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You know, being in these
woods reminds me of a story.
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Have any of you
heard of The Butcher?
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{\an8}He was that weird guy who
lived in a shack around here.
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{\an8}- Right, Lou?
- Yeah.
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{\an8}And everybody kept
far away from him.
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{\an8}They could tell there was
something crazy in his eyes.
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{\an8}But one night, a young
bus driver ran out of gas,
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{\an8}so he wandered into
the woods alone
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{\an8}when he was snatched!
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{\an8}There's even a nursery
rhyme about it.
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{\an8} ♪ In the woods by Eden Lake
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♪ He waits inside his shack ♪
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♪ If The Butcher catches you ♪
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♪ You're never coming back! ♪
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Oh, calm down!
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It's clearly just
a lame urban legend
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that these two are exploiting
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to make you guys too
scared to go to bed.
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Here's your firewood.
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Classic older sister move.
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{\an8}Tell me that girl's
name, please.
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I think it's Marci.
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You think her name is Marci,
or you're sure it's Marci?
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Why is it so important, Henry?
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Because when I grow up
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I'm gonna be in a committed
romantic partnership with her.
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Good morning.
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The Doogs!
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You know, when you sleep,
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you do this cute thing where
your mouth shuts real tight.
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{\an8}Yeah?
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{\an8}And when you breathe, it sounds
kinda like a donkey sighing.
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{\an8}It's kinda like...
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{\an8}Like that.
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{\an8} Lou? You coming?
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{\an8}Crap!
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{\an8}Wait, where are you going?
Let me make breakfast.
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{\an8}I can make pancakes that
look just like Mickey Mouse.
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{\an8}That is impressive, Bobby.
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{\an8}And so is...
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{\an8}Yeah, wow.
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{\an8}No notes.
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{\an8}But I'm not really a pancake
gal and I have to get to work.
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{\an8}Yeah, you have to get to work,
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{\an8}but you need to
have to get to play.
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{\an8} Lou?!
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{\an8}Uh, uh...
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{\an8}Look, I'm gonna go get dressed,
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{\an8}you just stay here,
don't come out.
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{\an8}Wait, you want me to stay here
until you get home from work?
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{\an8}I want you to stay
until I leave,
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{\an8}but leave before I get home.
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{\an8}I love how complicated you are.
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{\an8}Just don't come out
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{\an8}until you hear the
front door shut, okay?
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{\an8}Yeah, yeah, sure,
baby. But, Lou?
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{\an8}I want you to know I think
your body is pretty...
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{\an8}..."yeah, wow!" too.
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I...
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I'll finish those
later, let's go.
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Did you know that
running the dishwasher
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uses three to five times
less water than hand washing?
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And I can't wait to hear
all the other water-related
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facts you have for
me at the station.
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Saw Marci last night.
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- You talked to Marci?
- Yeah.
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Basically, same old Marci.
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Well, she cut her hair.
And she has a baby.
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Otherwise, same old Marci.
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- She has a baby?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Jean-Marc.
- Jean-Marc?
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That's a grown man's name.
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Father's no longer
in the picture,
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and obviously I'd be great
with a child, don't you think?
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And I wanna continue
this conversation
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and give you advice.
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But you know where I give
my best advice? On the road.
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It's kind of a motion
thing, let's go!
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See?
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I waited till I heard
the front door shut.
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Have a great day!
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Hey, Henry!
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I think that's the first person
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I've seen you hang
out with after work.
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Is Bobby your best
and only friend?
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I have friends.
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- And Bobby isn't...
- Name one.
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- Full name.
- Can we get back to Marci?
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Marci? Well, her hair...
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Aside from the shorter hair.
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She's been working for
NGOs around the world,
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but when Jean Marc's
father left the scene
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she wanted a stable
environment to raise him in
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so she moved back and
opened her own practice.
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She cut her hair.
And it looks great!
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How do you feel about Jean Marc?
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That must be weird. Not just
the name, which is weird.
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Lou!
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Great. They ruined it.
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Don't tell me I
have to go again.
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Holy crap, that was so cool!
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Do you know what isn't cool?
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My bleeding toe because you
guys wanted me to be barefoot.
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What is going on?
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Oh, hi. Sorry. We're
making a movie.
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Well, it's a YouTube
video for now,
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but one day it'll be a movie.
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Oh, hey!
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Lily?
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This is what you're
doing on your day off?
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Mh-hm.
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Oh, so I met Tyler and Sara
at that film course I'm doing.
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And Tyler was all, “We
wanna make a horror short
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"based on 'The Butcher
of Eden Vale'.”
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And I was all,
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“Did you say 'horror' and
did you also say 'Butcher'?
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"Like, what do you need?”
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That's a ridiculous
urban legend.
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Also, Sara is, like,
a legit actress.
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She's been in three
local commercials
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and had a speaking
role in Demon Bear 4.
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With an epic kill.
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Oh! Impressive.
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- We almost hit her!
- Uh.
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And the victim in The Butcher
urban legend is a male.
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But it's scarier
if it's a chick.
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- Female, lady, ma'am... Ma'am.
- Yeah. That's right.
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Place the scantily
clad woman in peril.
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Yeah! That's what we're doing.
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Hello? I'm, like,
literally freezing.
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I question your use of
the word 'literally'.
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Also, unless you have a permit,
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I'm afraid that's,
literally, a wrap.
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But we do have a permit.
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I lodged the application
with the local BLM
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detailing the shoot and provided
a certificate of insurance
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authorised by land-use permits
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pursuant to 20 CFR
2920 regulations.
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Do you wanna see
the certificate?
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Byyyye!
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- Okay, let's go again.
- Yeah.
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Did you hear that?
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Yeah...
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What is that?
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It was probably just
an animal or something.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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You just need an excuse
to see Marci again
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so you can have a casual chat
without seeming too eager.
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Should I be taking
advice from somebody
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who just shared a
bed with The Doogs?
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First of all, shut up.
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Second, just because I suck
at relationships doesn't mean
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I can't give you advice
on how to have a good one.
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I'm not sure that's true.
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Could we not discuss
this at work?
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I don't want my personal
life becoming office gossip.
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Don't flatter yourself.
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Nobody cares about
your personal life.
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Gladys, the waitress
at the Pioneer,
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she told me the whole thing.
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Said she saw them
talking last night!
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A baby! God! What
did Henry say?
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Bonjour.
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What? Why?
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- Oh, sorry. The baby's French.
- Oh.
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They could be talking about
a different French baby.
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- It's a male!
- Okay.
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Attention, please!
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There will be no more talk
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about my ex-girlfriend's
French baby
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from this point forward.
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I was talking about the partial
skeleton we found yesterday.
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- Context matters, Szczepkowski.
- Sorry.
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The County lab determined
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that the remains are
of a male over 20.
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And that the high acidity in
the soil accelerated the decay
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so he was actually buried
more recently than estimated.
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Between 25 to 50 years ago.
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Wow! Okay, good job.
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You know how Dad feels
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about having an unsolved
murder on the books,
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but we need to open
an investigation.
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See? He and I seriously
have nothing in common.
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Unsolved murders are
my favourite thing.
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Really? I thought it was
being tall and weird.
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I don't want these kids
filming near my property.
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Those cameras send everything
right to the government
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so they can control
our every move.
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You are worried
they will force you
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to take more frequent showers?
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Okay, honey. Better.
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Better.
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But maybe you need to remember
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what I said about
insulting the public.
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Even less than that?
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Yeah, yeah, I think a
little less than that, yeah.
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Excuse me? What
was that about?
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Lily's helping some kid
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make YouTubes in the
woods or something.
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Don't say 'YouTubes'.
And we know.
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Is why I cover phones for Lily
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while she make this
bad movie with...
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...terrible actress.
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Look at this clip
from Demon Bear 4.
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No! No! Please!
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I don't want to
diiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
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Ahh-hahhhh!
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Ahhh!
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Agghhhh!
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I do not believe her tears.
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Wow.
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The phone there?
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They will call back
if it is emergency.
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Dad, I want to
investigate a murder.
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Yeah, I know you do,
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but there needs to be a murder
in order to investigate one.
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Well, there has been one -
that partial skeleton that
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Szczepkowski found in
that half-dug pool.
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The lab revised their estimate.
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It happened in
the last 50 years.
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What is job one around here?
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I would say it's a three-way tie
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between crime solving,
crime prevention,
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and pretending this is a
functioning police department.
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He's gonna say, “making
people feel safe”.
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Making people feel safe.
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What if they aren't safe?
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Someone killed and dismembered
a man and got away with it.
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Even if you're right,
and that is a big if,
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whoever did this is
probably long dead by now.
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Let's just concentrate
on chasing down
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the plentiful bad guys
that are walking around.
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Plentiful bad guys?
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I dunno about you, sis,
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but that doesn't make
me feel very safe.
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- I'm scared to go home now.
- I'm serious.
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You know we don't
have the resources
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to work a case this cold.
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You just need to let
it go. Let it go.
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Don't look at me. I need
you to keep digging.
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And no one, I repeat, no
one can know about this.
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You want me to keep something
secret from the Chief?
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Like, don't tell him?
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Yes, that's the nature of
a secret, Szczepkowski.
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Even Lou?
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Even Lou.
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Okay. Okay.
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This never happened.
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Alright, you guys are too
far away for me to hear
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so I'm just gonna action myself.
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Okay?
252
00:10:32,189 --> 00:10:35,299
Rolling, and...
253
00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:37,093
...action!
254
00:10:39,277 --> 00:10:41,613
I need to get out of here.
255
00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:44,906
Wait.
256
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,309
I heard something.
257
00:10:48,409 --> 00:10:49,409
Hello?
258
00:10:49,494 --> 00:10:51,311
Is someone there?
259
00:10:54,038 --> 00:10:55,038
Is...
260
00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:58,317
Damnit. Phone
better not be dead.
261
00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:00,210
Yeah.
262
00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,296
Where is she?
263
00:11:09,217 --> 00:11:10,468
Sara?
264
00:11:11,719 --> 00:11:13,037
Where'd she go?
265
00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:15,930
Sara! Where are you?!
266
00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:19,475
Sara?!
267
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,486
- Lily?
- Yeah?
268
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,906
That's her necklace.
269
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,225
This is so scary.
270
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,036
And I mean it in a bad way.
271
00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:46,688
What would you
want Sara to know?
272
00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:48,314
That we hope she's okay.
273
00:11:48,414 --> 00:11:50,148
100%. I'm just so worried.
274
00:11:50,248 --> 00:11:51,649
{\an8}And not just because
275
00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:53,609
{\an8}I can't complete my
short film without her.
276
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:58,905
{\an8}For these aspiring filmmakers,
fiction has turned into reality,
277
00:11:59,005 --> 00:12:02,032
{\an8}as their beautiful, young
leading lady is missing,
278
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:04,868
{\an8}possibly in terrible danger.
279
00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:07,119
{\an8}We can only hope and pray
280
00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:10,039
{\an8}that for her, this story
has a happy ending.
281
00:12:10,139 --> 00:12:13,291
- He got here fast.
- Look how excited he is.
282
00:12:13,391 --> 00:12:15,793
Sensationalising
a woman in danger.
283
00:12:15,893 --> 00:12:17,878
Just like their stupid
movie and every cop show
284
00:12:17,978 --> 00:12:19,629
and every episode of
Dateline - so gross!
285
00:12:19,729 --> 00:12:21,965
Alright, everybody!
Gather round.
286
00:12:22,065 --> 00:12:23,466
Alright, listen up.
287
00:12:23,566 --> 00:12:25,050
First 24 hours are
the most critical.
288
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,094
We have a young lady
who could be injured,
289
00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,470
could be lost, of course,
we're not ruling out foul play.
290
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,555
We have a tip-line
set up at the station.
291
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:35,016
Priority One is bring
her home safely.
292
00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:36,267
Let's get after it.
293
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:38,143
Surprised he's taking
this case seriously.
294
00:12:38,243 --> 00:12:39,963
If you'd been here for
the last seven years,
295
00:12:40,036 --> 00:12:42,396
you'd know he's actually
very good at his job
296
00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:43,939
and usually a
total professional.
297
00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:47,567
So, Marci has a baby?
Who's the father?
298
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,627
And how did you not know
this? Aren't you a detective?
299
00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:54,197
Hey.
300
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:57,242
Oh, hey... you.
301
00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:58,902
Did you check out our
mobile command unit?
302
00:12:58,926 --> 00:13:00,806
- You're welcome to use it.
- No. Don't need it.
303
00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:02,371
Okay, but it's fully decked out.
304
00:13:02,471 --> 00:13:06,123
Top-line tech, satellite,
barista grade coffee machine...
305
00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:08,917
Glad the Sheriff's department
is spending their money wisely.
306
00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:11,043
I wanted a waffle bar
but nobody listens to me.
307
00:13:11,143 --> 00:13:13,879
Now that, that is a
great use of resources.
308
00:13:13,979 --> 00:13:17,007
You know, everyone's always
"Team Pancake", but I'm like...
309
00:13:17,107 --> 00:13:18,549
Oh, pancakes are trash.
310
00:13:18,649 --> 00:13:20,467
It's like someone took a waffle
311
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,344
and decided to take all
of the joy out of it.
312
00:13:22,444 --> 00:13:24,638
100%! Now, can I ask
you a personal question?
313
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,180
Where do you stand
on French toast?
314
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,182
I stand over an
open garbage can,
315
00:13:29,282 --> 00:13:31,100
scraping the French
toast off my plate,
316
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,519
wishing I had a waffle.
317
00:13:32,619 --> 00:13:34,228
Okay, well, that was a test
318
00:13:34,328 --> 00:13:36,480
and you passed with
flying colours, sir.
319
00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:39,290
Get your wet egg
bread off my plate.
320
00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:43,735
So, where'd you skip
off to last night?
321
00:13:43,835 --> 00:13:45,779
Thought we were gonna
meet up for a drink.
322
00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:48,213
Yeah. Oh... Ooh. What did I...?
323
00:13:49,506 --> 00:13:51,324
- I got really sick.
- Oh.
324
00:13:51,424 --> 00:13:53,618
Yeah. I was puking.
325
00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:55,369
Like, so much.
326
00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,363
You know when you, like, puke
so much you throw your back out?
327
00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:59,455
- Wow!
- Yeah, it hurt.
328
00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:01,374
Sorry. Something you ate?
329
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,334
It was chicken that
was really pink inside.
330
00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:05,544
Oh.
331
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,296
I shouldn't have done
it. I knew it was wrong.
332
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:11,214
But I did it anyway.
Like a dum-dum.
333
00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:15,592
Then I went home... alone.
334
00:14:15,692 --> 00:14:17,678
Was it rotisserie chicken?
335
00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:19,171
Because sometimes the
ones too close to the heat
336
00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:21,389
look brown on the outside but...
337
00:14:21,489 --> 00:14:23,015
Yeah, it was just chicken.
338
00:14:23,115 --> 00:14:24,533
Mmm.
339
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,288
Henry!
340
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,794
- What?
- Oh!
341
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,405
I may have found a lead in our
[whispers] unsolved murder.
342
00:14:42,505 --> 00:14:45,699
I came across an old
police report from 1987
343
00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:48,577
of a woman who got picked
up for public drunkenness
344
00:14:48,677 --> 00:14:50,994
and, apparently, she was
shouting that her boyfriend,
345
00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:53,831
who was a bus
driver, was missing.
346
00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:55,873
But the police
never followed up.
347
00:14:55,973 --> 00:14:58,243
- Seems a little thin, but go on.
- It was also Valentine's Day.
348
00:14:58,267 --> 00:15:00,794
And we found that pack of
candy hearts among the bones.
349
00:15:00,894 --> 00:15:02,503
And if he was... murdered,
350
00:15:02,603 --> 00:15:03,921
and then... dismembered...
351
00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:06,256
Please maintain a consistent
normal speaking volume.
352
00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:07,716
Right, sorry. Just...
353
00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:10,051
Doesn't this all kinda remind
you of that Butcher story?
354
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:12,595
He supposedly dismembered
a bus driver, right?
355
00:15:12,695 --> 00:15:14,262
What's your point, Szczepkowski?
356
00:15:14,362 --> 00:15:17,640
Well, some urban legends are
based in a kernel of truth.
357
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:20,142
And this woman who is
missing, isn't it possible...
358
00:15:20,242 --> 00:15:22,728
That 35 years later
there's an elderly maniac
359
00:15:22,828 --> 00:15:24,895
snatching new
victims in the woods?
360
00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:26,271
I know. I know. Sorry.
361
00:15:26,371 --> 00:15:28,023
My older brother
used to terrorise me
362
00:15:28,123 --> 00:15:29,649
with that story
when I was little.
363
00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:31,018
The nursery rhyme
still haunts me.
364
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,651
By succumbing to fear
365
00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:35,378
you're only letting your older
sibling win, Szczepkowski.
366
00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:38,673
And they can never win.
367
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:48,538
Eden Vale Police Station,
how may I direct your call?
368
00:15:48,638 --> 00:15:52,083
You are psychic and know
where is missing girl?
369
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:54,502
Psychic lady, tell me,
370
00:15:54,602 --> 00:15:57,295
what am I thinking
about you right now?
371
00:15:57,395 --> 00:16:00,006
So you met actress once
372
00:16:00,106 --> 00:16:03,192
at Comic-Con panel
for Demon Bear 4?
373
00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:07,012
Your tip is you are virgin?
374
00:16:07,112 --> 00:16:10,472
Wrong! I got you.
375
00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:13,825
I'm sorry, did I not make myself
clear? I think you are scum.
376
00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:17,703
Okay, maybe now I
am being too nice.
377
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,440
I can't believe
378
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,934
Louise didn't know
Marci had a baby.
379
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,485
You'd think one of her friends
would tell her, at least.
380
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,153
I don't know, Chief.
381
00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:30,946
Lou doesn't really
have any close friends.
382
00:16:31,046 --> 00:16:32,906
What? No. She has tons
of friends from school.
383
00:16:33,006 --> 00:16:34,574
From my observations,
384
00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:37,075
most of them have moved
away or gotten married, sir.
385
00:16:37,175 --> 00:16:38,653
- Lou married her job.
- Wait a minute.
386
00:16:38,677 --> 00:16:40,412
She's supposed to
be the normal one.
387
00:16:40,512 --> 00:16:44,040
Are you telling me that both
my kids have people problems?
388
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,249
Well, at least Henry's got me.
389
00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:48,369
If things didn't keep poppin'
up for him last second
390
00:16:48,393 --> 00:16:49,835
we'd hang out all the time.
391
00:16:49,935 --> 00:16:52,021
That just makes me
sadder, Bradley.
392
00:16:54,105 --> 00:16:57,550
Uh, hi. Can I help you?
393
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,427
Yeah. I'm Oliver.
I'm Sara's boyfriend.
394
00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:01,553
Oh.
395
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,304
Detective Lou Hickman.
396
00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:05,097
I'm so sorry you're
going through this.
397
00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:06,223
Yeah.
398
00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:08,050
I've been calling her all
day but it goes to voicemail.
399
00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:10,601
Her battery probably
just ran out of juice.
400
00:17:10,701 --> 00:17:12,853
We've got everybody out
here looking for her.
401
00:17:12,953 --> 00:17:14,854
I'm sure we'll find
her safe and sound.
402
00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,230
- Right.
- Lou?!
403
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,565
I think I got something!
404
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,086
Henry!
405
00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:24,837
Up here.
406
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,616
I wanted to get
a panoramic view.
407
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,826
From a high central viewpoint.
408
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,343
Sherlock Holmes. Yes, I know.
409
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,554
Look right there.
410
00:17:38,097 --> 00:17:39,748
A partial bloody footprint.
411
00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:41,709
Seems like it would've been
412
00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,710
just as easy to spot from
the ground, but okay.
413
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,395
Come on, help me collect it.
414
00:17:48,522 --> 00:17:50,231
I actually don't
know how to get down.
415
00:17:52,108 --> 00:17:55,260
A bloody footprint.
A race against time.
416
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,597
A young, very attractive woman,
out here somewhere alone,
417
00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:02,933
scantily clad, possibly
fighting for her life.
418
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:07,036
{\an8}Or praying... for
an early death.
419
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,355
We have a problem.
420
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,356
We can't check Sara's
blood for a DNA match
421
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,566
because the County lab's
centrifuge is broken.
422
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,777
And yet there's an $8,000
coffee machine in there.
423
00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:18,695
6,000. Cyber Monday.
424
00:18:18,795 --> 00:18:22,156
We're looking at 24 hours
before our centrifuge is fixed.
425
00:18:22,256 --> 00:18:24,366
Closest working one
is four hours away.
426
00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:26,034
That's too long.
427
00:18:26,134 --> 00:18:29,245
I'm used to improvising, but
I can't make a centrifuge.
428
00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:33,206
But... I do know of a
smart person who could.
429
00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:35,666
Well, of course I could
construct one from scratch,
430
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,327
but it would take me
at least a full day.
431
00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:39,878
Male confidence.
God, it's inspiring.
432
00:18:39,978 --> 00:18:41,921
No, I was talking about Marci.
433
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,382
She's a doctor, she's worked
under challenging conditions.
434
00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:46,167
I'm sure she could come
up with some kind of hack.
435
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,593
I refuse to concoct
some elaborate excuse
436
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:50,011
to see her again.
437
00:18:50,111 --> 00:18:51,637
That would be clumsy
and embarrassing.
438
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:54,640
I will, however, see her for
this legitimate work reason
439
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,026
and we shall keep it
completely professional.
440
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:57,450
Thank you.
441
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,520
I heard about the whole
baby situation with Marci.
442
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,980
Wow. Stuff spreads like
wildfire in this town.
443
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,273
Mm-hmm.
444
00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:08,275
You really think this will work?
445
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,736
We just need a rotating drum
that can reach 3,400 RPM
446
00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:13,876
and maintain a temperature
of 39 degrees Fahrenheit.
447
00:19:13,962 --> 00:19:16,322
Oh! Hello, Henry.
448
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,283
Hello, Marci.
449
00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:20,284
What can I help you two with?
450
00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,702
We need to put blood in
your ice cream maker.
451
00:19:22,802 --> 00:19:24,595
Sorry I asked.
452
00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:32,001
- So she went missing...
- Ah!
453
00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:34,795
Oh, that was just a bird. Sorry.
454
00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:37,338
I'm sorry, Oliver.
Please, go on.
455
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,340
I don't understand. How
did she just disappear?
456
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,067
Like, she was literally
being filmed the whole time.
457
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:46,262
- Just a sec.
- Wait, Lou, can I go back to...?
458
00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:48,013
- Lily?
- Yeah. What?
459
00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:50,182
I need you to get the
footage you've shot so far.
460
00:19:50,282 --> 00:19:51,808
- Dailies.
- What?
461
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:53,517
That's the correct
film set term.
462
00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:54,977
I'm learning so
much in my class.
463
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:57,353
And also, in England
they call them 'rushes'.
464
00:19:57,453 --> 00:20:00,231
And in the 1940s... they...
465
00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:02,582
I'm gonna go and
get all the footage.
466
00:20:10,673 --> 00:20:12,032
Still a pistachio guy.
467
00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:13,616
Why would I get something else
468
00:20:13,716 --> 00:20:14,876
when I know I like pistachio?
469
00:20:14,926 --> 00:20:17,077
You might like another
flavour just as much?
470
00:20:17,177 --> 00:20:18,487
Maybe even more if
you took the risk.
471
00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:19,631
But that risk could backfire
472
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,031
and I'd be forced to eat
ice cream which I hate
473
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,957
so as to not waste food
474
00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:24,659
when I could just get
pistachio, which I know I like.
475
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,184
Some things never change.
476
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,129
This is a great idea.
477
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,989
I guess you're used to
having to get creative
478
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,757
in places with
limited resources.
479
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:35,883
Oh, yeah.
480
00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:37,423
In Guatemala I had
to make an IV drip
481
00:20:37,484 --> 00:20:39,903
out of a raincoat, a
coconut and surgical gloves.
482
00:20:40,486 --> 00:20:42,722
- Even I'm surprised it worked.
- I'm not.
483
00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:45,390
You've always been the
smartest woman I ever met.
484
00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:48,059
Just woman? Not person?
485
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,477
No, I mean...
486
00:20:49,577 --> 00:20:51,846
...out of all the men and women
I've met, you're the smartest.
487
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,038
I'm teasing.
488
00:20:56,415 --> 00:20:58,567
So, this film those
guys are doing
489
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,819
is based on that urban
legend about the Butcher?
490
00:21:00,919 --> 00:21:02,988
Yes. But they gender
flipped the victim.
491
00:21:03,088 --> 00:21:04,714
Which I'm against.
492
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,907
Do you remember at camp when
Lou tried to scare us all
493
00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:09,868
with that story
and nursery rhyme?
494
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,035
Vaguely. I'm not sure.
495
00:21:12,135 --> 00:21:14,204
I think that's when we
actually became friends.
496
00:21:14,304 --> 00:21:15,888
I remember thinking
497
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:19,333
that you were the only kid
who saw the world like I did.
498
00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:22,293
We're the only ones
who saw it correctly.
499
00:21:22,393 --> 00:21:25,630
Everyone believes they
see the world correctly.
500
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:26,797
Well, of course.
501
00:21:26,897 --> 00:21:29,209
Each individual's perception
of the world is unique to them
502
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:30,675
and therefore correct.
503
00:21:30,775 --> 00:21:32,318
But you and I are
actually right.
504
00:21:37,489 --> 00:21:39,641
- You're a mess.
- I'm not a mess.
505
00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:41,683
Everything I'm saying is
completely reasonable.
506
00:21:41,783 --> 00:21:43,685
Your face is a mess.
507
00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:45,078
Oh, right.
508
00:21:47,705 --> 00:21:48,939
Thank you.
509
00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:50,374
Good.
510
00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:58,421
I don't understand this
movie. Where did her shoes go?
511
00:21:58,546 --> 00:21:59,906
I think she lost
them in the scene
512
00:22:00,006 --> 00:22:01,926
where she spots the Butcher
and runs into a cave.
513
00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:03,742
But they're lace up boots.
514
00:22:03,842 --> 00:22:08,037
She'd have to stop, untie them,
take off the boots and socks.
515
00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:09,704
Yeah. You're reading
too much into it.
516
00:22:09,804 --> 00:22:12,416
They need to add a scene
before she sees him
517
00:22:12,516 --> 00:22:14,625
where she takes off her
boots before going to bed.
518
00:22:14,725 --> 00:22:17,127
Why is she going to bed?
She doesn't have a tent!
519
00:22:17,227 --> 00:22:18,962
There you go! Another plot hole.
520
00:22:19,062 --> 00:22:20,630
This is one of the
many good reasons
521
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,881
to go to the movies alone.
522
00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:24,149
Nobody has to hear me complain.
523
00:22:25,651 --> 00:22:27,360
I love going to
the movies alone.
524
00:22:28,653 --> 00:22:30,888
I used to go with Gina
when we first got married,
525
00:22:30,988 --> 00:22:33,222
but if it was something
I wanted to see,
526
00:22:33,322 --> 00:22:35,724
like a fantasy or sci-fi thing,
527
00:22:35,824 --> 00:22:38,661
I spent half the time worried
if she was enjoying it.
528
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,521
I'll tell you what.
529
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:45,316
You and me will go to one of
your wizard movies sometime
530
00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,859
and I'll sit in
the row behind you.
531
00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:49,569
You won't have any idea
532
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,946
if I'm enjoying myself or
hating every minute of it.
533
00:22:52,046 --> 00:22:54,464
Sorry, but if we
go to a movie...
534
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:57,258
...I'm definitely
sitting next to you.
535
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,223
One serving of separated
blood serum, no toppings.
536
00:23:12,269 --> 00:23:13,603
I'll leave you to it.
537
00:23:14,271 --> 00:23:16,690
Why don't we just pick
things up where we left off?
538
00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:21,343
Like the last seven
years didn't happen.
539
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,470
You mean the last seven years
540
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,964
where I had to mourn and process
the death of our relationship
541
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:29,057
because of your unilateral and
selfish decision to leave town?
542
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,850
Yes.
543
00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:32,518
Let's just pretend
that never happened.
544
00:23:32,618 --> 00:23:34,186
You really have not changed.
545
00:23:34,286 --> 00:23:37,188
Hurting you was the
biggest mistake of my life.
546
00:23:37,288 --> 00:23:39,607
You said it yourself -
when we were together
547
00:23:39,707 --> 00:23:41,726
it feels like we're the only
two people in the world.
548
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:44,611
I've never met anyone like
you and I know I never will.
549
00:23:44,711 --> 00:23:46,278
So... what do you think?
550
00:23:46,378 --> 00:23:48,905
I think we're not
the only two people
551
00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:51,174
in the world anymore, Henry.
552
00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:54,243
There's someone else in my life.
553
00:23:54,343 --> 00:23:57,887
Ugh. Of course. Who is he?
554
00:23:59,013 --> 00:24:00,664
- My son.
- Oh. Right!
555
00:24:00,764 --> 00:24:03,250
Jean Marc. He likes
me. He smiled at me.
556
00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:07,670
Jean Marc will always be
my number-one priority.
557
00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,171
And I know you, Henry.
558
00:24:09,271 --> 00:24:11,006
I know you could never be happy
559
00:24:11,106 --> 00:24:13,508
being the second most
important person in my life.
560
00:24:13,608 --> 00:24:16,426
Good luck with the case.
561
00:24:16,526 --> 00:24:19,863
It's annoying how nice
it was to see you again.
562
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,940
This is the worst movie I've
seen since my wedding video.
563
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,316
Gina's uncle filmed it
564
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:36,935
and he was six beers
in before we started.
565
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:39,336
It looked like we
got married at sea.
566
00:24:41,921 --> 00:24:46,491
Can I ask you something?
How come you guys split up?
567
00:24:46,591 --> 00:24:48,760
Well...
568
00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:53,747
We met when we were really
young, freshman year of college.
569
00:24:53,847 --> 00:24:56,707
And I tried to be the guy I
thought she'd want to be with
570
00:24:56,807 --> 00:24:59,043
because I thought that
was what love was.
571
00:24:59,143 --> 00:25:01,127
But then... I don't know,
572
00:25:01,227 --> 00:25:02,837
after we got married
573
00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:04,789
I guess I got tired of trying
to be perfect all the time.
574
00:25:04,813 --> 00:25:08,216
I relaxed a little,
tried to be more myself.
575
00:25:08,316 --> 00:25:10,635
- Big mistake?
- Ha. Yeah.
576
00:25:10,735 --> 00:25:12,403
I scared her off good.
577
00:25:13,529 --> 00:25:14,888
No, come on.
578
00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:17,640
You should absolutely
be yourself.
579
00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:19,700
Because... you're cool.
580
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,352
I mean, you're a total nerd.
581
00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:24,854
But you're cool.
582
00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:26,230
Oh, thank you so much.
583
00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:28,774
They ruined it!
584
00:25:28,874 --> 00:25:30,650
Oh, my God! There's my truck!
585
00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,234
Don't tell me I
have to go again.
586
00:25:32,334 --> 00:25:34,236
Holy crap! That was so cool!
587
00:25:34,336 --> 00:25:36,154
Is that what I look like?
588
00:25:36,254 --> 00:25:37,989
It's a bad angle.
589
00:25:38,089 --> 00:25:39,549
Fast forward.
590
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,951
Sorry. We're making a movie.
591
00:25:43,051 --> 00:25:44,594
Okay. Let's watch it from here.
592
00:25:47,721 --> 00:25:49,890
Whoa, whoa. Wait.
Pause it. Pause it.
593
00:25:51,141 --> 00:25:52,850
There's someone else there.
594
00:25:55,977 --> 00:25:59,214
{\an8}We've reached hour five
of 'Terror in the Woods',
595
00:25:59,314 --> 00:26:00,756
{\an8}a Channel 3 exclusive.
596
00:26:00,856 --> 00:26:02,466
We may be facing the worst
597
00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:05,384
as I hear police now
suspect foul play.
598
00:26:05,484 --> 00:26:08,054
We're losing light, and
with temperatures dropping,
599
00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:11,806
this young, semi-nude actress
remains cold, missing,
600
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:15,409
{\an8}and conceivably... murdered.
601
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:19,187
Like I just murdered that.
602
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,855
Yeah, baby.
603
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,648
Look at this.
604
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,275
The samples came back showing
two different blood types.
605
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,068
One of them matches Sara's DNA,
606
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,568
but it means somebody
else was there
607
00:26:28,627 --> 00:26:29,707
and they were bleeding too.
608
00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:32,322
Must've been a struggle.
Could be our man in the woods.
609
00:26:32,422 --> 00:26:34,031
We need to talk to
Lily and the director
610
00:26:34,131 --> 00:26:35,575
and see if they saw anyone.
611
00:26:35,675 --> 00:26:37,243
Yeah, that's scary stuff.
612
00:26:37,343 --> 00:26:39,452
Be good if, I...
613
00:26:39,552 --> 00:26:41,996
...I don't know, talk to
a friend about it, right?
614
00:26:42,096 --> 00:26:43,664
No. No, this is an open case.
615
00:26:43,764 --> 00:26:45,415
That would be a very
bad thing to do.
616
00:26:45,515 --> 00:26:47,083
Sure, sure. I know.
617
00:26:47,183 --> 00:26:49,168
But... you know,
if it was closed
618
00:26:49,268 --> 00:26:52,295
and there were friends that
you could talk to about it,
619
00:26:52,395 --> 00:26:54,464
and maybe other things too?
620
00:26:54,564 --> 00:26:56,674
Mmm. What is
happening right now?
621
00:26:56,774 --> 00:26:59,050
If I had to guess, I'd
say the force has moved on
622
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,219
from gossiping about me
to gossiping about you.
623
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:04,680
What? No! What are
you talking about?
624
00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:07,532
Nobody gossips to
me about you guys.
625
00:27:08,908 --> 00:27:11,577
I'm gonna get Lily and
our would-be director.
626
00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:15,438
- I have plenty of friends.
- Mmm.
627
00:27:15,538 --> 00:27:18,565
We're looking for someone
approximately six-foot-one.
628
00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:20,609
How could you
possibly know that?
629
00:27:20,709 --> 00:27:22,152
Sara is five-seven.
630
00:27:22,252 --> 00:27:23,532
An earlier shot
by that same tree
631
00:27:23,628 --> 00:27:25,195
she comes just
underneath that branch.
632
00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,906
He's six inches above that.
633
00:27:27,006 --> 00:27:29,241
Which means he's one inch
shorter than that doorway.
634
00:27:29,341 --> 00:27:30,408
Let me guess.
635
00:27:30,508 --> 00:27:32,027
You measure all door frames
when you enter a room
636
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,494
just in case you need to know.
637
00:27:33,594 --> 00:27:35,745
No, I hit my head on that
one earlier. Really hurt.
638
00:27:35,845 --> 00:27:37,414
Lou, you wanted to see us?
639
00:27:37,514 --> 00:27:39,581
Whoa! Check out this joint.
640
00:27:39,681 --> 00:27:41,417
It's not that cool.
641
00:27:41,517 --> 00:27:43,084
Now, did either of you see
642
00:27:43,184 --> 00:27:44,835
anyone else while
you were filming?
643
00:27:44,935 --> 00:27:47,129
- No.
- Are you absolutely sure?
644
00:27:47,229 --> 00:27:49,089
Wait, what about in the morning?
645
00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,675
Oh, yeah! We thought we
heard a noise in the woods.
646
00:27:51,775 --> 00:27:54,177
Right after we saw you.
I completely forgot.
647
00:27:54,277 --> 00:27:56,929
Was anyone else aware that
you were filming here?
648
00:27:57,029 --> 00:27:58,513
No. Not really.
649
00:27:58,613 --> 00:28:00,298
I wanted to keep this
project really hush-hush.
650
00:28:00,322 --> 00:28:02,724
'Cause I didn't want someone
stealing my idea. So...
651
00:28:02,824 --> 00:28:05,518
Yes, a regional urban
legend shot on a phone,
652
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:06,530
that could start a bidding war.
653
00:28:06,531 --> 00:28:08,103
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
654
00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:11,731
Sara's boyfriend, Oliver!
655
00:28:11,831 --> 00:28:14,150
- He knew.
- Knew what?
656
00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:16,001
Whoa! God. That was close.
657
00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:20,254
What?
658
00:28:27,552 --> 00:28:29,445
I suppose you're gonna
lull him into a confession
659
00:28:29,469 --> 00:28:30,913
by pretending to be nice to him?
660
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:32,615
No. This guy may have
hurt his girlfriend.
661
00:28:32,639 --> 00:28:33,949
He doesn't get the
nice-guy treatment.
662
00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,173
We're gonna set a trap for him
663
00:28:35,224 --> 00:28:36,667
using a little
trick I learned...
664
00:28:36,767 --> 00:28:38,251
Please don't say,
"on a podcast".
665
00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:39,461
...on a podcast.
666
00:28:39,561 --> 00:28:41,921
See, most people can make up
a lie to remember the details.
667
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,381
But if you ask them to repeat
the same story backwards
668
00:28:44,481 --> 00:28:46,049
they mess up the order.
669
00:28:46,149 --> 00:28:48,259
I think the ancient
Greeks invented it.
670
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,802
You made that part up.
671
00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:51,386
Mmm, maybe.
672
00:28:51,486 --> 00:28:54,138
- Hey, how'd it go with Marci?
- It went well, obviously.
673
00:28:54,238 --> 00:28:55,682
We obtained the DNA.
674
00:28:55,782 --> 00:28:56,782
Dude.
675
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:59,267
She begged to get me back,
676
00:28:59,367 --> 00:29:01,054
but I told her to focus
on rearing that child.
677
00:29:01,078 --> 00:29:03,996
Is that so? Sounds like
you're making that part up.
678
00:29:04,163 --> 00:29:05,807
Should we just focus on
questioning the suspect?
679
00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:07,123
Sure.
680
00:29:10,210 --> 00:29:12,486
Mmm. From Portland, huh?
681
00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:14,113
Oh, yeah. Originally.
682
00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:16,030
Guessin' that makes
you a Blazers fan.
683
00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:18,199
Of course, I was a
Sonics girl myself
684
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:19,908
until they broke
my heart by moving.
685
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,202
So you're kind of
my natural enemy.
686
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,829
I mean, even if you didn't
kill your girlfriend.
687
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,388
What?
688
00:29:27,138 --> 00:29:29,082
- No, I didn't kill her.
- I know, I know.
689
00:29:29,182 --> 00:29:31,392
Blazers fan. Kinda hard
to trust you, right?
690
00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:34,419
Did you have breakfast
this morning?
691
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:35,545
Yeah...
692
00:29:35,645 --> 00:29:37,922
Smart. It's an important meal.
693
00:29:38,022 --> 00:29:40,090
What'd you have?
694
00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:42,342
I mean, I had a coffee. Why?
695
00:29:42,442 --> 00:29:44,261
Just trying to
establish a timeline.
696
00:29:44,361 --> 00:29:45,887
Walk us through your morning.
697
00:29:45,987 --> 00:29:47,596
- No detail's too small.
- Okay.
698
00:29:47,696 --> 00:29:50,473
I got up, I went
to the bathroom,
699
00:29:50,573 --> 00:29:54,143
I made a coffee, made a
piece of toast, with jam.
700
00:29:54,243 --> 00:29:55,769
And then I went for a run.
701
00:29:55,869 --> 00:29:57,137
You listen to music
while you run?
702
00:29:57,161 --> 00:29:58,897
I listened to a podcast.
703
00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:00,731
A podcast! About what?
704
00:30:00,831 --> 00:30:02,900
1960s musicals.
705
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,692
- Mmm, fun.
- Yeah.
706
00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:07,444
So I got home, I took
a shower and shaved,
707
00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:09,988
then I had a yogurt
and a banana,
708
00:30:10,088 --> 00:30:11,672
I answered some emails,
709
00:30:11,882 --> 00:30:13,283
and then I got the
call about Sara.
710
00:30:13,383 --> 00:30:15,235
So I got in my car and
drove straight to the woods.
711
00:30:15,259 --> 00:30:16,493
Okay, now, please.
712
00:30:16,593 --> 00:30:18,537
I'm worried sick. Okay?
I'd never hurt her.
713
00:30:18,637 --> 00:30:20,489
We're capable of hurting
the ones we love, Oliver.
714
00:30:20,513 --> 00:30:23,541
Yeah, but I didn't do anything
to her, okay? I swear!
715
00:30:23,641 --> 00:30:25,375
I told you what I did
this morning already.
716
00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:28,627
Yeah. No, no, I...
I know, you did.
717
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:31,212
And now I want you
to tell us again.
718
00:30:31,312 --> 00:30:32,463
Backwards.
719
00:30:32,563 --> 00:30:34,632
From when I met you to
the moment you woke up.
720
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,803
- Are you serious?
- Mmm.
721
00:30:39,903 --> 00:30:41,971
Okay. Um...
722
00:30:42,071 --> 00:30:43,722
I drove to the woods,
723
00:30:43,822 --> 00:30:45,891
I... had a yogurt.
724
00:30:45,991 --> 00:30:47,934
I answered some emails.
725
00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:50,727
No, wait. Sorry. I
answered some emails first.
726
00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:52,854
Wait, that was after I
had a yogurt, though.
727
00:30:52,954 --> 00:30:54,439
But first, if we're
talking backwards.
728
00:30:54,539 --> 00:30:56,816
Anyway. Then I had a
shower, went for a run.
729
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:59,234
I also shaved. Wait.
Not while I was running.
730
00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:01,494
Okay, this backwards thing's
really confusing me, okay!
731
00:31:03,879 --> 00:31:04,988
Sara!
732
00:31:05,088 --> 00:31:06,907
Baby, you have to help me.
733
00:31:07,007 --> 00:31:08,408
Okay, I'm with the
police right now.
734
00:31:08,508 --> 00:31:10,743
- Record it, quickly.
- He's getting closer.
735
00:31:10,843 --> 00:31:12,411
Please help!
736
00:31:12,511 --> 00:31:15,538
- Sara, where are you?
- I don't know...
737
00:31:15,638 --> 00:31:18,749
A man was chasing...
he was wearing a mask
738
00:31:18,849 --> 00:31:20,042
and ran up this hill.
739
00:31:20,142 --> 00:31:21,710
But I still hear
him looking for me.
740
00:31:22,894 --> 00:31:25,379
...think I'm near a lake
because I hear a boat engine.
741
00:31:25,479 --> 00:31:28,131
...some kind of shack...
742
00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:35,220
- What are the Blazers?
- I'll tell you later.
743
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,320
Okay.
744
00:31:37,905 --> 00:31:40,599
After our database search
of properties in the area,
745
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,142
we came up with one match -
746
00:31:42,242 --> 00:31:45,103
6'1 male with a criminal
record, lives in the area.
747
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,520
Carson, you got the pic?
748
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:48,647
Just show it on the laptop.
749
00:31:48,747 --> 00:31:52,024
It's easier for everyone to
see on the 65-inch 4K screen.
750
00:31:52,124 --> 00:31:54,335
I just need to link the devices.
751
00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:56,236
Wait a sec.
752
00:31:56,336 --> 00:31:58,154
That's the guy from this morning
753
00:31:58,254 --> 00:31:59,856
who was angry about them
filming near his property.
754
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,073
Ansel Larson.
755
00:32:01,173 --> 00:32:02,574
Lives in a cabin off the grid
756
00:32:02,674 --> 00:32:04,193
not two miles from
where Sara disappeared.
757
00:32:04,217 --> 00:32:05,702
That's gotta be our guy.
758
00:32:05,802 --> 00:32:07,911
But, no, his property isn't
anywhere near the lake.
759
00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:09,997
And she said she
heard a boat engine.
760
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,873
There are no shacks or
cabins by Eden Lake.
761
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,750
The entire shoreline's
a nature preserve.
762
00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:17,085
But a boat engine is
a very specific sound.
763
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,379
She wouldn't just make it
up if she didn't hear one.
764
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,506
What if it's not
a boat she heard?
765
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,715
But something that sounds
like a boat engine?
766
00:32:23,815 --> 00:32:24,966
Like what?
767
00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:27,010
Everybody be quiet.
768
00:32:31,113 --> 00:32:32,597
- What are we...?
- Silence!
769
00:32:32,697 --> 00:32:34,223
Can you hear that?
770
00:32:34,323 --> 00:32:35,975
Yeah. The generator.
771
00:32:36,075 --> 00:32:37,684
Sounds just like a boat engine.
772
00:32:37,784 --> 00:32:39,352
Ansel lives off grid.
773
00:32:39,452 --> 00:32:40,811
He'd definitely
have a generator.
774
00:32:40,911 --> 00:32:42,438
Let's take this
guy down. Come on.
775
00:32:42,538 --> 00:32:44,498
Wait. Henry.
776
00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:46,900
It's not Ansel.
777
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,609
I saw his eyes.
778
00:32:48,709 --> 00:32:50,403
I can tell a guy
who killed someone
779
00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:51,521
versus a guy who just doesn't
780
00:32:51,545 --> 00:32:53,280
want a film nerd
on his property.
781
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:55,990
- Okay, then, who is it?
- Hear me out.
782
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:58,700
There's a partial skeleton
back at the station.
783
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,203
Someone cut it into pieces
and got away with it.
784
00:33:02,303 --> 00:33:04,664
What if whoever did
it is still out there?
785
00:33:04,764 --> 00:33:07,249
Don't tell me you're taking
an urban legend seriously.
786
00:33:07,349 --> 00:33:08,659
Have you been talking
to Szczepkowski
787
00:33:08,683 --> 00:33:09,918
about the bones?
788
00:33:10,018 --> 00:33:12,252
No. Have you been talking
to Szczepkowski about them?
789
00:33:12,352 --> 00:33:13,586
Of course not.
790
00:33:13,686 --> 00:33:15,922
Sara said she ran up a hill.
791
00:33:16,022 --> 00:33:18,132
And where Ansel lives
is completely flat.
792
00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:20,634
I've got a feeling we're
looking in the wrong place.
793
00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:23,053
Well, I'm gonna go
with the evidence.
794
00:33:23,153 --> 00:33:24,612
Not feelings.
795
00:33:34,953 --> 00:33:37,355
You spend your whole life
daydreaming about something
796
00:33:37,455 --> 00:33:38,815
and then one night
you're actually
797
00:33:38,915 --> 00:33:41,567
approaching a creepy murder
shack with your gun drawn.
798
00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,484
That's what you daydream about?
799
00:33:43,584 --> 00:33:46,404
First priority is to get
the victim out safely.
800
00:33:46,504 --> 00:33:48,780
Carson, take your guys around
back, we've got the front.
801
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,907
- I'll keep a watch on the cars.
- Szczepkowski?
802
00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:53,534
- Stay here. Here with us.
- Mm-hmm.
803
00:33:53,634 --> 00:33:55,135
Alright, everybody ready?
804
00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:57,429
Let's go.
805
00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:10,005
Ready?
806
00:34:10,105 --> 00:34:11,965
- Police!
- Hands up!
807
00:34:15,901 --> 00:34:17,469
Step away from the
appliance, sir.
808
00:34:17,569 --> 00:34:19,028
Needles down.
809
00:34:22,656 --> 00:34:24,391
I am so sorry, sir.
810
00:34:24,491 --> 00:34:27,435
I take full responsibility.
It's completely my fault.
811
00:34:27,535 --> 00:34:29,269
I jumped the gun a little bit.
812
00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:32,831
I assumed that you
were not who you were.
813
00:34:33,957 --> 00:34:35,233
How do you manage to find out
814
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,500
the developments in
this case so quickly?
815
00:34:39,669 --> 00:34:41,654
Well, anonymous tips.
816
00:34:41,754 --> 00:34:43,489
You know, as a respected
local journalist...
817
00:34:43,589 --> 00:34:45,281
Can I see your phone?
818
00:34:45,381 --> 00:34:46,632
My...?
819
00:34:48,801 --> 00:34:52,787
Only if you give me an exclusive
live-on-camera interview.
820
00:34:52,887 --> 00:34:54,430
Deal.
821
00:34:57,183 --> 00:34:58,333
Okay, you ready?
822
00:34:58,433 --> 00:35:01,311
971. Of course.
823
00:35:02,937 --> 00:35:06,340
I'm here live with
Detective Henry Hickman.
824
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,842
Detective, what can you
tell us about the case?
825
00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:11,318
No comment.
826
00:35:23,995 --> 00:35:26,205
Ahh!
827
00:35:27,664 --> 00:35:28,999
- What?
- Where are you?
828
00:35:29,124 --> 00:35:31,651
- Ansel was a dead end.
- What a surprise.
829
00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:34,069
- I'm by the lake.
- Without back...?
830
00:35:34,169 --> 00:35:36,129
I'm fine. I just...
831
00:35:37,296 --> 00:35:39,215
- Hold on a sec.
- Where are you...?
832
00:35:41,466 --> 00:35:44,719
I knew it! There's a boat.
833
00:35:45,427 --> 00:35:48,997
Louise, don't go
anywhere... Not without...
834
00:35:49,097 --> 00:35:50,556
...know who did this!
835
00:35:52,057 --> 00:35:53,375
Bingo.
836
00:35:53,475 --> 00:35:55,085
Don't...!
837
00:36:16,118 --> 00:36:17,602
Oh, my God.
838
00:36:17,702 --> 00:36:19,478
- You're here!
- Sara?
839
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,064
Oh, thank God!
Thank God you came!
840
00:36:22,164 --> 00:36:23,816
Are you okay? Are you hurt?
841
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:26,818
I was tied up.
He'll be back soon.
842
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:29,195
- We have to get out of here.
- Stay right here.
843
00:36:29,295 --> 00:36:31,171
Uh, no...
844
00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:38,052
Please! Quick! We have to go!
845
00:36:45,515 --> 00:36:47,517
Fresh from Vernon Lumber, huh?
846
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,339
And you were able to
just... untie yourself?
847
00:36:54,439 --> 00:36:56,006
Yes!
848
00:36:56,106 --> 00:36:58,150
We have to go now. Please!
849
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:03,012
I don't wanna
diiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!
850
00:37:08,575 --> 00:37:12,286
Nadia was right. You
are a terrible actress.
851
00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:14,871
You're also in a lot of trouble.
852
00:37:15,913 --> 00:37:17,940
Well, okay, that was rude.
853
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,276
A bloody footprint, a
race against time...
854
00:37:21,376 --> 00:37:23,402
Terror in the Woods is trending.
855
00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:25,363
God, everything's
working perfectly.
856
00:37:25,463 --> 00:37:27,740
Tyler, I got interrogated
by the police.
857
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,074
And they weren't supposed
to be there this morning
858
00:37:30,174 --> 00:37:32,159
when I was the man in the woods.
859
00:37:32,259 --> 00:37:34,536
You being a suspect helps
us. Gives the story legs.
860
00:37:34,636 --> 00:37:36,113
Plus, it's not like you
actually did anything.
861
00:37:36,137 --> 00:37:39,081
- Well, that's not really true.
- It was his idea.
862
00:37:39,181 --> 00:37:41,416
Fake videos, building
a shack in the woods -
863
00:37:41,516 --> 00:37:42,584
that's a lot of work
864
00:37:42,684 --> 00:37:44,369
just to bring some attention
to your little movie.
865
00:37:44,393 --> 00:37:46,670
- Thanks, man.
- Not a compliment.
866
00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:48,505
There is such a thing
as bad publicity.
867
00:37:48,605 --> 00:37:50,423
I gotta hand it to you.
868
00:37:50,523 --> 00:37:51,924
I mean, who could resist
869
00:37:52,024 --> 00:37:53,885
the story of the actress
in the horror movie
870
00:37:53,985 --> 00:37:56,136
being abducted by the
crazy man in the woods
871
00:37:56,236 --> 00:37:57,820
the movie is based on?
872
00:37:59,113 --> 00:38:00,931
I mean, was that a compliment?
873
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:02,349
Kind of.
874
00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:04,351
Using the blood
from Sara's cut toe,
875
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,978
cutting your own hand to
create two sets of DNA.
876
00:38:07,078 --> 00:38:10,480
But, Oliver, next time you
give a journalist information,
877
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,774
don't use a phone with
the Portland area code.
878
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,691
And hire a better actress.
879
00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:15,901
I told you she sucked.
880
00:38:16,001 --> 00:38:17,653
Hey! That's my girlfriend.
881
00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:19,445
Look, breaking
into show business
882
00:38:19,545 --> 00:38:21,155
requires making a big splash.
883
00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:22,948
Now I'll get a great agent
884
00:38:23,048 --> 00:38:25,208
and people will throw money
at me to make a real movie.
885
00:38:25,258 --> 00:38:27,868
Or at least a limited
series based on a podcast.
886
00:38:27,968 --> 00:38:30,954
The only thing you're gonna
be making is license plates.
887
00:38:31,054 --> 00:38:33,681
You're under arrest and
you're going to jail.
888
00:38:34,390 --> 00:38:35,666
Prisoners in Washington State
889
00:38:35,766 --> 00:38:37,418
don't make license
plates anymore.
890
00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,919
Just a figure of speech.
891
00:38:39,019 --> 00:38:41,379
Now that your
former collaborators
892
00:38:41,479 --> 00:38:44,423
are facing prison time
over this elaborate hoax,
893
00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:47,091
how do you feel about
being duped by them?
894
00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:49,427
Does it make you feel
a little gullible?
895
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,178
Well, Lance.
896
00:38:51,278 --> 00:38:53,430
This is my first
time making a movie
897
00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:55,723
so I'm going easy on myself.
898
00:38:55,823 --> 00:38:58,867
{\an8}But they fooled you too,
and you're old as hell.
899
00:39:02,453 --> 00:39:04,521
I'm so proud of the
way we worked together
900
00:39:04,621 --> 00:39:05,898
to solve that crazy case.
901
00:39:05,998 --> 00:39:07,558
Well, we thought it was
the wrong guy. So...
902
00:39:07,582 --> 00:39:09,650
Yeah, I basically solved it.
903
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,735
And I told her girl
was bad actress,
904
00:39:11,835 --> 00:39:13,403
which was key to case, so...
905
00:39:13,503 --> 00:39:15,655
But the main point
is that we solved it.
906
00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:17,364
The women solved it.
907
00:39:17,464 --> 00:39:19,283
I'm not done with my... Ah...
908
00:39:19,383 --> 00:39:21,176
Wait, wait, honey?
909
00:39:23,678 --> 00:39:26,914
Look, I, uh... I've been
feeling a little guilty -
910
00:39:27,014 --> 00:39:29,248
well, a lot guilty - lately.
911
00:39:29,348 --> 00:39:31,500
'Cause I think I've
asked a lot of you
912
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,002
as a detective and a daughter.
913
00:39:34,102 --> 00:39:35,462
You haven't asked
anything of me.
914
00:39:35,562 --> 00:39:37,589
I do things because I choose to.
915
00:39:37,689 --> 00:39:39,006
Yeah. I know that.
916
00:39:39,106 --> 00:39:40,549
But I just wonder sometimes
917
00:39:40,649 --> 00:39:42,092
if it's not coming
at the expense
918
00:39:42,192 --> 00:39:43,801
of... friends.
919
00:39:43,901 --> 00:39:45,345
- You know, a life.
- Pfft.
920
00:39:45,445 --> 00:39:46,929
I have a life.
921
00:39:47,029 --> 00:39:48,972
A life outside of work.
922
00:39:49,072 --> 00:39:51,349
People you go and have fun with.
923
00:39:51,449 --> 00:39:54,267
Someone to talk to and hang
out with that isn't Henry.
924
00:39:54,367 --> 00:39:56,769
I do not hang out with Henry!
925
00:39:56,869 --> 00:39:58,480
That's even worse.
926
00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:00,439
I think it's important
that you have friends,
927
00:40:00,539 --> 00:40:02,191
that you have a confidante.
928
00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:04,567
I am her confidante.
929
00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:08,320
We have long text chain
you know nothing about.
930
00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:11,923
We are BFFs, like in Beaches.
931
00:40:13,591 --> 00:40:14,700
Yes. We are.
932
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,495
I am Bette Midler. You
are the one who dies.
933
00:40:18,595 --> 00:40:21,705
I hope you don't talk too much
about me on that text chain.
934
00:40:21,805 --> 00:40:23,374
- We don't.
- Not at all.
935
00:40:23,474 --> 00:40:24,750
Okay.
936
00:40:24,850 --> 00:40:27,252
Well, okay, I'm gonna
get some ice cream.
937
00:40:27,352 --> 00:40:29,519
No. Sit. You must
eat less sugar.
938
00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:32,506
No, no, I got pistachio.
'Cause Henry loves pistachio.
939
00:40:32,606 --> 00:40:34,423
- Don't you, Henry?
- Yep.
940
00:40:34,523 --> 00:40:36,692
- Still do.
- Yep. Come on.
941
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,721
Thank you for rescuing me.
He's driving me insane.
942
00:40:41,821 --> 00:40:45,098
Yes, it is annoying
when a parent is right
943
00:40:45,198 --> 00:40:47,433
and makes good point.
944
00:40:47,533 --> 00:40:49,352
You fix this problem
945
00:40:49,452 --> 00:40:53,287
or you'll be old lady
who feeds birds on bench.
946
00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:57,691
Yeah. Honestly, that sounds...
947
00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,542
...like a dream, but
I get your point.
948
00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:07,282
♪ Find my heartbeat ♪
949
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,342
♪ Drugs and failures ♪
950
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:15,889
♪ Make your way to
cure my senses ♪
951
00:41:16,097 --> 00:41:21,584
♪ Close your blue eyes,
kiss my dry lips ♪
952
00:41:21,684 --> 00:41:27,130
♪ Fall in love with
my own loneliness ♪
953
00:41:27,230 --> 00:41:34,069
♪ Baby, lick your wounds ♪
954
00:41:38,947 --> 00:41:45,119
♪ Baby, lick your wounds. ♪
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