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(FRANTIC RUSTLING)

(MALE VOICE)
Okay.

(MALE VOICE)
Oh my god.

(FRANTIC RUSTLING)

(MALE VOICE)
Oh my god.

(OWL HOOTING)

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

What's up guys?

Umm.

Wubbsy here.

Update time.

So, umm.

The others are still missing.

Right now, I'm in a tent

at the campsite.

I think there's something out there.

Just listen for a second.

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

Did you hear that?

Did you hear that?

That was loud.

Okay, umm.

So

so, uh

it, it's

just past one a.m.

and that's been going on for about 15 minutes now

and it's just been getting louder

and louder and louder

and it's really freaking me out.

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

You hearing that?

You hearing that?

Wait, wait

I'll see if I can get a better sound.

Hang on, I'll open the tent.

See if you can hear that.

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

Did you hear that? There it is.

There it is again.

What the hell is that?

Okay, umm.

Umm. So

what if it picks up our scent?

What if it shows up? This could be very bad guys.

Umm .

This is what happens when you leave the house.

Nature. Not even once.

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

I don't know why people come out here.

I've always thought it was a bit overrated, honestly.

I mean, sure

you got plants and animals and all that but

you got plants and animals at home, don't you?

Plus, they're not trying to kill you. Usually.

So.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay.

Umm.

New plan.

Let's see if anyone else is awake.

Oi. Jay?

You awake?

Jay?

Jenna?

Looks like they never went to sleep.

So, basically?

I'm the only one here.

So that's not good.

Okay, alright guys.

Hey, time to make a call.

You can't always get a signal out here.

MALE VOICE: Woo! What is up? It's JaydubZero.
- Wait. Hey? Jay?

No, no, no!

(ANIMAL PANTING)

Oh my god!

Come on, come on!

(ANIMAL SNORTING)

(TENT UNZIPPING)

Ah! Oh my god. Oh my god.

It's opening it!

(ANIMAL ROARING)

(TENT UNZIPPING)

It's gone.

It's gone. It's gone.

It's gone.

Oh fuck!

Oh, that was intense.

Oh, I don't know how that happened

I don't know what just happened

but I'll take it.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck!

(VOICEMAIL)
Woo! What is up? It's Jay-

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, where are you?

Listen, get back to me as soon as you can, alright?

Look, something's just happened, alright?

Something turned up at the campsite. alright?

Hey. I think it was the beast, too.

I didn't get a good look at it

but I saw a shadow

it came up to the tent

I just

oh my god.

I think it saw me and just bottled out of there.

So yeah, yeah I uh

I think I scared it away.

(ANIMAL GROWLING)

(ANIMAL ATTACKING)

(WHITE NOISE)

(EERIE MUSIC BEGINS)

This thing has killed 40 people, isn't that the coolest
fucking thing?

Uh huh.

I mean, how many El Chupacabra deaths are there? None.

How many Jersey Devil deaths are there? None.

This thing has a kill count higher than any other cryptid

and that is my jam.

Sounds scary, babe.

That's the thing, babe. This isn't your typical cryptid
hunt.

This is actually dangerous.

There's no smoke and mirrors

there's no playing scared.

What we have here is genuine horror

and I'm all for it.

The lady in white. That was scary.

No, that's what I'm talking about, babe.

Normally these trips have a certain way of doing things

there's a structure to the essence.

We show up, they give us a tragic backstory

they show us some creepy paintings and portraits

and scary dolls and we're supposed to get all weepy and make
a show out of it?

Not here.

This place is different. This place is real.

Sounds fun.

This isn't about fun, Charlie. This is about danger.

This is the Australian wilderness, danger personified.

They have snakes, they have spiders

everything out here is trying to kill you

and I'm loving it.

They have koalas. Koalas are fun.

Fuck koalas.

You know what the problem with koalas is?

They're slow, they're lazy and they're stupid.

They're going extinct because they've forgotten how to breed

think about that for a second.

This is a species too dumb to live.

I don't know, babe. I think they're kinda cute.

Well they're not. Fuck them.

Want it? Last one.

No, why would I want that?

Because it's delicious and good.

I don't eat that stuff.

Do you want to know why? Corporations.

This is a cultural icon, babe.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

It's because some big suits sat down in their big, expensive
office

and decided to have a big meeting and market their product
that way.

And here we are. It disgusts me on multi-patriotic levels.

Your loss.

Are we done?

I think we are.

Okay, let's get out of here.

Picture this

it's 1927

right here, on this very mountain.

A man is leading an expedition

an eight man team, up that mountain.

A storm is pummelling the mountainside.

The leader is undaunted though, the leader

is E.F. fucking Sanderson.

Retired army sergeant

a man of God

and a man obsessed with one thing

the Beast of Berribrook.

And I quote.

And I quote.

Oh the Beast, oh the Beast

oh how it haunts me.

My beloved, nay, the almighty Himself

cannot compete with my obsession for the acursed creature.

Sounds like he's fun at parties.

He's leading this expedition up.

The rain is still pummelling the mountainside

lightning strikes the area

and there it is.

A flash illuminates the area

and suddenly they see it

a furry hominid.

The horses bolt, the men flee in terror

all but one man

not E.F. fucking Sanderson.

He

stoops down

to the mud

he picks up

the camera

and he goes to take the photo himself.

The creature is about to flee

as he presses the shutter

he realises his hand is frozen solid.

At that moment he only has one choice

he does what any man would do

he reaches into his pants and heroically

jerks himself off.
-Charlie! What the fuck? Stop!

What the fuck?

His newly warm hand

encrusts the camera shutter.
-Yuk.

Encrusts the camera shutter

and takes the most famous photo

in Berribrook history.

That's a shit photo, Charlie.

Well, yeah, it's not the greatest photo.

It's the worst photo I've ever fucking seen.

It doesn't even look like anything.

Stace, come on

I'm trying to give you a sense of how unlikely it is

that we even have this photo.

This man is a hero to all cryptozoologists.

A man who did what he need to do

to get the truth out there.

And that's what we're going to do today, Stace.

This here is Yowie country

and today we're going to prove it.

Or we could turn around and go home.
-What?

Got a message from Carol at park relations.

Good morning, I hope you are well, smiley face emoji.

Because I have some bad news and some people could be dead.

Oh, not really

sure she nailed that segue.

A group of vloggers went missing on the mountain yesterday

crying face emoji

a search and rescue is underway, eyes emoji.

The park's closed to the public, the vlog's going to have to
be postponed.

I'm sorry about this, and happy holidays

Santa face emoji.

Not really sure she nailed that segue either.

So, yeah

looks like we're going to have to cut this one short, Yowie
boy.

No, this is a test.

An obstacle, placed in our path to test our cryptid faith.

We don't have time for this.

Let's just turn around and go home. Come on.
-No!

Not like this.

Not in the shadow of E.F. fucking Sanderson.

But what if they find us?

Babe

we're internet personalities.

If anyone complains, we'll sick our fans on them and play
the victim

and if that doesn't work, we'll just throw out an apology
video.

Why do I hate how true that is?

I don't know.

Get this, okay?

It's 2013

and the park experiences its worst

P.R. disaster ever

when two Hong Kong girls mysteriously disappear.

The subject makes international headlines

and the park gets shut down.

Eighteen months later, the park reopens

but tourists still stay away.

So what do they do?
-What do they do?

Well, they start

a marketing campaign to try and

rehash, rebrand the parks image as a

family-friendly tourist destination

and they bring on a series of influencers to try and attract

a family friendly audience, influencers like

JaydubZero.
-Who's JaydubZero?

He is a controversial internet personality.

What does that mean?
-Basically means he's a complete arsehole.

Get this. He starts a youtube channel that's all about
pranks

and breaks into some old guy's house.

Then he gets banned, he releases this lame apology video

and suddenly everyone's back on his side. Wait, wait, wait.

Anyway, then he releases his own cryptocoin.

Suddenly, he's going on about the wonders of
decentralisation

and the values of libertarianism.

Here, look.

JAY: Today I'm excited to be finally announcing, my very own
cryptocurrency.

(EXCITED YOUTUBER SOUND EFFECTS)

JAY: Woo! Based on highly advanced blockchain technology

JaydubCoin is completely safe and secure.
-Makes you sick, doesn't it?

JAY: Don't take this the wrong way but

does anyone else feel the moon is a bit overrated?

I don't know

I think he's kinda funny.
-Funny?

The only thing funny is the scams

that he's been schilling, anyway

his coin crashes, along with all the other coins that he's
been schilling

his popularity declines

he pivots to youtube back again

and starts a stunts and challenges channel.

Anyway, that's going great until a friend nearly dies

doing a construction site challenge.

Other youtubers start calling him out for being

I don't know, reckless irresponsible

and he loses his mind and just starts

challenging them all to a public duel.

Wait.

Damn it.

Earlier this week

a bunch of influencers, so let's see it was

Charlotte Nichols

Wubbsy, Jenrexor, who's also his girlfriend.

Wait! Jenrexor's his girlfriend?
-Uh, yeah.

They all show up at this park to try and

whitewash their image and help rehabilitate the park

bring the tourists back.
-And go missing?

And go missing.

And not a single fuck to give?
-None at all.

Listen, if this means one less annoying internet personality
in the world

then call me the newest member of the Beast fanclub.

Thank you based cryptid for doing god's work.

That's kinda fucked up, you know?

No, listen, look, the guy is slash was a complete dickhead.

Nothing of value was lost.
-Okay, okay.

Charlie, just because you weren't a fan of the guy

doesn't mean that he deserves to die.

What happened to, you know

live and let live?

Shh.

What?

Yeah, there we go.

What is it?

Koalas, come on.

You have problems.

Am I the only one getting Mongolian death worm vibes from
this place?

Just feels kinda wormy.

Alright, in five, four, three.

What's up everyone, I'm Stacey.

And I'm Charlie.
-And we are

Terra Australis.

Today we are out here in glorious Berribrook National Park

New South Wales.

Now we're here because a couple of weeks ago

some park officials reached out to us

and asked us if we could help them investigate a scary
mystery.

That's right Stacey, you see

since 1860, over 40 individuals have vanished in this park

never to be seen again.

Now the locals around here

they like to blame these disappearances on what they call

the Beast of Berribrook

and with 49 unofficial victims, it makes this Beast the
deadliest cryptid

in the world of cryptozoology.

But its true identity remains a mystery.

So today, me and Charlie are gonna head out there

see if we can finally find this thing

before it finds us.
- Alright guys, check it out.

We've got three trailcams set up

here, here and here.

And over here

we have our listening device.

We scan the area

and then, if we find something

we move in with this.

Our thermal imaging device.

And finally

this, our Sasquatch mating call whistle.

One blow of this will attract the creature right to us.

-(MATING CALL)
-Or you could just use a dating app, like a normal person.

Anyway, once the creature reveals itself to us

we record its existence and we high-tail it out of there.

Alright, but before we do that guys

please make sure that you check out our Instagram

and our Twitter.

And please, please, please, like comment and subscribe.

I know you want to, so go ahead and smash that like button
below.

Alright, Charlie's ready to go and I'm ready to go

let's go Beast hunting.

I think I got something.

Sounds like a drone.

Well, the Beast has picked up a new hobby.

Maybe it's the search and rescue party nearby.

Should we move?

I think it's heading away from us.

It's gone now.

I think I got something, wanna hear it?

Yep.
-I'll play it on the device.

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

Did you hear that?
-Play it again.

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

Can you make it louder?
-Yeah, hang on.

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

Something wants to mate.

Okay, okay wait, this is it.

Okay, so remember no sudden movements and no loud noises

and keep the talking to a minimum.

(MATING CALL)

Oh.

I think I got something.

(RECORDING OF DISTANT BANG)

What was that?

I don't know, it sounded mechanical if that makes sense.

(RECORDING OF DISTANT BANG)

Sounds almost like fireworks.

Maybe it's celebrating something.

What would it be celebrating?

An end to a hundred years of lonely nights.

Maybe it's gunfire?

Oh yeah, like I always say

the only thing scarier than a cryptid is a cryptid with a
gun.

It would finally explain the body count.

(MATING CALL)

No, I'm not hearing anything.

Should we move on?

Yeah, maybe we should head back to where we were.

Maybe its made its way there.
-Yeah, alright.

(RECORDING OF DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

You hear that?

Sounds like a hominid to me.

I'm getting some serious Yowie vibes.

I think E.F. Sanderson was right.

This here really is Yowie country.

Are Yowies dangerous to humans, though?

Oh yeah.

There was a story about this guy

who was driving through the Pilliga at night

when he gets lost

so he pulls over to the side of the road and he's checking
maps or something

when all of a sudden

the creature appears by the side of the road.

Says it was over two metres tall, big and furry

and he locks himself in his car thinking his safe

and the Yowie then comes over

rips the car door right off its hinges

and pulls the guy out into the night, screaming

just vroom. Argghh!

Anyway, the guy never went into detail about what happened
next

but, eventually

the monster dumped him back by the side of the road

and

he spent the rest of his days in a mental asylum

just tormented by the incident.

Yowies.

Don't want to mess with those guys.

What the fuck?

Who would take my cryptid book?

I had that book since I was ten, that was like my gateway
book.

Fuck!

Because a Yowie came through here, Stace. Admit it.

This place really is Yowie country.

No it was some idiot bushwalker who thought it would be
funny

to come up here and nick our stuff.
-Yowies are inquisitive creatures, Stace.

They'll take anything that isn't nailed down.

Must've come through here when it heard the mating call.

What happened to, you know, the wilderness peace treaty?

You don't take sides against nature out here

you don't hog the trail

you don't hesitate to give water to a stranger in need

and you definitely don't steal their fucking stuff.

I think you're gonna want to see this.

See that?

No fucking way.

Something did come through here.

Nine by ten.

Holy shit!

So something really is out here.

Okay, umm, okay

we need to make sure we get all this, right?

Yeah.
-Photos. And casts too.

STACEY: Wait there's.

CHARLIE: What is it?

It's a quadruped.

See?

This is the right front.

So it's not a hominid?

So it's not a Yowie.
- It's not THE Yowie.

So what is it?

I don't know. What do you think?

Thylacine?

Kinda looks familiar.

Like what?

I think I know what it is.
- What is it?

It's a big cat!

No, can't be.

Queensland tiger?

No, but not this far down south.

They're all up north.

Maybe they used the mountains, made their way down here?

But why?
- Big park

lots of places to hide

steady diet of wallabies and kangaroos

and

tourists.

The Beast is a big cat?

But

that doesn't mean that a Yowie couldn't be out here too?

No, listen-
- No, no, no, look, I'm just saying

the odds of a Yowie also being out here go up

with the big cat.
- No, hominids they're

they're placid creatures. They don't attack unless provoked.

I mean, even in that story that you told, the

Yowie sounded more curious than anything.

I mean listen, it doesn't make sense

why would a Yowie have a kill count over 40?

Nothing about this screams hominid.

Maybe the Yowie is injured and it can't hunt?
-No, listen-

No, no, no, look, look

you know, right circumstances and all that

there were these lions in Kenya that turned maneaters-
- What is this thing with you and this Yowie thing?

Okay.

I will tell you, but first you have to swear to me

that you won't ridicule me mercilessly

into total humiliation.

Alright.

One day my parents took me to my cousin's house.

We were both bored out of our minds

so we decide to

take a trip into the nearby woods.

My cousin says that there's this old, creepy well

that he wants to show me.

I don't say no.

We make our way through the woods

and we find the well. It is in fact, old and creepy.

Then we notice these weird plants growing

around the well.

So my cousin dared me to eat some, and I dared him.

So, we did.

And at first we felt nothing

also we didn't die

which was good.

Anyway, we start wandering

back through the woods.

Then we start feeling this weird

queasiness?

Anyway, then we start giggling, then we start laughing

and that's when we see it, this wombat.

So he grabs it and tries to hold it, and the wombat slips
away.

And then he tries to hold it again, slips away

tries to hold it again, slips away, and I

start feeling like I'm experiencing severe time dilation

as he just

keeps on grabbing it and holding it over and over and over
again.

Eventually the wombat

breaks free, smacks my cousin with its arse

and waddles off.

It's when the next animal appears that I realise I am
fucking peaking.

A kangaroo

and

I

start to become elated

I start screaming

I feel like I could watch this fight go on for 2000 years.

Anyway, eventually my cousin defeats the kangaroo

and emerges victorious.

And he's looking around for the next challenger.

That's when

it

appears.

His arms are massive.

His legs are massive.

He

is massive.

And he says that

we have distrupted the fragile peace treaty of the woods

and must be punished

and then he roars

and we leg it

back to

my cousin's house.

I go and find my parents and they take me home.

On the way, we stop for kebabs.

That is, the single fucking, craziest thing I've ever heard.

I need to know what happened that day.

This thing has been

eating me alive for years.

I get it now. This thing is like your white whale.

You need to prove that Yowies exist so you can finally know
what happened.

Does your cousin remember anything?

So it's just you.

Oh god. You think I'm insane, don't you?

You're regreting everything, why did I I tell you-
-No, no, no!

No, I don't think you're insane. I believe you.

I want to help you try solve this thing.

You mean that?
-Yeah.

There's a park nearby that said they had a couple of weird
sightings

maybe we can go there next?

We'll find that Yowie.

I promise.

STACEY: I love you.

I love you.

(ANIMAL SNORTING)

(ANIMAL GROWLING)

Fucking koalas.

(DISTANT ANIMAL ROARING)

What?

It's missing.

(TRAILCAM WHITE NOISE)

(ANIMAL ROARING)

What the fuck?

(DEVICE BEEPS SLOWLY)

(MATING CALL)

(MATING CALL)

Oh my god.

Alright.

Let's see what we got.

(DEVICE BEEPS SLOWLY)

(DEVICE BEEPS QUICKLY)

Holy shit!

What the hell?

Hey, wait!

Stop!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.

You're JaydubZero.

We need to get out of here.
- Listen, it's okay

hey, my name's Charlie, I'm a vlogger.
-No, no, no! You don't get it, do you?

They're dead.
-Who's dead?

They're all dead!
-Who's dead? Who's dead?

Jay!

CHARLOTTE: Where am I? Where is it?

Oh that's annoying.

Can't find it.

(sing-song)
Wait, where is it? Where is it?

Where is it? I know it's around here somewhere.

Whoa!

Hello?

Who is that?

Somebody there?

Is there anyone there?

BEAST COSTUME GUY: Rwar!
CHARLOTTE: Ahh!

Stop! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Listen!

Jay, just relax, yeah?

Tell me what happened?
-Going to be here soon.

What's going to be here soon?
-Killed the others.

It took them during the night, one by one. They're all dead.

Alright, hey. No, no, no, look at me.

CHARLOTTE: What was that?

Hello?

(sing-song)
Hello there? Hello there?

Very funny. Really.

(sing-song)
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

(sing-song)
Aha, ha, ha, ha.

Alright. Now tell me what happened, tell me everything.

Alright, alright.

Me and the crew, two days ago

camping challenge, overnight.
- Then what happened?

Beast hunt challenge.

Here, on the mountain, yesterday.

Playing the game, Jenna

she broke her leg

so we ended early.

Then what happened?

Wubbsy

he showed up

he told us Charlotte was missing.

CHARLOTTE: I know you're there.

I know you're there.

I said, I know you're there.

(ANIMAL ATTACKING)

(ANIMAL SCAMPERING AWAY)

So Charlotte went missing.

Then what happened?

Producers

they pitched some tents so we had some drinks and waited for
her.

And then?

Producers, they went to look for her.

They never came back.

And then?

Night fell.

And then?

Then?

That's when the Beast arrived.

(ANIMAL SNORTING)

Okay, so night fell

what happened then?

We went to look for them

Jenna and me.

Wubbsy was asleep in the tent.

Jenna as in your girlfriend?

And then?

It was dark.

I lost sight of her.

I heard her screaming in the woods.

And then, I saw her.

She could barely walk.

And then?

And then she was dead.

(ANIMAL GRUNTING)

(STICK SNAPPING)

(STICK SNAPPING)

(STICK SNAPPING)

Hey!

Go!

Argh!

(ANIMAL SCAMPERING AWAY)

As it dragged her away, I just ran for it, you know?

It was dark, I couldn't find the campsite.

So I spent the night out here.

And then?

Daybreak.

I headed out. I found the campsite.

When I opened Wubbsy's tent

there was so much blood.

Charlie?

I don't want to keep pushing, I just need to know one more
thing

for my own, you know, state of mind.

Last night, when it attacked Jenna

did you see what it was?

Was it short? Tall?

I mean, it was just too dark, you know?

But you saw it attack her?

But you didn't see what it was?

Are you sure? Was it two-legged? Four-legged?

It was just too dark.

Listen, I know this has been really tough for you

and I don't want to-
-Wait.

I may have seen something.

The claw.

No, forget it.
-But what did you see?

It was just too dark, just forget it.

Sort of looks like.

I'll tell you, yeah, but you have to promise me you're gonna
believe me.

No matter how crazy or insane this sounds you have to

promise me you're gonna believe me.

(ANIMAL GROWLING)

With the shadows and the light

it kinda looked like a

Yes?

(ANIMAL SNORTING)

Looked like a-
-Yes?

(ANIMAL GROWLING)

Like a-
-Yes?

(ANIMAL GROWLING)

Like a koala.

(SCREAMING)

(ANIMAL ATTACKING)

(ANIMAL SCAMPERING AWAY)

What the fuck?

Stace?

A koala?

Are you absolutely positive you saw a koala?

Hey, I'm telling you what I saw.

It was grey, it was furry, it had fangs, and it dropped down
on top of her.

It dropped

it dropped down on her?

Well, yeah. From the tree.

What is it?

Stace?

JAY: It's okay, man.

I know what it's like.

You alright?

I just

I don't know

I just can't believe she's gone.

Listen

I was thinking

maybe if we knew where this killer koala came from

maybe it's some kind of evolution gone wrong?

Maybe it's some sort of prehistoric ancestor or something?

It's not that.

Then what is it?

Let me paint you a picture, okay?

You're a

naive, bright-eyed, bushy-tailed tourist making your way
through

the Australian wilderness.

You have a love of nature.

An affinity for the wild you've developed

as a substitute for your own lack of personality.

You bask in the natural wonder.

You're overwhelmed.

Maybe even a little aroused.

But what you don't realise is

you're being hunted

by something grey

something big

and something very, very angry.

A koala?

To the untrained eye, perhaps, but no.

No, no, no. This thing?

This thing is a drop bear.

What's a drop bear?

A perfect killing machine.

It's not the fastest or the most agile

but it doesn't need to be.

It stalks you from a distance, waiting for you to tire.

And when you do?

You hear it first.

A growl.

At first you can't pinpoint where it came from

but then you hear it again.

The drop bear attacks, not from the side

but from above.

You look up

just in time to see 200 pounds of terrifying mass drop down
onto your upper body.

Dagger-like claws, grabbing onto your head

scientifically

penetrating the softer areas of your cranium.

As it pulls you to the ground

mercifully your neck

snaps.

Okay.

What do we do?

There's got to be something we can do.

We're isolated, unarmed

and facing the most deadly cryptid on the face of the earth.

No, no, no, that's it. We lose Jay, we're done.

No, no.

There's got to be something we can do.

What about the stories?

What stories?

There's stories.

Stories of people being stalked by this thing

sometimes for hours, sometimes for days.

There was this one story about these two girls

They survived seven days out here. Seven days!

For a creature that's meant to be a perfect killing machine
that's a pretty freaking long time.

So maybe there is a way.

Yeah, come on.

So I packed my stuff, a tent and a few things.

Then I realised something.

I'm stuck out here.

No map

no signal

everything starts to look the same.

Then I realised something else

the beast hunt challenge.

The beast hunt challenge?

Yeah. Yesterday my producers set up these clues across the
mountain for this game.

The players gonna go from one station to the next answering
questions.

If they pick the correct answer that leads them to the next
clue

but if they pick the wrong answer then they waste time going
the wrong way.

Eventually, if they get all the answers right, that takes
them to the finish.

So if you play the game and get all the answers right

that takes you out of here?
- Well yeah. Simple as, isn't it?

So what happened?
- I dropped my stuff when the Beast showed.

I was looking for it when I ran into you.

Should be around here somewhere.

What do you do? Like, what kind of vlogging?

Paranormal investigations.

That's cool, that's cool.

Yours?

You ever catch any spooky ghosts?

No.

What was your last investigation?

Banshee forest of unspeakable evil.

Scary?

Not really.
- (LAUGH)

Nice merch.

That's what it's about, isn't it?

So

this thing, it's some sort of bear, yeah?

Mostly.

Where do you think it came from?

Maybe it's the last of its kind.

So there used to be more?

Maybe there still is.

How do you know so much about this thing?

You just kinda pick it up.

Here we go.

In what year was Berribrook National Park opened?

Path A, 1955, path B, 1975?

Well it's '75.
-Yeah, I know. Let's go.

So, you're doing challenges now?

Yeah, well

earlier this year I was looking at that front page.

it's all stunts, challenges and games now.

So you decided to jump on the bandwagon?

Well, yeah. You gotta be ready to reinvent yourself.

Seems a little dangerous when people keep getting hurt.

You heard about that, yeah?

Yeah. Didn't she almost die?

What? No, listen.

Don't you think it might have been a little risky

to come out here given the history you have?

That never happened, bruv.
- Oh, so you think this was a good idea, yeah?

No, I don't but I get it. I get it.

Get what?
-Okay, you need someone to blame for what happened.

You're going to go all captain hindsight

and act like I should have known there was a killer koala
was out here.

I get that.

My brother was a fan of yours.

He and his friends were listening to you last year

during the run up to that crypto bubble

yeah? When you were peddling that shit.

He put everything he had on that coin.

He lost everything.

He was devastated.

I had to sit him down and give him the big talk and explain
to him

that not everyone he admires is to be trusted

that some people just don't care about him at all.
- Okay, yeah.

I'm sorry, alright? I'm sorry.

But that's not on me.

That's on your little bro, see the thing with these coins is

the underlying is solid.
- No, no, no. This is totally on you.

Everything that happened is your fucking fault.
- If your little bro had just held during the dip

three years from now, three, four years
- Jay.

You'll get two, three times per coin.
- Just shut the fuck up and listen to me, alright?

You have a young, impressionable audience, right?

Maybe you should start to recognise the responsibilities
that go along with that, yeah?

The universe was out here giving you hints for years, Jay

but you just didn't want to fucking listen.

And now, you decide to host a challenge

in a place where forty fucking people have gone missing?

Now five of your friends are dead

including your girlfriend, that's on you.

You know what? Fuck you.

You were right, Stace.

He didn't deserve that.

Fuck.

Bags here.

I said, bags here.

Probably wouldn't show up, either.

(ANIMAL GROWLING)

Oh shit! Oh.

Shit.

No, no, no!

JAY: Stay in view, don't show weakness.

Alright, we good, we good.

Whoa.

Oh, fuck.

JAY: You okay?

Uh, yeah.

JAY: You're welcome.

Found this.

(MALE GRUNTING)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(MALE VOICE, OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
MOON UNIT: Moon Unit to Thundercat. We have it surrounded.

(MALE VOICE, OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
THUNDERCAT: Copy that.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(MALE VOICE)
DARK EAGLE: Dark Eagle to Thundercat. I'm in position.

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
Thundercat: Copy that.

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
THUNDERCAT: Do we have visual?

DARK EAGLE: I see it.

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
THUNDERCAT: Dark Eagle, engage target.

(GRENADE EXPLODING)

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
THUNDERCAT: Engage.

(GUNS FIRING)

(DROP BEAR ROARING)

(MALE SCREAMING)
- DARK EAGLE: Holy shit!

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
THUNDERCAT: Dark Eagle, hold your position.

THUNDERCAT: I said- (SCREAMS)

(GUNSHOT)
DARK EAGLE: Ahh!

(GUNS FIRING)
- (DROP BEAR ROARING)

(SCREAMING)

Drop bear hunters?

Yeah. How mad is that?

But how do they know about it?

Maybe somebody finds out about it.

Tells their weekend hunter friends.

Maybe they hunt this thing together.

Friends hunting a drop bear?

But how do they find out about it?

That's the question, isn't it?

But why the secrecy? Why keep it to themselves?

Why would they tell anyone?

If you found out a cryptid existed

makes sense to keep it a secret, hunt it yourself, yeah?

Take the glory without the competition.

I suppose.

Park's closed today.

They shut down the park when your group went missing

and launched a search and rescue.

So maybe they found out the place was closed and decided to
come up.

As long as they avoid the search and rescue party

they could have the place to themselves.

Hey.

How do you know about that stand-your-ground stuff?

You learn a few things being out here with that thing.

If it thinks you're going to put up a fight, I think it
leaves you alone.

Listen Jay, about what I said earlier

No, forget it.

No man, look I really think I should apologise.

Na, na, na, forget it.

So we're cool?

We cool.

Okay? Let's move.

This way.

JAY: Oi. Over there!

I think it's another clue.

Another clue.

What'd it say?

A park ranger must guide a hiker, a hunter and the Beast

across the river.

The ranger has a boat that only fits two people at a time.

The ranger is the only one who can drive the boat.

If the hiker is left alone with the Beast

the Beast will attack the hiker.

If the hunter is left alone with the Beast

the hunter will attack the Beast.

How many trips does the park ranger have to take

to take all three across the river safely?

Path A, six

or path B, seven?

Oh god.

JAY: It must be this thing.

JAY: Okay, okay.

CHARLIE: How are we going to figure this out?

JAY: Uh, should be easy, it's just

the park ranger just takes, okay?

Takes the Beast over to the other side, right?
-Mmm hmm, mmm hmm.

Leaving the hunter and the hiker.

Then, takes the hiker over.

JAY: Easy.
- CHARLIE: No, no, no. But now the hiker and the Beast are
together

Beast eats the hiker.

JAY: Alright, scratch that. Okay.

What if the hunter goes over?

Now the

now the hunter and the Beast are together

hunter kills the Beast.

JAY: What if, the hunter goes over first?

CHARLIE: But then the Beast and the hiker are still
together, yeah?

You need to take the hiker over first.

But then the hunter kills the Beast.

Ugh.

Alright, so

the boat, yeah?

It only fits two people, right?

Yeah.

Does the park ranger have to be in the boat?

Yeah.

JAY: So that means.

JAY: Okay.

JAY: Take the hunter to the first side.

JAY: Uh, okay.
-CHARLIE: Oh god.

JAY: Okay.

JAY: That means.

That means.

That's easy.

I got it.

What if

the park ranger

is the Beast.

We're going to die out here.

We're actually going to die out here.
-Wait, what?

We made it this far

and now we're going to be defeated by a puzzle for children.

JAY: No, Charlie, this is easy!

JAY: Are you missing the part where it's a puzzle for
children

you said it yourself.

It's not about the puzzle, Jay.

It's about this place.

It's not going to let us leave.

JAY: No, come on. This is easy.

150 years and nobody makes it out of here

so that's it

pack it in, lock it up, stick a fork in it because we are
done.

Out here? Beast always wins.

Okay, okay, okay.

Umm, get this, yeah?

Beast goes over.

The park ranger goes over with the Beast to the other side

goes back over

and gets the hiker.

Takes the Beast back with him

to the other side

but now the hunter and the Beast are together.

JAY: Then we just take

the hunter over

put the hiker back.
-No, no, no!

CHARLIE: Don't take the hiker back. Leave the hiker there.

CHARLIE: Go back for the Beast.
-Go back for the Beast?

CHARLIE: Yes!
- Okay. Alright, alright.

JAY: Okay, okay, um.

JAY: Alright, alright, get this.
-Yeah, yeah.

JAY: The ranger?

The ranger takes the Beast over to the other side

leaving the hiker and the hunter.
-Mmm hmm.

JAY: Then, takes the hiker.
-Yeah.

JAY: Okay? Over to the side with the Beast

but then

takes the Beast back with him

to the first side

leaving the hiker by himself.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then, takes the hunter over, yeah?
-Uh hmm.

We take the hunter

take him to the side with the hiker.
-Yep.

Then, goes back over, gets the Beast

takes him back to the other side.

Boom. Done.

You did it.

Son of a bitch, you actually did it.
-We actually did it.

We actually did it!

Woo!
-We actually did it!

JAY: We're gonna get out of here!
-CHARLIE: Come on, yes!

JAY: We actually did it.
CHARLIE: Wait, wait, wait, so that was, umm.

JAY: Seven. What's that?
-Path B.

Path B!

Let's go!
-Let's go!

JAY: Come on, come on!

JAY: Let's go!

Woo!

The way you solved that children's puzzle back there

that was impressive.
- Nah, forget it, man. It was nothing.

No! It was something.

And surviving 24 hours overnight

by yourself against a drop bear?

That was also impressive, man.

I don't know how you did it.

I don't know many people who could. I certainly couldn't.

Yeah, well.

My personal philosophy has always been to try and stay
positive

and be ready to adapt to whatever the circumstances, you
know?

Be like water, death of the ego

all that zen stuff, yeah?

The key is to try and keep an open mind

and be ready to accept whatever reality becomes

and take on whatever shape the fabric of the universe folds
itself into.

You know what I'm saying?

No.

Basically?

Just be ready for anything, you know?

And take on whatever the future may bring.

Look man, for what it's worth

if we make it out of here

I'd be your collab partner anytime.

Thanks man. I really, no

that means a lot to me. It really does.

If it wasn't for you, I don't know where I'd be.
-Don't mention it, man.

Yo.

Respect, man.

Respect.

Oi. Over there.

Looks like someone was having fun.

Yeah, it's a party here.

Oi. Look at this one.

Jackets, trekking poles

cryptid kids book?

What? Hey, let me see that.

Pass it here, pass it here.

No way.

What is it?

Yowie?
-They, yeah

these must have been the guys who took it.
- Took what?

When Stacey and I were hunting the Beast

we heard gunshots in the distance

and when we came back to our camp

all of our belongings were taken including this book.

Stacey was really pissed.

They must have heard the call whistle.

Come through and taken it.

But why would they take your stuff?

Good question.

Maybe we can ask them when they get here.

Let's just wait for them.
-Yeah, why not?

Crazy ride, wasn't it?

You can say that again.

Well we didn't quite get revenge

Maybe that'll have to wait.

What do you think will happen once we tell everyone?

Who cares?

As long as we get the evidence out, the people can decide.

Me?

I think I need a holiday.

You know?

I was thinking.

Maybe the drop bear doesn't deserve to die.

Maybe it deserves to live.

Instead of hunting it, why don't we preserve it?

Turn this whole place into a conservation park

where the drop bear can live in peace.

After all's said and done.

Maybe the real monster

was us.

Jay?

Yeah?

Shut the fuck up.

Oi.

Someone's here.

Hey! Over here!

We know about the drop bear!

To Christian, Merry Christmas from your

secret Santa?

Secret Santa?

World's okayest park ranger?

He's a park ranger?

Park knows about the drop bear! Jay!

(MALE VOICE, OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
BRAVO FURY: Bravo Fury to Red Tail. Status Report.

MALE VOICE:
RED TAIL: Red Tail to Bravo Fury.

Both remaining trespassers have now been secured.

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
BRAVO FURY: Copy that.

(BACKPACK UNZIPPING)

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
RED TAIL: Red Tail to Bravo Fury.

The evidence is in my possession.

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
BRAVO FURY: Copy that.

You think

you think you're going to get away with this?

People are going to find out.

People are dying out here.

And for what?

A measly percentage?

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
BRAVO FURY: Secure the evidence. Nothing leaves the park.

RED TAIL: Red Tail to-

(FIGHTING SOUNDS)

CHARLIE: Come on, yeah.

CHARLIE: Yeah, surfs up, motherfucker.

(SURFBOARD SMASHING)

CHARLIE: Yeah! What do you think about that, bitch?

CHARLIE: Alright yeah, I'll give you some.

(FIGHTING SOUNDS)

CHARLIE: You want some more? Want some of this?

CHARLIE: To be or not to, bees.
- (CARTOON-LIKE THROWING SOUND)

(CARTOON-LIKE DROPPING SOUND)

(BEEHIVE SMASHING)
-(BEES BUZZING)

(HUNTER SCREAMING)
-CHARLIE: Hah! Yeah!

CHARLIE: No coming back from that, is there?

(CARTOON-LIKE FIGHTING SOUNDS)

CHARLIE: Okay, alright! I surrender.

(CHARLIE WIMPERING IN PAIN)
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(OVER WALKIE TALKIE)
BRAVO FURY: Bravo Fury to Red Tail. Status report.

(DROP BEAR GROWLING)

(SCREAMING)
-(SOUND CUTTING OUT)

(DROP BEAR GROWLING)

Oh, Jay.

Oh man, I'm glad to see you.
-Charlie, Charlie.

The drop bear, it's here.

The hunter, he's a park ranger, it took him out.

Wait, park ranger?
-Yeah, yeah, here.

The park knows about the drop bear, yeah

it's a massive conspiracy, they've been hunting it in secret

we need to get the truth out, come on, man, let's go.
-Okay.

Come on.

Hey, what's wrong? What's wrong, Jay?

Ankle, my ankle, it's broken.
- Oh, hey.

No, no, we can still make it through, okay?

We can still make it through.
-Charlie, Charlie. You need to get out of here, okay?

Look.

This way it can't take us both, okay?
- No. Not like this, man. You're not going out like this.

Charlie.

(DROP BEAR ROARS)
- Run!

(GRENADE EXPLODING)

(FIRE CRACKLING)

(DROP BEAR GROWLING)

(DROP BEAR ROARING)

(DROP BEAR ROARING)

Come on.

(DROP BEAR ROARING)

(STABBING)

(DROP BEAR WHIMPERING)

(GRUNTING)

Oh yes, oh yes.

(THUNDER STRIKING)

(BUSY PARTY CHATTER, MUSIC PLAYING)

(FEMALE VOICE)
Yo, Charlie, what's up?

Oh, hey, Jessie, listen.
-Yeah, listen

this is a really bad time right now, I'm kinda in the middle
of something.

What? No, no, no, Jessie, Jessie listen, I need your help.

I can't really talk right now, so-
-I'm in Berribrook. I need you to get here as soon as you
can.

Wait, Berribrook?
-Yeah, yeah, I'm at a campground.

Why? What are you doing in Berribrook?
-Why?

Yeah, why? What is it?

What is it?
-Yeah, what is the problem?

Stuff.
-Stuff?

Stuff.
-What stuff?

Things!
-What are you talking about?

Alright, alright, okay, okay, umm

Stacey and I

we were attacked.
-Wait, are you serious?

Yes, yes, I'll explain everything when you get here.

I just need you to get here as soon as you can, okay?

What, like, right now?

Yes, yes, I don't have much time, they're looking for me,
please!

Listen I can't go right now, okay? I'm sorry.

I'm at my office's Christmas party and-
(GIGGLING)
Don't! Stop!

So yeah, this is really bad time-
-Stacey's dead. She didn't make it.

Stacey, Jess, Stacey! You're best friend, she's dead!

What are you talking about?

I can't tell you, because if I tell you

you're gonna think that I'm making this up or I'm completely
insane, or.

Charlie, I'm not going anywhere unless you tell me what's
going on, okay?

Alright, I'll tell you, but if I tell you you're going to
have to promise that you believe me

that you're not going to think that I'm making this up or
anything, promise me.

Okay, I promise.

Okay, I wasn't there when it happened but

Stacey was attacked and I ran into a vlogger, okay?

And he said that he saw the same creature attack his
girlfriend.

He said, the creature was.

Yes?

He said it was a-
-Yes?

(DROP BEAR ROARING)

(THUNDER STRIKING)

(DROP BEAR SNIFFING AND GROWLING)

(DROP BEAR SCAMPERING AWAY)

(THUNDER STRIKING)

(WIND BLOWING)

It's a drop bear.
-A what?

A drop bear.

(THUNDER STRIKING)

Charlie, listen-
No, no, no! Listen, alright?

I know what this sounds like, okay?

But this is not a joke. I repeat, not a joke.

I mean, look, it is

but it's real, very real.

It took Stacey.

Are you telling me a drop bear killed Stacey?
-Yes.

Look, I know what this sounds like, okay?

But it's real and I need your help, please.

If they're so real then how am I only hearing about this
now?

Because there's a massive conspiracy, Jess, alright?

The park knows they have a drop bear problem they just don't
want to do anything about it

because there's too much money involved.

So drop bears are real but they're keeping it a secret

because, tourism reasons?
-Yes?

Charlie, I'm pretty sure they send out search and rescues

for missing people at Berribrook

why would they rescue people if they don't want the truth
getting out?

Because they're not rescuing anyone, okay?

Look if someone goes missing in the park

then they send in a cleanup crew to comb the area for
evidence

and if they find anything, whether that's

cameras, videos or people

then they dispose of it

they make sure none of it makes its way out of the park.

Like I said, it's a conspiracy.

So what do you want me to do?

Just get here as soon as you can, okay?

I don't know who else to call.

It's not up to me, okay?

Alright, I'm going to contact the police

and see if they can-
-No, no, no!

Do not contact any authorities, okay?

We don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes.

Alright. There's this guy I know

he might be able to help you.

Who?
-A guy I know.

Used to be flatmates, he lives close by the park.

Alright.

Just don't tell him anything about the drop bear, okay?

Don't tell anyone anything they don't need to know.

Hey Charlie, which campground?

It's the one by the main road, I think.

Military contracts?

Cloning. Cloning?

Scientific experimentation?

Jess, I think we just hit the jackpot!

(THUNDER STRIKING)

Okay, he says he'll be there in about an hour.

Charlie?

Bad news. I think I just saw someone, a figure by the edge
of the forest.

Tell your friend to get here as soon as he can, okay?

And make sure he puts some Vegemite behind his ears.

Charlie, don't take this the wrong way-
-Just trust me, okay?

I still have some serious questions.

Like, how has this drop bear stayed a secret for so long?

Like I said, Jess, it's a conspiracy

the park know about the drop bear problem

they just, they don't want to do anything about it

and they make sure nobody who knows the truth

makes it out of here.

But what happens to the people they find?

I don't know, but it's probably not good.

This drop bear

people can't be the only thing it's eating yeah? So what
else does it eat?

I don't know

it's a national park so

kangaroos, possums, that kind of thing.

Charlie, that's nowhere near enough

to feed an animal of that size.

Maybe they're omnivores.

Okay but, why would a creature

evolve to ambush its prey from treetops, anyway?

Why would it need to climb trees and drop down on its prey
to hunt?

I don't know maybe it's some kind of evolutionary advantage?

The only reason an animal would ever evolve to hunt that way

would be if its main food source was some kind of tall
biped.

What did you say?

I said a creature that ambushes its prey from treetops

would only make sense if it was the natural predator

of something like a giant, tall biped.

(ANIMAL ROARING)

Charlie?

Charlie?

(YOWIE ROARING)

JESS: Hello?

(WHITE NOISE)

Subtitles by Frank Maljevac