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French novelist Maurice Bedel once said,
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"Love is the shortest path from
one heart to another."
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"A straight line."
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FACULTY ROOM
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Excuse me.
Sensei, what did you need to see me about?
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Seriously...
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You've gotta cut the crap.
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Murai,
a 17-year-old high school student.
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Has excellent grades but is a bit weird.
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Tanaka, a 24-year-old homeroom teacher.
Anxious to go home and play otome games.
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Why couldn't you fill it out properly?
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With your grades,
you could get into a good college.
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I did fill it out properly.
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If you keep screwing around like this,
I'm going to call your parents.
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I have never,
not once in my life, screwed around.
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How can you say that
with a straight face?!
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CAREER PLAN
FIRST CHOICE: MARRY TANAKA-SENSEI
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Let's just say, for the sake of argument,
that you're serious about this.
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I can't accept it.
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You know why, don't you?
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Yes, I know.
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The truth is, I'm confused myself.
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This is the first problem I've encountered
that I can't figure out with my head.
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Here's my conclusion.
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This emotion is impossible to control.
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It is truly a once-in-a-century,
once-in-a-millennium, love.
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I just wanna go home
and fawn over my fave.
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Are you listening to me?
I wasn't listening at all!
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I understand how you feel.
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But listen, Murai.
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Here's the thing.
I would never go for someone...
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...in the 3D world...
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...with long, black hair
in the first place.
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So will you think about
your career plan seriously?
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Thank you for your advice.
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The following day.
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Murai, do you understand?
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This is an important period
for you as a second-year,
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as your scores in school
will determine your career path.
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Okay, let's start homeroom.
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Yes, I do understand.
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I believe I'm scoring
higher than ever now.
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I love you, Sensei. Please marry me.
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Murai, come see me
in the faculty room after homeroom.
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With pleasure.
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I'm a 24-year-old
high school teacher.
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People around me are always asking,
"Don't you have a boyfriend?"
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Shut up.
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I'd rather spend my time
and money on video games
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than waste it dating some guy.
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Hitotose!
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Let me pray. I am so content.
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I don't want a boyfriend.
I don't want to get married.
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This official pic is killing me.
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I have him.
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Tanaka-sensei, are you okay?
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You've been frozen
for two minutes straight.
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You told me to come see you
after homeroom, so here I am.
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Wait.
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Wait a minute. Wait... What?
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He... He looks...
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exactly like him!
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Looking at him up close,
he's the spitting image of Hitotose!
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Sensei.
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The distance between us is unnatural.
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No. Get a hold of yourself.
Calm down!
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I'm just losing it because of
that godly new pic, that's all!
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Make sure you
dye your hair back by tomorrow.
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Calm down and look again.
He looks nothing like--
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He looks exactly like him!
Why?
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So, Sensei. Would you go for
someone with short, blond hair?
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Would I?! It's like my fave
walked out of the game and into real life!
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This isn't about what I go for.
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Stop messing with me, will you?
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I'm not messing with you.
I truly am in love with you.
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I'm dead!
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Enough is enough!
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I'm telling you this
for your own good, Hitotose!
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Who's Hitotose?
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Now I'm dead.
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What the hell
is up with your hair?
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KIRIYAMA (16)
LOUDMOUTH
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I thought you were
going for TenTen's look!
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I was rooting for you, you know?
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HIRAI (16)
SLEAZEBALL
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It suits you somehow.
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TenTen wasn't going to cut it anymore.
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The hell does that mean?!
Quiet down.
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Why didn't you tell me? Hey!
So, what happened, Murai?
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A little thing called love.
Love?!
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Wait a minute!
You know the concept of love?!
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I've known it for quite a while.
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For real?
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Love? You're talking about L-O-V-E love?
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Yes, L-O-V-E love.
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So? Who's the girl?
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Who is it? Who, who, who, who is it?
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Tanaka-sensei.
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Why do you guys look like that?
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Murai, Murai.
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There's no way you could be
talking about Tetsuko, is there?
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Tetsuko?
Don't be stupid, Hirai.
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I'm sure it was the autocorrect
in Murai's head.
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It malfunctioned and Tetsuko popped out,
right, Murai?
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What's Tetsuko?
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Huh?!
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The teacher of class 2-1,
Tetsuko the Iron Mask.
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She's your homeroom teacher. Come on!
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She came in first on the ranking
of Merciless Teachers her very first year!
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And by the way, based on appearance alone,
her BWH measurements are 30-22-32.
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Not bad at all!
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Listen to me, Murai.
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As your friend,
there's only one thing I can tell you.
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Give up on her.
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No.
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You...
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Winning Tetsuko's heart would be harder
than winning Osaka Castle
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during the Toyotomi regime.
Do you understand that?
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So what?
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I'd defeat even Ieyasu Tokugawa
in order to marry Tanaka-sensei.
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Are you insane, Murai?
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We're talking about the Iron Mask here.
Snap out of it!
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Such a mask doesn't suit her.
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I'll throw it in a blast furnace
along with the two of you.
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Help!
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We support you.
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I am Tanaka,
a high school teacher.
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I have 20/200 vision.
I usually wear contacts,
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but my student has transformed into
my fave and I'm about to lose it,
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so no more contacts!
I'll just wear glasses when I need them.
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Okay, finals are coming up next week,
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and those with low scores will have to
take extra classes over the summer.
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That's all from me.
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No way!
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Sensei.
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There he is,
the troublemaker boy!
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What is it, Murai?
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What is the schedule
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for the extra summer classes?
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The schedule isn't set yet.
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Besides, I don't think
it's relevant for you, Murai.
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That may be, but since I am
highly concerned about my teacher,
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I'll attend the summer classes while
staying on top of the college prep class.
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That's admirable, Murai.
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Too close,
too close, too close...
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Thank you.
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A haiku from Tanaka.
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Seriously no
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Seriously no, for real
Seriously no
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Sensei.
You've turned into the Buddha, Sensei!
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I almost achieved enlightenment.
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By the way, Murai.
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What happened to your face?
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Oh, it's from a fight I had with Tao.
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Tao? Do you have a brother?
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No, Tao is who I live with.
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So cute!
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Tao's front paws are both white,
like he's wearing socks.
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God, that's so cute!
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This is a picture of Tao
when he was a kitten.
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Cute!
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This is when he called me
for the first time.
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No way, that's too cute!
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This is when Tao walked in on me
in the bath for the first time.
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So cute! So precious!
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Cats have the power
to save the world.
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And...
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And?
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I love you, Sensei.
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Huh?
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Hey, Murai.
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We were looking at pictures of Tao,
weren't we?
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How about you stay on-topic?
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I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.
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A haiku from Tanaka.
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I can't with this guy
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I truly cannot with him
I can't with this guy
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Sensei, you've turned into
the Buddha again. Sensei!
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Murai in Love.
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Thank you.
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BATH
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HAPPINESS
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Huh?
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Murai?
Sensei.
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What a coincidence!
Do you come here often?
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Why the hell are you here?
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Yes, since I was little.
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I feel relaxed whenever I come here.
How about you, Sensei?
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Me? I've been coming here
since I moved back to town.
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I went to college far away,
so it's nostalgic for me.
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BEER
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At this distance, this'll be easy!
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I'll go home before he has the chance
to get any closer.
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Sensei.
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May I sit next to you?
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What?
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That's a bit...
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A bit?
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No, nothing. It's fine...
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Why the hell did I have to
get a beer after taking a bath?
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Why didn't I choose strawberry milk
or something?
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Worse, I'm wearing the same old clothes
I've had since middle school.
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I mean, what the hell is "happiness"?
I'll kick your ass!
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May I take this opportunity
to ask you three serious questions?
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Sure?
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Are you seeing anyone at the moment?
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Where did that come from?!
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Please answer me.
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That's none of your busi--
It is my business.
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It'll help me decide
how I should proceed from here.
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No, I'm single.
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In the 3D world, that is.
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That's a relief.
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A relief? You little...
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It's a natural response.
Because I love you, Sensei.
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HITOTOSE "IT'S A NATURAL RESPONSE.
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."
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Because I love you.
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Sensei, what's wrong?
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The lumberjack suddenly...
Lumberjack?
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No, never mind.
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These nerves are real tough.
But I like a good challenge!
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Stop it!
Who the hell are you? Get out!
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Here's my second question.
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Who is Hitotose?
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This is no good.
They're too hard.
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Hey, Apprentice, bring me a chainsaw.
What?
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Like I said, I just misspoke.
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I found it to be beyond the scope
of acceptable misspeaking.
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Not a single part of it
was even close to my name.
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But Master, that would go against
the craftsman's code!
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I can't cut this.
What choice do we have?!
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Bring me a chainsaw now!
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Hitotose really isn't anyone.
Just forget it. Please.
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Oh, God, my nerves.
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I'm going home now. Good night!
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My nerves are breaking down.
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Sensei, may I ask my last question?
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What is it?
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Why won't you look me in the eye?
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What? Eye...
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That's because
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you look exactly like
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my beloved fave!
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Sensei?
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Sensei!
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CAREER GUIDANCE ROOM
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I have committed a terrible blunder.
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A blunder in which I got a nosebleed
and passed out in front of my student.
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It's not like I wanted to become
a high school teacher.
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I would've taken any job
with a stable income
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that allowed me
to devote myself to my fave.
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I only want one thing.
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To protect the beautiful, sweet world
where me and my fave can live in peace!
255
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:31,950
Don't worry. I love only you, Hitotose.
Please stay and watch over me.
256
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Illness.
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GAUGE OF DELUSION
MAX
258
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,580
Excuse me.
Here he comes.
259
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:39,830
Don't worry, Kitty. I'm with you.
260
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,920
Yes. Thank you, Hitotose.
261
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Visual and auditory hallucinations.
262
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,380
Sensei, what did you need me for?
263
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:54,680
First of all, thank you very much
for carrying me home after I fainted.
264
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,890
No, you have nothing to thank me for.
265
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,400
Actually, I was really glad
I got to talk to you that day.
266
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,770
Now, let me get to the point.
Okay.
267
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,150
I need you to stop being in love with me.
268
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,740
No.
That was fast.
269
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:16,660
Kitty, don't give up.
Defeat that alien for me!
270
00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:22,960
Do you even understand
what it means to be married?
271
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,920
It seems like you're being awful frivolous
about this whole thing.
272
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:30,840
Marriage means becoming husband and wife
and spending your whole lives together.
273
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,180
I would never be frivolous
about something so serious.
274
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,970
You're still in high school
right now.
275
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:41,020
How can you talk like that
when you have no plan for the future?
276
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:45,480
I can.
I have an absolutely unshakable will.
277
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,190
I love you, Tanaka-sensei.
278
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,280
That is the one thing
that will always prevail.
279
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,160
People's feelings change.
280
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,080
Then that means
there is a possibility
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00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,000
that you will fall in love with me.
282
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,670
If I give up on that possibility now,
283
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:06,920
it would render my life
up to this point meaningless.
284
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,630
That's quite the exaggeration.
285
00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,420
How could that be?
286
00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:15,010
We've only known each other
for a few... months...
287
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,810
Huh?
288
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,680
What's with that face?
289
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,980
Kitty, that boy is totally insane!
290
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:27,730
I understand.
291
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:32,820
If you love me, that's fine!
You're free to do whatever you want.
292
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,450
But I will never fall in love with you!
293
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,240
Remember that, if nothing else!
294
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:43,160
Yep. I'm the one Kitty loves, not you.
295
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:46,130
Sorry 'bout that, my little doppelgang--
296
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,260
GAUGE OF DELUSION
297
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:54,630
Murai?
298
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,050
Sorry.
299
00:16:57,140 --> 00:17:01,060
I somehow felt a strange evil presence
behind me all of a sudden.
300
00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:07,770
My...
My almighty Gauge of Delusion.
301
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,730
No matter what happens,
302
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,980
I will never stop loving you
with all my heart.
303
00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:14,700
Please remember that, if nothing else!
304
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:23,000
Big Sister, have you heard?
About Murai's drastic transformation?
305
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,540
Little Sister, as a fellow member
of the Murai fan club...
306
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,130
Total members: two.
307
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:31,840
...it should go without saying
that I have.
308
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840
Now.
309
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,130
Let us investigate!
310
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:41,600
Hitomi Nishifuji, 16 years old.
A famous cosplayer.
311
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:46,480
Yuuka Nishifuji, 16 years old.
A formidable manga artist.
312
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:48,850
Kiri-chan!
313
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,360
Call me "senpai"!
314
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,860
I bet you know what happened, don't you?
315
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,320
What are you talking about?
316
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,160
Isn't it obvious? I'm talking about Murai!
317
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,320
Oh, Murai?
318
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:03,580
That guy... He's crazy.
319
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,460
He's awesome, just deeply amazing.
320
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:10,290
Yeah. He's so badass
he'll blow your socks right off!
321
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,420
He's super awesome.
322
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,300
Big Sister, I think we've hit the limit
of Kiri-chan's tiny vocabulary.
323
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:18,880
This is no good. We've got no choice.
Let's go ask the pervert.
324
00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:20,470
Kiri, lunch.
325
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:23,140
Hey, Murai. Speak of the devil.
Be right there.
326
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,470
Murai! Good afternoon!
327
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,980
Good afternoon. Lunch.
328
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,810
This is our first time seeing you
after the transformation.
329
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,690
Excuse me.
Huh?
330
00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:35,690
Okay, come on.
Big Sister, that's...
331
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,200
Get lost, you two.
Wait... That's...
332
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,450
We're going to lunch now!
That's...
333
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:42,660
Hitotose.
334
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,660
I'm telling you this
for your own good, Hitotose!
335
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,670
Hitotose really isn't anyone.
336
00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:52,080
What the hell are you talking about?
337
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,880
I'm not talking to you!
338
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,050
Get your hands off him, now!
339
00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:58,130
Don't provoke him!
340
00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:01,050
Now you've pissed me off!
You've got some nerve, first-year!
341
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,140
Hitotose...
342
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,890
What? You wanna step outside?
Sure, let's do it!
343
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:06,640
Did you just say "Hitotose"?
344
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,720
What?
345
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:09,390
Yes.
346
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,440
Hitotose, aka Midnight Angel.
347
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:19,030
He's a ninja from the Date Army
in the otome game Sengoku Koi Emaki.
348
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:23,450
His outlandish statements and crazy antics
have won him some hardcore fans.
349
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,240
What's an otome game?
350
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,790
A game in which
you experience virtual romance
351
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:30,290
by dating a character in the game world.
352
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,330
We've gotten into this game just recently,
353
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:37,130
but Hitotose is so quirky
that we really struggled to beat it.
354
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:42,590
As my big sister said,
Hitotose is a really unique character.
355
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,510
He's famous for confusing players
356
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,100
with statements so cringe
they make your hair stand on end.
357
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:48,970
I see.
358
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:53,980
I didn't understand any of that,
but do you think I could borrow this game?
359
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,770
Murai? What's the matter, Murai?
360
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,900
What made you say that?
Come on, you can tell us.
361
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:06,200
The person I'm in love with
called me Hitotose by mistake.
362
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,290
The person you're in love with?
Tetsuko?
363
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,620
That means...
Tetsuko is playing this otome game...
364
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,670
Who is the person
you're in love with, Murai?
365
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,880
I will tell you
when the time comes,
366
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,090
but for now I need you to listen to me.
367
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,430
Since she got my name wrong,
she's been acting strange.
368
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,430
First, she won't look me in the eye.
369
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,640
And if our eyes do meet,
her face turns bright red
370
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,350
and she turns into the Buddha
or even faints.
371
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:39,440
I'm sorry, Murai.
It's an adorable sight,
372
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,150
but it feels like she's avoiding me,
which is frustrating.
373
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:47,450
Could this all be due to the fact
that I look like Hitotose?
374
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:48,870
Yes, I think so.
375
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:52,660
The fact that she even knows Hitotose
is pretty telling already.
376
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,000
But if she's turning into the Buddha,
377
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,590
I think it's safe to say
that he's her number-one fave.
378
00:20:58,670 --> 00:20:59,800
I agree.
379
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,970
I don't know what I'd do
if my fave appeared in the real world.
380
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:07,930
If so, I would like even more
for you to lend me this game.
381
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,100
I need to learn about
382
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,770
this Hitotose person as my romantic rival.
383
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,520
If that's what you want.
384
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,110
I appreciate it.
385
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:21,980
With all due respect,
since this is a rare opportunity,
386
00:21:22,070 --> 00:21:23,780
I do have one condition.
387
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,530
What is it?
388
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,830
I'd like you to help us out
at an event we're participating in.
389
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,120
I'd like you
to cosplay as Hitotose
390
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,870
at the doujinshi convention
we're participating in.
391
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,840
Sure, no problem.
392
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,010
Yay! Thank you. You'll be a big help.
393
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,090
I did it, Big Sister!
394
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:49,720
Nice work, Little Sister.
395
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:55,060
Kiri, can I stay over
at your place tonight?
396
00:21:56,060 --> 00:22:00,310
I just thought it'd be nice
to have someone with me.
397
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,070
What about me?
398
00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:38,910
NEXT TIME
EPISODE 2
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00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
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