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♫ Your smile is so sweet with those crooked eyes ♫

♫ The way you run towards me is especially beautiful ♫

♫ Your smile is not that simple with those crooked corners of your mouth ♫

♫ Why do you always appear when I make a fool of myself? ♫

♫ All the summer seasons are not as romantic as meeting you ♫

♫ Am I giving you romance or warmth? ♫

♫ All the time in the world cannot compare to my feelings for you ♫

♫ Because it is you, I will believe in eternity ♫

♫ You are the courage I will protect as if my life depends on it ♫

♫ With you protecting by my side, I have a sense of security ♫

♫ I especially love everything you give me ♫

♫ The two of us together is a small sweet satisfaction ♫

[The Love Equations]

- [Previous Episode] - I like you. - I like you too.

Two-timing, are you?

Stop talking maliciously behind my boyfriend's back.

Hello, I'm Ren Yiyang.

Hello, I'm your Chinese tutor. I'm Zhou Xiao.

You want to treat me to a meal?

- Of course. - Zhou Xiao.

[Episode 15] [Don't be afraid, Elder Sister is here.]

Remember to bring an elastic band.

That way she can tie her hair up with it when she eats.

Keep an umbrella in your backpack.

It would be better if it was the type of umbrella with sun and rain protection.

If her phone model is different from yours,

you can bring a charger cable for her phone model.

Bring some spare change.

I almost got locked out by the dorm auntie.

Luckily, I have long legs.

I waited the entire night for Chen Yu,

and in the end, he didn't even show up.

But I'm not giving up, I'm still going to wait tomorrow.

My love is really touching.

Are you actually not close with Chen Yu?

Think about it some more.

Then, what should we do now?

What we're doing isn't right. We should go investigate.

Come on, let's go to Chen Yu's apartment right now.

Beat him before anything else.

Then Xiao Lu will be upset!

Take a seat.

Why would I be upset?

Don't change your shoes.

- What's going on? - Take a seat, Xiao Lu. Come here.

Well, today, Xie Yixing came to talk to me about Chen Yu.

We thought we should talk to you about it.

I already asked him.

He said these things belonged to his cousin.

Who would believe that?

Haven't you heard of this saying?

"Boys with elastic bands are no easy prey."

I've never heard of that.

Then you've heard of it now.

I don't want to hear from you right now.

I don't care. You've heard of it now.

Stop yelling at each other already.

Someone is going to take advantage of Xiao Lu.

It's fine, Wei-wei.

Who am I? I'm the only one who can take advantage of other people.

People can never take advantage of me.

But we are just really worried.

Fine...

If I need you guys, I'll tell you.

Look at you all. You all look so worried.

I'll treat you guys to late-night snacks. Interested?

- Yes! - Let's go!

It's the weekend.

Why did you ask me to come out so early in the morning?

See for yourself.

What is this?

[Places to choose for our first date]

Number one: The movie theater.

The movies currently playing in the theater include "This Is Not What I Expected,"

"The Fate of the Furious," and "Mad World."

But considering Zhou Xiao's mood,

it's suggested to choose between the first and second movies.

Number two: Hot pot restaurant.

It is a noisy place,

but because Zhou Xiao emphasized it in a conversation yesterday,

it was put into an alternative plan.

Is this a date?

I told you that I won't disappoint you.

Then, where are we going?

We'll go wherever you want to go.

This DIY workshop seems pretty interesting.

Let's go here.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Sit tight.

♫ It rained yesterday, I gave you an umbrella and you forgot ♫

♫ You arrived late today, smiling as you said it didn’t happen ♫

♫ I was anticipating your sudden surprise ♫

♫ Putting the umbrella behind me ♫

♫ It means you are free as a bird, like a child without worries ♫

♫ Especially when you smile and matching with the color of the sun ♫

♫ Although you can be in a daze and a bit clumsy ♫

♫ I still won’t let you go ♫

♫ Time will slowly fully charge our happiness ♫

Hold onto me.

♫ Regardless of how it turns, it’ll end up in our satisfactory place ♫

♫ Every ray of light will have a romantic direction ♫

♫ Time will slowly exchange the seed in our heart ♫

♫ Love is simple, just catch the companion of my hand ♫

♫ It’s not troublesome ♫

♫ It must fill up with our sweet little satisfactions ♫

Put it in your bag.

Okay.

♫ You arrived late today, smiling as you said it didn’t happen ♫

Done.

Hold onto me.

We're going.

♫ Especially when you smile and matching with the color of the sun ♫

♫ Although you can be in a daze and a bit clumsy ♫

♫ I still won’t let you go ♫

Welcome. What would you two like to experience?

We'll first have a look around.

These are all the activities. You can take a look.

Okay, thanks.

Look at this.

Gu Weiyi.

He actually made a pile of poop!

I also want to make one. I'm going to make a bigger one and give it to you.

You really don't have to be so courteous.

You really don't want it?

It's actually pretty creative. And it's related to our daily lives.

What are you doing?

Isn't it much better now?

It's much better. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Boys with elastic bands are no easy prey.

He was so skilled with tying my hair.

- Xiao Lu, are you going on a date with Chen Yu again? - No.

Then, why are you using a mask?

Can't I be beautiful for myself?

You can.

Speaking of the devil...

I found the evidence that you wanted.

I also have the girl's phone number.

If you don't trust me then you can call her to verify.

You can decide whether to break up with him or not.

It's none of my business anyways.

Xiao Lu, what's wrong with you?

[I'm resolving this matter. This is her number.]

Outrageous. I'm going to ask Fang Wei for a weapon right now.

What happened?

Look.

I'm going out to make a call.

What are you making?

Take a guess.

Are you okay?

I'm okay. It looks so ugly, how can I even guess?

- Let me take a look. - No.

Hello? Lazy Ling-ling.

I'm on a date with Zhao Fanzhou.

I don't have time to bring you food.

I'm not talking to you about that!

Xie Yixing has found evidence that Chen Yu is cheating!

Xiao Lu said she's going to the cafe to confront Chen Yu right now!

What?

Xiao Lu is going to the cafe to confront Chen Yu?!

I'll be back right away.

On second thought, we are all adults.

We should give Xiao Lu some private space so that she can handle her relationship and feelings.

N-No, then do we let Xiao Lu go by herself?

Wait. I'm going out for a call.

Zhou Xiao! Zhao Xiao, where are you?

How could you be like this? You're not helping in times of need!

Of course not.

I was acting with Zhao Fanzhou just now.

Right now, take everything in our dorm that we can use to fight with.

This might be a tough battle.

Okay.

But... Xiao Lu said she can handle it herself.

Then we'll just secretly follow her.

If she can handle it, we'll disappear.

If she gets bullied, we'll fight him to the death!

- Okay! - Okay!

I'll be there soon.

Let's bring a knife.

Hair curler.

What else do you have that we can bring?

I'll check.

Wei-wei, bring your fountain pen. I want the ones with the sharpest nib.

Okay.

It's been so long, how come Chen Yu still isn't here?

I'm about to puke from sitting for so long.

Be quiet. Don't let them see us.

Say, he's someone who can't even stay calm,

why did you tell him to come?

In case a fight does start, he can protect Xiao Lu with his life.

No wonder you're the president of the Detective Club. You have such a sharp perception and understand me so well.

Chen Yu is here.

But I have other things to do today, how about another day?

No problem, then we'll go together next time you're free.

Sorry, you probably waited a long time.

It's okay.

I've been keeping my dad company these days and haven't had time to hang out with you.

You're not mad, are you?

Why would I be mad?

Here, see what you want to drink.

What's going on with Xiao Lu?

Could it be that she's reluctant to break up?

Let's keep waiting.

I don't think there's anything I want to drink.

It's best if you drink something. It'll help you get over the shock later.

What's wrong? Didn't you say you weren't mad?

You know I'm not good at cheering up my girlfriend.

So... you're saying I'm your girlfriend?

What silly things are you saying? Of course, you're my girlfriend.

Why are you here?

Chen Yu, I never expected you would be this kind of person.

Let's break up.

- Let me explain. - Let go!

It feels disgusting when you touch me now.

Thank you.

Xiao Lu was right. She doesn't need us.

That was so cool.

The girl I like.

Xiao Lu, is there a point in doing this?

I think there's definitely a point.

It was you who confessed to me first.

I didn't force you, did I?

So?

You're worthless once you're on the hook, don't you understand that?

I don't understand.

But a person like you,

there's nothing I want to understand.

If you can't afford to play, then don't play. What are you pretending for?

Who said I was playing around with you?

What? Do I have to keep you company just because you're being serious?

Do you know what all those girls in the Badminton Club say about you behind your back? Do you need me to tell you-

What are you saying?

Apologize to Xiao Lu.

Apologize!

Did I say anything wrong?

I'm telling you to apologize!

- Xie Yixing. - Do you believe I can cripple you today?

Xie Yixing, let's go.

I beg you.

Let's go, let's go. Hurry.

What are you guys doing?

Taking some anger out for our sister. Wei-wei!

This... not this, not this.

Give me something else.

Who told you to bully Xiao Lu!

Sorry.

Stay far away from Xiao Lu! Far away!

Run! Run!

I'll go buy you a bottle of water.

Stay here and wait for me.

The soundproofing here is very good.

I can't run anymore.

Why did we have to run?

If you don't run, what if he gets back at us?

You can hit me.

I shouldn't have run away.

I value friends over love, I'm despicable.

Why are you giving me this?

I'm worried about you.

Worried about what?

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

You're so good at caring for people.

You're not going to open it?

Why? Isn't it just medicine inside?

Open it.

A pipe!

Why is this inside?

I made it.

You made it?

Why did you make this?

Don't you like detectives?

Yeah.

Detectives all have pipes.

What are you laughing about?

Nothing. It's just that your gift is very interesting.

I like it a lot.

That's good.

But why did you think of making this?

Professor Hu taught me.

You're so good at dating, why do you still need someone to teach you?

What does that mean?

I... I... just think...you're very good at dating.

I don't deny it.

I knew it.

What do you know?

I don't want to fuss about it with you.

I also don't want to look into your privacy.

Just that... how many times have you dated?

Nine hundred ninety-nine times?

Once.

For how long?

One week.

You guys broke up that quickly?

We didn't break up.

Then I'm a mistress?

I'm dating you.

So you're a newbie.

Then, why did you pretend to be so good at dating?

If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

That's not right. Then, why are you so good at tying hair?

It's not that difficult, to begin with.

Not difficult?

I learned for so long as a child to tie my hair.

If I say it's not difficult then it's not!

Oh, okay!

But let me give you a suggestion.

Since you're a newbie,

then don't say these things that sound like you're really good at dating.

It's not good.

My drink!

Professor Liu, I came to get the list of books that need barcodes to be changed.

All right, wait a moment. Let me look for them.

Okay.

Professor Huang, Professor Hu from the Forensic Science Department needs to borrow a precious literature text.

I came to get the key from you.

- Register here. - Okay.

I'm done.

Here's the key.

Thank you.

I found it.

Zhao Fanzhou, do you still need something?

I'm waiting for Zhou Xiao.

Zhou Xiao...

Professor, I'm going now.

Zhou Xiao...

She's my girlfriend.

Professor, I'm leaving now, too.

Why did he... Why did he...

...have to tell us?

Stop saying I'm your girlfriend everywhere we go.

Why?

Try to be as low profile as we can.

I don't want to be low profile.

Why?

Because I want that status.

Why are you like a resenting woman in the imperial palace?

What are you doing now?

Don't you need to help Xiao Lu get food these days?

I'll change the barcodes for you.

Really?

You're the best.

Where's my status then?

Boyfriend.

I'm going to the cafeteria now.

What's wrong?

I think I forgot my meal card.

Use mine.

I'll give it back to you tomorrow.

No need to give it back. You keep it for me.

I don't want it.

Zhou Xiao!

Xiao Lu isn't coming to eat?

I've been waiting for her at the cafeteria for so many days.

She hasn't had much appetite lately.

Is it still because of Chen Yu?

Auntie, can I get an order of stir-fried beef noodles?

I really don't want to eat.

Just eat as much as you can.

If you don't eat food today, you'll be eating medicine tomorrow.

Xiao Lu, I hope you can cherish your physique of eating without getting fat.

You...You should be taking revenge on food!

Are the three of you doing a joint stand-up comedy?

I really don't have an appetite.

Xiao Lu.

We'll eat with you.

You'll have an appetite now, right?

Here. Take it, take it.

For you, I'm willing to forgo meat for sister.

Eat, eat!

Let's eat together.

I really am afraid of you guys.

I'll eat, okay?

Yummy.

- Hello? - Xiao Lu, I bought tickets for the amusement park.

Let's go play.

I don't want to go. You can go by yourself.

I hope you have a good time.

It wasn't easy for me to...

Xiao Lu, did someone ask you out to play?

Xie Yixing said he wants to go to the amusement park. I rejected him.

If you're in a bad mood, it's good to go out and relax.

No.

But where did you heroism and unrestrained self go from that day?

Why did your entire personality disappear from breaking up?

Being strong for too long

can also be very tiring.

Eat.

I'm finishing up the experiment for Professor Hu.

After you deliver the meal, do you want to come to me?

Okay.

Come in. Why aren't you coming in?

Is it just you that's here?

Who else?

I was afraid Professor Hu was here and he'd make me leave again.

What are you afraid of?

You're a family member now.

What strange experiments are you doing now?

Testing the ABO blood types in hairs.

Hair has blood types?

Human hair has an ABO blood group substance that is similar to blood types.

Using thermal dissociation,

we can determine the blood type.

Hurry and show me. Let's go.

Okay.

Slow down.

Is it this?

I see it!

I need to write this down.

This is a sudden kiss from Muse.

Muse is an artistic goddess.

What I'm trying to say is, thank you for bringing me inspiration.

Sit.

You don't even know this?

I am such an eminent writer,

how could my boyfriend not have any literary attainment?

Do you want to know why?

Why?

Because all I heard was "kiss."

I'm warning you, don't come any closer. What are you doing?

That hurts!

Tea... Teasing me.

[Uploading: Two-Faced Person: Bloodthirsty Forensic Scientist]

Hello?

Old Zhou,

Zhou Xiao should be next to you, right?

I called her but she's not picking up.

What's wrong?

I need her help on something.

She's asleep.

What?

It's not what you think.

Then, what is it?

- Her and I... - Who is it?

You're awake? Xie Yixing is looking for you.

Why is he looking for me?

Hello?

Hello? Zhou Xiao, the pace of your relationship really is something!

Nothing, nothing. I need to be serious.

I want to ask you for help with something.

I want you to ask Xiao Lu,

and have her go to the amusement park with me.

You might not believe me if I tell you the truth.

Our entire dorm has already tried to persuade her for you.

Really?

Then you should know that Xiao Lu is going a little too overboard towards me.

You know, I haven't said anything. Xiao Lu also doesn't let me say anything.

And she keeps rejecting me. Like she rejects me before I even open my mouth, you know?

She's going too overboard, you know?

I feel like all my efforts are... wasted in vain, you know?

How many nights did I stay downstairs from Chen Yu's house?

How many bites did I get from mosquitoes?

I'm so pitiful, I'm doing so much to persuade her.

- What are you doing? - Really, I'm...

- You have marks on your face from sleeping, let me rub it. - It's fine.

You know, maybe girls in this age group are all like this.

Continue.

But her brain shouldn't be completely muddled from love, you know?

Say, aren't I pitiful?

Exactly! You also think I'm pitiful.

Then Chen Yu...

Forget it, but please remember and don't mention his name in front of her.

Well... let me try harder to help you out.

I'm hanging up.

Okay, bye-bye.

Why did you rub my face?

Because you were talking to him for too long.

Wasn't it you who gave me the phone?

What?!

No, I need to rub it back today, I'm telling you.

Just let me-

I'm joking.

Go ahead.

You better get over here yourself.

I won't.

You're back.

Where's Xiao Lu?

Let's all cooperate and go to the amusement park with her.

Don't worry.

Xiao Lu.

♫ Happy break up, wish you're happy ♫

♫ You will find someone better ♫

Did you even get out of bed today?

I did. I ate the stir-fried beef noodles.

The amusement park is so fun, even I want to go.

Just say yes to Xie Yixing.

I don't want to see any male organisms.

Fine, then our dorm will go ourselves!

No.

Just go out and clear your mind! You-

You can't just stay in the dorm and grow mold.

I want to grow mold.

Tao Ling, did you hear that?

Xiao Lu said she wants to stay in the dorm to grow mold.

She won't go to the amusement park with us.

Really? You want to grow mold?

But... growing mold is bad.

I'll go, I'll go!

Great, great! Our dorm will all go together then.

We'll go together.

Tao Ling?

I promised Fang Wei to go to the library with him.

Wei-wei!

I also have a lecture I need to attend.

You two are inhumane. Then we'll go together.

Whatever.

Great! Great!

It's just like that.

What is he standing here for?

- I don't know. - Is he waiting for someone?

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go.

What was it that you couldn't say over the phone?

Let's talk as we walk.

So mysterious.

It definitely isn't something good.

Let's go. We can also call this a date.

So you all decided to lie to Xiao Lu

and take her to Xie Yixing?

Tao Ling thought of the trick.

What trick?

She said, breaking up is just like getting unemployed or changing jobs.

If you've found a better job, who would still think of the previous one?

The reason why Xiao Lu can't forget about the previous relationship

is because she can't find a better next job.

We carefully thought about it.

Xie Yixing... is not a terrible next job.

We can give it a try.

What kind of things are you all thinking about?

Who cares? The important point is that you need to support me.

How?

Come with me.

Why?

I'm afraid Xiao Lu might hit me.

Besides, we're not that busy lately.

The Detective Club also needs a club activity.

This isn't considered a club activity.

"Saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-leveled pagoda" (T/N: idiom)

How could you bear to see such a beautiful young lady be trapped like this due to emotions?

So will you agree?

I've even thought of this activity's slogan.

It'll be called "Saving unhappiness"! How's that?

I'm starting to regret it a bit.

You've lost that chance.

I have a question.

What question?

So it's like being unemployed and changing jobs.

It's quite reasonable.

There are thousands of "brothers: in this world.

If this one doesn't do, I'll just change.

I carefully thought about it, I don't think it works.

I am forever loyal and faithful to you.

I'll live as a widow if you die.

Don't pinch my face! It's already big enough.

Then it can be even bigger.

[Preview] I've even thought of this activity's slogan.

It'll be called "Saving unhappiness"!

If you're going to get a boyfriend later, please consider me as a priority.

Thank you for sharing your secret base with me.

Look! These are the grand fireworks I prepared for you!

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♫ Sunlight spilled into the wind’s embrace ♫

♫ There’s a bit of sweet air blowing our way ♫

♫ Ever since the day I first met you ♫

♫ I realized only a frame with you in it can be called a scenery ♫

♫ Silently experience all your feelings ♫

♫ Perhaps taking a step back will let me get closer ♫

♫ Thank you for giving me a pure friendship ♫

♫ You will also have a love that belongs solely to you ♫

♫ I’m so fortunate to have you in my youth ♫

♫ Only then will there be happy moments worthy to be remembered ♫

♫ No matter where the future’s you will go ♫

♫ I will always accompany and support you to the end ♫

♫ I’ll be happy if you are happy ♫

♫ I have him tolerating my willfulness ♫

♫ Thank you for giving me a pure friendship ♫

♫ I will also have a love that belongs solely to me ♫

♫ I’m so fortunate to have you in my youth ♫

♫ Only then will there be happy moments worthy to be remembered ♫

♫ No matter where tomorrow’s you will go ♫

♫ I will always accompany and protect you to the end ♫