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♫ Your smile is so sweet with those crooked eyes ♫

♫ The way you run towards me is especially beautiful ♫

♫ Your smile is not that simple with those crooked corners of your mouth ♫

♫ Why do you always appear when I make a fool of myself? ♫

♫ All the summer seasons are not as romantic as meeting you ♫

♫ Am I giving you romance or warmth? ♫

♫ All the time in the world cannot compare to my feelings for you ♫

♫ Because it is you, I will believe in eternity ♫

♫ You are the courage I will protect as if my life depends on it ♫

♫ With you protecting by my side, I have a sense of security ♫

♫ I especially love everything you give me ♫

♫ The two of us together is a small sweet satisfaction ♫

[The Love Equations]

[Previous Episode] I heard there's a Gemini meteor shower tomorrow.

I also want to go.

Let's go to the Detective Exhibition together.

But I already promised I would go with Cai Yasi.

Fanzhou, I'll save a spot for you.

I'm going that way to the field to watch the meteor shower with my roommates.

- Let's go together. - Let's go together.

[Episode 12] [Warm Humid Days are Also Love Days]

You were kicked out because you always won,

but I always lost, so how come they still don't let me play?

Because you're stupid.

- Chen Yu! - Hey!

What are you doing?

Always on your phone.

It's nothing.

- I'll go down now. - Okay.

Xiao Lu, are you okay?

Xiao Lu, I heard you coughing. It's new, I'll open it for you.

Drink some more water.

Thanks.

Don't be like this. It'll make Xiao Lu embarrassed.

Are you getting shy?

A pair of twos.

Let's play a game together.

Psychologist Arthur Aron once did a study called "The Experimental Generation of Interpersonal Closeness."

He made two strangers pair up,

and take turns to answer 36 questions.

Then they stared at each other for four minutes, and a magical chemical reactions happened.

Fanzhou, can you help me to demonstrate for everyone?

Can you ask the questions?

Okay.

If you could choose anyone in the world to have dinner with,

who would you choose?

- Zhao Fanzhou. - Zhou Xiao.

You just want me to pay another ¥857.

Next question.

You ask. I'm going to get something to drink.

You do it.

Share five positive characteristics you think I have.

High EQ.

Gentle.

Tall.

A fairy that came down to Earth.

Continue! Continue!

Big face. A really sweet smile.

♫ The warm spring made a promise to winter ♫

♫ What I promised you has never changed ♫

Healthy hair.

You hit very hard.

What do you think the relationship is like between you and your mother?

I think it's pretty good.

♫ I am writing babbling nonsense yet still courageously holding the pen ♫

♫ If I must sing a song for our youth ♫

Zhou Xiao... Zhou Xiao... Zhou Xiao!

I'm telling you, I realized Zhao Fanzhou and Jia Yichun really have chemistry.

I just asked about the relationship between them and their mothers and then suddenly they stopped playing.

What are you doing?

You two play. I think you and Cai Yasi will have great chemistry!

This will definitely be a ton of fun!

Sure. Bring it on. Who's afraid of who?

I'm asking.

Do you think that your childhood was happier than other people's?

- Of course. - Of course.

Why do you guys think that way?

We acted in collusion with each other in our childhood,

so our happiness is doubled.

What do you mean "in collusion"?

It's true!

Next question: When was the last time you sang alone?

- In the shower. - In the shower.

That's weird?!

How is that weird?

It is!

Fanzhou, I'm sorry.

I really didn't know there was a question about mothers in the 36 questions about love.

I know.

Thank you for believing me.

When we were playing the game, I heard Tao Ling say

that Zhou Xiao and Cai Yasi also grew up together.

So?

It was such a romantic confession at the school anniversary,

they're bound to get together.

Just because they grew up together doesn't mean that they will definitely end up together.

They will not.

We also will not.

Will the meteor shower appear or not?

I'm so sleepy.

No, I can't bear it anymore.

What do I do? As soon as I look at you now,

I feel like I have trouble breathing.

Zhou Xiao, I like you.

Hey, don't hang up on me yet!

I'm really being serious. I don't have relationships with any other girls.

Or guys.

If I knew that it would cause misunderstandings, I would have been more serious in the past.

Anyways, you should consider me.

♫ Some things, once you miss the opportunity, it’s lost forever ♫

♫ Some people, once you miss the opportunity, you’re still unwilling to let them pass ♫

♫ Many genuine intentions can only be hidden in words you consider as jokes ♫

♫ I’m being serious, do you believe me? ♫

♫ Some things, you say you’ll let go but are unable to ♫

Meteor! Look! Quickly, make a wish!

I wish my grandpa to have good health!

Let's all make a wish.

I wish Tao Ling would study well!

I will! But I wish I can have unlimited snacks to eat!

I want to become the most amazing author!

Instead of gazing at these stars, you might as well watch me, Xie Yixing!

Whatever!

- Disgusting! - You're crazy.

♫ Silently turning that concern into “I’m here, don’t worry” ♫

♫ I hope you’ll be happy from now on ♫

♫ I’ll always be there to protect you ♫

♫ This decision was so clear ♫

♫ I don’t want to be a bystander, witnessing those complications ♫

Did you get home safely?

I just got home.

Mom. Dad. I'm back!

You're back!

Are you tired from the two-hour ride home?

It's okay, I'm not tired.

Quickly, come here so I can hug you!

Let me see.

Why did you get so skinny? Is it because you aren't eating well enough?

No.

Tell me what you want to eat. I bought a refrigerator full of food that you like to eat. I was just waiting to cook for you.

I want to eat... marinated pork shoulder.

No problem.

Why do I have this feeling of returning home in glory?

What nonsense are you saying?

Dad, she hit me again. She hit me.

It's fine, it's fine!

Okay, settle down.

Go into your room and rest for a while. After I finish cooking the meal, I'll call you.

Old Zhou, you still haven't finished changing the bedsheets, how is the child supposed to rest?

I'll go immediately.

Look at your dad, really.

- Okay, okay, you go rest on the sofa for a while. I'll go help him. - Okay.

This child doesn't come home on National Day, (T/N: similar to Independence Day in the U.S.)

and she won't even let us go see her. She doesn't even let us pick her up.

Don't nag so much, she just came home.

I only said two sentences.

I really am a child that has been doted on.

Don't move, let me.

Your glove has been contaminated.

Zhou Xiao!

Zhou Xiao!

What the heck? What am I thinking? I must be going crazy. [Zhao Fanzhou Zhao Fanzhou]

Aren't you going to come out and eat your fruits weight-loss meal?

We're just celebrating the New Years' and you got so fat.

Wait a moment! Wait a moment!

I'm coming soon!

Hey, Mom. You're so nice, bringing fruits over for your darling daughter.

Mom, what are you doing?

How thick your skin must be, I even had to bring it over to you.

We're celebrating New Years and other than looking at your computer at home,

it's looking at a computer! Is the computer your birth mother?

Fine! Get your birth mother to bring you fruits!

Did you wash your hands?

Too troublesome. Let me just eat it.

Go wash your hands!

You've changed.

What did you say?

I said... I'm going to wash my hands right now.

That's about right.

Here, have a bite first.

Look at you, during New Years' celebration you've gotten fat. You don't even exercise at all.

You're still telling me to eat if I'm too fat?

Eat this. Finish eating this meal and then start losing weight.

Okay.

- Then I'll put this here. Don't forget to eat it. - Okay.

- Don't forget to wash your hands! - Okay.

Did you reserve your tickets to return? I'll pick you up.

He's going to come and pick me up?

Fanzhou. Fanzhou!

Come and help me get the fingerprints on this.

Out of all the winter vacation, you only went home for New Years for a few days.

After coming back, you've been in the lab every day. Isn't it dull?

You really don't want to go out and play, and relax for a while?

I don't want to.

No wonder you can't get a girlfriend.

If I were Zhou Xiao, I'd ignore you, too.

Professor, I heard you.

If you heard me, then you heard me.

Did I say anything wrong?

All day and night you only know how to look at your phone and wait foolishly.

You haven't even shown your face. Why should she come and talk to you?

Professor, here are the fingerprints you asked for.

You're coming to pick me up?

Sounds good! It just so happens that I have a lot of luggage. My ticket is for the day after tomorrow.

No, that doesn't work. It sounds way too impolite.

Pick me up? Isn't that too troublesome for you?

That doesn't work either. Now it's way too polite.

Why are you coming to pick me up?

No, that doesn't work.

What if he thinks that I'm refusing him?

How do I reply to this?

Zhou Xiao, dinner!

I'm coming!

This meal you made today was terrific. It smells, looks, and tastes great! I must reward you.

Here, I'm rewarding my wife with a big chicken drumstick.

I'm not eating it, I'm losing weight right now!

Then I'll eat it.

Eat what? You haven't seen what your eating has made you look like during the winter break?

- Then why are you still giving me food? What a trap. - You eat it.

Our daughter isn't fat.

She isn't skinny either.

To think of danger in times of safety, fat people don't become fat after one bite.

Later on at school, even if she wants to eat she won't have anywhere to eat.

If she can't eat it then so be it. As a grown man,

you wouldn't understand the importance of women's lifetime project of dieting.

Eat, eat, eat! Eat some vegetables! Bring your bowl closer!

Listen to your mother, she's right. Here, this is yours.

I just said I'm losing weight!

Mom, I'm going to reply to this text.

Don't use your phone during dinner.

It'll only take a second.

Having a happy date!

People who show off their relationships gain weight quickly.

You don't know yet, right? This month,

Old Li was late again. It's the third time already.

Are you jealous? If you are, why not consider Zhao Fanzhou?

He had the same reason again. Traffic jam.

I know you're going to deny it again. Face up to yourself.

Okay?

Why aren't you replying to me?

You say, why doesn't she get skinny?

Zhao Fanzhou said he'll come and pick me up.

I've been trying to think of what to say to him all day.

I think I've become very weird.

I really want him to come and pick me up, but I'm also scared for him to come and pick me up.

Whenever he talks to me, my heart beats really fast.

I don't know how to reply to him, what should I do?

There's nothing we can do. These bad habits...

What's wrong with you?

Why are you using your phone when we're eating dinner?

- Daughter, eat, eat. - I'm eating.

[Zhao Fanzhou]

Zhao Fanzhou said he'll come and pick me up.

I've been trying to think of what to say to him all day.

I think I've become very weird.

I really want him to come and pick me up, but I'm also scared for him to come and pick me up.

Whenever he talks to me, my heart beats really fast.

I don't know how to reply to him. What should I do? [Sender has recalled the message]

[Two-Faced Person: Bloodthirsty Forensic Scientist] [Chapter 30]

I'm here already. How far away are you guys?

I'm at the school gate.

I'm going upstairs right now.

I brought cute presents for you guys.

- I brought snacks. - I brought snacks, too.

I brought my mom's stewed pig trotters.

You finally appeared.

We thought after sending that text, you were so embarrassed that you dropped out of school.

Stop teasing her. She's going to jump off the train.

It's too sudden.

If you keep talking about it, I'll throw away the pig trotters.

Do you have a lot of luggage? Should we come and pick you up?

It's okay, I can handle it. Our Wei-wei is so kind.

[Do not pick up]

Why aren't you picking up my call?

Hello?

Why are you here?

I came to pick you up.

How did you know I was coming back to school?

Professor Wang from the library told me.

I shouldn't have asked her for leave if I knew this would happen.

Let's go.

Did he see the message I recalled?

Do you have something to ask me?

N-No.

Then I have something to ask you.

What?

Why didn't you reply to my text?

I-I-I didn't see it.

You didn't see it?

If you didn't see it, then why did you recall a message?

- That- - That what?

Recalled message...

What message did you recall?

Nothing.

I just took a selfie. It was so ugly, I didn't want to scare you.

I sent it to you by accident. It's fortunate you didn't see it.

- It's fortunate. - Yeah, it's fortunate.

Here.

Oh, by the way.

My mom gave me stewed pig trotters, I'll give you some. They're really good.

I have another question.

Go ahead.

Why did you change my contact name to "Do not pick up"?

It's so annoying, I hate humid weather.

Don't even mention it. I came back and found my entire closet was growing mold.

Are you going to wear this tomorrow?

Yeah, how am I going to wear it like this?

Why don't you wear something else?

Hello.

Hello, you're back.

These blankets are practically dripping water.

How are we going to sleep tonight?

Sisters, I'm back!

You're back!

Come help clean. The whole dorm room is wet from the humidity.

Look, it grew mushrooms.

We can have another dish tonight.

All you think about is eating. Hurry and go check your desk, see if you grew any mushrooms.

You're cursing me. Pick those off, I'll eat them tonight.

By the way, I brought stewed pig trotters for you guys. I'll take them for you guys right now.

Come get them in a bit.

- Xiao Lu, the towel. - Catch.

Wei-wei, your grandfather's craftsmanship is great! The little deer is so cute.

My grandfather made this to play with.

I thought that it was pretty so I asked him to make one for all of you guys.

Mine is so cute; look at it eating.

Mine is cuter than yours!

- Mine is cute! - Mine is cuter!

You guys are making me unhappy!

Yours aren't as complicated as mine;

of course, Wei-wei loves me the most.

I thought that you would be scared of it.

I wouldn't! I love it so much!

Snake! Snake!

- I'm telling you, I'm not scared at all. - Not scared?

I'll let it slither into your bed tonight!

♫ We all share one ice cream ♫

♫ Saying love is just like this ♫

♫ Sharing each other’s happiness ♫

I woke up a little late.

And there's not even a place for us to hang our towels up to dry.

Yeah. I'm so tired.

It's fake. Look at it!

Why did you bring it out?

The weather is too humid. It's about to get moldy.

It isn't easy for the sun to come out so I thought I would bring out my snake to dry under the sun.

You really are raising it like a pet?

Hurry up and go, or else there won't even be a spot near the field. Let's go.

Hey, Old Zhao, let's go.

Hurry up!

Why don't you hold it yourself if you think I'm too slow?

I can't hold it all.

Right here.

Don't put it on the ground. This is what the fans gave me.

There.

Look at the trouble this humid weather caused for so many people.

Old Zhou, look at Zhou Xiao.

Where's my Xiao Lu?

Zhou Xiao!

- The snake- - It's fake.

What are the two of you doing?

Nothing.

Impressive, you two.

Snake!

It's fake.

Don't joke.

I'll show you if it's real or not.

- Look at it. - No.

- Look at it. - Don't bring it near me.

- Just feel it. - No, no.

- Just feel it! - I don't want to!

You're such a wimp. Just feel it!

I'm a wimp, I'm a wimp.

Are you even a man?

Xiao Lu, I'm going to the library for work.

Okay, I'll bring your blankets back for you. Bye!

Okay.

I'm leaving now.

Why are you following me?

I think you've forgotten that we're co-workers.

I'm going to the library, too.

Watch carefully.

Downwards. Downwards.

Good.

Let's go.

That's enough. What else do you want?

Okay, it's fine if you don't want to talk. I'm busy, too.

Hi, Senior.

Up!

Xiao Lu, what's wrong?

I think it's because of the humid weather, I haven't used my racket in so long.

The strings are broken.

I'll cut them for you, and then you can get it re-strung.

- Okay, thank you. - Hold this for me.

I'll show you.

Cut the third one like this.

And here, the fourth one.

It's broken. You try.

Okay.

I cut...

Yes, the fourth one. This one.

This way, the racket will be balanced.

So it won't go sideways.

Down, left, right, cut in those four directions and then bit by bit...

Coach. Coach!

Here. Get it.

The library is closed for dehumidification? Why didn't they tell us? [Southern University Library is closed for dehumidification starting Wednesday morning. It will re-open tomorrow.]

They announced it in the library group chat.

They said to come in the afternoon.

That can't be right.

If you knew the library was closed, why did you come with me? And you didn't tell me.

Let's just say I wanted to take a walk with you.

I'm going to go eat lunch.

I'll go, too.

If you want to go, then go. You don't need to tell me.

I'll go to that side.

What are you doing?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hello, what would you like?

Anything is fine, just give me whatever.

What is Zhao Fanzhou trying to do?

Thank you.

Don't find me, don't find me.

I thought you didn't eat carrots.

I got the wrong thing.

Do you eat carrots? I haven't touched my food yet.

I don't eat carrots.

Why? Didn't you say you liked them before?

I lied.

Why'd you lie?

Because you said Cai Yasi eats them for you.

So?

So I got angry.

I'm full.

Take your time eating.

Who doesn't know how to cut strings?

When I learned to cut strings, Chen Yu was still using badminton rackets to dry soybeans.

They dare to flirt right in front of me.

Am I dead?

Don't you think they went overboard?

Yes.

And Xiao Lu, why did she blush?

Right? Did she think about how I would feel?

Am I worse than Chen Yu in any way?

I'm not worthy of making her blush?

Other girls, when they see me, they blush so hard that they have to go to the emergency room.

She's the opposite, she's blind.

Are you listening to me or not?

No.

Are you looking down on my love life?

Is your love life going better than mine?

Yeah.

Tell me in more detail.

You're really planning to confess?

You've already asked me about this for an hour.

It's not that. But you see,

we started around the same time. Right?

Why is your love life

going so smoothly, when mine isn't?

Look. I'm more handsome than you.

I'm richer than you.

My career is more successful than yours.

Why isn't my love life going well?

- It's yummy. - This place's skewers are pretty good.

Let's bookmark this restaurant.

Look at Tao Ling.

Tao Ling!

- You're really not eating? - I'm not eating.

Are you crazy? Why are you suddenly dieting?

It's almost summer. I can't hide my huge thighs anymore.

If you can't hide your thighs, just give up and eat.

Shut up, you witch!

Don't come over here.

Smell it. This overwhelmingly sad fragrance.

Zhou Xiao, I'm going to kill you.

Have a bite before you kill me.

- I won't eat it! - Just try a bite.

I won't eat it!

Wei-wei, get her away from me!

It smells too good!

That's enough! Stop teasing her.

Who is it?

I finished re-stringing your racket.

I'll drop it off when I have time.

Give it back to me. Give me! What are you doing?

- Something's going on with you. - No.

If you don't own up to the facts, we're not sisters!

Sit down.

I agree. It's better to be open about it.

Tell us. Say it.

Fine. I'll tell you guys.

It's just Chen Yu, I told you guys already.

But clearly you guys have progressed further.

After we watched the meteor shower last time,

he's been pretty nice to me.

And we text all the time.

Strike while the iron's hot! Hurry up and lock him down.

I've been planning to confess soon.

As expected of our Xiao Lu.

What? I can't celebrate Xiao Lu's love?

It's pretty good.

[Preview]

Stop hiding.

I have something to tell you.

I like you.

I'll treat you to dinner to thank you.

Sure, I'd be honored.

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♫ Sunlight spilled into the wind’s embrace ♫

♫ There’s a bit of sweet air blowing our way ♫

♫ Ever since the day I first met you ♫

♫ I realized only a frame with you in it can be called a scenery ♫

♫ Silently experience all your feelings ♫

♫ Perhaps taking a step back will let me get closer ♫

♫ Thank you for giving me a pure friendship ♫

♫ You will also have a love that belongs solely to you ♫

♫ I’m so fortunate to have you in my youth ♫

♫ Only then will there be happy moments worthy to be remembered ♫

♫ No matter where the future’s you will go ♫

♫ I will always accompany and support you to the end ♫

♫ I’ll be happy if you are happy ♫

♫ I have him tolerating my willfulness ♫

♫ Thank you for giving me a pure friendship ♫

♫ I will also have a love that belongs solely to me ♫

♫ I’m so fortunate to have you in my youth ♫

♫ Only then will there be happy moments worthy to be remembered ♫

♫ No matter where tomorrow’s you will go ♫

♫ I will always accompany and protect you to the end ♫