Original subtitles

Well its 1935 or there abouts

It was bombed during the war, and patched up with plasticine and blu-tack

The interior guttering is a unique feature, which is eh...caused by the raging damp

But Latimer and Haines are supplying windscreen wipers for your television set

You've got Otter traps in the cellar, and a free aqualung course at the local 'tec college

Well I'm not saying its damp of course. But if the water levels rise anymore you could find yourself selling a house boat in a couple of years

Are you trying to tell us there is a problem with the damp?

No what I'm really trying to say sir is that this is the best house i have ever sold

I mean I dont need to do a hard sell from this, look at it, its terrific

I`ll tell you what I`ll do

I`ll let you in and you can have a look round on your own and what? I`ll come back in about fifteen minutes, Ok?

I tell you, if this house don't sell itself, I'm a monkeys uncle

*When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie, thats amore*

*When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore*

*Bells'll ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling and you'll sing "Vita bella"*

*Hearts'll play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay tarantella*

*When the stars make you drool just-a like pasta fazool, that's amore*

*When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in love*

*When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreamin', signore*

*'scusa me, but you see, back in old Napoli, that's amore*

*Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-lingting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "Vita bella"*

*Hearts will play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay tarantella*

*When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool, that's amore*

*When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in love*

*When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming, signore*

*'scusa me, but you see, back in old Napoli, that's amore*

Go on, go on my son, go on, go for it

Yeah, hit the bugger. Fuck you.

Wankers

Wankers

Tossers

I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C.

I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C.

I.C.C. I.C.C.

Transgressed the unwritten law this has

Can you do anything with those scratches?

Sorry boss

Ta

It's not on, this, y'know Bex

It's all in hand Nunk

Ta-ra

See ya later

That is well out of order

You don't let people treat you like shit, I learned that in the army You sort it out there and then otherwise they'll shit on you every other minute of the day

Well you tell him then

Don't you worry, I'll sort Bexy out

Very funny son, very funny

Alright hold it, hold it down, hold it down

What you having girls? Heart attack if you're paying shorty

Got him Shut up, now do you want to try the tactful approach or are you tired of living?

Well I'll have a pint of Drambuie if you're flush Aitch

Flush? Me? Look at me wodge, I got loads of money, loads of money

Give us some of that money mate

Oi, did you find anything interesting when you were crawling up around Bexys anal passage?

Nah, only your rasta cat man

Bluud klatt, me wonder where me leave that thing y'know

Where's me boy, oi Nocka, Nocka come on

Alright, what you having?

Vodka and Tonic

What you want Snowy?

Hey, I`ll have a Babychamp

Right, thats three Lager Tops

What do you want JC? -Lager

Trig? Snakebite Aitch

and a Snakebite for Rambo

Hey hold up look

I had to bring me girlfriend

Come on girls, give us a flash

Come on boys get a load of this

We are cheeky girls

Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the boys

Get your tits out for the boys

Oi

You wanna T-Cut that

Dont be bleeding stupid

Nah, rub it down first should be alright

I dont believe you sometimes, it needs a new skin that does

Oh, like spending money do you son?

Yeah well when you've got it Dad

Yeah well I hope you gave him a bloody good kicking thats all I can say

Nah I'm just going to forget it

If I was you I would go round his gaff and pour break fluid all over his paint work, see how that goes down

Dad I know what I'm doing, I've got me reasons, alright, shut up

Darling

Beloved

When one has finished making love to the car, does one wish to carve or not

Well one would but ones got turps all over ones hands

Super

Cheer up Dad

You alright Yes he is

Hello babes

Hello darling

Why don't we let them take Sammy down the park for a bit

What, let my mum stuff him full of sweets

Well that's what Grandparents are supposed to do, isn't it

Yeah one or two

but the rate the old girl stuffs them down his neck, I'm surprised shes got time to take them out the bleeding packet

Oh well it was just an idea

I thought I might let you stick your willy up me

That's a nice idea, isn't it

Have you got any drawers on

Oh blimey, suspenders

Hello Bill, you seen the motor

Bexy

Oh Trig you bastard, this aint the bleeding boozer you know

You got your Inlaws playing in the garden, I didn't expect to find you having it off in the living room, did I

We were not having it off

What you want anyway

We gotta do him Bexy, tonight

You can't let people treat you like shit

Alright Trig mate, calm down

Well look at it

I've been looking at it, I've seen it mate

That is well out of order

Trigger, Trigger, look at me son, look at me

Do I look concerned

No you don't, you should

Its all in hand mate

now cool out guy y'know

heart attack time

Well ta-ta then

A cup of tea would of been nice

Give my love to your mum

Have you brought his nappy with you

Nah we can't get them, the Buccaneers must of used them all up

Piss off

Shut up, shut your mouth

Listen, we aint been in Europe for three years, right In two weeks time there's going to be half of Europe waiting in Germany for us

So

Oh no reason Oboe you leery prat

Is, Is there anyone in

Look I know they don't cover It in the Beano, so I'll tell you what's been happening

I've seen it

There's over 4,000 Dutch booked in for Germany for a start

4.000 Oboe you micro moron

This is not a bunch of tulip growers on a day trip to the Munich beer festival

These geezers are coming tooled up, and 12 car workers from Birmingham with their brains in their right hand aint gonna do nothing

If we sell them a British car the poor bastards will be stranded there for life

Listen, listen

If we don't stick together they're going to have us on our toes before we even get off the Harwich Ferry

Sounds like your'e running scared already Bexy boy

That's funny

Dumb animals aren't supposed to speak, are they

Animal I might be, dumb I ain't

Did you win this morning

I always win Yeti, you should know that by now

Thats funny, it didn't look like it to me

It looked like we walked into your back yard and tinted your windscreen and nobody lifted a finger

What are you two slags going on about

Our friend from the Bucaneers here thinks that driving a car across a football pitch at 50 mph means he's had a result

Shows imagination though, don't it

Yeah well I suppose it would to you Yeti

I mean when you've got the intellectual capacity of a lump of jelly I should think anything shows imagination, don't you

Are you two slags going to bitch all night, 'cause we got a train to catch, ok

Now are you going to tell us about this mega plan of yours or what

It's simple Oboe, even you and Snow White might get the drift

If we don't stick together they're going to trample all over us

Told you, he's running scared

Am I wasting my time here or what

Look, I'm recruiting for a national firm, do you want in or what

and don't tell me, you want to be top girl

There you are Oboe, I told you it was simple enough for you to grasp, who's a clever little girl then

Oh you make me sick you cockneys, always think you've got the right to run things

Nah nah nah, you couldn't run a piss up in a brewery

You're a joke, I'm off

Oh what's a matter love, getting too late for you is it

Here Nunk, ring room service and get Oboe his warm milk, it's well past his bedtime

I aint following a bunch of thumb suckers

You want to run a national firm friend you put your arse in gear behind us, right

Oh what with your track record you'd need an A to Z to find a bog

Well at least I wont be on it all night shitting meself

Listen this is a fact right, past 2 seasons right, we have rumbled everyone in here

Bollocks , bollocks

Have a look at this Cliffy, we got pigs flying over here

Hold up, alright, look, ten of you, ten of us

You take us out with just the top boys about an then you can take us on tour sunshine

Ditto

Dildo mate, the word is dildo, you are a pair of dildos

Listen friend, if we want to go tulip picking we'll go with me as top boy

and if you want to stop us, then you'll have to come and rumble us

Alright

Alright

and when you two shirt lifters are finished

Well it can come down to us

I'll leave you with the I.C.C. motto

We come in peace, we leave you in pieces

Bollocks

Do you want your spanking now

You, Oboe

Tuesday

You

Blondie

Saturday

Look over your shoulders girls

Pieces, pieces, pieces

I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C.

Oh ta-ra mate, here, say hello to Gus for me

He owes me a fiver

Is that you Clive

Well I hope so, otherwise your'e being burgled

Do you want a cup of tea love

Yeah lovely

Is there any hot water Mum

Yeah

Clive, Sue rang earlier, she wants to know what time you'll be home

Eh about half eight

Alright then

Yeti

Oboe

You on for tommorrow night then?

Oh its a bit short notice isn't it

You'd of found out last night if you'd of turned up

Well I'm very sorry Mr Bissell

But if it comes to a choice between having a drink with a load of hooligans and getting my end away, you come a very poor second chief

Which reminds me, don't forget I was supposed to be with you, right

Oh yeah, how did you get on

Well when I got her out the Light I changed my mind

Ho ho, thats an original way of saying you didn't get anywhere

She was a dog

I'm telling you Bex every woman has the right to be ugly, but this one just abused the priviledge

Yeah well never mind my son

Listen I just might accidentally let my tongue slip if you don't get up a posse for tommorrow night

Yeah alright, I'm in, I'm in

Look I'll take the new motor, right

Yeah 4.30 there

What

Well its an element of surprise isn't it

Ah its alright for you isn't it

You can just pretend you're selling an Arab a garage for fifty grand, I get missed if i do a bunk

Whats a matter with you

Latimer, twelve o'clock, Hythe

Yeah bollocks, trouble Simon, I gotta go, see ya there, 4.30 on the dot

We must distinguish I think between the bovver boy, yobbo type hooligans, so representative of the 1970s

and todays more sophisticated, more disciplined hooligans

Most of them have jobs, infact some of them have quite skilled jobs

and quite a comfortable lifestyle

Basically I see it as a kind of search for meaning

An attempt to validate their lives, give it significance

Why don't he just tell them we like hitting people

wank wank wank he's a tosser

Oi, you'll wake the baby up

Sorry Sue, it was Nunky

No it was all of us

Can you turn that down a bit please

Yeah its finished anyway, a load of crap

What's happening tommorrow then?

Well you can get yourself over to Simes for about midday, you can go in the car

Oh why can't I come on the train Bex

Because, you are an under 5 and you're not allowed to play on the chuff-chuff

and anyway, you always turn up with no money and muggins here ends up paying for you, that's why

So, you've got to pay for the best boss

Besides, you make the first class carriages look a mess son

How can a man who wears rejects from an oxfam shop have a go at him

Leave it Trigger

Ok, you can come with us, but no jeans, bring your sweets and don't forget your pocket money

Yo!

Is she coming?

Yeah, sure thing boss

No come on Bexy, no Passengers eh

We're taking you aren't we

Piss off

Stunned to the core with another witty reply

You can piss off in all Nunk

Two in a row, how d'you think them up Trig

Oi give it a rest will you, you'll only wake the kid

He'll have it on his toes Bexy, I'm telling you

So you want to go to Europe do you Dominic?

Yeah

Yeah, if I can raise the cash

Oh isn't that sweet

You'll have to get bloodied first

You ever been tatooed?

No

Virgin eh?

What you looking at?

I can see you

It's alright

We gotta give him the mark, haven't we son

Dominic, I would like you to meet, a very old freind of mine and yours

Put your hands together for

Stanley

Nah, you aint gonna do it with that are you?

Well now, we all had to son

Bet you're glad you brought your brown trousers, int you Dominic

Jesus

He won't help ya

Come one, come on up you get

Get a hold of that

Well go on then

Its poisonous that is

If that gets into your bloodstream you could be dead in the morning

Yeah, you lot are still walking aren't you

You plonker

What a wally

What a muppet

You little plonker

Will you shut up

Yeah

and the Duchess of York outshone them all, with an outfit that was easier to admire than to describe

and even to seasoned Royal watchers this was a special occassion

it was the hottest ticket in tinsel town.......

Alright?

Oh there's nothing wrong with us

Is something wrong with him?

Yeah he's still teething isn't he

Oh, are you still teething little darling?

That'll be teeth thats biting on Mummys nipple eggs

Well ive got to have a reserve haven't I ? I mean you're never here to do it

Oh dear, Mummy's being sarcastic again, shall we be witty back? Eh shall we tell her to piss off?

Bex, don't

Shall we tell her piss off?

Lets tell Mumsy to piss off, go on Piss off

Oh Bex, see, oh don't, he's starting to say it now

Anyway I'm glad your pissing off tonight, at least I'll get a bit of peice and quiet that way

What was all the cold shoulder bit for then? Piss off

Don't, don't tell him what Daddy does

and it ain't good for you to get you in my hair all the time, is it

It wouldn't have to be a bleeding miracle

You must think I'm stupid or something

Well if you want the truth or the diplomatic answer

You ain't playing tonight

I never said I was, thats my cheek yeah, I'm screwing Jacinta again

Well I told you

She can't get enough of me, 12 inch willy, working class, some little yuppies dream come true, eh isn't it darling

Well it's a shame I aint a yuppie then isn't it

You're my bit of rough change, aint you

Don't stay out all night will you Nah it's just a quick in an out job this

Oh well whoever she is tell her she's got my sympathys

Oh very funny, Your Mums funny, your Mums funny sunny "innit", give Mum a kiss, goodbye

Give us a kiss, Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you doesn't he

Say Daddy, say Daddy, Daddy

Right I'll see ya Don't be late

Look look look look, yeah cunt, yeah look at his face

You forgot to kiss her goodbye Beef Shut up

Here what's all this, what's all what, this, Beefys Mum's a slapper, Beefys Mum's a slapper, Beefys Mum's a slapper, lalalala

Belt up and shut up

Hornchurch boys we are here, we rape your women and we drink your beer, la la la la lalalalala Hornchurch boys are big and strong

Alright mate

Yeah can I have 3 adults and 1 child to Birmingham Yew Street please

That's first class

That's 178 pounds and 50 pence please Sir That'll do nicely thank you

Oh hang about, here's Adolph

Triggsy boy

Yo Alright

I'm off to get a paper, see ya later

I see you brought your boyfreind then Aitchey poo, eh

Well I dont like to leave him at home, he pines for me and scratches the door, know what I mean Triggsy

He's gonna piss off as soon as the ruck starts, y'know that don't ya

Look Triggsy, if it's good enough for you it's good enough for him

You little bastard, I'll have you, I'll have you

Yusef, over here, oi Yusey boy, come on then, come on mate get over here

Come on son, come on boy, come on mate, get down here, over here, what's he got on his head, cor blimey, gogogo, oh what a hero

Where've you been Well I had to go to school "innit", well I didn't want to get into trouble did I

You got your homework with you son

What's this

Celtic...What have we got to do with Scotland son

It's P.M.T.

Well what's that Pre match tension

A cup of tea Got to make this one a quickie lads

It's funny you should say that, yeah go on Beef

It's love

Wankers

Buccaneers

My car

Here it's just up here, We there yet Bex

Yeah we're bang on for Simon alright Where's Simon then mate

How many was there then mate There was 2.............4

Come on Simon, where are you mate

Oboe

Go

It needs stitches does this Bex

Nice of Simon to turn up, wasn't it, eh

He must of got held up

In the traffic I'll hold him up when I see him

Maybe he got a puncture

or something

You want to get that sorted out Yusef, now

Come on Dom

Come on Dom or we'll all get nicked

Come on your own did you

You didn't by any chance come on a train from London did you

Ah hitchhiked yeah

One nil to me

and your name is

Micheal Jackson

You need some more plastic surgery Micheal

Oboe

Bexy, Bexy

Grab his arm

An the other one Give us it

Come on lets go, go

Yeah cheers mate

Hello, yeah can I speak to the poof with the blonde hair

Bexy boy

So what's this then, you got a partime job as an alarm call or something

Yeah, yeah you could say that

You still got your curlers in love

Here, you spoke to your boy in the BMW lately

No, not yet, why

Nah of course he probably aint..... We had a little meet with him, didn't we, on the motorway

We fixed his motor for him, They don't half burn well them German jobs, don't they

It's getting to be a bit of a speciality with you isn't it

Smashing up cars Is that what you're planning to do in Europe

I bet there aint a BMW IN Germany that aint parked on a kerbside shitting itself already Yeti

Well at least you've finally clocked on its me that's going and not you

Listen my son, the only place you're going is the mortuary, 'cause you aint got the bottle to have it with me

I know you're well gutted Bexy 'cause you're giving it the cool one

You'll be the gutted one on Saturday, I'm gonna fillet you, you got that

You want to look over your shoulder boy

'cause I am going to engrave my name all over your arse boss

I didn't think you knew how to get down here, aint had the bottle to come before have you

Do you want directions No I`ll just stick my head out the window and follow my nose

I'll see you Saturday

Shit, come here, give it to Daddy, give it to Daddy

Sue Sue Sue

Right hospital, hospital, come on

Oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ

I'm sorry babes, look I was on the phone

You're too fucking late Bexy

My Baby

Will you stop

Yeah yeah, I told you

When

I need the buzz

Go and buy a bloody bee hive then

That's almost funny

I've got to have him

You know that

You saw what he did to the motor

What's a matter with her

I'm not exactly flavour of the month at the moment

Yeah well the feelings not entirely alien to me Sime babe

Yeah why's that

Little Sammy, he's cut his mouth on my stanley

He alright

Oh yeah fine, loves the attention

Scared the shit out of me though

It's a mess isn't it

You had anyone look at it

No not yet, I've got to do some work on it before I get the Insurers in

Why, what you going to do

I don't know really, Billy reckons he can make it look like an electrical fault and going to burn the engine out at the weekend

What for

Make it look like an electrical fault

Well I can't just say the inside caught fire, can I, not with the engine pounded to bits

Yeah well it's vandalism isn't it

You're covered

Yeah probably

I'm going to make sure it's a complete right off

I fancy a new one

Well keep Saturday free, we'll go right after Yeti

Nah

Come on don't get depressed, that's what he wants isn't it

I dont give a toss what some thumb sucker south of the border thinks of me Bex it's getting ridiculous this is boss

Yeah, I know, so we're going to put him out of the frame aren't we

Yeah well you can do it without me

Ok

Well I did Oboe for Yusef

I might as well do the Yeti for you

Don't do nothing for me Bex, Just let it drop

What's the rush, he'll still be around next week

No he won't

Yeah alright I bottled it, so what, look if I'm going to have a ruck with someone it's because someone wants to fight me, right, simple as that

Oh what and the Yeti don't want to

No not really no

He has it on his toes all the time doesn't he, gets his kicks smahing up property, right

Sniper stuff that Bex, your car,my car

I ain't interested mate, kids stuff

Crap

I don't know why you're so keen, one more little trip down the Bailey and the next time you'll see that kid of yours you'll be a grandfather

Alright Wes mate, is Yusef in

Piss off Bissell

Oi don't get heavy with me Wesley, I'd hate to annihilate you in the comfort of your own home

Oi

Yo

Does it hurt

Happy

I'm delirious Wes, what's with you

Oh nothing man, it's really good seeing your little brother sliced up

Yeah, you want to see the other geezer

I couldn't give a shit about the other geezer

You're getting on my nerves Wesley

Oi

I don't ask him to come, right, he knows what's going down

But you stood your ground though didn't you son

Yeah me and Snowy put him out of the frame for you Ok

Oh ethnic bonding ritual, right on brother

He would be smiling right now, only it would split his cheeks open, know what I mean

Doing the Yeti Saturday

I'll come

Don't be stupid, you talk to much

Anyway, get yourself fit for Europe boss

Piss off Bex

Do you ever get the feeling you're not wanted

Take care champ

Wes mate, how can I put this

I can't

You're out of your league son

Take care Sef

The mans an animal

We've had enough of him What do you mean

Well it's no buzz is it chasing someone who has it on there toes all the time, that's fox hunting that is isn't it

I don't know what you'r talking about son

Yeah well you never saw the state of the motor did you

Oh so the big brave Hornchurch boys are bottling it are they

No I never said that, it's just pissing us off that's all

Well that's what it looks like from where I'm standing squire

Bex are we still going to sort the Yeti if Simon, Beef and that lot don't want to have him

Well someones got to fly the flag haven't they

Yeah well Beef don't seem to think so

It's all in hand Aitch

Bit of a loser all round aren't you Beef

Oh if you say so Nunky

Well I'm of to the bogs, see if I'm still man enough to have a piss

Do you want to buy my magnifying glass

No it's alright darling, I'll get someone else to help me look, it'll be more funny

Bagsy me

What's a matter with you, someone been screwing your wife again

Well someone has to

You're getting up everyones nose tonight aren't you

What're you talking about

What're you doing here anyway

Y'know if you want to bottle it Beef thats ok with me, but don't come down here and try and take the rest of the crew with you

Oh come on Bex I wouldn't do that,I was just passing

Yeah well pass off then

Confucius say, man who bottles out gets bottling, know what I mean

It's just talk Bex, I'll be there

No you won't, I'm dropping you

Take the weekend off, go fishing or something

Aahh, I don't understand, what you getting so heavy about

You're scaring up the snipers, and I need my trojan horse for Saturday

I can do with out that

and I can do without you

I didn't know

You're giving me the right raving hump my son

I make a bad enemy Beef

Avoid me

Oi feast your eyes on this, this is Mandy

Are you Clive Bissell

Yeah why

Right

Bexy mate, you've pulled there, you've had it there mate

It's your birthday isn't it

No, why

Look, do you want to hear this or not

Go on then

Shut up Nunk What is it with you

Oh

Trig

Your brains will drip like spaghetti off the end of a Bucko machete, if you're south of the border you're well out of order and you'll die at the hands of the Yeti

Oi wait a minute, wait a minute

That is well out of order right, well out of order

Well out of order Trig, take it easy

Come on, well what're we going to do about it, it's well out of order

Will I do me belly dance now

You what

Lets get something straight, when that kid is in this house he's safe, right

What're you talking about he is safe

Oh yeah yeah, most folks leave stanley knives lying around the house don't they

What're you talking about

I've had enough of your big boys games Bex Yeah yeah

Don't turn your back on me

I aint turning me back I'm getting a drink aren't I, I aint exactly fucking running away, I'm going to hear your nagging voice wherever I fucking go

Yeah too right

Look it is late, you're tired, etc etc etc

I have said I am sorry, y'know I am sorry, I am more sorry than you know

I've to put up with all this emotional crap, I don't see why

He's alright and I told you it won't happen again

He could of swallowed it, he could of poked his eye out Yeah but he never

You fucking nutter, I do not want you to carry a blade in this house, right

This is a normal house with normal people

I don't want to live with a 30 year old boot boy, you're a fucking joke

I don't see anyone laughing at me

No no you don't no they won't laugh at you, well not to your face anyway

But they laugh at me darling for putting up with you

You don't see it, but what I want to know is what's so bad about being normal eh, what's wrong with being bloody normal

I told you, I need the buzz

Well buy a bloody bee-hive then

That's almost funny that is

Oh look don't follow me about, it's like showing a punter around an house

Well stop keep walking away from me then

Right, I want you to stop and I mean it this time

I told you I will When

When you stop Stop what

When it's my corpse on the floor

You're a fucking animal, do you know that

Who me Yeah pathetic

Well I told you I have just got to have him

Right if you want to carry on like a kid you can go back to your Mothers, go on piss off

I want to live with a grown up Bex not a 30 year old hooligan

Don't give the ultimatum

I just have, you go chasing that leery git you don't stay here

Suits me

Oh, oh yeah yeah that's right, yeah go on back to your Mummys, go on, kid

Do you want to see me across the road

That's it girl, go on kick the door down, give me something to do at the weekend

Bex

What's a matter love, feeling lonely already

Shit

Oi

Hold on

Alright I'm coming

Come on hurry up

What the hell are you doing here

I've got a couple of punters with me, show them around the house

What's going on

Ain't Mum told you, you're selling up

He only looked

You staying the night

Yeah how much do you charge

Well you always did treat the place like a hotel

Your night-porters uniform could do with letting out

I'll put the kettle on

Come on then darling, open your handbag

Christmas

Well I think you're bleeding pathetic

Pater you're just the ph-ph-ph-photographer ok

In my day we would of rushed up the Old Kent road and kicked the shite out of them

All this shows is that none of you have got any bottle if you ask me

Well no one did

This is a precision raid, right

Right Yeah right

It's like cutting out a cancer

You should of done him Sunday

I said that Bill

Don't take no shit, sort them out straight away, I learned that in the army

You ever, you ever get that sort of feeling where you think you've heard something before

Shut it will you Yeah dejavu mate yeah

Nah don't use that language in front of the snipers

What's a matter with you, are you brain dead or something

Nah, I left mine at home didn't I, it seemed like the best thing to do

Here don't worry about Dominic girls, its nerves

This time next week my son you're going to be a local hero

A living leg end

When you walk into the pub they're going to point at you and say "Look there goes Dominic, the man who led the Inter City Crew raid on the Buccaneers, he's going to fly the flag in Europe"

Well either that or you'll be dead it's difficult to say really

Anyway lets cut the bollocks

Are we going to have this team photo or what

Right everyone hold something

Oh God not another orgy mate

Don't muck about Snowy

Alright

But I'll give you a good run mate

Right lets be having you

Oi take it easy with that Trig

Come on hurry up hurry up

Don't be so lippy

Get it right Alright, alright

Give it some, go on give it some

All look vicious

Come on Bill, come on Bill

You're pathetic

Come on Bill, come on hurry up, alright here we go here we go

All for one and one for all

We'll break your legs

Great mate that will come out a treat, come out a treat mate

I don't know what we're getting so excited about, you forgot the flash

Why so unhappy girls

Look it ain't bottling Bex it's it's just

It's just bloody stupid that's all

I mean it was daft enough 11 of us going to Birmingham right, and now there's only 6

It's just suicide Bex

So I'm daft now am I

No look he didn't mean it like that Bex Well it sounded like it to me

Bex

I thought you told me this man was well hard, eh

Yeah Bex he is, he is

Except I've got this aversion to getting myself killed yeah

'mon, come on

Lets have you

Come on lets have it

You don't talk like that to me, see

'cause you ain't earned the right

I'm going to give you a little lecture now Dominic

Do you know what Sociology is

Eh I do, I've got an A-level in it, clever git aren't I

Sociology is the study of social problems

Now you, you got a big social problem boss

Come on Bex, we're on your side

Well you've got a funny way of showing it ain't you

You see Dom, Simon and Beef can run away, they live ten miles out

Y'know they can hide if they want to, but you

This is your Manor, you've got to walk up and down the street every fucking night

and you're going to see me everywhere

and I don't like seeing people who let me down 'cause it makes me mad

So you're in

Both of you

Right up the pointed end

That's peer group pressure that is

It's a real bastard

Alright, you alright

Right lads back in the toybox, come on

You alright son

Yeah mate

Y'know he was right, you should of used the flash

Dad do us a favour, get the hoover out

I'll put the kettle on as well if you like

2 sugars

There we are

Off to work we go, eh Bexy

Hi ho

Who is it Police love, can you open up

What, you got a pass or something We've got a warrent, can you open up please

What for

Does Clive Bissell live here

Yeah why

We've got a warrent to search the premises, and we would like to ask him a few questions, that's all

Any chance of coming in

Hey hold on a minute there's a baby up there

Are you Mrs Bissell

yeah

Better get your hubby up love, my freind can be a bit rude

My hubby is well gone, love

What

Watch my lips

He is not here

You, out

Anything Nothing

Station Nothing there either

Got to be inside then isn't it

What, is he off his head or what

I told you Bexys bottled it

Are you sure

On my life, he ain't here

I told you he would boss

Right

Lets do it

Where is he He's nowhere near, he's bottled it

What's Bexy done

He's bottled it

What has he done

He's bottled it

I can't hear you

He's bottled it

Bottled it, Yeti he's bottled it

Yeti Yeti Yeti

Come on then, all of you

Bexy

Oh come on

Oh bloody hell not you lot again

We're going to Europe to do the Europeans, is that plain enough for you, alright

All of them, all of them

All of them

Hold up, hold up

For me, for me I'm going for Bexy 'cause he was top boy,right

Yeah that's right

He didn't die in vain, because we will come together

Right the Buccaneers, the I.C.C. y'know we're all here

Hornchurch, don't forget the Hornchurch

We're all here

and we're all going to Germany, we're all going

Well it's dog eat dog isn't it, it's dog eat dog

Well y'know, one man steps on my toe, I step on his, y'know what I'm saying

Hold on hold on, it says in the Bible, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth

Well that's what we're going to do

So in a way we're all Christians

Yeaaaah

He was visionary and he wanted a national Firm

He had brains

Yeah, and you had to come in on it 'cause it was visionary

He sorted it, for all of us Yeah,the man was special

Bexys Firm But he lives on, Bexy lives on

Bexy lives for all of us

He's not dead, you can't say he's dead. We're carrying him, how can he be dead, because it's about belonging

It's about belonging, it's about belonging and we all feel like we belong, y'know because of him, you can't say he's dead, we still belong.......BEXY BEXY

No, listen, it's unfortunate I got this, but it's a buzz, we love doing it

and we'll do it, an we'll do it anywhere, we'll go to Europe an do it or we'll do it in this country and they're not going to stop us

Oi oi oi listen i'll tell you something mate, shut up right

I tell you something, if they stop it at football, stop the rucks at football, we go boxing, we go snooker, we go darts

Look at that, look at that, that's football

What does that prove

What do you mean it proves, it proves I stood, it proves I stood It proves he's a hardman

See that, that's what it's all about mate, that's what it's all about

England England England

But we won 2 world wars..........

Here we go, here we go, here we go