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Son of the Sun
Geron Geda You come in
Where is Gesey?
metropolitan
You two don't have to worry, although my nirvana period has come
But it's also the time for my rebirth to come
After I pass away, I will be reincarnated as a living Buddha and come to the world again
The end of the world is the time when my Buddha saves the world
Since ancient times, gods and demons are only one line between good and evil
A thought of the difference will sink into the boundless sea of suffering
metropolitan
The people of the end of the world come to the end
It is the world's obsessed with money and power
Forget the true truth
Once the mind cannot find the true path, it will be able to take advantage of the demon.
And become a devil
Now is the grand period of the magical path every hundred years
You and I will be in trouble. This is God's will.
Master, what should we do?
Innocence, righteousness cannot be revealed
No good and evil cannot do it
Gelan, the sky has rules, the earth has rules
Everything follows the destiny of heaven
Sariya
Gessi What are you doing?
Don't chase
Oh no, no, go and chase the game
Geron injured Geshe and killed Geda
He also stolen relics
Go after him quickly... Go after him quickly
master
Alas, the last time I asked you
Do you really want to work hard with me in Hong Kong?
Yes, I've decided
The whole village said that they wanted to go to Hong Kong to make money
They all said I had no future and no ambitions
Even my mother said that there is no difference between raising me and raising a cow
Alas, there are...
This... Alas... I'll just ask you one sentence
You've said so much
As soon as you arrive in Hong Kong, you will call Uncle Qi.
He will come to pick us up
Whether we can do big things this time depends on him
Wow, it's amazing...
Alas, have you listened to me?
Ah Hu I saw someone flying into the train station
- Alas, are you Chinese? - yes
Oh, what's so strange about it
What can't Chinese do
There was a Chang'e who flew to the moon and has not come back yet
Anyway, what if we are separated
Let's go to my cousin and meet up with Wan Mei'e
Never go anywhere else. Do you know?
Wow, this time it's even better. A few people fly together
Where is it
If you want to play tricks on me again, you will be beaten to search for your teeth all over the floor
Now my cousin's address, leave
Alas, why are you still standing there? Not crawling quickly?
I'm Chinese too, no reason not to do it
Hurry up
Oh, what do you want to do? Want to fall to death?
Please hide in the truck first
I'll go find another brother
Wait for you to settle the accounts
My deadline is up tonight
Can't escort you back to the temple by your side
This invisible talisman is only vaguely if you recite it three times
- No one sees you -Why do they catch us?
They are not trying to capture us, they are trying to kill you
Why kill me?
You won't understand no matter how I say it now
Anyway, listen to me and never let them catch you
Oh no, they are chasing me. Recite the invisibility curse
What is the invisibility curse
Just a vague thought
Oh, vaguely...
Eye-covering method
Chase
I'll see where you run
It's a disastrous idea.
stop
Geon It's hard to fly if you have wings tonight
Hand over the little living Buddha
There is no little living Buddha you mentioned at all
He's just an ordinary orphan
I don't want you to kill innocent people indiscriminately
You're still here to argue
If he wasn't a little living Buddha
Would you be willing to take care of him in that orphanage in Hong Kong for so many years?
Since you know everything
You should also know that I will never hand over the little living Buddha.
OK, then we'll send you to the West
Little Sect Master Little Sect Master...
Uncle Ge Where are you
I'm talking to you now using psychics
I'm leaving the world
You have to rely on yourself for the time being
Go back to Hong Kong and find a safe place to hide
Don't let those lamas find you
I will find a messenger to pick you up as soon as possible
Uncle Ge…
Don't be afraid, it's me
Who are you?
Ah, you don't know me
My name is Xiaoji Where are you?
What does it have to do with you?
You can't say that, look at us taking the same bus
But you are even better. You have the courage to smuggle at such a young age.
I'm 28 years old this year and I dare to smuggle with people to work hard
I can hear you don't come over
Although I'm going to make a fortune, I'm a good person
I know
ah? How do you know?
Uncle Ge told me
People who say they are good people are all flesh
Looks stupid
And like to talk to people very close
ah? Why do you mean that person is so similar to my dad
That's how my dad is
Then you're very much like your dad,
well? Is this interesting?
There is no previous sentence
I still don’t understand, don’t you want to smuggle in the world?
I'm being hunted
ah? What did you say? Being chased?
Who is so bloodless? Even the kids are killed? Let's see
They're chasing
Don't be afraid, I'll help you settle them
So damn it even kills a child
Recently, many people have smuggled in and have to check it out carefully
I know
Oh no, it's the railway police. Find a place to hide
It's useless for you to hide there. Hiding behind me.
What did you say? Hiding behind you? How to hide?
My big stupid elephant is hiding behind you, the mouse? no…
Believe me Come here quickly and hide behind you...
All right…
Invisibility Technique Hidden…
No one is here to ship
OK, just leave if you have nothing to do
They really can't see it? marvelous…
No wonder Ah Hu said there is nothing Chinese people can't do
Buddha is the position of Buddha
True nature is inaction
Farr is incredible
Nirvana name of Nirvana
Banjo
Master, you...
This is God's will, you don't have to be sad for me
Master, why did you refuse to let me go to Hong Kong with you?
There must be a cause
Little Living Buddha is in danger now
Your responsibility is to arrive in Hong Kong as soon as possible
Escort him back to the temple
The ceremony of initiation
Yes, Master, I understand
But you have to be careful of Gessie
He is now using the holy relics and relics to practice magic in seclusion
You must find the Little Living Buddha before he comes out of seclusion
I got it
Geshe has told you not to leave here, otherwise you will be killed.
I hope the Bodhisattva bless me to find the Little Living Buddha as soon as possible
The Sect Master said
Report to the Sect Master, there is news and returns
Ge Nong is dead, the whereabouts of the little living Buddha are unknown
What did you say? The whereabouts are unknown?
Also, Banjo has left the temple privately
- Go and notify those four restaurants to rush to Hong Kong, hurry up - yes
As you say, you are an orphan
You are in Hong Kong and have no relatives or relatives
Then who are you looking for
I don't know
Anyway, you saved me once, please follow me
Follow you to eat other people's oranges?
Do you know that eating other people's things will be retribution
I can't tell you're so tutored
Then you don’t have a tutor?
Oh, why haven't Ah Hu been there for so long
Am I here now
Oh, Ah Hu, we just mentioned you
OK, don't say it again
Arrive in Hong Kong and prepare to jump
It's time for us to jump so quickly
What to do now?
Uncle Qi was arrested by the police and I don't know where he is
Ah, we can ask those two policemen
Ask him where Uncle Seven is
Yes
No, we are smugglers and can't see the police
Yes, I'm also a smuggler
Alas, don't be afraid that I have an invisibility talisman, wouldn't it be enough to hide behind me?
Oh, yes, I almost forgot
Invisibility Talisman Invisible Hidden Hidden...
You two big turtles can't see me
I'm a smuggler, so I'll catch me if I have the ability.
- A stupid policeman, stupid policeman - What are you doing, man
You can't see me Can't see
Oh, man, I'll ask what you're doing
ah? Can you see me?
You're so big, hiding behind the little kid's butt
How could it not be seen
Why do you see me? I've recited the invisibility mantra
- Have you had enough fun? Please take out your ID card - ID card
I'm so young, but I don't have an ID card
Yes, how can a child have an ID card
- I'm not asking him, I'm asking you - I…?
I don't have to hide behind me if I have an ID card
Don't run, chase it
You're in trouble
You'll definitely get retribution when you hit the police just now
You said If you hadn't said there was any invisibility technique, I would have slipped away long ago
I won't check it out either
- The invisibility talisman is lost - Who knows whether you are true or not
-Oh, you come down first, come down first - What's wrong with you?
I don't know why my stomach hurts suddenly
You must have hit the police just now. Retribution is coming
It's all your fault for being a crow's mouth. You've been told that
Take me to find her
- The address you mentioned should be here - Yes
Hello, what's Ah Hu's cousin's name?
Called Wan Mei'e
It's here
Alas, is anyone there
- Hey, what's wrong with you? Be patient - Can't help but pull it out soon
Alas, sorry, sorry
I want to find Wan Mei'e who lives here
- She's dead - ah? Dead? No, right?
—I would like to ask, Wan Mei'e who lives next door? She has been dead for nine years
- Hey, can I lend your toilet? - Once removed
Demolition, too? It's so outrageous
This must be pulled on your pants
There is nothing Chinese people can't do
Why not ask him
Master... May I ask
How can I find Wan Mei'e who lives here?
Oh, just go to the kindergarten next door to find her
She's doing things there
- Uh…Who are you her? - relative
What? relative? That bitch lied to me again
She said she was the only one who broke her relatives.
I borrowed 30,000 yuan from me and rented a spiritual seat in the Buddhist temple.
It turns out they are all fake. Oh, it's impossible for a person like her to die.
Ouch What to do? I can't hold it in anymore
Oh, you're waiting here, I'll go to kindergarten to find her
Dear children, can you tell me what word this is?
Jenny Nine
That’s right, what’s the word after nine?
Tony Ten
Very good What after ten?
eleven
wrong
It's J
How many times have I told you
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten
Then J Q K
Why can't you remember it all the time?
Forget it, forget it
I don't understand that you don't like children, why do you have to be a teacher?
I don't like kids, I hate kids very much
If it weren't for this job, the salary was good and the holidays were good
If I can give me time to gamble, I'll never want to do it
OK OK Dear kids
- Can we play games now? - good
Who is sitting and swearing?
I'll open...
It's okay to have one foot inside the circle, but the other one outside the circle doesn't count
This cannot be considered double I win
What are you doing?
Why are you outside with one foot
One foot inside? Are you sitting and urinating?
I will also urinate while sitting on the stool
I'm willing to accept the loss
- teacher - what?
I'm going to have a bowel movement
I'm making me lose money. Do you dare to shit?
Don't go. Humph, if you want to pull it, just pull it here for me
- Who hit me? - Not me...
It's me
Do you know shame?
He is so old and he still uses children to gamble money
If you lose money, you will vent your anger on the children. You will be retribution
Oh, who is that guy, you guy?
Are you a student of this school
Don't worry about who I am, I'll let you apologize to them first
Otherwise, I'll tell the principal to fire you
Oh, you dare to threaten me
I think you're itchy
- Your mother must rarely hit you - Your mother rarely hits you
Uneducated
You bastard
Don't run
come on…
Kill you...
Don't run away, brat
This is a laboratories, very complete equipment, but need to be repaired
I need to buy some new educational supplies...
- Teacher Wan, Teacher Wan - Don't call again
- What's going on? - How do you teach students like this?
Teacher Wan, you...
That's it
I'm just demonstrating and explaining
The original way of life of our human ancestors
To be realistic, I...
But you seem to have less fire, right?
I understand now Principal, what you said just now
Why do schools require money to repair and buy educational supplies
I want to go back and think about your budget
Alas everyone...
She is the only one in our school
- I'm ready to fire her - What? Are you going to fire me?
Why not? I've been patient for a long time
You usually like to bet and beat students. I don't care about it.
Now the debt collector is coming to the door
I'm expelling you, I'm doing the way for heaven
Ah no
It's the gods and the real ones
Please
Oh, I won't really fire me
That bastard really got the blame for it
- Also, I have been patient with you for a long time - rush
Xiaoji Xiaoji...
I'm here
- How could you be inside? - Come in first
Oh, why don't you wear pants
Wow, your legs are so ugly
OK, why don't I wear pants
Of course, I can't wear it so I don't wear it.
Why?
I can't hold it in, I can't find the toilet again
So...
oh? You pulled it on your pants
Alas, did you find A'e when you went to kindergarten?
- Didn’t A’e open the door and let you in? - no
ah? It's her
How could she be here?
He is Ah Hu's cousin Ah E
ah? This time it's a big trouble
This little bastard made me dirty
- If I see me next time... - What do you want to do?
I'm going to let him die miserably, Huh?
You're dead, little bastard
Don't do it randomly
Aji... I'll kill
Are you okay?
Who are you? How could it be at my house?
I am your cousin Ah Hu’s friend
You don't have to say it
He has caused me enough trouble in his life
Please get out of here immediately
No, Ah Hu asked me to wait for him
So what if he asked you to come
You can go into someone's house at will
Stop someone casually...
ah? You are still wearing my pajamas, why don’t you even wear my underwear?
I've worn it
Don't worry, I'll wash it for you
No need to wash it, just treat it as I'll give it to you
Why? How did you come in?
I don't dare to watch it
that's all
Please put it back first
It's simple
You two disappeared in front of me immediately
- -I'll see we'll leave - No, I'm going to wait for Ah Hu here
What? This house is mine, not yours
One of you wears my underwear and even removes my window
One of them caused me to be fired. Still want to stay now?
You go eat shit
Oh, why are you so unhygienic?
Eat shit?
If I eat, would you like to take me in?
Even if you eat shit, I will never take you in
I don't recognize my relatives now
Listen to me, I'm very capable
I can do anything with strength, and I wake up when I sleep
You can be your guard. Raising me is better than raising a dog
I can't stand it the most capable person
So even raising a dog requires a most useless dog
Where is my dog? Gi Gi
Did you eat my Gi Gi?
No, how could I eat it
Why can't you even eat shit? Why can't you eat it?
Where is my dog?
That's it, I've put it in the dog house
Dog house? Where did I get the dog house?
That dog house
Gi Gi
Ouch Gi Gi, are you okay?
That's a microwave. You two are really too much
Get out of here or I'll call the police
Don't call the police, okay?
Why do you say that everyone is Chinese to help
The traditional virtue of the Chinese is
If you don't help me, you will fall into trouble, and you will be pushed by others.
If I take you in, it would be against it
What are the traditional virtues of China for thousands of years? snort
Please, stinky girls have been looking for you for a long time
Ouch, open the door quickly
Oops No, no
let's go?
Oops are over
If you have something to do, we'll leave first
what to do…
There is a way
Say it slowly if you have something to do, please sit.
Sit over Sit over
What's this
Didn't you say you are my cousin's brother?
Now I'm in trouble. I want to ask you for a little help
Open the door...
Hongmen has no size and entry-level
If you want to collect money, come in and stand in a row
Remember to close the door if you come in the last one
Hehe, I want to fool me again this time I won't be fooled again
Bleeding from seven holes?
You're here to collect debts again
Get up quickly and don't pretend to be dead
I smuggled over to collect this money
Do you give it to it or not?
It turned out to be a big swimboy
You heard him say it might be fake
No, have you seen his pants dripping water all the time
Must have just come here to swim
How can I give it? What do you ask me to give it to?
Even if I have money, I will return it to you I can't give them money, either
This is your business. Return the money to me first.
Don't force me anymore
So what if you force you? Hit me
Try it
Not here
Brother is really not wrong
Wow, why should the acting be so realistic?
Don't just react, fight back quickly
Go back
Go back
I'll tell you to fight back
Standing like a wood, still moving
- I told you to fight back, did you hear it? - Bastard, you beat me
A life happened
- What should I do with my brother? - Once a person dies, he dies. Go away, go away
It's okay
Is she okay?
It's nothing but falling from the second floor
Then why don't you try it yourself
I wouldn't have acted in this scene if I had known you were so good
You didn't ask me to hit someone, you just ask me to hit you
Then I told you to die, are you going to die?
You didn't ask me to go
I'll declare first, although I'll take you two here to live
But what about your activities? It's limited to the kitchen and living room.
As for this room, only I can go in
Open the door
- Then where do we sleep? - Sleeping in the living room
What's your name when you're sleeping in the living room? Sleeping in the living room
It's much better than sleeping on the main road?
But there is another room, why not let us sleep?
oh? That room do you think?
If you can sleep, go in and sleep
- There is a person inside - What? Is there someone?
There are two people now
Mainland boy
You can't eat anything in the kitchen, the refrigerator
You can eat anything other than that
ah? Don’t you provide me with three meals a day?
Do I want me to serve you to kill chickens?
I'm taking you in now, not adopting you.
You have to figure it out, cousin
- Then what should we eat? - Eat yourself
I would like to ask if we can drink water?
Basically OK
But when I leave I will turn off all the switches
- Including gas - ah? Why?
I'm afraid you can sell this water I'm afraid you can't think of gas and kill yourself
You can ask two more questions
- When will you die? - This question will not be answered
- Do you have an asshole for giving birth? - You've asked two questions
It's your turn now
Can I ask him to ask that?
No, you have one question left
- Can I watch TV? - Can
How could there be such a vicious person? Screaming and mean
Only Chinese people have
News Express Two Chinese borrowers this morning
I was found lying on Lidapu Railway Station
Next to a one-kilometer train track
Police found that one of the men had died when they arrived at the scene
ah? Isn’t that Ah Hu?
Another one was seriously injured The man died while he was sent to the hospital
Fortunately, he wasn't dead
- ah? Dead too? - What's going on?
- Who died? - TV news says two smugglers died
Oh, it's really damn. If you don't learn to learn, someone will smuggle
To be honest, did you come here to swim?
I've come by train
Well, that's fine, not the provincial and Hong Kong flag soldier
The little sect leader...
Don't sleep for now
Actually, I'm here for something to notify you
I've sent an envoy here She'll be here in one or two days
But I'm afraid you'll be in danger these two days
So I'll teach you some spells
Let you be self-defense
Tonight I will teach you his mind to understand
What is his mind enlightenment?
His mind is enlightened. It's just about knowing what other people think
After you learn this spell
I'm not afraid that someone wants to harm you
Because you already know what he is thinking
Fun and fun
The key to this mental method is...
- Little kid, why don’t you sleep in the middle of the night? - Watch TV
As long as you watch this person concentrate your willpower
You can hear what that person is thinking
Humph, what kind of show is this?
I found an old man to teach others what they were thinking in the middle of the night
Just look at his unlucky appearance and you know that there is nothing wrong with it
- Alas, who is this extra? -He is Uncle Ge
Why are the people you know so deformed?
The one inside looks very good But they do things that are not done by humans
This one looks like a human
Seven minutes like a ghost
Say something that is not said by others
Also, look at the clothes he wears
Not to mention humans, even ghosts can't wear them
I think he must have come down from the mountain
March 8 Have you finished speaking? Go to bed after saying that
You don't need to meddle in other people's business...
Is it...you are talking to me?
Yes, March 8, have you finished speaking?
Ah, there is a ghost
There are ghosts... Look quickly. There are ghosts.
You wake up, you wake up, don't sleep, there's a ghost
There is a ghost, ghost, wake up, wake up...
Help
There is a ghost
Help
This woman is so annoying
Don't come over...
I'll run
Not running anymore...
There is one more thing I want to tell you
You have a supernatural ability that mortals don't have
As long as you concentrate, this energy will appear
By the way, four lamas have arrived in Hong Kong
You have to be very careful
Call for law
The root of all energy
Inside and outside the three realms, I am the only one who respects
One-centered Tai Chi is
A god of all directions
metropolitan
We haven't caught the Little Living Buddha yet
I already felt that the little child's universe began to grow
You must find him as soon as possible and don't let him grow up
Don't worry, sect leader, we know what to do
Hong Kong people are the most realistic and greedy for money
As long as we are willing to pay
There must be a brave man under heavy rewards
Very good, also pay attention to Banjo She will arrive in Hong Kong soon
Please rest assured, we will settle her as soon as possible
Fool
She is the only one who can take us to find that kid
Yes, sect leader
Listen, I didn't find that kid in one day
She can't die for a day
Be careful in the future
Next time you will not be so lucky to meet me Luo
Who are you talking to?
I told it it's very pitiful
Its dad is dead Its mother left with another sparrow again
I've been wandering outside for a week
And it hasn't eaten for two days
- Is it telling you? - Yes
Gi Gi also said you don't kiss it in the future
Because it says your mouth is so stinky
Hum, are you nervous?
If you can really understand what it says, you will be rich
Who got rich?
I said I'm not allowed to eat my canned food
You said you were not allowed to eat anything in the refrigerator and kitchen
But you didn't say you were not allowed to eat what you had on the wooden rack
- So what is this? - This can? It's dog meat
ah? Dog meat?
Yes, if there is a pig, if there is a beef, if there is a beef,
There is a dog meat
You're so bad, this can is dog food
Not dog meat
- Dog food? - It's the food for feeding dogs
What? Feed it to the dog?
This is delicious. You can eat it.
You two are crazy
One says he can listen to the dog, the other says that the dog food is delicious
Are you human
We are human, but you don't regard us as human
Why am I getting up so early?
I've been fired
If that's the case
Just take the rest of your salary and go bet
What are these
I thought about getting some money here and buy eight taels of gold to show my mighty look back
I didn't expect that there was no food to eat now, only dog food
- Are you talking to me? - yes
Um? No more
Um? besides
Why do you have to be depressed?
You don't have to rely on them.
But I'm alone What can I do if I am not familiar with the place?
But you have hands and feet and are so strong
I'm not afraid of being so young
Are you afraid? Are you a man?
You said it right I'm too timid
I should have the courage
Do it alone
Are these things eaten by humans?
Xiaoji Xiaoji What are you doing with a knife?
Go grab money, thank you for reminding me
I didn't ask you to grab the money
Xiao Ji...
Don't move robbery
Nonsense, put the knife down and go there
I told you not to come, and you are still there
Take out the money quickly
It's okay, just listen to me
say what?
A bad guy wants to learn from someone robbing with a kitchen knife
You want to die
What to see? Let's take a shot and smash your head
Stop playing tricks
Why is he so scared?
What to watch?
Hurry up
Take out the money quickly... Did you hear it?
The universe is infinite, everything is empty
He knows
As soon as the sky eyes opened, he said his heart was very clear
Hurry up Our gun is fake. Don't worry
It turns out that their guns are fake
Don't talk nonsense. I've been a soldier before
I'll know it's true at a glance
It's true, you don't believe me
Little devil still talks
- I know your guns are all fake - Don't say it
What to do? This is the truth
- Fake? - Who said it? Do not move
Take it out quickly
- Is it a fake gun - Bastard
I didn't lie. Are these guns all fake?
Even the kids beat
Don't move around, I'll shoot
Open
You're looking for death
Xiaoji... Let's go quickly
But I can't pull out this gun
Let's pull it out while walking
Robbery...
How about it? Does it hurt?
It hurts my ears
Isn't this you?
Yes, one, two, three, four, five
ha? Someone paid 50,000 yuan to find me
Oh, it must be those bad guys
Don't die today?
Ouch I lost so much that I didn't even have any copper coins
- How to get home? - I think you don't have to go home
Stinky girls, do you have money to gamble but don’t pay it back?
Don't say so much, beat her
Alas, say something slowly
OK I'll tell you slowly
Face...she...
Face her
Don't run... Help... Aji help...
You can't escape now, right?
Are you okay?
- I'll be fine as soon as I see you here - Yes
Nose bleeding...
It's not my business
Get out of your business
I'll repair you today
- Face her - yes
Lend me some use
- So simple - Don't move, I have a gun
Brother, she often plays us with this trick, maybe it's fake
- Face her - Ah, I'm shooting
Why doesn't it sound?
Go quickly
Catch her
Aji, get the money
Don't give it to them until the last moment. Alas, leave quickly
money? What money?
Continue to chase
Brother, let's go chase that woman and that little devil
Don't run
stop
The savior is here
You little slut, don't meddle in other people's business
Say something slowly
OK Then I'll tell you slowly
Wow, a paradise
- Excuse me… - No thanks to me
Very handsome
Which one do you think I am?
The first
The dead alley. What should I do?
- Help, open the door - Can't run away
I owe you money, at most I can pay it back
No need to take my life
I don't want you to pay back the money now
I want to draw your face
Don't...don't draw my face
- This is fine, will your butt be drawn well? - Then take off your pants
- No, don't draw her face - Flash
Are you going to be a big face? Or take off your pants?
- Make a decision quickly - Don't come here
Don't draw
What are you drawing?
- I don't know either? - Don't know if you still draw?
If everyone knows what they are doing
This world will be very good
Too profound, yes, don't understand
Don't you speak well, okay?
Also, don’t move around, okay? This is hard to pack
You've already made it like this
- Little kid, do you feel pain? - It doesn't hurt
Don't show off I won't believe that so much blood will not hurt
Didn't you see it? He didn't shed a single tear
A man is not showing off his strength, but normal
That's why I'm asking if you two are human
Bleeding
Have you made a mistake
Just a little blood is like killing a pig
Not convinced?
You're crazy
You are not the same, you will cry like killing a pig if you shed a little blood
I helped you escape the disaster
So now you have to suffer a little bit
ah? Is this a little bit of trouble?
Then I'm not innocent? What are you doing to me?
This time I finally escaped a disaster, but what about that next time?
I know I ran away in time this time
But next time I won't be so lucky
It's likely they cut it into meat sauce
Then I'm better than you, I'll smuggle here
At most, you will not be shot if you are sent back to the mainland.
What? Did you smuggle here? ah?
Why are you doing so loudly? You don't know?
How do I know?
Last time I asked you if you came here to swim, you said no
I really didn't come here to swim
Then how did you come here? Mainland boy
I've come by train
Alas, I can't help you
Ah I dare not watch
Sorry Sorry
Why not repair the windows?
I'll go right away
immediately? snort
Why did you fall down again?
Is your hands still painful?
OK Go to bed early
Hurry up
Uncle Ge, what magic do you want to teach me tonight?
I'm going to teach you the spells tonight
It is the mental power you used to save the March 8th today
Sorry, I shouldn't have asked that 38 to do 38
- What force? - It's the power of thought
The meaning of mindfulness is to concentrate on thinking
As long as your mind moves
You can move everything you want
Or ask it to change according to your wishes
Even if you are thousands of miles away, you can do whatever you want
Wow, so awesome? Then can I raise you up?
Yes, but it's best not to use it
Because mindfulness requires energy
It will consume energy over time
It takes some time to replenish it
- I'd better get your hands done first. - Um
Come…
Too outrageous
Oh, wake up, wake up
I want to prove that I'm not dreaming
ah? Not awake yet?
Please, please wake up
Oh, didn't you say you were alert when you were sleeping
You're lying like a dead pig
Why are you not awake yet?
This time you will definitely wake up
I'd better go back to the room to sleep first
The method of moving objects with mind power
It's so outrageous, haven't I woken up?
Is there anything wrong? Who burned me to this way?
Death in March 8, it must be you, only you will do such abnormal things
- Is it true? - What do you want to do?
- Does it hurt? - Are you crazy? Of course it hurts
Then I'm not dreaming then...
- Come here - What's the matter?
You hit me
Falling again
- Sorry - Ahhh it doesn't matter
sorry
You can help me with it first
You're funny
- You can make things fly in the air, right? - yes
- Can you perform? - Can
You don't think he has special abilities, do you?
I didn't think it was
You didn't see that? His injuries are healed
And there is no scar
How could an ordinary person be so fast overnight?
Yes, I've seen him know how to invisible
Do you know that we are sticking under the ceiling now?
Yeah? Wow, great
In addition to these, can you also rub cards?
What card should I rub?
Oh no, you can't go into the casino
So do you know what kind of numbers will be drawn for Mark Six lottery?
I have no idea
But I can make it open any number
Wow, then can you make it
What about the horse running faster?
Can
Then can you put us down first?
Can
Get rich
But I won't win money for you.
- Why? - Because that money is not yours
If you use this money
It's just using the money of your descendants
You don't have to worry about this
I will carry forward the money I have won
In this way, my descendants will be blessed, will they enjoy the same happiness?
I don't believe you will do this
Let's stop talking about these unhappy things
Since you came here, you haven't gone out for fun
- Let's have fun today - Are you treating me?
- Of course I'm treating guests - Do you have money?
Don't pay back if you have money
Don't forget that women will have private money. Let's go
Strange, why didn't my mom?
- Do you really need to pretend? - Can you not pretend?
No
You can take photos with realistic expressions
A better expression
Going to shoot
I'm here to catch me
Can't run away
I'm here, big guy
Why is it missing?
The number for me is 123456
Is it possible to have a special number 7?
No
I'm seeing it, see where you run
Catch one
Vulgar and shameless
It's not my business
It's so unlucky
Can you give me a special number of 123456?
No
Now I must take you around the circle and go around your head
ah? Little living Buddha
Someone fights, let's go quickly
This issue of Mark Six lottery helps me to open 123456
Special number 7 I can go to school alone
You don't have to say more, I won't help you
You bastard, I don't believe that I can't settle you
Wow, a reward of 50,000
Miss, please take me to find him immediately
- but… - But what?
The bounty of 50,000 yuan is too small
You guys don't look like that little devil's relatives
Just want to use his special abilities
Right?
OK Then how much do you want?
- Five hundred thousand - I'll give you one million
US dollars
Just kidding, you didn't explain it clearly just now
I'll give you one million dollars Take me to see that little devil right away
This is not OK
How do I know if you will give money?
You say ten million is OK
That's it. You'll pay half the deposit first.
OK Then I'll pay you all
real?
- Ah, I don't want it - Ninety-nine thousand more
Ninety-eight thousand Ninety-seven thousand
- Ninety-six thousand, Ninety-five thousand - Help...
Who is it
Why are you?
Foreigners are rude
I know you were sent by Uncle Ge, right?
That's right, do you dare to let me try you?
Why don't I dare
Wow, three points into the ground
How did you insert it? Can you teach me?
Do you think I'm playing in the world?
Please let go
Let go
Do you know who you are?
Where are you from Where are you going?
I am the little living Buddha who is reincarnated in the fifth generation
It comes from a place that is never born or destroyed
Now we are going to the world of the five turbidities and evil worlds
You know after your nirvana in your previous life
Where are the relics left?
Taken by Gesey
Geshe has already entered the devil's path and has entered
The realm of Asura King with the illusion body changes
After some time I was afraid that even the righteous gods in the Three Realms
There is no way to conquer him
Is there nothing you can do?
Everything in the world must follow the destiny of heaven
Even I can't go against the will of heaven
There is a master in the dark
It's not something that can be changed by human power
Why have you practiced for so long
Haven't you even realized this principle?
Thank you for your teachings
You've finished trying
Tried finished
You are really our little living Buddha
Little Sect Master, I will take you back to the temple immediately
Friends, thank you for taking care of our little living Buddha
You just tell me that he is a little living Buddha
You're going to take it away?
You can't bear to leave me?
yes
I can't bear to leave either
You hold him
You still want to run?
Go quickly
Get up and catch him
then
Go to death
There is a way
I'm going to die
- You are asked not to practice when you practice, but now you are so sturdy - Go to die
Why are you so stupid
A nosebleed again
Don't beat it, look at what that little guy is doing
Walk
Chase
- Go quickly - Where to go?
Go and save them
Oh my god
They're chasing
Protect him
Are you okay?
Hug him hug him hug him hug him hug him hug him quickly
Come and help
I? How can I do it
Then you hold him
Are you okay?
You three are leaving. I've called the police. The police are coming soon.
Wow, that's OK?
The police seem to be unable to cover up
Let me down
Does he have a fever? Why are you sweating profusely?
You just have a fever
He used his skills to ask those little birds to help.
So the true energy is exhausted
If you are wrong, it is not called true qi, it is called mental power
Almost the same
Let's go
What a strong wind. What's going on?
It's Gessie
Geshe returns the little living Buddha to me
You dare to talk to me as you are
Not overestimating one's ability
With your current skills, go back and continue practicing in front of the mirror
Or go back to the countryside to farm
Don't look at me like that, I know I deserve to die the most
- You guys scold me - I can't scold people, I can only hit people
ah? Then forget it, wait a moment before talking about it...
I'll tell you what if the little living Buddha is not doing
I won't let you go
I know you'll make me look ugly
I won't hit you, I will kill you
So kind?
Banjo
Alas, who is this?
Master, I'm really sorry, Master? It's me that's useless
I did not protect the little living Buddha
Don't say anything now
You and them immediately rushed back to the temple to save the Little Living Buddha
It may be too late
I know the master
Here we? Of course you can go
I can't beat it, I'm not running fast
It's really useless for me to go, I don't want to go
What to do? You're afraid
Didn't ask you to drink
Give him a drink
You three look at him
Don't let him touch the sun before sunset today
As long as he cannot reach the sun, all secret methods will be lost after sunset.
Become a useless person
From then on, the son of the sun will disappear from the right path
This world will fall into darkness
Ruled by my Asura King
I think you might have misunderstood your master's meaning
What he said may refer to you and him
Not including me
It's here, let's go in
Let me ask the last question
I really want to go in?
I'll give you three choices now. First, you go in with us.
Second, let's go in with you
The third is that we will go in together which one do you choose?
Nonsense, I still have to go in
It's a little living Buddha
Isn’t that the pattern that the little ghost often draws?
It should be called a Little Living Buddha
I'll give you a chance to commit crimes and make meritorious service now
Wait a minute I will use a trick to help you
You'll get their attention away
Then I will be invisible with him
Go in and save the little living Buddha. Do you know?
Is it OK?
Remember that your movements must not be too big
If the action is too big, it will be exposed. Go ahead
Illusion Body Method
Hello, you three listen to me and ask that big devil Geshe to come out
We want to pick him
Just because you three come to our sect leader, you want to die
So you are stupid all year round and wood is angry
Will we come here to die for nothing?
Of course we came prepared
"Ah Ha"
If you don't believe it, come up and try it
As long as you walk within three feet of the range
I'll die without a doubt
How about it? Scared? Hahaha…
I'm afraid, I'll ask that old demon Gexi to come out
Don't always stand on it
If you have the ability, come down to save the Little Living Buddha
Humph, you're arrogant
I want you to die and be convinced.
Oops, so much talk
This is so embarrassing
You stinky girl, dare to use tricks to deceive me
Fortunately, I've been ready
What about the two of them? How did it disappear?
You, March 8, have told you not to move so hard
Why did your face become so dark? Are you poisoned? Little living Buddha
Little Living Buddha, wake up
They can't hold on for long. You wake up
Have you heard what I said?
You wake up, wake up
- Wake up - No matter how you call him, it's useless.
If you want to save him, go to the entrance of the cave
There is a hole there. Use that hole to make the sun shine in.
That one?
- Yes, why don't you go - good…..
Wow, no, how can I get over so high
Have a bet
So high, no gamble
Focus on your mind I will support you later
master? It's me
- Is that OK? - Stand up
OK
Wow, we join forces, the world is invincible
careful
I've told you to concentrate
- It's you that hurts, not me - I see
- Can't get up? - yes
OK, I've fought
Why is it so high?
Oh, I can't climb up so high
Ouch, it hurts so much
Want to run?
master
There is light I saw the light...
Ge Nong Do you think I don’t know you are attached to him?
You only have one spirit left now and you can't fight with me at all
Do you still want to save the little living Buddha?
Humph, you're wrong
You and I can't decide what's going on in the world
Even if you practice to the realm of Asura King
You can't go against the will of heaven
OK I'll see how God helps you
OK OK I'll dig a hole
What's the use of lying on the ground? It is useful to take photos of the Little Living Buddha
Yes, I have a mirror
He's been photographed, why can't it work?
You take the Buddha
Why didn't you react
Master What should I do if it is useless?
The mirror is gone
The master is gone, either
master…
You haven't been here to help
Write a suicide note
Depending on the situation, we really have to wait to die
I can't even understand what you're writing
I don't know either
Just like what the Little Living Buddha said
If everyone knows what they are doing
Then this world is very good
Shoot the sun
Shoot the sun Shoot the sun pattern
What to shoot? What to use to cum?
Cum with a rubber band?
It seems that today is 12:25 next year
It's our death day
Yes
Son of the Sun…
Wow, so arrogant
- kill - yes
Old monster, you're not dead
Hello, what is that?
You go and ask him
Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong
Help
Little living Buddha
Gessi, you harm the world
Must suffer from hell
Now you know your mistake?
I know I'm wrong. Little Living Buddha. Save me quickly.
I've really realized my mistake this time
I decided to abandon the devil's way and seek the right way
Please give me another chance
Save me
My Buddha is compassionate to save all living beings
I'll give you another chance now
I hope you can do your own thing
Thank you Little Living Buddha Thank you Little Living Buddha
Let go...
Go away...
Alas...You still have no evil spirits, but it is hard to show good intentions
I think you'll continue to suffer from hell here
don't want…
Exal Hada
Finally, I will redeem my sins and my merits will be fulfilled. Let's go
Walk? Where to go?
I've smuggled now smuggled back
Since I'm back, I won't leave
Then what should I do?
Oh, you can try smuggling and see if you can go back
What if the smuggling fails?
That's hard to say
Maybe you'll be bitten to death by a shark
Or jumping into the train and falling to death
Maybe he died for no reason
ah? Then I won't leave
I want to stay and be a lama
OK
Follow me to have food and accommodation
But I want you to shave your head first
Shave your head?
Ah I'm not doing it
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