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High Kick! Episode 24

The world is coming to an end... I can't believe it...

My friend Suna... isn't Suna...

Suna died, but Suna's alive...

and Suna wasn't the one that died, Suna killed Suna...

What in the world is going on here?

Enough talking about that woman! I feel like my head is going to burst.

The world is such a scary place. You can't trust anyone.

Trust me. Only me.

Didn't you know the only person left that you can trust is me?

Good grief.

What should I wear?

Let's see...

It doesn't look cold...

Man, it's cold.

Mr. Lee, it's snowing. Look.

That's not snow, that's a blizzard.

It's still snow. Isn't it wonderful?

A snowy night... It's so romantic.

But you don't even have a boyfriend to spend it with, do you?

That's true.

If it ices up, traffic is going to be bad.

If there's traffic, you'll be hungry. Would you like to have dinner together?

We're already supposed to have dinner.

What? Really? Did we really plan to have dinner together?

You don't remember?

When did we say that? I don't remember...

You really are forgetful. Let's go.

Were we drinking? Why can't I remember?

We're all going out tonight. No one brought their cars, right?

- No. - What?

Everyone is required to come. We're going all night tonight! All night!

I bet we're going to sing karaoke...

Oh, so tonight...

Monthly dinner. Every third Friday.

Oh, that's right. The monthly dinner.

Mom! Mom!

Dad, look at this. Isn't it cute?

Why do you have a rabbit?

I bought it for Yumi.

Her birthday's coming up. I want to give it to her nice and fat.

Now that she's not a criminal's daughter, do you like her again?

A man shouldn't be like that.

Mom, do we have any cabbage leaves?

- Junha. - Yes?

- Go out on the veranda. - The veranda? Why?

Just go out there.

Why?

Wow, it's cold! It's so cold!

Father! Father!

Father, it's cold, cold, cold!

Is it cold?

It's freezing! The wind is fierce!

Why did you tell me to go out?

I guess I need my winter jacket.

Where are you going?

- I have a meeting. - I see.

Have fun.

Mom, can I eat this?

I already ate it.

Bravo! Encore! Encore!

No encores, thanks.

How is it that you sing so well? You should become a singer.

Me? That's the first time I've ever been told that I sang well.

You're really good. You sound just like Elvis.

Vice Principal, Mr. Lee sounds just like Elvis, doesn't he?

What?

Wow, Miss Seo, you've got a good ear. Mr. Lee sounds just like Elvis?

I bet you won't even need a hearing aid when you're old.

Congratulations!

Miss Seo, stop it. Why must you make me look stupid?

But you really do sound like him.

Now, all together. All together!

Oh, my. He dances well, too.

Mr. Lee, you dance just like Michael Jackson!

Oh, are you making instant noodles?

I'm a little hungry. Your mother is lying down and won't do anything.

You should have told me.

It's fine. I make good instant noodles.

Lee Yunho! Stop playing games and go to your room.

Hold on now, it needs to have a little kick to taste good.

Oh, what do I do now?

Oh, dear.

Great, now what do I do?

Hey, Yunho. Do you want some of this?

No. I'm so full I feel like I'm going to burst.

Hey, Junha. Try some of this.

What is it?

Oh, ramen!

- For me? - Have some.

It looks good. Thanks, Father!

Try the soup, first.

How is it?

It seems really spicy...

What's wrong? What did you eat?

I guess I can't eat this.

Why don't you just accept that you're Father's slave?

What?

Taxi! Taxi!

They're not stopping. What do we do?

It's okay.

Taxi!

Are you okay going alone? Do you want me to escort you?

Yes, please escort me home!

What? I...

Oh, there's another one. Goodbye, then.

Hey Mister, doesn't that guy look like Brad Pitt?

Who's Brad Pitt?

What? He totally looks like a raccoon.

No... He really does look like Brad Pitt...

Well, they say love is blind.

Is he your boyfriend?

I wish. But he's taken.

Who is it?

The door was open.

Man, you're always here. Do you miss me that much?

In your dreams. I have business with Miss Seo.

Miss Seo.

She's in the bathroom.

Yeah? Then I'll just wait.

What are you reading?

Marriage is a Crazy Thing?

Doesn't the title feel near and dear to your heart?

It's so near and dear that I'm about to have a heart attack.

Yeah, we understand well. Of course it's a crazy thing. Indeed.

No more constipation! I'm free! So good!

Congratulations!

Congratulations...

Oh my goodness.

Hey, where are you going? He's here to see you.

Oh, right. I have business with Miss Seo.

Miss Seo.

I can come in, right?

I'm not usually like that.

It's been nearly a week since the last time, so I was so happy I...

Hey, if it's the first time in a week that's definitely worth celebrating.

Erase it from your memory. Please.

I can't remember. Where am I?

What?

Mr. Lee you're so funny. You're like a comedian.

That's the first time I've ever heard that.

Really... You're funnier than Will Ferrell.

Wow, according to you, I look like Brad Pitt,

I sing like Elvis, I dance like Michael Jackson, and I have Will Ferrell's wit...

Man, what more could you want?

You're really perfect.

Oh, stop it. Miss Seo, really.

I'm serious...

Oh, what was it you wanted to see me about?

It's nothing. I just...

Oh, you wanted to see Shinji...

No. I mean...

I just wanted to check if she was causing trouble again...

And I can come over more often since you're living here. It's nice.

- Thank you. - Of course.

I have to pretend we're discussing something, so I'll leave in 5 minutes, okay?

Sure.

She throws everything out, everything. She doesn't even ask me...

That woman...

Oh, so this is where it was.

I was wondering where it had gone.

What is this?

It's a heating pad. Just sit there with it. See how it is.

Okay, thank you.

What's this! What is this!

Father! Father!

I nearly got electrocuted!

- Oh, yeah? - Yes!

If you turned it higher, I could have died!

I thought it might be like that. Take it off. Better get it fixed.

Okay.

Hold it...

Did you put it on me first because you thought that might happen?

Is that what it was?

Father, really!

If you're curious, do it yourself. What am I, a lab rat?

No lab rat is as big as you.

Would you feel better if I had keeled over and died?

Idiot...

Well, no... It's not that, but...

Oh, that stings.

You're so funny, really.

Five minutes passed, right?

We're done talking.

So?

Wow, is it already past noon?

I'm hungry. Do you want to get some lunch?

I have an appointment. Eat with Minjung.

An appointment with whom?

Where are you going dressed like that?

Are you meeting a guy?

Dressed like what?

I'm only holding back because I don't want to raise my voice.

Also, do me a favor and take care of business at school, will you?

And stop butting into my privacy.

Why don't you live so that I don't have to?

How can a mother dress like that for Pete's sake!

Hey! Man...

Did Shinji leave?

Yes. It was all for nothing. I'll be off.

What about lunch? I'm hungry, too...

You're hungry?

Yes, there's a sushi place right across the street...

Doesn't it seem like there's a guy?

Just look at the way she dresses...

Lunch...

Enjoy your meal.

You used real mung beans and ground it yourself, didn't you?

Of course. It doesn't taste good otherwise.

You're right.

Honey, where's that...

Where are the pills for indigestion?

- The ones in ball form? - Father, do you feel sick?

I had something cold before. My stomach feels funny...

Oh, I think Yunho had some before.

He probably knows where it is.

Oh, right! The soccer game!

Yunho.

Is this it?

Those idiots...

Junha, try this.

What is it? It looks like medicine.

Just try it. I'm not sure if it's indigestion medicine.

Why? What are you testing out now?

Hey, your father has a bad stomachache.

Do you want me to die from taking the wrong medicine? What a bad son.

It's not that, but...

Here. Say, "Ahh." Try it.

What's wrong with this?

Why, what's wrong?

What kind of medicine tastes like poop? It tastes just like poop!

So it is poop.

What!

Minho! Your rabbit's poop is all over the floor. Go clean it up.

Father! Did you just give me poop to eat?

You gave me feces to eat?

I wasn't sure. Go brush your teeth.

What the...

This girl's still not answering. What is she doing with who?

Hey. What are you doing here?

Were you on a date?

A date?

Oh, you saw the car? He's just a friend.

A friend. You hug your friends like that?

Like what? He's Korean-American. That's normal for them.

Why is your mind in the gutter?

Is my mind is in the gutter or are you throwing yourself around?

Going abroad has messed you up...

How many guys has it been? I bet just the Russian guys there are...

What's wrong with you? Who do you think you are?

Whether I hug someone or date someone, it's none of your business!

And another thing.

Why do you keep calling?

If a girl's ex keeps calling while she's on a date,

- I bet he'd love that! - Hey, that was...

I didn't say one word when you two were giggling in Minjung's room.

Isn't that common courtesy?

Did you forget? You're my ex-husband. You mean nothing to me now.

Please can we not butt into each other's lives?

Do you get what I'm saying?

You and I are finished.

Yeah, I got it.

Minyong!

Was I too harsh?

Man...

Honey, I heard you ate rabbit poop.

I can't believe Father...

I told you. You're Father's slave for life.

Father is so sly.

He never does anything without a reason.

If he ever asks you to do something, think it through.

Don't just do it without any thought.

I did this time! I was suspicious.

I figured it wasn't medicine, so I asked what it was...

He never said anything about poop!

Who would ever think that it was feces?

I would've thought it might be rabbit poop.

Really?

They look the same.

Minho! If Grandpa gave you those, what would you guess it was?

Rabbit poop. It looks the same.

See. Father went too far, but you're part of the problem, too.

Think before you act, would you?

You've got the biggest head in our entire family. Use it.

Mr. Lee.

You're more of a man every time I see you.

I asked you to e-mail me your report, but I still have nothing from you.

How do you manage to be so trustworthy?

I'm sorry... Something came up last night...

Get it to me before the end of first period.

Man, it's cold.

Was there anything important at the meeting?

No.

You didn't sleep at all, did you? You have raccoon eyes...

I'm well-known for my raccoon eyes.

No. Just yesterday your skin was as clear as Keannu Reeves'.

What? Now my skin is like Keannu Reeves'?

What in the world.

Actually, I saw you two fighting last night.

I figured you didn't sleep well.

No, I slept quite well. I've turned over a new leaf.

What?

I feel free now.

Now I want to go out and meet new women.

Really?

Really.

I'm going to date and do everything I couldn't because of that ball and chain.

I'm going to go back to my bachelor days.

What couldn't you do before?

I was a photography major.

I haven't touched a camera because she always nagged about lens prices.

Wow, then you must be really good.

I've been wanting to learn how to take pictures!

Yes. It's good to learn photography.

Would you mind teaching me? I'm a super-super beginner.

Why not?

Really?

Then how about today, since we end class early?

Today?

Sure, why not. The good weather will make for nice photos.

Great!

Wow, Mr. Lee, you're so talented.

I asked you to hand in the report before the end of first period,

and here you have the time to chat it up.

What is such a talented person doing working as a teacher?

You should become president.

I'm on it. I'm doing it right now.

Dec. 8 First Date???

I'm bringing Jun over now. Do you want to go now?

No, let's meet at the park. I'll be there by noon.

Minjung, what do you want for lunch?

What? Oh, I have plans...

With who?

What? Oh... a friend.

Hey, Jun's here!

You missed Mommy, didn't you?

I'll pick him up at 8:00 p.m.

Are you busy now?

Why?

It looks like I have to eat lunch alone. If you're not busy, let's eat together.

I have plans...

Oh, okay then.

Are you leaving now?

What? No, not right now. Soon...

Are your plans together?

- Yeah... - No, no. Not at all.

See you.

Goodbye.

Hi, Jun.

I better go to the bathroom first.

What was that?

Father, you're home?

Hey, Junha. Junha.

Go check the back room.

- Why? - Just go.

Hold it. What is it now?

You're hiding something, aren't you?

What would I be hiding? Hurry up and go look. Go!

I don't want to. I refuse!

Tell me why!

What's in there? Something's in there, isn't there?

You talk too much. Forget it, then!

What is it? It's not like you'd leave a nice surprise for me or something.

What is it, a mouse?

What?

It is, isn't it? It's a mouse!

Of course it is. Nothing good would be in there.

So if it is, you're not going to catch it? What if it breeds?

Well... No, we should catch it.

Hey... Take something bigger.

This is all I need to catch a mouse.

What? What? What is it? What?

Shoot! Thief! Thief!

Is it a thief? I thought it might be!

Is this the police?

Should I pose sexily?

Mr. Lee!

You're here early.

But why... before with Shinji...

What? I just... I felt bad...

For what? We're just taking pictures.

Still...

What's that?

I thought we might get hungry so I packed some sandwiches.

Wow, Miss Seo...

Where should we start?

The composition over there is good.

One minute.

Shinji

Hello?

Minjung, what do I do?

What's wrong? What happened?

I was boiling water and I spilled it.

What about Jun? He's not hurt, is he?

Thank goodness. I'm kind of far.

Go to a dermatologist...

Is he hurt? Where? How?

What?

So you were together?

How hurt is he!

I didn't call you! Stay out of my business.

How is this your business? This has to do with Jun!

Can't you take care of one kid? You call yourself a mother?

We're probably better off leaving Jun with a babysitter.

Why are you yelling? Leave me alone and get on with your date!

What are you crying for? Are you burned badly?

Don't even think about going anywhere!

Don't cause any more trouble and sit right there!

All she does is cause trouble!

Are you leaving? It didn't sound too bad...

I think I should still take her to the hospital.

Okay...

Miss Seo, wait here. I'll be right back.

No, I don't think you will...

What?

No. It's fine.

I'll be right back. Go ahead and start taking pictures.

Junha.

How are you feeling?

The medicine helped, right?

Why are you looking at me like that?

I didn't know it was a thief.

I was suspicious, but I didn't know for sure.

Would you be happier if I went in there and died while fighting that robber?

See, no one but you could have caught that guy.

You're a good son. A good son.

Here, roll this over the bump. It'll help reduce the swelling.

Why is this warm? Is this a boiled egg?

Just rub it over the bump.

You're supposed to use a raw egg. Father, give me a raw egg.

I'm going to eat this one.

Father! This is a raw egg!

Is it? Why are raw eggs out here?

I almost ate one by accident.

See, I knew he wouldn't come...

I'm hungry.

No one asked you to come...

I didn't call and ask you to come. Don't forget that.

Be quiet. Does that matter now?

Yes, it does. You broke your date. I didn't do anything to interfere.

[ Next Episode ]

Voice recognition software?

Yes, you just have to say it, and it takes care of it.

Come on, sexy films! Sexy films!

Be careful. Grandpa, please!

This laptop can cause a blackout in the entire town.

Sexy films!

It's a blackout! What's going on?

Why's she shopping with an ex-daughter-in-law and not me?

Okay, okay. Good!

Okay, okay. Good!

Isn't it silly to be saying that normally?