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[opening theme song playing]
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♪ Chico, don't
be discouraged ♪
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♪ The Man he ain't
so hard to understand ♪
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♪ Chico, if you try now ♪
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♪ I know that you can
lend a helping hand ♪
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♪ Because there's good
in everyone ♪
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♪ And a new day has begun ♪
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♪ You can see the morning sun
if you try ♪
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♪ And I know,
things will be better ♪
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♪ Oh, yes, they will
for Chico and the Man ♪
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♪ Yes they will
for Chico and the Man ♪
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[glass clinks]
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[rattling]
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Boy, that's what I call coffee.
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Hi, Uncle ED
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You know better than that.
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You should never wear a
newspaper on your head.
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Why?
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Because some nearsighted canary might
mistake it for the bottom of a bird gate.
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Is this why I brought
you back from Mexico?
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No. You brought me back
because you love me.
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Hey, you.
Is this Ed Brown's garage?
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No, it's the Superdome.
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- Of course, it's a garage.
- Here.
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What's all this?
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Well, I'm not sure,
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but my guess is that some guy's
really crazy about you.
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I'll thank you not to touch me.
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I'm not wearing my flea collar.
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Very funny. Very funny.
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Get out of here and take
your friend with you.
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Well, who are they from?
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They're from Antonio Javier Rodriguez
Gutierrez Los Perales Santana...
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Are you reading his name or the menu?
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No, that's a man's name.
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Hey, Raulito!
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Hi!
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Good to see you.
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Ah,look who's here.
The bionic mouth.
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Well, at least, my battery is not dead.
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- Wow!
- Wow?
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Look all of these beautiful flowers.
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Somebody sent it to you.
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Maybe your battery is
not dead after all.
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The flowers are for you.
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For me, Let's see.
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They are from Antonio Javier Rodriguez
Gutierrez de Los Perales...
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Gee, I wonder.
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It could be the same Antonio Javier
Rodriguez Gutierres de Los Perales...
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that I'm engaged to.
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Wait a minute.
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You never mentioned being engaged.
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Did that happen while Uncle
Ed and I were in Mexico?
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No, that it was when I and
he was eight year old.
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Mmm.
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I never forget-- I never forget
the first time he kissed me.
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I was excited.
I get red all over.
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You got engaged when you
were only eight years old?
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Mm-hmm.
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Antonio knew me when my gochi-gochi
was only a gichi-gichi.
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You know, when we were children,
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our family decided that
we will get married.
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But not until we were both grown out.
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You mean grown up?
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No, no.
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He was grown up, she grew out.
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But you're really not gonna marry
him, are you, Aunt Charo?
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Of course, I have to.
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I cannot go back on my family promise.
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But that's crazy, marrying someone
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who can turn out to be a
big pain in the neck.
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Oh, no, I don't think so.
He's really not like that.
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- I wasn't talking about him.
- Ah.
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But this is America.
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Your parents can't tell
you who to marry.
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He's right.
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The Constitution declares that
every citizen has the right
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to be nagged by the
mother-in-law of his choice.
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Hey, what does this guy do for a living?
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- He's a matador. Ole!
- A matador?
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You mean he's a real bullfighter?
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Is he any good?
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I don't think so.
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I only saw him fight once.
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And the bull hate him,
the crowd hate him
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and even his own picador hate him.
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How did you know that?
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Because it was the first time I
ever saw a picador ignore the bull
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and stick the darts in the matador neck.
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Well, I think matadors are great.
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- Do you have a picture of him?
- Sure.
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I carry it with me all the time.
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Oh, you're gonna love him.
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This is him in the arena.
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He's the one without the horn.
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- Doesn't he look terrific?
- Yah.
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Patent leather shoes,
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silk britches,
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brocade jacket, black hat
and his hair in a pigtail?
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Uncle Ed, have you ever seen
anyone dressed like that?
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Only on The Gong Show.
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Gee, I'd love to be a
bullfighter when I grow up.
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You? But listen, there
is nothing to stop you.
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As a matter of fact, you could make
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a very, very good bullfighter.
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I can see you now.
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Walking into the Plaza de Toros.
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Ole, Ole!
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In your shiny suit of lights.
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Your jacket alone cost $2,000.
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And that doesn't include the batteries.
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The bull paws, angrily,
the air, like that.
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The bull has some chewing
gum stuck to his hoof.
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And then... [vocalizes]
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- The bull charges.
- How much does he charge?
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- Oh, be quite, Ed. Shut up.
- All right.
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Cierra la trompa.
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Now is coming, the moment of the truth.
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Do you know what the
moment of the truth is?
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Sure, that's when the matador
looks into the stands
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and sees his wife necking
with his best friend.
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Listen to me.
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Do you have an idea what a matador does?
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Yes. I'd love to try that.
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Okay, let's see it.
Let's see it.
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You're gonna try it.
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How did he do that?
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Hey, what do you say, fellas?
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Hello, Louie. How are you?
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- How're you doing there, Raul?
- I'm good.
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Hey, Ed, where'd you get the flowers?
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Oh, somebody sent them.
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How come?
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Did you finally fix
somebody's car right?
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- Eh.
- No... They're for Aunt Charo.
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You mean she fixed somebody's car right?
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No, no, no.
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They're from the guy who's
gonna marry Charo.
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- Charo's getting married?
- Yeah.
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To who?
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To a guy who fell in love with her
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when she was only eight years old.
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Eight years old.
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Well, I suppose...
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anybody who likes children
can't be all bad.
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- Hey! Hello, everybody!
- What?
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Wait until you hear my news.
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My fiance is coming here to meet me.
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He should be here any minute.
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- He's coming here to the garage?
- Yes.
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Why didn't you arrange to
meet him in your hotel room?
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No way.
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He's a Spanish gentleman.
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And if we are alone
together in a hotel room,
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he will lost respect for me.
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- He will lose respect for you?
- Yes.
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Just think, at this moment,
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in thousands of hotel rooms
all over the country,
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people are having a great time
losing respect for each other.
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America, America, America.
All you think about is sex.
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Well, don't you think
about sex in Spain.
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No. We learn about sex in
Spain by watching the bull,
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how they make little bullets.
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You must remember, this man
has honorable intentions.
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We are going to get married.
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Really? He's coming all the way
from Spain just for your nuptials?
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Certainly not.
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He wants me for my mind, too.
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Aunt Charo...
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How do you know you will still like him?
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I'm not as sure.
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So when Antonio gets here,
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you please don't leave us never
alone, the two of us together.
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Do you want to be my dueña?
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Oh, sure, I'll do
anything-- What's a dueña?
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Dueña is Spanish for chaperone.
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He's somebody who is
there to keep people
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from going to dark places and
doing something naughty.
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Something naughty, huh?
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That's not a dewania.
That's an usher.
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Oh...
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[horn honking]
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A car stopped outside.
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- Maybe it's him.
- Maybe it's him.
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I think I'm gonna bust.
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I think I'm gonna watch.
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It's him! It's him!
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- It's him!
- Oh, it's him!
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Antonio!
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Ch-- Ch-- Charo!
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Antonio.
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My goodness.
I almost didn't recognize you
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without the darts stuck in your neck.
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- Antonio.
- Yes.
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- I want you meet my American friends.
- Yes.
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Senor Eduardo Brown.
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My nephew, Raulito.
Senor Louie.
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Ah.
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That's the trouble with
being the garbage man.
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Nobody ever wants to kiss your hand.
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Charo, I have brought for you a gift.
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Oh...
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This is beautiful.
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- Are they real ones, or are they falsies?
- Oh.
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Wow!
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A real bullfighter.
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Senor Antonio, would you teach
me about bullfighting?
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Well, I am a trifle fatigued.
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But for your nephew... anything.
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Come with me, little boy.
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Make way, gentlemen.
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This is no place for mere mortals.
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All right, now, you are the fierce bull.
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I'm the matador.
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Yes, this will do very
well for the cape.
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How did he do that?
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Follow me.
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- Are you ready, Raulito?
- Yes.
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Ha-ha! Toro!
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Ole!
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You see how cleverly I--
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[screaming]
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Get back!
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Get up! Get up!
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[groaning]
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[moaning]
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[continues moaning]
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Okay, pal. What do you want?
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Fill her up.
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Senor Brown. Senor Brown.
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Wat-- Por favor, Water.
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Sorry, pal.
This customer is ahead of you.
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[groans]
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Here, hold this.
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What's the matter with him?
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I think he wants a glass of water.
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[Antonio moaning]
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Why is he moaning like that?
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He's got a horn stuck in him.
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[whistles]
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That must have been some accident.
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Where did it happen?
On the freeway?
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No, He was gored by a bull.
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How much of this stuff have you had?
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Well, let me see.
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I started drinking in 1934.
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Hey, you got a problem here.
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The screw on this clamp is loose,
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but I'll fix it right away.
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[continues moaning]
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[screams in pain]
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[moaning continues]
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Isn't there anything I can do?
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- Yeah. Get out of my light.
- Excuse me.
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Eh.
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There you are.
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That'll be eight bucks.
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I'm not charging you for
using the screw here.
259
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,491
[screams in pain]
260
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:46,451
[screams]
261
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,619
[continues moaning]
262
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,121
Oh, thank you, sir.
263
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,874
I feel like a better person
for having known you.
264
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,083
Okay, all right.
265
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,586
Back out as quick as you can.
Get out of here.
266
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,591
[engine starts]
267
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:07,556
Ah!
268
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,974
Now, let me see.
269
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,226
There was something I
was supposed to do...
270
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,270
- Water...
- I'm thinking.
271
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,896
Oh! Sure, of course.
272
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,190
- Water. Water.
- Yes. Oh, yes.
273
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,067
Oh, yeah. Water.
274
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,611
Water... Yeah.
275
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,531
Thank you--
276
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,243
[sighs]
277
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,494
Was I thirsty.
278
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,126
- Ed Brown?
- Yeah.
279
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,086
Why didn't you do something to
make him feel more comfortable?
280
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:41,298
I did. I took a screwdriver
out his back.
281
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,342
Antonio, don't worry.
You'll be all right soon, okay?
282
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,304
Raul and I made a beautiful
place for you to lie down.
283
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,555
[groaning]
284
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,807
- Are you okay?
- I...
285
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,476
Okay. Are you strong enough
to climb the stairs.
286
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,811
Yes, but you will have to help me.
287
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:58,273
Okay. Okay. Like that.
Easy, easy, easy.
288
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,191
Easy. Okay, try, easy.
289
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,651
Try to make it, okay?
290
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,279
- You cannot do it?
- No, no.
291
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,530
- Okay, I know what to do.
- What?
292
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,824
I'll get behind him and I push, okay?
293
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,535
- Like that. Okay.
Let's see, you can do it.
- [chuckling]
294
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,167
Hey!
That's the second time today he's been gored.
295
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,129
Ah, well, Margaret,
296
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:24,174
let me tell you who is in
our bedroom right now.
297
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,636
A Spanish flamenco guitarist
and a wounded bullfighter.
298
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,137
As you always used to say,
299
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,514
only in America can something
like this happen.
300
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,519
[speaking indistinctly]
301
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,442
Well, what was all that?
What's happening?
302
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,278
Nothing, nothing.
We just have a little medical argument.
303
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,238
A medical argument about what?
304
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:51,409
Well, his ideas about resting in bed
and mine are totally different.
305
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,119
I see. Well, it looks to me
306
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,121
like there's nothing
really wrong with him.
307
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,873
Oh, yes, there's something
wrong with him.
308
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,291
He's in a serious condition.
309
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,711
[speaking Spanish]
310
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,719
- What does that mean?
- It means he's a turkey.
311
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,223
I want to get something off my chest.
312
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,979
This is a job for Superman.
313
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,024
- [Charo sobbing]
- What is the matter? What?
314
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,943
- Oh, no, don't cry. Don't cry.
- Aunt Charo, don't cry.
315
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,986
- Don't cry.
- I can't help it.
316
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,572
Oh, go get something to
dry your tears with.
317
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,783
Handkerchief or something, anything.
318
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,577
Ah! Oh! Oh!
319
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,039
How did he do that?
320
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,253
- Here you are, Aunt Charo.
- Thank you.
321
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,922
You know, I'm so upset.
322
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,924
Just because my family make a promise,
323
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,843
I have to spend the rest of my life
324
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,261
pretending to love him.
325
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,638
Well, listen, I'm going now.
326
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,306
I'll be right back much later.
327
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,225
Because Antonio, tonight,
328
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,978
want to make the final
plan for our wedding.
329
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,604
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
330
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,148
If you're really gonna be married,
331
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,442
what would you like for a wedding gift?
332
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,609
Hmm.
333
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,028
Bunk beds.
334
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,912
Ah, well...
335
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,625
Well, what are you looking
at me like that for?
336
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,502
I know what you're thinking.
337
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,797
What, you think I care if she has to
marry somebody she doesn't love?
338
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,424
Every time she gets herself into a mess
339
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,635
you expect me to bail her out,
don't you? Don't you, huh?
340
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,137
Don't you? You---
341
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,972
Okay...
342
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,602
I'll find some way of getting
her out of this mess.
343
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,063
Now will you stop nagging me?
344
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,656
[playing soft tune]
345
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,328
Aunt Charo! Aunt Charo!
346
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,621
- Hey.
- He's coming.
347
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,748
Good. Go upstairs and warn my lover.
348
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,082
- Okay?
- Okay.
349
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,296
[continues strumming tune]
350
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,675
[singing in Spanish]
351
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,707
Oh, you are so beautiful.
352
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,709
And you sing divinely.
353
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,211
And this is for you, my beauty.
354
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,963
Thank you, mi amor.
355
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,095
[speaking Spanish]
356
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:59,848
You are the best lover I ever had.
357
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,558
You kiss great.
358
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,393
Of course.
359
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,936
You know, every time I walk down
the street in my hometown,
360
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,190
people say, "There he goes.
What a kisser."
361
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,192
Animal.
362
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,573
Ah, but last night-- Last
night was wonderful.
363
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,701
Oh, and the night before, and the
night before, and the night before.
364
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,910
[both sighing loudly]
365
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,412
Thank you, my darling.
366
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,747
But I couldn't have done it without you.
367
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,040
[Charo] Hmm.
368
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,295
Too bad... Too bad
you're getting married.
369
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,798
Oh, and what difference does that make?
370
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,258
We will still see each other.
371
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,678
I will sneak to you every night.
372
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,638
Only at night?
373
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,348
Well, that is during the honeymoon.
374
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,059
After the honeymoon, we'll live it up.
375
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,563
Well, why are we talking here for,
376
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,815
when we should be holding
each other in our arms?
377
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,568
- Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
- One moment.
378
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,153
- Are you ready?
- Ready.
379
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,448
[humming together]
380
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:10,667
Uh-huh!
381
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,754
Antonio!
382
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,172
Have you been there all this time?
383
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,382
I have been here all this time watching.
384
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,842
Then my secret is out.
385
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,053
Yes, and I am leaving.
386
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,513
Does it mean that the wedding is off?
387
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,223
Are you joking?
388
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:27,143
I'm going to book the honeymoon suite.
389
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,729
If you can turn on an
old duck like this,
390
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,481
think what you can do for me.
391
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,069
Ah...
392
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,573
Even though you know we were lovers?
393
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,282
- Yes, we lovers.
- Yes.
394
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,410
It does not bother me.
Do you know why?
I'll tell you why?
395
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:48,039
- Why?
- Because it is the '70s, and it is accepted.
396
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,124
Yes, we shall be married
within the week.
397
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,670
However, there is one small
matter to be settled.
398
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,088
What?
399
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,507
You must write me a check
for 1,000,000 pesetas.
400
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,008
One million pesetas? For what?
401
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,261
For what? For my dowry.
It is in the contract.
402
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:05,932
[laughs] But I don't
have 1,000,000 pesetas.
403
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:09,185
[laughs] But your family
owns half of Espana.
404
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,397
The ranches, the cattle, the
sheep, the everything.
405
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,567
Let us face it, your family is loaded.
406
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,403
[mouthing] Loaded.
407
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,198
But they lost everything years ago.
408
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,157
They... lost it?
409
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,994
- Everything?
- Everything?
410
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:29,205
- But I have a contract.
- He has a contract.
411
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,290
Let us look at the bright side, Antonio.
412
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,667
- You can still make money on it.
- How?
413
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,337
I'll give you $5 for that contract.
414
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:37,296
You got it.
415
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,132
- There you are.
- Thank you.
416
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,509
Now, if someone will tell me
how to get to the airport...
417
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,802
Are you going back to Spain?
418
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,637
No, I'm going back to Cleveland.
419
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:45,888
- [together] Cleveland?
- Yes.
420
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,224
I am going to see Carmelita Hernandez.
421
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,185
You see, I made a marriage
contract with her father
422
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,730
when I was nine years old.
423
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,481
[scatting loudly]
424
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,948
How about this?
[speaking Spanish]
425
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,282
Don't knock it, my dear.
426
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,368
Five bucks here and five bucks there.
427
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,871
- It mounts up, you know?
- Yeah.
428
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,497
[laughs] We're free
429
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,083
[both scatting]
430
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,595
- Look what the paper said.
- What?
431
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,348
Antonio was fighting a bull in
Mexico City and was gored.
432
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:30,516
He was gored?
433
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,768
Where'd the bull get him?
434
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,561
In Mexico City.
435
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,772
No, no, I don't need that.
I mean, where? What part?
436
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,190
Oh, it doesn't say it.
437
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:40,151
All it said is he had to
stand up on the plane
438
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,195
all the way back to Madrid.
439
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,362
[laughs]
440
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:46,032
- Same place Raul got him.
- Same place.
441
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,284
Look, Uncle Ed, I'm getting better.
442
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,579
[Ed] Ah!
443
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:53,247
[both cheering]
444
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,130
Ole!
445
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:05,927
Give me that. Now, watch this.
446
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,183
[Ed] Yeah!
447
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:19,190
Ah, let me see anybody top that.
448
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,400
[both] How did he do that?
449
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,659
[Jack Albertson] Chico and
the Man was recorded live
450
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,244
before a studio audience at NBC Studios,
451
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,996
Burbank, California.
452
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,586
♪ Chico was born
in El Barrio ♪
453
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:44,298
♪ Spent much of his time
in the street ♪
454
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,510
♪ His mind was craving
for knowledge ♪
455
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:50,054
♪ His belly
for something to eat ♪
456
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:53,474
♪ But times are hard♪
457
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,102
♪ Chico and the Man ♪
458
00:23:57,395 --> 00:24:00,439
♪ Times are hard ♪
459
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:03,276
♪ Chico and the Man ♪
460
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,696
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
461
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,531
♪ All right♪
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