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come here
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girl I humble for your
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love I got a taste for your love
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when the night
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falls and the
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Moon is on
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high visions of
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you start
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today my
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mind I'll set
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love and
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prepare dinner for
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two hurry up
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baby I'll send him over to pick of
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you cuz I hunger for your love got a
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taste for your love I hunger for your
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love I I hunger for Your Love Got to
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taste for your love I hunger for your
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love now that you're
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here don't be
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scared
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come wake up [ __ ] it's time to party
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hold on the [ __ ] hold on get your ass
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down here he I'm coming
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down shut the [ __ ] up and pass the booze
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so what's the plan now we're going to go
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get
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Ashley then what we're going to start in
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trouble I H for
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oh she's fine she's a big girl where is
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she no taking a
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[ __ ] you guys are such [ __ ] dude go
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yourself so what do you two love birds
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been up to that took so [ __ ] long she
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knew we were coming it's Friday night
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[ __ ] you guys are too predictable well
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[ __ ] I had to wake this [ __ ] up you
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could have called uh yeah seriously with
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this this thing you know I don't even
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get reception at my house right yeah I
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[ __ ] hate this place I know me too
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but we only have a month left and then
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it's all to C B I can't [ __ ] wait
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it's going to be so epic yeah it's
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[ __ ] great do you guys want to get a
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move on or do you want to keep licking
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each other's [ __ ] in front of my
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house [ __ ]
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you so you still don't have plans for
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college still nothing I'm way way
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uh yeah with what money yo I don't know
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why don't you rob that dumbass coffee
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shop you work at or
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something yeah because that place is
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[ __ ] loaded even if I Rob that place
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of all the cash just ever made I still
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would not get very far you're at least
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going to visit us right yes what is the
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big deal you guys are going to be back
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for Thanksgiving and winter break it's
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not the same your parents aren't like
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ours I mean we're going to have freedom
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for the first time in Our Lives exactly
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we can get drunk when we want we can get
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[ __ ] up drunk when we want have sex
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with each other [ __ ] you yeah you wish
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leave it alone Chelsea we all know that
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Ashley loves the cck pretty strange for
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a
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vegetarian what are you talking about
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you don't eat meat but you sure love a
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bone speaking of which who's that new
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guy that I keep seeing you with which
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one
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how many are
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there I don't know who you're [ __ ]
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talking about so that guy he's always in
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the coffee shop he orders like a small
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black coffee and nothing else and then
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he just sits there and [ __ ] stares at
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you for
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hours him okay he's nothing and plus he
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doesn't just stare at me he talks to me
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too sometimes when nobody's around about
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what
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everything I think he thinks I'm a
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therapist or something are you going to
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[ __ ] it grow up hell are
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you probably pleas don't sound so
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excited don't worry about me and my okay
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please what sex life oh [ __ ]
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guys isn't this Miss Williams house how
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the [ __ ] should I
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know yeah it is that's her
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car oh guys this is perfect we have to
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[ __ ] with her wait why um because it's
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her dumbass English class and I almost
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failed I almost didn't get into college
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because of that [ __ ] luckily my awesome
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saved my ass you're welcome for that by
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the way I okay so what do you want to do
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I don't know something
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epic you want to put dog sh in BR that's
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[ __ ] okay we don't even have a dog
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and you are insane you think I'm going
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to spend my entire Friday night trying
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to find
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one you know I kind of wish she hadn't
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wrote that essay for you why the [ __ ]
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would you say that because then you
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wouldn't have gotten into the school and
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you wouldn't be leaving me all alone in
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this stupid [ __ ] town oh my god
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listen to you moping it's not going to
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be that bad you're going to be on the
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whole other side of the country do you
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really think that matters in this day
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and age what are you going to talk to me
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online all day mhm sure okay so so
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you're not going to be out on Friday
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nights with your new College friends
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you're going to be sitting at home home
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talking to me online wow yeah that's
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what I'm talking about the whole dynamic
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of our friendship is going to
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change you're being over dramatic am
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I look you're acting like I'm going to
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[ __ ] die or something I'm just going
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away to school so you'll be bored for a
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little while so what you'll get over
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just start masturbating more or
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something
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you [ __ ] looking for a good time no f
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[ __ ] way [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up don't
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make me slap the shell you get in the
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[ __ ] car let's get the [ __ ] out of
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here FU oh Mrs Williams how to comeing
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yo this is so [ __ ] crazy you guys are
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the best though seriously I love you
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guys I love you [ __ ] car okay time
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for me to have a [ __ ] drink so I'm
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going to pull over oh all right so when
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did you learn how to jump start a
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car since my brother taught me uh when
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before after he got
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arrested no while he was in jail don't
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be [ __ ]
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[ __ ] right
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God this is so [ __ ] epic I love it I
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told you we going to have fun before we
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left I have to admit I can't think of a
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better way to be spending our last week
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together guys where's that Empty
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Bottle [ __ ] this
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place why did you just do that because I
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I hate the [ __ ] Sky I hate the
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[ __ ] trees can't wait to get the [ __ ]
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out of here okay I think you need more
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to drink yeah
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probably dude let's get the [ __ ] out of
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here start the
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car what are you
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doing I don't know it won't
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start turn the key I am trying to it's
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not it's not starting did we run out of
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gas or something no we still have half a
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tank I don't know what the [ __ ] is WR
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guys what's going on hi this is Gary
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from Carstar this vehicle has been
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reported stolen and the battery has been
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disabled please wait 20 minutes for the
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police to arrive thank you for your
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cooperation guys this is bad holy [ __ ]
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guys we need to get the [ __ ] out of here
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start the [ __ ] car I can't didn't you
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just hear the [ __ ] battery's been
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disabled guys we need to leave now and
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go where even if we walk somewhere don't
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you think the cops noticed three girls
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walking around a stolen car you can't
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just [ __ ] sit here all night well
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where the [ __ ] are we going to go way to
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go dumbass stealing a [ __ ] car was a
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great idea this is so [ __ ]
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up guys Caitlyn call Caitlyn she lives
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around here she can come pick us
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up I can't get through me
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neither well now what I can't go to jail
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no [ __ ] none of us can we've got to get
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the [ __ ] out of here all right all right
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would you guys just Cal the [ __ ] down
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and help me think of
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something wait a minute guys guys
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look so what there's a light on like
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someone's still awake I don't [ __ ]
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know maybe we can hide out there for the
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night don't be [ __ ] stupid they
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probably saw us no shut the [ __ ] up
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she's right we can hide out there for
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the night then what then in the morning
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we can hitch a ride back into town and
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pretend none of this [ __ ] ever happened
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wait what if they don't let us in I mean
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what are we going to say uh the car we
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stole broke down we need a place to stay
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for the night okay I don't know what
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we're going to say but we've got to get
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out of here before the cops get here
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let's gather up our [ __ ] we've got to
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go so [ __ ]
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sketchy it's either this or get arrested
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all right but what if they don't let us
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in
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Rebecca you know
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what if it comes down to it we'll
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[ __ ] make them let us Jesus where the
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[ __ ] did you get that from your brother
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seriously did you [ __ ] him yeah Chelsea
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I did I'll tell you about it later if
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you want put the [ __ ] knife away are
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you [ __ ]
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[ __ ] so blow them don't [ __ ] stab
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them what the
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[ __ ] do we have
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everything yeah I think so like what's
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the plan I don't know you know what we
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can just tell them that our car broke
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down that's it what if they want to call
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us a [ __ ] tow truck I mean we can
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just say that we already tried and that
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we couldn't get one until the morning or
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something
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I guess that works whatever just
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remember guys all we have to do is look
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helpless
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okay let's go
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maybe there's no one home
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yes
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um sorry this is uh this is going to
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seem super random but um our car broke
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down up the road a little way and uh we
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weren't able to um we weren't able to
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get a tow truck until the morning so we
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were wondering if maybe we could spend
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the night here what yeah we uh tried
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calling a tow truck but they said they
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couldn't get here till the morning so
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yeah and it's pretty cold outside for us
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to sleep in our car and we saw your
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lights on and just figured maybe we
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could come yeah okay uh why don't why
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don't you three come
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inside big seek make yourselves at
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home thank you so much for letting us in
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it's not a problem would you like some
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jerky
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okay
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so
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uh what's going
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on our car broke down we think it's the
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battery okay and the the tow track can't
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come until the morning yeah that's what
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they said well uh I don't really have a
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lot of room for
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guests uh I I guess you could sleep on
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this couch and the the chair if you want
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uh my name's Doug
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that'd be amazing thank you um Rebecca
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this is Chelsea and that is Ashley nice
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to meet you uh yeah guess I could scr
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together some some blankets and pillows
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thank you so much for everything and
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this beef jerky it's delicious oh you
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like it I made it myself really I didn't
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know you can make beef jerky at
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home certainly can uh yeah uh I've got a
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Smoke House in the back it's for
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flavoring and everything are you like a
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chef or something that is exactly right
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seriously that is so cool yeah you ever
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been to Natural Earth is that in the
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city yes exactly I am the head
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chef isn't that all like organic and
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healthy
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[ __ ] yeah yeah that's one way of putting
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it how did you get that job uh lots of
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schooling where did you go I actually
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went to a school in France
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you want to learn about food France
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that's a place to
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go if any of you are here to learn to
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make
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food get
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out get out any idiots can make food
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you the
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Masterpiece I had this one teacher Chef
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larus he loved food more than anything
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else in the world and he was not afraid
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to show
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it what is this [ __ ] is he considers
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this food where you come
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from I I did not even need to put this
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name to my lips to know that it's
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offensive to my tongue
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there are two ways to make chickens the
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right way and the wrong way and
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obviously you were sure see the wrong
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way because you're an American don't
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expect you to know how to cook he was a
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very harsh critic but it was for the
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best he wanted to make us better cooks
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and it worked I think that's where my
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real passion for cooking came from I'd
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always liked food and all but larus Made
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Me Love cook
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cooking for some reason larus didn't
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make it to class on the day of our final
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exam it was kind of disappointing for us
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you know after all larus was so much
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more than just a
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teacher let's see how larus train you
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all according to his notes it would
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appear that lus did not think you have
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what it takes to become chef but I will
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say this stew smells delicious
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yes it is delicious wonder what larus
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would say if he could be here now he'd
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probably say it tastes familiar it's his
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own recipe for garbor but I have had
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larus garbor before and this is fast
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Superior yes magnific delicious yes
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students you must come come you must all
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try this to it's all in how you prepare
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the meat everybody yes yes a true Chef
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never Reveals His
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secrets so did lus get to try your
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cookie
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no I'm afraid
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not he died shortly after I left
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school yeah it was sad so if you went to
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school in France what are you doing
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living
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here
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um I
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I uh I'm originally from here and then I
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so I left school and I came back home
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and started cooking so if you're an
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organic shf what are you doing eating
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beef jerky I thought you guys were all
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like vegan and [ __ ] like
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that absolutely not there is organic
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meat uh it's more about the quality of
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what you're eating than than what it is
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yeah I work at a restaurant too really
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you don't no you don't you work at a
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coffee shop we serve food you serve like
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bagels and [ __ ] you don't even make it
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there it's prepackaged it's so C
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okay that's it let me cook for you girls
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oh no we've already been such a bother
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no it's not a problem at all and and and
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I I like getting this random company you
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know it's it's weird um besides cooking
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is what I get to do
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best here sir I insist all
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right okay uh just stay right there
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it'll just take me a couple of minutes
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okay don't go any
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[Music]
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this is working out I know I'm so happy
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you didn't have to use that [ __ ]
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knif actually kind of cute I totally
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would have blown in for you Becca oh my
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God I can see where this is going Ashley
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remember we are here to hide out not so
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you can find someone to hook up with why
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not that'd be a great story to tell the
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kids hey kids you know how your father
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and I met well one night my friends and
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I stole a car and we thought we were
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going to have to go the hostage but no
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instead I him hostage whatever the [ __ ]
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Rebecca was going to do with that knife
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now I'm kind of wondering if I'm going
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to have to use it to stop you from
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raping this guy shut the [ __ ] up
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[Applause]
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okay
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[Music]
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[Music]
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okay so everything's in the oven now it
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only be a couple minutes before it's
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ready you really don't have to go
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through all this trouble for us it's not
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a problem at all what did you take a
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class in Hospitality too that's exactly
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right well since you're being nice
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enough to share with us we might as well
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share with you care for a drink oh thank
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you okay uh a toast
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to unexpected
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company and what I hope will be a
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delicious meal so uh now that you know
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my story what's
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yours we're college students well we
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will be so you'll be far from home
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that's exactly the
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point you're all going to the same
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school I'm not going not going to
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college nope just
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working at the coffee shop yeah until I
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find something better
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okay and uh the two of you do do you
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know what you're going to be
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studying not yet same here still on
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declared well good luck to you both and
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going away to school for the first time
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is such an amazing
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adventure Ashley don't you worry about
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not going okay I think something Good's
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going to turn up for you these things
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just have a way of coming together
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thanks okay I'm going to go check on the
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food
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I cannot [ __ ] believe this guy I know
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you think he's up to something I know I
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who does that who invites three complete
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strangers back to their house in the
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middle of the night and then cooks for
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them I don't know he's a chef chefs are
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weird what the [ __ ] is your problem I
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really have to
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pee why did you say something
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I don't know everyone was talking I
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didn't want to interrupt but now I
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really have to go go find a bedroom not
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just going to Snoop around when he gets
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back ask him I'm sure he will mind
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starting to think nothing bothers this
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guy yeah definitely seems like that is
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this that weird yeah but as long as we
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don't get arrested tonight I really
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don't give a
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[ __ ] okay
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wow this
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looks thank you it is a venison topped
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with duck fat uh aoli we've got some
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wild rice on the side some French cut
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green beans and a farmers market
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vegetable me there's no way you just
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made all of this guilty is charged uh
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these are just some leftovers but I did
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throw it in the oven and add some SP
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I hope it tastes all right well it looks
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delicious um sorry is there any way I
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can use a bathroom before start uh
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certainly uh let me show you where it
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is Happ
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te she little my own
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Sagittarian proba help and the chef
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never needs to know
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thanks wow this place is nice thank you
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you can afford all this on a chef's
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salary mostly I do do some things on the
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side yeah like
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what what was that who cares are you
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tasting this food yeah it's [ __ ]
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amazing dude it is a shame you don't eat
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meat this is amazing I don't think I've
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ever tasted anything like it before
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well that may be but I'm sing Myan what
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would it take for you to eat meat are we
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seriously going there yes because you
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have to try this now what would it
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take okay I'll tell you if I was
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stranded on a deserted island and there
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was just me and a cow and there was
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nothing else to
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eat then I'd be having ham pretty
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extreme well what's
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wrong I don't know I I just got really
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like woozy probably because of how fast
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you've been eating take a [ __ ] breath
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no it isn't that then you're
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drunk it's probably the
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conium it's also known as poison hemlock
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and it is very
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poisonous it affects the nervous system
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you see that that dizziness that you're
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feeling right now why are you saying
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that because
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it's in your
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food it's actually a very tricky plant
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to work with see too much of it and it's
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deadly luckily I found a place online
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that instructs on how to give just the
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right amount it shouldn't kill you but
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it should be enough to cause a temporary
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paralysis Rebecca get out come on we
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have to go now oh she's not going
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anywhere for a while neither are you
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[ __ ] you Rebecca come on where's Chelsea
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she is a little tied up at the moment
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see poison hemlock is what was used to
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kill Socrates was also part of my
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seasoning on the
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meat had I known you were a
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vegetarian I would have put it on the
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wild rice as well I guess that's a good
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blessing for next time
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[ __ ] vegetarians
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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what's going on good you're
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way [ __ ] are you doing what's it look
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like your friend I do some things on the
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side this is what I
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do robbing
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us for now how much you think you're
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going to really get from three girls
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that just graduated high school every
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little bit counts
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right what are you going to do to us I
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really wouldn't worry about that just
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yet
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Rebecca Rebecca what's wrong with you
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wake
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up come on we have to get out of here
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let's go wake the [ __ ] up she is
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awake how come she's not moving what did
547
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:59,599
you do to
548
00:28:55,319 --> 00:29:01,918
her I already told you forg gotten
549
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already
550
00:29:01,919 --> 00:29:10,000
oh oh well I guess I hit you pretty hard
551
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:10,000
so it's okay that
552
00:29:11,558 --> 00:29:16,278
happens
553
00:29:13,398 --> 00:29:19,158
well she has been
554
00:29:16,278 --> 00:29:21,679
poisoned you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] don't
555
00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:26,120
worry she's not going to
556
00:29:21,679 --> 00:29:26,120
die from that
557
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,679
what the [ __ ] are you doing just some
558
00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:35,240
basic prep
559
00:29:31,679 --> 00:29:38,240
work what the [ __ ] are you talking
560
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,240
about
561
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:43,880
see [ __ ] that [ __ ] let us go where's
562
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:46,278
Chelsea the last thing that you need to
563
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:48,880
be worried about right now is what your
564
00:29:46,278 --> 00:29:50,359
friend is doing oh will you get your
565
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:54,919
[ __ ] hands off or I'm going to
566
00:29:50,359 --> 00:29:58,158
[ __ ] kill you what a beautiful
567
00:29:54,919 --> 00:30:00,240
specimen so help me God if you [ __ ]
568
00:29:58,159 --> 00:30:04,080
Raper I will cut your dick off and shove
569
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:06,240
it down your goddamn throat wa is sex
570
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:08,439
all you girls think about these
571
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,960
days J what do you think your [ __ ]
572
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,720
are made of gold or
573
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:14,759
something what are you doing
574
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:18,159
then
575
00:30:14,759 --> 00:30:21,480
you have a one track mind and need to
576
00:30:18,159 --> 00:30:23,159
think outside the box see my desires are
577
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,360
not of the
578
00:30:23,159 --> 00:30:29,919
flesh my
579
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:29,918
desires perect palet
580
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,740
you're
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insane
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00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:48,599
[Music]
583
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:50,759
no I just have very particular
584
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:52,519
tastes so what you're going to torture
585
00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:56,158
us and eat us
586
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:56,159
who's who's being
587
00:30:56,558 --> 00:31:00,678
tortured did did did you forget about
588
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:04,159
the
589
00:31:00,679 --> 00:31:06,480
hemlock your your friend she's she's not
590
00:31:04,159 --> 00:31:06,480
being
591
00:31:10,599 --> 00:31:15,719
tortured can't feel a thing [ __ ] you she
592
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,960
can hear everything you're saying just
593
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,480
because she can't scream doesn't mean
594
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,558
she's not being tortured let's not split
595
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:24,038
hairs why don't you just [ __ ] kill
596
00:31:21,558 --> 00:31:26,918
her first
597
00:31:24,038 --> 00:31:29,398
that is an excellent
598
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:32,440
question I'm really glad you
599
00:31:29,398 --> 00:31:36,638
asked uh oh this is
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00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:38,080
exciting you see uh when a person
601
00:31:36,638 --> 00:31:40,599
experiences
602
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:44,038
fear their brain produces a number of
603
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:46,719
chemicals now these chemicals create a
604
00:31:44,038 --> 00:31:50,480
certain physiological reaction
605
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:52,120
um the heart beats faster the muscles
606
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,639
they they
607
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:57,879
tighten you
608
00:31:54,638 --> 00:32:00,439
sweat I me I really don't have to EXP
609
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,799
explain it all of you because it's
610
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:06,038
pretty much what you're going through
611
00:32:01,798 --> 00:32:08,440
right now uh but all of these things
612
00:32:06,038 --> 00:32:10,720
have a direct impact on how the meat
613
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:13,120
tastes and believe
614
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,558
me nothing tastes better than meat
615
00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:18,239
that's been properly marinated in its
616
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:21,059
own fear what the [ __ ] are you talking
617
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:24,720
about you can't actually taste fear
618
00:32:21,059 --> 00:32:24,720
[Laughter]
619
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,798
the only problem is that these chemicals
620
00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:34,199
do have a tendency to tighten the
621
00:32:31,798 --> 00:32:37,440
muscles and as any good cook will tell
622
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:40,120
you tender meat truly is the Hallmark of
623
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,120
any Savory
624
00:32:41,278 --> 00:32:46,720
meal will you [ __ ] stop it she's not
625
00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:48,840
aie meat she's my
626
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:52,278
friend stop
627
00:32:48,839 --> 00:32:55,519
it stop it look I have to tenderize the
628
00:32:52,278 --> 00:32:57,278
meat okay there's nothing worse than
629
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:59,120
going through all this work you cat the
630
00:32:57,278 --> 00:33:01,000
meat you cook cook the meat it ends up
631
00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:04,599
tough and hard to chill why are you
632
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:06,480
doing this you know I really thought
633
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:08,918
that you would be more understanding of
634
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:11,440
someone else's food choices being a
635
00:33:08,919 --> 00:33:15,639
vegetarian and all
636
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:18,080
um okay um I'm actually not that
637
00:33:15,638 --> 00:33:20,638
different from you you see you see I
638
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:22,519
used to be a vegetarian too so I know
639
00:33:20,638 --> 00:33:25,719
that you can appreciate going to certain
640
00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:28,359
extremes to get the proper nutrients
641
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:30,679
you're [ __ ] sick you need help
642
00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:35,000
this is that normal let me
643
00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:39,480
go let's be honest about this what I'm
644
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:43,919
doing has been a widely practiced custom
645
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:46,558
tens thousands of years and it only
646
00:33:43,919 --> 00:33:49,038
became within the last few hundred that
647
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:51,839
people suddenly started calling it taboo
648
00:33:49,038 --> 00:33:53,720
isn't taboo you [ __ ] crazy piece of
649
00:33:51,839 --> 00:33:57,240
[ __ ] it's
650
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:59,079
disgusting it's just playing wrong okay
651
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:02,480
disgusting
652
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:04,839
let's see what would be better eating a
653
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:06,960
cow that's been kept in a cage for its
654
00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:09,838
whole life being pumped full of God
655
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:12,280
knows what before it gets its head caved
656
00:34:09,838 --> 00:34:15,159
in some one says you have to eat that I
657
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,839
don't no none of your the veggie holier
658
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:19,760
than now
659
00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:21,759
propaganda all you do is you criticize
660
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,720
and you judge other people's arbitrary
661
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:27,440
food choices but you you do nothing for
662
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:29,358
good nothing for change what the [ __ ]
663
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:32,398
are you are you talking about look at
664
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:34,679
the world we've got people in one corner
665
00:34:32,398 --> 00:34:38,078
who are starving to death and in another
666
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:40,358
corner there's an obesity epidemic we we
667
00:34:38,079 --> 00:34:42,200
don't have enough food on this planet
668
00:34:40,358 --> 00:34:44,559
for how many people there are and the
669
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:47,199
food that we do have can't be spread
670
00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:48,799
around if we really want sustainability
671
00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:50,759
true sustainability which I know all of
672
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,960
you you vegetarians want and you
673
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:58,919
treasure so much then this is the only
674
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:58,918
way this worked for our ancestors
675
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:08,920
I would love to continue this
676
00:35:05,159 --> 00:35:12,118
conversation but I have something else
677
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:14,400
that needs tending so excuse
678
00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:18,519
me
679
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:21,000
um you'll you'll be here
680
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:25,960
right it's just a joke I know you'll be
681
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,960
here that's why it was a joke
682
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,079
come
683
00:35:29,199 --> 00:35:35,838
on come
684
00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:38,359
on I I can get us out of here I can't
685
00:35:35,838 --> 00:35:41,920
break free come on you have sna out of
686
00:35:38,358 --> 00:35:44,239
it come on
687
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,440
Rebecca can you at least show me that
688
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:51,279
you're
689
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:51,280
okay can you do something anything
690
00:36:01,110 --> 00:36:07,489
[Music]
691
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:16,548
[Music]
692
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:23,318
how's everything going in
693
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:24,279
here hope you're pleased with the flavor
694
00:36:23,318 --> 00:36:28,000
I
695
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:30,720
chose I know that Hickory Barbecue is a
696
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:34,639
cliche because it's such a traditional
697
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:36,159
taste I just can't imagine jerky tasting
698
00:36:34,639 --> 00:36:38,759
any other
699
00:36:36,159 --> 00:36:43,239
way what am I
700
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:47,040
saying you loved the jerky you already
701
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:49,519
know of course I have to
702
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:52,079
admit it's kind of sad and thought it
703
00:36:49,519 --> 00:36:55,280
was beef it was actually a hitchhiker I
704
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:59,920
picked up on my way back from
705
00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:02,240
Burlington please please don't don't
706
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:05,039
struggle you're just going to sweat out
707
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,039
even more of the
708
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:20,159
flavor
709
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:20,160
delicious hang in
710
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,400
he left the knife next to you you need
711
00:37:30,358 --> 00:37:35,239
to
712
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:36,559
move come on Rebecca you need to move
713
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:39,199
you just just knock it to the floor and
714
00:37:36,559 --> 00:37:41,480
I can get it with my feet come on fight
715
00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:41,480
it
716
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,039
off come on I can get us out of here you
717
00:37:47,079 --> 00:37:53,200
just need to knock the knife to the
718
00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:53,199
floor come on I'll get his out of
719
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:59,598
here no I've been thinking in of just
720
00:37:57,838 --> 00:38:03,838
sitting here arguing about the details
721
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:06,160
of all of this let just show you for
722
00:38:03,838 --> 00:38:08,239
yourself what the [ __ ] are you doing
723
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:11,598
find it strange that someone like you a
724
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:13,959
vegetarian of all people would fail to
725
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:15,960
understand the plate of someone like me
726
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,480
you're a [ __ ]
727
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,800
psychopath let's be honest here my name
728
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,838
is Doug I'm a
729
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:26,160
cannibal what does that have to do with
730
00:38:22,838 --> 00:38:30,119
me we're not that different a cannibal
731
00:38:26,159 --> 00:38:33,960
and a vegetarian see we both
732
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:35,880
have unusual diets I don't have to
733
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:39,519
[ __ ] kill people to eat my [ __ ]
734
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:43,760
food that may be true but I still need
735
00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:43,759
to get my protein just like you
736
00:38:49,318 --> 00:38:55,480
do let's let that heat up shall we what
737
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:59,440
are you doing
738
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,440
I I'm teaching you
739
00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:05,880
what are you in the mood for
740
00:39:02,679 --> 00:39:08,919
breasts or
741
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:11,800
ribs you [ __ ] stop you [ __ ]
742
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:15,559
psychopath how about
743
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:19,720
I'm HW
744
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:19,719
by some Lo
745
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:29,358
H I
746
00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:29,358
know let's go with an old favorite
747
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:36,318
drumsticks no no stop it stop
748
00:39:41,559 --> 00:39:48,039
it and now one for
749
00:39:44,199 --> 00:39:51,358
you oh God no more this is [ __ ]
750
00:39:48,039 --> 00:39:53,440
insane oh isn't that cute thought you
751
00:39:51,358 --> 00:39:56,318
all got your tattoos at the same time
752
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:59,240
huh never been a big fan of tattoos
753
00:39:56,318 --> 00:40:02,000
myself St they tasted funny you're a
754
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:05,479
[ __ ] monster not a
755
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:08,639
monster I'm just a hungry
756
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:11,240
man you're [ __ ] poison is wearing off
757
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:14,000
come on she can feel it now you don't
758
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,000
have to torture
759
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
her
760
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:26,358
no okay now then the main
761
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:28,240
course now in addition to all of that
762
00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:30,719
fear stuff I was talking to you about
763
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:32,519
earlier there are some ingredients that
764
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:35,799
go into making a delicious meal she's
765
00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:37,400
not a [ __ ] meal she's my friend
766
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,000
you're splitting hairs and you should
767
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,200
really be paying attention to everything
768
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,960
I'm saying it's pretty unusual for a
769
00:40:41,199 --> 00:40:45,559
Master Chef to be giving away all of his
770
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:48,599
secrets to an audience of
771
00:40:45,559 --> 00:40:51,039
one come on you got enough
772
00:40:48,599 --> 00:40:55,680
right you can let us go we won't say
773
00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:57,759
anything please just let us go let you
774
00:40:55,679 --> 00:41:00,159
go that would be a
775
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,839
waste you know a couple of steaks are
776
00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:03,318
nice but you can't throw away the pig
777
00:41:01,838 --> 00:41:06,318
after just having a couple slices of
778
00:41:03,318 --> 00:41:09,318
bacon I swear to God you better hope I
779
00:41:06,318 --> 00:41:11,920
don't [ __ ] break free or I will [ __ ]
780
00:41:09,318 --> 00:41:14,559
you up okay we'll
781
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:16,880
see but for
782
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:20,440
now how do you like your
783
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:22,720
meat I uh consider me oldfashioned but I
784
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:26,639
prefer mine rare sometimes medium rare
785
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:27,838
but uh never well done [ __ ] you that is
786
00:41:26,639 --> 00:41:29,679
so loose
787
00:41:27,838 --> 00:41:31,239
here I am going out of my way to share
788
00:41:29,679 --> 00:41:33,039
my culinary secrets with you and you're
789
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,439
responding with nothing but
790
00:41:33,039 --> 00:41:38,079
hostility is that any way to treat your
791
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:41,400
house I am not your [ __ ] guest you
792
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:45,240
have me tied up you're a [ __ ] monster
793
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,240
you're a [ __ ] psychopath
794
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:04,118
help help help
795
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:12,199
help don't chus
796
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:12,199
[Music]
797
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:40,039
[Music]
798
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:58,159
can I help you sorry by the night sir
799
00:42:54,920 --> 00:43:00,039
I'm officer avetti this is Officer Deen
800
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:02,480
we're here to look into a vehicle that's
801
00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:04,838
been reported stolen uh I I didn't
802
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:07,719
report a stolen vehicle was there
803
00:43:04,838 --> 00:43:09,480
automated call we located the car about
804
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,399
qu mile down the road and we saw your
805
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,679
house and we just wonder if maybe you
806
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,000
saw or heard anything unusual heard
807
00:43:13,679 --> 00:43:17,960
heard or
808
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,838
saw yes anything out of the ordinary
809
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:24,000
maybe someone roaming around strange
810
00:43:19,838 --> 00:43:26,078
noises things like that no no sorry uh
811
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,280
but i' I have been focused on on my
812
00:43:26,079 --> 00:43:31,119
cooking so
813
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:36,200
but no you have any identification
814
00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:38,400
sir yeah yeah uh sure I let me just put
815
00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:38,399
this
816
00:43:38,559 --> 00:43:44,040
down you know I need to go into the
817
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:48,039
kitchen uh do do you want to come
818
00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:48,039
in okay
819
00:44:04,010 --> 00:44:07,439
[Music]
820
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:15,160
thank you so the really car theves
821
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:17,358
running around out here according to F
822
00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:19,960
and that abandoned car down the road
823
00:44:17,358 --> 00:44:22,880
yeah you think uh think they might be
824
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:25,039
dangerous probably not looks to be a joy
825
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:27,960
ride situation just some Dopey kids
826
00:44:25,039 --> 00:44:30,039
bored and looking for some cheap thrills
827
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,358
here you go thank you uh so just to
828
00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:32,960
clarify you're saying that you haven't
829
00:44:31,358 --> 00:44:36,318
seen or heard anything unusual around
830
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:38,480
here no no nothing um I have been
831
00:44:36,318 --> 00:44:40,000
focusing on my cooking though I'm trying
832
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:43,280
out a new recipe so that's really where
833
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:46,000
my attention's been are you a chef Yes
834
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,480
actually I knew it I was telling my
835
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,639
partner on the way in here to smell from
836
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,960
your house was
837
00:44:48,639 --> 00:44:53,400
delicious well that's probably my Smoke
838
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:55,519
House see I make my own jerk I suppose
839
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:58,000
so but whatever you making now smells
840
00:44:55,519 --> 00:45:00,119
just as good maybe even better yeah you
841
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,960
do like to try some no it's it's tough
842
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:04,358
for me to judge my own Creations it's
843
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:07,159
like being your own cig well I'd be
844
00:45:04,358 --> 00:45:08,880
delighted that's a mighty fine offer all
845
00:45:07,159 --> 00:45:11,558
right well let's cut you off a couple of
846
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,559
nice pieces
847
00:45:11,599 --> 00:45:15,480
then is anybody else in your
848
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:21,200
house not that I'm aware of they must be
849
00:45:18,838 --> 00:45:22,880
trying to get in you know I think we
850
00:45:21,199 --> 00:45:24,838
need you to stay in the house right now
851
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,039
what do you want me to do look you go
852
00:45:24,838 --> 00:45:27,759
around the back look I'm sure it's just
853
00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:30,239
a deer or something
854
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:32,200
let us do our job okay just remain calm
855
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,879
we have everything under control you go
856
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:35,960
on the back I'll stand here with him
857
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,280
okay I'll uh buz you if I offic this
858
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,280
isn't
859
00:45:40,358 --> 00:45:45,119
necessary are you sure you haven't heard
860
00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:49,039
anything unusual no sounds no people
861
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:49,039
laughing and talking outside no
862
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,800
nothing you know this one hell of a
863
00:45:51,358 --> 00:45:57,239
staircase you got lead to your front
864
00:45:52,800 --> 00:46:00,039
door yeah yeah it's good workout huh
865
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:04,358
ask you why you live out here in this
866
00:46:00,039 --> 00:46:04,358
secluded area well I just like my
867
00:46:05,039 --> 00:46:11,239
piece so uh what happens if you actually
868
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:13,680
catch these car thieves well it depends
869
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,879
on a few things if they teenagers we
870
00:46:13,679 --> 00:46:16,199
probably take them down to the station
871
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,838
and run them through the routine you
872
00:46:16,199 --> 00:46:19,358
know before you call their parents but
873
00:46:17,838 --> 00:46:21,440
ultimately it's up to the car owner if
874
00:46:19,358 --> 00:46:23,799
they want to press charges I'm guessing
875
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,039
not there's no damage done anything like
876
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,559
my partner said it's probably just some
877
00:46:25,039 --> 00:46:29,719
Dopey kids and on a joy ride situation
878
00:46:27,559 --> 00:46:29,720
you
879
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,920
know yeah I'm not seeing anything out
880
00:46:33,119 --> 00:46:36,760
here I must have been a raccoon or
881
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,240
something okay so why don't you bring it
882
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:41,559
on in I think we've taken up enough of
883
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:47,279
this nice man's time wait a second
884
00:46:41,559 --> 00:46:47,280
what's going on I see a shack I see
885
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,920
smoke that's my smoke house I've got a
886
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:54,079
sealed smoko and she's going to ruin the
887
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,519
flavor if she goes in uh that's a no-o
888
00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:57,400
on the shack it's supposed to be smoked
889
00:46:55,519 --> 00:47:00,239
there that's where the flavor comes from
890
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,240
all come on let's call her
891
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:08,280
tonight well
892
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:10,519
sir looks like you were right yeah
893
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,519
probably just a raccoon or something but
894
00:47:10,519 --> 00:47:15,280
I still suggest you keep him ear out for
895
00:47:12,519 --> 00:47:18,199
anything just be careful tonight yes I
896
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,200
will absolutely do
897
00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:27,679
that kept it warm for you thank you
898
00:47:28,318 --> 00:47:32,279
you like it
899
00:47:29,838 --> 00:47:34,880
amazing what's your secret well if I
900
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:36,440
told you I'd have to kill you you know
901
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,880
you can't ask the magician to tell you I
902
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,960
did
903
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:42,480
trip will there be anything else
904
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:45,519
officers uh that depends what else you
905
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:47,559
got I then in reference to sir I think
906
00:47:45,519 --> 00:47:49,039
we all said here are these kids probably
907
00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:50,559
camping out and got a friend to come
908
00:47:49,039 --> 00:47:52,000
pick them up or something still wouldn't
909
00:47:50,559 --> 00:47:54,599
be a bad idea to check your locks before
910
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,880
you go to bed yeah you don't want anyone
911
00:47:54,599 --> 00:48:00,240
breaking in and stealing your recipe
912
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:02,200
indeed I don't uh I will definitely do
913
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:04,000
that if if there's nothing else I'd
914
00:48:02,199 --> 00:48:05,879
really like to get back to work oh look
915
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,679
here's my card you hear anything
916
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:11,280
suspicious give us a call yeah just be
917
00:48:08,679 --> 00:48:12,639
safe you know keep your head about you
918
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,839
that's usually all it takes to boy
919
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:18,159
trouble that is really good
920
00:48:14,838 --> 00:48:22,078
advice uh let me walk you out have a
921
00:48:18,159 --> 00:48:25,279
good night you too all right take care
922
00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:25,280
you too
923
00:48:41,639 --> 00:48:49,460
now where were
924
00:48:44,679 --> 00:48:52,618
we oh righted
925
00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:52,619
[Music]
926
00:49:11,599 --> 00:49:16,838
oh oh that is
927
00:49:18,119 --> 00:49:23,240
gross [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] yeah that's
928
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,240
going to be your
929
00:49:24,838 --> 00:49:30,400
slice well what do you think how do you
930
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:33,639
like it I can kill
931
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:35,680
you that' be an awfully big leap from
932
00:49:33,639 --> 00:49:40,159
car to
933
00:49:35,679 --> 00:49:43,798
M what you say oh that was the police at
934
00:49:40,159 --> 00:49:45,358
the door they were asking about some
935
00:49:43,798 --> 00:49:48,280
people who stole a
936
00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:50,039
car which I have to admit I was really
937
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,720
curious about what brought you three to
938
00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:58,639
my door uh don't worry I didn't tell
939
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:58,639
them anything police prepare yes they
940
00:49:59,798 --> 00:50:08,719
were theyve left me but I must tell you
941
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:12,880
they loved your friend let me the [ __ ]
942
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:15,279
out of here not until you finish your
943
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:21,000
dinner all
944
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:21,000
right let's cut a slice here
945
00:50:27,159 --> 00:50:29,960
don't be like
946
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:34,279
that here comes the
947
00:50:38,550 --> 00:50:41,709
[Music]
948
00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:48,318
airplane fine that's how it's going to
949
00:50:45,318 --> 00:50:48,318
be
950
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,959
eat
951
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,519
it eat
952
00:51:03,679 --> 00:51:08,279
it two eat
953
00:51:17,519 --> 00:51:23,480
it there was that so bad
954
00:51:33,358 --> 00:51:39,558
that is just not a very nice thing to
955
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:41,920
say usually something like my
956
00:51:39,559 --> 00:51:44,040
compliments to the chef would do more
957
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:48,000
standard
958
00:51:44,039 --> 00:51:48,000
please please want to go
959
00:51:50,039 --> 00:51:58,199
home I I think we both understand that
960
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:58,199
that's just not an option
961
00:51:59,318 --> 00:52:02,798
so how about another bite
962
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:09,318
H you like to hear a little story some
963
00:52:06,798 --> 00:52:11,559
entertainment with your meal
964
00:52:09,318 --> 00:52:15,838
perhaps it's actually quite interesting
965
00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:15,839
because I used to be just like
966
00:52:20,039 --> 00:52:25,759
you are we really going to have to go
967
00:52:22,119 --> 00:52:25,760
through this every time
968
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:33,839
come on
969
00:52:31,559 --> 00:52:37,200
here that's more like
970
00:52:33,838 --> 00:52:39,480
it now like I was saying I used to be
971
00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:43,399
just like you I was a very particular
972
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,719
eater well was saying I guess I am still
973
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,480
particular
974
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:50,279
just in a different
975
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:52,400
way when I got back from school I got
976
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,400
that great job at that restaurant but
977
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:57,200
all I could think about was replicating
978
00:52:54,400 --> 00:53:00,519
that recipe I had made in school I could
979
00:52:57,199 --> 00:53:04,078
never quite get it right you know at
980
00:53:00,519 --> 00:53:07,239
first I blame myself I figured I
981
00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:10,039
uh had to heat up too high or I didn't
982
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:12,679
get spices
983
00:53:10,039 --> 00:53:14,960
right I think I knew what it was whole
984
00:53:12,679 --> 00:53:17,960
time I just didn't want to admit it to
985
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,960
myself
986
00:53:24,199 --> 00:53:28,139
[Music]
987
00:53:39,639 --> 00:53:42,838
but I think we both
988
00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:50,719
understand the missing ingredient really
989
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,719
was
990
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:02,440
and your stomach tells you that only one
991
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:03,639
thing will fill it and then everything
992
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,440
will be
993
00:54:03,639 --> 00:54:09,279
okay you will never rest until you
994
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,280
satisfy that
995
00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:16,960
crav the first trick was finding people
996
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,679
most people notice when people go
997
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:21,318
missing so I had to start with people
998
00:54:18,679 --> 00:54:24,558
who might not be missed I'll get you
999
00:54:21,318 --> 00:54:24,558
some water
1000
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:36,838
homeless people were the obvious choice
1001
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:40,079
I knew that might not be PC to say but
1002
00:54:36,838 --> 00:54:40,078
it's true
1003
00:54:47,059 --> 00:54:50,179
[Music]
1004
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:09,440
[Music]
1005
00:55:06,159 --> 00:55:11,879
but now a new problem came up you see
1006
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:15,000
different people they all have different
1007
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:19,599
tastes different flavors which means
1008
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,599
that the recipe had to change
1009
00:55:21,119 --> 00:55:26,589
[Music]
1010
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:45,920
are you familiar with complimentary
1011
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:45,920
flavors I work at a [ __ ] coffee shop
1012
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:51,599
open m
1013
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:01,639
get the hang of
1014
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:05,519
it see this is where my
1015
00:56:01,639 --> 00:56:05,519
expertise really came into
1016
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:19,960
play I was able to figure out just from
1017
00:56:17,159 --> 00:56:22,399
looking at a person what their taste
1018
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,400
might
1019
00:56:23,318 --> 00:56:28,318
be if you're looking for something like
1020
00:56:25,679 --> 00:56:30,118
venison something rich and lean for
1021
00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:33,759
example you're going to want to match
1022
00:56:30,119 --> 00:56:36,318
that with a mature red burgundy or Pino
1023
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:38,119
Noir sometimes it helps if you find
1024
00:56:36,318 --> 00:56:40,239
someone who's already marinated
1025
00:56:38,119 --> 00:56:42,480
themselves not only are they easier to
1026
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:45,239
bring back home but it keeps the meat
1027
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:47,960
moist and adds lots of
1028
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:51,038
flavor these are people you're talking
1029
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:53,798
about not
1030
00:56:51,039 --> 00:56:58,200
recipes six of one half a dozen of the
1031
00:56:53,798 --> 00:57:01,519
other you're a killer I I am a
1032
00:56:58,199 --> 00:57:01,519
hunter and a
1033
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:05,038
chef I'm an
1034
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:17,440
artist nothing's easy
1035
00:57:29,639 --> 00:57:32,199
[ __ ]
1036
00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:42,279
you
1037
00:57:39,239 --> 00:57:44,759
see this
1038
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:46,559
[ __ ] is why I don't do this in the
1039
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:50,319
kitchen the
1040
00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:51,880
kitchen is the chef Sanctuary also for
1041
00:57:50,318 --> 00:57:54,199
what I do it helps not to be in a room
1042
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:58,079
that too many windows there was this one
1043
00:57:54,199 --> 00:58:00,279
time it was such a close all I had
1044
00:57:58,079 --> 00:58:03,359
everything prepared like I usually do
1045
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,359
had the meat ready to
1046
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:12,559
[Music]
1047
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:15,119
go but you live and you learn the
1048
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:16,599
kitchen might not be the best place to
1049
00:58:15,119 --> 00:58:18,798
uh chop people
1050
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:21,960
up it was about that time I started
1051
00:58:18,798 --> 00:58:26,239
making my jerky which if you recall was
1052
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:26,240
a big hit with your friends
1053
00:58:43,358 --> 00:58:51,798
hello hello Doug hi this is Officer
1054
00:58:46,798 --> 00:58:54,639
denan I was at your home earlier yes uh
1055
00:58:51,798 --> 00:58:56,199
I'm sorry to bother you like this but uh
1056
00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:58,798
something's been troubling me ever since
1057
00:58:56,199 --> 00:59:00,480
I left your house and uh I was wondering
1058
00:58:58,798 --> 00:59:05,119
if maybe you could help me out with
1059
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:07,440
something I yeah I sure um what what
1060
00:59:05,119 --> 00:59:12,119
seems to be the problem oh oh oh there's
1061
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:14,599
no problem uh I just uh well can I get
1062
00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:17,280
that recipe for that meat that you gave
1063
00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:19,039
us the taste has been on my lips ever
1064
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:21,519
since I left your house and if I go home
1065
00:59:19,039 --> 00:59:22,960
and tell my wife about it and she'll
1066
00:59:21,519 --> 00:59:26,318
just kill me if I didn't learn how to
1067
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,318
make it myself
1068
00:59:26,559 --> 00:59:31,039
yes
1069
00:59:28,199 --> 00:59:34,239
uh now I normally I don't like giving up
1070
00:59:31,039 --> 00:59:36,599
my secrets I understand that really and
1071
00:59:34,239 --> 00:59:38,038
I I thank you so much for doing this I
1072
00:59:36,599 --> 00:59:40,920
really appreciate
1073
00:59:38,039 --> 00:59:43,319
it yeah yeah yeah no it's not a problem
1074
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:44,599
I'm glad you liked it so much uh the the
1075
00:59:43,318 --> 00:59:46,798
first thing that you need to know is
1076
00:59:44,599 --> 00:59:51,960
that preparation is
1077
00:59:46,798 --> 00:59:51,960
everything do you have a non-stick pan
1078
00:59:51,969 --> 00:59:55,049
[Music]
1079
01:00:03,679 --> 01:00:09,519
please say you're so with
1080
01:00:06,039 --> 01:00:11,839
me come on come on girl we got to get
1081
01:00:09,519 --> 01:00:11,838
out of
1082
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:18,160
here please Rebecca come
1083
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:18,160
on say
1084
01:00:23,519 --> 01:00:27,960
something yeah yeah
1085
01:00:31,039 --> 01:00:37,359
here hurts so much oh God I know I know
1086
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:40,920
I'm going to get this out of here
1087
01:00:37,358 --> 01:00:43,480
okay Rebecca he left the knife Next to
1088
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:48,039
You Can you feel
1089
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:51,798
it okay you're so close just a little
1090
01:00:48,039 --> 01:00:56,680
bit further back right okay you almost
1091
01:00:51,798 --> 01:00:56,679
have it you almost have it come on
1092
01:01:00,318 --> 01:01:06,159
all right okay the knife fell right I'm
1093
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,880
going to try and reach it with my foot
1094
01:01:06,159 --> 01:01:09,879
okay I'm going to try and get it I need
1095
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:14,079
you to stay with me
1096
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:14,079
okay all right
1097
01:01:26,239 --> 01:01:31,679
I know you don't but I'm going to get
1098
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
you out of here okay we're going to get
1099
01:01:31,679 --> 01:01:34,879
you to a
1100
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,119
hospital and they're going to take care
1101
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,119
of
1102
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:46,000
you all right I got it I
1103
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:46,000
just I just need to
1104
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:24,838
okay all right I got it
1105
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:44,519
okay oh oh God okay we're back all
1106
01:02:41,358 --> 01:02:48,119
right I'm going to get this out of
1107
01:02:44,519 --> 01:02:51,759
here where's I don't know I don't know
1108
01:02:48,119 --> 01:02:51,760
okay I don't know you I don't
1109
01:02:53,039 --> 01:03:00,278
know fine leave Al okay
1110
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:03,639
all right come on come on Rebecca don't
1111
01:03:00,278 --> 01:03:04,960
get off on me now come on let's go let's
1112
01:03:03,639 --> 01:03:07,960
get out of
1113
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,960
here
1114
01:03:08,798 --> 01:03:15,358
I all
1115
01:03:11,119 --> 01:03:18,559
right okay all right all right stay here
1116
01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:20,838
okay I'm going to I'm going to find
1117
01:03:18,559 --> 01:03:23,839
Chelsea and we're going to get out of
1118
01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:23,838
here
1119
01:03:24,318 --> 01:03:29,480
go okay back me
1120
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,610
[Music]
1121
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,999
[Music]
1122
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:08,199
all right no no it's not a
1123
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:10,559
problem Oh the meat uh
1124
01:04:08,199 --> 01:04:13,480
well can't give you all my secrets now
1125
01:04:10,559 --> 01:04:14,760
can I no you're just going to have to
1126
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,480
experiment for yourself you'll find the
1127
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:20,079
right
1128
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:24,039
flavor okay yeah no it's really not a
1129
01:04:20,079 --> 01:04:27,920
problem you too okay all right good
1130
01:04:24,039 --> 01:04:27,920
night good night good
1131
01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:34,759
night hey
1132
01:04:34,929 --> 01:04:39,730
[Music]
1133
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:56,440
[ __ ] God
1134
01:04:59,639 --> 01:05:03,639
God stop
1135
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:33,159
where you
1136
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:33,159
going dinner's getting cold
1137
01:05:56,318 --> 01:05:59,719
[ __ ] you
1138
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:40,760
holy [ __ ] remember what are you doing I
1139
01:06:37,079 --> 01:06:43,519
I sh save your strength
1140
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:44,720
okay tell you no please tell me later
1141
01:06:43,519 --> 01:06:45,679
okay I need you to stay with me I'm
1142
01:06:44,719 --> 01:06:48,159
going to call an ambulance and we're
1143
01:06:45,679 --> 01:06:49,679
going to be okay no please you don't
1144
01:06:48,159 --> 01:06:51,719
have to say anything just try to relax
1145
01:06:49,679 --> 01:06:55,078
okay I'm going to get this out of here I
1146
01:06:51,719 --> 01:06:55,078
love you
1147
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,960
no
1148
01:07:04,119 --> 01:07:09,000
no that was
1149
01:07:06,519 --> 01:07:11,880
sad I hate it when people have a
1150
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:16,798
personal relationship their food not
1151
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:16,798
food you [ __ ] she was my friend
1152
01:07:17,358 --> 01:07:23,798
yeah I liked her
1153
01:07:19,798 --> 01:07:27,519
too back the [ __ ] off for what you're
1154
01:07:23,798 --> 01:07:27,519
going to Su T me
1155
01:07:36,079 --> 01:07:40,960
you've got it don't you what the [ __ ]
1156
01:07:38,159 --> 01:07:42,960
are you talking about the taste the
1157
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:46,159
hunger shut the [ __ ] up I'm going to
1158
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:50,039
[ __ ] kill you no you're not not yet
1159
01:07:46,159 --> 01:07:53,159
oh no no you still need me need you for
1160
01:07:50,039 --> 01:07:56,359
what train you're
1161
01:07:53,159 --> 01:07:58,000
insane you think it's easy in a few days
1162
01:07:56,358 --> 01:08:00,519
you're not even going to be able to eat
1163
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,519
anything
1164
01:08:01,559 --> 01:08:09,440
else [ __ ] you I'm nothing like you yeah
1165
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,400
yeah you are you just don't know it yet
1166
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:14,480
you killed my friends you [ __ ] piece
1167
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:17,079
of [ __ ] well you know what they say if
1168
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:21,198
you want to make an omelette you got to
1169
01:08:17,079 --> 01:08:21,198
crack a few eggs [ __ ]
1170
01:08:23,238 --> 01:08:28,838
you it's not that bad it's really not
1171
01:08:26,238 --> 01:08:31,439
that bad it's people eating people
1172
01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:33,359
people eat people once you get used to
1173
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:35,119
it it's fine they say it's supposed to
1174
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:36,359
give you Powers even but I haven't
1175
01:08:35,119 --> 01:08:39,719
really felt
1176
01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:44,400
anything it's barbaric
1177
01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:46,520
barbaric my flesh is the true food my
1178
01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:52,158
blood is the true drink do you know who
1179
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:56,000
said that Jesus Christ John
1180
01:08:52,158 --> 01:08:57,519
6:55 you are a [ __ ] psychopath you
1181
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,198
know I'm beginning to think that you
1182
01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:02,640
were never going to come along on this
1183
01:08:59,198 --> 01:09:05,198
journey with me which is a real shame
1184
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:09,960
because I had not been planning on
1185
01:09:05,198 --> 01:09:13,119
killing you but you are changing my
1186
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:14,439
mind now I have a problem because I
1187
01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:16,838
already have one of your friends in a
1188
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:19,238
smoker and she is going to be more than
1189
01:09:16,838 --> 01:09:20,838
enough jerky for a while and your dead
1190
01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:23,559
friend in the kitchen here while she's
1191
01:09:20,838 --> 01:09:26,000
beening all kinds of cuts but what am I
1192
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:27,159
going to do with you
1193
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,798
wait for
1194
01:09:27,158 --> 01:09:33,318
me I could chop you up in cubes make you
1195
01:09:30,798 --> 01:09:35,560
into stew I can grind you up into
1196
01:09:33,319 --> 01:09:36,719
hamburgers or I can kill you everything
1197
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,920
i
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01:09:36,719 --> 01:09:39,640
b
1199
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:41,480
[Applause]
1200
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:46,920
no
1201
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:50,119
hey I know what I'm going to do stop
1202
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:52,719
I'm to let you live for a little
1203
01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:54,439
while start right eating with feet so
1204
01:09:52,719 --> 01:09:57,319
you can watch yourself get E from the
1205
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:57,319
alive
1206
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:06,360
yeah here you go eat ra I like your
1207
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:09,799
ra that's right going to start by eating
1208
01:10:06,359 --> 01:10:13,759
the feet then I'm going to work my way
1209
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:16,440
up your legs hey I'll leave and eat your
1210
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:18,920
puss get off me you sick fck that's
1211
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:22,599
right fight you get the blood pumping
1212
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:26,119
you let it flow I can feel it it's right
1213
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:29,199
look can eat you blood pumping
1214
01:10:26,119 --> 01:10:33,000
you're covered in sweat even your
1215
01:10:29,198 --> 01:10:33,000
tears you're Bing
1216
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:39,159
yourself get off
1217
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:46,198
me kill my
1218
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:50,479
brother don't
1219
01:10:57,119 --> 01:11:00,119
a
1220
01:11:07,279 --> 01:11:10,460
[Applause]
1221
01:11:52,198 --> 01:12:01,079
so much fun I know this is great
1222
01:11:55,238 --> 01:12:01,079
beautiful huh Perfect Day mhm mhm
1223
01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:06,880
woo all right living life in the
1224
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:16,238
F going on an adventure with my sweetie
1225
01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:21,519
yes all
1226
01:12:16,238 --> 01:12:21,519
right W wo what
1227
01:12:28,679 --> 01:12:35,679
[ __ ] you got to be kidding
1228
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:35,679
me now what are we going to
1229
01:12:37,319 --> 01:12:45,158
do I don't know I gu
1230
01:12:41,158 --> 01:12:45,158
see take a look down it I
1231
01:12:48,679 --> 01:12:53,600
guess you think you can fix it
1232
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,760
no
1233
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:21,158
signal what other option do we have yeah
1234
01:13:30,399 --> 01:13:33,399
here
1235
01:13:56,719 --> 01:14:01,560
what if no one's
1236
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:04,880
home looks like the lights are
1237
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:04,880
on knock
1238
01:14:09,119 --> 01:14:16,439
again oh thank God you're home oh my
1239
01:14:12,719 --> 01:14:19,359
goodness um my husband and I um our car
1240
01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:21,559
broke down down there and um could we
1241
01:14:19,359 --> 01:14:25,238
use your phone we're not getting any
1242
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:25,239
reception at all
1243
01:14:36,198 --> 01:14:40,629
why don't you two come inside thank you
1244
01:14:38,359 --> 01:14:43,698
so much thank you very much no
1245
01:14:40,630 --> 01:14:43,699
[Music]
1246
01:14:49,399 --> 01:14:55,839
problem so would you like some jerky
1247
01:15:04,679 --> 01:15:09,440
[ __ ] get the [ __ ] my business unless
1248
01:15:07,119 --> 01:15:11,920
you just want that business even know
1249
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:13,799
[ __ ] who the [ __ ] can't get a witness
1250
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:15,480
unless you in church cuz some real [ __ ] a
1251
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:17,719
snitching me and [ __ ] ass [ __ ] don't
1252
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:19,638
get like Devil never like Christmas get
1253
01:15:17,719 --> 01:15:22,480
it where I get it don't excuses no
1254
01:15:19,639 --> 01:15:25,560
apology looking like I'm sh ever no
1255
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:29,678
theology iing only one we nobody
1256
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:31,400
stopping me motivation I'm like I'm Mone
1257
01:15:29,679 --> 01:15:34,840
ruing everything around me now about
1258
01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:34,839
that got my whole
1259
01:15:40,359 --> 01:15:46,079
team like a [ __ ] Stone all that she
1260
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:48,479
got me blown mying on Dr looking for bch
1261
01:15:46,079 --> 01:15:54,158
take me home you down like Domino cuz
1262
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:54,158
she want real [ __ ] you li Li
1263
01:15:56,679 --> 01:15:59,679
I'm
1264
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:03,719
[Music]
1265
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:21,960
me bur it out [ __ ] in Hustle what I'm
1266
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:24,159
all about get know get bed what they
1267
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:26,079
call it now see me I'm cool my I'm I
1268
01:16:24,158 --> 01:16:28,960
stay so tight just I can
1269
01:16:26,079 --> 01:16:30,479
Joy get by cuz that's my choice going to
1270
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:32,079
stop till I get that Ro matter what the
1271
01:16:30,479 --> 01:16:35,839
fact I make that noise can't hear me
1272
01:16:32,079 --> 01:16:38,279
make off me let me the off I'm go get it
1273
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:42,920
I want to spin just make it de feed the
1274
01:16:38,279 --> 01:16:42,920
P I want for B living I CH
1275
01:16:43,198 --> 01:16:46,198
I
1276
01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:55,359
roll was my in said I wouldn't be in
1277
01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:57,719
just up another mission B never snit and
1278
01:16:55,359 --> 01:17:03,599
me that s and me
1279
01:16:57,719 --> 01:17:03,600
that what I like to do make attitude
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