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If you are born to have it, you would have it .if you are not, you should not sianggle for it.

Money?

Thank! Thanks!

Bluff! Bluff! Bluff! What is your bluff about?

You are fantasic! You know even my surname is "Tsou"

Take out your hand, let me have a look!

There is a "killing husband" line one you palm, associated with your mouth.

Even you have more husbands, they will be blown to death.

Ridiculous, I foresee that you would not die at ease.

You haven't paid the money yet!

I pay!

Money?

Your mother, how come there is no line on your palm?

Master, do you really have to work?

Astronomic bastard, you have bed conscience.

How dare you steal the writ & offend the law

In accordance to the rule, peel off the skin of his hand, expelled and executed.

I would appeal

Appeal dismissed, executed.

Old devil, you are expelled, how dare you still come to see me?

King of hell wants you to die in mid-night.

Where is the leader's writ?

Old devil, you are cruel & brutal.

When you get the leader's writ, it is time you pass away.

There is no leg of the bamboo headed cart, the old drunkard alights.

Come!

Come!

Uncle of the master has come!

Uncle of the master.

You monkeys, are recklessly walking around, sooner later be knocked down by a car.

Are you alright?

Uncle of the master, is it you come recklessly to me

Yes!

I would be the witness

You are drunken driving the car

Not drunking wine, is white grape.

What? You still want to threaten me?

I have the responsibility of all business in the world.

You'll be in trouble if the leader knows it.

I dare not, but you have poured clean water

Why do not go to work fast? Fast!

Wish you know what is swollen face & nose.

Want me to rub the arse again.

Uncle of the master, you cannot walk over there

Let me relax tonight and sleep on your bosom.

Very afraid of the wake up time...

Hit to be slippery!

Uncle of the master!

Sinful!

It is fine that nothing happened, let me drink first, who beat me?

You...

The arm is cut off.

Who is the son of a bitch curses me?

Not me.

It must be you!

How come it is so accurate?

You bitch, you will be held responsible for anything happening to me.

The leader arrives

What is the mater?

I am afraid.

Don't be afraid, let's drink some wine to enstrengthen courage.

Good morning, elder brother!

Morning! Morning!

You are quite diligent.

Uncle of the master.

I think you have become a good man, do you drink wine or not?

Elder brother, I haven't! Haven't

You have changed behavior of the uncle of the master in such a way, sinful, sinful!

Uncle of the master, any more wine, I still want to drink.

It's all your fault, set a bad example.

It is unfortunate to the association it is unfortunate to the association.

How does you punish me this time?

Okay, I give you one month time to beg donation for refurnishing the Exorcist idol.

Refurnish the witch idol?

And to find cherry boys who are born in the year of "Sun Mou", the 15th of August.

Midnight for the purpose of opening ceremor

Elder brother, you can just find any young Taoist priest.

It is unnecessary to say? Why don't go quick?

OK....

Remember, I want cherry boys.

I know, it is to find a Virgin Chicken!

Tonight I am not relax, and I am drunken on your...

Do you want some more wine?

Time up

The grandmother books on.

You are late again?

I give my face & mouth a wash &to urinate.

You become a hawker, go in quickly.

Grandmother, it is the 15th of the month today, let's have a rest day.

Rest day what? Go in!

There is no rest day in the middle of the month

Get the writ, you can be the leader of the association.

Fire Carbon River? Trivial thing.

Troublesome, the shoe is stuck.

It is stuck tightly, it is fine that I still get the alternative, I can walk through the buck path.

I almost have become a human fresh sandwich

The grandmother really knows how to calculate therefore, I have to be roasted.

Let me wear my shoe first.

You can't shoot, shoot, without shooting the target.

Banana monster.

Very dangerous, I am already knocked down by you

You have come, come on come on, I am here

Come on, you stupid fellow

Come on, I am here

How come you take incense burner as closet.

You can't get off anyway, see you!

Damn it, banana addict again.

Alright, eat up, have more!

You would suffocate to death, there is no more melon.

I cannot give you the last banana.

Grandmother, it is unworkable this time, what should I do.

Grandmother!

A really useless fellow, be patient for a moment, let me work out a method.

Itchy foot.

Grandmother, I failed again

Useless. Try again

Don't want it.

Even you stab me in the back.

They are joking only, you are so scare.

There is something I want you to help.

What is the matter?

This is my elder sister's business, let's talk when we are walking.

Chiu, where do you go?

Grandmother

Grandmother, it's the last time, alright?

You have promised, let's get going.

Me first...

Stop arguing, follow the queue with your birth date

After following the queue, take it out & let's see

What are you doing?

Are you telling us to take it out for you

I am telling you to take out the record of date & time of birth for me to see.

You come first.

Mother! You two profitless girls

How can you let people see you nude, you really is?

Perversive old man, goes back.

They are her bastards? Does it really give birth to them

That's my turn.

You are too big.

I am a cherry boy.

Quite good, good, you are the one. What do you do?

Inspection, don't move!

Is it useful?

Keep it for you, you still want to cheat me

I want virgin chicken.

Want virgin chicken?

Cherry boy.

I am cherry boy

I don't want a big one, I want a little one.

Then I cannot help.

Get aside if you can't help, go away!

Date and time of birth, please check.

I glance and at last, I find the useful ones, let's drink for it.

Confirmed.

Still with dyes?

Your father is a dye-house owner, you still want to cheat me, you...

This tactic is no longer applicable.

Accompany the female Arabat today.

Go out for business visit.

How much does it cost?

Five cents.

What? Why is it so expensive?

Please help.

You have torn my magical paper

All of you four have to donate.

Installation of steel plate. Here!

Distribution of magical papers. Yes.

I don't want...

This is the donation of my aunt, isn't my earning

Too see how much of the donation?

It isn't a small amount.

That person looks very troublesome

Let's go to help him Olay!

Any trouble, let me help.

I do not have trouble.

You fool, he's gone!

Went away? It is you.

If you donate come incense money, you will have no more trouble.

Right, donate, quick.

You donate incense money, I am asking for it.

I donate one ounce to you, you give me 2 ounces

Then you owe me one ounce, give it to me....

You really are smart.

Don't say that, we are same kind

Two robbers are equal to each other

How do we sort it out?

Don't scare, take my possession, beat him

What a big hole!

It's shame that so many men insult an old man.

Mind you own business, we are going.

Unworkable, is there any heaven doctrine, look at me.

I am fallen down to death.

Get up! Are you alright! Don't scare, I am with you.

You are too old to fight, look at mine.

Watch out!

I nearly have my head cut off

It is very dangerous!

The big evening stint is written off

There is more money to earn

He...

I just want you to get donation money, not shame!

Yes!

Don't get going

Don't be so emotional

If I don't beat him, he didn't know I am severe.

Virgin chicken, how old are you?

Brother Chiu, are you hurtled? No

I have told you don't be meddlesome, we have still a lot of things to do!

It isn't attractive.

Girl friend, it is not Virgin Chicken

Uncle Chang and Aunt Chang arrive. Why did you die so early.

My life is really miserable Please put the incense in the incense burner.

First bow, second bow.

You are really violent dead.

Why does the Dead Dog still not arrive?

Third bow.

The family of the dead expresses gratitude!

I am late.

Sorry... I am late, sorry!

This gentleman please put down the incense.

Sorry, make a mistake, he is not.

He is a professionally bereaved child!

The professional bereaved children, line up!

Come on, wear quick!

Uncle Lee... please put down the incense.

First bow! Second bow! Be quick! Almost every guest has come,

why do you come now!

I am busy at my show!

The family of the dead expresses gratitude.

Please sit down! Please sit down...

Where is tear? Do you have any professional moral?

Give me so small amount to salary, what is more you want me to do?

In accordance to regulation, one ounce for one drop of tear.

Salive, nose mucus, I can give you 20% discount more.

You better go to rob the bank.

You are right, of course it is not the same!

Mr. Pang arrives!

Please put down the incense. First bow!

Why do you come so late?

Second bow!

Dress well!

Third bow! To bow!

The family of the death to express gratitude.

Your husband died so early, you really are not fortunate!

You remain alone, I therefore have a chance.

What is the silly thing you said?

Is there any chance to pay the last respect?

You dead ghost, get away?

To paid the last respect!

No effective anathema to me!

You are so discourteous, come on!

Come...quick! Come on!

Your husband's dead face looked terrible it is not identical to the photograph outside.

Corpse of course looked terrible.

I haven't seen you for so many days, I am impatient, hurry up!

Even though you are impatient, you need not beat me.

I haven't beaten you!

You haven't beaten me?

Would there be ghost?

Don't grumble, come... hurry up... come on

It is shaking violently, the soul has returned not until 21 day after death.

Mouthful of gold plated teeth, we make a fortune this time.

What are you shouting on? Cry! Hurry up!

Daddy, you died so violent!

How is it? Is it comfortable and interesting?

Is comfortable, but your hand is chill.

Of course it is chill when working here.

Why your hand is also chill?

What, elder sister? Is there ghost inside?

Inside there, inside there...

Nothing nothing, he feel over sorrowful, it scares me to death.

Have a chance now!

Dad, you passed away so quick, I see your mouth this full of gold plate teeth,

I feel sorrowful.

This is tear, this is nose mucus, why should I feel sorry to you?

I cannot stop once I start crying.

Dad, you passed away without taking to me first

Dad, you are violent dead!

Money, take the tips.

Dad, you are violent dead!

Why are you crying angrily?

According to your way of crying, you are easy to make a fortune!

How can fortune be made so easy, right.

Get loosen! Got loosen!

Dispatched! Of course, it can be dispatched! Crying loudly.

I can have it pulled off only with extensive force.

I see whether it is purely golden or k golden?

I help you rub.

No, thanks! I do it myself.

Ah... arrive...

Scare away!

Why do you leave so hurry?

I go to buy the sedative.

Really? Let's go to find a witch.

Please invite your husband's soul out & ask what has happened?

Okay!

Old devil, I figure out that you would come here.

Old devil, you definitely would die.

Good grandson, follow me.

I would return.

Grandmother, the old devil had gone?

On out behalf, I make Wu the 6th successor.

From now on, you've to take up the responsibility.

The new leader of the society kneels down & prays to the ancestor.

I relax tonight...

Hasn't got a drop of wine here!

Pei, you drink the stolen wine, & do nothing, go to work. Yes!

Wine shop!

There is no money and no wine.

There is an anniversary sale in our Dragon Tiger Taoisd Temple tonight.

Is there such a thing!

Is there such a thing?

First come first serve, 1.5 ounce per head, you can take it when you see it.

Old Taoisd priest, real a false.

It is as real as pearl, there are two coins.

But these are exchanged for half of your coin.

That... have to exchange.

You don't accept, I would exchange with others

Boss, it is profitable to exchange half coin for two coins.

Okay!

This is for me, this piece is given to me, thank

Nothing, you said there are two coins there.

There are two coins given to you.

This is Dragon tiger Mountain's cheque, come up & cash it.

You actually are cheating me.

Ta Chia Liao, you make me lost half of a coin I deduct the amount from your salary.

It's all your fault.

Boss, we use this half of coin to buy wine the last.

Take my money to buy wince.

Is it okay. Wait a moment.

This big bottle of wine cannot be filled in the gourd.

Boss, I drink first.

Open the mouth a little bit, close the eyes, then you can drink your fill.

Once again, once again

Drink off

Kung Ming meets Chu Ko Liang

Smell it is equal to drink it.

You still want to cheat my wine, you are dizzy.

It's the first day of the month last time

It's the 15th of the month today.

How much do you donate?

The more the better.

It is unworkable if a small amount is donated.

How much?

Say it?

Say, hurry?

Is it enough to donate I ounce? It is okay.

Sing a song in the wine shop for 1 ounce

It is you again

Of course it is me, how much you prepare to donate to me today.

The little ghost is not here today, you definitely would die.

Last time you hadn't kicked to lower part.

I am here, I am here

You are pressed to death.

It becomes a mortar

Don't go away!

Who escapes!

I let you suffer my family's severe "machine fist"

Machine fist, I never heard it before

You are brave, you come over here.

You are courageous enough to say that again, come over here

You really come over here

Roasted egg, keep it for yourself.

You still want to suddenly attack me. Dare not, dare not.

You two stupid fools come up together.

I beg donation for you

To beg donation for me?

Let me glance

The robber is robbing money

Don't run!

Fortunately we run fast, no wine

It's you again

It's fine, you are living here

Yes, it is my home!

Wine... Wine...

This wine cannot be drunk

Good! You drunk the wine offered to the God

The Master does not say anything, what are you worry about?

Let me deal with him, what do you do?

I communicate with soul here

You should not believe in this type of tricky pretension to God and ghost.

She is my grandmother

Right... you should not drink the wine offered to God... you should not

There're all on 15th of the month, one's missing.

Grandmother, he is looking for me.

You grandmother is still so angry at her such old age.

The grandmother feels annoyed if someone touches the things on the prayer board

What's so unique, I won't touch it.

The one who is still alive would not last long

You curse me to death.

It's you? I already know what you are not a cherry boy.

You are not, I am still new.

I check on it! Cherry boy, cherry boy... I am almost blind.

Chiu, stop aside.

I have something to talk with your grandson, why are you so angry?

I am looking for Chiu

Please sit down! Can I offer you a cup of tea!

No, thanks.

It is hot?

It isn't hot, it isn't hot.

It isn't hot, please drink.

Drink! You want to subject me to test.

I never think that your Kung Fu of smoking is so good.

You mean I am a big wild ghost, do I nearly look like.

No... I don't mean that... I don't have fate with Tisd.

Of course I don't have fate with you, but I have fate with your grandson.

Two persons of same sex expel each other, who has fate with you?

Damn old man, why do you come here?

I am the Drunken Taoisd priest from the Dragon Tiger Mountain.

Your grandson's birth-date just fits mine.

How nice!

So the monk of Dragon Tiger Mountain is only a drunken cat.

Why didn't you tell us before?

Chiu, where is Chiu?

What's to be done?

You really want my naughty grandson?

It depends on your fate!

What shall be done?

Why are you till here?

I'll go....

Here you are, sister!

Sister...

Shiu Fang, it's me!

Are you ill?

I just want to collect the money you owe me.

But I'm afraid that the ghost'll grab me.

That's why I put these on to keep me safe.

My sister isn't in, come next time.

You can keep me company

Would you please wait here.

Okay, let me help you.

I don't need your help, go to take the dish for me.

Okay...

Dish...

Dish arrives.

Please help me sash the vegetables.

Okay, it is my best skill of washing the vegetable, I can do it well

I can do better without your help.

I feel painful, the clip is tight.

You like to pretend to God & ghost, now I give you a chance.

Chance? What is the chance?

Wait until the return of my elder sister's lover.

If you scare away the lover, it indicates that you care for me.

Okay, I can do it well.

Don't beat, don't beat, I am Mountain Dog.

It's painful!

It's you again, you pulled off all the gold plated teeth from the dead man last time.

What the hell you are doing today? You would be beaten to death soon or later.

Brother Chiu, come over here! Shiu Fang!

We go out for a walk.

Your performance is not bad. I would give you a chance next time.

There is no next chance, you still want to stab in my back.

You shouldn't dream that I would go back with you to the opening ceremony.

That's it! Never mind, if he is not willing to.

Bad luck.

You pretend to such a appearance, like nothing like a bird.

Look like a bird.

There is a Cantonese slang called "dig the bottom part of a wall", you understand?

I know it, I am really stupid.

I haven't finished yet.

The dead old dog is still bothering me, it is very annoying to me.

Annoying! It is more annoying to me than you.

Old Devil found out house & caused us troubles.

This old devil is really powerful?

Other than he is powerful, he is merciless.

His hair and eyes flashed fire.

It is really terrible? That is it?

Wu Shun Chiu, let me see where you are going to hide?

I haven't finished yet, the man is on his way.

Hurry up!

Must not act recklessly.

Then what should I do?

I want you to commit suicide by jumping down into the wall, if you do not jump.

I would kill the girl first.

I don't want to die.

Shiu Fang, therefore, I have to die.

Brother Chiu, brother Chiu, I go to die with you.

Don't hurry, I am using abdominal language to joke with you.

You damn Wu Shun Chiu, is really annoying o me, and teasing me.

You intentionally scare me, damn you. Okay.

It's annoying...

Don't be angry, I joke with you only,

Olay, don't be angry.

Why are you still scolding me?

I haven't!

It's annoying!

Get going, hurry!

This trouble is caused by you dead dog again.

I think you want me to beat you again?

None of my business.

This is what I am taught by the damn old man!

You this drunken old cat again.

No, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!

Misunderstanding? You are difficult to get me open the ceremony for you.

Unless you defeat me in our fighting.

Don't care for him, let's go!

Wait....

How are we going to fight?

You wait for me tomorrow in the noodle stall near the road junction.

Okay.

What am I going to do?

This is what you are going to?

Grandmother, my husband passed away for almost a month.

He always bothers me as a soul.

It makes me feel very uneasy.

I want to talk with their soul.

What is the name of your husband?

Let you say.

Let me say? How can I say?

I ask what are his surname and other name?

Her husband's name is you Li Sor.

Right... this is his husband's date time of birth.

How did he die?

On horse back...

He was fallen down to death on horse riding.

Right... fallen down to death.

What is his relationship with you?

I, I am her lover...

Can't tell...

Wait outside of you can I tell.

I am his cousin!

Cousin is relative, you can sit over here.

Now I ask you husband out.

When he comes out, you can ask whatever you want, turn you face downward.

Go to hell, King of hell does not cause trouble.

The cow headed out horse faced guards of hell please stop aside.

The soul and wild ghost step aside.

Now I go to find it in hell.

What are you doing?

I... nothing? Haven't done anything.

I come here with bare feet God.

Your alive spouse Sue Un Un wants to talk with you on earth.

After I finish, she'll talk with you.

I have come, Un Un, I want to see you so much!

You are dead, why are you still bothering me?

I have lost my gold plated teeth, and have to lick the food.

I would burn some gold plated teeth to you.

It's fine, who is the one behind you?

He, he is your cousin!

Cousin! I am your cousin!

Cousin is a member of the family.

Then you offer me one more green hat.

Okay! Definite offer, definite offer!

I am at ease now, I leave...

Damn ghost! Wait for a moment!

Any other matter?

I am lonely and pitiful on earth.

You know, it is enjoyable only if I have five meals each day.

That's why I need to have a permanent rice coupon.

Grandmother, the old devil has come into the prohibited area.

Troublesome!

Are you unhappy or not? You can teach me how I am going to do?

You therefore have to formally look for a hussar

Right! That is what I mean.

You have to find a man wearing the Taoisd clothes, and he has red nose...

The man with protruded teeth is suitable to you.

Otherwise, you will die violently, & will come to see me in hell.

I therefore have no more amusement.

Don't quarrel.

Are you unsatisfactory or not?

Satisfied! Satisfied! I would do as what you.

I would go if you promise.

How can you make suck a joke?

He gets going!

This is a small offer, we are leaving!

Why do you leave?

Do you call yourselves God of wine? There are 6 types of wine.

If you can taste what wine is it; I would go back with you to open the ceremony.

I have been drinking wine for ten years, if I am not god of wine, I am the ghost of wine.

You must lose this time, and I enjoy the wine.

Slow down, if you cannot taste you are lost, & we mind our own business in future.

A word is a word.

Wu Chia Pi!

You really have skill.

Don't hurry, there are some more? Samshu!

Dachu! Mou Tai!

What? Can you taste what is this wine?

Why I can't taste it, the wine is so fine.

I would know what is this wine after a few more sip

Strange!

Still can't tell, eh? I'll go.

Hang on!

After I finish this, I'll tell you.

Urine!

Stay there!

Why are you following me? Go away.

You were cheating.

Let's use our Kung Fu.

Who's scared?

Dear.

What're you doing?

Don't listen to her, I'm great!

Aren't you frightened to have a short life?

What're they doing? Wait

You all used to be vicious.

I'm not that stupid.

Are you fooling me around now?

You're marvelous in catching women. There's on

Give me a chance. Don't trouble me.

If you fool her around, I'll follow you.

Otherwise, forger everything.

Scared?

Right, I'll do it no matter what.

Stop nagging!

Haven't seen such people before!

Give way.

Stay aside, you.

He looks awful.

Though the sugarcane is small.

It is hard at iron

Miss, this one is for you.

That witch is right.

Wait and see, bye.

Don't go.

Help.

I haven't said it yet, and you?

Anyhow I'll get hold of you today.

Thanks

And you'll know what you'll get.

Coming.

Hat's coming?

Coming....

Police!

Wait for me!

Protruded-tooth, wait!

Who is laughing?

It's you virgin chicken? Don't run!

Where can you go?

Damn you, don't run.

Good gracious!

No one!

Devil, you have offended the rules.

Must be punished & thrown out.

See my technique, really useful.

I must appeal.

It's been rejected, carry it out...

Go to hell.

You still run? Are you chasing after me?

It's him.

I am in your hands.

Ask me if you want him.

You're the head, watch it.

No problem.

Don't be so useless.

Her I am.

You're dead this time, this way.

Quick.

You can't hide forever!

Chiu, it's fun.

How about trying it once more?

How can it be virgin like this.

I quit.

Once more.

I'll just use one hand.

One hand? Come on!

No, use both hands.

Alright, then a tongue as well.

Fine!

One hand, two hands, & a tongue...

Wonderful, completely fantastic.

Two hands like this & a tongue?

Damn you, every time you appear at the wrong

Don't mind him, let's go elsewhere.

It's ruined again.

Shiu Fang, don't run that fast.

I don't care about you anymore.

Don't get angry with me.

Shiu Fang, wait.

Do you really mean it.

What're you doing with that monk?

He said my birth time is useful to him.

Don't get angry.

I really won't care about you anymore.

Forget him, better talk about us.

Where shall we go now?

Anywhere except where that drunken thing is.

I doesn't work, one more.

Get is.

Bomb.

It's a real one watch out.

You must die this time.

Fun, let me have a look.

Who's so cruel? Yes, you!

Not dead yet? Another one!

Acrobatics?

So me ate what he grew.

It serves him right.

Chiu!

Don't go.

Let it be, he's already gone.

You're lucky this time.

You're useless!

Master, everything is ready.

Take more care next time.

It's the steal plate that saved my life.

Who are you?

Starry Devil, you are already poisoned by me.

So do what is say.

If you resist, the poison'll work faster.

Or do you prefer to die that way?

You disgraceful devil!

Medicine! Give me... medicine.

I don't believe it

That's me! What's happened to my spirit?

I must get it back.

How dare you!

Really bad luck!

Master, I have no money

Why does it resemble me so much?

Must get it back first!

How come it how more than one head?

It's like Hell here.

Where is that head now?

Damn it, want to frighten me, bastard.

Where can you go?

You old fool, reduce my wife.

Isn't she your wife?

No, she is my girl!

Then you seduced someone else's wife.

I don't care, you have to give me Kang Mi Sin.

What is Kang Mi Sin?

It's blackmail money.

I don't want her even if she pays.

Now you are being tough. What are you doing?

Taste my weapon!

Protruded-teeth.

My gracious.

Don't run to Protruded-teeth.

So here you are.

So you planned this? Where else can you go?

Don't go!

Don't be shy, lie down & have a rest.

You're marvelous, I feel good.

It's you, why are you disguised?

Don't you like it?

I don't like fraudulence.

It's good.

It's terrible. What do you want?

I must beat you to death...

Help!

You're choking me.

You deserve it.

You just make me hot.

I can't bear it.

I'm frightened.

So you're hiding here, don't go.

You want the writ, ask me first.

It's a woman

Grandmother

Grandmother... what's it?

Grandchild, the writ is in your name.

I've got it.

Don't let old devil get it, destroy it if not.

Grandmother, you can't die, wake up! Grandmother...

The Drunken Taoisd is the only person who can help you.

Grandmother, you can't die!

Vicious woman!

Medicine...

Catch it!

Don't you want to live?

Please give me one more chance.

Master, are you all right?

Okay!

Quick, move!

Young chap, cool down, you're lucky to meet me.

Or else, you would have gone with your grandmother.

How can I let my grandmother die like that?

If you had not come, I would have leveled their place already.

Yes, right. Hot blooded!

If your birth date was not good, I'd not care about you!

Even if I die.

Chiu, it's good to be safe.

The Drunken Taoisd came to help right after he heard you.

Don't bother with him anymore.

You won't appreciate the other's kindness.

Even though you're kind to others, they won't accept it.

But I am different.

I'll devote myself to you.

I don't know.

You're too foolish to understand it.

The Drunken Taoisd is the only one who can help you.

Chiu, why don't you two work together.

Isn't that nice?

Then grandmother could die in peace.

Drunken thing, mind your back!

Hell, old Devil is here.

What's next?

Chiu what shall we do?

Better run!

The door is locked.

We'll manage it if we don't get killed now.

I can't, even my flat has been burnt.

It's better for you to die.

My flat is gone because of you.

Homeless now!

What'll happen to me?

No-one else?

I'll stick to you like glue from now on.

I Libel!

Sister, be quiet, let's think of a way.

Keep silent?

We have nothing now.

Sister! Shut up!

Right, we must plan it very carefully.

Better all back to my place.

I haven't revenge for my grandmother.

In case the Old Devil gets the writ.

I can't face grandmother.

This is even more important than going back.

Yes, of course.

You're selfish to think of yourself only.

What selfish!

You're not the only one who were borne in 15th of August.

I can find another one.

Please go then.

But I can't bear Starry Devil's deeds.

And I decide to gibe you a hand.

Chiu, then it's all right now.

Right...

His idea is your idea.

Ours are the same.

How about we all stay here tonight.

Is it alright?

Chiu, go to bed early then.

Right, you all go to bed early.

I'll take a stroll outside.

Right.... go to bed...

Let me relax & sleep on your embrace.

What's it, get up

I can't sleep. I want...

You... want what?

Want you to accompany me.

I can't bear it.

What is it in your back?

What?

Damn you, Protruded-teeth.

I won't let you go easily.

Where are you, damn thing?

Where are you?

Chiu!

Chiu...

You come near & I'll kill her.

Chiu...

Chiu!

What's the matter?

That's quick, where's Old Devil!

You're always late for everything.

Correct, so they'll all be dead by the time I arrive.

The best way is to follow me back.

Right, Chiu, we'll follow him.

Woman is forbidden on Dragon Tiger Mountain, you two better wait for my message.

Where's sister?

She's waiting outside, let's go.

Don't leave me behind!

My legs gibe way.

We're building up the altar for the ancestor.

Here is Chang of Dragon Tiger Mountain in his best robe.

In his hand are authority and orthodoxy

He is traveling in the sky & showing his features.

All the evil devils will be destroyed.

Today we call the one who was born on the 15th of August.

Wu Shun Chiu, our successor, invite our ancestor.

When did I become your successor?

Nominally only!

The ceremony begins, Wu steps forward.

Yours, quick. Remember to fight with Old Devil for me.

No problem... after the ceremony.

You're also a virgin!

No!

I know what to do.

Yin Yang & universe bow to our ancestor.

A white chicken & some pure water.

The banner dissolve in the water.

Now spray the cocks comb with the sacred water

I swear to be orthodox & get rid of all devils

All bow & the monk'll show his incredibility.

Left eye the universe, right eye the alive and dead.

The sacred water'll keep the prosperity of the country.

It's finished, wine next.

The ceremony is over. Ancestor, back to you seat, please.

So the original self!

Is what you found a virgin?

Old Devil?

Hand out the writ or I'll remove the place.

What the use of yelling here?

Brother, I'm ready for this.

Good chap, dare you come here!

Old Devil, today is your last day in the world.

And I'll pray for you.

Spiral dart.

Incredible! Watch out

How come your face is like this?

Her again

At your back.

How come both of them are all right?

We're not the main actors.

Why?...

Nearly finished.

Much better now.

Thanks!

Got ready!

The yin yang set.

Even Old Devil can't get through this.

Brother, but it is a little bit weak.

The northern sword!

The illusive shadow.

It's all been defeated, help quickly...

It's broken in pieces.

How come the set is so useless.

I covered you up.

Dangerous!

I'll catch it!

It slipped.

You're better

Not even a gasp & a drink?

How can you drink here when I am fighting in my life there!

I'm thinking!

Thinking?

Watch this.

Old Devil, your dad's here.

He's in, go quickly.

You idiot, let me finish you first.

Chance's here

All your bullets are gone. Anymore?

Why's the place in such a mess?

Dead again, thank God!

How come the monks look like this?

It's the same, brother.

It's all your fault, get hold of him.

Finally I can see you, it's your dad here!

My heaven!