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HEY, UNBORN KID.
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IT'S YOUR DAD--
CRAIG--AGAIN.
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO
PLAY CATCH WITH YOUR DAD,
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SO GRAB ONE OF YOUR MITTS.
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OH, .
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T-BONE, I
UP YOUR CAMERA.
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OH--I CAN FIX IT.
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I JUST NEED SOME SCOTCH
TAPE OR SOMETHING.
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SON OF A BITCH.
GOD DAMN IT.
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HUH!
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{\an8}THEY ALL HAVE GUNS!
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{\an8}WOO-HOO!
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OW!
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PUSH 'EM.
PUSH 'EM TOGETHER?
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SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!
I NEED YOUR BIKE!
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OH, GOD!
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{\an8}UH! UH!
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BOSS, BOSS, YOU'RE OVER
THE LINE.
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AAH!
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{\an8}DUE TO RECENT UNAPPROVED
TELEVISION INTERVIEWS
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{\an8}THAT SOMEBODY
IN THE DEPARTMENT
GAVE, IF IT COMES UP,
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THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT'S
OFFICIAL POLICY ON GHOSTS IS
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THAT WE NEITHER ACKNOWLEDGE
THEM NOR DO WE--NOR DO WE
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DISAVOW THE POSSIBLE
EXISTENCE OF THEM, OK?
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SO IT'S A COVER-UP.
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I'M NOT SAYING
IT'S A COVER-UP.
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WHAT I'M SAYING IS WE
DON'T--WE DON'T ALL
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
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THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BLACK FOLKS
AND WHITE FOLKS.
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WE DEFINITELY BELIEVE--
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HEY, BERNIE MAC, ARE YOU
GONNA DO A WHOLE DIFFERENCE ON?
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AND WE DANCE WEIRD?
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NO, NO.
I WANT TO--WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN--
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I JUST THOUGHT--
I JUST THOUGHT
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I'D INVITE YOU
TO MY WORLD FOR--
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NO. AND THEN
THE GUY SWEEPY COMES--
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ONE
SECOND.
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THAT'S ALL I
WANT.
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NO, NO. YOU DO
YOUR BIT, AND I'LL
BE SWEEPY WITH THE BROOM
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AT THE APOLLO AND
YOU RUB THE LOG.
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DO THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
BLACK FOLKS AND WHITE FOLKS.
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OOH, OOH.
DO THAT.
LISTEN.
OOH, OOH.
DO THAT.
LISTEN.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BLACK PEOPLE
AND WHITE PEOPLE?
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BLACK PEOPLE
DON'T BELIEVE
IN GHOSTS.
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AND WE DON'T
LIKE MAYONNAISE,
LIKE YOU GUYS.
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YOU GOT TO START PUNCHING UP
THESE JOKES, OR SWEEPY GONNA
COME OUT AND GET YOU.
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SWEEPY GONNA SWEEP YOU
RIGHT OFF THE STAGE.
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THAT'S THE SANDMAN,
AND HE TAP-DANCES YOU
OFF THE STAGE.
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I APOLOGIZE.
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COFFEE, PLEASE.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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HERE YOU GO.
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EVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,
I'VE BEEN COMING
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INTO BURGER COUSIN,
AND EVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,
SUSAN HAS BEEN GIVING ME
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MY COFFEE JUST EXACTLY
THE WAY I LIKE IT,
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WITH 8 HAZELNUTS
AND 6 SPLENDAS.
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BUT TODAY...SHE GIVES
ME BLACK COFFEE.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE SHE'S
SENDING ME A SIGNAL.
THEY'RE BEING ROBBED.
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THEY'RE BEING ROBBED.
GOD DAMN IT!
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FREEZE, !
WHOA!
FREEZE, !
WHOA!
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HIT THE
GROUND, .
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FREEZE, !
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DON'T YOU MOVE!
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ASSUME THE POSITION,
.
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I GOT YOUR SIGNAL.
WHOA.
OH, MY GOD.
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I GOT THE SIGNAL!
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MY SIGNAL?
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I--I DIDN'T GIVE YOU
A SIGNAL.
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YOU JUST GAVE ME
A BLACK COFFEE.
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YEAH.
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YOU ASKED FOR A COFFEE.
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I'VE BEEN COMING IN
EVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,
AND YOU GIVE ME
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A COFFEE WITH
8 HAZELNUTS
AND 6 SPLENDAS.
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NO, I DIDN'T GIVE
YOU A SIGNAL.
NOBODY'S ROBBING--
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OH. OK.
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IS YOUR HAND
NECESSARY ON MY--
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OK.
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OUT OF EVERYBODY
IN HERE...
YEAH.
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WHY DID YOU POINT
THE GUN AT ME?
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I DON'T FEEL LIKE I DID.
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YOU VERY SPECIFICALLY
TARGETED HIM.
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S
ACCURATE. AHEM.
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AND YOU PUSHED HIM UP
AGAINST OUR CASH MACHINE.
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DID I?
DID I BUMP YOU?
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YES.
DID I BUMP YOU?
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YOUR HAND WAS
ON MY ASS.
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COME ON, BRO.
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I DON'T--I DON'T--BRO?
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THIS ONE WILL BE
MY MULLIGAN, OK?
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THIS IS SO MY BAD.
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AND ALL YOU
, DON'T EVER
ROB ANYTHING, AND--
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ESPECIALLY
THE BLACK .
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HEY!
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COME ON, MAN.
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HEY, RAI?
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WHAT'S UP?
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I, UH--HA HA--
USED UP ALL OF MY
PSYCHOTHERAPY BENEFITS
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WITH THE, UM,
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
INSURANCE COMPANY.
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YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO GET YOU
SOME LITTLE PILLS TO HELP YOU
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MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY?
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MY MAMA GOT A LOT
OF THAT STUFF.
SHE KNOWS SOMEBODY.
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NO, NO, NO.
I HAVE--NO, I HAVE
LOTS OF PILLS.
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WHAT YOU NEED?
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UM, I, UM, I FOUND
A LOOPHOLE.
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IT TURNS OUT THAT
I ONLY USED UP
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MY INDIVIDUAL
THERAPY BENEFITS,
BUT I DIDN'T USE UP
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MY COUPLES THERAPY
BENEFITS, SO--
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YOU NEED ME TO HELP
YOU FIND SOMEBODY
TO BE A COUPLE
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WITH YOU SO YOU CAN GO IN
THERE AND GET YOUR BENEFITS?
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IN A WAY.
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SO, HUH?
UMM...
SO, HUH?
UMM...
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I JUST NEED--IT'S
NOT THAT WEIRD.
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I JUST NEED YOU
TO PRETEND
LIKE WE'RE A COUPLE.
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A COUPLE OF WHAT?
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FOLKS.
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I'LL PAY YOU.
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BOOM.
OK.
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A SISTER DON'T
WORK FOR FREE.
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OH, LORDY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.
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HA HA. AHEM.
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{\an8}HEY! SO WE'VE SET UP A--
SECURITY CHECKPOINT HERE
AT JOHN McKAY HIGH SCHOOL
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{\an8}IN AN EFFORT TO
KEEP OUR YOUNG
FOLKS AS SAFE
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AS POSSIBLE SO THAT THEY
CAN FILL UP THEIR BRAINS
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WITH FANCY
BOOK-LEARNING.
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PROTECTING THEM FROM
EACH OTHER, I GUESS.
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WE'VE ALSO STOPPED
BUYING BOOKS
AS OF LAST YEAR.
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YOU KNOW
THEY STOPPED
DOING THAT, RIGHT?
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YEAH. YEAH.
ART WAS THE FIRST
TO GO, THEN GYM.
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NOW MATH, I THINK.
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AND THEN ALL SPORTS
EXCEPT FOR SOCCER.
YEAH.
AND THEN ALL SPORTS
EXCEPT FOR SOCCER.
YEAH.
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AND IF YOU WONDER
WHY THEY'RE
KEEPING
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THE SOCCER, UH--
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THAT'S A MUY
INTERESANTE
PREGUNTA.
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HOLA.
BIENVENIDOS.
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HOLA.
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OH, HEY, MA'AM?
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OK.
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DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT
FOR THAT? OF COURSE.
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YEAH? CAN I
SEE YOUR PERMIT
FOR THAT REAL QUICK?
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REMEMBER, DON'T
LOSE THAT.
YEAH.
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IF YOU LOSE THAT,
YOU HAVE TO WAIT
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TILL EVERYBODY'S
CLAIMED THEIRS, OK?
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NO PISTOLES.
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GRACIAS.
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DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT
FOR THAT, PLEASE?
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OH. OH. OOH.
YUP.
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THIS IS--THIS IS
THE GLOCK, HUH?
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YEAH.
OH, THAT'S A NEW GLOCK.
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OOH, THAT'S LIVE.
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IT'S A NEW--LOOK AT
THE DETAILING IN THERE.
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WOW.
COMPARED TO THIS ONE.
WOW.
COMPARED TO THIS ONE.
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BEAUTIFUL.
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WOW. UNBELIEVABLE.
YEAH. WOW.
BEAUTIFUL.
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I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR
A GUN LIKE THAT.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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NOW, LET ME CHECK
THIS FOR YOU.
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NO, THAT'S MINE.
THAT'S MINE. THAT'S MINE.
THAT'S MINE. HA HA!
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OH, OH, OH.
SORRY.
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YEAH. OK. YEAH.
YEAH. OK.
THERE WE GO.
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I FEEL LIKE WE GREW
UP IN A NORMAN ROCKWELL
PAINTING--
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BY COMPARISON?
KIDS RUNNING AROUND
RAPING EACH OTHER.
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WE USED TO CHASE A--
WE WOULD LITERALLY
CHASE A WHEEL
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WITH A STICK DOWN
THE STREET SOMETIMES.
WITH A STICK DOWN
THE STREET SOMETIMES.
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I MEAN, WE WERE
POOR, OBVIOUSLY.
WHAT ARE YOU, 51?
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51.
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51--51--OH.
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IS THIS THE ONE
I THINK IT IS?
YEAH.
IS THIS THE ONE
I THINK IT IS?
YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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51, HOW DID I
FORGET YOU?
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OH, SHE'S A BEAUTY.
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WOW.
SHE IS A BEAUTY.
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OK. TAKE CARE NOW.
WELL.
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I'M JUST GLAD
HE'S ON OUR SIDE.
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YEAH.
NO .
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I HOPE HE'S
ON OUR SIDE.
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{\an8}AS THE THREE OF US BEGIN OUR
WORK TOGETHER, I WOULD LIKE
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{\an8}FOR US TO BE AWARE
OF THE DISTINCTION
BETWEEN HEARING
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AND LISTENING, OK?
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AND WITH THAT IN MIND,
I'M GOING TO ASK--
I'M GOING TO ASK
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EACH OF YOU TO TELL
ME WHY YOU'RE HERE
TODAY, AND WHILE
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THE OTHER IS SPEAKING,
I WOULD LIKE FOR
YOU TO BE REALLY
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LISTENING--OR, HEARING--
THE OTHER PERSON
AS OPPOSED TO
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JUST LISTENING OR--
I'M SORRY--AS OPPOSED
TO JUST HEARING.
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OK, SO YOU WANT ME TO HEAR
HER, OR YOU WANT ME
TO LISTEN TO HER?
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I JUST SAID THAT I--
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HEY, WHO THE HELL
IS HAYLIE DUFF?
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UM, SISTER.
SHE'S THE SIS--
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I'M SORRY.
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THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF
HEARING AND LISTENING.
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WE DON'T HAVE THAT.
WE HAVE, LIKE, 7 HOURS
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WITH HER, SO LET'S GET--
I WOULD RATHER--
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AND, RAINEESHA, I
HAVE A FEELING THAT
YOU'RE HEARING ME--
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I'M SORRY, YOU'RE
LISTENING TO ME,
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BUT YOU'RE NOT
HEARING ME.
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HEY, WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
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SHE NEVER LISTENS.
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YEAH. NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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BOOM.
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THIS IS ALL FOR HER.
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WE'RE HERE FOR ME.
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I'M GONNA FALL
BACK, HUH?
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AND I'M GONNA LET
HER GO ON AND
CHOP IT UP WITH YOU.
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OK.
I'M GOOD OVER HERE.
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WE CAN JUST PRETEND
LIKE SHE DOESN'T
EXIST, RIGHT?
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WELL, THAT IS NOT
ASKING HER TO...
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TODAY IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
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BE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
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EXCUSE ME. I'M PAYING
A $10 COPAY FOR THIS.
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FOR ME, THAT'S
A LOT OF MONEY.
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YEAH.
I MAKE $8,000 A YEAR.
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THAT'S BELOW
THE POVERTY LINE.
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OH, NO.
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HOLY .
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OH, NO.
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OH, WOW.
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I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO--
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HOW YOU
DOING TODAY, GLEN?
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HOW DO I SMELL
TO YOU, SOLDIER?
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WHAT--CAN'T SMELL
YOU FROM HERE, GLEN.
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I TAKE MY ORDERS
FROM THE FOREST.
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I'VE SEEN THINGS, SOLDIER.
221
00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:55,116
YOU'VE SEEN THINGS.
222
00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:58,578
UH, IS YOUR UNIFORM
AROUND ANYWHERE?
223
00:08:58,579 --> 00:08:59,955
IS IT INSIDE THE PLACE?
224
00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,249
THIS IS MY UNIFORM.
HMM.
225
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,960
WE ARE THE HOLLOW MEN
STUFFED WITH STRAW.
226
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,630
I THINK MAYBE YOU BETTER
JUST TAKE A VACATION,
GET REFRESHED.
227
00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:09,839
WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN
TO VEGAS FOR A COUPLE DAYS,
228
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,716
GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER.
229
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,927
YEAH. GO TO
VEGAS, GLEN. HUH?
230
00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:14,803
YOU DO GET VACATION TIME,
DON'T YOU, GLEN?
231
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,972
I DO NEED A VACATION.
232
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,765
YOU DO NEED A VACATION.
I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
233
00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,141
DRIVING UP, AND I SEE
YOU DOING--
234
00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:23,144
I NEED A VACATION.
NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
I NEED A VACATION.
NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
235
00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:24,813
ONLY 4 MORE
YEARS, GLEN.
236
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,147
YOU'RE ALMOST--OH, IT'S OK.
237
00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:27,148
IT'S OK.
LET IT OUT.
238
00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,233
LET IT OUT.
LET IT OUT.
239
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,027
IT'S ONLY 4 MORE YEARS FOR
THE PARK SERVICE, GLEN.
240
00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,154
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BE UP HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
241
00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:35,825
WITH NO ONE TO TALK
TO FOR 4 MORE YEARS.
242
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,831
EXCUSE ME.
HEY, FELLAS.
243
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,957
HIYA.
244
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,334
HEY, CAN I HAVE
A WORD FOR A SECOND?
245
00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,670
YEAH, SURE.
COME IN.
246
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,673
I GOT TO TALK
TO MY PARTNER.
HANG ON A SECOND.
247
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,799
MY WIFE AND I ARE
CURRENTLY SEPARATED.
248
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:57,971
SHE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND THAT
MY SON SHELBY THINKS IS
249
00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:02,892
THE CAT'S PAJAMAS,
AND I TOLD MY SON THAT
I WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP
250
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,936
'CAUSE I WANT HIM
TO THINK I'M COOL,
251
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,647
SO IF YOU COULD JUST
HELP ME OUT FOR A SECOND.
252
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,357
JUST PRETEND.
PLAY ALONG.
253
00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:11,651
LIKE I'M THE COOLEST--
254
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,986
ABSOLUTELY.
255
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,863
SHELBY, COME ON IN.
SEE THE FELLAS.
256
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,864
HEY!
257
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,532
HOW ARE YOU, SHELBY?
258
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,201
SHELBY, THIS IS, UH,
STICK.
259
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:21,870
WE GO WAY BACK, EH,
RIGHT, STICK?
260
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:26,374
UH--UM...YEAH.
YEAH.
261
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,545
REMEMBER THAT
TIME WE WERE TAKING
THOSE DRUG DEALERS DOWN?
262
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,213
WE DROPPED THEM.
263
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:34,883
REMEMBER WE LAID
DOWN THE HEAT?
OH, YEAH.
REMEMBER WE LAID
DOWN THE HEAT?
OH, YEAH.
264
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,469
YOU TOOK ONE TO THE PENIS.
THEY SHOT HIS OFF.
265
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,429
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
YOU OK? HOW'S IT FEELING?
266
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,889
THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
I REMEMBER THAT.
267
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,768
THAT'S WHY I CALL HIM
DIP STICK, 'CAUSE
HE LOST HIS DIP STICK
268
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,894
IN THAT CRACK HOUSE.
269
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,229
YOU HAD YOUR
IN YOUR HAND,
270
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,357
AND HE WAS TRYING TO PUT
IT IN THE WRONG WAY.
271
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,943
I FEEL LIKE WE'VE TOLD SO
MANY GREAT STORIES ABOUT--
272
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,070
YEAH.
LAW ENFORCEMENT.
273
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,030
YEAH!
THANK YOU.
274
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,948
OH, I'M GONNA DIP YOU
IN BUTTER AND EAT YOU.
275
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,242
THANKS, GUYS.
276
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,040
WHAT THE
WAS THAT, GUYS?
277
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,209
THEY DIDN'T LOOK
ANYTHING ALIKE.
278
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:09,919
NO, THEY DIDN'T.
279
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:12,962
DIPPED IN BUTTER?
IS THAT WHAT HE SAID
280
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:15,090
HE WANTED TO DO TO HIM?
I THINK SO.
281
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,259
HE SAID HE WANTED TO DIP
THE KID IN BUTTER.
282
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,472
{\an8}WHY
DON'T YOU TELL TRUDY
283
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,891
{\an8}SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE
AFRAID OF.
284
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:27,352
HUH?
DIG DEEP
AND LOOK AT TRUDY.
285
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,604
I'M LISTENING.
I'M REALLY LISTENING.
286
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:30,730
YOU'RE HEARING IS
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
287
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,107
I HEAR HER--OH, NOW
I'M HEARING YOU.
288
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,024
IF YOU WERE JUST LISTENING,
I'D HAVE TO STOP YOU.
289
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:36,152
OK.
YOU NEED TO HEAR.
I THINK IT'S HEAR.
OK.
YOU NEED TO HEAR.
I THINK IT'S HEAR.
290
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,278
I HEAR YOU.
291
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,613
AH, I DON'T KNOW.
292
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:41,783
I FORGET WHAT
IT--. I'M SORRY.
293
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:47,580
I AM--I AM AFRAID...
294
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,709
of...
295
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,420
YOU CALL ME
A ONE
MORE TIME,
296
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,755
I'M GONNA REALLY SLAP
THE OUT OF YOU.
297
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,966
GOOD SHARE.
GOOD SHARE.
298
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,428
TRUDY, HOW DOES
THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
299
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,762
AFRAID.
300
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:03,764
YEAH.
301
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,312
{\an8}QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
{\an8}OH, MY GOD.
{\an8}QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
{\an8}OH, MY GOD.
302
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:12,480
{\an8}QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
303
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,648
{\an8}OH, GOD, IT SMELLS.
304
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:14,816
OH, JESUS.
305
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,150
GOT TO GET IT--
306
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:15,942
OK.
307
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:16,985
UH.
308
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,573
1, 2, 3.
309
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,783
NO, RENO.
310
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,034
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOU DUMPING
YOUR PROBLEMS
311
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,495
ON OUR SIDE OF
THE COUNTY LINE!
312
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,081
SHERIFF, SHERIFF,
TAKE A LOOK.
313
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,133
SEE YOU LATER.
THANK YOU!
314
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,509
HEE HEE HEE!
315
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,010
I'LL MOVE THE DOG.
316
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,181
WHOO HOO HOO HOO!
317
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,517
HEY, CINDY?
HELLO?
318
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:52,479
I GOT--NO, IT'S ME.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
319
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,355
UH, I GOT A QUESTION
FOR YOU, CINDY,
320
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:58,693
ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FILING
THE SEXUAL ARRESTS HERE.
321
00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,277
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
OK.
322
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,069
BECAUSE THE OLD SYSTEM,
323
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,322
IT DIDN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE TO ME.
324
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,741
WELL, IT USED TO BE
ALPHABETICAL,
'CAUSE NORMALLY
325
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,868
YOU'D THINK, "OK,
I KNOW. BRAD JOHNSON.
326
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,662
HE'S A PEDOPHILE.
I'LL LOOK UNDER J."
327
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,330
RIGHT.
HOW DO YOU HAVE IT?
328
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,039
HOW DO I FIND
BRAD JOHNSON?
329
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,044
BY PRICE.
330
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,043
RIGHT.
331
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,087
BY HOW MUCH I WOULD
CHARGE--NOT ME.
NO.
BY HOW MUCH I WOULD
CHARGE--NOT ME.
NO.
332
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,465
YOU DON'T CHARGE
ANYMORE.
333
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,258
WE DON'T CHARGE FOR
SEX ANYMORE, DO WE?
334
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,676
NO.
NO, WE DON'T! NO.
NO.
NO, WE DON'T! NO.
335
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,720
SO YOU GOT
THIS PEDOPHILE HERE
336
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,013
RIGHT NEXT TO
THE FELLA WHO'S
337
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,890
DOING A THING
TO THE BODIES
IN THE MORGUE.
338
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,058
IS THAT REALLY MORE
EXPENSIVE THAN THIS?
339
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,851
RIGHT. YOU KNOW,
WHAT HAPPENED WAS
340
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,437
BECAUSE IT'S HARD
TO GET RID OF THIS ONE.
OH!
341
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,271
WE GIVE A DISCOUNT
ON THIS ONE.
342
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,898
OH, YOU GET
A DISCOUNT
FOR THIS ONE.
343
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,066
IT'S LIKE A TWO-FER.
344
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,235
THANK YOU.
LOOKING GOOD, CINDY.
345
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,110
HEY. AH.
WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
346
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,363
DO WE HAVE THOSE
TEA-BAGGING FILES AROUND?
347
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,406
YEAH. SURE.
348
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:54,916
YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS?
RECORDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS?
RECORDS.
349
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,959
YEAH.
YOU USED TO HAVE TO LISTEN
350
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,794
TO A WHOLE SIDE OF A RECORD.
351
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,045
WELL, IT'S NICE 'CAUSE
YOU GET GROOVING
AND STOP AND YOU
352
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,589
GOT TO CONSIDER,
WHEN YOU WALK UP
AND FLIP THE THING--
353
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,090
FLIP IT.
SIDE ONE IS
AN EXPERIENCE.
354
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,217
IT'S AN ACT.
ACT ONE.
355
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:08,221
TRAVIS? HEY.
356
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,807
HEY!
357
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,099
HOW'S IT GOING?
358
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,768
GOOD!
359
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,394
HOW ARE YOU?
360
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,937
GOOD. I
DIDN'T--UH,
361
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,106
I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE A COP.
362
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,943
YEAH! YEAH!
363
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,071
I MEAN,
I--I--I WAS IN A RODEO
364
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:29,284
FOR A WHILE, BUT THEN I,
YOU KNOW, THE ROAD
365
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,244
JUST GOT TO ME.
OH.
JUST GOT TO ME.
OH.
366
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,788
SO I GOT A JOB AT
THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
367
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,332
COOL. YEAH.
368
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,625
THAT'S A GREAT JOB.
369
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,960
YES.
370
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,087
CINDY.
BETTY.
371
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,965
BETTY. BETTY! BETTY.
YEAH. IT, UM--
BETTY. BETTY! BETTY.
YEAH. IT, UM--
372
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,091
'95!
373
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,261
YEAH.
374
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,180
GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
375
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,974
YOU, TOO. BYE.
376
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,393
TAKE CARE, NOW.
377
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,980
GLASS HOUSES, BRO.
GLASS HOUSES.
378
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,649
GLASS HOUSES.
'95. WOW.
GLASS HOUSES.
'95. WOW.
379
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,444
MY TV IS OLDER
THAN SHE IS.
380
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,655
HEY!
381
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,490
Second man: HEY, HOW ARE
YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?
382
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,618
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO LEARN
ABOUT HEALTH INSURANCE?
383
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,827
YEAH!
384
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,454
WHO KNOWS WHAT
HEALTH IS?
ANYONE KNOW?
385
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,789
WELL, I THINK THE DEFINITION
OF HEALTH IS NOT HAVING
386
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,668
A PREEXISTING MEDICAL
CONDITION THAT YOU DON'T
TELL THE COMPANY ABOUT.
387
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,461
DING DING DING DING.
WE GOT A WINNER
OVER HERE.
388
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,170
Second man:
THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.
389
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,213
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
390
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:28,676
YOU GIVE US $500 A MONTH,
AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
391
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,512
PRETTY MUCH IF--MOST
THINGS ARE COVERED.
392
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,640
ARE YOU SAYING--
LET'S ASK YOU THIS.
393
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:37,894
WHAT IS THE SCARIEST THING
YOU THINK COULD HAPPEN
TO YOUR BODY?
394
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,813
BEAR ATTACK.
395
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,023
WE WOULD COVER THAT.
396
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,358
YOU WOULD COVER
A BEAR ATTACK?
397
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,234
IF YOU'RE ON THE JOB...
YEAH.
398
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,654
AND YOU GET--IF YOU'RE
IN YOUR WORKPLACE
AND YOU GET ATTACKED
399
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,156
BY A BEAR,
WE WILL COVER THAT.
IN THE WORKPLACE.
BY A BEAR,
WE WILL COVER THAT.
IN THE WORKPLACE.
400
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,075
WORKPLACE
IN HERE?
401
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,202
ANY ANIMAL ATTACKS
THAT HAPPEN
WITHIN THE BUILDING--
402
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,329
COVERED.
YOU ARE 100% COVERED.
COVERED.
YOU ARE 100% COVERED.
403
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,040
INSIDE THE BUILDING.
MINUS ATTACK DOGS THAT ARE
ALREADY IN THE BUILDING.
404
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,333
I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING, THOUGH,
405
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,292
BECAUSE THIS IS A LITTLE
BIT OF A WAVY AREA.
406
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,045
IF YOU BRING IN
AN ANIMAL
407
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,172
THAT SOMEONE--
NOT EVEN YOU--BRINGS
408
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,008
INTO THE FACILITY,
THEN THAT IS CANCELLED.
409
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,218
ANY ANIMAL
WITH AN OWNER.
410
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,636
IF WE HAVE A BREAK-IN,
411
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,347
LIKE A WILD ANIMAL
BREAKS IN, THAT'S THE
ONLY WAY WE'RE COVERED.
412
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,933
A BEAR HAS
TO WALK IN HERE
AND ATTACK US.
413
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:17,892
First instructor:
AND, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S IT.
414
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:18,518
I'M GONNA
GO BACK TO THE
BREAK-IN QUESTION.
415
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,268
IT DOESN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT,
416
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,312
BUT IF IT DOES,
YOU'LL BE COVERED.
417
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,230
IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING IS
418
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:26,192
THAT A BEAR CAN'T BE
ALSO LED IN HERE.
419
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,235
THE BEAR HAS TO WANDER
IN HERE ON ITS OWN.
420
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,236
YOU
CAN'T LURE
A BEAR.
421
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,904
RIGHT. YOU CAN'T LURE...
422
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,489
First instructor:
I WANT TO ADDRESS
THE BREAK-IN QUESTION.
423
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,282
WE DON'T COVER IT
IF A BEAR BREAKS IN
BECAUSE THAT WOULD
424
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,868
BE THEFT,
AND THAT'S A WHOLE
DIFFERENT THING.
425
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:36,869
THAT'S IN ANOTHER
INSURANCE.
426
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,787
THAT'S YOUR
HOME INSURANCE.
427
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,747
THIS IS IF
A BEAR WALKED
THROUGH THE DOOR--
428
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,790
WITHOUT
ANY OBSTRUCTION
AT ALL.
429
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,792
First instructor:
EXACTLY.
430
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,423
{\an8}Raineesha.
431
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,884
{\an8}I LOVE YOUR GUMPTION.
432
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,886
WOW.
433
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:59,017
AND YOUR
GET UP AND GO AND
YOUR CAN DO...
434
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,520
AND YOUR HAIR.
435
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,272
YOU GOT GOOD HAIR.
436
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,190
I ASKED FOR ONE THING.
YOU GAVE ME 4.
437
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,942
THAT'S OK BECAUSE
THEY WERE GOOD.
438
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,235
I DON'T KNOW, BUT
FOR SOME REASON
RIGHT NOW, JUST--I
439
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:13,489
DON'T KNOW WHY--AND
I'M NOT GONNA LIE--
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
440
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,616
I JUST FEEL LIKE
I SHOULD SAY
I'M SORRY.
441
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,242
I DO, TOO.
442
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,327
CAN WE COME CLOSER?
443
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,412
PHYSICALLY CLOSER?
444
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,747
YES. YES.
445
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,123
AND THEN I WANT
YOUR LIPS TO TOUCH.
446
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,166
THIS IS PART OF IT?
447
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,167
GIVE ME YOUR GUM.
448
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,168
THIS IS ALL PART OF IT?
449
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,252
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
450
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,468
Nice. Oh, nice.
451
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,678
OHH.
452
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:39,307
NICE. MM.
453
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:44,270
MMM.
454
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,272
OH, YES.
455
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:49,984
MMM...
MMM.
OH, YES.
MMM...
MMM.
OH, YES.
456
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,153
COME ON, SWEETHEART.
LET'S GO HOME TO OUR HOUSE
457
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,488
THAT WE LIVE AT TOGETHER.
THE AUTO CAPITAL
OF THE WORLD.
458
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,280
WE LIVE ON THE WEST SIDE.
YOU DO?
459
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,824
YEAH, WHERE ALL
THE GAYS ARE.
460
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,701
AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO
MAKE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT?
461
00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,994
NO.
462
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:00,995
NO, NO, I WOULDN'T.
463
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:04,207
I THINK--I FEEL LIKE
WE'RE YOUNG AGAIN.
YEAH.
464
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,333
IF WE COULD MARRY,
WE WOULD.
465
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,960
A LOT OF WORK. YEAH.
A LOT OF WORK.
A LOT OF WORK. YEAH.
A LOT OF WORK.
466
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,754
WE DID A LOT OF WORK.
WE DID.
467
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,882
OH, GOD.
468
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,927
HEARING OR LISTENING.
469
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,305
HEARING IS WHEN YOU
DEEPLY HEAR SOME--NO,
THAT'S LISTENING.
470
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,475
LISTENING IS
THE MECHANISM OF
TAKING IN INFORMATION,
471
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,018
BUT IT
DOESN'T GO VERY DEEP.
472
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,521
HEARING IS WHEN YOU
ACTUALLY ALLOW IT
TO PENETRATE YOU
473
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,357
AT A SOUL LEVEL.
474
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,399
I JUST NEED
TO WRITE THAT DOWN
475
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,570
BECAUSE THIS CAN'T
HAPPEN AGAIN.
476
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,331
♪ IT'S OK TO
HAVE TWO DADDIES ♪
477
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,375
♪ IT'S OK TO HAVE TWO MOMS ♪
478
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,919
♪ IF YOUR DADS ARE GAY,
THAT'S TOTALLY OK ♪
479
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,338
♪ WE CAN STILL BE
FRIENDS IF BOTH YOUR
MOMS ARE LESBIANS ♪
480
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,882
♪ THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF MOMMIES AND DADDIES ♪
481
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,009
♪ IN THE USA ♪
482
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,512
♪ SOME OF THEM ARE
FELLAS AND LADIES ♪
483
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,722
♪ AND OTHERS ARE
STRAIGHT-UP TOTALLY GAY ♪
484
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:05,434
♪ WHEN JIMMY LOVES SUSIE,
IT'S HUGS AND KISSES ♪
485
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,729
♪ BUT WHEN JIMMY LOVES
ANOTHER GUY NAMED JIMMY ♪
486
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,481
♪ MR. AND MR. MOM
BOTH HAVE PENISES ♪
487
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,401
♪ TWO DADS
ARE COMFY AND COZY ♪
488
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,446
♪ TWO MOMS ARE FUN--ASK
MY FRIEND ROSIE ♪
489
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,741
NO.
OK, THAT'S A REFERENCE
TO ROSIE O'DONNELL--
NO.
OK, THAT'S A REFERENCE
TO ROSIE O'DONNELL--
490
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,784
THEY DIDN'T GET IT.
491
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,869
SHE WAS IN "A LEAGUE
OF THEIR OWN"
492
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,246
AND HAD A VERY POPULAR
TALK SHOW...
493
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,247
FRIENDS
WITH MADONNA.
494
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,374
PROBABLY BEFORE YOU
WERE BORN.
495
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,088
SOUND IT OUT JUST
LIKE IT--JUST LIKE IT LOOKS.
496
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,590
TIH...
NO.
497
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,591
TAH.
498
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:40,219
"TH." T-H.
499
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,304
TAH.
500
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,222
THE.
501
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,432
HEY.
THE PREPARATION--
502
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,058
THAT'S GOOD.
TRUDY, I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU...
503
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,102
YEAH.
PLEASE.
504
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,229
HI.
HEY.
HI.
HEY.
505
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:54,066
UM, I JUST WANTED TO
CHECK ON YOU--AHEM--
506
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,153
TO SEE
HOW YOU WERE DOING.
507
00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,448
OH, THAT'S SO NICE.
WOW.
508
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:07,788
THAT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY
GOOD, AND I'M DOING...OK.
509
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:12,168
I WAS ABOUT TO--NOT BE HONEST
AND SAY I WAS DOING GREAT,
510
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,628
BUT I REALLY--I'M DOING--
511
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,339
I WANT YOU
TO FEEL LIKE YOU CAN
BE HONEST BECAUSE I AM
512
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:21,469
STANDING HERE TO HEAR
YOU AND TO LISTEN.
513
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,805
DO WHAT WE USED
TO DO, HMM?
WHAT'S THAT?
514
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:28,601
YOU KNOW HOW
IT USED TO BE.
YEAH. I HEAR YOU.
YOU KNOW HOW
IT USED TO BE.
YEAH. I HEAR YOU.
515
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:35,650
IT'S HARD TO HEAR,
BUT I HEAR IT, AND I
RESPECT IT, AND, UM,
516
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,818
YOU KNOW, I JUST
THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
THAT'S ALL.
517
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,987
I JUST THINK
YOU'RE GREAT. THAT'S ALL.
518
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,663
I'M GONNA GO TAKE
A LEAK.
519
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,707
I GOT TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
520
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:04,388
THE...OH, IT.
521
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:14,230
♪ STRAIGHT PARENTS
MAKE LOVE WITH A
AND A ♪
522
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,399
♪ BUT GAY PARENTS STILL
KNOCK THE BOOTS ♪
523
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,985
♪ BY TOUCHING TWO
OR A
UP A BOTTOM CHUTE ♪
524
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:23,197
♪ MOM CAN HAVE
AN ORGASM WITH A G-SPOT
IN HER FRONT ♪
525
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,116
♪ BUT DAD CAN HAVE
ONE, TOO ♪
526
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,535
♪ WITH A TINY LITTLE
SWITCH THAT'S HIDDEN
UP HIS BUTT ♪
527
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:31,998
♪ SO IT'S TOTALLY OK
IF YOUR PARENTS
TURNED OUT GAY ♪
528
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:36,752
♪ IN THIS WONDERFUL
U.S. OF GAY ♪
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