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DEATH AWAITS THE UNWARY
NEWLY LICENSED DRIVER.
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BANANA BERRY KIWI
WINE COOLER-FLAVORED DEATH.
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SMELL THAT SMELL?
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SMELL OF DEATH AROUND YOU?
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WELL...
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I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW
TO KEEP YOUR HEADS TOGETHER.
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I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW
TO BE SMART.
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AW
THIS IS CHLOROFORM.
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{\an8}SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!
FREEZE!
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{\an8}GET ON THE GROUND!
FREEZE!
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{\an8}
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{\an8}AAH!
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{\an8}WHAT? WHAT?
{\an8}AAH!
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}THERE'S A TORNADO!
{\an8}NO, TERRY--
{\an8}THERE'S A TORNADO!
{\an8}NO, TERRY--
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{\an8}HELL, NO!
WE WON'T BLOW!
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{\an8}YEAH!
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{\an8}NO, NO, NO!
{\an8}HE'S MY FRIEND!
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{\an8}HEY.
{\an8}HEY, GOOD JOB.
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{\an8}YAAH!
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{\an8}RIGHT ON THE GROUND.
PUT IT RIGHT ON THE GROUND.
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{\an8}AAH!
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{\an8}GOOD MORNING,
EVERYONE.
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{\an8}MORNING, JIM.
{\an8}GOOD MORNING.
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{\an8}AS YOU KNOW, WE HAVE
A SERIOUS PROBLEM
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WITH SMUGGLING CELL PHONES
INTO JAIL.
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I FEEL LIKE I SAY IT
EVERY DAY.
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NUTS AND BUTTS, NUTS
AND BUTTS, NUTS AND BUTTS.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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CHECK UNDER THEIR NUTS.
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CHECK UP IN THEIR BUTTS.
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AND IF YOU HEAR
A SUSPICIOUS RING,
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CHECK AGAIN.
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OKEY-DOKE.
LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT
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THE 6-FOOT RULE
WENT INTO EFFECT,
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MEANING THAT ANY
LAP DANCE THAT'S GIVEN,
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THE RECIPIENT OF SAID
LAP DANCE FROM STRIPPER
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MUST BE 6 FEET IN DISTANCE
BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM.
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FEET? 6 FEET?
CHECK THE LAW.
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YOU GET CLOSER
TO THE DAMN WOMEN
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IN THE ICE CAPADES.
THAT'S CRAZY.
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I--I DON'T WRITE THE LAWS.
IT'S NOT OUR--
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EXCUSE ME, LIEUTENANT.
CAN WE MOVE ON
TO MY NEWS?
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RAINEESHA.
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OUR SPECIAL GUEST SEATED
AT THE TABLE THIS MORNING
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IS NONE OTHER
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THAN THADDEUS OWENS
THE THIRD
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FROM STRONG SISTER MAGAZINE!
HA!
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WELCOME.
HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU?
WELCOME.
HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU?
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PLEASURE, SIR.
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BECAUSE OF MY TIES
TO THE COMMUNITY--
MM!
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AND, UM--
MM! YEAH!
AND, UM--
MM! YEAH!
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ALL OF THE WORK--
THE WONDERFUL WORK
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THAT I HAVE DONE--
UH-HUH.
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I AM THE NEWEST...
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Williams and Johnson:
STRONG SISTER.
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I'M SURE EVERYONE
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IS GOING TO ACCOMMODATE YOU
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IN TELLING
THE WONDERFUL TRUTH
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ABOUT ME.
JONES.
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SURE. UM, KWANZAA
AROUND HERE IS ESPECIALLY
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A GREAT TIME OF YEAR.
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OH, BOY.
YEAH, WE LOOK
FORWARD TO THAT.
OH, BOY.
YEAH, WE LOOK
FORWARD TO THAT.
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WE ALL PARTICIPATE.
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BUT THANKS
TO RAINEESHA--
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WE ALL LIGHT THE CANDLES.
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OH, THE KWANZAA
CANDLES.
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WE LIGHT
ALL 6 OF THEM.
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WE DO THE
KWANZAA DANCES--
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WE HIT THE THING.
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WE HIT THE--
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SHE--SHE HAS
SPREAD HER LOVE
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AROUND--AROUND
SO MANY PLACES.
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I WOULD JUST ADD
THAT SHE'S A MODEL
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OF PROFESSIONALISM
AROUND THE WORKPLACE
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WHETHER SHE'S ON DUTY
OR WITH HER INCREDIBLY
WELL-MANNERED CHILDREN
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WHO ALSO IDOLIZE
US LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS
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AND WHAT WE DO
AND WHY.
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ASK HER IF SHE'S A STUDENT
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AT THE JUNIOR COLLEGE.
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WHAT?
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ASK HER IF SHE'S A STUDENT
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AT THE JUNIOR COLLEGE!
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UH, DO YOU GO
TO TRUCKEE MEADOWS
COMMUNITY COLLEGE?
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I'VE HEARD OF THAT,
BUT I'M ACTUALLY
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A STUDENT OF LIFE,
I LIKE TO SAY.
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OH.
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NO, SHE DON'T GO
TO SCHOOL.
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SHE JUST LIVES HERE
AND DOES COCAINE, I BET.
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AH.
YEAH.
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I BET THAT
HE'S...
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AN AQUARIUS.
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UH, SHE SAYS ARE YOU
AN AQUARIUS?
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I'D HAVE SAID LEO.
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I--I'M ACTUALLY--
I'M A LIBRA,
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BUT I GOT LEO RISING.
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I COULD SEE THAT.
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YOU STUDY ASTROLOGY?
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NO, BUT IF YOU'RE
IN THE STRIP CLUBS
LONG ENOUGH,
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YOU HEAR A LOT
OF THAT ASTROLOGY
BULL--
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YEAH?
EXCUSE ME.
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HE IS AN AQUARIUS.
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YOU WERE DEAD ON.
OH, WOW.
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HE'S SURPRISED
YOU WERE SO DEAD ON.
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MOST PEOPLE DON'T
GET THAT RIGHT.
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WHAT DO YOU DO?
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ME?
YEAH.
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WHEN YOU'RE NOT COPPING.
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UH, YOU KNOW.
I JUST TRY TO GET
OUTSIDE A LITTLE BIT,
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WATCH SOME NASCAR,
FISH MAYBE.
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YOU FISH?
YEAH, I FISH, YEAH.
YOU FISH?
YEAH, I FISH, YEAH.
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I FISH, TOO.
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THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
THE ONLY THING
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I CAN DO TO REALLY
RELAX, YOU KNOW.
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WELL, WHERE DO YOU LIKE
TO FISH?
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I GO UP TO THE RESERVOIR.
TRUCKEE RESERVOIR.
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I GO UP THERE, TOO.
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WHERE THOSE
WEEPING WILLOWS ARE.
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THAT'S WHERE THE FISHING
ALWAYS WAS THE BEST.
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YOU FISH UNDER THEM TREES,
IT'S PERFECT.
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HELL, I'D GO--
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HEY, WHERE'D SHE GO?
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{\an8}I THINK I SHOULD DEFINITELY
BE RECOGNIZED
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{\an8}BY STRONG SISTER MAGA--
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{\an8}UNGH.
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STRONG SISTER, BECAUSE
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I AM CLASSY,
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UM, I AM STRONG,
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I AM, UM, A BLACK WOMAN,
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I AM GORG--I MEAN, GEE--
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I'M GONNA RUN OUT OF FINGERS
IF I KEEP COUNTING.
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IT'S JUST--
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AND I WASN'T AVAILABLE,
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SO THEY COULDN'T
ASK ME.
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I'M JUST KIDDING.
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{\an8}WHAT DROVE YOU
TO GET INTO LAW ENFORCEMENT
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{\an8}AND BECOME A PEACE OFFICER?
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UM, WELL--UM...
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THERE WERE...
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SOME MEN IN MY LIFE
UH-HUH.
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THAT TRIED
TO BRING ME DOWN.
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OK. YEAH.
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THEY TRIED TO SAY,
"NO...
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RAINEESHA. I WON'T
PAY CHILD SUPPORT."
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MM-HMM.
THEY TRIED TO SAY,
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"NO. I WON'T GO HALF
ON YOUR CABLE
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AND YOUR GAS."
OK.
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UM, THEY TRIED
TO SAY, "NO...
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I WILL NOT BUY
YOU PAMPERS."
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TO WHICH I SAID YES
TO LAW ENFORCEMENT
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SO I COULD TRACK
THEM DOWN
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AND KNOW
WHERE THEY WERE...
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SEE, THAT IS--
AT ALL TIMES.
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{\an8}
YOUR SON IS DEAD,
AND WE CONDOLE YOU!
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{\an8}EXCUSE ME, SHE'S NOT
HARD OF HEARING.
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{\an8}SHE'S PROFOUNDLY DEAF.
{\an8}OH.
{\an8}SHE'S PROFOUNDLY DEAF.
{\an8}OH.
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I'M SORRY THAT
YOUR SON IS DEAD,
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AND I AM HONORED,
THOUGH SADDENED,
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TO SHOW YOU
HIS FINAL WILL
AND TESTAMENT.
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HEY.
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IT'S ME CHRIS.
HANDSOME BOY.
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THIS IS MY LAST WILL
AND TESTAMENT.
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OH, VERY HANDSOME BOY.
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IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,
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IT'S 'CAUSE I'M DEAD.
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I'VE BEEN SAVING MY .
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OK. DON'T EVEN--
IN A BAGGIE.
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AT THE FUNERAL,
I WANT--
DON'T.
AT THE FUNERAL,
I WANT--
DON'T.
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I WANT YOU TO THROW IT
AT UNCLE MARK.
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OK.
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SHE KNOWS WHY.
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I HAVE $35,000, MOM.
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MM. JUST WAIT
A SECOND.
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LET'S SEE
WHERE THIS GOES.
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THAT I SAVED FROM MY--
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MY INTERNET BUSINESS
WHERE I WOULD DANCE
FOR MEN--
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AH, JEEZ.
IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER.
AH, JEEZ.
IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER.
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OH,
WHAT DO I SAY?
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AND OVER THE YEARS,
I MADE $35,000.
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MM-HMM.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
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I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU STRUGGLED, MOM.
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OH, GOD.
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SO I WANT YOU TO PUT
ALL THAT MONEY
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IN MY COFFIN WITH ME
AND BURY ME
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WITH THE MONEY.
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'CAUSE THAT'S MY
MONEY, MOM.
OK.
'CAUSE THAT'S MY
MONEY, MOM.
OK.
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CHRIS HAD AN
INTERNET BUSINESS...
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WHERE HE TOLD JOKES
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AND WROTE FUNNY...
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FICTIONAL STORIES.
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THE DEPARTMENT
OF HOMELAND SECURITY
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HAS SENT US A SAMPLE
OF THIS BRAND NEW
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STATE-OF-THE-ART
KEVLAR.
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UH, WHAT IT IS,
IS A KEVLAR WEAVE.
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IT'S A, UH,
SYNTHETIC MICROFIBER
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WITH A NANODESIGN THAT
ACTUALLY REPAIRS ITSELF
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AS IT BECOMES RUPTURED.
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UH, THIS THING'LL
STAND UP TO COP-KILLER
BULLETS.
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THEORETICALLY,
IT'LL STAND UP
TO A SNIPER SHOT
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AT POINT-BLANK RANGE.
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IS THAT THE NEW KEVLAR?
THAT'S THE NEW KEVLAR.
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CAN I--
CAN I TRY IT FIRST?
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WELL, JUNIOR--
YEAH, IT'S KINDA MY--
WELL, JUNIOR--
YEAH, IT'S KINDA MY--
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I MEAN, THAT'S
KIND OF HIS DEAL.
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IT'S KIND OF HIS THING.
HE TRIES OUT THE THINGS--
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I DON'T WANT TO BE A JERK,
I'D JUST LIKE TO TRY IT.
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I REALLY AM NOT BEING
A JERK. I JUST WAS--
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NO, LIEUTENANT.
WHY DON'T YOU
TRY IT?
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WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND TEST OUT
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THE BRAND NEW
STATE-OF-THE-ART
KEVLAR
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FOR THE FIRST TIME?
I DON'T MIND AT ALL.
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OK, COOL.
I WILL, THANKS.
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THAT'S A REGULAR OLD
LADIES' SWIMSUIT.
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SIZE 2.
AND WE PUT IT
IN A PIZZA BOX
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THAT WE JUST
FOUND.
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OH. OPA!
OH, A ROUND-OFF.
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WOW. THAT'S
INCREDIBLE.
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THE OLD KEVLAR,
YOU WOULD NOT
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HAVE THAT KIND
OF FLEXIBILITY.
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OPA!
THAT'S AMAZING.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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IT GIVES YOU A LOT
OF PELVIC ROOM.
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YEAH.
OH, FANTASTIC.
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LOTS OF ROOM.
226
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,793
IT'S PRETTY INTIMIDATING
IN A WEIRD WAY.
227
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,379
YEAH?
228
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,132
HELLO, YOUTUBE!
229
00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:11,967
HO!
230
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,971
SEE, THIS IS JUST--
I ALMOST FEEL...
231
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,974
IT'S A LITTLE MEAN,
ISN'T IT?
232
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:19,933
A LITTLE BIT?
233
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,476
HEY, WAIT. DON'T YOU GOT
CLASS
234
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,979
ABOUT NOW?
OH, OK. WELL--
235
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,029
OUR FRIENDS
AT THE WASHOE COUNTY
ANIMAL SHELTER
236
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,281
HAVE LOTS
OF FURRY FRIENDS
237
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,157
WHO ARE CURRENTLY
AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION.
238
00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:37,534
THIS HERE IS TIGER.
239
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,161
TIGER IS A 19-YEAR-OLD
TABBY.
240
00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,664
THAT'S RIGHT.
19 YEARS OLD.
241
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,666
TIGER WON'T BE
AROUND FOR LONG,
242
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,293
SO PROBABLY BEST
FOR A FAMILY
243
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,002
WITH AN ELDERLY
GRANDPARENT,
244
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:50,046
OR A CHILD
WHO IS TERMINALLY ILL.
245
00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:53,174
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT SURE
IF YOU REALLY WANT
A CAT,
246
00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:56,219
AND WANT TO TRY ONE
ON A 3-WEEK TRIAL BASIS.
247
00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:56,761
PURR-FECT.
248
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,888
THE SHELTER GUARANTEES
249
00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,726
THAT TIGER WON'T BE
ALIVE AFTER THAT PERIOD.
250
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,021
SO COME ON DOWN TODAY.
251
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,814
THE WASHOE COUNTY
ANIMAL SHELTER,
252
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:12,319
WHERE EVERY DAY
IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS.
253
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,322
HE JUST THREW UP.
254
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,369
TO ME...
255
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,913
RAINEESHA IS MORE
256
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,582
THAN JUST A STRONG
BLACK SISTER.
257
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,916
RIGHT.
258
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:27,917
SHE'S A SYMBOL.
A SYMBOL.
259
00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:31,254
I MEAN, SHE IS LIKE
AN ICON.
260
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,424
SHE IS LIKE...
261
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,720
I WAS GONNA SAY
MRS. BUTTERWORTH,
AND I DON'T MEAN THAT.
262
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,221
BUT WHAT I MEAN
WHEN I SAID--
263
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,848
WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
MRS. BUTTERWORTH,
WAS LIKE--
264
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,850
YOU KNOW, LIKE A BLACK--
265
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:47,562
A WONDERFUL, POWERFUL
STRONG BLACK ICON.
266
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:50,106
MM.
LIKE DIAHANN CARROLL.
267
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,525
DIAHANN CARROLL WOULD
HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER
THAN MRS. BUTTERWORTH!
268
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:53,819
AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT--EXACTLY WHAT
I MEANT TO SAY.
269
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,741
A GUN...
270
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,911
UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS
IN MY BEDROOM.
271
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:07,582
IT'S A PEARL-HANDLED .38
272
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,917
THAT I GOT
FROM A PUERTO RICAN KID.
273
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,253
OH, GOD.
I SUCKED
HIS FOR IT.
274
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,546
OH, BOY.
WHAT'S HE SAYING?
275
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,089
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT WITH THAT.
276
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,216
TELL HER
IT'S A LOAN.
277
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,552
I SUCK A LOT OF--
I SUCKED WORSE
THAN HIS.
278
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,929
HIS WAS CLEAN.
UH.
HIS WAS CLEAN.
UH.
279
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,764
AND MOM?
280
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:26,309
I...JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW...
281
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,269
I'LL SPEAK SLOWLY
282
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,981
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE
RETARDED IN YOUR EARS.
283
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,277
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW
284
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:40,074
I BLAME YOU.
285
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,993
OH, JEEZ.
286
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,954
CHRIS SAYS
HE LOVES YOU.
287
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,580
HE JUST WANTS YOU
TO REMEMBER HIM
288
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,750
AS THE LOVING SON
THAT HE WAS,
289
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,919
BECAUSE HE SURE
APPRECIATED HAVING
YOU AS A MOTHER.
290
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,797
REALLY?
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID?
291
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:59,009
BECAUSE IN LIFE,
HE WAS SUCH AN ASS.
292
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:06,933
{\an8}SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!
293
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,017
{\an8}MAN, I LOVE THE SMELL
OF THIS PLACE.
294
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,894
{\an8}REALLY?
{\an8}YEAH.
{\an8}REALLY?
{\an8}YEAH.
295
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,646
{\an8}SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
296
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,273
WHAT NOW?
CARLA...
297
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,817
UH, SERIOUS NEWS. NO JOKE.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
298
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,986
PFF.
DON'T ME.
DON'T ME.
299
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,113
DON'T ME!
YOU STARTED !
300
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,197
DON'T ME.
301
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,782
HE'S NOT SAYING ,
HE'S SAYING "PFF!"
302
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,533
I DID NOT
APPRECIATE IT.
303
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,034
"PFF!" I DON'T
APPRECIATE THAT.
304
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,995
WE'RE HERE ON DUTY.
WE DON'T LIKE BEING
"PFF!"
305
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:30,165
THE COUNTY CARTOGRAPHER
HAS RE-DRAWN THE LINE
306
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,000
BETWEEN WASHOE
AND STOREY COUNTY.
307
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,668
SO?
SO--
SO?
SO--
308
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,003
IT DISSECTS YOUR
ESTABLISHMENT.
309
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,171
THE MIDDLE
OF YOUR BROTHEL!
310
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,964
YOU BUILT YOUR PLACE
ON A COUNTY LINE--
311
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,341
WHAT--?
PROSTITUTION LEGAL.
WHAT--?
PROSTITUTION LEGAL.
312
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,801
OVER HERE.
313
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,136
PROSTITUTION ILLEGAL
OVER HERE.
314
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,554
IF I AM HERE,
YES?
315
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,180
I'M PAYING, OK?
316
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,348
IS THAT HOW
YOU DO THAT?
317
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,225
PERFECTLY LEGAL!
YOU STARTED IT!
318
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,019
THIS IS LEGAL.
IF I'M HERE--
319
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,520
WHO PEOPLE
LIKE THAT?
320
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,522
HE DOES!
DON'T JUDGE ME!
321
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,065
DON'T TELL ME
HOW TO
PEOPLE.
322
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,984
MAYBE I DO!
OH, MY GOD.
MAYBE I DO!
OH, MY GOD.
323
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,819
WHAT, IS HE
IN THE SEVENTH GRADE?
324
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,362
YOU'RE IN STOREY
COUNTY.
YES?
325
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,989
AM I PAYING YOU?
326
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,408
TO ME
IN THE ?
YES.
327
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,243
LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.
328
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,953
NO. I DON'T ENJOY
THAT KIND OF THING.
329
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,955
SHUT UP! IF YOU'RE
GETTING PAID
330
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:11,915
TO GET
IN THE
331
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,541
YOU PUSH ME
ONE MORE TIME--
332
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,335
I'LL PUSH YOU
ANY TIME I WANT TO!
333
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,544
I GOT HER.
I GOT HER.
334
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,837
YOU'RE LIKE
A LITTLE BABY.
335
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,297
YOU COULDN'T
EVEN REACH--OW!
336
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,344
CAN I HIM
IN THE THERE?
337
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,471
ON THIS SIDE, YES.
OK.
338
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,306
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?
YOU JUST JUMP.
339
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,434
THEY'LL COME
RIGHT BACK OUT.
340
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,103
OH. SON OF A BITCH.
WOW.
341
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,564
GRANDMA
TAUGHT ME THAT.
342
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,901
REALLY?
343
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,948
{\an8}I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'M ALL FOR
THE 6-FOOT RULE.
344
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:49,077
I THINK IT'S--
I THINK IT'S SAFE.
345
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,578
I THINK IT FREES
EVERYBODY UP
346
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,913
TO KNOW WHAT
THE RULES ARE
347
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,415
SO THEY CAN
HAVE FUN. YOU KNOW?
MM-HMM.
348
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,708
UH, AND I ACTUALLY PUT
349
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,085
IN THE SUGGESTION BOX
350
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,212
HERE AT THE STATION
THAT, UH,
351
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,881
THAT WE MIGHT WANT
TO INCORPORATE
THE 6-FOOT RULE
352
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,883
AT CERTAIN TIMES
WITH CERTAIN DEPUTIES.
353
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,718
UH...
354
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,970
I WAS TELL--
THE PROBLEM IS
355
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,138
THE CARS WOULD HAVE
TO BE A LOT BIGGER.
356
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,267
IT'S A LOCAL ORDINANCE
THAT STATES
357
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,727
THAT ANY LAP DANCE
HAS TO BE
358
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,604
AT LEAST 6 FEET AWAY.
359
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,774
AND THE FINE IS $85.
360
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,193
AND I'LL BE PAYING THAT
RIGHT NOW.
361
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,572
AND THERE'S A LITTLE BIT
THERE FOR YOU.
362
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,240
OH! RIGHT.
363
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,741
HEH. ROUGH.
364
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,994
HEH HEH. GET IT.
GET IT!
365
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,954
YEAH! OH!
366
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,123
WHOA!
THAT'S ILLEGAL, TOO.
367
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,875
I'LL PAY SOME MORE.
368
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:46,134
SHE'S TAUGHT ME
AS A POLICE OFFICER
369
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:50,597
MUCH LIKE
ROSA PARKS TAUGHT ME
370
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,472
AS A LITTLE BOY.
371
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:55,059
THAT BLACK WOMEN BELONG
IN THE FRONT SEAT
372
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,145
OF THE SQUAD CAR...
MM-HMM.
OF THE SQUAD CAR...
MM-HMM.
373
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,773
AND NOT ALWAYS
IN THE BACK SEAT
OF THE SQUAD CAR.
374
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,443
I CALL HER MY OWN
LITTLE ROSA PARKS.
375
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,987
ROSA, I CALL HER. ROSA.
376
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,989
JUST LIKE THAT BRAVE
LITTLE LATINA WOMAN
377
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,490
WHO WOULDN'T SIT DOWN
ON THE BUS.
378
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,992
UH, SHE WAS ACTUALLY
AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
379
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:11,618
MM-MM!
380
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,953
LIKE THE GREAT
ROSA PARKS.
381
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,872
UH-HUH.
382
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,000
SHE WILL NOT
JUST DO
383
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,543
WHAT THE WHITE MAN
SAYS.
384
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,254
EVEN SOMETIMES IF IT'S
A DIRECT ORDER.
385
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,551
{\an8}CHECK, CHECK.
MIC CHECK, MIC CHECK.
386
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,970
{\an8}THIS IS TRUDY WIEGEL HERE.
I'M UNDERCOVER
387
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,847
{\an8}AT THE BEAVER TRAP
STRIP CLUB.
388
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,391
{\an8}I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN
LURE A GENTLEMAN
389
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,643
{\an8}INTO TOUCHING ME,
390
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,355
{\an8}AND THEN WE'LL BRING HIM
INTO THE SLAMMER.
391
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:43,691
{\an8}WELL, WELL, WELL.
HI!
392
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:44,192
{\an8}UH, HI.
393
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,653
{\an8}MY NAME'S TRIXIE.
394
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,197
{\an8}THE "X" IS FOR
RRAHRR!
395
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,659
{\an8}THAT'S OK. I'M, UH...
396
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,577
{\an8}I REALLY AM WAITING
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
397
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,872
{\an8}YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALL THE OTHER GIRLS
ARE 25 BUCKS.
398
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,332
{\an8}I'M A BUCK FIFTY.
399
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,251
{\an8}OK, BUDDY.
HERE COMES YOUR SONG.
400
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,628
{\an8}NOW, YOU ONLY GET ONE,
401
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,962
{\an8}SO I HOPE YOU GET
A BONER.
402
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,047
{\an8}UM...HEH.
403
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,008
{\an8}IS THIS SOMETHING?
404
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,176
{\an8}OW.
405
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,221
{\an8}OOH, JUICY. CHECK
OUT MY JUICY REAR.
406
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,181
{\an8}HOLD ON A SEC--
STOP. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
407
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,557
{\an8}TIME OUT! TIME OUT!
TIME OUT! TIME OUT!
408
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,393
{\an8}WOULD YOU STOP FOR A SECOND?
JUST STOP, STOP, STOP!
409
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,602
{\an8}STOP.
HONEY, HONEY!
410
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,397
{\an8}COME ON, SWEETIE.
LET'S MAKE LIKE WE'RE
AT A PETTING ZOO.
411
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,231
{\an8}START PETTING.
412
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,233
{\an8}OOH!
OH, GOD!
413
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,067
{\an8}TRIXIE,
MAKE YOUR WAY
TO THE STAGE.
414
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,444
{\an8}OH, GOD.
415
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,737
{\an8}TRIXIE.
416
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,572
{\an8}ARE YOU TRIXIE?
YEAH.
417
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,116
{\an8}TRIXIE, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE UP
ON THE MAIN STAGE.
418
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,450
{\an8}THAT'S WHY I WAS
SAYING--I WAS GOING,
419
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,245
{\an8}"TRIXIE, MAIN STAGE."
THAT'S YOU.
YEAH.
420
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,414
{\an8}YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO GET UP THERE
421
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,873
{\an8}AND SHAKE YOUR POON.
{\an8}I'M SUPPOSED TO DANCE?
422
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,125
{\an8}YEAH!
OH, GOD.
423
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,620
{\an8}SHE'S NEW.
424
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,251
{\an8}ARE--ARE WE JEALOUS
THAT WE'RE NOT
BEING PROFILED
425
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,128
{\an8}FOR MAGAZINES? NO.
426
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,629
{\an8}NOT AT ALL.
427
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,380
I'VE SENT SO MANY LETTERS
TO PENTHOUSE
428
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:33,093
THAT I'M GETTING
A LITTLE BITTER.
429
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,679
THEY COULD PUBLISH ONE.
430
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,472
NEVER PUBLISHED ANY,
HUH?
NOT ONE.
431
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,849
WHAT SUBJECT MATTER
DO YOU COVER?
432
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,101
UH, "NEVER THOUGHT
IT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME,
433
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,812
"BUT I GOT DONE
BY 3 TEENAGE GIRLS AT ONCE
434
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,522
"IN A LAUNDROMAT".
435
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,982
SEE, BUT THAT'S
BEEN COVERED.
436
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,650
IT'S BEEN DONE
TO DEATH.
THREE?
437
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,110
YEAH. IT'S BEEN
DONE TO DEATH.
438
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,029
YOU GOTTA THINK
OF SOMETHING NEW.
439
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,280
BOAT--BOATHOUSE?
440
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,324
BOATHOUSE ORGY.
441
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,325
"I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D HAVE A BOATHOUSE
ORGY."
442
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,744
YOU JUST GOTTA--
DON'T HAVE A PEN.
443
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,872
BOATHOUSE ORGY.
NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE--OK.
444
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,625
YEAH, I THINK THAT, UH,
RAINEESHA
445
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,168
SHOULD BE VERY PROUD
OF HER ACCOMPLISHMENTS
446
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,961
AS A STRONG BLACK WOMAN.
447
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,379
BUT I'M NOT
REAL SURE WHAT
THOSE ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE.
448
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,631
NOT REAL SURE
WHAT THEY ARE.
449
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,134
{\an8}SHE IS A...
450
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,344
{\an8}TRUE CREDIT
TO HER RACE.
451
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,346
{\an8}SHE IS A...
452
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,973
SHINING BEACON,
453
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,351
AN EXEMPLARY EXAMPLE
OF...
454
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,605
NUBIAN QUEENDOM.
455
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,441
SHE IS A, UM...
456
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,694
DUDE,
I CAN'T DO THIS.
457
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:37,949
I'M GONNA BREAK IT
DOWN FOR YOU, OK?
SURE.
458
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:42,203
RAINEESHA IS
A ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE,
459
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,914
HORRIBLE OFFICER.
460
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,375
SHE WOULD--
SHE WOULD BE WHAT
I WOULD CONSIDER
461
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,002
AN AFRI- CAN'T
AMERICAN.
462
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,879
WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE SAME OFFICER?
463
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,548
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
RAINEESHA WILLIAMS?
464
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,050
YEAH.
HER REAL NAME'S
MEGAN LINDERMAN.
465
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:56,884
EXCUSE ME?
YEAH.
EXCUSE ME?
YEAH.
466
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,261
WE DON'T EVEN PUT
BULLETS IN HER GUN.
467
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,222
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
OH, YEAH.
468
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,598
BUT EVERYONE ELSE ON--
EVERYONE IS TELLING ME
469
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,892
HOW SHE'S SUCH A BEACON,
HOW SHE'S SUCH A LIGHT.
470
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,894
SOMEONE TOLD ME
SHE'S LIKE ROSA PARKS
471
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,229
UP AROUND HERE.
472
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,691
I DON'T THINK
SHE CAN READ.
473
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:23,077
UH...
HORRIBLE NEWS.
474
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,370
UM...
475
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,456
STRONG SISTERS MAGAZINE
HAS COME OUT.
476
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,253
IT'S ONE OF THOSE.
477
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,963
"RAI-RAI,
478
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,048
"36, 26, 54".
479
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,091
THAT'S ALL THE TEXT
THEY USED.
480
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,384
THIS IS HOW SHE'S GOING
TO BE REPRESENTED.
481
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,094
SHE'S GONNA
BE CRUSHED.
482
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,554
HEY!
483
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,056
BAM! AAH!
484
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,433
HA!
485
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,436
OH! WHAT? OH!
486
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,898
A-HA!
STRONG SISTER MAGAZINE!
487
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,609
THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME!
THAT'S ME!
488
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,277
WE GOT IT.
YUP.
489
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,988
OH, YOU GOT IT!
Y'ALL WAS GONNA SURPRISE ME?
490
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,115
SURPRISE! YEAH.
491
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:04,118
{\an8}CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
MTV NETWORKS
492
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,496
{\an8}CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
- www.ncicap.org--
493
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,458
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
494
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,919
YOU OK?
UH-OH.
495
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,087
MM.
RAI?
496
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:15,546
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S WRONG?
497
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,380
IT'S HITTING
YOU.
498
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,633
IT'S OK.
IT IS EMBARRASSING.
499
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,134
HERE IT IS.
HERE WE GO. LET IT GO.
500
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:20,676
MM-HMM.
501
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:24,847
WHEN I THINK ABOUT...
502
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,309
THE NUMBER OF MEN
IN PRISON
503
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,645
THAT'S GONNA OFF
TO ME?1
504
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,939
OOH! IT'S MAKING
MY EYES WATER.
505
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,941
I AM JUST GETTIN'--OOH!
506
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:35,441
HA HA HA!
507
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,819
AIM HIGH.
508
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,908
HOW YOU FEELING TODAY?
I'M DYING.
509
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,160
RIGHT. OK.
BUT, UM--
510
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,829
THE ONLY PART OF ME
THAT STILL WORKS
IS MY .
511
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,706
IT'S REALLY HARD
RIGHT NOW.
512
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,292
ALL RIGHT. UM, SO,
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
513
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,502
I'M COMFORTABLE,
BUT I'VE GOT
514
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,544
THE WORST CASE
OF BLUE BALLS.
515
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,672
ALL RIGHT.
'CAUSE I'M DYING.
ALL RIGHT.
'CAUSE I'M DYING.
516
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,216
SOMETIMES VETERINARIANS
OFF DOGS AND CATS
517
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,301
IF THEY'RE IN PAIN.
518
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,511
EVEN IF THEY'RE
NOT DYING.
519
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,889
I--I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF THAT.
YEAH, THEY DO.
520
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,891
SO, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU WANT
521
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,394
TO TREAT ME WORSE
THAN A DOG OR A CAT.
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