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Guys! Guys! Hey!
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There is a full on race riot
going on downtown.
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- We've gotta move.
- Holy [bleep]!
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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No shooting! No shooting!
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Shields! Quiet down!
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Alright, let's move! Move out!
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Oh, man she tricked me!
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It was a trick!
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{\an8}Pow!
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{\an8}Whoa! Aah!
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{\an8}Alright. Okay...
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{\an8}Get back in the building!
No loitering!
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{\an8}'Sad news today.'
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{\an8}Uh, does everybody
remember deputy Buzz?
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He used to stand in the back,
right over there?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah.
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He, uh...
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- He died.
- Oh, no.
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- He did not.
- Yeah.
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He had a rough, uh, couple
of years back to back.
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You know, how the missus
had left him.
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He moved up to Truckee.
That's the last I heard.
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No, he was living
in his truck.
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He lived in-in a truck.
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'He wanted to sound big
and sound fancy'
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so he said I'm living up
in Truckee, but...
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Let's be dignified about this.
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Holy [bleep].
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- Oh, man.
- Yikes!
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- Smells like balls.
- Smells like taco balls.
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It does smell like taco balls.
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Uh-oh. Old Tacos! Tacos!
Tacos! Tacos! up here.
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Oh, man. Oh, Buzz.
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Oh!
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- Now, that's not a popsickle...
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're into that?
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You're not?
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Well, you know what I'm into.
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Yeah, but...
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- Oh!
- Oh, yes!
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Asian fever pornographic
playing cards.
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- I'll take those.
- Okey-doke.
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- Should we say something?
- Say.
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We should say something,
don't you think?
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Deputy Buzz...
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...we stand here
with all your pornography...
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...your copy of "Chubby Chaser"
magazine
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your squirrel hunting shirt
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and we, it reminds us
of our own mortality
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'and we know that'
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'these are
the days of our lives.'
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Oh, that's probably
the keys to his old truck
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he was livin' in.
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I guess we should, uh...
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...put things in order
out there, huh?
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He'd want it that way. Yup.
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You got all the pornography
outta here?
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Just close the window
on old Buzz here.
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Bye-bye, buddy.
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Well, we still have to get
that stuff out for dry cleaning.
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'Did we close it?'
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- This stuff?
- 'Yeah.'
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- Dry cleanin'?
- 'Yeah.'
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We're gonna re-use his uniform?
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'Yeah. That's
what we always do.'
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'Always.'
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'Unless it's got a bullet hole,
we use it again.'
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'That's the policy.'
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{\an8}Oh, hey, guy.
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{\an8}- Hey, Trudy.
- Looks like I'm early.
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{\an8}You are a little bit,
oh, good, you can help me out.
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{\an8}- Yeah, I'd love to.
- That's great.
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{\an8}Could you... I'd really
appreciate it, actually
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if you could just
grab my balls.
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I wanted to do a little ball
work in class today.
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I have them in the back,
well, I can, maybe
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get the babies set up.
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Oh, I go in the back
and get your balls.
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- The birthing balls.
- The birth balls.
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Okay, sure. Sure.
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You look great.
You got a nice glow about you.
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- I do?
- Yeah, you do.
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Thanks.
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You wanna feel?
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Well, I never say no to that.
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- He's kicking.
- Is he?
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Yeah. Feel.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah.
- It's-it's actually lower.
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- He sits lower.
- Hi, ladies.
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- Here.
- Uh-huh.
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It's really low,
for some reason, he's kicking
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really low today.
It's almost--yeah.
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Like he's actually moving
his way through your--
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- You feel that?
- I do feel that.
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My milk hasn't dropped yet.
I don't know.
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Is it, can you, if there's
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is there a massage you can do
to get them to drop?
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There is. There's like a,
there's a certain...
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Just-just on top. A little.
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You can go into the chest.
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And actually, what's really
good is to turn out
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and get the bulb of the breast.
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Just weigh, just like,
just-just intend...
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Just-just kind of-kind of
a circular motion.
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- Right.
- That's good right there.
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'And then just with the
thumbs.'
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- 'Right.'
- 'Just like that.'
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'And it just helps circulate,
and it helps'
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'it helps generate more milk.'
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Right. I'm circulating.
I'm definitely circulating.
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Yeah, good. Good.
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Uh, alright,
well, let's, uh...
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'I don't hear any breathing.'
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I wanna hear some breathing
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when you guys are
coming into class, alright?
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- Let's get to work.
- Whoo!
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Oh, God, that's sad.
This is where he was living?
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Yup. Welcome to the love mobile.
Beautiful home.
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In a cube truck?
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Lifetime of law enforcement.
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Oh!
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'Shut it! Shut it!'
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Jeez, it's just
and dead dog and beer.
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That's the life, huh?
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This is it.
This is everything he left, huh?
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- Who wants the truck?
- I say Trudy.
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- Not it!
- Not it!
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- Trudy might want it.
- 'Trudy.'
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'Trudy. You got it, Trudy.'
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Whoo-hoo!
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Can't say you didn't
never win anything.
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'Hold your nose.
Hold your nose.'
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'Oh, my God.'
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{\an8}More and more kids are
throwing around the word
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"Pimping" today.
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"Pimp my ride"
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or "Hey, that's pimped out."
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Real pimps are danger...
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...usually addicted
to dangerous drugs
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and keep their
prostitutes in submission
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through violence.
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And, no, they don't dress cool.
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The only outfit
a real pimp is ever
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guaranteed in life is this one.
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Think about it.
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Holy [bleep].
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I call the jet ski.
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No! No! No! No calling it.
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- I feel like I called it first.
- Hey. Hey. Hey. Step back.
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Okay, can-can I go on record
right this second
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and say that, uh, Matt Buzz
is one of my kids daddies?
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- He was white.
- Yeah.
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I know.
One of my kids is mixed.
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No.
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How about we auction it
off for charity?
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How about you shut up, [bleep].
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You gotta be
kidding, right?
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- Go to hell.
- Okay!
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Here's what we'll do.
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Everyone, I'm thinking of a--
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Seven!
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- I was gonna say color.
- 'Blue!'
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- Let's cut cards.
- That'd be much better.
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That'd be much better, actually.
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This settles it.
Who ever gets the highest card.
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Agreed. This is a fair way.
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- 'Hey, let's go.'
- 'Do it.'
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Don't jump like a bunch of rats.
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- 'Clear the cards!'
- 'Get off!'
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Don't [bleep] hit me.
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You took mine!
You tried to take mine!
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Eight.
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I'm out. I got a four.
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I got a sticky five.
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Eight at eight. Can you beat it?
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Ten.
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- 'He won!'
- I got an ace.
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- . Let's see it.
- 'No way!'
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- Holy [bleep].
- Son of a bitch.
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No way! She didn't even know
Matt Buzz.
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She shouldn't have even
gotten to draw
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because she didn't know Buzz.
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Kimball gets first draw
on the re-shuffle.
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No! Uh-uh! No!
I won it fair and square!
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We said we all agreed!
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No ifs, ands, or buts!
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We all agreed that
it would settle it!
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- Did we?
- Yes, we did.
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- I don't remember.
- Yes, we did.
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- I don't remember that.
- Oh, screw all y'all.
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Are you calling my
best friend Kimball a liar?
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'You're a beautiful woman
and you look good.'
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Bite me! Bite me!
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Hey! Hey! Somebody! Hey! Hey!
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{\an8}Well, I love the jet ski.
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{\an8}Um, I feel like it's given me
a new lease on life.
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{\an8}I might start making
all kinds of changes.
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{\an8}After having...
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{\an8}...sped across
the glassy waters.
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Are you saying it's gonna
make you come out as a lesbian?
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- No, sir, I am not.
- That was code for that.
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- No, it is not.
- Yes, it was.
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It was code for that she's gonna
come out as a lesbian.
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I have no problem with it.
I'm all for it, in fact.
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Yeah, I think I'll just ride
that jet ski from gay bar
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to gay bar, and pick up
all my lesbian...
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Well, that's what
I was gonna do if I got it.
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And I think I might have sex
with a goat, too
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because, apparently, yeah
I like bestiality
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because I don't walk around
in little skirts
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and high heels all the time.
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You immediately compare
gay sex to bestiality.
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- I did not.
- A lot of people do that.
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That's a really
interesting fact.
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It's a slippery slope.
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Apparently, you slide off
of it from gay sex
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and you end up with your,
with your penis in an animal.
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{\an8}Well, they were doing a toys
for guns program.
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{\an8}There it is. There it is.
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{\an8}Here we go, where you, uh
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{\an8}you turn in your gun,
and you get a toy.
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{\an8}So anyway, we sent out Trudy to
pick up the boxes full of guns.
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She did,
came back to the station.
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- No boxes of guns.
- Yeah.
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- Bingo.
- Yup.
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Son of a bitch.
Here's what you did.
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'I'm Trudy, okay?'
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Uh, sets it on the thing.
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Gets in, pulls out.
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I've done it with
a coffee cup sometimes.
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Hah! Bingo.
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- Ooh, nice one, too.
- 'What type?'
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Little Beretta.
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What's that, a luger?
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- A lot of stars out tonight.
- Oh, beautiful.
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Now, which-which one did you say
was on your ass from the spork?
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Okay, the spork scar
on my ass looks like Orion
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who is the hunter.
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I do not see
what you're talking about.
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Right there. You can't see
his belt, his quiver.
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And his boots,
and there's north?
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There's the jackalope
right there.
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00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,542
- The what?
- The jackalope.
247
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,210
The jackalope's
not a constellation.
248
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,879
- The jackalope?
- Jackalope. Right there.
249
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,672
Is that a hillbilly
constellation?
250
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,381
It's a constellation.
251
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,716
It's a hillbilly constellation.
252
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,718
It's a mythical creature.
Don't blame...
253
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,053
This is something that
hillbillies
254
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,220
make up when they're high.
There is no jackalope...
255
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:42,891
As opposed to the hunter,
with his, with his shiver
256
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:43,933
and his zipper over there...
257
00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:45,393
His quiver.
258
00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:49,189
- His quiver.
- He can't move.
259
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,024
Of course, he can't move.
He's a constellation.
260
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,696
{\an8}Operation "Let's do this"
is in order.
261
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:56,822
{\an8}Let's go.
262
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,019
Wait. Just, let's just go.
263
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,248
How you doin', fellas?
264
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,420
{\an8}Say what you want.
265
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,923
{\an8}People today are getting dumber
and dumber and...
266
00:11:59,343 --> 00:11:59,968
{\an8}Sorry. Sorry.
267
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,929
Okay.
268
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,973
What the hell
you gonna do with that?
269
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,642
I'm makin' a gun papoose.
270
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:08,643
- That's Indian?
- Watch and...
271
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,854
I'm sorry. Sorry.
272
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,480
Okay, that one's loaded.
273
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,315
That goes in the back
of the pants.
274
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,984
This is the sort of things
we learned in the scouts.
275
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,195
Why didn't you just remember
your [bleep] knapsack?
276
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,240
Be prepared,
I thought you boys said.
277
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,993
But when you can't be prepared
278
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,496
be prepared to make a papoose.
279
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,170
I come with my great papoose
280
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,672
of iron swiftness.
281
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,007
You look incredibly majestic.
282
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,092
Thank you.
283
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,720
Good God!
284
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,346
I hope you get
the whole Malibu Barbie
285
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,097
dream house for this,
at least, right?
286
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,694
What's wrong?
287
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,196
'You're gloating.'
288
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,865
Do you feel like
you have some power?
289
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,325
Mm-hmm. No!
290
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,034
I feel that I don't have power
291
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,745
I feel like I have a jet ski.
292
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:09,454
I feel like I'm awesome.
293
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,207
If something happens to you...
294
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,708
...I get the jet ski.
295
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,543
I'm number two, okay?
296
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,003
What do you mean,
if something happens to me?
297
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,880
If something happens to me,
I think Dangle's next in line.
298
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,089
Well, guess what? I'm tough.
299
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,675
Okay? I'm a survivor.
300
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,887
Process that.
301
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,555
Big boy.
302
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,224
Lucky lady.
303
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,058
- Good idea.
- 'Would that be me?'
304
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,228
- Huh?
- Would that be me?
305
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,896
Somebody's got a jet ski.
Somebody's a lucky lady.
306
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,106
'It's a little wet
on the bottom.'
307
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,068
- Alright.
- 'She looks tan to me.'
308
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,819
- It makes me sick.
- Little bitch looks healthy.
309
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,197
Oh, yeah. Throwin' it up
in everybody's face.
310
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,616
"I got the jet ski!
I got the jet ski!"
311
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,243
- 'She didn't even know Buzz.'
- No!
312
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,707
'Oh, no. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.'
313
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,084
- Oh, my!
- 'Holy [bleep]! Holy [bleep]!'
314
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,462
- 'What-what happened?'
- He shot me in the hand!
315
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,381
What does it look like?
He shot me!
316
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,092
No, I didn't shoot her.
Well, hold on. Don't do that.
317
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,426
- Don't do that!
- What'd you do?!
318
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,095
- Jimmy, hold on.
- 'Did you want it that bad?!'
319
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,890
- 'You shot her?'
- No, I slipped...
320
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,809
No, hold on. I slipped.
321
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,232
Hey! Hey! Hey!
322
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,151
- Put it up!
- You better stop.
323
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,071
Right before we left
this room
324
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,490
he said if something
should happen to you
325
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,117
he would get the jet ski.
326
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,704
Hold on! Who had the box first?!
327
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,748
Are you saying we rigged
the box to shoot Kimball?
328
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,250
You told us it was wet.
329
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,918
We didn't, if that's
what you're thinking.
330
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,587
You said the box
was heavy and it was wet!
331
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,004
You couldn't do that!
It couldn't be done!
332
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,172
It's impossible!
333
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,091
You [bleep] shot her,
I get the jet ski!
334
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,137
You shot her!
I get the jet ski!
335
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,430
Just lock him up.
336
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,389
Be careful out there.
337
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,016
Well, wait a minute.
I just pulled my gun out.
338
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,935
Now, everybody, it's-it's over?
339
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,151
{\an8}Why should Jones
not get the jet ski?
340
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:08,156
{\an8}Okay, this is gonna
sound racist.
341
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,491
I'm gonna try to think of way
to make this not sound racist.
342
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,285
Blacks don't swim.
343
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,621
Ah! That's exactly what I was
trying to think of a way to...
344
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,164
They don't. They don't.
345
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,167
No. They're like cats.
346
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800
{\an8}Hello.
347
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,010
{\an8}Can I see your
driver's license?
348
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,637
{\an8}How dare you, sir?
349
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,765
{\an8}How dare you pull me over
while I'm trying to drive?!
350
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,809
{\an8}Flashing your lights,
blaring your siren.
351
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,519
You're gonna run
someone off the road.
352
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,688
- Okay, how dare you?
- How dare me?
353
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,231
How dare you?
Do you know who I am?
354
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,232
No, ma'am,
we don't know who you are.
355
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,693
That's why we're asking
for your license.
356
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,236
- Ma'am, you were...
- This is ridiculous.
357
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,864
I don't have a driver's license.
I'm from New York.
358
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,699
Samantha thought
it would be so cute
359
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,202
and so kitsch to have
her wedding in Reno.
360
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,246
Well, it is not cute,
and it is not kitsch!
361
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,248
It is a fouled up nightmare,
and I just want...
362
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,042
- Calm down.
- Listen.
363
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,044
I just don't understand
364
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,879
why I'm always the bridesmaid
365
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,839
and never the bride!
366
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,217
- Don't you touch me.
- How dare you.
367
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,052
Are you getting all this?
I hope you're getting all this.
368
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,596
- Don't talk to him.
- Wait till you meet my lawyer.
369
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,932
You're gonna love him, buddy.
Go ahead, touch me.
370
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,558
Ah! Don't you dare. Aah!
371
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,185
Ah! Ah! Rape! Rape! Rape!
372
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,896
No rape! No rape!
373
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,272
Jones, can I talk to you.
Stay right there, ma'am.
374
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,567
- You stay.
- Shush, ma'am.
375
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,194
Keep quiet.
376
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,196
Is she the--what the hell? Hey!
377
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,115
'Hey! What're you doing?'
378
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,535
'Oh, my [bleep]!'
379
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,411
'Oh, my God.'
380
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,371
- 'You alright, Jones?'
- 'Oh, my God.'
381
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,456
'Uh, 11 Daniel 35.
We got a...'
382
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,083
'...we got a cameraman down.'
383
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,884
{\an8}What the hell? What the hell?
384
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,053
{\an8}- 'What did you do?!'
- Oh, my gosh.
385
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,055
{\an8}- Son of a bitch.
- 'What happened?'
386
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,558
{\an8}'[bleep] what the hell?'
387
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,475
What the [bleep]?! Fire!
388
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,562
'It's not worth it! Stop it!'
389
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,105
What the hell? Why?! Why?!
390
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,275
Calm down. Calm down.
I did it.
391
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,069
'Why?'
392
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:10,778
You [bleep] did that?
393
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,614
This thing was tearing us apart.
394
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,409
Like, before we had this
thing...
395
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,243
...I don't know
if we were friends
396
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:21,122
but... we were cordial.
397
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,165
You know?
398
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,958
We wasn't yellin' at
each other
399
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,084
and pointin' guns at
each other.
400
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:29,505
This thing was like a,
like a evil cursed treasure
401
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,924
and I think it killed Buzz, too.
402
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,010
'This thing was gonna kill
every one of us'
403
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,637
and it was gonna kill our love,
and we don't need a jet ski
404
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,639
'cause we got each other.
405
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,308
I did it.
406
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,435
Beat me up if you want to.
Shoot me in the foot.
407
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,605
I don't give a [bleep],
but I did the right thing.
408
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,153
- He's absolutely right.
- I love you, guys!
409
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,988
- 'I love you, too.'
- 'We don't need a jet ski!'
410
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,407
- 'We don't need it!'
- 'We don't need it.'
411
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,951
What's more important...
412
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,161
'Than friends, right?'
413
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,955
Or, at least...
414
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,709
Cordial coworkers.
415
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,212
'Ninety percent civil.'
416
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,088
'I think we should probably
walk away'
417
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,633
''cause there's still about half
a tank of gas in the thing.'
418
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,719
Yeah, get away. Get away.
Get away. Get away.
419
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,356
That jet ski
was tearing us apart.
420
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:32,693
We were like a beautiful family
with only one last piece
421
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,363
of pizza on the table, and
we were gonna kill each other
422
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,323
for that pizza,
and I'm-I'm glad it's gone.
423
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,408
I think, uh, destroyin' it
was the right thing.
424
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,912
If we're like a family that
would kill each other for pizza
425
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,372
that's really [bleep] up, and
you know what the weird thing
is?
426
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,374
I think we are that family.
427
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,834
Yeah, I ain't sayin'
we're a great family.
428
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,043
'No, we're a [bleep] up
family.'
429
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,504
- Manson was a family.
- Right.
430
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,215
And we would kill each
other for pizza.
431
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,926
And then we'd rape the dead one.
432
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,637
Even if we weren't hungry.
Or horny.
433
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,060
There they are.
434
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,187
Here we go.
435
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,231
What? What? What?
436
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,232
Look what we found.
437
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,777
who do you think
that is out there, huh?
438
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,905
Yee-whoo!
439
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,241
- After that big speech?
- I fell for that.
440
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,868
What the [bleep]? I did, too.
441
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,786
This is what happens when you
trust a [bleep] hillbilly.
442
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:24,454
'Right in front of our faces.'
443
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,132
Say the word lieutenant.
Say the word.
444
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,761
'Bring it in!'
445
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,388
Get him. Get him. Get him.
446
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,099
How you doin', Judas?
447
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,732
I did this for us.
448
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,275
You think I'm having
a good time doing this?
449
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,611
No. I'm taking one
for the team
450
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,737
because this thing was
tearing us apart.
451
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,488
Give it a [bleep] rest.
You already gave the speech.
452
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,116
- Mm-hmm.
- Alright.
453
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,453
You want a jet ski?
454
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,289
Free jet ski. It's yours.
455
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,583
- It's cursed.
- No, it ain't cursed.
456
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,459
The throttle sticks a little
bit, but it ain't cursed...
457
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,461
No, it ain't cursed.
It ain't cursed.
458
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,963
I just loss the use
of my left hand.
459
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,965
Ship out, it's yours.
460
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,010
The throttle does stick
a little bit.
461
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,972
'Happy?'
462
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,475
I think it's more important
that none of us is happy.
463
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,310
We're all equally less happy.
464
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,646
- Yes, you got that right.
- Yes.
465
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,647
Great, one for all,
and all for one.
466
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,815
Everybody should be
unhappy here.
467
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,567
As long as we're the same
level of unhappy
468
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,986
- I think it's fine.
- Fine.
469
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,197
'Just be careful!
No, don't run it too hard!'
470
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,698
'The throttle does stick!'
471
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,742
Is he alright?
472
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,792
- 'Oh.'
- 'Oh!'
473
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,511
'Scramble. Scramble.
Scramble. Scramble.'
474
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,179
- Fire department, right?
- Yeah, Fire department.
475
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,348
- Fire department.
- Scramble. Go. Go. Go.
476
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:12,687
{\an8}I don't want you
to suck it out.
477
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,814
{\an8}I want to go
to a doctor.
478
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,358
{\an8}You wanna go to a doctor,
or you want me to suck it out?
479
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,944
{\an8}Just for fun,
I'm gonna call the paramedics.
480
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,071
{\an8}- They're about 50 yards away.
- I'm happy to suck it out.
481
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,740
{\an8}I don't want you
to suck it out. I want...
482
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,659
{\an8}Why not call the paramedics?
483
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,911
{\an8}Call 'em, but I'm gonna suck
it out either way.
484
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:31,872
{\an8}- Somebody call 911.
- Call-call-call the paramedics.
485
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:33,708
{\an8}By the time they get here,
it's gonna be sucked out.
486
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,793
{\an8}That's only
if you suck it out.
487
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,378
{\an8}Here's what you do.
You don't want it right now
488
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,505
{\an8}but you're gonna be happy
when it's out.
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