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DEPUTY WIEGEL, LIZA MINELLI

IS HERE TO SEE YOU.

OK, IF ANYBODY ASKS, I HAVE CANCER, OK? I HAVE CANCER,

I HAVE CANCER, I HAVE CANCER.

THAT LITTLE BITCH TRICKED ME.

POW!

WHOA! WHOA!

ALL RIGHT, OK...

STOP FLAGGIN' THE BUILDING!

NO LOITERING!

LIST OF THINGS THAT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOOT AT ON THE

WEBSITE?

YES. AND I'M SORRY, I TAKE ISSUE--

ANYTIME YOU WANNA JUMP IN.

WELL, I'M VERY MAD.

CAN'T SHOOT THIS. CAN'T SHOOT THAT GUY.

DON'T SHOOT A CAR IF IT'S MOVING FORWARDS OR BACKWARDS.

CAN'T SHOOT A GUY, EVEN IF HE HAS A GUN UNLESS HE'S ALREADY

HIT YOU ONCE.

ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SHOOT AT THINGS THAT WANDER INTO YOUR

BACKYARD AT NIGHT, LIKE CHICKENS OR PEOPLE?

WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN?

DO YOU HAVE CHICKENS WANDERING INTO YOUR YARD?

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SECOND ONE.

WHAT DID I SAY? PEOPLE?

MM-HMM.

I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S NOT GOOD, RIGHT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

IF THEY WANDER INTO YOUR YARD TO KILL YOU, THEN YOU--

YES, ANY CHICKENS OR PEOPLE THAT WANDER INTO YOUR YARD TO

KILL YOU...

THEN YOU CAN SHOOT 'EM.

CAN I HAVE TOMORROW OFF?

WHAT FER?

MY BROTHERS ARE IN TOWN.

OHH!

THERE'S GONNA BE A FULL SET OF TEETH IN THE JUNIOR

HOUSEHOLD.

WE'RE WORKIN' OVERTIME, THEN.

MY GOD, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ALL OF THEM?

WE HADN'T ALL 4 BEEN TOGETHER IN 7 YEARS.

WOW, 7 YEARS.

ROOSTER JUST GOT BACK FROM TIKRIT. SO I'M GONNA BE PARTYIN'

PRETTY HARD, 'CAUSE THOSE BOYS CAN BE PRETTY WILD.

IS ALL THE STUFF I HEARD ABOUT Y'ALL URBAN LEGEND?

AM I THE ONE HERE ON TRIAL?

NO, NO, I AIN'T ON TRIAL.

THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' URBAN ABOUT THE JUNIOR BROTHERS.

IS IT TRUE HOW ROOSTER GOT HIS NAME?

IT IS.

DON'T GO TELLIN' THAT.

DO IT, SAY IT, TELL IT.

HE A CHICKEN.

WAS IT DEAD OR ALIVE?

BUT HE DID IT IN THE CAFETERIA AT HIGH SCHOOL. IT WAS

REAL FUNNY.

PEOPLE DON'T JOKE LIKE THAT ANYMORE, YOU KNOW?

OK, EVERYBODY, SETTLE DOWN.

SETTLE DOWN.

THANK YOU.

OK, THIS IS A SONG ABOUT NOT USING DIRTY WORDS, BECAUSE

THERE'S A WHOLE DICTIONARY FULL OF WORDS OUT THERE THAT YOU CAN

USE THAT AREN'T DIRTY.

♪ THERE'S A WHOLE WIDE WORLD OUTSIDE YOUR SCHOOL,

AND IT ISN'T VERY NICE IT'S CALLED RENO,

AND IT'S FULL OF POTTY MOUTHS, SO I'LL GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE ♪

LET THE "C" WORD STAND FOR COURTESY

THE "F" WORD-- FINE TO MEET YOU

THE "B" WORD MEANS BE FRIENDLY

THE "N" WORD-- NICE TO GREET YOU

THE ONLY CRACK I LIKE IS IN THE LIBERTY BELL

AND TEA-BAGGING'S FOR TEA B.S.--BOY, THAT'S SWELL

IF YOU CUSS LIKE A SAILOR, I MAY TAKE YOU TO THE JAILER,

'CAUSE FILTHY MOUTHS LEAD TO FILTHY LIVES,

AND FILTHY HOMES WITH...

FILTHY WIVES AND FRIENDS DON'T USE

SWEAR WORDS, AND IF THEY DO,

THEY'RE JUST A AND THAT MEANS ♪

, LADY.

OK, WE GOTTA WORK THAT OUT.

THE HIRING OF UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS IS A PRETTY SERIOUS

PROBLEM HERE IN RENO, SO WE HAVE SET UP A STING OPERATION. WE

HAVE OUR VERY OWN LATINO DEPUTY, JAMES GARCIA, OVER HERE,

UNDERCOVER AS A BRACERO.

HOPEFULLY WE'LL GET SOMEBODY TO PICK HIM UP, TRY AND HIRE HIM AS

AN UNDOCUMENTED WORKER, AND THEN WE WILL SPRING THE NET AND BRING

THEM TO JUSTICE. HERE WE GO. HO HO HO.

HEY, HEY, WE WORK, WE WORK.

WE NEED TO HAVE MONEY BEFORE

WE GET IN THE CAR.

GET THE MONEY, GOOD.

MI CASA.

GET THE MONEY.

GET DOWN. THAT'S KIND OF ILLEGAL.

WHAT DID HE DO? HE'S JUST GOING.

HE JUST , ON THE PROMISE OF LUNCH AND BEER.

HE GOT NO MONEY, DID HE?

NOPE.

YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, DAMN, YOU GOTTA MEET MY BROTHERS.

I'M THE SANE ONE. I'M THE NORMAL ONE OF THE BUNCH. LIKE, I'M LIKE

A LIBRARIAN COMPARED TO MY 3 BROTHERS, MAN. WHOO! YOU KNOW,

WE KIND OF TURN EACH OTHER ON AND JAB EACH OTHER FORWARD, AND

EVERYBODY GETS WILDER AND WILDER AND WILDER. IT'S LIKE A BUNCH OF

DAMN NAZIS ON SHORE LEAVE.

TRAVIS JUNIOR, RENO SHERIFF'S

DEPARTMENT.

HENRY JUNIOR JUNIOR, PANAMA CITY, FLORIDA.

LANCE CORPORAL JUNIOR, TIKRIT, IRAQ.

YEAH. TATER JUNIOR, SPARKS, NEVADA.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YO' HEAD?

HOW DID YOU AND YOUR PIMP GET IN THIS FIGHT?

WELL, HE BROUGHT IN SOME NEW BOTTOM BITCH, YOU KNOW, AND

THINK SHE GONNA TAKE MY SPOT.

I GOT A LITTLE UPSET. HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A BOTTLE.

WHERE DO YOU THINK HE IS NOW?

OH, WELL, WHAT WE GONNA DO IS WE GONNA GO AROUND HERE. YOU

JUST DRIVE. I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHERE HE IS. RIGHT IN HERE.

WE GONNA GET HIM THIS TIME, FOR REAL THIS TIME.

OK, LOOK, IF YOU GO IN THERE, IF YOU SEE HIM, DO THIS--DO NOT

MAKE A SCENE. COME BACK OUT, COME GET ME, AND I'M 'A HANDLE

IT, OK?

WAS HE IN THERE?

NO, NO, HE WASN'T IN THERE.

I LOOKED AROUND LIKE YOU TOLD ME. I WAS ALL LOW-KEY, BUT HE

WASN'T IN THERE, SO I JUST RAN TO GET SOME GROCERIES. HE AT

THAT TACO PLACE. HE AT THAT TACO PLACE, THAT'S WHERE HE IS.

TACOS, TACOS, TACOS. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE LAST THING

HE SAID.

I WAS GONNA ASK YOU, WHERE YOU GET YOUR HAIR FROM?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHERE I GET MY HAIR FROM? ON TOP OF MY

SCALP, THAT'S WHERE I GET MY HAIR FROM.

HEY, STOP PLAYIN'. THAT IS A WEAVE.

GIRL, YOU CRAZY. OFFICER WILLIAMS, YOU TRIPPIN'. THIS THE

SAME HAIR THAT'S ON MY .

LOOK, LOOK, ON MY...

NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? HEY, BOOM, TACOS, TACOS, TACOS.

HANDLE IT, HANDLE IT.

CAN YOU BE A LITTLE LESS NOTICEABLE? YOU PULLIN' ALL UP

ON THE PLACE.

LET ME BACK UP. I'M NOT...

WAS HE IN THERE?

HMM? UH-UH. HE WASN'T THERE.

I BOUGHT YOU A TACO.

THANK YOU.

WILLIAMS, YOU GOT A 20 ON THAT PIMP? HOW'S THE SEARCH

GOIN'?

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH. HA HA HA.

YOU SO NASTY.

WILLIAMS? WILLIAMS? WILLIAMS!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE JUNIOR

BROTHERS ARE UP TO RIGHT NOW, BUT, I MEAN, JUNIOR COMES TO

WORK MOST DAYS SMELLING OF--I GUESS IT'S MOONSHINE.

YEAH.

IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL IT?

SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT HE MUST BE REALLY TYING ONE ON

ON HIS DAY OFF.

YEAH. JUNIOR MAKES HIS OWN GULCH LAGER. HE CAN'T AFFORD,

I GUESS, REGULAR GULCH LAGER AT THE LIQUOR STORE, SO HE MAKES

HIS OWN, AND WHAT HE PUTS IT IN IS JUST REGULAR ALUMINUM FOIL.

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?

OH, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.

YEAH, FOR, LIKE, PARTIES.

HE'LL MAKE HIS OWN AND HE JUST CALLS IT--HE CALLS IT TINSHLAGER

OR SOMETHING.

AND YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN HE'S GOT A BATCH GOING, 'CAUSE

HE SMELLS--NOT BECAUSE HE'S BEEN WORKING SO HARD BUT BECAUSE

HIS BATHTUB IS FULL.

YEAH. SO HE CAN'T WASH.

RIGHT.

YEAH. WE'LL KNOW WHAT THE JUNIOR BROTHERS ARE UP TO

WHEN WE HEAR IT ON THE POLICE BAND.

RIGHT.

JUST ONE MORE PLACE.

WHERE?

I MEAN, I AIN'T REALLY BUSTIN'. I AIN'T TRYING TO BE

NO SNITCH, BUT THEY DO A LITTLE GAMBLING IN THE BACK.

OF WHERE?

AT THE CLEANERS.

AND I KNOW THAT'S WHERE SILKY IS. I'M GONNA GET HIM THIS TIME.

NO. HE GOIN' DOWN. I'M GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE. I'M CHANGIN'

EVERYTHING.

OK. BUT WHO DID YOUR, UM...

WELL, IT'S JUST ME AND YOU IN HERE. WHO DID YOUR BOOB JOB?

I MEAN, BECAUSE A LOT OF THE GIRLS OUT THERE, I SEE 'EM AND

THEY LOOK SO FAKE, BUT YOURS LOOK SO NATURAL.

JESUS.

KAY-KAY, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP? "OOH, THIS IS NOT MY

WEAVE. OOH, THESE ARE MY REAL BOOBS." KAY-KAY, THIS IS ME!

THESE ARE REAL TITTIES!

CAN'T YOU--THESE ARE REAL-- KAY-KAY.

LOOK AT THIS. THAT IS ALL REAL TITTY RIGHT THERE.

YOU SEE THAT? THIS IS REAL TITTY. TOUCH IT, TOUCH IT.

TOUCH THE TITTY. TOUCH THE TI-- LOOK AT THAT. GET ME SOME--

SOME--SOME--THIS IS HOW A FAKE TITTY LOOK. LOOK AT THAT.

JUST--MMM! SEE, IT DON'T MOVE?

YOU TOUCH IT. SEE? MMM! NOW TOUCH THAT ONE. SEE, THIS IS--

KAY-KAY...

WHAT?

HA HA! THAT'S MY GIRL.

HA HA HA!

DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR, THOUGH.

DON'T TOUCH THAT.

OOH!

WILLIAMS, DID YOU FIND THAT PIMP YET? WILLIAMS, COME BACK.

WILLIAMS?

OOH, GIRL, I HATE GOING IN THERE. UHH! MAN!

OOH, HE WASN'T IN THERE.

LET'S GO. THERE'S ONE MORE.

AT THAT LIQUOR STORE. I FORGOT ABOUT THE LIQUOR STORE.

QUAL ES SU NOMBRE AGAIN?

OH! ME LLAMO GARC-- GARTIERREZ.

GARTIERREZ. HA HA HA!

A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE CAN'T JUST GO IN THERE RIGHT

NOW. I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT'S--

SHE DIDN'T PAY HIM. NO CRIME'S BEEN COMMITTED.

WHAT PUEBLO ARE YOU FROM?

YO SOY-- I'M FROM GUATEMALA.

I WAS FROM A BABY THERE.

GUATEMALA.

IN MEXICO.

MEJICO.

OH, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE THE STRANGE ACCENT. YOU'RE

MAYAN.

OH, YEAH.

'CAUSE YOU GOT THE FUNNY ACCENT. MAYAN, NO MAYAN,

AND THEN MEJI-MEJICANO.

YEAH. WHOO-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!

NO. NO, HOMBRE, ES...

ES DIFFERENTE.

ESTA LOCO.

UNA TARDADO. RETARDED IN THE HEAD.

HA HA HA HA! LET ME TELL YOU, I HEARD THAT JUNIOR'S BROTHERS

WERE SO OFF THE CHAIN, THE LAST TIME THEY WAS ALL TOGETHER,

THEY GOT ARRESTED AND EVEN SHOWED OUT SO BAD IN THE JAIL,

THEY JUST WANTED TO LET THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY WAS TOO

STRESSED OUT. THEY COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE 'EM BEING LOCKED UP.

WHAT DOES "OFF THE CHAIN" MEAN?

QUIEN, QUIEN EL HOMBRE?

QUIEN, QUIEN HACER! HA HA HA!

I HAVE ROAST TENDERLOIN WITH TRI-COLOR RED PEPPERS IN A

BALSAMIC REDUCTION.

UHH!

ESPOSA.

ESPOSA?

WIFE.

NO, NO, NO.

NO TENGO TAMBIEN.

OH, HO HO! MUY GUAPA.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND.

HE DOES THE MOST AWFUL MEXICAN I'VE EVER HEARD.

YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE, UH-- SOUNDS KIND OF POLACK, DOESN'T

IT?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY US RIGHT AWAY? YOU CAN--WE CAN WAIT

A LITTLE BIT.

NO!

WE CAN COME BACK.

WE'LL COME BACK EVERY DAY.

STAY FOR DINNER.

SI. WELL, GARTIERREZ WILL STAY, YOU KNOW.

YEAH?

I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU.

YOU'LL STAY?

SI. MAYBE I CAN COOK FOR YOU DINNER.

OH, YEAH.

YOU EVER BEEN TO MEXICO?

NO, I HAVE NOT.

NO?

I WOULD LOVE TO GO, BUT I HEAR THEY'RE--

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

HORRIBLE TO AMERICAN WOMEN, THAT THEY'RE JUST CONSTANTLY--

OH, THEY'LL RAPE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT, YEAH, BUT IT'S A

BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY, OTHER THAN THAT, YOU KNOW.

NO MATTER WHAT, I THINK YOU WILL DO ALL RIGHT IF YOU

REMEMBER TO FEED THE CHILD EVERY DAY, TRUDY.

AND SPANK. THOSE ARE THE 2 THINGS THAT'LL GET YOU FAR

AS A PARENT.

HOLD ON. DID YOU SAY EVERY DAY? BECAUSE WITH MY CATS, I

JUST LEAVE FOOD OUT AND THEY TAKE IT WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY.

IT'S DIFFERENT WITH A BABY, ISN'T IT?

UHH!

I DON'T--GOD! DON'T JUDGE ME. IF I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA

JUDGE ME ON MY PARENTING SKILLS, I WOULD NEVER HAVE INTRODUCED

YOU TO MY UNBORN CHILD.

HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

OK.

GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES.

HA HA HA!

WELCOME! WELCOME TO THE SINGLE "LAMOMS" CLASS. I CALL IT

THAT. OF COURSE, IT'S LAMAZE METHOD. HOW'S EVERYONE DOING

TODAY?

HEY, GUY, HOW YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

I'M TRUDY.

HI, TRUDY. YEAH, YOU DIDN'T LOOK TOO FAMILIAR TO ME.

I SEE SOME FAMILIAR FACES AND A COUPLE OF VIRGINS. HMM?

HA HA HA HA!

HUH? WHAT ARE YOU VIRGINS DOING HERE?

I'M NOT A VIRGIN. I HAD SEX TO HAVE A BABY.

OH, NO, NO. I KNOW THAT.

NO, I MEAN VIRGIN TO THE CLASS.

OH. I'M NEW TO THE CLASS.

SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, TRUDY.

ME, TOO.

I'M GUY.

HI, GUY.

WELCOME. MY NAME IS GUY GERRICAULT. I'LL SPELL THAT FOR

YOU BECAUSE IT IS NOT THE COMMON SPELLING, ALTHOUGH IT DOES HAVE

A BIT OF A FRENCH PRONUNCIATION.

GUY GERRICAULT.

WHY LAMAZE? IS IT ABOUT BREATHING? I THINK I KNOW

SOMETHING ABOUT IT, BUT IT'S MORE THAN THAT. IT'S TO HELP

PROVIDE YOU WITH CONFIDENCE ABOUT GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD.

TO HELP YOU FEEL RELAXED.

IT'S THROUGH MOVEMENT, BREATHING TECHNIQUES, MASSAGE, AND

POSITIVE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.

AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED THAT, BECAUSE YOUR VAGINA WILL BE

RIPPED IN HALF.

JUNIOR. HERE'S TO JUNIOR AND HIS FAMILY OUT ON THE PORCH.

HONEY, THAT'S MY SAW!

GIVE ME MY SAW! YOU'S PLAYING MY JUG.

THANKS AGAIN. THANK YOU SO FOR BEING WITH US. HOW DOES IT

FEEL TO WIN YOUR THIRD CUP NATIONAL FINAL?

UHH!

FEELS GOOD, MAN.

IT GOT A LITTLE ROUGH OUT THERE ON THE SECOND TURN, BUT IT FEELS

GOOD.

WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENS IN THE LAST QUARTER OF

THE RACE, WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND AS YOU'RE MAKING THAT FINAL

TURN?

I KEPT MY RUBBER TO THE GROUND AND KEPT IT ROLLIN'.

ALL RIGHT, THEN. AHEM!

I WANT TO THANK MY PIT CREW.

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT 'EM. AND I WANT TO THANK ALL MY

SPONSORS.

SEE YA.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND ONCE AGAIN,

CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING YOUR THIRD NATIONAL CUP FINAL.

OH, BY THE WAY, DAD'S DEAD.

♪ I'LL HAVE A NERVOUS

BREAKDOWN ♪

Kyle on South Park: OH, MY GOD!

THEY KILLED KENNY!

HELL, YEAH!

MORNING. HEY...

MORNING.

DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER TODAY?

OH, NO WAY.

YOU WERE GOING 7 MILES AN HOUR IN A 40 MILE AN HOUR ZONE.

AW! WE THOUGHT IT--OUR SPEEDOMETER'S NOT WORKING,

OFFICER.

YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.

YEAH.

IT'S WEIRD.

A LITTLE SMOKY IN THERE, ISN'T IT?

IS IT?

WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

SMOKIN' SOME HAM?

IT'S YOUR SHADES. YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES.

OH, REALLY? IT'S MY SHADES?

YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY-- NO, REALLY?

SMELL THAT. GO AHEAD.

THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE.

THAT'S SMOKE.

YEAH, BUT MY HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE.

ANYONE ELSE BACK HERE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

OH, DUDE!

SHE'S PISSED.

SHE DOESN'T SMELL ANYTHING.

SMELL IT.

SHE'S REALLY COOL.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU CAN SMELL IT?

I WANT SNACKS.

YOU WANT A SNACK?

OH, DUDE.

I WANT A SNACK. WHAT'S UP?

DON'T EAT THE TOP ONES, 'CAUSE WE GOT LYSOL ON THEM.

JUST--IF YOU GO BELOW THE TOP LAYER--

I'LL GO DOWN TO THE BOTTOM.

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, DUDE.

LET'S LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.

OH, COOL. HEY, CHECK THIS OUT. CHECK IT OUT.

THIS IS WEIRD.

CHECK IT OUT.

OH, GRAVITY. HOLD THAT.

GRAVITY. I CHECKED YOUR LICENSE AND YOU GOT NO PRIORS.

COOL, COOL.

I WOULD HAVE HEARD BACK BY NOW IF YOU DID.

COOL.

DUDE, RICHARD PRYOR'S AWESOME.

AMIGO...

BUEN TRABAJO, GARTIERREZ.

BUEN TRABAJO.

SI.

IT'S NICE TO KNOW AT THE END OF THE DAY THAT WE ACCOMPLISH

SOMETHING. WE MAKE WORK GOOD FOR THE HOME.

ES LA VERDAD, ES LA VERDAD.

IT'S ALSO NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME TAIL

TONIGHT FROM LA GRINGA.

OH! NO ESPOSA! NO ESPOSA!

ESPOSA. ESPOSO.

NO ESPOSA, NO ESPOSO.

ESPOSO, ESPOSO.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! HANDS ON YOUR HEAD! HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!

OH, HEY, HEY! I'M A COP!

HEY, HEY! RENO SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.

I'M A COP, TOO! I'M A COP, TOO!

NO, NO, NO! MY VAN'S RIGHT OVER THERE! HEY!

I'M A COP.

AAH!

[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO

DISPATCH] I WAS HAVING THE WEIRDEST

DREAM.

WELL, WHAT WAS IT?

YOU WERE DRESSED UP LIKE ONE OF THOSE FELLAS FROM THE

LOLLIPOP GUILD. REMEMBER THE LOLLIPOP GUILD?

I DO, AND THAT IS REALLY WEIRD. WAS IT SEXUAL AND ALL,

DO YOU THINK?

KINDA. IT WAS KINDA.

DO YOU THINK, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT? LIKE JUST A LITTLE BIT?

MAYBE.

I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO SING WHEN YOU'RE WORKING, NO?

OH.

¿TE GUSTAS CANTAR?

OH, YEAH. ME GUSTO, UH, CANTAR.

¿CUAL CANCIONES DE TU PUEBLO?

UH, THEY AIN'T, UH, THEN...

WELL, ♪ EL PUEBLO, EL PUEBLO, QUE LINDA EL PUEBLO ♪

AHHHH HA HIII!

AH, HEY!

AH, YOU'RE GOOD!

AH, CINCO ARRIBA. HIGH-FIVE.

OK.