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Guys?
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Oh, God.
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Oh!
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Are you Kenny Rogers?
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Yeah.
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Am I dreaming this,
or are you dreaming this?
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Did that hurt?
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- Not really, no.
- Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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- 'What's wrong with you?'
- Shh.
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Are you having that gay-ass
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Kenny Rogers dream again?
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What Kenny Rogers dream?
I wasn't...
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{\an8}The one you have
all the time.
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I-I wasn't dreaming
about Kenny Rogers.
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I don't know
what the hell...
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'James.'
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Get some help.
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{\an8}'You see that game
last night?'
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{\an8}- 'Oh, yeah.'
- 'Yes!'
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{\an8}Reno Lady Wolfpack.
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{\an8}- Kicking ass.
- Made it to the finals.
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- Beat Sacramento.
- Going to the finals.
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They're getting points
on the transition
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on the fast break,
I like that, man.
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I've been trying to
buy tickets to that game
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this Friday for two weeks.
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Man, it's been sold out.
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Who's your guys' best friend
in the world?
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- 'Santa Claus?'
- 'Yeah, that's what I was
go--'
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Nope, Jones is your best friend
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'cause guess who's
got tickets...
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We're going.
We're all going.
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'University, Nevada Arena.'
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To Jonesy!
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- Hey!
- Whoo! Whoo!
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- Hello, gang.
- 'Good morning.'
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- Good morning indeed!
- Good morning.
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- 'Very good morning indeed.'
- Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
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- Guess what.
- What?
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I've been promoted.
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- 'Really?'
- I'm going up to Carson City.
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- Hey.
- I'm going to Carson City.
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Nevada State Police
Director of Public Relations
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Jim Dangle!
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Dangle, good for you.
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- 'You go, girl!'
- Yeah, I'm goin', girl.
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Oh!
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Um, and I thought,
I don't know, uh
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I thought I made
some reservations
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when I got the fax
and I thought, uh, maybe
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we could have a little
farewell dinner for me
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Friday night at
Dan Swanky's at 8:00.
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'And I look forward
to seeing you there'
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'and I'm gonna
miss you all a whole'
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'burlap bag full
of missing-you, so...'
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I think Saturday
is a great day
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for Dan Swanky's.
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What part of I made reservation
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at Dan Swanky's
didn't I make clear?
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I mean, I made a reservation.
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Sir, I-I got us all tickets
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to, um, the Lady Wolfpack.
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There's a, there's
a final conference game.
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'And this doesn't happen
very often, sir--'
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It's mandatory.
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- It's mandatory. How's that?
- I just, I-I, sir, I just did--
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Are we talking about
the Lady Wolfpack still?
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'I...'
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- Could we wait--
- 'Wait. Shh.'
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'You know what's flying in?'
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Oh, a period
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to your [bleep] sentence
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about the Lady Wolfpack
just, just arrived.
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{\an8}If anyone deserves this
promotion, it's Jim.
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{\an8}As hard as it is
for me to say
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{\an8}you know, I don't want him
to leave, but he deserves it.
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You know, there are
women who prance around
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in these flitty, flirty
little short skirts
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and show their legs
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and they get promoted,
you know, day two.
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Poor Jim has been here
a long time
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in those plum smugglers
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and he's about due.
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{\an8}We, uh, we just got a call
about a prowler
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{\an8}here at the, the
Gold Rush Trailer Park.
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- 'So we're gonna check it
out.'
- 'There's our man.'
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How we doing tonight, sir?
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- How y'all boys doing?
- 'We're doing fine.'
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'We're doing just fine.'
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'Why don't you come out
from the water heater there?'
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'Oh, [bleep].'
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Whoo!
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- 'Holy Lord.'
- 'Very funny, sir.'
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Step out from
the water heater and let's...
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- 'Hey! Ho! Hey!'
- 'Hey!'
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- 'Hold on!'
- 'Hey!'
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- Whoo!
- You son of a bitch!
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- It's on now!
- 'Okay.'
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- Son of a bitch!
- Reno, Reno.
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I'm gonna kick your ass,
you little trailer monkey!
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'Cambridge 32. I'm at
Gold Rush trailer park.'
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'I think I'm gonna
need assistance.'
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Hey! Ho!
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- Whoo!
- 'Come here!'
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- 'Get him.'
- 'I got him.'
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I got him!
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- Whoa, he's coming back to--
- Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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- Go! [bleep].
- 'Go! Go, Garcia, go!'
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'Oh, oh!'
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{\an8}I tried to pop a wheelie.
I couldn't.
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Well...
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...it's my last couple days
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here in the fair city
of Reno, Nevada.
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Trudy Wiegel's always kinda
carried a torch for me
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so I, uh, thought I'd come by
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and... give her a little...
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...charity sugar.
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Gonna be the thrill
of her life.
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Sheriff's department.
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Why, hello, miss.
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Hi, Jim.
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What the heck is going on?
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Sheriff's department.
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Look at you, you little
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you cute little thing,
you look as pretty as a picture.
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Did you know I was coming by
or something?
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- No. I--
- Those are for the lovely lady.
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Thank you!
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- Oh, my gosh. I'm just--
- Can, can I come inside?
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Well, um, yeah.
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- I mean, you can--
- Just...
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You know, I'll be
going down to Carson.
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- And, uh...
- Yeah.
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We won't ever
see each other again.
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You're here in your
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little pashmina,
and your little--
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- It's actually just a towel--
- A little towel.
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It's just Velcro.
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Just rip it right off, and
all of a sudden, I'm naked!
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Yeah, rips right off there,
doesn't it?
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Oh, God. You know what?
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This is actually not
a great time.
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Trudy! What's going on?
Who is this?
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- Thank you for the flowers--
- Okay. Okay.
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'Okay.'
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I don't care.
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I don't [bleep] care.
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I'm real excited about going
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to Dangle's retirement
dinner tonight.
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Even though the, uh,
Lady Wolfpack's
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playing the western conference
championship.
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Seen one basketball game...
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- You seen 'em all!
- Seen 'em all.
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Gonna have pizza
with friends.
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I burned a CD that they're
gonna play at Dan Swanky's.
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They said they'd turn down the
sports and put on the CD I made.
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It's pretty fun,
it's got some Cyndi Lauper
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and some "Wham!" and...
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Cyndi Lauper's still alive?
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Packing up a few loose ends.
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Just gonna look for a, uh
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new bicycle for Carson City.
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Something, you know
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a little flashy but within
my price range.
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Hello.
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Hello, "Click and Bid."
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{\an8}'"Racing frame, titanium."'
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{\an8}'"Official Reno Sheriff's
Department bike."'
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Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
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That's my bike.
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You did it now...
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"Ice-cat77."
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It's the right place.
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This is the place.
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Oh, hello.
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'There she blows.'
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I come about my bicycle
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you son of a bitch!
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Probably pissing
his pants right now.
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Oh, [bleep].
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God! No!
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Never actually kicked
a lock off...
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- 'Dangle?'
- Hey.
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'Travis.'
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- 'Oh.'
- God damn, boy.
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What are you doing?
Just shooting trailers or what?
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I heard you
out here shootin'.
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I thought you were
one of 'em Cooper boys.
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I didn't recognize
this being your place.
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Yeah, I, I redid it,
I painted it up
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and I got the new wires up for--
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You used to have those
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the big tapestry of the skeleton
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'giving the other skeleton, uh'
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like, uh, oral sex over there.
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- Yeah, up against the drum.
- It said "Get a job."
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One of these damn
rednecks took it.
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They, they ain't too cold.
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- Refrigerator's on the fritz.
- Thanks.
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I should probably hit it.
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Hey, you wouldn't wanna buy
this bike, would you?
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'Eighty five dollars.'
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No, I'm alright.
I don't need a bike any--
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They'll probably give you one
in Carson City, won't they?
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{\an8}Yeah, well, Dangle finally got
promoted, I guess.
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My grandma used to say,
"Some turds float to the top
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"and some sink to the bottom
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but at the end,
they all get flushed."
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Yep. Some you gotta flush twice.
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- Yeah.
- Get 'em down.
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Especially with them, uh
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new minimum-flow toilets
they got.
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Yeah.
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Dangle is definitely
a double-flusher.
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I guess that's
a compliment in its way.
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I think so.
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{\an8}'How's it going, sir?'
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{\an8}No-not, not too good.
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It's my, my dog.
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'The vet says he's got cancer'
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and he doesn't have
long to live
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and this morning, he...
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He's just suffering a lot
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and I-I don't know
what to do about it.
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I-I, I just didn't know
who to call.
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Sir, why don't you just call
animal control?
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Well, I-I did, but...
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I can't afford the fee
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that it would cost
to put him down.
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And then the burial fees
and, and handling
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and I-I just can't afford it.
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Alright. Okay.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Come here. Alright.
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Alright, alright.
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'Okay, buddy.'
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I had a dog myself
when I was young.
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- Yeah?
- Toby.
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And I had to,
I had to put him down.
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So, uh, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do for you.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna
put him down for you, sir.
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Thank you.
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Hey, buddy.
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Hey, buddy.
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How you doing?
How you...
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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Thank you very much.
I-I appreciate it.
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Hey!
You get off of my property!
254
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,118
- 'I'm not on your property!'
- Whoa! Whoa!
255
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,788
- Calm down, ma'am.
- What happened?
256
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:12,957
I warned you to keep him
out of my freakin' yard!
257
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,918
- You kill my dog?
- No.
258
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,961
- You kill my dog!
- No, I did not, ma'am.
259
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,214
- Why?
- I'm gonna go start the car.
260
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,716
- Why you kill my dog?
- No, he ran down the street--
261
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,885
We-we're gonna get him.
He went down...
262
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,729
{\an8}- 'Come on out, sir!'
- 'God!'
263
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,773
Sir! Sir, come on out!
264
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,942
- Jump down here, sir!
- Come on, sir!
265
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,735
- Is he a cripple?
- He's a cripple.
266
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,362
- Here, here, make a human--
- 'No, no, no, no.'
267
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,446
Th-there's a trampoline
in the backyard.
268
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,573
'Oh, come on.
There's a trampoline!'
269
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,075
- Trampoline in the backyard!
- Let's go.
270
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,160
Hold on, okay?
271
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:52,580
'Okay. Here they come
right now, okay?'
272
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,375
You gotta do it now, sir!
Right now!
273
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,918
'Come on, sir.
You gotta do it now.'
274
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,797
- 'Jump!'
- 'Come on, jump!'
275
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,259
- Oh!
- .
276
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,304
Son of a bitch.
277
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,057
- Let's just put it back.
- Put it back.
278
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:14,102
- Go, go, go!
- Hut, hut, hut!
279
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,937
Watch the pole!
Watch the pole!
280
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,606
Watch out the pole, Wiegel.
281
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,108
'Here we go, Wolfpack,
here we go.'
282
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,819
'I'm the Taiwanese girl.
Whoa!'
283
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,112
'Check it out, check it out.'
284
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,406
- Whoa!
- For three!
285
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,618
Yeah!
286
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,956
You guys aren't going
to the game, are you?
287
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,546
- No.
- No.
288
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,632
Okay.
289
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,606
Hey. Do you think it's okay
to leave the baby in the car?
290
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,151
Of course,
the window's cracked open.
291
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,988
{\an8}Hold it right there, people.
292
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,114
{\an8}It's never, ever okay
293
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,200
{\an8}to leave a baby
in the car.
294
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,495
But we're only going in
for a couple of beers.
295
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,997
Let's pretend
for a second
296
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,207
that your baby
is a stereo system.
297
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,668
I don't follow you.
298
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,712
I can't play cassettes
in a baby.
299
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,131
What I mean is
you wouldn't leave
300
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:29,344
your valuable hi-fi stereo
in a car, would you?
301
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,137
No way.
Somebody would steal it.
302
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,972
Exactly.
303
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,307
{\an8}A healthy baby is worth
304
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,018
{\an8}$10,000 to $20,000
on the internet.
305
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,396
{\an8}Even if he's Chinese.
306
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,650
Wow.
That makes a lot of sense.
307
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,319
Dollars and cents.
308
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,071
{\an8}This is
Deputy Raineesha Williams
309
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,865
{\an8}keepin' it real.
310
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:51,867
{\an8}Real safe.
311
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,711
Alright, children,
we've a very special guest
312
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,879
from the Reno Sheriff's
department.
313
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,256
Here's Officer Rudy Tooty Trudy!
314
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,424
Hey, kids!
315
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,844
No! I-It's not loaded!
It's not loaded...
316
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:13,554
'I'm just gonna put it down.'
317
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:22,605
{\an8}♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow ♪
318
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:27,235
{\an8}♪ For he's a jolly good
fellow ♪
319
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,117
- Okay.
- Whoo!
320
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:40,957
How about a toast?
321
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,917
- Yeah!
- Toast!
322
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,086
- How about a toast?
- To the pizza!
323
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,046
- Yes!
- Hear! Hear!
324
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,756
To the pizza!
325
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,134
- 'To the pizza!'
- I'm sorry.
326
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,303
Anybody else, anybody else,
anybody else give two seconds
327
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,348
of [bleep] thought
to this, or...
328
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,690
Wow. Okay.
329
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,986
I was supposed to place
all these people's bets.
330
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,447
- 'Should I go?'
- To be honest with you.
331
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,449
- I'd like to go home.
- Okay.
332
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,908
Perfect.
I wrote a little something.
333
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,620
It was about my mother's
suicide, and my time--
334
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,246
I gotta, I gotta
use the restroom.
335
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,623
'Okay, okay. That's fine.'
336
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,291
'I'm almost, I'm almost done.'
337
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,376
Happy birthday.
338
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:30,006
"I was, I was born in Arkansas
in the year 19--"
339
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,591
'Hey, now, get the rebound!
Get the rebound'
340
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,425
"Dad sold Bibles
from door to door.
341
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,635
"I was about seven
when we found out
342
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:37,138
"that dad had another family
in Chicago.
343
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,391
"I've never met my half-siblings
Erique, Tanya, and Russell.
344
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,102
But we e-mail once in a while."
345
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,228
That's what
I'm talking about!
346
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,313
'"Dad went..."'
347
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,444
'White girls can jump! Whoo!'
348
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,446
'Did you hear
what Garcia said?'
349
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,157
You know what? Dismissed, gang.
Go watch the game. It's alright.
350
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,992
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Go watch the game.
351
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,327
- You sure?
- Yeah. Yeah
352
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:03,289
- Go watch the game.
- See you Monday.
353
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,041
'Bye, you guys.'
354
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,210
- You look so sad.
- Oh, no. I'm fine.
355
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,462
I'm good.
356
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,839
♪ Carson City ♪
357
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,718
Dangle, I just wanted you
to know that, um
358
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:19,305
I haven't forgotten
that, um...
359
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,350
...you owe me $185, and, uh...
360
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,520
From what?
361
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,355
'The tanning membership'
362
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,524
'that we were gonna go
halvsies on.'
363
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,692
Oh.
364
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,693
Yep. Yep.
365
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:36,072
- Could you do me a solid?
- Mm-hmm.
366
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:40,619
Uh, don't cash this
right away, okay?
367
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,622
- We've all been there.
- Okay.
368
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,291
Hey, there's Jonesy
in the stands!
369
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,419
He's got his wig on, you guys!
Look at him!
370
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,756
'Jonesy! Yeah.'
371
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,393
{\an8}If someone from the force is
gonna be promoted to lieutenant
372
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,063
it will be one of
the minority officers
373
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,899
because of affirmative action.
374
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,569
Myself not inclusive in that
375
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,487
even though I've been
on the force for 15 years.
376
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,031
Hey, hey, hey.
You're Mexican.
377
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,241
Well, on the pecking order
378
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,412
it goes coloreds,
Mexicans, Irish.
379
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,123
You know who should be
lieutenant?
380
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,166
Who?
381
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,002
No. That's not gonna happen.
382
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,546
I know it's not going to,
but it should.
383
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,380
No.
384
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,591
Why?
385
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,551
Because if you
were president
386
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:42,096
then... you'd probably--
387
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,140
You're gonna to say something
racist, aren't you?
388
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,058
You're gonna say something
racist right now
389
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,602
and I-I'm gonna stop it.
390
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,689
No, actually, I was going
to say something in French.
391
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,483
Now you don't get to hear it.
392
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,903
You wanna hear it anyway?
393
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,237
Yeah.
394
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,740
Au bon pain.
395
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,912
That's what a robot would say
if he wanted bread.
396
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,040
{\an8}What?
397
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,378
{\an8}Hi, gang.
398
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,925
'Good morning.'
399
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,093
'Aren't you supposed to be
somewhere else?'
400
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,511
- What are you--
- 'Surprise, surprise.'
401
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,806
My mistake. I, uh,
I kinda skimmed the letter.
402
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,142
It said, "Promotion,"
"Carson City," yadda-yadda
403
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,853
I didn't read the second page
of the fax.
404
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,814
It was somebody else's
promotion.
405
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,109
I was in charge
of parking area C.
406
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,320
Uh, it was actually weird.
407
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,530
'A lot of people really
did wanna park'
408
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:46,619
right up next to the building
for the promotion of this guy
409
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,454
and so I really had to lay down
the law a couple times and say
410
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:53,334
"Hey, you know, the shuttle's
here for a reason."
411
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,169
Hey, everybody, look,
this doughnut
412
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,672
kind of looks like a shrimp.
413
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,142
I think I speak for all of us
when I say that
414
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,353
we're glad that
you're back... I guess.
415
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,565
And I apologize for
not being at the...
416
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,197
Well, that was
a very hip-hop apology.
417
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,866
It's like, like,
"You gotta accept my apology
418
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,368
'cause I'm street."
You see how you did that?
419
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:31,163
- I apologize and I'm sorry.
- 'Okay.'
420
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,999
Is that
white enough there?
421
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,208
How,
how was that apology?
422
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,337
Was that, um,
not hip-hop enough?
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