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HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY, MA'AM?

I'M GONNA NEED TO HAVE YOU

STEP OUT THE CAR FOR ME FOR A SECOND.

OH!

OH-HO-HO-HO!

OW.

OH-HO! OHH-H-H!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

HEY, DOG. YEAH.

SHOTS FIRED.

HO! HO! HO!

AND, AS MANY OF YOU KNOW,

DEPUTY JONES HAS BEEN SUSPENDED BY THE BOARD--

WHAT?

FOR ASSAULTING DEPUTY GARCIA.

I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THAT.

YES, JONES HAS BEEN SUSPENDED.

HE'S BEEN SENT DOWN TO THE GULAG.

PEOPLE, IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE,

I'D STOP BY AND VISIT HIM DOWN IN THE GULAG

BECAUSE, HONESTLY, THAT IS NO PICNIC DOWN THERE.

MOST OF THEM DON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES.

NO. THOSE PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS DOWN THERE.

I, FOR ONE, HOPE HE DOESN'T JUST QUIT.

WELL, TELL 'EM WHY HE HIT YOU,

BEFORE YOU GET THE KISS ON THE FACE.

OKAY, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME, YOU KNOW--

SAY WHAT YOU DID. JONES HIT YOU FOR NO REASON?

WE WERE LOOKING AT A MAGAZINE.

IT WAS ONE OF THEM BLACK, COLORED MAGAZINES,

AND I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HALLE BERRY

BEING HALF POLACK AND HALF BLACK,

AND A STUPID JOKE ABOUT A VCR--

SHE STEALS THEM, AND SHE CAN'T PROGRAM THEM OR SOMETHING.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST-- BOOM.

HALLE BERRY'S HALF POLACK?

SHE'S HALF POLACK.

THERE HAS GOT TO BE A BETTER HALF BLACK/HALF POLACK JOKE.

HOW COME HE DIDN'T GET SUSPENDED,

AND MY JONESY GOT SUSPENDED?

I'M THE ONE THAT GOT HIT, THAT'S WHY.

IT'S NOT ENTIRELY--

HEY, JONESY.

HEY, JONES.

YOU ON YOUR WAY DOWN THERE?

WHO'S GARCIA'S PARTNER TODAY?

NOT IT.

TRUDY.

WHAT'D I WIN?

YOU'RE WITH GARCIA TODAY.

WE CAN JUST STOP BY MY GYNECOLOGIST AT 11:00.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

I JUST HAVE TO PICK UP SOME TEST RESULTS,

AND I MIGHT GET A PAP SMEAR 'CAUSE IT HAS BEEN SIX MONTHS.

HEY, IF YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES,

STOP BY AND SEE JONES, SERIOUSLY,

BECAUSE IT'S A SHAME THAT ONE OF OUR BEST OFFICERS

SHOULD BE HUMILIATED LIKE THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

OH, WHAT?

I HATE WHITE GIRLS.

EW, IT'S CARPETED.

SIR, CAN I ASK YOU TO GET OFF THE-- HEY! HO! HEY!

GET DOWN FROM THERE.

HEY!

YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU?

NO, I DON'T, SIR. GET OFF THE POLE.

GET OFF THE STAGE. SIR, GET DOWN. GET OFF THE STAGE. SIR, GET DOWN.

DON'T FIGHT THE FEELING.

DO YOU WANT SOME STICK TIME?

SIR, DON'T FLIP THAT. DON'T FLIP THAT!

JAMES, MAKE HIM STOP.

DON'T SWING ON THAT POLE, OKAY?!

PHYSICALLY REMOVE YOU.

DO NOT TEMPT ME, SIR.

YOU GONNA HIDE BEHIND THAT BADGE AND THAT GUN THERE

OR ARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME THAT YOU'RE A REAL MAN?

SIR, DON'T--

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OFF THE BADGE, SIR? OKAY.

OKAY, HIDE-AND-SEEK'S OVER, SIR.

YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON, OLD MAN?

BRING IT ON.

ADIóS, PISTOLA, RIGHT THERE.

YEAH, THERE IT IS.

SIR, TRUST ME--

AII! OH!

SON OF A BITCH.

HE GOT YOUR GUN.

WHY DON'T YOU DANCE NOW

AAH! SON OF A BITCH!

AAH! DAMN IT!

CALL FOR HELP.

HELP!

USE YOUR-- USE YOUR GODDAMN RADIO.

HELP!

OH, SON OF BITCH. OH!

I MYSELF HAVE HAD MANY "DAYDREAMS"

ABOUT PUNCHING GARCIA MYSELF.

UM, I'VE ACTUALLY HAD "DAYDREAMS"

ABOUT "STABBING" GARCIA...

IN THE "DAYTIME"...

"IN FRONT OF PEOPLE."

OH, DEAR, DEAR, DEAR.

THERE HE IS.

HEY, TERRY.

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING DOWN?

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING DOWN, TERRY.

YOU KNOW THAT THEY'VE INSTALLED A CAMERA HERE

AT THIS RED LIGHT HERE?

YEAH, AND IT TAKES A PICTURE

WHENEVER ANYBODY RUNS A RED LIGHT.

OH, THAT IS AWESOME. THAT'S LIKE THE FUTURE.

IT IS AWESOME.

SO YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE, DON'T YOU?

WHY? WAS THERE A FIRE?

YOU'VE BEEN CHARGING THREE BUCKS.

YOU RUN UP WHEN THE CAR'S AT THE RED LIGHT,

AND YOU GIVE A H.J. DURING THE RED LIGHT.

OH, MY GOD. THAT SOUNDS--

THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT I WOULD EVER DO.

NO, EXCEPT THAT WE GOT ABOUT, UH--

WE GOT ABOUT 38 PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOU,

AND THAT'S ONLY LAST NIGHT.

I CAN SEE HOW YOU WOULD THINK THAT,

BUT I SELL ORANGES.

YOU SELL ORANGES?

MM-HMM.

I'LL TAKE SOME.

I'M SOLD OUT. I SOLD OUT OF MY ORANGES.

I RUN OUT AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, BEEP, BEEP, AND I GO, "OKAY,"

AND THEY ARE DRIVING, AND SO I JUST PUT IT IN THEIR LAP.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU PUT AN ORANGE IN THEIR LAP?

COME ON, TERRY.

I CAN'T DO THAT. I HAVE TO CALL MY GIRLFRIEND.

LISTEN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU GIVING HAND JOBS THREE BUCKS A POP

AT THIS RED LIGHT UP HERE.

A HAND JOB IS STILL A JOB, OKAY?

COME ON. EASY DOES IT.

XANADU IT RIGHT INTO THE CAR, NOW.

YOU XANA-DON'T IT.

DID HE JUST SAY "XANA-DON'T IT"?

I THINK SO, YEAH.

ALTHOUGH GARCIA DOES SAY A LOT OF STUPID THINGS,

AND WE HEAR ALL OF THEM--

UM, HE'S ALWAYS SAYING STUPID THINGS, OKAY?

SO YOU CAN'T-- YOU GOTTA GET USED TO THAT, ALL RIGHT?

AND YOU HAVE TO KIND OF IGNORE IT.

I HEAR GARCIA SAYING SOMETHING RACIST OR SOMETHING ANTI-WOMEN,

AND I JUST TURN IT OFF,

AND IT'S JUST, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."

LIKE, I-- PROBABLY LIKE WHAT A DOG HEARS.

EXACTLY.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT A DOG SAYS. THAT'S NOT WHAT A DOG HEARS.

SO I'M HERE TO VISIT OFFICER JONES TODAY.

I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND BRING HIM A LITTLE CARE PACKAGE.

HE'S WORKING CROSSWALK DUTY THIS WEEK,

AND I KNOW HE'S PROBABLY REALLY DOWN,

SO I THOUGHT I'D CHEER HIM UP 'CAUSE I KNOW I'D BE UPSET

IF I HAD TO WORK WITH THESE LITTLE BASTARDS ALL DAY LONG,

SO...

READY? OKAY.

UP, DOWN, YES.

YEAH, AND THEN LITTLE SPIRITY--

YEAH, OPEN PALM AND SPIRIT.

WELL, I WISH I HAD MY CAMERA.

I WISH I HAD MY CAMERA, MR. JONES.

TAKE CARE. BYE, SWEETIE.

OH, SOMEONE'S BEING BAD. WHO'S A BAD BOY?

YOU DON'T NEED TO JUDGE ME HERE, OKAY?

I'M NOT JUDGING YOU. I THINK IT'S CUTE.

I THINK IT'S ADORABLE.

THANKS FOR SHOWING UP. I'M GLAD YOU CAME BY.

YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME.

LOOK, IF YOU WANT CHEERLEADING OUTFITS,

I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT CHEERLEADING OUTFITS.

OH, DO YOU?

YEAH, AND I CAN DO THE SPLITS ALL THREE WAYS.

YOU KNOW... ALL THREE WAYS.

RIGHT, LEFT, MIDDLE.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET UP FROM THE GROUND,

AND I CAN DO, ON MY RIGHT LEG, SPLITS UP AGAINST THE WALL,

SO JUST KEEP THAT UNDER YOUR HAT.

I WILL. THANK YOU. I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED UP.

YOU GOT BEER AND-- I MISS YOU.

YOU DO? I MISS YOU, TOO.

THIS IS SAD.

I'M LOOKING AT AN EBONY STATUE IN TANGERINE,

AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY 'CAUSE IT'S--

IT'S, UH, YOU'RE NOT LIVING UP TO YOUR POTENTIAL.

WE WANT YOU BACK, YOU KNOW?

WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE BEER.

THANK YOU FOR THE SUN BLOCK AND SANDWICHES.

I'VE GOT A HALF AN HOUR. YOU WANT TO, UH...

YOU WANT TO DO IT? YEAH. YOU WANT TO DO IT? YEAH.

OKAY. I DO. LET'S GO.

THERE'S A PORT-O-POTTY, LIKE, DOWN THE STREET.

LET'S DO IT IN THE CAR.

NO DAY IS EVER TOO BUSY TO STOP IN AND GET THE HOOK-UP.

YOU CAN'T FIGHT CRIME IF YOU AIN'T CUTE.

HEY, PEOPLE!

WHAT'S UP?!

HEY, RAINEESHA, GIRL, WHAT'S UP?!

HOW ARE YOU, BABY?

I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD SQUEEZE ME IN.

YES, I WILL OF COURSE SQUEEZE YOU IN.

OF COURSE.

SQUEEZE YOU, GIRL.

HEY, GIRLFRIEND! WHOO-WHOO!

DANGLE?

YEAH, I'M KICKING IT AT CHANDRA'S.

WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE?

I ASKED YOU WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE,

AND YOU TOLD ME WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE, AND HERE I AM.

I'M JUST-- I'M SURPRISED.

I MEAN, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU.

SHE'S THE BEST.

WELL, Y'ALL HURRY IT ON UP THEN, I GUESS.

YEAH, GIRL, JUST--

WAIT A SECOND.

HELLO, UM, UH, WHEN DID PARKER POSEY BECOME A CRACKHEAD?

WHO PARKER POSEY?

OH, SHE LOOK HORRIBLE.

BLACK WOMEN-- WE DRESS.

A BLACK GIRL DRESSED LIKE THAT, THEY PICK YOU UP.

SPEAKING OF MARRIED FIVE TIMES,

YOU KNOW WHO'S COMING UP NEXT YEAR? LIZA.

WHITE WOMEN AGE BAD.

WHITE WOMEN AGE REAL BAD.

WHOO-HOO! HELLO. HELLO. LOCK IT ON UP, JACK.

I GOT AN APPOINTMENT I GOT TO KEEP, GOTTA GO SEE MY MAN.

GOING TO SEE JONES, I TOLD YOU.

HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO SEE SOMEBODY NAME OF JONES.

THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

WHEN HE CAME IN, HE SAID, "YEAH, GIRL, HOOK ME UP.

"I'M GOING TO SEE JONES.

I GOTTA LOOK RIGHT, GET MY HIGHLIGHTS REDONE."

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY JONES?

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID WHEN HE CAME IN-- JONES.

JONES-- THAT'S THE NAME YOU SAID, RIGHT? JONES?

I KNOW IT WAS JONES. YOU SAID JONES.

THIS IS BURNING A LITTLE BIT.

OH, DO YOU HAVE A TENDER HEAD?

SHEENA, GO PUT HIM UNDER THE SHAMPOO BOWL.

I'M BURNING A LITTLE BIT. I'M BURNING A LITTLE BIT.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT HE SAID TO YOU

THAT HE WAS GONNA GET ALL PULLED TOGETHER

TO GO SEE MY JONES?

MM-HMM.

WHY DON'T YOU RENT A BILLBOARD, CHANDRA?

GOOD AFTERNOON.

WHERE YOU GOING TO IN SUCH A HURRY?

I'M-- I'M DOING A MAGIC SHOW.

I'M AN ENTERTAINER. I DO MAGIC.

OKAY, SO YOU NEED TO SWERVE ALL OVER THE ROAD TO DO THAT, SIR?

I WAS IN A LITTLE BIT OF A HURRY.

YOU BEEN DRINKING?

UH, NO.

LET ME SEE YOUR EYES.

CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THOSE OFF

SO I CAN SEE YOUR EYES SO I CAN BELIEVE YOU?

OKAY, SO WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY

OR WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT IN YOUR POCKETS

OR ELSEWHERE ON YOUR BODY BEFORE I FRISK YOU

OR YOU WANNA JUST ADMIT TO IT RIGHT NOW AT YOUR--

ANY CONTRABAND, ANY DRUGS? CARDS.

PUT IT ON THE TOP OF THE CAR.

ONE OF MY BALLS.

SILK.

ON TOP OF THE CAR, PLEASE.

THERE'S YOUR OTHER BALL.

I WAS A MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT FOR MANY YEARS,

AND THAT'S GROSS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT NOW.

JUST PUT THAT ON TOP OF THE CAR.

RUBBER CHICKEN.

NO, IT'S-- IT'S-- IT'S-- IT'S A--

ON TOP OF THE CAR. I DON'T WANT YOUR--

I DON'T WANT YOUR CROTCH FLOWERS.

ON TOP OF THE CAR!

AND THAT'S ALL I GOT, MA'AM.

NOW, YOU'VE WASTED A LOT OF TIME.

ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE?

NOTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME, HUH?

NOTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

ROCK COCAINE. A LITTLE ROCK COCAINE.

HUH? HUH?

OH, WASTING MY TIME, AND NOW I'M ANNOYED.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL.

NO. NO, NO. IT'S NOT--

NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK WITH ME, MA'AM.

I'M TELLING YOU. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

GET IN THE CAR, AND YOU BETTER COOPERATE.

YOU WANT YOUR WATCH BACK?

GET IN THE CAR!

HERE, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WATCH BACK.

ALL RIGHT.

UNH-UNH.

GO THAT WAY, PAL.

UNH-UNH.

UNDER RECONSTRUCTION OVER HERE, OKAY?

KEEP GOING.

I DON'T THINK THERE WAS ANY REAL REASON FOR JONES TO HIT GARCIA

'CAUSE GARCIA'S A MAN WHO'S ALREADY DOWN, YOU KNOW?

GARCIA AIN'T GOT, UH, UH...

FRIENDS.

HE LIVES IN A LITTLE APARTMENT.

HE, UH, DON'T HAVE NO FAMILY THAT I KNOW OF.

HE, UH, AIN'T GOT NO TASTE. HE'S RACIST. HE'S SEXIST.

HE'S A LYING, BIGOT, HORSE'S ASS.

I THINK, YOU KNOW, HITTING HIM

IS JUST THROWING ON TOP OF A BIG PILE

THAT'S ALREADY GOT TOO MUCH IN IT.

JONES CAN'T-- HE CAN'T QUIT.

HE JUST CAN'T. ABSOLUTELY NOT. HE JUST CAN'T. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

HE'S THE GLUE HOLDING OUR--

WE'RE LIKE A LITTLE BADLY MADE BIRDHOUSE.

I MEAN, THE ONLY THING HOLDING THIS BIRDHOUSE TOGETHER

IS JONES.

YOU TWO ARE NOT--

YOU ARE NOT HER MOTHER.

THEY HAVE, LIKE, A SHOW WHERE--

HEY.

Y'ALL DRIVING THAT GREEN HONDA?

YOU ABOUT TO GET A TICKET 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO WRITE IT.

I GOT YOUR NUMBER, OKAY? HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'?

I GOT YOUR NUMBER.

HEY, WHAT YOU GOT? SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE HUNGRY.

HAD SOME MEATLOAF LAST NIGHT. BAM.

MMM.

THAT'S RAINEESHA'S MEATLOAF.

THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.

ASK RAINEESHA WHAT THIS IS.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A LITTLE GIFT FOR YOUR DESK WHEN YOU COME ON BACK,

ALL RIGHT?

RAE, I'M NOT GONNA-- I'M NOT-- I'M NOT COMING BACK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK? WHY?

LOOK AT WHERE I AM.

I AM HAVING A GREAT TIME OUT HERE.

I'M OUT IN GOD'S COUNTRY.

I'M GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY.

THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE,

AND I AM GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY.

COME ON, NOW.

YOU COME ON BACK,

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU YOUR PRESENT NOW AS INCENTIVE.

BAM. ALL ABOUT RAINEESHA, HUH?

SHE TOOK IT RIGHT HERE. UNH.

I KNOW YOU NEEDS TO SEE THAT, HUH?

HOLLER. YOU COME ON BACK.

YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, RAE.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK.

I'M NOT COMING BACK.

MY JOB AS AN OFFICER IS TO MAKE SURE YOU KIDS ARE SAFE.

BUT TRUTH BE TOLD, I CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WEARING A SHORT SKIRT.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WEARING DUNGAREES.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU SMELL BAD.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FUN TO BE AROUND.

BUT YOU CAN BE REST ASSURED THAT EVERY ONE OF YOU AT SOME POINT

IS GONNA BE RAPED.

IT HAPPENS.

HEY, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

BUT THERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS.

CAN YOU IMAGINE-- YOU GO TO YOUR DOCTOR AND YOU SAY,

"I'VE BEEN RAPED,"

AND HE GOES, "OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HORRIBLE,"

AND THEN HE SAYS, "BUT GUESS WHAT?

"POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW--

"YOU'RE PREGNANT...

AND YOU'RE HAVING TRIPLETS."

OH, MY GOD.

AND THEN I GO, "OH, MY GOD,"

AND I FREAK OUT, AND I CALL EVERYBODY.

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME.

THAT HASN'T HAPPENED TO ME YET.

YOU GIRLS SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL.

HI, BUD!

HEY.

UH, SORRY. EXCUSE ME.

MISS CARVER, THIS IS LIEUTENANT DANGLE.

DANGLE, THIS IS MISS CARVER.

SHE TEACHES ALGEBRA AT HIGH SCHOOL.

UM...

YES.

YES, SHE DOES.

UM...

I GOT YOU A BEAR.

"COME BACK, JONES."

I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE TAKE THE BEAR. TAKE IT.

I FEEL LIKE A ASSHOLE.

NO, I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

I APPRECIATE IT.

YEAH. GOOD LUCK WITH ALGEBRA, BY THE WAY.

OH, GOD, MY BIKE.

OH ME!

PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.

I WAS THERE FOR TWO MINUTES.

YOU BETTER NOT BE LAUGHING AT ME!

YOU'RE ALL ACCESSORIES! EVERY ONE OF YOU'S AN ACCESSORY!

HEY, LOOK AT THIS SON OF A BITCH.

LOOK AT THIS GUY.

THAT POOR DRESSED UP LIKE A MILK SHAKE.

WHY'D YOU THROW THAT AT HIM?

POOR SON OF A BITCH OUT THERE BEING A SANDWICH BOARD.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO BE A DICK.

WHAT? THE GUY'S OUT THERE.

HE'S PROBABLY MAKING LIKE $3 AN HOUR.

YOU, YOU

HEY! THAT SON OF A BITCH.

RUN, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU RUN MOTHER !

GET DOWN!

SON OF A BITCH! YOU BETTER RUN MOTHER !

FREEZE!

FREEZE, MOTHER ! FREEZE! FREEZE, MOTHER !

YEAH, YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?

WHO'S FUNNY NOW, SHAKE?

HUH? HUH?

TURN THAT THING OFF.

TURN THAT OFF NOW.

YOU'RE NOT ROLLING NOW ARE YOU?

YOU'RE OFF, RIGHT?

I'M SO SORRY.

OW!

I CAN'T GET OUT!

HELP ME!

I'M STUCK IN HERE!

BYE, AMBER. WE'LL SEE YOU.

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, OKAY, GUYS?

HEY.

HOW'S IT GOING, JONES?

I WANTED TO, UH, JUST SAY THAT I'M AN IDIOT.

I WAS A REAL JACKELOPE.

I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE HEAT OF A JOKE,

AND BAD THINGS HAPPENED,

AND, UH, EVERYBODY DOWN AT THE STATION, UH, MISSES YOU.

I MISS YOU, AND, UH... I WOULD REALLY LIKE IT

IF WE COULD BE FRIENDS OR PARTNERS AGAIN, AND...

I WANTED TO MAKE AMENDS.

I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.

THANK YOU.

I KNOW THAT WAS REAL HARD FOR YOU TO SAY, MAN.

I DID THAT RIGHT.

THIS IS FRIED CHICKEN AND MALT LIQUOR.

YEAH, YEAH, I THINK YOU SHOULD.

OKAY.

SHOULD I TAKE IT? NO.

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