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ALL UNITS IN THE VICINITY, 1433 MURRAY DRIVE.

WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN, SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED.

ALL UNITS IN THE VICINITY, PLEASE REPORT,

1433 MURRAY DRIVE.

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

SURPRISE. SURPRISE.

WE GOT AN OFFICER DOWN, 1433 MURRAY DRIVE.

WE GOT AN OFFICER DOWN.

HEY! HEY!

OH-HO! OHH-H-H!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

OKAY, HEADS UP, HEADS UP. MORNING MEETING.

OH, WE GOT A CALL FROM THE WAL-MART.

THE, UH, MEXICAN GENTLEMAN

WHO LIKES TO TOUCH AND HUG THEIR MANNEQUINS IS BACK.

UH, GARCIA, I WAS HOPING YOU COULD DO A DRIVE-BY.

NO PROBLEMO.

MUCHAS GRACIAS.

WHO PUT UP THE STICKER IN THE LOCKER ROOM

THAT SAYS "LEGALIZE IT"?

IT'S GOT THE LEAF, THE MARIJUANA LEAF, AND IT SAYS "LEGALIZE IT."

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME.

I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU. I'M LOOKING HERE.

I'M THINKING AT YOU. I'M LOOKING AT HERE.

I LOVE RENO. I'VE GOT ROOTS HERE.

I'M VERY POPULAR HERE FROM ALL MY, UH, DEALINGS.

I'VE DONE A LOT OF R.V. SHOWS.

ALL THE CAMPER SHOWS, THEY ALWAYS CALL ME.

AS IT TURNS OUT, I AM ONE OF THE BETTER-LOOKING WOMEN HERE,

SO MY DANCE CARD IS FULL ALL THE TIME.

MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT BEING A COP

IS THAT I GET TO SLAP MEN AROUND.

HA! I LOVE IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU JUST GRAB 'EM UP IN THE COLLAR AND...

"STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"

"HEY, YOU! COME HERE IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

I LOVE SOMEONE THAT HAS TO SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?"

AFTER EVERYTHING SHE SAYS.

'CAUSE QUITE HONESTLY, NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING,

NOR DO I CARE.

THERE IS SOME RACIAL TENSION ON THE SQUAD,

AND, I MEAN, I THINK IT'S NORMAL.

BUT I THINK, UNFORTUNATELY, IT ALL STEMS FROM ONE GUY,

FROM OFFICER GARCIA.

AND I MEAN, THE POOR GUY CAN'T HELP IT.

HE'S MEXICAN.

UH, I WOULD SAY IN THE CONTEXT OF A JOKE, IT'S OKAY.

I MEAN, I WATCH THE B.E.T.

THEY TOSS IT AROUND LIKE--

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT IN THE CONTEXT OF A JOKE,

IT IS OKAY TO USE THE "N" WORD.

YEAH, TO LOOSEN SOMEBODY UP, YOU KNOW.

YOU WANT ME TO CHECK-- CHECK OUR TOLERANCE POLICY.

THE ANSWER IS NO, IT IS NOT OKAY.

IF I COULD-- I DON'T USE IT,

BUT IF I WANTED TO, LIKE, COULD I?

I THINK I SHOULD.

WHAT IF SOMEONE SAYS WHICH TOOK THE LAST DOUGHNUT?

THAT'S WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE.

I TAKE MEDICATION-- DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED.

DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED MEDICATION FOR SEVERAL--

I HAVE AN AUDITORY DISORDER,

WHICH MAKES ME A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS

AROUND PEOPLE AND LIGHTS.

WE GOT A DISTURBING-THE-PEACE CALL

IN FRONT OF A HAIR-CUTTING PLACE.

MALE CAUCASIAN, POSSIBLE STREET PERFORMER.

BEEN ACCOSTING CUSTOMERS ALL WEEK.

WE GOT FOUR CALLS-- BEEN DISTURBING THE PEACE.

SO WE'RE GONNA SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.

OH, THANK YOU, SIR.

THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.

HOW YOU DOING TODAY, SIR?

GOOD. I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME SORT OF A LICENSE--

A STREET PERFORMER'S LICENSE.

GOOD. YOU SPEAK ENGLISH, RIGHT?

YOU HAVE A-- A REAL LICENSE, SIR?

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

I DON'T NEED TO SEE A FAKE ANYTHING.

I NEED TO SEE A REAL STREET PERFORMER'S LICENSE.

IT'S GETTING BIGGER.

YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT, JONES.

OKAY, SIR, UH, CAN YOU SHOW ME, UH--

HEAVY? YEAH?

I NEED TO SEE A LICENSE, SIR.

NO, I DON'T--

WHOA!

HEY! WHOA!

SIR, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.

JONES!

PRETTY FUNNY.

JONES, CAN I ASK YOU NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS GENTLEMAN?

I'M TRYING TO ASCERTAIN SOME INFORMATION.

BUT HE'S JUST TRYING--

OKAY.

HE'S DOING YOU.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. ARE YOU DOING ME?

SIR, I AM MY WIT'S END HERE.

YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME?

PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT TO ME, SIR.

OH!

HEY, OFFICER! OFFICER!

OH, YEAH. GO TO SLEEP, LITTLE MIME.

YOU'RE SPEAKING ENGLISH NOW.

I FEEL LIKE I BRING A REAL JOIE DE VIVRE

TO LAW ENFORCEMENT.

FOR EXAMPLE, MY UNIFORM--

I DO NOT WEAR THE REGULATION UNIFORM.

I WEAR THESE, UH, SHORTS HERE.

AND ACTUALLY, I HAD TO LOBBY THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT

TO GET PERMISSION TO WEAR THESE.

BUT MY ARGUMENT WAS I'M OUT THERE IN THE STREETS EVERY DAY.

I GOTTA BE ABLE TO MOVE LIKE A CHEETAH,

LIKE A LAW-ENFORCEMENT CHEETAH.

CAN I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, PLEASE?

YOU MIND STEPPING OUT OF THE VEHICLE?

YES, SIR.

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

WELL, YEAH, THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.

THIS HERE SAYS YOU WEIGH 158 POUNDS.

OH. UH, NO, NO.

THAT WAS ABOUT, UH-- THAT WAS ABOUT, UH, 3 YEARS AGO.

I'M DOWN TO, LIKE, 130, MAYBE 135 TODAY.

I HAVEN'T BEEN RUNNING IN, LIKE, A WEEK.

I MEAN, JEEZ, YOU'RE LIKE A-- YOU'RE LIKE A SCULPTURE.

UH, YEAH, THANKS. I'M A PERSONAL TRAINER.

REALLY? WOW.

I DO IT FOR A LIVING.

NO WONDER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE LIKE...

I DON'T DO GRANDMA PUSH-UPS, BUT THEY'RE NOT THAT GOOD EITHER.

WELL, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

HERE'S ONE.

SEE, NOW, THAT'S A GREAT PUSH-UP,

BUT LET ME SHOW YOU FOUR THINGS YOU'RE DOING WRONG.

NOW, SEE, THIS IS-- YOUR ASS IS TOO HIGH.

OW! YEAH.

OH. YEAH.

FEEL THAT?

I DO. OFFICER DOWN.

NOW, DID YOU EVER HOLD A GUN BEFORE?

YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR ONE SECOND IF YOU WANT.

I'M ALLOWED TO DO THIS?

WELL, NOT REALLY, NO,

BUT, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, FOR A SECOND YOU CAN.

WHOA! THAT'S REALLY HEAVY.

SO, UH, YOU GONNA LET ME-- SHOULD I PAY THIS TICKET?

NO. WHAT WERE YOU DOING, ABOUT A BUCK FIVE?

SO I GUESS, UH, YOU SHOULD GO.

I SHOULD PROBABLY, UH...

I MEAN, YOU'RE ON DUTY.

AND I GOT MY KEYS AND STUFF.

I SHOULD REALLY GO AND, UH...

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

WHOA, OKAY, OKAY.

THE WOMEN ON THE FORCE GOT TO GET ALONG.

I MEAN, WE ARE THE MINORITY,

SO, YOU KNOW, WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER--

SISTERHOOD, GIRL POWER, ALL THAT JAZZ.

RANESHA WILLIAMS IS A LOUDMOUTH...

BACKSTABBING...

JEW. I WANT TO SAY JEW.

I THINK SHE'S VERY, IN FACT, OPENLY CATHOLIC,

WHICH I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH, TOO.

YOU KNOW, I HAD A SAYING BEFORE I CAME TO WORK HERE,

AND THAT WAS THAT FEMINISM IS BULL

BUT, UM, I FEEL, REALLY, SISTERHOOD

WITH THESE SPECIAL, SPECIAL LADIES.

OFFICER JOHNSON...IS A WHORE.

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST, UH, THAT, UH--

JUST TOOK ME BY SURPRISE TO SEE THEM.

I CAN'T.

I KNOW IT'S HARD. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TRAUMATIZED.

I KNOW IT'S BEEN A ROUGH COUPLE OF DAYS.

IT WAS, UH, FRIGHTENING.

I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND.

UM, TODAY'S THE DAY WE'RE GONNA CATCH THE MONSTER

THAT DID THIS TO YOU,

AND WE'RE GONNA PUT HIM BEHIND BARS, ALL RIGHT?

SO I NEED YOUR FULL COOPERATION.

BUT THEY CAN'T SEE ME?

NO, THEY CAN'T.

THEY CANNOT SEE YOU. YOU CAN SEE THEM, ALL RIGHT?

REST ASSURED, YOU WILL NOT BE IDENTIFIED.

OKAY. SO YOU'RE WITH US?

OH, GOD.

OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, GOD.

YOU READY TO DO THIS?

OKAY.

NUMBER 3, CAN YOU PLEASE STEP FORWARD?

READ FROM THE CARD.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU .

THAT WAS VERY NICE.

CAN ALL THE SUSPECTS PLEASE GIVE ME A PROFILE?

CAN THEY BOUNCE?

THERE WAS A LOT OF MOVEMENT WHEN IT WAS HAPPENING.

IF THEY COULD JUST BOUNCE.

CAN ALL THE SUSPECTS JUMP UP IN THE AIR ONE TIME?

THAT'S IT.

OH, JESUS.

THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET.

IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, I CAN'T HAVE THEM DO THAT AGAIN.

CAN ALL THE SUSPECTS PLEASE TURN AROUND, FACE THE WALL,

AND HOLD UNTIL I TELL YOU OTHERWISE?

UM...

HANDS UP AGAINST THE WALL.

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS UP AGAINST THE WALL?

OH, GOD. OH, GOD.

OKAY. THANK YOU. YOU CAN ALL TURN AROUND NOW.

THANKS SO MUCH.

UM...

CAN YOU-- CAN YOU BRING IN FOUR MORE?

OH, THERE SHE IS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS TODAY? GOT ANY IDEAS?

NOPE. DO YOU?

OH, HELL, NO.

HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT.

SHE'S CRYING.

AAAAAAAHHHH!

HEY, T.T. HOW ARE YOU, T.T.?

WHAT'S GOING ON? CALM DOWN, NOW.

WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?

IT WAS TWO OF 'EM.

TWO WHAT? TWO WHAT, T.T.?

THEY WAS MIDGETS.

I WASN'T SCARED, THOUGH.

I WAS LIKE, RIGHT HERE.

OOH!

OKAY.

OKAY, WELL, WHY-- HEY.

WHY WERE YOU IN CONFLICT WITH THE MIDGETS, T.T.?

JUST LEAVE 'EM ALONE.

I AIN'T GOT TO TAKE THAT. I AIN'T GOT TO TAKE THAT.

HOW YOU DOING?

I'M DOING ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, SWEETHEART.

HEY! WE GOT A STICK DOWN.

T.T.'S GOT MY STICK!

T.T., YOU JUST STOLE MY STICK!

GIVE THAT STICK BACK.

OKAY.

MAY I PLEASE HAVE MY STICK BACK?

DON'T POSE FOR PICTURES.

COME ON, NOW, GIRL.

OH, HERE WE GO!

NO.

I GOT YOU, SWEETHEART.

NO, LET HER GO.

NO! NO!

THEY SAY THAT, UH, WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DATE ON THE FORCE.

WELL, I JUST THINK THAT'S A STUPID RULE,

AND I THINK RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN,

AND I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE AS FREE WITH THEIR SEXUALITY

AND AS OPEN AS THEY WANT TO BE

WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN.

BECAUSE YOU ONLY GO AROUND ONCE IN THIS WORLD, ALL RIGHT.

AS LONG AS YOU TAKE A SHOWER, I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

CLEMMY, CLEMMY, CLEMMY-- NOW, THAT IS ONE WOMAN.

SHE-- SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

SHE'S GOT A GREAT HEART, GREAT SOUL, UH, BEAUTIFUL HAIR.

HER HAIR'S LIKE DANDELION, YOU KNOW?

IT FEELS LIKE IF YOU BLEW ON IT, LIKE, A LOT OF IT WOULD GO AWAY.

OFFICER JONES.

WE HAD A THING GOING ON.

WE WAS TOGETHER.

AND I THINK US BREAKING UP WAS HARD ON HIM, YOU KNOW.

HE TOOK THAT KIND OF HARD,

AND, UH, I THINK IT KIND OF BROKE HIS HEART A LITTLE BIT.

HI.

I WAS JUST, UH...

LOOKING FOR OFFICER JONES.

IT'S KIND OF...HIS STOMPING GROUND.

YOU SEEN HIM-- BIG, GOOD-LOOKING BLACK GUY?

LIEUTENANT. HEY.

HEY.

UH...

JUST CHECKING...

DOUGHNUT?

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

OH ME.

DID YOU SEE SOMEBODY WITH A BICYCLE?

A GUY WITH A BIKE?

ANYBODY WITH A BIKE THAT SAYS "POLICE" ON IT?

OH, SON OF A BITCH. SON OF A BITCH.

SIR, DID YOU SEE SOMEONE WITH A BICYCLE

THAT SAYS "POLICE" ON IT?

NO?

OH ME.

STOP!

OH ME.

CHRIST.

WOW, SHE'S REALLY RED IN THE FACE.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

DON'T HIT THE CAR. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

I GOT ME A PERVERT OVER THERE!

WHERE IS HE, MA'AM?

COME ON, I WAITED 20 MINUTES.

HE'S OVER-- HE IS AROUND THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE!

YOU WANT ME TO GET HIM MYSELF!

GO BACK INSIDE, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, AND STAY RIGHT THERE.

MY TAXES PAY YOUR DOUGHNUTS! GET HIM,

SIR? PUT YOUR HANDS UP, SIR.

HOW Y'ALL BOYS DOIN'?

PUT YOUR HANDS UP.

OH, GOD.

LIEUTENANT DANGLE AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP.

IT'S LIKE WE'RE BROTHER AND SISTER...

BUT LIKE A BROTHER AND SISTER WHO HAVE SEX.

UH, WEIGEL?

NOT EVEN A TWO-BAGGER OR THREE-BAGGER.

BAG FOR HER FACE, BAG FOR YOUR FACE, A BAG FOR ANYBODY--

GOD FORBID THAT THEY BE PEEKING IN THE WINDOW.

SHE'S NOT-- NOW, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE TO SAY.

SHE'S AN UNFORTUNATE-LOOKING WOMAN.

ALL RIGHT, IT IS 0800 HOURS.

WE ARE RIDING IN THE ROLLER.

AND BUCKLE YOUR SAFETY BELT, PEOPLE,

BECAUSE YOU ARE RIDING SHOTGUN

WITH THE RENO SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.

OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT LITERALLY RIDING SHOTGUN.

TRUDY WEIGEL'S RIDING SHOTGUN.

BUT, UH, IN NO TIME AT ALL, THIS AREA IS A HOTBED OF CRIME.

WE GET MURDERS OUT HERE, WE GET RAPISTS,

WE GET CRACK, METHAMPHETAMINES.

DISMEMBERMENTS.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD-- THERE'S A, UH...

THERE'S A WAY THAT WOMEN CAN BE INSEMINATED ARTIFICIALLY.

LIKE, SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH THE OTHER PERSON,

BUT SHE CAN JUST BE INSEMINATED.

IT'S NOT A TEST-TUBE BABY. IT'S LIKE A REAL BABY.

A GUY-- SAY SHE WANTS TO GET PREGNANT,

AND HE HAS, LIKE, THE GENES.

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU EVER HEARD OF THAT.

THEY TRAIN THE DAMN DOGS IN GERMAN,

BUT, UH, I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN,

SO HE DON'T DO NOTHING THAT I TELL HIM TO DO.

FASS!

NOTHING.

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIM ATTACK.

YOU GOT, UH...

OW! [ BLEEP] IT!

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! OKAY, OKAY.

UH, YOU GOT-- AAH!

OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

YOU GOT, UH, PARDON.

NO, THAT'S FRENCH.

YOU GOT, UH, PROTESTA.

CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE?

YOU KNOW...

I COLLECT BABY CLOTHES THAT I BUY ON SALE,

JUST IN CASE.

YOU COLLECT BABY CLOTHES?

YEAH.

OH, GOD!

OH, MAN.

OH, GOD, I HIT THAT GUY.

OH, MAN.

OH, GREAT. ONLY CRIME ALL DAY.

SIR, I AM SO SORRY.

I WAS LOOKING AT MY, UH--

SIR? SIR, I'M SORRY!

SIR, I'M SORRY!

SIR, WE GOT TO EXCHANGE INFORMAT--

OH, MAN.

WHY IS HE RUNNING? THAT WAS TOTALLY MY FAULT.

THAT WAS JUST 100% MY...

OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S MARIJUANA.

GOOD STUFF, TOO! OH, MAN!

OH, MY GOD!

ALL RIGHT!

YEAH, THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN RENO!

WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

WE GOT A CALL ON JACKIE AND THE GIRLS AGAIN.

SHINE A LIGHT ON 'EM.

YES, INDEED. THERE SHE GOES.

HOW WE DOING TONIGHT, JACKIE?

HEY! HOW ARE-- HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

DON'T TOUCH! THAT'S MY STUFF!

IT'S JUST DANGEROUS. I DON'T WANT TO TWIST AN ANKLE.

WE HEARD YOU BEEN ADVERTISING TONIGHT?

HAVE YOU BEEN ADVERTISING?

YES. NO!

NO, NO.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU SEEN 'EM,

SO I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A FREEBIE.

BUT IT'S NOT FREE! IT COSTS A BUCK!

HEY, HEY, HEY.

LOOK, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE 'EM, OKAY?

YOU JUST KEEP 'EM UNDER YOUR DRAWERS OR WHATEVER.

I'M JUST KEEPING IT REAL.

WHAT'S WITH THE PICKLES THERE, JACKIE?

THESE ARE SECRET-- THESE ARE A SECRET.

HEY! OH! OH!

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

YEAH, YOU GOT ME IN THE EYE THERE.

SOMEBODY SOLD ME A BUM JUICE.

HELLO, LADIES.

HOW WE DOING TONIGHT, LADIES?

CAN WE HELP YOU TONIGHT?

OH.

DANGLE?

LIEUTENANT?

GARCIA. HEY.

LIEUTENANT?

YEAH. I'M, UH, WORKING VICE TONIGHT.

DO YOU NEED BACKUP?

NO, NO, NO. I'M DEEP, DEEP COVER.

I'M GETTING A LOT OF LEADS.

WE CAN BACK YOU UP.

NO, NO, NO, I'M GOOD. I'M IN DEEP COVER.

I'M GETTING A LOT OF LEADS. CARRY ON.

UH, DOESN'T HE HAVE FRIDAY OFF?

HE'S WORKING VICE.

YEAH, BUT HE'S GOT FRIDAY OFF.

OKAY, IT IS 2000 HOURS,

AND WE HAVE BEEN ORDERED BY A FEDERAL JUDGE

TO DESTROY THE 60-SOME POUNDS OF CONFISCATED MARIJUANA,

AND DESTROY IT WE SHALL.

GOOD DAY.

YEAH, GOOD DAY.

PASS IT AROUND.

YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU ONE MORE?

DOES ANYONE WANT MORE?

GO, DANGLE! GO, DANGLE! GO, DANGLE!

MAN, I LOVE BEING A COP.

YOU GONNA DO THIS TO ME?!

I'M AM-- YOU GONNA DO THIS?!

LISTEN, LISTEN. HEY, BABY. HEY, BABY GIRL.

THEN WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

THE FIRST BITCH COMES UP WITH TWO ROCKS IN HER HAND AND SAYS,

" I PAID YOU FOR THREE ROCKS,

AND YOU ONLY GAVE ME TWO."

AND THAT SAYS, "I GAVE YOU THREE, BITCH."

NO! STOP!

DON'T YOU HIT ME.

YOU PICK UP THAT GNOME, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN.

DON'T YOU PICK UP THAT GNOME! DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT GNOME!

YOU GOT A WHOLE HOUSE, WIFE LEFT,

AND THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE.

EXCUSE ME! I ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED MYSELF IN THE CAR!

LAST NIGHT, AT ABOUT 0700 HOURS, I RETURNED TO MY HOME.

AND I DEROBED MYSELF.

AND I FOUND A PEZ IN MY BELLY BUTTON.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING SO RIDICULOUS?

TRUDY, DID YOU JUST MAKE UP THAT STORY

ABOUT THE PEZ IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON TO GET ATTENTION FROM US

OR TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY AT THE MORNING MEETING?

OR DID IT REALLY HAPPEN?