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Narrator: this is Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Soon the beach will be jammed

with girl-happy boys on their Easter vacation.

The boys come here for many, many reasons.

And, uh, good reasons, such as...

36...

24...

36.

Narrator: and this is Chicago, Illinois.

Of course, there are lots of pretty girls here, too.

Th-there's one who's also 36-24-36,

but, uh...

How can you tell?

Elvis: ♪ girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ Every girl I see ♪

♪ Looks good to me ♪

♪ What a crazy ♪

♪ Way-out way to be ♪

♪ I love a life of nothin' but ♪

♪ Beautiful women ♪

♪ Well, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ Every time I see ♪

♪ A pretty face ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ My heart just heads ♪

♪ For outer space ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ I need a girl ♪

♪ To make my life worth livin' ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ I've been like this ♪

♪ Since I was just ♪

♪ A baby boy ♪

♪ First nurse ever rocked my cradle ♪

♪ Made me jump for joy ♪

♪ Well, mama keep your daughter ♪

♪ Out of sight ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ I'm in a lovin' ♪

♪ Mood tonight ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ I love a life of nothin' but ♪

♪ Beautiful women ♪

♪ Well, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ I've been like this ♪

♪ Since I was just ♪

♪ A baby boy ♪

♪ First nurse ever rocked my cradle ♪

♪ Made me jump for joy ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Well, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl, girl happy ♪

♪ Girl-irl-irl-irl happy ♪

♪ I said I'm girl-irl-irl-irl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl-irl-irl-irl happy ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

More!

More!

More!

More!

More!

More!

More!

More!

More!

More!

More!

That kid sure brings in the business,

doesn't he, boss?

Yeah.

Even in a blizzard, he packs them in.

It's too bad he's leaving after tonight.

Yeah, but, uh,

maybe you'll get him back soon?

Yep.

Maybe I can.

That's it, boys!

Next stop, Lauderdale.

Girls!

And more girls!

And more!

I don't know. The roads are so icy.

Wouldn't be better if we just waited?

Mm-mmm. Bikinis may go out of style.

Patience, my darling,

we shall be there momentarily.

Excuse my friend.

You know how multimillionaires are.

Tsk tsk. A nasty touch of the sun. May I ple--

ah! Gently, doctor.

Always gentle.

I still don't see what all the hurry's about.

You know...

He hasn't been too well.

It's those headaches, you know.

Migraine.

A massage will do wonders for him, don't you think so?

Come on, guys, quit messing around, will ya?

Yee-hee!

For your headache.

Hey, Mr. frank!

Mr. frank?

Hello, Mr. frank.

Hi, Mr. frank.

Mr. frank.

You boys are pretty good here.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

I canceled my next act.

I wanna keep you here another 4 weeks.

[Exhales]

W-well that's very nice of you, sir, but, uh...

Maybe even 6 weeks.

W-w-well, you see,

we're going to Fort Lauderdale.

Boss, phone call. Long distance.

It's your daughter.

Oh, I'll be right there.

See you boys tomorrow night.

Uh-huh. Yeah, thanks, Mr. frank.

Well...

Well, honey...

Best you slip into something warm

'cause we're gonna be here a while.

Nah, nah, no.

We're not gonna give up that easy.

We're just gonna tell him

that we're not available, that's all.

You don't tell big frank anything.

He tells you.

Then we'll explain it.

We'll say we've been going

to the sand bar club every Easter

since we got out of college, right?

He's a pretty understandable guy.

Come on.

You're gonna go tell him now?

We're gonna go tell him now.

He's having a little chat with his daughter.

I won't stand for it!

What do you mean you're not coming home from school?!

But you always come home for Easter.

Now, daddy, please, try to understand.

Not this vacation.

I--

all the girls are going to Fort Lauderdale,

and I want to go with them.

Fort what?! Oh, no.

No daughter of mine is going off visiting any army camp.

Daddy, it's not an army camp,

it's a resort town.

All the college kids go there. Honest.

Valerie?

Let me talk to Valerie.

Girl: Mr. frank, please.

Second girl: Please let her go, Mr. frank.

Can I talk to my own daughter?

I am 21,

and I want so much to be on my own.

Oh, ho, Valerie, look, uh...

Valerie: it's very important.

Yes, I know, I know, but still, honey, I...

Please, daddy, let me go.

All right, all right.

Where you gonna be?

Seadrift motel.

Seadrift motel.

Fort Lauderdale.

Ok, I'll meet you there tomorrow night.

Well, daddy, we're going down there alone.

But...

Promise me you won't come down there.

Mr. frank: But...But...

Oh, thank you, daddy. I knew you'd understand.

I'll phone you every single night. Bye.

Oh, great!

Yes! Whoo-hoo!

[Knock on door]

Come in!

[Phone slams down]

Fort Lauderdale!

Anybody ever mention that place to me again,

I'll break him in half.

What do you want?!

Well--well...

Well?!

We just, came to tell you that...

We're happy to be here another 4 weeks.

Or even 6!

Or even 10. We're all yours.

Ah, get out of here!

Daughters.

She's going down to Fort Lauderdale.

My little lamb...

On her own.

Don't ever have girls, especially daughters!

I'll try not to, sir.

If I had a son, would be great.

He can go anywhere.

Let somebody else's father do the worrying.

But, uh, someone should be down there

to look after her.

Mmm.

Well, uh...

How long is she gonna be down there?

One day. Maybe 2?

10 days.

10 days!

And nights?!

Yeah. W-w-why?

W-well, uh...

Maybe things have changed

since I was down there.

You were down there?

Just once.

My father sent me to bring my sister back.

Well, Valerie's a very sensible girl.

Well, that's good.

Then don't worry about there

being 30,000 sex-starved boys down there.

30,000 s-s-s...

Well, you know.

The guys are locked up with the books

all the winter.

In spring, a young man's fancy...

Well, after all,

what did you do when you were 20 years old?

I'll kill them!

I guess I'll be running along, then.

30,000 guys.

Now, just a minute, Mr. frank.

Know what you're thinking.

You want us to keep an eye on your daughter.

Huh?

We could go down

and keep an eye on her

without her even knowing it,

but you wouldn't have an act for the show.

Oh! Wait a minute!

So, I'll get another act.

Guys gotta go down.

I don't know.

Boys may not like it because they like it here.

I'll make it worth their while.

I'll pay all expenses. Ha ha! Settled.

You'll leave tonight,

stay at the same place-- Seadrift motel.

Seadrift motel.

Here and...

Take a look, so you'll recognize her.

Mmm.

You know, she thinks I'm overprotective.

But why not?

Ever since she was 3,

was mother and father to her.

Yes, sir. I guess we'll be leaving

soon as possible.

Uh, look...

Val's all I got.

She can have a good time.

Yes, sir.

But I'm warning you...

If my daughter gets in the least bit of trouble...

Don't worry about a thing,

we'll take care of everything.

Everything.

♪ Spring fever ♪

♪ Love is in the air ♪

♪ Spring is everywhere ♪

♪ A little bird ♪

♪ He told me "son, now," he said, "come on, now ♪

♪ "Get on the go ♪

♪ "Open your eyes ♪

♪ "The sky is full of ♪

♪ Butterflies" ♪

♪ The blossoms on the trees ♪

♪ Stirrin' up the honeybees ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Spring makes my fever rise ♪

♪ Spring fever ♪

♪ Spring fever ♪

♪ Spring is-a here at last ♪

♪ Spring fever ♪

♪ My heart's beatin' fast ♪

♪ There is no doubt now ♪

♪ Love is in the air ♪

♪ Get up, get out ♪

♪ Spring is everywhere ♪

♪ Well, if you feel that wanderlust ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Just grab a car or hop a bus ♪

♪ In every town ♪

♪ There's excitement to be found ♪

♪ Ahh ♪ ♪ ahh ♪

♪ So much is happening ♪

♪ Don't miss the joy of spring ♪

♪ The world's in love ♪

♪ Just look around ♪

♪ Yeah-oh ♪

♪ Spring fever ♪

♪ Comes to everyone ♪

♪ Spring fever ♪

♪ It's time for fun ♪

♪ There is no doubt now ♪

♪ Love is in the air ♪

♪ Get up, get out ♪

♪ Spring is everywhere ♪

♪ Spring fever ♪

♪ It's spring fever time ♪

♪ Spring fever ♪

♪ Watch that fever climb ♪

♪ There is no doubt now ♪

♪ Love is in the air ♪

♪ Get up, get out ♪

♪ Spring is everywhere ♪

Valerie: ♪ up, out ♪

♪ Spring is everywhere ♪

Ok, fellas, recess is over, huh?

We're down here on a baby-sitting job.

Meantime, stay away from women, right?

Right! right!

Hey, some more girls are coming.

Where? where?

And that's her.

That's big frank's daughter.

Wilbur: one we have to chaperone?

Rusty: yep, the one with the glasses.

And big frank was worried about us

making out with that? By goodness.

Who needs peanut butter with this caviar around?

Hmm.

Looks like our chaperone problem

has taken care of itself.

[Whistles]

Huh?

Come here.

Speaking about caviar.

Wilbur: mmm.

Andy: ahh.

Hi.

Hi.

You know that girl?

This girl.

Oh, uh, her name's Deena Shepherd.

Don't waste your time,

she has absolutely nothing up here.

Yeah, yeah, man,

but what about all those other places?

But that's worthless.

Don't you know that the entire ingredients of the human body

can be bought for just $1.98?

I'll take $50 worth.

Oh, you can have it.

Me?

I'm interested only in females with a mind.

You take those girls out there.

They're nothing.

I mean, take away their bathing suits,

and what do you have?

Ahem.

Uh, thanks, pal.

Come on, pool time.

Sure.

Nice talking to you.

See you later, guys.

Uh, no pets or animals, no toys in the pool,

no cooking, no noisy parties,

no loud radios,

no boys in the room.

Thank you.

Remember, we want you to have a good time.

This year, I'm not playing the field.

No more running around with every chick I meet.

No, sir.

This year, I'm gonna pick me out

about six chicks

and go steady with them.

I think boys really prefer a girl who's intelligent,

well-informed.

A girl with an I.Q.

Now, you give me the big stupe every time.

Blonde, brunette, redhead--

whatever it is, as long as it's empty.

Empty inside.

Well, as for me, I like the romantic type--

a dreamer and a poet.

♪ I know a girl, lives down the hill ♪

♪ What she won't do, her sister will ♪

E-minor.

Hey, hey!

Here comes our pigeon now.

Looks like she's going for a swim.

Doc: that ought to keep the sharks away.

Be thankful she's a loser.

This way we'll have all the free time with no worries.

Uh!

What?

Doc: oh, oh! Oh, no, no!

What's the matter?

Looks like our pigeon's

turned into a pretty swingin' chick.

Andy: ah, boy.

That big frank really threw us a curve!

A whole bunch of curves.

How are we gonna keep guys away from that?

Impossible.

It's impossible.

That's like trying to hide, uh, Disneyland.

Just a minute. Just a minute, fellas.

Might be a way we can keep an eye on her.

We invite her over to the club to watch the show.

That'll tip her off we're working for her old man.

She'll never guess--

I'm gonna handle it.

[Guitar strumming]

♪ Girls on the beaches ♪

♪ Commit a sin ♪

♪ If they don't show ♪

♪ Yards and yards of skin ♪

♪ The preceding message to you has been ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of ♪

♪ The Fort Lauderdale chamber ♪

♪ Of commerce ♪

♪ Maybe your yen is for ♪

♪ Tennis courts ♪

♪ Maybe romancing is ♪

♪ In your thoughts ♪

♪ Enjoy all outdoor ♪

♪ And indoor sports ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of ♪

♪ The Fort Lauderdale chamber ♪

♪ Of commerce ♪

♪ Any male ♪

♪ In Fort Lauderdale ♪

♪ Who is not pursuing ♪

♪ A cute female ♪

♪ Will automatically ♪

♪ land in jail ♪

♪ That's the law ♪

♪ In Fort Lauderdale ♪

♪ Pretty girls 18 ♪

♪ To 23 ♪

♪ If their technique ain't what ♪

♪ It should be ♪

♪ Get love instruction ♪

♪ For free from me ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of ♪

♪ The Fort Lauderdale chamber ♪

♪ Of commerce ♪

Hi.

Hi.

I, uh, hope I didn't disturb you.

Oh, why, no. No, not at all.

I'm rusty Wells.

We're playing at the sand bar.

I'd like to make it up to you,

so why don't you all

come over as our guests?

You don't even need dates.

Oh, well, really, that isn't necessary.

Oh, I-i-it...

It--it's, uh, very necessary.

It--it is.

I think you should

because I owe it to you. Really.

Well, uh, that's very kind of you,

but I'm planning on staying in my room tonight

and getting some rest.

I have a very bad headache...

Which just began.

Uh...oh!

Uh, you know, I think you're right.

It's a very good idea.

Think you should stay in.

Maybe for 2 or 3 nights.

Look like you need rest.

Schoenberg.

You're reading that?

I beg your pardon.

Oh, a brilliant book. A brilliant book, but...

I never realized that--

that anyone who look-- uh...

Uh, it's required reading.

I major in music.

Schoenberg.

Girl with a mind at last.

Uh, you, uh,

I'm Brentwood Von Durgenfeld.

They call me B.V.D.

And I was wondering... Do you suppose

we might have a date this evening?

[Rusty strumming guitar and singing]

♪ Enjoy all outdoor ♪

♪ And indoor sports... ♪

All right,

so I'm--I'm not a muscle man.

Maybe I don't play football,

but I have a mind.

A good mind.

What was that?

Oh...

Go out with me tonight?

♪ Michigan state, M.I.T. ♪

♪ Harvard university ♪

♪ Vassar, Wilbur, Smith and brown ♪

♪ Shakin' up this here town tonight ♪

♪ Startin' tonight' ♪

♪ Have a ball, do it all, starting tonight ♪

♪ Grab your partner by the hand ♪

♪ Spread a blanket on the sand ♪

♪ 3 A.M., go for a swim ♪

♪ Clothes and all, jump right in ♪

♪ Tonight, startin' tonight ♪

♪ Let out the stops, call the cops, it's all right ♪

♪ Of course when the cops have come and gone ♪

♪ You'll just keep carrying on ♪

♪ Don't you worry if you land in jail ♪

♪ We'll forward your mail if you can't make bail tonight ♪

♪ Starting tonight ♪

♪ Have a ball, do it all, starting tonight ♪

♪ Anything goes, everything goes, starting tonight ♪

♪ Starting tonight ♪

[guitar strumming stops]

[Applause]

Hey, rusty, how's about wolf call?!

Awoo!

Now, you go on out there,

see if you can't flush few quail.

You watch me.

Watch me. Hit it.

[Music begins]

[Singers making wolf whistles]

♪ Flip flop-a Kay-yi ♪

♪ What a cutie pie I see ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Hoop shooba doo wah ♪

♪ Lips of honey, that's for me ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Shim shim shimmy ♪

♪ Wanna howl and shout ♪

♪ I'm out to get you, baby ♪

♪ There's no doubt ♪

♪ I saw you standing 'gainst the wall ♪

♪ Wall ♪

♪ I whistled and I gave my all ♪

♪ All ♪

♪ Now, don't tell me you don't fall... ♪

Awoo!

♪ For that wolf call ♪

[singers making wolf whistles]

♪ Just a little kiss will put me in a whirl ♪

♪ I'll never whistle, baby, at another girl ♪

♪ If you love me, why, we'll have a ball ♪

♪ Ball ♪

♪ Why do you try to stall? ♪

♪ Stall ♪

♪ Now, don't tell me you don't fall ♪

♪ For that wolf call ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ For that wolf call ♪

♪ For that-a wolf call ♪

♪ For that wolf call ♪

♪ Shada doo wop ♪

♪ Shada doo wop ♪

♪ Shada doo wop ♪

♪ Shada doo wop... ♪

Awoo!

♪ Shada doo wop ♪

♪ Shada doo wop ♪

[applause]

Why don't you take me away from this?

Wouldn't know what to do.

I'll think of something. Come on.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Ain't that her?

It can't be.

Yeah, but it is.

Well, there goes our evening.

Deena: aren't we leaving?

Who's she with?

Oh, it's ok, fellas.

I think she's with the brain.

Oh, yeah.

The guy that likes the mental types.

She couldn't be safer. Believe me.

Look, will someone please tell me what--

oh, it's nothing, honey.

I think you said something about getting out of here.

Ok?

Hi, pal.

Hi.

Oh, hi! Hi.

Uh, Valerie, this is my friend

Romano Orlada from school.

Buona sera.

He's an exchange student

from Rome, Italy.

Uh, would you care to join us?

[Italian accent] I--I really can't.

Tell me, please,

is this your first day in--in Lauderdale?

Yes. Yes, it is. Isn't it wonderful?

It's beginning to be.

Romano. Romano, she's my date.

Of course.

Of course, my friend, uh--

what is it?

Very warm. Feel alright?

Oh, fine, fine.

You do, huh?

Well, perhaps it's nothing then.

But then again,

there is an awful lot of it going around.

Ah, I see you've been in the sun, but...

Have you seen the moon?

Romano, what have I got?!

Stand back a little more.

It's very contagious.

You should be home in bed.

Bed?

Where were we?

Oh, yes. The moon.

We have an old saying,

[speaking Italian]

Isn't it marvelous?

Hmm?

Oh, it's marvelous.

[Slow rock and roll music begins]

♪ Let's take the phone off the hook ♪

♪ Turn the lights way down low ♪

♪ Baby, put down that book ♪

♪ Tell the maid to go ♪

♪ Do not disturb ♪

♪ Hang a sign on the door ♪

♪ Do not disturb ♪

♪ It's time to make love ♪

♪ And I can't wait ♪

♪ Anymore ♪

♪ I'll just pull down the blind ♪

♪ Now come ♪

♪ Over here ♪

♪ I got one thing in mind ♪

♪ Let's get comfortable, dear ♪

♪ Do not disturb ♪

♪ Hang a sign on the door ♪

♪ Do not disturb ♪

♪ It's time to make love ♪

♪ And I can't wait ♪

♪ Anymore ♪

♪ Everything's ♪

♪ Right tonight ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ It's great when we kiss ♪

♪ Now your arms hold me tight ♪

♪ Let's stay like this ♪

♪ Mmm mm mm hmm mm mmm ♪

[telephone rings]

♪ Mmm mm mm hmm mm mmm ♪

Better answer it.

[Ring]

Yeah.

[Ring]

[Ring]

Hello.

Chicago?

Oh, Mr. frank!

I just called Valerie,

and nobody even answers the phone.

Where is she this time of the night?!

I'm warning you,

if anything happens,

next engagement's gonna be

at the county hospital!

There's nothing to worry about, Mr. frank.

You see, uh,

she's with this very nice young gentleman from Princeton.

Think they stopped at the, library,

and they should be back any--any--shh!

I'm talking long distance.

She's perfectly safe, sir. She's perfectly safe.

But I'm gonna call back.

She better be there.

She'll be here, sir. Absolutely.

Yes, sir.

Good-bye, Mr. frank.

Could--could I borrow a thermometer, ple--

where is she?

The girl you were with,

where is she?

Oh, Valerie.

I left her with Romano.

Wh-who's Romano?

Romano Orlada.

He's a friend of mine.

Nothing special.

Very shallow intellect. In fact, a bore.

Oh.

All he thinks of is sex.

[Gasps]

What?

Well, you know those Latins.

Where'd they go?

Go? Oh, well,

I think he has a boat at coral pier.

Coral pier. Coral pier.

I--I--wait. my thermometer.

Yeah, your thermometer. Coral pier. Coral pier.

I'll be right back.

Keep your motor running.

Mayday!

Mayday!

Mayday!

Mayday! Mayday!

Let's go! Come on!

Andy: look!

We're running, and he wants to play boats!

Come on!

♪ Mmm mm ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

Ooh!

Ooh.

[Giggling]

Ahh.

Isn't it marvelous here?

Oh, it's lovely.

It's--it's absolutely lovely, lovely.

[Hiccup]

Ahh.

Oh, it's...

It's getting a bit chilly, isn't it?

Ah.

Shall we duck inside

for a fresh supply of bubbly? Hmm?

[Splash]

Ooh.

Oh.

[Valerie giggling]

Oh, thanks.

To us...

Alone.

And at last,

that's what we are.

Alone.

Oh.

Oh.

[Giggling uncontrollably]

[Shuts door]

[Engine starts]

[Revs engine]

[Val screams]

[Tires squealing, horn blaring]

[Laughing hysterically]

[Loud splash]

Hello, operator?

Operator?

Long distance.

Put that call from Chicago on this line, please.

Thank you.

Come on. Come on. Hurry up!

Let's go.

Daddy: hello!

Hello. Val?

[Giggling]

Val, are you there?

What is this? This is Chicago calling!

Val!

[Giggling]

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, hello, daddy-o!

How are you?

[Hiccup]

Oh, I'm--I'm fine.

In fact, everything here is just wonderful!

[Hiccup]

Oh, yes.

Yeah, I just got home.

Listen, I'm fine

and everything here is just fine,

so you just stop all that worrying about me.

Yeah, I'm a-- I'm a big girl.

[Kiss]

Good night, daddy.

[Hiccup]

And good night to you, too, Romano.

I had a lovely evening,

and thank you for seeing me home.

Home?

[Blows kiss]

[Giggling]

Whew!

Deena?

Deena.

Hey, I'm glad you waited--

[gasps]

What are you doing here?

Well, I, I had to wait.

You never gave the thermometer.

Thermometer.

Where's Deena?

Oh, uh, Deena? W-well, she left.

Uh, but she left a message for you.

A message. Yeah?

Huh?

Got the same message myself. Delivered personally.

We gonna have to chase after her every night?

Ok. Relax, fellas. This won't happen again.

Yeah?

We're gonna stop anything before it starts.

We're going on 24-hour-a-day guard duty.

No matter where she goes, we'll be watching her.

[Giggling]

And Romano's grandfather married a Spanish Princess.

He's royalty.

Wow!

I went with this senior from Purdue to a lush restaurant.

I felt terrible. I was sure it was going to be expensive.

But you know what? The whole evening only cost me $8.00.

You're kidding!

These Cornell fellas took us to some awful place,

one of those after-hours places, all dark inside,

with couples snuggling everyplace.

Just terrible.

Mmmm!

Never had such a great time

in all my life!

I've got the funniest feeling somebody's staring at us.

They'd better be or I'm going to take back this bathing suit.

No, I don't mean like that.

I mean really staring.

Boy, the beach sure is crowded, huh, Andy?

Not half as crowded as that bathing suit.

Huh?

Hey, uh, you're looking the wrong way.

Ha. that's what you think.

Yeah, but you're supposed to be watching the girl.

What is that... A pelican?

Buon giorno!

Romano!

[Speaking Italian]

Fine.

Uh, Romano, this is, uh, Laurie and Betsy.

Hello. hello.

Hi, girls. How are you?

You know, doc, in the next life

I'd like to come back as a beach towel. I'm in love.

If all goes well, we'll be picking out the furniture.

Hey, come on, Andy, big frank wasn't kidding

about watching his daughter.

One slip-up and pow, he'll kill us...

Or maybe something worse.

Doc: oh, murder!

Hey--hey, he's there with her,

the guy from the boat-- old captain blood.

Huh?

They're leaving. We got to get Wilbur.

We gotta follow 'em.

Do you know, we could have had something beautiful together?

Oh!

[Giggling]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

They've been in there 20 minutes already.

Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?

Well, they ain't water-skiing.

You know, when this gets back to big frank--

oh, no. I'm too young to...

Here, just go get rusty, will you?

Quick. Come on!

I'm sorry I ran away, but it was an emergency.

Wilbur had to have a blood transfusion.

Well, I'm not used to being abandoned.

It won't happen again. Oh?

♪ I can explain about ♪

♪ last night ♪

♪ Though things didn't ♪

♪ Look just right ♪

♪ Please believe me ♪

♪ There was nothin' wrong ♪

♪ I thought about you, baby ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ Cross my heart ♪

♪ I hope to die ♪

♪ Well, I wouldn't tell you no lie ♪

♪ You talk about a piece of ♪

♪ Rotten luck ♪

♪ You do a friend a favor ♪

♪ And you wind up stuck ♪

♪ She couldn't hold a candle to you ♪

♪ No, sirree ♪

♪ Very hard to handle ♪

♪ Like a model "T" ♪

♪ Cross my heart ♪

♪ I hope to die ♪

♪ Well, I wouldn't tell you no lie ♪

♪ Please believe me ♪

♪ When I say ♪

♪ Wild horses couldn't drag me away ♪

♪ I'm here 'cause I don't have to ♪

♪ Look too hard ♪

♪ To see what I got in my own backyard ♪

♪ So, uh, be forgiving ♪

♪ And forget ♪

♪ Don't say my alibi is all wet ♪

♪ I miss those kisses ♪

♪ From your honeycomb ♪

♪ This humble Bumblebee ♪

♪ Just wants to fly back home ♪

♪ I cross my heart ♪

♪ I hope to die ♪

♪ Well, I wouldn't tell you no lie ♪

♪ I wouldn't tell you no lie ♪

♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ I wouldn't tell you no lie ♪

There'll be no more interruptions. Promise, ok?

Ok.

[Rustling]

Psst!

Psst! hey.

Hey! Psst!

The motel. Uh, Valerie and the--the hot lips.

What about Deena?

Come on!

What kept you? They're still in the room.

We've got to get Romeo out of there or we're in big trouble.

Frank's gonna bend us. Cool it.

Where's the manager? Where's the manager?

About time you got here. W-w-what is it?

I thought you ran a respectable place.

But I do. It is. What's wrong?

She has a man in her room. What?

She has a man in her room.

Don't look. He's too young.

I promised his father, detective springer--

d-d-d-d-detect-- oh--oh...

Oh, no, no... No! No!

Out! Out! Everyone out!

Move now! Fast! Out! What is it?

We absolutely do not permit any toys in the room--

uh, boys in the pool-- uh--uh,

do you have a boy in that pool--uh...

Oh, you. I might have known.

Off the property. Go. Immediately. Now.

But this is an outrage!

[Speaking Italian]

[Romano ranting on in Italian]

Ha ha ha!

Too late to apologize. Out!

[Groans]

Well, what's wrong?

Wh-what's the matter?

We were only playing bridge.

Bridge.

Manager: I want the three of you out of here immediately.

What's the trouble?

You see, these three--uh--uh but you just, uh--

all we were doing was playing bridge.

What's wrong with that?

"Thou shall not have a boy in the room."

They were playing bridge. And that wasn't a boy.

That wasn't a boy? Right.

I wouldn't blame them if they are leaving.

In fact, we're all leaving. Make 31 bills.

31? Y-you mean 31-- everyone?

Drain the pool. This place will be a parking lot.

D-drain the-- p-parking lo--31 bills?

Oh, my, no, no.

Let's just forget this whole affair, shall we?

I don't know. I don't know.

Let's think it over. What do you say?

Oh, hmm...

I, uh, it's fine by me.

You're very generous. If it happens again--

I know. 31 bills, a parking lot,

drain the pool, toys in the...

[Giggling]

Well, thank you very much, rusty.

If we can ever return the favor...

Thank you.

Whew!

Fantastic.

Fantastic!

I'm glad you liked it.

What about later? How we gonna watch her tonight

when we're on stage at the club?

Hmm.

Hmm. Yeah.

Uh, you said something about a favor?

We've been thinking about adding to the act.

See, uh...

[Music plays]

♪ She'll tell you that she loves you ♪

♪ Make you feel just like a king ♪

♪ She'll cry to you and lie to you ♪

♪ She'll do most anything ♪

♪ She'll get right up next to you ♪

♪ And the first thing that you know ♪

♪ You'll be telling her ♪

♪ You're sorry 'cause she hurt you so ♪

♪ I said she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Most evil girl I found ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ There ain't no doubt about it ♪

♪ She's the meanest girl in town ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ She'll invite you over to her house at half past 9 ♪

♪ You'll wear a suit, and you'll wear a tie ♪

♪ And you'll give your shoes a shine ♪

♪ You'll take a real deep breath ♪

♪ And knock on her front door ♪

♪ Her little sister will tell you ♪

♪ She don't live here anymore ♪

♪ I said she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ The most evil girl I found ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ There ain't no doubt about it ♪

♪ The meanest girl in town ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ She'll put her arms around you ♪

♪ She'll squeeze with all her might ♪

♪ She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips ♪

♪ And close her eyes real tight ♪

♪ Your heart will pound like thunder ♪

♪ You'll melt in her embrace ♪

♪ But when you go to kiss her ♪

♪ Well, she'll laugh right in your face ♪

♪ Because she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Most evil girl I found ♪

♪ Hup hup hup hup ♪

♪ There ain't no doubt about it ♪

♪ She's the meanest girl in town ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

♪ Yes, she's evil ♪

How about her, huh?

Hey, real good. You looked great.

We appreciate your helping us out.

It was fun. Well, I'd better change.

I'll see you all tomorrow night.

Bye. bye-bye.

You're a real showpiece.

Hold it, hold it. Back, back.

What?

Who's gonna stay here and protect her?

I'm no good at protecting girls.

I'm too well-trained the other way. You take Wilbur here--

I'm no watchdog. I'm a hunting dog.

How about him? Why don't you stay?

I got to explain things to Deena tonight.

How come I can't be with my girl?

Because with Deena, it's different. I'm in love.

He's in love until she says no.

Even if she said no, I'd still be in love with her.

I'd miss her, but I'd still love her.

Well, that ain't right.

Ok. I'll be fair. We'll have a drawing.

A what? A drawing.

Loser stays here on duty. What number am I thinking of?

Uh, 7.

2. 6.

I'll say 10. The number was 6.

I'm sorry, doc. You lose.

Ahem.

When she comes out, take her for a walk.

Don't let her out of your sight, if you do--

got it?

Not to worry. She won't get away from old hawkeye here.

It's simple, Deena! Simple, huh? Me!

I'm the one that's simple for ever listening to you!

Leaving me out there in that jungle that way!

Come here... Deena.

No! Let go...

I'm very angry with you. Yeah, I know.

For running out on me.

I'm not running now.

There'll be no more interruptions, ok?

Promise? promise.

Oh, uh...

Psst!

Psst!

Psst!

It's for you.

They said your line wasn't working.

It hasn't had a chance. Now, what is it?

She got away. In fact, she wasn't even here.

You're kidding? It's the truth.

That's not all. She went with that Italian hot lips.

Burt here saw 'em leave. Right, Burt?

I can't do anything. I'm here with Deena.

Deena?

Don't look at me. I--I didn't take her.

Look, doc, we got to find her. I'll be right over.

Mayday!

Mayday!

Mayday!

Come on, let's go!

Andy: you and your lousy maydays!

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ What do you read? ♪

♪ I got ♪

♪ Just what you need ♪

♪ I gotta lot of things I wanna get off my chest ♪

♪ Come and get the latest ♪

♪ It's hot off the press ♪

♪ Read ♪

♪ Read ♪

♪ Improve your education ♪

♪ I got news for you ♪

2, 3, 4.

♪ Let me show you some more... ♪

She's, uh, she's fantastic.

Oh, you'll have to meet her.

Sunny's really way out.

♪ The man I marry gotta look 21 ♪

♪ He may not last much longer ♪

♪ But he's havin' fun ♪

♪ Won't you ♪

♪ Increase my circulation? ♪

♪ I got news for you ♪

Ohh!

Start the generator.

[Whirring]

Oh! hey!

Get out of here!

[Everyone yelling]

Hey, did you see her?

No. I'll swing it over here.

Hey! hey!

I think we just set togetherness back 10 years.

Yeah?

[Honks horn]

I'm sorry, I... I--I didn't mean to.

I mean, go right ahead, and, uh...

Well, nobody here.

It's deserted.

Hey, how about in there?

Ok, everybody, out! This is the police!

Ha ha.

[Girl giggling]

Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, I'm looking for a girl.

Sorry, buddy. I don't have a spare.

Pardon me, but is there anybody in the trunk?

But I say taking off your clothes

is a form of self-improvement,

you know, like playing the piano.

I mean, it gives a girl poise and self-confidence and...

Pneumonia?

Ha ha ha.

Pneumonia.

You really ought to try it. You sure got the build for it.

Come on over sometime. I'll give you a few pointers.

Did you ever study dancing?

Oh, modern dancing, but, um...

Not this modern.

Ha ha.

Well, it's getting late. We'd better take off, huh?

Yeah. I gotta do likewise.

Well, so long. Come again. Anytime.

Oh, thank you. We will.

And the next place you'll really like.

No luck. Frank's not gonna like this.

Is that something? Tonight she starts living, and we stop.

The next sound you'll hear will be the Chicago piano...

[Imitates machine gun]

Oh, no. Let's try something else.

If we can't find her, let's see if she can find us. Hmm?

[Waves pounding]

Hey! There's a nice, quiet little--

[guitar riff]

What's that?

[Bongo drums]

Ohh, it's a beach party! Come on.

Well...

♪ hey, everybody, gather round ♪

♪ Listen to that bongo sound ♪

♪ Grab the first one in your reach ♪

♪ Now we're gonna shake the beach ♪

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

♪ Do the clam ♪

♪ Do the clam ♪

♪ Grab your barefoot baby by the hand ♪

♪ Turn and tease ♪

♪ Hug and squeeze ♪

♪ Dig right in and do the clam ♪

♪ Clam ♪

♪ You can get your heart to spin ♪

♪ On the outside looking in ♪

♪ Moon ain't gonna last all night ♪

♪ Well, let's work up an appetite ♪

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

♪ Do the clam ♪

♪ Do the clam ♪

♪ Well, grab your barefoot baby by the hand ♪

♪ Turn and tease ♪

♪ Hug and squeeze ♪

♪ Dig right in and do the clam ♪

♪ Everybody's got that beat ♪

♪ Everybody's got that beat ♪

♪ Listen to those happy feet ♪

♪ Listen to those happy feet ♪

♪ Ain't you glad that you found out? ♪

♪ Ain't you glad that you found out? ♪

♪ What the clam is all about ♪

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

♪ Do the clam ♪

♪ Do the clam ♪

♪ Well, grab your barefoot baby by the hand ♪

♪ Turn and tease ♪

♪ Hug and squeeze ♪

♪ Dig right in and do the clam ♪

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

♪ Do the clam ♪

♪ Do the clam ♪

♪ Well, grab your barefoot baby by the hand ♪

♪ Turn and tease ♪

♪ Hug and squeeze ♪

♪ Dig right in and do the clam ♪

♪ Dig right in and do the clam ♪

Why didn't you tell me you were going to be playing out here?

Well, we took up so much of your time.

I thought you might have a date or something.

Well, I--I, uh...

I guess you're anxious to get back to him,

so I'll see you tomorrow.

Good night.

Well... good night.

I, uh...I thought you were looking for your date.

Uh...my date? Well, I, uh--

I, uh... Ha ha ha ha.

Who said I had a date? I, um, I just came out here alone.

Ha ha ha ha. Oh, well...

In that case, I guess I'll take you home.

Ok?

Ok.

[Whistling]

♪ I become ♪

♪ A puppet on a string ♪

♪ You can do ♪

♪ Most anything with me ♪

♪ All you do ♪

♪ Is touch my hand ♪

♪ And your wish ♪

♪ Is my command ♪

♪ I become ♪

♪ A puppet on a string ♪

♪ And you can do ♪

♪ Most anything with me ♪

♪ If you really love me ♪

♪ Darling, please be kind ♪

♪ I offer you ♪

♪ The truest love ♪

♪ That you will ♪

♪ Ever find ♪

♪ Take my heart ♪

♪ And please be fair ♪

♪ Handle it with loving care ♪

♪ For I'm just ♪

♪ A puppet on a string ♪

♪ And you can do ♪

♪ Most anything with me ♪

Well, good night.

Good night.

Rusty, uh-- yeah?

I, uh...

I have a confession to make. I did have a date tonight.

Hmm.

With Romano.

But, uh, I'm glad he ran off.

Val... yes?

[Telephone rings]

Your phone.

[Ring]

Uh...

Good night.

[Ring]

[Ring]

Hello?

Oh, hello, daddy.

No. Everything's fine.

Uh, daddy, everything's absolutely divine.

I'm having the most wonderful time of my entire life.

[Knock on door]

May I come in?

That was my-- my father on the phone.

He calls me every single night.

You know how fathers worry about daughters.

But he-- he wouldn't have to

if he knew what nice people I've met here.

Look, val-- hush up, please.

I've started my pretty little speech

and I'm going to finish it.

What I'm trying to say is...

Well, you've made everything wonderful.

I mean, you've been thoughtful and attentive.

You kept us from being put out of the motel

and you brought me into your band.

And when I was left stranded on the beach...

Oh, it's just everywhere I've gone

you've been nearby to help out to see that I had a nice time.

There's something that you don't understand, val.

Oh, I do understand.

I'm just afraid you're going to have to face the horrible fact

that you're very nice and--and very special.

Good night.

Hey, Linda.

Excuse me.

Oh, hey, Linda.

Oh, hey, honey, how are you?

I'm awful sorry about last night.

That's all right. It all evens out.

Does it?

You left me then, and I'll leave you now.

No, wait, Linda.

You know it wasn't my fault.

Come on, honey. Just give me one more chance.

Yeah, but Nancy--

I'd go out with someone who's dependable.

Another guy? If I'd get my hands on him, I'll break him in 3.

Hi, baby. Oh, Charlie.

Charlie.

[Three blind mice playing]

Hey, rusty, that Valerie dame's got to go.

You've to get rid of her some way.

I can't take it anymore.

More than you can expect of a self-respecting, sex maniac.

We've been here 2 nights, I haven't even been slapped once.

There's nothing we can do. Well, sure there is.

You just call frank and tell him his daughter shouldn't be here.

I can't do it. Why not?

I can't. Frank might not like it.

He'd appreciate it. He'd be crazy about it.

You chicken, I'll go phone him myself.

I said it's too risky.

Now, look, um,

I want you guys to have a good time,

I'll take over the chaperone job...Full-time, huh?

Why are you doing this?

Well, I got you guys into this mess,

so I should take some of the beating.

You go have fun, and I'll stick it out

with old what's-her-name, ok?

Wait a minute. You really mean that?

Sure.

You're going to lose out with Deena.

Yeah, I know. Don't remind me.

That's the price I'll have to pay.

Have fun.

Poor guy.

We're going to have fun-- a real ball.

And him? He's in for nothing

but a long week of solid misery.

Come on, doc. Get with it, will you?

Man, I don't feel like it.

All I can think of is poor rusty.

You know, for us, he's going through living torture.

[Giggles]

What's the matter with you two guys?

It's no good. We can't enjoy ourselves.

What goes through my mind is a picture of poor rusty

wandering around out there somewhere suffering.

[Rock music playing]

Hey, hey.

Now, that is what rusty passed up

just so we could have fun.

You know, somehow we got to make this up to him...

For all the misery he's going through.

♪ If you really love me ♪

♪ Darling, please be kind ♪

♪ I offer you truest love ♪

♪ That you will ever find ♪

♪ Take my heart ♪

♪ And please be fair ♪

♪ Handle it with loving care ♪

♪ For I'm just ♪

♪ A puppet on a string ♪

♪ You can do ♪

♪ Most anything with me ♪

♪ You can do ♪

♪ Most anything ♪

♪ With me ♪

I don't believe it.

Ever since you ditched rusty, he's been going downhill.

I'm sorry, I just don't believe it.

It's pitiful. Just pitiful.

He--he's eating his heart out for you.

All he does is mope around all day.

He hasn't shaved in days. We hid his razor.

We don't trust him. We'd to hide his belt.

His belt?

If he really feels that way about it,

why didn't he come here and tell me himself?

Well, he couldn't come out--his eyes.

His eyes?

All red. It's pitiful. He's been crying a lot.

So, please, look, if we can get him to just call you.

Be kind.

You mean so much to him.

I think he loves you.

Hey.

Your bag.

Oh, yes, my bag.

Will I see you tonight?

You'll probably see me tonight.

I'll order some food and we'll have supper in my room, ok?

That's a deal. Just give me a second.

One second.

Hey...your bag.

Yes. Thank you.

Greetings from the welcome wagon.

Look, but, uh-- surprised to see me?

Oh, well, the boys explained everything to me,

I wanted to call you before you did.

Oh, they did? I mean, you didn't?

I thought we'd celebrate our reunion with a private supper.

I--I can't 'cause see, I'm on a diet now.

Oh, on a diet?

But, uh, there must be something here

that you might like.

Another night? But it's ready now...

Everything might get cold.

I like leftovers. That's just fine with me.

I think it's better that way anyway, you know?

Ha...ha.

Come on. Oh!

No, not there.

What are you looking for?

Oh!

Say, you are a tiger, aren't you?

Wait here. Just give me a minute

to slip out of my suntan lotion.

Be right back.

[Yawns]

I, uh, I didn't realize I was so tired.

Maybe I should take a nap?

Oh, how did you get it here so fast?

It was, uh, it was delivered.

There's a draft.

Oh, rusty, it's delicious.

Oh, well, uh, if you've had enough--

I'm starving. Why don't we eat out on the terrace?

No, no, no, out front. It's warmer.

I mean, it's colder. It's, uh--

champagne? champagne?

I'll get it. All right.

What's keeping you? Oh!

Why were you going out there?

I--I had to put the cat out.

What happened to the chicken?

Oh, the chicken, it was tasty. Very, very tasty.

You ate all the chicken?

I had a small lunch.

Since you seem to be more interested in food than in me,

perhaps I should be running along.

Yeah, fine--no, no, no, you can't. No, no, no.

What I mean is, uh, you know,

the shock of seeing you here,

it was like having Christmas

8 months early.

Well, if you really feel that way about it,

why don't we go back out on the terrace?

Ok.

Oh, uh, get the champagne?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll get it.

Yeah, I'll get it.

Be right back, all right?

Coming?

Ha, ha. Yeah... In just a minute.

All right.

Here's to you.

Evaporation? I'll get another one.

Rusty?

Oh.

Rusty?

Val!

Call for you. Your father.

Oh!

See you in a few minutes.

There it is. Thank you.

Hello?

Hello, daddy.

How's everything going? Having a good time?

Good? It's glorious.

Oh, daddy, I am so happy I came down here.

I have met the most wonderful boy in the whole world.

I think even you would approve of him.

Yeah? Who is he? What's he do? What's his name?

Rusty Wells.

Who?

Rusty Wells.

Rusty Wells?

[Laughs]

And he's being nice to you?

[Laughs]

He's nice to you because that's what I sent him down there for.

[Laughs]

You did what?

Oh, daddy, you couldn't have.

You're--you're paying him to be with me?

What's wrong, val?

Are you all right?

Daddy, why--

look, daddy,

I just don't want to talk about it anymore.

Honey, listen.

Oh, please, daddy, not now.

Val, are you all right?

Well, as long as he's getting paid

to be my chaperone,

he's going to start earning his money.

Who are you calling?

Hello? hello, Romano.

Hi, this is val.

What are you doing tonight?

Oh, well, anything is fine with me

as long as it's wild.

[Cheers and whistles]

Let's go higher. Another all around. Oh!

Waiter! Waiter!

Val, please, I think are beginning to stare.

One more won't hurt. She's enjoying herself.

Yeah, besides, what do we care?

We have a chaperone. Let him worry about us.

What's the rumble?

They got a swinging deal at the kit-Kat club.

Va-va-va-voom!

♪ Hey, hey, what do you mean ♪

♪ I got just what you need ♪

♪ I got a lot of things ♪

♪ I want to get off my chest ♪

♪ Dah dah dah dah ♪

♪ Dah...Dah...♪

♪ Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah ♪

♪ I've got news for you ♪

Take it off, honey.

[Singing dah dah dahs]

♪ I've got news for you ♪

♪ 2, 3, 4 ♪

Whoo!

Hey, val, what do you think you're doing?

You, boy scout, you've been in my hair all week.

Why don't you get out of here?

[Screams]

Val!

What do you think you're doing?

Come on, let's get out of here.

Val, what are you doing?

My father's paying you to take care of me.

I think he ought to get more for his money.

[Police whistles]

Hey, the fuzz!

What happened?

Mice?

Rusty?

Hey, rusty.

Hold it. Hold it. We're friends.

Where's val? Is she all right?

She's all right, we won't be

as soon as big frank gets wind of this.

I'm not worried about big frank.

I got to find her and explain.

What do you got to explain?

Wait--wait a minute.

How come all of a sudden you're so worried about her?

No.

It can't be.

You mean, he and she...

The king is dead.

I mean you and her-- they...

I got to find her anyway.

I know where she is. She's in jail.

Now. settle down!

Settle down! I mean it! Look,

you'll be in here for the night, so get used to it.

Well, aren't you going to tuck us in?

[Women screaming]

Shut up!

Officer, I'd appreciate it if you'd release miss frank.

Just an innocent bystander. Saw the whole thing myself.

Habeas corpus. E pluribus unum.

Hold it.

Now, which one of you gentlemen is the parent or legal guardian?

Out! Out! Get out! Get out of here. Clear out.

I got to talk to her now.

Once she gets out of there, she's gonna let you near her.

I don't know how you're gonna do it.

How do you get inside a jail?

I mean, what's the easiest way?

Get arrested, right?

I don't think the lieutenant's gonna like it.

A night in the poky will do them good.

Ok, sarge, but you don't find this cookie making any arrests.

No, sir, not me.

Oh, uh, officer.

Someone let the air out of your tire.

Now, who would do a thing like that?

Well, I can't tell a lie. It was I.

I'll go along peacefully.

No need of that.

I guess boys will be boys.

I can't help it. I'm a compulsive vandal,

a delinquent. I should be put away.

I won't fight you. Just a minute.

There's no real harm done.

Stop worrying, kid.

I promise not to lock you up.

Oh, uh, one more thing, officer.

I put sand in your helmet.

Fort Lauderdale... a friendly city.

Fort Lauderdale is a friendly city.

[Motorcycle revs]

Fort Lauderdale is a friendly city.

Men on truck: Hey, hi, rusty.

Hey, rusty. How'd you get out?

What out? He's trying to get in.

You want to be in jail?

It's to see a girl.

Yeah, but he can't get in. It's impossible.

Interesting problem. Very interesting.

A jailbreak going the other way.

Weren't they digging up that street back there?

Yeah. So?

So we've got equipment.

[Morse code beeps]

Those girls giving you trouble? No, they're quiet.

Will you speak up? I can't hear you.

Everything's fine.

What's the racket?

Fixing the streets. They're what?

I said they're fixing the streets.

Fixing the streets?! At night?

I guess all thosekids

get in the way during the daytime.

Come on, you guys, move it along here!

You're doing all right, but I don't see any sweat!

Hey, rusty!

Hey! Where is everybody?

Where's my daughter?

Golly, sir, I promised that...Nothing.

Relax. That's not my father.

Val?

Val!

Oh, val!

Now, what's going on out here?

Good evening, sir.

I'm sorry. No vacancies. Perhaps next week.

Uh, here, take one of our brochures.

I'm looking for Valerie frank.

Oh, yes, miss frank. Oh, my gosh,

you're the detective? Everything has been straightened out.

I'm not a detective. I'm her father.

Her father! Oh, miss frank's a delightful girl.

A good bridge player, too. Lovely game. Do you play?

Where is she? I couldn't possibly say.

At the civic center, the concert...A lovely girl.

She isn't here, is that it?

Oh. I've just been informed she's in jail.

In jail. Jail?!

How do I know you're her father?

What do I look like, her mother? I want her out of there.

Get the key.

Sign the custody receipt.

Lemme tell you, if she was my daughter--

[pencil snaps]

The key.

Miss frank?

Valerie frank.

Valerie frank.

Come on.

He's there. Cave it in.

Isn't it romantic?

Rusty and val together again at last...

In jail.

Hey. Who-- who's that?

Hey!

Get back in there. Val!

Psst!

Oh.

Well, if it isn't the 3 mouseketeers.

Where's the fourth? My friend the spy in the sky...

Cashing his paychecks?

Rusty? He's not here. If you knew the trouble that--

you don't understand.

Oh, oh, I do understand.

I just hope that he understands that I never wanna see him.

Yeah, but he's--

val!

It's big frank!

If I get a hold of that rusty, I'm gonna break his neck.

[Whispering] hey, val.

Where are you?

It's getting late, George. You'd better go home.

Val?

Hey, val.

Darling.

I was looking for somebody else. I'm sorry.

So am I.

This necessarily has to be Valerie that you want?

Where is she?

She was sprung just a few minutes ago,

I don't think she'll be back. She's not here?

Uh, shh.

Hey, how'd you get in here?

The boys dug a tunnel.

The boys-- then there's more?

Shh. ooh. Boys. Fellas.

Men! Fellas!

Hey, fellas, come on up. Fellas!

Hey.

There are no fellas down there.

They caved in the tunnel. What am I gonna do? I'm stuck.

So it will be in the papers in the morning, huh?

That's good.

Yes, you can say the arrests were made by me personally.

That's sergeant Benson.

B-e-n-s-o--

[door opens]

Bye.

Just who's the lamebrain making arrests on the group plan?

Everyone's been calling:

The mayor, the chamber of commerce, the newspapers.

Sounds like one of your bright ideas.

Well, you see-- how many?

46. 46?

What are you, competing with sing sing?

No, sir. Next you'll be arresting women.

20. oh, no.

How many children? None.

How'd you miss out on that? You're slipping, Benson.

You see, sir-- release them.

What? now!

You get in there, too.

All right, all right.

All right!

I got good news for you. You're all free to

yeah, come on. Come on. Out.

Free to--

come on! Come on!

Girls, come here. Come here. I want to talk to you.

Will you stop pushing? Hold it, honey.

Just a minute.

Come on. I said you can get out now.

Just a minute. Yeah, mm-hmm.

What do you want me to do, throw you out?

One sec. We'll be right with you.

All right, let's get out of this place. Room service is lousy.

Come on, come on, move out.

Come on, move, move.

Step out. Good-bye.

Come on, girls. Let's go. Move on, move on.

That's the fastest I've ever seen anybody get out of a dress.

Professional training.

Come on!

You know something? Without makeup, these girls ain't much.

For my money, those college kids are for nothing.

[High voice] Officer, would you get my purse, please?

Pur--

where is it?

It's a little over to the right.

Huh?

Yeah, over there.

Thank you, officer.

All right, let's go. Beat it, girlie.

Rusty?

Yeah, rusty. Come on.

Val's not there. Yeah, we know.

Big frank got her out already.

Big frank? Is he here?

Sure is.

They must be at the motel. I'll see you all--

I'm afraid you're wasting your time.

My what?

Andy: well, you might as well know.

We talked to her when she came out of jail,

and, man, she lowered the boom on you.

Believe me, rusty. She meant it.

You're dead.

Well, I guess if, uh, it's over, it's over.

Yeah.

Let's go back to work.

Come on.

Maybe I shouldn't be sore.

Maybe we should go out and celebrate.

I don't travel 2,000 miles to get my daughter out of jail.

Big pleasure for a parent. Daddy, please.

Don't you think I feel bad enough?

To think I was getting to like that rusty kid.

I'm going to fix him but good. The whole thing's his fault.

It's his fault. He was only doing what you told him to do.

Why you sticking up for him? I'm not.

I hate him.

Daddy, why couldn't you trust me?

I wanted so much to be on my own.

Why did you feel you had to pay somebody

to take me out, to sing to me,

and to say all those things, to kiss me?

I didn't.

All I told him was to keep an eye on you.

Maybe be a little nice, but kisses, that nice I didn't.

You know, uh, it's just possible

that he could have been doing this on his own time.

Oh, I can't believe that.

As I remember kisses, if they're still the way they used to be,

it, uh, takes 2 parties to make them work right.

Maybe you don't hate him as much as you think.

Maybe he don't exactly hate you either.

Well, it really doesn't matter. I never want to see him again.

[Knock on door]

Rusty?

Val, you'll never guess what happened!

Oh, hello, Mr. frank. Mr. frank.

Hello.

I-is anything wrong, Mr. frank?

Hmm?

Well, yeah.

But it might be fixable.

♪ I gotta find my baby ♪

♪ I wonder where can she be? ♪

♪ If anybody's seen her ♪

♪ Send her back to me ♪

♪ She left me here ♪

♪ All alone ♪

♪ And I ain't had no lovin' ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Since my baby's been gone ♪

♪ My baby is gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

Whoa!

♪ Gotta find my baby ♪

♪ I gotta hold her tight ♪

♪ And tell her I love her ♪

♪ That everything's all right ♪

♪ So I keep searchin' ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ 'Cause I ain't had no lovin' ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Since my baby's been gone ♪

♪ My baby is gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

♪ Gotta find my baby ♪

♪ I gotta find my baby ♪

♪ Gotta find my baby ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey... ♪

[applause and cheering]

Thank you.

That's about it. The last song and the last night

of another Fort Lauderdale vacation.

I see that once again, we come down here by ones,

and we leave by 2s.

It has been sociable, don't you think?

So, until next year,

good-bye and good luck.

[Applause]

Hey, rusty!

Hey, how about wolf call? Come on!

Yeah! yeah!

Wolf call!

Wolf call!

[Music starts]

I've given up the mental types.

This is for me. Not much upstairs,

but what a staircase.

I'm paying you to watch her, ain't I?

Why don't you get to work?

[Music quickens]

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Girl happy, girl, girl happy ♪

♪ Every time I see a pretty face ♪

♪ Girl happy, girl, girl, happy ♪

♪ My heart just heads for outer space ♪

♪ Girl happy, girl, girl happy ♪

♪ I need a girl to make my life worth livin' ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Girl happy can't you see? ♪

♪ Girl happy, girl, girl happy ♪

♪ I've been like this ♪

♪ Since I was just a baby boy ♪

♪ First nurse ever rocked my cradle ♪

♪ Made me jump for joy ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ Well, I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy can't you see? ♪

♪ Girl happy, girl, girl happy ♪

♪ Girl happy ♪

♪ I said I'm girl happy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm girl happy ♪