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Hi, how are you mate?

Good to see you.

Long time no see.

It's been a long time.

How you doing?

Are they yours?

Can I have a photo with you?

Of course, I can.

Can I have a photo with you?

Can I have a photo with you?

Wake

up, kiss, kiss.

So I'll get you and your two best

friends over there.

Basically my friends.

Why not, get all of them there.

It's not as if you love the two

more than the other one, right?

Just want to get a bit of a

silhouette of you, just a suggestion of you

guys finishing off getting ready.

Actually, I might get you over here, mate.

Just about, actually just here, so a bit

of light hits on you.

Fixing up his tie there.

A little bit closer.

Okay, stand there guys.

Stand there for me.

Okay guys, look at each other, don't look

at me.

Give me a second.

And that way, that's it, and looking that

way.

Nice.

Nice, look, I'm pinked.

I want to stop right there.

I just want to get a bit of

a silhouette to match the other one.

I want to get you down the hallway

there, and I want you sort of standing,

and just put your right hand on his

shoulder, like that.

Yeah, right on the ground.

Both of you face that way.

This way?

Yeah.

Okay.

Go on the top of his head, and

bring him a little bit to the left,

that's it.

Bring him a bit to your left again.

Yeah, hold his hand.

Get him to look at you.

Just come over here, mate.

All right.

That's a nice light there.

So just come a little bit further back,

and then face me properly.

That's it.

And just put your hands in your pockets.

So just to remind you what I do,

I normally roughly sit you up, and get

my sort of exposure right, and when I'm

happy with what I'm doing, then I'll sort

of take a photograph.

If I like what you're doing naturally, I

won't say a word.

So never sort of say, hey, what do

I look, what do I do?

Yeah, absolutely.

Just go with the flow.

You might be looking sexy naturally, you know

what I mean?

Now what I want you to do, just

so you know too, if you just hang

your body forward like that, it actually just

makes your chest look bigger and this looks

smaller.

You know what I mean?

There you go.

Actually, just cover up that, and I'll include

a little bit of that there.

That's it.

That's it.

Good.

So hang your body forward, and then turn

your face this way.

That's good.

Perfect.

Okay.

Just sort of looking up there for me,

and just come a couple of small little

shuffles that way.

That's it.

That's it.

Perfect.

There you go.

That's good.

That's good, mate.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Very gently, just turn your face towards me.

That's it.

And just hang your body more forward.

That's it.

And tilt this way.

And turn your face this way more.

That's it.

And just your eyes at me, really cool.

Nice smile here.

That's good.

You're sexier than I remember you.

I don't know what to say.

That's it.

Just going to get some of the detail

on the suit.

That's it.

Hold it there.

Cool.

And looking out the window again there, mate.

Just look at the door, yeah.

That's it.

Go direct profile.

So turn your body a bit more.

That's it.

And hang your body a bit more forward

again.

That's it.

And turn your face left.

That's cool, mate.

Hold it there.

That's it.

Hey!

Hey!

What does Buzz Lightyear say?

Fly.

Fly?

Hello.

We've got him.

We've got him.

Oh, have you?

We've got you.

Hi, guys.

That's so cute.

Just want the parents to duel in for

a moment, and then we'll get a little

one as well.

All right, Mum.

I'll get you to turn nice and this

way.

Okay, can you hide the tissue in the

other hand?

It's a nice tissue, but we'll...

All right.

Actually, we'll do one with Mum, then both

Mum and Dad and Dad as well.

Give me a second.

All right, now I want you to lean

forward and close the gap together.

Okay, Mum, a bit closer towards me, just

with your feet as well.

That's it.

And now close the gap.

Okay, and tilt this way.

That's it.

So, Mum, just lean forward again and then

chin up.

If we lean forward and chin up, Mum,

we look sexy here if we do that.

All right, hold it there.

Actually, Mum, a bit closer towards me.

There you go.

So you're on the same sort of level.

Beautiful.

Okay, chin up, Mum.

Nice and happy.

Chin up.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Gorgeous.

Hold it, hold it.

Okay, look at Mum.

That's it.

Mum, look at Julian.

That's it.

Relax a little bit.

There we go.

We're loving each other, and our foreheads are

touching, and we're crying.

Thank you.

Squeeze in tight again.

Squeeze in tight.

Look into your Mum, and just Mum looking

at me only.

That's it.

And Mum is giggling.

Mum is loving me.

All right, hold it there.

Don't move, don't move.

Okay, Dad, over here.

Few steps this way.

No, I want to get Mum in the

middle.

There we go.

And then Dad just here.

And you're going to hold on tight so

she doesn't go anywhere.

Lean forward and lean together.

That's it.

Chins up, looking at me.

Beautiful, guys.

Looking at me, nice and happy.

One more like that again.

Look at each other, cracking up, mucking around.

I reckon what we'll do, let's get Mum

and Dad foreheads touching.

That's it.

And look into Mum.

And now I want you to look at

your parents there.

Okay.

And Mum, chin up a little bit and

turn your face more left that way.

That's it.

And Dad, I want you to give Mum

a huge kiss there.

Come on, let's do it.

There we go.

There we go.

And now this time Mum, pretend like you're

enjoying it.

Beautiful, fantastic.

Now don't move, don't move.

Can we have Orlando on the shot as

well?

I want you to hold him in your

left arm.

Yep.

And sort of cradle him so his face

is right near your cheek.

So Mum and Dad, I want you to

cuddle up really tight and look at the

boys.

Look at this one.

Keep going, keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going, keep going.

Whatever you're doing there.

He's obviously...

He's a wrestling fan.

So Orlando, come over this way a bit

more.

So the same position Mum and Dad.

Same position as we were before.

So Mum, this way, bring your shoulder right

in.

I want you to cuddle up really tight,

Mum.

Over here, darling.

That's great.

That's it.

Come a little bit more.

That's it.

Beautiful, guys.

And Mum, bring the tissue in the other

hand again.

You're loving that tissue, aren't you?

Come a little bit closer.

That's it.

Okay, guys in the ends, hands in the

pockets.

Preferably in your own.

Okay, lean forward and lean in together, guys.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Big smile, guys.

Hold it, hold it.

Okay, look at each other.

Crack it up!

Okay, keep looking at each other.

Talking shit.

There we go.

Let's show Orlando as well in this shot.

Dad.

You hit Julian.

You hit Julian as well.

If you've got kids, yeah, go for it.

I'll set you guys up again.

Turn on your left arm.

And then, yeah, and left hip.

That's it.

Good.

That's it.

And just you guys over here.

I see you like that.

Just bring it forward.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Just so I can see more.

Perfect.

Alright.

Beautiful, guys.

Big smile for me.

Oh, he just broke it.

Hi.

Go right up to him.

Just wave it.

Wave the...

I was like, yeah, they just...

Okay, all look at the groom and Orlando.

Have a bit of fun with them.

We'll just sit down first while he's here.

Hands in the pockets, boys.

Alright, guys.

Lean forward.

That's it.

Lean together.

Dad, just you a bit more closer to

me.

That's better.

Perfect.

Very good.

Hold it, guys.

Hold it.

Perfect.

Okay, look at each other, guys.

Muck it around a little bit.

Before Dad goes, can I have Dad and

your two brothers?

We'll get the four boys.

And I'm looking from this side.

Yeah.

There we go.

Just about here.

Come a little bit this way.

Perfect, guys.

Hands in the pockets again.

Alright, guys.

A little bit closer.

Okay, so lean forward towards me again and

then lean into each other.

That's it, boys.

Good.

Hold it for me.

Hold it.

Alright, laughing is scary if you're looking that

way.

One second.

He's in the mood now.

He's in the mood now.

Perfect.

Back.

Mouth is going down.

Mouth is going down.

I told you.

I told you.

Right over here.

I want to get you in the foreground.

And just a little bit more to the

back.

And then probably come right to the back

there.

Yeah, in the trouser pockets.

In the trouser pockets.

And try the two boys, boys in the

back.

Come a little bit this way.

That's it.

That's it.

Okay, cool.

Turn your body more this way, mate, if

you can.

That's it.

Perfect.

Now turn your body this way.

And now lean into the shot a bit

more.

That's good.

All right, good.

Hold it there for me.

Hold it.

Nice smile, boys.

It's really cool.

Really cool.

Nice smile.

Nice smile.

Cool, cool, cool.

Turn your face more this way.

That's better.

Hold it, boys.

Hold it.

All right, now look at me, boys.

Pick up the kids as well.

Luigi.

Bring him on the inside.

Bring him

on

the inside.

Keep going, keep going.

All the boys,

all the groomsmen.

All the groomsmen.

That's it.

All right, guys, hands in the pockets again.

Occasionally I'll get you to lean forward and

hang your body.

If you do that, this area looks smaller

and that area looks bigger, which is good

for guys.

And then if you do that too, you

bring your chin up, you get sexier.

All right, guys, lean into each other again

as well.

That's it.

Good.

Hold it, boys.

Hold it.

All right, guys, good.

Big smile.

All right, guys, talk to each other.

Muck around a little bit.

Have a bit of fun.

Go for it.

Hey, just keep casually talking shit again.

Guys, hold it there.

Hold it.

Just the groom here.

The rest of you stay there for a

second.

Some of you on this side, just a

little bit closer together.

And just straighten up your body a little

bit for me.

Straighten up.

Perfectly straight.

And just slightly overlap from the front.

That's it, like that.

Perfect.

And a little bit this way.

Just lean a bit more forward again, mate.

And just turn your face this way.

That's it.

All right, guys, good.

Hold it for me.

Hold it.

All right, give him shit about how cute

his ass is.

Go.

Look at Sally, Joey.

Look at Sally.

Hey.

Ollie, Ollie.

Take us off for a split second.

Just so we can show the suspenders, braces,

what do you call them?

If we can see him with his thumbs

like this.

Ollie, Ollie.

Can you do this?

I doubt it.

I doubt it, but we'll see.

Ollie, Ollie.

Look at that.

Hand in the pocket.

And then both of you just slightly lean

forward and then lean together.

And a bit of an angle.

That's it.

And bring your arm down, otherwise the jacket

falls a bit funny.

Just turn your body more towards me.

Just face Julian a bit more.

A bit more.

That's it.

And put this hand in the pocket.

That's it.

And then both of you lean forward, lean

together.

That's it.

Just tilt this way a bit.

Stop there.

Julian, just a bit closer, mate.

That's better.

That's it, guys.

Look at me, boys.

Beautiful.

Hold it.

Lean forward, mate.

Hand in the pocket there for me.

That's it.

And look at me, boys.

That's it.

Hold it, guys.

Hold it.

Pop down, mate.

That's it.

Get him to put his arm around you.

That's it.

Turn a bit more that way, buddy.

All right.

Look in this way, buddy.

All right, boys.

Come over here for me.

All right, guys.

Stay here for me.

Just a groom here?

Without the toy?

Okay.

Let's get the boys a bit closer as

well.

Just rest your shoulder if you're cool to,

just over there.

A bit more over here, mate.

Just about there.

And over here.

So just rest your shoulder slightly behind that

one there.

Hand in the pockets.

All right, guys.

So I want you looking where my hand

is.

So just keep on looking right down there

for me.

Don't look at the camera.

Just turn your feet a little bit this

way.

A bit more.

Keep it going.

Stop there.

And just bring this foot a bit closer

to the end this way.

That's it.

And now slowly lean forward.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, lean back a little.

That's it.

There you go.

Hand in the pockets here, mate.

And turn your body a bit more this

way.

And put your, sort of, your right foot

back.

Sort of up on the wall.

That's it.

That's good.

And turn your feet this way, mate, so

I don't see air between your legs.

And put your left foot forward.

That's it.

Good.

All right.

Hold there.

Hey, guys.

Keep on looking at that spot where I

told you.

So no smile, boys.

No smile.

That's it.

Hold there.

Actually, cross your arms, mate, over there.

That's it.

Good.

Hold there.

Hold it.

All right, guys.

So what I want you to do, when

I say so, you sort of walk this

way.

Just slow.

Okay?

But don't look at me or look at

each other.

Just walk straight ahead.

Look over my head.

Go for it

Again, walk really slow and interact.

Talk to each other.

Go for it.

Slow, slow.

Slow, slow, slow.

I just want to get you just sort

of in that spot.

So just come around here a second.

That's it.

And then just sort of rest on your

shoulder if you're happy to.

Just make sure it's not dirty there.

That's fine.

And hands in the pockets.

Nice and cool.

Hold there.

And you're just looking that way.

That's it.

And slightly turn your face towards me.

That's it.

That's perfect.

He knows now.

He knows.

Traditionally, with a vest, you'll normally undo this,

but it's a bit nicer.

Okay.

So, hands in the pockets.

Lean your body forward.

That's it.

Turn your face this way.

All right.

Okay.

So over here.

Turn your face this way.

Keep your eyes there.

And so flash about there.

Hold it nice and high and point that

to him.

Just bring your elbows down a bit, mate.

That's it.

Not too much.

Out a bit.

That's it.

Hold there.

That's it.

Hold there.