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Do you have a, do we have like

a scotchy looking drink with a bit of

ice in there just so we can take

a couple of shots with the, yeah, yeah,

this is just for me.

Do you mind guys if we can just

move this couch just a little bit more

this way, is that cool?

There we go, that's about it, perfect.

Okay, now what we'll do is we'll close

the blinds here because I just need a

dark background.

Okay, and we'll turn those lights off as

well, there we go.

Can I get you up for me, is

that okay?

Because I'm going to get the groom just

there.

You look a bit sexy but I want

the groom to look sexy there, you know

what I mean?

Alright man, why don't you do, just take

a seat here, just cross your right over

your left and just sort of lounge a

little bit, come a little bit more, come

a bit more in this way, a bit

more so there's a bit more of a

gap there, perfect.

Alright, so cross that one over that one.

Actually, I'm going to get you to hold

the glass with that hand, that's it, and

then that hand just sort of, so like

the engagement session what we'll do, I'll just

get you to hang your body a bit

because otherwise you look a bit too straight,

looks a bit too whatever, if you just

think of it like you're blowing up a

balloon, you just get a little bit of

air out and just relax.

With this one, I'm going to shoot it

a little bit higher so it's not so

like into you this way and like the

e-session, if I look at you, if

I do this or this, just follow along

with me, yeah?

Alright, so just hang your face and body

a little bit more forward.

In fact, what we'll do, last minute, rest

on your knees with your forearms.

Yeah, that's better, that's cooler.

Alright, very good, very good.

No, no, because we've just met, I've got

to be nice, I'll be a smart-ass

in about two hours.

So just bring this leg a little bit

more towards me, so the foot there, that's

it, and then just hang a bit more,

that's cool, so just hang a bit more,

that's better, turn this way, that's good, don't

move.

Yeah, it's cool, and just the forearms a

little bit more up, that's it.

Cool, man, give me your phone, tilt this

way, that's it, turn, that's it, chin up

a little bit, that's it, we're just cool,

no smile, looking at the camera, really cool

here, man.

Turn this way again, that's good, hold it

there, man.

So what's your name again?

Bobby, Bobby what?

Bobbylicious, okay.

Alright, Bobbylicious, I want you to make him

laugh for me, go.

Alright, hold it for me, turn your face

a bit to the right there for me,

that's it.

That's perfect, man, very nice.

Face me more that way again, that's it.

When I do that, just so you know,

if the light cuts across you, causes a

shadow on this side, makes you more chiseled

and stuff like that, so everything's for a

reason.

You know, with

friends like this, it is enemies.

Lean a bit more forward, that's it, turn

your face this way, that's it, leave it

there.

That's good, man, hold it there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna be here

all week.

You actually look, you look more relaxed when

you smile, so if I try to make

you laugh with the guys, just go with

it, like let go.

And if I, if you want to be

passive, just be cool as well.

Pretty much whatever I am, never say where

do I look, what do I do, because

I'll always ask you if I want something.

That's really cool, man, very nice.

Very, very cool.

Now, let me just get some close-ups

here.

Actually, can you just stand up for me

now?

Yeah, that's it, and just sort of hold

the glass just here.

I want a good excuse to show off

the detail there.

That's it, hold it there.

Okay, this time, put it down for me,

and just cross your arms like that.

That's perfect, excuse to show the tie and

the...

Oh, Tiffany, what are they?

Oh, mushrooms.

Mushrooms.

Cool, man, nice, I like them.

And just tilt this way, that's it.

I used to be a hand model.

Like George Costanza.

Cool, man.

Okay, before you get dressed properly with the

tie, let's come in this way.

Okay, just you, mate, just the groom, hold

on.

Can we take that picture down, is that

possible?

I just want it up to here, so

you won't see the middle of it.

And even if I did, I could get

rid of it afterwards, so that's fine.

It's a beautiful picture, actually, gorgeous.

Yeah, it's beautiful.

Alright, man, just come on this way.

Yeah, that's cool, man, just over here.

What we'll do, we'll do a similar shot,

but I want to go a bit more

full-length here, so just like that for

me again.

That's perfect, and that's it.

Cool.

You've got the cat stuff there, but we'll

get rid of it afterwards, as in you'll,

you've got the thing, haven't you?

What, the cat food?

Yeah, you've got the cat food.

You want me to do it now?

Oh, no, no, I won't see it now,

but just when we do.

And what I'll do, just pull it.

No, that's fine.

I told you he's close when he started

running.

Good, man, just slightly turn your face a

little bit that way now.

That's it, and hang your body forward, lean

forward towards me a bit more.

That's it, turn this way.

That's it, perfect, man.

Oh, my gosh.

He's so funny, he's trying to catch the

little hook in your hair.

Hold on, hold on.

You know, I didn't think I'd be photographing

pussy this morning.

Hi, baby.

I'm going to get you to do your

jacket up.

So, yeah, can I have all the guys

with the bow ties, all the groomsmen, put

your jackets up there, just do one button,

and just, I want you to come over

here, just about there.

In this first shot, it's more just your

bodies being seen, rather than your faces, if

that makes any sense, so.

Oh, Michael Jackson, that shot with Janet Jackson.

What's your name?

Rob.

Yes, guys, because Rob's going to leave, we've

got to not waste time and listen to

every word I say, and then we can

shitster afterwards.

All right.

Okay, I'll just leave.

Because he has to leave in five minutes,

so we've got to get some maximiser shots.

Okay, over here, mate.

Come on, Bobby.

Bobby and Robby style.

All right, guys, what I want you to

do, just come and put your shoulder a

bit more behind there.

Fantastic.

Sort of hands in the pockets, boys.

They're killer bow ties.

They're awesome, actually.

Very cool.

Yeah, man, that's killer.

That's killer.

Yeah, man, I love it.

I'm a big guy.

I'll do the Pepsi challenge.

I'll take the label off.

I don't see whether you can tell the

difference.

I can.

You can.

You can easily tell the difference.

All right, take a seat here, man.

Over there, man.

That's perfect.

So, hands in the pockets for me, in

the trouser pockets.

Yeah.

Yeah, and just nice and cool, nice and

casual.

And that hand in the pocket as well.

That's cool.

Do me a favour.

Bring your backside more in, and then lean

off the – that's it, but lean a

bit more up.

That gets you to hang a little bit

more.

And then just bring your hands sort of

like this.

That's good.

I just want this – because you've got

that sort of vintage sort of cool look,

I just want a nice classic shot of

you.

All right, guys, keep perfectly still.

Don't move.

Okay.

Just come a little bit more this way.

That's it.

All right, guys.

That's it.

Just tilt this way a little bit.

Turn your face this way.

Hang your body a bit more.

That's it.

Turn a bit more this way.

Turn your face that way.

That's it.

Eyes back at me.

All right, guys.

Hold there for me.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Because I'm just getting your jawlines in the

shot, I need you guys to be on

the same level.

Can you just sort of squat down a

little bit and bring your shoulders together so

I hide the kitchen?

That's it.

Bubblicious.

That's it.

Bring your lips together.

So strong jawline, no smile, just really cool.

Middle.

Squat down.

Guys, stand tall at the end.

You'll understand when you see it.

Just be cool there for a second.

That's it.

Hold it there.

No, too much there, boys, in the middle.

Come up a bit.

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,

up, up, up.

People are going up.

Guys, let's hop downstairs because there's more room.

And, guys, what we'll do, everybody, so we

can take some shots with all of you,

everybody downstairs, and make sure you get the

keys to get up there.

And let's go back.

And then you can go straight.

Okay?

Okay, best man?

Okay, just over here, mate.

That's it.

And I'll get you on this side, so.

And turn this way.

So, always, always do that.

So, hands in the pockets, boys, preferably in

your own.

It's not me.

A little more this way.

So, guys, a bit of an angle, a

bit of an angle.

Hands in the pockets.

Hands in the pockets.

A bit more back there, mate.

Now, guys, what I'll do today, every so

often I'm going to get you to hang

your body.

If you do that and chins up, we

look slimmer in this area, okay?

Do you want me to just leave this

button open because no one will notice in

the photograph?

Your eye goes there because you'll actually look

heavier there if you don't have it there

because there's too much white and your eye

goes there.

Yeah, yeah.

In fact, because this opens a little bit

because your chest, you do have a strong

chest, so I'll get you guys to swap

sides.

But I don't want you, you're going to

make the grin look short.

I can move down.

So, I might get you there at least

to sort of balance it out.

And you guys to swap.

All right.

That's cool, guys.

Good.

Hands in the pockets.

Hands in the pockets.

Hands in the pockets.

Perfect.

Okay.

Everyone lean slightly towards me and then lean

into each other.

That's it.

Lean this way.

Lean this way.

Good.

Big smile, boys.

Look at me.

Nice and happy.

Hold it.

Okay.

Look at each other.

Crack it up.

Bucket around.

Talk and shoot.

Look at each other, boys.

So, more mucking around.

So, I don't want to cross the brand

of mucking around to sort of like a

hint of cheese.

You know what I mean?

I want it a bit more relaxed.

That's it.

All right.

That's better.

That's what I wanted.

Fantastic.

You two together and that's it.

You can go after the shot.

Just the two of you.

Now, we'll turn around this time and we'll

come on this side.

That's it.

Now, just lean forward towards me.

Stop there.

That's it.

And now, come closer together and turn this

way.

All right.

Look at me, boys.

Okay.

Nice and happy there, boys.

Look at me.

Big smile for me.

Okay.

Let's do a shot with each of the

guys with the groom.

So, stay with your other mate.

That's it.

Perfect.

Nice and close together.

Turn a bit this way.

That's it.

Look at me, boys.

Good.

Big smile for me.

Nice and happy there.

Hold it.

That's good.

Perfect.

Next.

Okay.

Look at me, boys, again.

Nice and happy.

Lean a touch forward.

Lean together.

That's it.

Big smile for me.

Hold it.

Good, guys.

Good.

Look in this way.

That's it.

Hold it there.

All right.

One Z-line to one normal.

That's it.

Let history remember you as a nice, happy,

smiley guy.

We have your two brothers.

Who are they?

Yep.

So, we'll do the three of you and

then we'll do the three of you.

So, this time, I'm going to get you

on this side just for the sake of

the shirt.

Do that button up.

Come over here, mate.

And turn this way.

All right, guys.

Nice and close.

Good.

Hands in the pockets.

Good.

And everyone, just lean a bit more forward

towards me.

Lean together.

So, lean your faces together.

That way.

That's it.

Come back a bit forward, Bobby.

With your feet.

Come back a bit with your feet.

Now lean into him.

That's it, boys.

Look at me.

Big smile for me.

Nice and happy.

That's it.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Okay.

Look at these boys.

Boys, make them laugh.

One second.

Keep on going.

Keep on going.

That's it.

Keep looking at these boys.

Perfect.

Okay.

Now, one with…

Actually, stay where you are.

Just with your stepdad as well with the

three boys.

Okay.

Stay over here and I'm going to get

you over there, mate, if you can.

And I'll do your jacket up as well.

So, just the jacket up.

And over here again.

Stand a bit more closer to me.

That's it.

Basically, when it's two buttons, it's always and

never.

Just come back a bit more for me,

mate, if you can.

Just a bit more behind with your feet.

That's it.

And now lean into each other.

That's it.

Pretend like we're a happy family.

There we go.

All right, guys.

Look at these guys again.

Cracking up a little bit.

There we go.

Fantastic.

Now, just while you guys are there, looking

really good, looking at me.

Hold it there, two boys there.

That's good.

Look at me, guys.

Hold it.

Fantastic.

Now, the two of you can relax.

Just you and your other brother.

So, thank you so much.

Just the two of you.

Okay.

So, hand down.

Otherwise, the jacket falls a bit funny.

Lean forward towards me, boys.

Big smile for me.

Nice and happy.

Hold it.

Hold it.

We're looking good.

Now, how about we do one with everyone

that's here.

Nephews, yeah.

Let's get the nephews independent of anyone else.

Is this yours?

This is yours?

Okay, perfect.

We'll do them all together, yeah.

Do you want to come in, boy?

Sure.

How many more photos than you are?

Yeah.

I might get you on that side with

your dad.

And come over here, mate.

So, you've got the two brothers and the

sons next to them.

A bit of an angle.

That's it.

Over here.

Just over here, mate.

And then with your respective fathers on either

side.

So, a bit of an angle there.

If you can, just lean into each other

a little bit more.

That's it.

That's better.

Perfect.

Very good.

Very nice.

Hold it there, guys.

Look at me.

Big smile.

Hold it.

What I'll do very quickly, just the three

of you stay where you are, looking at

me.

Nice and happy.

Nice and happy, guys.

Good.

Now, turn your body around towards these guys.

Just so we can maximise time.

Look at me, boys.

Lean a bit more into each other.

Fantastic, guys.

And lean more towards your dad there.

Perfect.

Look at me.

Fantastic.

These two guys as well.

So, just turn a bit more this way.

Can you do that up for me?

Turn this way.

Otherwise, it's a bit more...

You have no idea.

Alright, guys.

Hands in the pockets.

Perfect.

Okay.

Lean forward, guys.

And lean into him a little bit more.

Okay.

Look at me, boys.

That's good.

Big smile for me, guys.

Hold it.

Fantastic, guys.

Okay.

Just you on your own there for a

second.

Turn a bit more towards me.

Okay.

Just hang your body a bit more.

That's it.

Turn a bit this way.

And just always relax the shoulders.

That'll help that stiffness sort of go away.

You know what I mean?

That's perfect.

Okay.

That's Hermes.

That's Hermes.

Lean forward towards me.

That's it.

Perfect.

That's good, man.

Hold it there.

That's good.

Perfect.

Nice and heavy there.

That's gorgeous.

Hold it.

Looking at Melissa over there.

Okay.

So, eyes at me there, man.

That's it.

Hold it again.

One more.

Turn your face looking at the boys.

That's it.

So, hand down a bit.

Hand about it.

And keep looking at the boys.

Keep looking.

Keep laughing.

Keep loving.

So, I'm going to get you over here,

mate.

So, do me a favour.

Turn your body more this way.

And you're sort of hanging, resting on here

like this.

Turn your face this way a little bit.

A little bit.

That's it.

Perfect.

Okay.

I'll get you over here, mate.

So, turn your body this way.

So, rest your backside right in there.

So, rest it right.

And then just hang- hands in the

pockets and just hang your body down a

little bit.

That's it.

So, come right in.

So, right in.

There you go.

Hang your face this way.

Perfect.

Okay.

Come over here, mate.

Turn a little bit this way.

That's it.

Now, for the sake of the shirt, I'm

going to get you sort of more this

way.

Just way past that way.

And turn this way.

That's it.

Guys, all looking at me.

Yeah, that's really cool.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Alright, guys.

Look at me.

Really cool.

It's good.

Don't move.

Hold there.

Hold it.

Now, I know this isn't going to sound

funny.

On the count of three, I need you

to crack up laughing for no reason, but

really loud.

Because the sound helps expression.

One.

Keep looking that way.

I want you looking that way.

At the kick, left side.

Ready?

One, two, three.

Go for it.

Look at each other.

Look at each other.

Look at each other.

Look at each other as you're doing it.

Now, guys, don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

I'm just changing my lens and angle here.

So, this time, just there.

Some there.

And just come, bring your body in a

bit more, so that your hand's just covering

his jacket a bit more.

That's it.

It'll be close up, so you won't see

the hand.

Turn this way.

So, I'll just mirror.

Turn this way.

Oh, actually, that way.

Just come a little bit closer to me.

A little bit further away.

That's it.

Alright, guys.

Why don't you do?

Just keep on looking at that sign there.

Come a little bit more this way.

I just want to see a bit more

of you.

Yeah, because you're pushing him.

I'm going to exaggerate the actual depth of

this shot.

So, same thing.

A bit more this.

That's it.

Come a little bit more this way.

And lean.

Actually, I might give you guys a swap.

We've done that before.

I need you to do the same thing

when you're laughing again, but looking out that

way.

You keep looking at me as you're laughing.

I need you to keep your face still.

You know when you're laughing, you move around.

Try to keep your eyes in that same

plane.

You know, just move your mouth a bit

in front of it.

That feels funny.

And you guys, you can move around a

little bit, but just keep on looking that

way.

Keep on looking that way, okay?

Give me a second.

Give me a second.

I know it feels funny.

It looks great.

Now, look.

That looks great.

How come I'm out of focus?

That doesn't look good.

Ali, just over here, man.

So, just hop over there.

See that little pathway, that little rock pathway?

You've got an awesome natural smile.

Just keep on going with that, man.

That's when you look and feel the most

comfortable.

Certainly, we'll do some cool shots, but just

that smile freaking comes out.

You look, you're already handsome, you go to

the next level.

Alright, so turn around a little bit.

Now, what I'm going to get you to

do is go a bit more deeper.

Okay, a bit more deeper, deeper, deeper.

Keep on going, keep on going.

Now, I'm going to get you to squat

down.

Just sort of squat down with this knee

up, that knee down.

There, perfect.

And you won't see the fact that you're

squatting, but that's just the perspective, really.

Face that way.

Yeah, that's perfect, man.

Hold it there.

Hold it, hold it.

Keep looking that way.

Hey, Bobby?

I'm over here, mate.

I need the entertainment value.

Bobby, just over here, man.

Over here.

Okay, squat down again.

You shouldn't trust your wife.

Squat down, keep on.

I'm like, I'm irresistible.

It's not her fault.

Is it?

I was born this way.

Can you get a special?

You'd love it.

Should have a little bit.

Okay, now show them your nipple now.

Go.

I'm lactating.

Perfect.

Really cool stuff, man.

Some really cool stuff there, man.

See the lens, how it just makes everything

all painterly?

Yeah.

See what I'm saying on the shadow side

of the face?

It just makes you look sharper.

Yeah.

Oh, just come over here a second.

I want to see the light on you

there.

It's up there in that sun.

And I'll crop it out.

You won't even see that.

Okay, that's really cool, actually.

Guys, can we close the door for a

second?

Do me a favour.

I'm actually not going to photograph your eyes.

I'm just going to photograph just over there,

which means that I need you to lean

back.

And that's going to feel awkward, but it's

going to look really good.

And what I want you to do here,

just with your right hand, just touch your

bow tie there.

That's it.

Just like that.

I was thinking I want to do the

shot maybe inside, but I want to see

if it works like this.

I've got a hand in the pocket there,

mate, if you can.

Come a little bit this way so it's

a bit more light.

That's good.

Now turn this way and chin up.

A bit more.

It's up there.

Close your eyes.

Just close your eyes, man.

Give me a second, man.

Hold it there.

Chin up a little bit.

That's good.

So, if you can, I know the bed's

there.

In fact, just put one knee up like

that so I can't see it.

That's it.

And there.

And then hands.

That's it.

Perfect.

And there's enough elbow there out so I

can see it.

That's it.

Perfect.

If you can now, just twist towards that

way.

That's it.

Face a bit left there, mate.

Lean forward.

Chin up a little bit.

Face left.

Don't move.

Just stay there.

Just here without anything.

Just lean forward a bit.

And face this way and face that way.

That's it.

Don't move.

Don't move, man.

Now, without moving anything here, I just want

you to pretend like you're doing a big

cufflink.

Just be on there so I can just

see it there.

That's it.

Perfect.

Don't move.

So I can just see the handkerchief there

and everything in the way.

And don't move.

Face left there, mate.

That's it.

Now just a bit more classic so I

can actually see your face there.

That was more detailed.

So come as far back as that thing

allows you.

A bit more towards the little bedside.

A bit more this way.

That's it.

Hands in the pockets.

And just hang your body down a bit

more.

That's better.

Yeah, perfect.

Turn a little bit.

Perfect, man.

Eyes there.

That's it.

Last minute, relax.

Hang your body more forward.

That's it.

Perfect.

Just a classic one.

Eyes at me.

So no smile, but just a bit of

warmth in your eyes there.

So what I find works for me, smile

a bit like you.

And then bang.

You know what I mean?

It's that little last minute little thing.

That's better.

That's perfect.

Good.

And now loving me.

Turn your face a touch to the left

as you love me more.

That's it.

I love that background.

Isn't that cool?

That's a really great shot.

It's just got a classic sort of feel.

Hey guys, if we can, I'm going to

do the portrait here.

Just get ready to move a few things

if I need you to.

I might get you over here, mate.

Just right over here.

Perfect.

Yep, just there.

Front and centre.

Thank you.

Like your grandfather?

Or the godfather.

Perfect.

Alright, over here.

Sharp suit, mate.

Well done.

Very cool.

That is cool.

I want you to sort of half rest

on that little, the arm.

Yep, that's cool.

Just sort of rest over here and just

turn a little bit more.

So now, let's turn a little bit this

way.

That's it.

Can I just get you to half sit

on there?

That's it.

I'm going to get you over here so

I can sort of hide that.

Actually, turn this way and that'll be okay.

And then you're right in there, mate.

So this time I just want you just

resting here.

Okay, let's have a look at you boys.

That's nice.

That's good.

Perfect, actually.

Composition's perfect.

Alright.

At this time, actually, lean this way.

I'm going to get you to lean more

this way.

So come a couple of steps this way.

That's it.

And then just sort of resting like that.

That's it.

And lean into.

That's it.

If possible.

I know it's a bit difficult in that

way there.

Actually, Ali, just to make it not, you're

sort of too perfectly even.

Yeah, put one in the pocket.

I reckon that's better, yeah.

And slightly turn your body that way.

Hang your body forward.

Alright, perfect.

That's it.

Perfect.

Lean more this way, mate, if you can.

That's it.

Perfect, perfect.

Okay, good.

Everyone, happy there at first.

Actually, we'll do the happy one first.

Okay, nice and happy, boys.

That's it.

Perfect.

Actually, now, just really cool.

Just really cool and passive.

No smile.

Looking in the camera.

That's it.

Good.

Ali, hang your face down a bit more.

Turn.

And turn this way.

And eyes are back at me.

That's good.

Don't move.

And then what we're doing is we are

laughing at each other because we're so funny.

That's it.

And the brothers just lean this way.

That's it.

Good.

And the nephew lean back a bit more.

The other brother lean forward.

Okay, that's good.

Alright, guys, look at me in the reflection.

That's it.

One more.

Which means laugh and smile.