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Nice one.

Nice to meet you.

Everyone happy?

Yes.

Nice coming?

No, no, no.

You want another one?

Yeah, I'll get another one.

Flat white?

No, black.

Black?

Yeah, man.

No, blue.

Oh, no.

You keep on asking, we'll say yes.

Now this warms my heart.

Very cool.

These are nice, man.

Very nice.

Yeah.

Came with it.

Yeah, all the way up would be great.

Perfect.

Let me look at some light on you

here.

I just want to see the light.

Let's see what it's doing here.

And swap with me.

Stand here.

Turn your face that way.

All right, very good.

Come on this side a little bit too,

mate.

I just want to see what the light

looks like over here.

Just get that right out here so we

can...

That'll give us some light there.

There's something that you need to open.

Sit right next to the light there, mate.

So just make yourself comfortable there.

Undo the bottom part of your vest.

That would be good.

And then sort of just lean forward a

little bit as you're doing it.

And then don't really pay attention to us.

Just do your thing.

All right, what do I want you to

do, mate?

Leave it undone.

So sit right on the edge for me

like this.

And just bring one foot out, one foot

in.

And just hang your body like that for

me.

Just right back there for me.

Yeah, that's good.

That's it.

And sort of just hang really cool.

That's it.

Good.

And turn your face that way.

Okay.

Now just so you know the way I

work, normally what I'll do is I'll roughly

sit you up like this.

And then I'll get my camera settings right.

And if I like what you're doing naturally,

I'll never say a word to you.

So never say, where do I look?

What do I do?

Because I might like what you've been doing.

You could have just looked incredibly, devastatingly handsome

like this.

And I can't quite recreate it.

Does that make any sense?

Yeah.

All right.

So go with the flow.

And often, if you know I'm trying to

make you laugh, go with it.

Like, don't be a poker face.

Just roll with it.

You know what I mean?

All right, man.

Actually, just turn your face towards me.

That's good.

Don't move like that.

That's good.

Let me just take this off.

Yeah, it's really cool, man.

Hold it there.

So like I said, man, I'll always tell

you what to do.

No problem.

All right.

Let's have a look.

All right.

Give me a second.

Good, man.

All right.

Whiskey and cigars?

That's good, man.

Loving wherever you're looking at.

Finding the curtain incredibly sort of funny.

Yeah.

Let's pretend like you're doing this button for

me.

Do that?

Yeah.

Just pretend like you're doing it there.

That's good.

Don't move.

Hold it there.

Now, what I'd like you to do is

just do this for me.

So like you're just like that and adjust

your cuffs, the back, the cuff link.

Like that?

Yes.

Do the other one.

All right.

That's it.

So the back of it, like you just

put it on, but then hold the back

of it there.

Yeah, that's better.

That's it.

Good.

Good, man.

That's good.

Chin up a bit more.

Good.

Chin.

That's it.

And then hang your body forward.

Good.

And chin up a little bit.

Just seeing a hint of your jaw there.

Good, man.

Hold it there.

I love the way it pinches in, in

the waist, and then you see that little

hint in the bottom.

Yeah.

So I think that's really cool.

Yeah, that's awesome.

Killer.

All right.

Come a bit closer for me.

So again, we're just taking some detail here,

so you can sort of relax there.

Just put your hands down there.

Just nice and relaxed.

Yeah.

That's good.

Good.

Now do me a favour.

Put your right foot back and your left

foot forward.

That's it.

And just bring it more over this way.

That's it.

Better.

And then just bend that knee.

So all the waist and your back leg,

basically.

That's it.

Perfect.

So no smile on that.

Just getting your hint of the jawline as

well.

And chin down a bit more.

That's better.

Just about there.

And then.

Now I want you to pretend like you're

doing the jacket up for me.

That's it.

And now turn your body this way.

Just so you know, often what I'll get

you to do is hang your body forward

and then turn your face.

It actually makes people look a bit sharper

in this area.

Yeah.

You've got a great jawline already, but we're

going to accentuate it more so.

So come a couple of steps this way.

And then hang your body this way forward.

That's it.

Good, man.

That's it.

Perfect.

Turn your face this way.

Good.

Don't move.

Again, just getting a hint of the jaw

there.

See the tail.

That'll be fun actually.

Turn right around this way.

And then just bring your hands together.

Do that again.

Just hold the button.

And this time I'm going to get your

face.

But this time just turn, turn, turn with

your feet.

That's it.

Now hang your body this way.

Yep.

That's it.

And now look at me.

Tilt.

So if I do this, just follow me.

That's it.

Perfect.

That's it.

Lean forward.

That's it.

More, more, more, more.

Perfect.

And tilt.

And chin right up.

That's good.

Don't move.

All right.

Turn your face a bit more towards me.

It's a bit left.

A bit more.

That's good, man.

Hold it there.

Good.

Give me a second.

So am I looking at you or looking?

I'll always tell you.

I've got you.

All right.

Love me a bit more, man.

That's good.

Perfect.

Hold it there.

That's good.

Actually, just do this.

One second.

Just like that for me.

Yeah, that's good.

Good, good, good.

And just like that.

Perfect.

All right.

Hang your body forward again.

This time, turn your body this way, and

now turn your face and your hand this

way.

So look at me.

Just like that.

That's it.

Good.

And it's just like that.

That's perfect.

Perfect.

All right, man.

Come a bit closer.

And a bit more this way.

That's it.

Good, man.

Good.

Hold it there.

And eyes just here where my hand is.

Chin up a bit more.

Good.

Hold it there.

That's good, man.

Hold it there again.

Hint of a squint again.

That's better.

Put that, keep that hand there.

This hand, just bring it up and hold

the jacket like that.

So...

Yeah, I just want that nice formal look.

That's good.

So just turn your face this way a

touch.

Oh, too much.

Come back.

A bit more.

Move your face.

A bit more again.

And now a couple steps this way.

Stop there.

Oh, too much.

Come back.

A bit more.

A bit more.

Perfect.

All right, man.

Cool.

Perfect.

That's good, man.

Hold it.

All right.

That's it.

Looking out over here for me now.

Just about here.

That's it.

Hint of a squint again, mate.

That's good.

Loving where you're looking.

Laughing where you're looking.

There you go.

Laughing.

So hang this body.

Hang that shoulder down.

Again, just put your feet out to make

yourself more comfortable.

And now just turn your face extreme that

way.

No, that's too dark.

Come on this way.

That's better.

All right.

Let's hang your body a bit more this

way.

That's it.

And now turn your face that way.

Good.

Now your eyeballs here.

Just there.

Perfect.

Hold there, man.

There.

That's cool, man.

Okay.

Hint of a squint, man.

That adds that sort of cool factor to

the shot there.

And eyes a bit higher.

So same.

That's a bit higher.

Perfect.

That's it.

Good, man.

Hold it there.

Okay.

In fact, I'm going to do a book

for myself here.

Just a view.

I'm going to give this gift to myself.

That's what I'm trying to say.

Just cropping a bit differently here.

Bring your left shoulder back and your left

arm back so I can't see it.

That's it.

Just there.

Good, man.

Hold it.

Perfect.

And now looking at me, man.

Tilt your head this way.

That's good.

Chin up.

That's it.

That's cool, man.

Hold it there again.

Love me just a little bit.

A little bit.

There we go.

That's it.

Hold it there.

We're going to get you to the bathroom

right now.

Now you won't see any of this crap,

right?

So don't worry about it.

Over here.

So what I need you to do, I

need your face in this little pocket.

So do me a favour.

I just need you to, again, watch these.

But basically bring your backside on the wall

and then just wedge yourself over here.

That's good.

Now just come a couple of steps this

way.

Perfect.

A bit more.

Actually, keep on going so you're sort of

covering both.

That's it.

Just there.

A little bit this way.

Perfect.

Nice.

So hands in the pockets.

So just wherever they fall because I'm going

to shoot you close up here.

That's it.

Now turn your face this way.

A bit more.

Alright.

Alright mate, just hang your face forward this

way.

Actually, and chin down.

Chin down and eyes down.

That's it.

Eyes down more.

That's good.

Done it.

I'm finding something incredibly funny down there.

That's it.

Good, man.

Hold it.

Perfect.

A bit more that way.

That's it.

And then lean a touch forward.

That's good.

And eyes, without moving your head, just your

eyes lower.

That's good.

Give me a sec, man.

I'll help you.

Alright, man.

Turn your face more this way.

Turn.

A little bit too much.

Just sort of strut onto me now.

That's good.

Chin down.

That's good.

Hint at the screen again.

That's good, man.

Hold it.

Alright, give me a warm still.

I don't know what the hell that means.

And turn up looking that way, mate.

That's good.

That's perfect.

Just about here.

That's good.

Loving wherever you're looking.

Just tilt your head this way.

That's it.

You can do a squint looking at me

again.

That's good.

Don't move.

I might go outside, boys.

Alright, let's get you guys over here.

Shoulder to shoulder just here.

Yep.

That's it.

And then hands on the side.

So basically put your arms around each other

a bit low.

Yep.

So that's it.

Perfect.

I don't want a copy of that.

You won't see any.

Perfect, man.

Alright.

Alright, guys.

Big smile for me, guys.

Nice and happy for me.

Perfect.

Stay where you are.

Okay.

Relax.

Next.

That's it.

Turn a bit of an angle there, mate.

Bit of an angle.

And then come closer to him.

That's it.

A bit closer.

So basically hide your arms behind each other's

backs there.

That's good.

Alright, guys.

Lean forward and then lean into each other

a bit more.

Lean in.

That's it.

That's good.

Alright, next.

Can you see the smart ass of the

group?

Yeah.

Alright.

Alright, guys.

Good.

Big smiles.

Nice and happy there for me.

Hold it.

That's good.

Don't move.

One more.

Alright, next.

A bit closer.

That's it.

Turn your body this way.

And bring your arms around each other's waist.

On the lower part of your waist.

And just connect your bodies there.

That's good.

And then turn your faces into each other.

That's good.

So guys, let's do a shot with all

of you.

So same position, but we're going to get

all the boys in for a shot now.

So I'll get you over there, mate.

Over here.

Turn your feet.

Turn your feet.

That's it.

That's it.

Bit of an angle, boys.

Okay.

Hands in the pockets.

Sort of over your jacket there.

Like that?

Yeah.

And then I'll just...

So right in.

Right in if you can.

Right in.

Yeah, yeah.

Alright guys, a bit closer.

Pretend you're Greek.

I'm Greek, I can say that.

It's all good.

But I'm not that Greek, so don't worry

about it.

Alright, boys.

Perfect.

Okay, just lean a bit this way, mate.

That's better.

Perfect.

Don't move, guys.

Hold it there a second.

Hold it there.

Alright, boys.

Come this way.

Sort of same position.

Same configuration there.

If...

I'm just trying to think here.

If there's any...

The taller guys?

Who are the taller guys?

Okay, so you guys go on the other

side.

And come on this side.

And on this side.

That's it.

And you guys come there.

So...

Just because there's a slight slope, so I

might as well correct it a little bit.

Come a bit closer to me.

Yeah.

Preferably on your own.

That would be awesome.

Okay.

Get nice and close.

A bit closer.

That's it.

Yeah, it's good, guys.

Alright, guys.

Don't move.

Come a bit more this way.

A bit closer with your feet.

That's it.

That's it.

That's weird.

Just relax that shoulder.

That's better.

Look at me.

Just turn this way.

That's it.

Just come a bit closer.

That's it.

Come a bit closer.

Turn your face.

That's good.

Don't move.

Come closer.

That's it.

Turn your face that way.

Chin up, mate.

Turn your face more that way.

Alright.

Come closer.

Chin up.

Face that way.

Face that way.

You'll understand when you see the photograph.

You think I'm like a dick now, but

a genius after, so that's okay.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

So, actually, looking at the video camera there.

Actually, everyone's good.

I just need you to overlap a bit

more.

That's it.

Lean forward and face that way.

That's better.

That's good, boys.

Don't move.

Okay.

Now, loving Melissa.

Don't love her too much.

She's my wife, but you can love her

a little bit there.

Boys, stay where you are.

Just a grim looking at me.

Turn your face towards me, mate.

And lean more forward this way.

That's good.

Too much.

Come back.

That's good.

Grab each other's arses.

There's a bit more laugh in there.

Go for it.

I can't see it.

Don't worry about it.

We don't judge.

What do you call it?

Cold steel.

Can I get you up there, mate?

Yep.

Can I get you sort of half resting

on there?

Sort of like leg up?

So, just like that.

Just sort of rest your backside on there

for me.

There's a backside there for me as well.

That's good.

Lean this way.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

I just want to see it first there.

And turn a little bit this way.

And turn a little bit this way.

That's it.

And turn that way.

No, that's back.

That's it.

And turn your feet.

That's it.

Right foot back.

That's it.

Cool.

And just cross your arms for me.

That's it.

Now, you guys can put your hands in

your pockets.

That won't work for you guys in that

position.

Actually, put this hand in the pocket.

Oh, yeah.

And then just hold the jacket just like

this.

Yep.

Come a bit more up.

Put right foot back and left foot forward.

So, it's almost like you're walking up the

hill with this foot forward.

That's good.

That's good.

Yeah, perfect.

Actually, you know what?

Just put your right hand on your jacket.

That's it.

Just like that.

Perfect.

And that hand in the pocket, just a

little bit cuffed.

That's perfect.

Perfect, boys.

Everything's good.

Just your legs.

Bring your left foot back.

So, your left foot behind you.

Oh, yeah.

A bit more.

Yeah.

Cool.

And then just hang your body a little

bit this way.

That's it.

Just lean more forward towards me.

That's better.

That's better.

Good.

And then hang your body forward towards me.

That's good.

Good.

Perfect.

Yeah, we'll get it closer.

Jeremy, bring your legs a bit closer together,

mate.

So, bring your right foot forward a little

bit.

A bit more.

That's good.

All right, boys.

Just a nice smile.

Really cool.

Really classic.

It's perfect.

Don't move.

And now, looking at Miriam.

She loves you.

And loving Miriam.

A bit of laughing at Miriam.

She's going to jump around.

She's going to give you cold steel.

Bring your left foot forward like you're walking

properly.

And then lean forward a little bit.

That's it.

And now turn your face this way.

That's good.

That's good.

Don't move.

Yeah.

If you can, same position, but just pretend

like you're at a turntable and we're twisting

that way.

That's it.

Perfect.

Oh, too much, too much.

Come back.

That's it.

Right foot back.

And turn your shoulder more this way.

That's good.

Hang your body forward.

And turn your face that way.

All right, boys.

I want you to make him laugh for

me.

Now, just do your button up, mate.

The jacket.

That's it.

And look over your shoulder that way.

That's good.

Perfect.

And eyes are out where my hand is.

That's it.

Hint of a squint.

That's good.

Don't move.

Guys, let's go for a walk and see

what we find over there.

All right, Jeremy.

Over here, mate.

Just go in this little gap here.

So the right foot forward and to the

chin up a little bit.

Yep.

And keep coming.

Keep coming.

That's good.

Don't move.

Actually, boys, I learned something new recently.

I want to show the love around a

little bit.

You know how to give the perfect high

five?

Has anyone ever told you this?

Because we live in the States as well.

So we're with this model and the way

you give the perfect high five is you

look at the person's elbow.

So look at my elbow.

I'll look at your elbow.

There you go.

Elbow.

Elbow.

Elbow.

Elbow.

There you go.

Now, we've devolved a bit further.

So I never knew what this part of

the body is called.

It's called the weenus.

You know that?

I didn't.

It's called the weenus.

No shit.

So now we say, look at my weenus.

I don't know.

I'm just saying.

It came to me because I was doing

this and you're looking at my weenus.

Sick bastard.

That's all I'm saying.

Out of here, boys.

Can you see where Mirian is?

Okay, look at the boys.

And look at their weenuses now.

All right, boys.

Now, I need two of you.

Jess.

Now, nothing personal, but you're going to be

able to focus on this one.

All right.

So I'm just using your heads to frame

him a little bit.

Okay.

Actually, come a bit closer to her.

A bit more.

A bit more.

Okay, stop there.

All right, boys.

So looking at the groom there.

And looking at him.

Let's see.

You're laughing looking this way.

You're laughing looking that way.

And you're laughing at him.

Ready?

Go.

Now.

Yeah, all the boys over here for me.

All right.

A bit more here.

And turn.

You know what?

Come a bit more towards me.

Over here, mate.

Sort of just overlapping at the back there.

Just there.

And over here.

Come a bit more this way.

More this way.

So, guys, hands in the pockets just to

make yourself comfortable there.

Turn your body towards me, mate.

That's it.

Hang your body forward.

That's good.

Hang your body forward.

That's it.

Hands in the pockets.

I'm not going to see you, but it

just makes you more comfortable there.

And then hang.

And turn your face towards me.

And turn your face towards me.

A bit more.

Turn your face more that way.

Good.

Don't move.

And more this way.

With your feet.

And then hang your body.

That's good.

And now do this for me.

With your feet as well.

Oh, yeah.

And turn your face back this way.

I want you and the groom to switch.

I was going to focus on him and

get your guy to focus, but that's a

perfect little spot for the groom there.

Come closer.

A bit more.

Turn your body flatter to me.

And then come a couple of steps closer

this way.

A bit more.

That's it.

And closer to me.

That's good.

Don't move.

That's good, guys.

Good.

Turn your face this way.

Perfect.

That is killer.

Lean forward, mate.

Lean forward and turn your face that way.

That's good.

Eyes back at me.

That's good, guys.

No smile.

Really passive.

Really cool.

Good.

Don't move.

Cold steel.

I've been laughing at that all day today.

I like it.

This is going to be really bright, so

just hang in there.

Come closer.

Okay, now.

Turn your face this way.

Okay, and eyes back at me.

Close your eyes if you want.

Alright, boys.

Hang your body forward more.

That's it.

Chin down a bit more.

That's it.

Turn your face this way.

That's good.

Good, good.

Turn your face that way, mate.

Look at me.

Tilt this way.

So often you see people tend to mirror

me.

That's it.

And lean forward.

That's good.

Don't move.

Yeah, that's cool, guys.

Don't move.

Alright, guys.

I need a bit of a laugh here,

so what often helps me amuse myself, the

hands in the pockets.

Just jiggle the balls a little bit.

Just, you know.

Alright, Dad.

Everyone look at Dad.

Dad, make him laugh.

Come on now, mate.

Alright, if all else fails, jiggle again.

Go.

But you don't want to see it in

the photograph.

You know what I mean?

Just a little, you know.

Just bring your backside on here.

Actually, just rest right back for me.

Just back.

That's it.

Now, do me a favour.

So keep your backside there.

Lean your upper body towards me.

That's good.

Good.

And look at the boys there.

Complete profile.

Towards me.

Yeah, yeah.

Bit more.

That's good.

Hold there.

Alright, boys.

I need some laughter from you again.

Now it's colour still.

Look at me, mate.

Look at me.

Hang your body forward.

That's good.

That's good.

Nice and cool.

Hint of a squint, mate.

So squat like this.

So one foot up, one foot down.

So that knee up, that knee down.

See that, mate?

That's good.

Hold it there.

Let's get brothers together.

Yeah, blood brothers.

Not the chosen one.

You're the chosen one.

You're the chosen brother.

These are the guys that, whether you love

or hate, they'll be in your life for

the rest of your life, unfortunately.

But all good.

I want to get you out of here,

mate.

Because you're a bit taller there.

And I might get you to come on

this side.

And turn this way.

A bit more classic a little bit.

So turn your body this way.

I want to give each of you something

a bit different to do so you're not

all the same here.

That's it.

Just like that.

Good.

Over here, mate.

And then turn this way.

That's good.

Got a couple of sets this way.

Perfect.

And a couple of sets this way.

All right, guys.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Yeah, head to the pockets would be great.

Nice, boys.

Hold it there.

Hand in the pocket as well.

That one.

That's good.

All right, guys.

Nice and heavy for me.

Big smile.

That's good.

Hold it there.

No squinting now.

No squinting.

Fantastic.

And looking at Miriam there.

Turn your faces a bit more that way.

And loving Miriam now.

There we go.

Hey, guys.

Come over here.

Okay.

Jeremy, just like this, mate.

Just like that.

And I'll fix the rest of you in

a second.

So see how you like this.

Just sort of turn your legs a bit

more that way.

That's it.

That's good.

All right, boys.

Get your brother next to you.

Yeah, on that side.

That's it.

Perfect.

Okay, over here.

Guys, more back to back to him.

That's good.

That's it.

And then just sort of put one foot

back like that, just to break it up

a little bit.

Just one of you.

That's perfect.

Good.

Over here, mate.

On the other side.

And on this side.

And turn this way.

That's good.

And make it your right hand position.

And then turn this way.

So your whole body.

And then lean on your left hand.

And come closer to him, guys.

And come closer.

All right.

Chins up, guys.

Chins up.

Look at that tree that's coming there.

Look at the fork right in the middle

of it.

That's just like that.

Really cool.

All right.

Hold there, guys.

All right.

Good, boys.

Keep them going there.

Okay.

Eyes at me now.

Eyes right in the camera.

Perfect.

Hold it.

Okay.

A bit happier now.

Loving me a little bit.

Warmer still.

Warmer.

All right.

Good.

Hold there.

Boys, relax.

That's it.

Perfect.

That's it.

Turn your face that way.

Chin right up.

That's good.

And keep on looking where you're looking there.

That way is good.

A hint of a squint again, mate.

Look like a reservoir dog shot here.

So keep going.

And I'll tell you when to stop.

Okay.

Turn around.

All right.

Can I have the groom in the middle?

Okay.

So hands in the pockets there, boys.

And just come beyond him a little.

Actually, you guys swap sides.

Okay.

So I want you to walk this way.

Try to walk in that configuration that you're

sort of just slightly overlapping him.

You're sort of overlapping him as well.

And really, really cool.

So guys, I want your eyes perfectly middle

right over there.

Try to walk pretty slowly.

So just like this.

When I yell out a bit of a

laugh, talk shit, look at each other cracking

up laughing, whatever.

Okay?

So you guys look at each other.

You guys look at each other.

And you guys look at each other.

Okay, guys.

Walk slow.

Look ahead.

Walk slow.

Go for it.

All right, guys.

Crack it up.

Talk shit.

Head in the front.