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Hey man, how are you?

How's it going?

What's going on?

Nothing much.

I like a groom in black, that's good.

What's happening man, how are you?

Jerry, nice to meet you, how are you?

Very cool.

Now, cool man, let's have a look at

what light we've got here.

Okay, let's, let me turn this light off.

Yeah, that's good.

Now, what we'll do today, just so you

know, often what I get you to do

is just to mirror me.

So if I want you to direct you

a certain way, so I'll look at you

and if I do this, you just move

your face along with me.

It's just a lot easier to do it.

Now, when I'm just about to take the

photograph, never say, like, where do I look,

what do I do?

Because if I wanted to ask, I'll just

always ask, you know what I mean?

Like, it's nice and easy.

Hey guys, just have some fun, talk shit

today, it'll be nice and easy, you know

what I mean?

I'll talk shit.

Don't encourage them.

Now, also guys, just so you know, often

I get you to hang your bodies forward

like this, and then chin up, and if

you do, you get slimmer in this area.

Because if you stand too straight, you do

this, this comes out, and this looks bigger,

which we don't want.

So often it's just hang your bodies forward,

chin up, and we all look sexier.

Just so you know.

All right, man, a few steps this way.

All right, cool.

So just want you to do this a

bit for me, and then hang your body,

bring your backside in the wall there for

me, that's it.

And then hang this way.

Perfect.

See, if I don't say much to you

at all today, it means you naturally are

very handsome.

Which chances are, might not happen too late.

No, it's all good.

All right, hold on a second, man.

Just your eyes at me now.

That's it.

Good.

And pretend like you know me.

Yeah.

Chin down a little bit more, and turn

your face this way a little bit.

That's good.

And eyes back at me.

That's really cool, man.

Hold it there, hold it.

That's it, perfect.

All right, just over here, man.

We'll get you right over there.

Now, who's your best man?

Okay.

Over here, man.

Turn right around.

Turn, turn, turn.

That's it.

And just come right behind.

Just about there.

Okay, over here, man.

Just want you about here.

That's good.

We'll get you over here, the back.

Over here, man, just over like that.

Just a little bit this way.

That's it.

A little bit this way.

A little bit closer to me.

A little bit this way so the light

hits you.

No, no, go back.

There we go.

Come a little bit closer to me.

And that's it.

And turn your face this way.

That's it.

All right, boys.

All right, cool.

All right, hands in the pockets, boys.

Now, guys, just for this one, no smile.

Just really cool, look in the camera.

Oh, is that standard?

I still don't look good in the camera.

Yeah, just sort of hang your body a

little bit.

There you go.

That's it.

Just come back a little bit more this

way there, mate.

That's it.

Now, everyone, turn your faces biased this way.

Stop.

And then eyes back at me.

Really, really cool.

That's it.

Just a little bit more towards me, mate.

That's it.

A little bit more.

Yeah, and tilt.

And then lean forward.

That's it.

Don't move.

All right, boys, stay there for me.

That's good.

Don't move.

Now, I know this feels stupid, but I

want you to do it anyway.

On the count of three, I want you

to crack up laughing for no reason.

You'll feel stupid, then you'll laugh at yourself,

and then it'll look real.

Okay?

All right, either that or just jiggle your

balls a little bit off, and they're very

amusing.

You know what I mean?

Sorry, Mum.

I know that.

Good, good.

So just come over this way.

It's very low, isn't it?

Yeah, I'll prop it out.

It'll feel a bit awkward, but it'll be

fine.

So turn this way.

I'll get you over here there for a

minute, just like that.

And that's it.

Now, do you normally always wear glasses?

Oh, no, I can take them off.

It's up to you.

If you're used to them, yeah.

Yeah, some people, like, they just don't want

to do it, so.

No, no, no.

All right, fantastic.

Do you mind if I take the jacket

off?

Would that be okay?

Thank you.

It's a gorgeous dress.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Okay, so as you do it, Mum, a

single teardrop.

All right, go for it.

Put it on.

Okay, do the top button up, and Mum,

stay there if you can.

So it'll probably be easier for you to

do it out there, because it's harder to

do it with someone else.

Have a chat with your Mum, have a

laugh with her.

There we go.

And, Mum, as you hold the tie again,

do that for me again, hold the tie.

Come a few steps this way, a bit

more facing me.

What I want you to do, give them

a cute little kiss on the forehead, and

they're both sort of smiling as you're doing

that there.

There you go.

Eyes down, man, eyes down.

Do it again, do it again.

There you go.

She's still dressing you after all these years,

man.

Turn your body a bit more to the

right there, mate.

That's it, and then, Mum, face me more,

a little bit.

So, Mum, just come a little this way,

and turn a bit more facing me.

There we go.

And then now turn a bit more.

That's okay, don't worry, it's all good.

It's all good.

And looking at your Mum, mate.

There you go.

Let's get the best man now to put

on the jacket on, the groom.

Actually, I'm going to get you to come

on this side, and can I get one

of the boys to hold the lamp again

off?

That'd be great.

So, come a bit this way.

That's a bit more light hits you.

And then as you do it, sort of

turn your face biased to the right, and

then share a laugh as you're doing it.

All right, go for it, boys.

So, look over your right shoulder as you're

mucking around there, that's it.

This is beautiful, what is it, Velvet?

Yes, adjusting the balls right now.

I want you to sit right on the

ground for me.

And then just sort of, you're just resting

up there.

Cool.

Yeah, make it more comfortable for you.

I want you to split your pants.

Literally a few months ago we had a

groom, and he all day was saying, pants

look a bit tight, right?

And no joke, during his speech, he dropped

his speech, he did this.

And I got the best shot of him

doing this.

It's frigging awesome.

We can change pants, you know, if we...

Okay, cool.

Just turn this way.

Back this way, cool.

Okay, so, loving me now.

I want you, yeah, I want you there

again.

That's cool, turn this way a bit more.

That's it, cool.

And just work your way to a hint

of a squint, a little one.

That's good, man, cool, perfect.

Now just eyes here, that way.

Turn your face a bit more towards this

way, a bit more, a bit more.

That's it, and eyes here now.

That's good, man, over there.

I'll get you to sit down for me.

That's it, just like that, perfect.

Now, just rest this hand.

Yeah, just bring it on here like this.

That's it, cool.

And now just turn your face this way

a little bit.

That's good.

Now bring your elbow out a bit wider,

so that makes a bit more sense.

That's good.

Good.

And bring your hand in your pocket there.

That's it.

Oh, actually, put it...

Yeah, that's perfect, okay.

Let's get one of the boys.

Who...

all these boys would make you laugh more

than anyone else.

All of them?

What did you say?

What was the question?

Okay, perfect.

Over here.

What?

Over here.

What did you say?

I just want to give him something to

look at.

Just there, just there.

That's it, that's good.

I won't tell anyone.

No, no.

That's good.

That's good.

Okay, so do me a favour.

Actually, I might get you to kneel, because

where I am is probably where I want

you to be, probably a bit easier.

So just over there.

Kneel here?

Yeah.

I just want to get the reflection there,

so turn this way and that way.

Yeah, that's good.

Guys, can we get that chair out of

the way for me, please?

It's a bit big.

Turn your face more that way.

That's it, a bit more.

That's it.

I'm going to snap my neck.

That's it.

Bring your lips together there for me.

Work your way to a hint of a

squint.

A little one, that's good.

Just looking that way.

That's good.

So lips together again.

So chin down a little bit.

Really cool.

Actually, I might get you to stay there.

When was the last time you had a

Greek guy tell you to kneel down and

do it?

That was very quick.

All right.

I'll get you out of here, mate.

Just sit down here for me.

Yeah, like that.

And then just rest your elbow here.

So just face that way.

So rest sort of right back a little

bit.

That's it.

One, two, three.

That's good.

Actually, I might just turn this way.

Come a little bit closer to me, mate,

so the light hits you.

Okay, and you boys over here.

Just want you...

Actually, come on this side.

Just sort of in between there.

And then in between here.

Okay.

Just want you to rest your elbow just

on here for me.

Like that.

And that hand in the pocket.

And then sort of come a bit lower

and forward.

But I don't want it to feel like

you're scooching down too much.

That's okay, that's good.

And just undo your jacket there, mate.

Put one foot in between there.

And then come a little bit closer there.

And try this for me.

That's it.

And now lean forward so that just touches

him here.

All right, boys, looking at me.

So no smile here.

Sort of more of a casual one here,

but put the hand in the pocket there,

mate.

Your right hand.

That's it.

All right, boys, looking at you.

That's good, hold it.

Now, everyone, I want you looking at the

bottom of this.

No smile.

Just cool, that's it.

All right, guys, talk to each other, have

a bit of fun, walking around, talking some

shit there.

All right, guys, look at me again.

And again, no smile, just really cool.

Just rest your elbow on his back there,

like that, that's good.

That's good, perfect.

That's good, boys, hold it there.

Almost there, boys.

That's good.

Very cool, well done.

Fantastic.

Keep going there, keep going.

That's good.

So, actually, with jackets, with two button, traditionally

it's always this one and never the bottom.

Oh, yeah, I thought I'd done the top.

Yeah, no, no.

So you always get it done so you

sit comfortably.

So what I want you to do is

I want you to pretend like you're doing

your button up.

The top one?

Yeah, and then I want you to lean

forward with your body and then eyes down

here.

Eyes down.

That's it, shut a little bit.

That's it, perfect.

That's good, man, hold it there.

I want you to just rest on your

backside here and then just pretend like you're

just adjusting your cuff.

There's a bit of a furball there.

I would take it off, but...

So just like that, turn your body a

bit more towards me and then come about

a few steps that way too.

A bit more.

Keep going, keep going.

Okay, stop there.

Alright, boys, make him laugh.

Alright, boys.

Okay, let's get you guys all on your

stuff now.

Come a little bit closer.

Just so the shoulder's touching there.

Okay, just over here.

Over here.

Brush your teeth this morning.

And on this side.

That's it.

Guys, hands in the pockets.

Okay, so there for me.

Alright, hold it there, boys.

Al, just come back a bit more this

way.

And you two boys come closer this way.

That's it, good.

And come a bit more closer that way

as well.

Good, lean forward.

That's it.

Aldo, a bit more towards me.

Aldo, lean forward.

That's it, that's good.

Good, good.

Perfect, boys.

Okay, nice happy smiles.

Look at me, boys.

Hold it, hold it.

Look at it, mum.

Don't move, boys.

Don't move.

Aldo, just lean your face a bit more

out.

That's it, a bit more.

Now, all the boys look at mum.

And just the groom looking at me.

That's good.

Hold it there, boys.

Alright, now guys, turn your faces that way.

Turn your body that way again, my tool.

That's it.

Now guys, if you can, just lean forward

a bit more.

And just your eyes at me.

Just really cool.

Turn this way.

And relax your foreheads a little bit.

That's good.

Don't move, boys.

Okay, everyone stay where you are.

Everyone stay.

Stay, stay, stay.

Just the groom towards me.

A bit more.

A bit more, a bit more, a bit

more.

Okay.

And a little bit this way.

A bit more.

And you two boys, just a little bit

more out.

That's it.

So hang your body forward.

Turn your face that way.

There you go.

Alright, boys.

Everyone, looking that way again.

Turn your face, Aldo.

A bit more left.

That's it, good.

Don't move.

Alright, boys, keep looking at mum there.

That's it, don't move.

Hold it there, hold it.

Okay, crack it up, guys.

Mug it around!

Come on!

Alright, so cuddle up nice and close, guys.

That's it, beautiful.

Turn a bit more this way towards me.

Beautiful.

Hey, hide the tissue.

That's it, beautiful.

I want to see the hand there.

That's it, beautiful.

Close again, guys.

Aldo, turn your face more this way, mate.

A bit more.

That's it.

And eyes back at me now.

That's it, beautiful.

Alright, looking at me, guys.

Big smile for me, nice and happy.

And both of you looking this way, the

boys.

Do the Indian call again.

Okay, what I want you to do now

is forehead touching.

Snuggle up again, guys.

That's it.

And you're laughing into her and mum, you're

laughing at the boys.

Go for it.

Can you hold that for me?

Hold it with one hand.

That one there.

Alright, boys, everyone out of the way.

And mum as well.

Just the groom here.

So, hands in the pockets.

And then just hang your body a bit

more forward towards me.

A bit more.

That's it.

And turn your face that way.

There you go.

Actually, I'm going to be lying down on

the ground to get the city view, so

I need you to correct my perspective, which

means you're going to feel silly doing it.

So bring one foot out.

I'm getting Pompeii after this.

Turn your face this way.

There we go.

Now...

Everyone in the car should be, look at

this idiot.

Look at this dickhead.

Just there.

About there.

There's no money down there, mate.

That's good, mate.

Turn your face this way.

And your body more towards me as well.

Lean forward as such.

Turn your face that way.

Chin up a bit.

There you go.

And now I want you looking...

Where your face is pointing.

So that way.

Turn your body more towards me a little

bit.

And come a few steps that way, mate.

A bit more.

That's it.

Turn your body more...

Yeah, no, towards me.

Face me.

That's it.

Lean forward a bit.

Face that way.

That's it.

Chin down a little bit.

Hold there, mate.

That's it.

Crack it up, guys.

Snug a little bit.

Go for it.

That's it.

That's it.

I just want you to walk that way.

Sort of as in a flat line.

Not too perfect.

But just keep on going down.

And I'll teach you to turn around.

Hands in pockets.

Hands in pockets.

That's it.

Cool.

Alright, boys.

Turn around.

Okay.

As you walk, don't walk...

Don't look at me.

Sort of look around.

Look at each other.

Have a bit of fun.

Go for it.

Aldo, just you closer to me.

Stay there.

Okay.

The boys at the ends overlap the guys

at the back.

That's it.

That's it.

And this way.

Stop.

Best man, this way.

That's it.

And at the end, a bit more this

way.

That's it.

Okay.

Now, guys, spread out and walk towards me

and look at mum as you're doing it.

Go for it.

Everybody.

Alright, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.

I want to see you all as well.

So, Aldo, come more this way.

You guys come this way.

The two of you.

That's it.

Now, walk towards me.

Go for it.

Can you do it?

Yes.