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What's the dog's name?

Coco.

Coco?

If you can, rub the belly and then

move around.

Ok, we're off.

That's a dog!

What a bitch!

Technically you should have been up to your

shoes, pants and shirt in five minutes.

Oh really?

Yeah, yeah.

I thought I was up.

How are you mate?

How you going?

Jerry.

Nice to meet you.

This is my wife Melissa, this is Victor.

Just me?

Yeah, just you.

I'll be two seconds.

Yeah, no worries.

So basically, shoes, pants and shirt, and then

you know, shower, you know, hair, shave, do

whatever you do.

Yeah, no worries.

And are you in this one?

Yeah.

Ok, so just call us when you're ready.

Yeah, we'll be here.

They have all kinds of fruit trees and

they do it right, right?

It's all covered.

Oh wow, yeah, of course.

Oh no, it's for the deer.

The deer come and eat it.

Oh, really?

Oh dear.

Yeah, it looks better and better every year.

Yeah, we'll do some cool stuff there.

Oh, wait a second.

Hold on a minute.

You've got table tennis?

Yeah.

Alright, there's no work going to be done

today.

That's all.

I'm going to show you a trick, alright?

Watch this.

Have you seen this trick before?

Alright.

Some nice light there.

Bitches dig me.

Bitches be like.

I love you so much.

Oh, yes.

See, that's what they do.

All bitches.

Again.

Really?

Really, baby?

Really, baby?

Is that his initials?

H, yeah.

Oh, that's awesome.

Always.

Basically, just before the ceremony, at about 3

.45, I want to come back, take a

picture with the boys.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, cool.

Parents, if they're ready.

After, after, after, after.

Yeah, it's really after.

I'll just take this off and put it

on a t-shirt.

I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Exactly, yeah.

So, yeah, in 40 minutes, you can relax

again a little bit.

So, no problem.

I need to saw my hand yesterday as

well.

Oh, are you kidding?

With a saw?

Oh, jeez.

Oh, damn.

Well, it wasn't that finger.

We can retouch that.

At least you have a, you know, like,

when you feel bad about that, just look

at my finger.

I've never noticed that before.

Really?

Let's come over here.

Do I need my gloves on?

Do I have a drink?

Do I have a pen?

You'll need your drink.

Gorgeous.

No worries.

Let's have a look in here.

All right, so what I want you to

do, I want you to sort of sit

on there and then rest back.

What is it?

Well, it smells nice.

What is it?

I don't know.

If you want, yeah, if you want great

photos, like.

Normally, probably a little bit different to the

workshops.

I set you up, let you go, have

some fun.

So, for me, I set you up roughly,

get my exposure right, then I'll tweak it.

If I like what you're doing, I won't

say a word.

So, you might have just fallen into something,

had a drink, looked out.

So, if I don't say anything to you,

it means I like what you're doing.

Never say, whatever, look, what do I do.

Okay, just keep going until you give me

a drink.

That's exactly right.

But I'll always, I mean, the light's important,

as you know.

Like, the lighting is paramount.

Like, you know, where you sit and where

you stand.

When you're together with Sarah, I, again, roughly

set you up, let you go.

Whisper in your ear, have some fun, crack

it up a little bit.

So, it's a bit looser than normal, you

know, than a fashion shoot sort of thing.

But, and then there's some times where the

light's so particular, where I'm going to have

to jump in there and do something.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, it might be, because I think we're

both so used to photo shoots.

Yeah.

That's what we do.

Yeah.

Probably after us is good.

Oh, I definitely give a shot then.

Alright.

Now, do me a favour.

Bring one knee up, and probably bring that

one up.

Yep, and then put that leg underneath this

one.

Underneath it.

Yeah, good job.

That's it, that's it.

Alright.

I'm trying to find my good stuff, so

I've lost them.

Should I pull them up so they're a

little tighter?

Yeah, I'm going to crop in tight anyway,

so you'll hardly see anything.

But just bring your heel up a little

bit, give your wrist somewhere to rest a

little bit.

Yeah, but bring it really, really close to

you.

That's it, and then turn your knee in

a little bit.

That's it, good.

Alright, give me a second, man.

Alright.

Alright.

Man, it's fun that we're actually doing, you're

actually working finally.

That's crazy.

That's awesome.

Alright, good.

Hold it there.

Alright, chin down, mate.

Chin down.

That's it, and eyes at me, just really

cool.

That's good.

Hold it there.

Turn your face a bit more to the

light.

That's good.

Eyes at me.

I'm going to give you a little, whole

heap of directions.

Just follow along with me.

Alright.

So, just about to go for a sip

there, and then sort of look out the

window as you're doing it.

That's it.

Alright.

And then you're looking back at me.

Keep your eyes where they are.

Just go for a sip, and eyes really

cool and tense at me.

That's it, and then you see Sarah.

That's right.

No, no, I'm joking.

Look at her.

She's got really good eyes for you.

That's awesome, man.

Turn your face a bit more towards me.

That's it, perfect.

That's good, man.

Hold it there.

Just going to...

Eyes at me.

Looking about here, about there, and laughing a

little bit.

There you go.

And then, promiscuous banter.

Now, I don't know what that means, but

I just really like...

Alright, very good.

A little bit to your left.

Give me a second there.

Hold it there.

Alright, man.

Go for it.

Shove it on, love.

And witty banter as you're looking at Melissa

there.

On the reflection.

I like giving really articulate, sort of obscure

directions, because you just get these...

Yeah, smile.

Yeah, smile.

So, what I want you to do, as

you're just adjusting it with both hands, that's

it.

Turn your face and then look at Melissa's

reflection.

Her laugh is contagious, so hang your face

down a little bit, sort of like that.

Look at me.

Turn this way.

Turn, that's it.

And then look at Melissa a little bit.

That's it.

And then you're laughing.

It's like...

And then do it in motion.

So look left, look right a little bit,

and then sort of just...

Yeah, a little bit of loving Melissa, like,

you know...

There we go.

Alright, let's have a look.

Okay, so go up against the wall there

for me.

And actually, you know what?

Probably want a no-shed on that.

Just come a touch off the wall.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

Okay, so just do up the jacket.

Just the one button.

That's it.

Yeah, that's good.

So keep your hands on the buttons there.

Alright, so look down at it.

Chin up a little bit, eyes down at

it.

And then you find something spontaneously funny, but

the sun comes out, we don't do anything.

Hold on.

Where's the funny?

Over here or over here?

I'll tell you.

I'll always tell you.

Alright.

Oh, yeah.

Chin up a little bit there, mate.

Oh, come on, son.

I just want to see if the sun

hits your face.

The hair's fine.

Come...

Oh, you know what?

Touch back.

That's it, touch back more.

Bit more, bit more, bit more.

That's it.

Yeah, nice little hair light.

Okay.

Oh, baby.

So just eyes down at your button.

That's it.

Chin up a little bit and eyes down.

That's good.

Don't move.

Hold it.

Give me a second.

Yes, witty banter with your heart.

It's the slowest button in the world.

Go slower again, slower again, and then looking

at a heart, man.

There we go.

So bring the shirt out a little bit.

Alright, so just do that for me.

That's it.

That's it.

Is it really like, you know...

That's it.

I guess they're all racehorses and they're a

bit more highly strong.

Ah, of course, yeah.

We had dress-horses but they're all away

at the moment for the...

Yeah.

...everything being done.

But you can pat her through the fence

now if you want to.

She's pregnant.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah, just that little blue call out of

focus.

How do you know?

Right about here-ish.

Alright, cool.

So hands in the pockets and trousers in

the pockets.

That's it.

And then turn your body that way slightly

and then hang your upper body forward.

Yeah.

So a bit more.

That's it.

And then turn your face this way.

That's good.

Don't move.

Alright, good.

Hold it, man.

Hold it.

Hold it there.

Just going to get that.

And loving where you're looking.

I don't know what...

And eyes with me, loving me.

Get a little bit more.

There you go.

Alright.

So just hang your body again and now

turn your face extreme right.

That's it.

And then eyes a little bit to your

left.

So keep your face there.

That's it.

Okay.

Alright.

Mum!

Dad!

Let's have a look.

Stay there.

That's good.

And then stay where you were before.

Yeah, and look sort of look that way.

And then come right back.

Back?

Yeah, so a bit more back so the

light hits you a bit more evenly.

Okay, give me a second.

So chin up a little bit as you

sort of...

Chin up a little bit as you sort

of bicycle doing that.

Chin up more.

Our last little tweak again.

Sort of chin up a little bit doing

your bow tie.

Just adjusting everything.

And then one last one again.

One adjustment.

And chin up a little bit.

More regal as you adjust your jacket.

That's it.

Chin up more, more, more, more.

More, more, more.

There you go.

The white ribbons on it?

Yeah.

That's so cute!

Aww, I love it!

Hey girls!

Girls, raise the glasses and laugh over there.

Go for it.

There we go!

Come on!

Raise the glasses!

Laugh and giggly crack it up!

Raise it on your right hand so I

can see your face.

That's it.

Now raise them.

There we go!

Beautiful.

Very nice.

So come over here.

Squat down for me with this knee up

and that knee down.

Obviously not on the ground.

That's it.

Perfect.

Yeah, you know what you're doing.

And then turn your face that way.

That's it.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Alright.

Cool.

Eyes on me, man.

Really cool.

That's good.

Good.

Turn your face a bit more left like

that.

That's it.

Change.

And then turn your face away.

That way.

Yeah.

Top of your head down.

That's it.

And turn your face that way more.

That's it.

Good.

Don't move.

And then just bring your hand up to

your face a little bit.

That's it.

Good.

That's it.

A little warmth in the eyes looking over

here.

That's it.

Just there.

Perfect.

That's it.

Just do it.

Hold it.

Beautiful.

Cool.

So it's nice and classic.

So I need to do a couple of

succession shots.

So just stay real put when I take

a shot and then we'll keep on going.

Turn your face a touch more left.

That's it.

A touch more if you can.

That's it.

And eyes a touch to your right.

There you go.

About there.

Really cool.

A hint of a squint.

Little one.

And then normal eyes.

Just normal soft.

That's it.

And then slowly turn your face towards me

and eyes back at me.

That's it.

And now keep everything the same.

Just with your right hand.

Just sort of like you're you know just

adjusting the chin a little bit there for

me and then you're looking that way.

That's it.

I'm thinking one more and I think we're

pretty cool.

Alright.

Just over here mate.

Just over here.

So button up for me.

And a couple of Have you got a

pocket square?

Is that what it is?

Oh shit.

It's home.

Thanks mate.

That's alright.

Hands in the pockets and then hang your

body down this way.

How you were then?

Yeah, just like that.

That's it.

Because I'll crop any awkwardness out and you

won't see anything like that.

Turn, turn, turn.

That's it.

Now eyes there.

That's it.

Good.

Perfect.

Chin down a little bit.

Top of your head away from me mate.

A little bit.

Away from you.

Yeah, that's it.

Chin down a little bit.

Lean forward a little bit.

You're forward.

That's it.

Good.

Don't move.

Hold it.

And then sort of looking at me.

A bit of banter.

A bit of loving.

There you go.

That's it.

And then cool now at me.

That's it.

And a couple of steps just closer.

That's good.

And then tilt again.

That's it.

A little too much.

That's it.

And turn your face a touch back towards

me.

Good.

Don't move.

Just nice and classic.

Eyes at me.

Nice and passive.

That's good.

Turn your face a touch this way.

This way.

That's it.

So a bit to your right that way.

That's it.

A little too.

That's it.

Tilt your head this way.

Good.

Eyes at me.

Good.

Hold it.

That's it.

Yes.

I think we just had a moment.

Let's have a moment.

Hey guys, just so you know, often I'll

get you guys to hang your bodies down

with your chins up.

You look slimmer in this area.

Chest shoulders are bigger and your waist looks

smaller.

But if you stand straight, this comes out.

This happens.

So hang your body.

Chin up.

And we'll be sexy.

Look at me.

Stop there.

Perfect, guys.

Look at me.

Perfect.

Beautiful.

Big smile, boys.

Good.

One more.

Actually, there's three brothers, right?

Adjusting the...

Yes.

Let's do a testicular smile.

Okay.

There we go.

Stay where you are.

Just lean forward, guys.

All right.

Look at me, boys.

Big smile for me, guys.

Hold it.

Okay.

Bantering.

Laughing.

Cracking up.

Giggling.

There we go.

Guys, lean forward towards me a little bit.

Looking at me, boys.

There you go.

Good.

Hold it, guys.

Hold it.

Oh, fly.

There you go.

Good, boys.

And a touch more into each other.

There you go.

Good.

Okay.

Laughing at Melissa.

She loves you.

There you go.

Laughing.

Lean this way, guys.

That's it.

Good.

Big smile, boys.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Over there.

Okay.

Just like that.

Keep on going.

Put your feet together and then just put

all the weight in your back leg.

That's it.

Oh, back leg.

Oh, okay.

So come closer to each other.

All right, boys.

Nice and happy, boys.

Good.

Don't move.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Okay.

Look at each other.

Loving each other.

A bit of testicular stimulation between you.

All right.

All right.

Don't move.

So bring your right foot back.

That's it.

Left foot forward.

And slightly bend that knee.

And come back a bit more this way.

All right, guys.

Looking at me.

So just relax your feet, mate.

Relax your feet.

That's it.

Turn your hips that way and your body.

That's it.

And then bend your knee a little bit.

Now, bend that knee.

Bend that knee, mate.

Hands in the pockets.

And turn your body that way, mate.

That's it.

And then Tyson, more this way.

With your feet.

Stop there.

All right.

Perfect.

Guys, looking at me.

Really cool.

All right, guys.

Hold it there, boys.

Hold it there.

And laughing, loving each other.

There you go.

There you go.

Yes.

Jiggling the balls.

Jiggle the balls.

There we go.

Laughing.

Make sure you come perfectly straight and hot.

A bit more this way, mate.

A bit more.

No, no.

You stay where you are.

That's it.

Hands in the pockets.

And as you walk, or as you walk,

all the boys looking that way, Tyson look

that way.

Ready.

One, two, go.

Perfect.

So sit up on the top one with

your feet on the next one.

Yeah, yeah.

That's it.

A bit of this.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that.

Wow.

You want to go behind me?

Let's have a look.

I want to get you on that one.

This way?

Yep.

Tyson, over here.

Sort of sit on the edge.

I'm going to have to move a little

bit.

That's what I did.

Hold on a second.

So sit more on the edge there a

little bit.

Nice and cool.

Good.

And then sit on that edge.

Let's have a look.

Sit on that one.

Let's have a look.

Turn a bit more that way, mate.

I want to get you over this way.

So I want you to stand and then

lean close to it.

Like this?

Actually, you know what?

You guys swap.

Tyson.

Celebrate.

Celebrate.

Sit on the edge and then rest your

forearms on your knees.

Actually, Ben looks very similar.

That's it, hang.

Perfect.

Yeah, it's good.

Stay where you are.

Perfect.

Lean forward towards me, mate.

That's it.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Lean and touch it back and touch forward.

That's it.

Don't move.

Don't move, boys.

That's it.

Hold there one second.

You guys are cool.

Hold your hands behind Tyson.

What's your name again, mate?

Christian.

Lean forward a bit and just bring your

hands together, mate.

Actually, just cross your hands like this.

Yep.

Lean forward a little bit.

Lean forward a little bit.

That's it.

That's it.

Good.

And hands in your pockets here for me,

mate.

That's it.

Perfect.

Everyone look at me.

Really cool, guys.

Any deals, huh?

I've got broncats.

All right.

Witty banter with the celebrants.

Loving the celebrants.

Tyson, stay where you are.

Guys up off.

And turn your knee in a bit more.

That's it.

And hang a little bit.

Make it your own a little bit.

Just check it out and make it your

own.

Perfect.

Good.

And then turn that way.

That's good.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Laughing at a guest.

There we go.

You guys are making the groom laugh.

Or each other laugh.

Okay.

So, guys, I want you to stand next

to me.

We're looking at him.

Not in front of him.

Just staring at him.

Just smile.

Yes.

As you're doing that, be looking at me.

There we go.

All right.

Loving each other.

Fixing your hair a little bit.

You know, just the...

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

You know, and...

Laughing...

So, can you just use your hand on

your face a bit for a bit of

styling there?

There we go.

Oh, there.

Yeah, yeah.

Start a call.

That's it.

Lean forward towards me.

That's it.

Are you leaning forward?

Yeah.

Oh, is that a look?

The camera's crying after so much beauty.

Okay, everyone, what I want you to do

is yell out a kind of a gesture

for him to do with his hands.

But not so much the up yours.

That's a lot worse.

But, you know, like, you know, talking, whatever.

A bit of fun there.

Like, you know, rubbing his...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I don't know what's going on.

Look at your bow tie.

Look, look.

Both your bow tie tights.

Adjust the bow tie a little bit.

Adjust the bow tie.

Just flick your hair a little.

Yeah, that's it.

That's the one.

And just sort of like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You do it like...

Bring the hand right in the camera.

Adjust your face.

Adjust your face tight.

So, keep your eyes right into me and

then just sort of like you're gesturing to

me.

But I want your hand almost covering up

your face a little bit.

Sort of like, eh, eh.

Laughing...

Yeah.