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Music Oh, did you watch this?

Music That would have been

hilarious.

Music Keep up the witty banter.

Music Okay,

let's try it.

Yeah, yeah, can you do that for me?

I want her to stand on there for

me.

Stand, yep.

Potentially.

One arm over his shoulder, one arm over

my shoulder.

Okay.

And we just easily just pick her up.

So very gently, pop your feet up.

So, yep, pick your feet up.

You ready?

So just get your heel there.

You ready?

Now watch the brakes.

You cool?

Love this girl.

Be careful, lift up your left heel.

That's better.

I love that.

She'll be apples.

I'm going to...

Very gently, can you just step a few

steps this way.

Try not to get that sun just tickling

your face a little bit.

Just very gentle.

Now, I just want you to hold the

veil in front of you a little bit.

Just very gentle.

Be careful.

Be careful there.

And that's it.

And drop your hand a little bit.

Drop the hand a little bit.

A bit more.

And bring it over you.

That's it.

That's it.

Perfect.

Perfect.

And just bend your elbow up a little

bit like that.

Good.

Okay.

Luke, out mate.

Turn your face that way.

Gorgeous.

Chin up.

Gorgeous, darling.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

This way.

That's it.

A few steps this way.

Beautiful.

And turn.

A couple of steps forward and a bit

to the left.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Turn your left hand over just like that.

And this hand just hold there.

And just bend that a little bit.

Beautiful.

Now, I want you to point that toe

towards me and bend it in.

That's it.

A bit more.

That's it.

And shift your weight back.

So all your weight's on your back leg.

That's beautiful.

And now turn your face that way.

A bit more.

And chin up.

Gorgeous.

Drop your hand a little bit.

This one.

That's it.

Your right hand a bit more.

And lean towards me a little bit.

Beautiful.

Tilt.

Chin up.

Turn.

And eyes back.

Beautiful.

That's gorgeous.

And look at me.

Gorgeous.

Fantastic.

Beautiful.

Hold it there.

Bit of a smile if you love me.

There you go.

And looking out where your face is pointing.

There you go.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Very gently now with your right hand.

Just bring it back into your body a

little bit.

Instead of bringing it over.

That's it.

And just drop it down a little bit.

Bring it down.

Beautiful.

Bring your flowers back to where they were.

A bit more.

And a little bit this way.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Gorgeous.

Hold it there.

And eyes at me darling.

A bit of a giggle at me.

Beautiful.

That's gorgeous.

Now very gently just come on this side

and just shuffle your feet underneath the dress.

That's it.

Just underneath.

There you go.

Give her a bit of a cuddle underneath

like that.

Just nice and soft with the hands.

And just bend that leg a little bit.

That's good.

Now very gently just bring your faces together.

That's it.

Turn your face towards me darling.

A bit more.

That's good.

Turn your face this way.

A bit more.

And tilt.

That's it mate.

And now turn.

Bring your hand underneath hers a little bit.

A bit lower.

I want you to hold that so it

doesn't blow in the way.

That's it.

Gorgeous.

Now what I want you to do mate

is turn your face into hers.

That's it.

And keep on doing what you were doing

before with your left hand.

As she's looking down.

There you go.

Beautiful.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Pinch both butt cheeks buddy.

Lean more.

There we go.

Gorgeous.

Lean in.

And perfect.

And we're loving the camera here.

Beautiful.

And give her a kiss on the cheek

there.

Close your eyes darling.

A huge laugh for me.

There you go.

Beautiful.

Very nice.

Gorgeous.

Thank you.

Okay bridal party.

I want a bit of a group hug

facing me but about two metres away from

the bride and groom.

In that position so I can see you

beyond them.

Yeah but facing me though.

But facing me.

Let me help you out.

So just cuddle in this way.

Cuddle in that way.

Cuddle in over here.

Come over here.

Thanks mate.

Coming in that way.

And you're turning this way.

And you're right in here.

Go a bit more this way everybody.

A bit more.

A bit more.

Now squash in as close as you possibly

can together.

And then lean forward.

Lean forward.

And then face us close together.

And now you guys come a bit more

this way.

Same position that you were before but a

bit more this way so I can see

them in the background.

Cuddle around her waist there mate.

Underneath her arm.

So that's it.

Beautiful.

I mean if I was a little bit

lower.

Over there.

And you guys cuddle in together.

And lean.

Face more forward.

And turn your faces.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Guys just a couple little shuffles more.

There you go.

Just bend your right knee mate.

Just a slight little bend.

That's it.

And cuddle up.

Beautiful.

Okay.

Broader party.

You mingle with each other and you guys

mingle as well.

Go for it.

Okay.

The bride and groom are going to cuddle

up a little bit.

And you guys make them laugh.

Have a bit of fun.

Go for it.

Guys turn your bodies more that way.

That's it.

Beautiful.

And you're going to flirt with her a

little bit.

And broader party.

Rhythm up a little bit.

Go for it.

Come this way.

Come this way.

And turn.

I want you to put your arm around

her like this.

Beautiful.

And let's have a look here.

Perfect.

Your arm around her as well.

With the flowers.

Bring your arm right around her.

And kind of lean closer.

Beautiful.

That's gorgeous.

That's it.

Okay.

We'll get Belly over here.

Now bring your hip.

Push to the wall.

So just like that.

That's it.

And now lean towards this way.

Beautiful.

Yeah.

Over here darling.

You can.

Okay.

So right there.

Perfect.

Now can I have everyone, your toe that's

closest to me.

Point it like this.

And then bend it like that.

And now shift your butt away from me.

That's it.

That's good.

Good.

And now turn this way.

Turn this way.

Beautiful.

And then elbows out a little bit.

And drop the flowers a slight touch.

Give me a second there ladies.

Hold it there.

Okay ladies.

Good.

Beautiful.

Hold it for me.

Hold it.

Everyone closer.

Closer.

Closer.

Closer.

I want tighter.

And now very gently just turn a bit

more so the light hits more of you.

Like.

There we go.

Perfect.

And you found something spontaneously funny out that

way.

Go.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

And let's grab the handful of butt check

again.

Thank you.

Handful of butt check.

Go.

Now before we leave you there because you're

looking all pretty hot.

Before you go.

Can I have the groom please.

Cut away from behind that way.

Give her a cuddle.

Send this way.

Alright.

Good.

Alright.

So cuddling girls.

Come closer to me darling.

Good.

Now you guys close your gap with your

faces.

Close your gap with your faces.

Come a bit more this way so the

light can hit you.

The light can hit you.

Okay.

Gorgeous.

And girls.

Toe.

Toe this way.

Knee.

And then check your butt back.

Beautiful.

Thank you.

I want to get the bride and groom

just sort of mingling in like you're flirting

with each other and all the girls are

looking at you.

Oh my God.

Say no.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Give her a cute little kiss on the

forehead there.

Beautiful.

Love that.

And the girls are loving that.

Damn it.

Girls.

I think it's on this side.

Get down that side more.

What's going on there?

Oh no.

There's a pack of cigarettes.

I'll get you to hide that there.

And I'll move this over here.

If you can.

That's how we should be travelling around.

Hide the cigarettes.

What can you do with this?

I want you to rest your shoulder a

bit more this way.

That's it.

Hands in the pockets.

Alright.

And come over here, mate.

Just over there.

And over here, mate, if you can.

Just here?

Just bring your feet a bit more closer

in.

That's it.

And I want you to turn around this

way.

And then slightly come a bit closer to

me.

Hands in the pockets.

Alright, guys.

All looking at me.

Looking at...

Turn this way.

Good.

That's it.

You can cuddle in your wife there, mate.

Yeah, okay.

All looking at me.

Nice and happy there for me.

Hold there.

Good.

And bride and groom are flirting.

And the boys are just looking at each

other, mucking around, laughing, cracking up, talking shit.

That's it, guys.

Now, everyone lean forward towards me.

Leaning to the bride and groom.

That's it.

Mucking around a little bit.

Good.

That's it.

Looking at each other.

Cracking up a little bit again.

Good.

That's it.

Hands in the pockets.

Come a little bit this way.

And a bit of an angle.

That's it.

And turn this way.

Just bring your shoulder up here.

Just behind his a little bit.

Just there.

Turn your feet as well.

And that hand in the pocket.

Come a little bit closer.

Let's have a look.

No smile for this one.

just really cool, no smile.

Just bring your hand right in your pocket

properly, all the way, like with your thumb

as well.

There you go, good.

Hold it, boys.

Hold it there, hold it.

Luke, turn your face more that way, just

so the light hits you more, that's better.

Good, don't move, guys.

One second, and best man, just bring it

a bit closer towards me so the light

hits you more.

A bit more, that's good.

Okay, good, guys, good.

And Luke, see how your weight's on the

other leg?

Just swap your legs there, so left leg

back and your right foot a bit more

forward.

So just a little like that.

That's it, perfect, perfect.

Good, guys, and Luke, turn your face that

way.

Well done, boys, hold it there, hold it.

Best man a bit closer.

Best man a bit closer towards me.

That's it, and Luke, turn, looking at your

brother there with a laugh and cracking up

a little bit, that's it, good, hold it

there.

That's good.

All right, man, just come a couple of

steps this way.

Perfect, and just rest your body forward a

little bit.

Too much, just shake it out, that's it.

Turn your face that way.

A bit more.

All right, turn your face that way, mate.

A bit more, and eyes at me, that's

it.

Just cool for the first one, no smile,

just nice and cool.

And a bit of a smile, nice and

happy there, guys, that's it.

Okay, stay about there.

All right, guys, beautiful.

Come this way a little bit, just a

few little shuffles over there.

I want you to hold this.

Oh, stop, stop.

Hold here.

As you dip there, I want you to

close your eyes, I want you to tilt

this way and jump a little bit, and

you're gonna give it a couple of little

nibbles over there, a bit of fun there.

That's it, and tilt more, but a little

bit more this way, so that's it.

So yeah, that's it, gorgeous.

All right, give me a second, guys.

Okay, now give her a little bit of

a dip down, sort of more towards me,

sort of diagonally back towards me.

That's it, beautiful.

Chin right up there, sweetie.

Bit more up, that's it, beautiful.

Give her a couple of nibbles there, guys,

that's it, beautiful.

Hold it there.

Nibbling.

A bit of animation here.

So we're laughing a little bit, we're chin

is up, gorgeous.

Let your right arm out a little bit,

so hopefully the wind takes the veil a

little bit.

Sort of behind you, sort of more down

and lower.

That's better, that's, there you go.

Fly, fly.

There we go.

Fantastic.

That's it, keep going.

All right, this is dead now, it's gone,

it's finished.

Forget it.

Yeah, yeah, get over it, move on.

Come nice and close here, mate, if you're

facing her properly.

I want your forehead just here.

And first one, just looking at me, just

really cool, no smile, really cool.

Chin's up, that's it, eyes are being left,

both of you.

Yeah, that's cool.

That looks beautiful, beautiful.

Now if you can, if you can, lean

your upper bodies towards me, about there.

And this hand very gently, just from next

to this there.

So keep it holding you there, that's it.

And just like that, perfect.

Yeah, just, that's it, chin up.

Eyes on me, guys, both of you.

That's it, really cool.

No smiles, eyes on me, hold it there.

Just work your way to a squint there,

mate, just a little hint of a squint,

just here, that's it.

That's good, hold it.

Now, what we're doing is you're laughing into

her, looking into her, and chin up, darling,

and you're peering off here with my hand,

and you're laughing as well, we're giggling at

each other, having a fun there, guys.

Those beautiful nibbling, kissing, licking, squeezing, and teasing,

damn it.

Because you can.

That's it, look at, oh, he's going like

a porn star, look at him.

Young Richard Gere with Kim Basinger.

Have a little bit of fun here.

Gorgeous, see, he's getting a bit kinky now,

because he's looking at you, you're looking at

me, and it's just a bit, you know.

That's it, guys, beautiful.

Guys, just hands in the pocket there, mate,

and hold hands.

Beautiful.

Okay, what I want you to do, guys,

is walk really slowly, about this pace.

Enough that you can sort of, you're just

about balancing sort of thing.

And as you do it, look at each

other, and darling, pick up your dress a

little bit, like it'd make it easy for

you to walk.

That's perfect, and just slightly bend your elbow

up a little bit.

And you're laughing a little bit, looking at

each other, leaning forward.

You found something funny.

Oh, my God, yeah.

That's it, beautiful.

That's really stunning, hold it there.

Great job, you guys, that's it.

and we'll see you next time.

And eyes down darling, breathe through your mouth

a little bit.

Actually sort of go behind her, go right

behind her, that's it, and a bit more

behind, and then hands in the pockets, okay,

and bring your hands back to where they

were before darling, just you, so Abbey, so

like that again, that's it, beautiful, and Luke,

just really cool mate, looking at me, and

just turn your body a bit more towards

me a bit, that's it, perfect, and drop

your arm a little bit darling, so I

can see more of your face, sort of

bring it more in, that's better, gorgeous, perfect

guys, hold it there, really cool, gorgeous.

So guys, go that way for me, that

light is really cool again, that's it, hold

it, and Luke, can you come right up

the stairs mate, right up the stairs, yep,

just there, perfect, okay, so hands in the

pockets, and just put one foot in front

of the other, doesn't matter which one it

is, so there's no gap, so you're on

the side, so just like, that's it, perfect,

now a couple steps this way, that's it,

and just give me a bit of gap

between your arms there, so I can see

a bit of air, that's good, okay, now

lean forward, turn your face a little bit

to your left now, a bit more, so

I can see a hint of your profile

a bit more, okay, a bit more, there

you go, drop your hands a little bit

darling, just a little bit, that's it, gorgeous,

hold it there guys, stand,

stand perfectly like this and face each other,

and hold hands, just bend the knee that's

closest to me mate, if you can, that's

it, perfect, bring your bodies closer, and guys

a few steps this way, that's it, stay

there for me, and bring the flash up

as high as you can go, yeah, right

behind, and just to a point where I

can't see you, that's it, and hold up

your hand, your right hand, sort of behind

the gorilla, as far as you possibly can,

that's it, and hold it a bit to

your left, stop, a little bit to your

right, stop, guys look at each other, come

back a bit more, just your body, that's

it, it's up there, hold it guys, hold

it, hold it, hold it, it's

all about light, just keep on going up

there, just until you get, that's a bit

of a glow right where you are, about

bearish, okay, now, come over here, now I

want you to just come nice and close,

I want you to lean forward to a

point, it almost looks like you're whispering in

his ear, okay, so just carry your head

there, that's it, don't move, a bit more

this way, that's it, very gently like that,

hands around, push your hip this way, towards

the wall, beautiful, and your hand the back

of his head, beautiful, push that for me,

turn your face this way, oh too much,

just, and back, back into his face, so

bury your head into her, so I can

just see him now, that's better, and your

head, your hand behind his head, beautiful, gorgeous,

gorgeous guys, hold it there, just

breathe through your mouth, both of you, so

I can get a feeling that you're about

to kiss, there you go, that's

it, gorgeous guys, hold there, that's it, yeah,

that's awesome, now

the trick is here, is not getting me

in the shot, yeah, no, I think you

guys need to be where I am, so

shall we go that way, yeah, so turn

around, okay, beautiful, just your hand on his

face, a bit more, just slowly bend the

wrist there, chin up a little bit darling,

the other way, other way, a bit more,

chin right up, yeah, it's about here, that's,

that's nice, because you can see a bit

of a kick in the frame, all right,

I need you to hold it there, keep

me down, okay, I'm gonna

ask a gentleman, excuse me sir, do you

have anything that I could stand on, like

even just the one, like a seat height,

have you got a small ladder, oh thank

you so much, oh that's awesome, yeah, although

I can't see much of your face, even

just that twinkle in your eye, that spark

is going to make all the difference in

this shot, sort of breathe through your mouth,

it just, I think you really feel the

passion, you know what I mean, it's just

that, that, that way, yeah, tippy toes, if

you can, I know it's going to be

tough, do the best you can, all right,

beautiful, just breathe in there darling, breathe in,

breathe in, bring your thumb closer towards your

fingers, there you go, beautiful, breathe in your

mouth, when I see something about that, that's

cool, okay,

if I can get this, it'll be good,

all right, close your eyes darling, yeah, damn,

I'm getting my, getting myself in it, that's

right, and now I want to get you

guys to kiss properly, so tilt this way,

that's it, beautiful, now just turn so I

can see it, this way, a bit more,

a bit more, a bit more this way,

a bit more, now bring the hand down

darling, and down, down, down, more like that

way, keep going, more like that way, more

like that way, go here, I'll cut it

out, good shot, yeah, that's beautiful, guys, close

your eyes, beautiful kiss, that's gorgeous, that's

it, just there, beautiful, gorgeous, okay, come this

way, yeah, beautiful, and shut on her, bring

the valve over your shoulders there for me

darling, and bring your hands up higher, higher,

stop, bend the wrist in like that, that's

it, beautiful, the way, the way you think

it, the way you think it is, turn

this way, that's it, beautiful, eyes down now,

okay, can you come back away from me

more, a bit more, a bit more, beautiful,

if you can now bring your hands up

a little bit higher, that's it, and bring

it closer to your chest, a bit more,

really soft, eyes down, oh,

beautiful over there, so

that's it, switch sides, look at each other

guys, look at each other's lips, chin down

darling, and that's perfect on there, guys, bring

your lower parts of your body closer, so

there's no air between your lower parts of

your bodies, that's it, and look at each

other guys, so

I might go, see if I can get

more detail from that background, that's better,

chin down gorgeous, so chin down

darling, chin down mate, stop there, beautiful, turn

this way darling, okay, look really close, a

bit more beyond it, this way, yeah, this

way, that's it, and just bring the elbow

on there for me, beautiful, arm over the

waist, just rock your shoulder, that's better, beautiful,

turn your faces this way, and eyes down,

so you don't have to worry about the

sun, chin up mate for a second, and

lean this way, turn your face into hers,

stop, too much, come back, there you go,

chin up sweetie, try to relax your forehead

a little bit, oh, leave it there, leave

that, leave that, beautiful, rub

your faces on each other, just in that

position, so that you're, sort of like you're

hugging each other with your faces there, yeah,

keep on doing that guys, really soft, turn

your face to the right there darling, a

little bit, that's it, and he's sort of,

that's it, he's peering on you a little

bit, you know what I mean, there you

go, gorgeous, give a cute little kiss in

the temple there, and tilt your head towards

this way darling, that's it, gorgeous, give her

a little kiss, she's softly smiling as you're

doing that, eyes

at me darling, so guys, looking at each

other there for me a little bit, that's

it, turn this way,

turn, and come right up against the wall

there for me, mm-hmm, beautiful, now this

leg just up like that, and go on

tippy toes, that's it, right up like that,

actually do that for me, so your left

leg, yeah, that's gorgeous, just hold that there

for me like that, yeah, that's really pretty,

it's beautiful, and turn your face this way,

and chin up a little bit, that's gorgeous

darling, hold it there for me, hold it,

turn your face more towards me, stop, okay,

look at me darling for a second, that's

it, so on a split second, eyes with

me, okay, so relax your forehead, ready, one,

two, go, okay, ready, one, two,

three, the way your hands are perfect, just

sort of lean this way, and pretend like

you just, you just picked up your veil

there, just like that, yeah, perfect, that's it,

and just sort of bend your elbow up

a little bit, and bring your elbow back,

that's it, turn your face this way, turn,

and eyes down now, gorgeous, hold it there,

just turn your body that way, if you

can, just squat a little bit, I don't

want to get that line coming out of

the top of your head, that's good, don't

move, so bend this elbow right up, bring

it right up, that's it, so bend, arch

your back, and then turn your face that

way, chin down darling, bring your hand down

a bit darling, there

we go, I

want to put these back, I promise, yeah,

while we've got them, we might as well

have some fun with them, and if you

let them go, all care, no responsibility, okay,

I want you to hold them darling, if

you can, okay, very good, and now smile,

bring this hand right over his shoulder like

that, there we go, cool, very good, and

just hold that hand there like that, very

cute, bring that hand on top of his,

actually I want you to hold the weight

of the mate if you can, actually bring

it behind you, sort of bring it over

your back of your shoulder, and you're looking

at that way mate, you thought you were

home free there mate, didn't you?

All right guys, so looking into each other,

having a few laughs there, having a bit

of fun, that's it, beautiful, go

nice and close mate, bury your face right

into her neck, that's it, and lean towards

me guys, both of you lean towards me,

that's it, chin up there darling, looking at

me a little bit, that's it, close your

eyes, he's loving you a little bit, he's

loving you thinking, I'm, I'm just, you know

what, I want to have a fucking drink,

Jerry, keep it going, beautiful, fall,

and one

last kiss of the lips there to finish

off with, topside with a kiss, that's it,

that's better, beautiful, and just turn towards me

a little bit, so I can see what's

going on, keep on going, keep on going,

that's it, close your eyes guys, that's it,

I want you to pick her up, and

you're going to be like this, so you're

going to bob down, hold her underneath her

buttcheeks, and if you stand she'll be airborne,

okay, and what I want you to do

sweetie, is kick your heel out, so just

your, bring your heel out there, and with

your left hand you're holding it, you're holding

the weight, yeah, well, try to hold it

with just one hand, so yeah, even if

it's a bit high, this is fine, so

just one heel, I want you to kick

up, so if you start with it out,

that's it, just make sure that this continues

to stay out, just add a bit of

fun to the shoe, and this is okay,

yeah, that's fine, and then what I want

you to do mate, is you're going to

bob down, hold underneath her buttcheeks, stand up,

looking into her, and you're going to throw

your head back and have a bit of

a giggle, all right, give me a second,

give me a second, give me a second,

second, second, and then as you're doing that,

keep your heel up, all right, go for

it sweetie, that's it, gorgeous, that's it, beautiful,

looking at me darling, a little bit, that's

it, and you're giggling a little bit,