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Hey guys, what's going on, man?

Hey guys, how are you?

Jerry?

Joe.

How are you?

What's going on, man?

Anyway, so drive out and I'll direct you.

Face this way.

I'll direct you from there.

So come around this way, it'll be good.

It's obviously not his, right?

I'll just get it just in the light

of the sun there.

Come closer.

Okay, slow down.

And now come slightly this way.

Perfect.

That's it.

Turn the wheel that way.

Okay, perfect.

Alright, you sexy bastard, let's do something with

you, huh?

I just want you to open up the

door.

Yeah.

And just sort of rest on here for

me.

And just, you know, do what comes naturally

there.

I mean, like that?

No, no, no.

So basically just sort of rest your foot

up there.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

And then close it a little bit.

That's it.

Perfect.

Have your hand on here.

Yep.

And rest your elbow on there for me.

Yeah, that's good.

Turn your face this way.

So what we'll do today, I'm going to

often, when I direct you, I'm going to

look at you and you're going to mirror

me.

So if I do this and so on,

it'll be a lot easier for us.

Alright, so just a bit more this way.

Just relax the hand a little bit.

Turn your face that way.

Good.

Okay.

Okay.

So what we'll do, if you can both

hold it steady and then once we get

the glow, it's all good.

There it is.

Yeah, you want it there, like that.

Yeah, that's good.

Okay, cool.

Alright.

So hang your body and turn your face

this way.

That's it.

Okay, now look at me, mate.

Rob, tilt this way a little bit.

Hang your body forward a slight touch.

That's good.

Don't move.

Okay, look at your groomsmen.

Okay, make a mark, boys.

Yeah, you look hideous.

You know, you make games.

It takes six months to get one game

and then you just drop it easily.

Do me a favour.

Just adjust your cuffs a little bit.

Sort of James Bond style.

Other way.

Sort of bring your hands up.

That's it.

And then look at me.

Bring your hands up like this.

That's it.

And now adjust it from the bottom.

That's it.

Perfect.

Chin up a little bit.

That's good.

Hold it.

And then look at the reflector.

That's it.

So what we'll do now, boys, is we'll

go a bit closer.

This is going to be a lot brighter

on your face and you're going to hate

it, but it's going to look really cool.

That's it.

Just there.

That's it.

Yeah, it's cool, man.

Just tilt your face this way.

So, guys, often, all three of you, often

I'll get you to hang your bodies and

bring your chin up.

It just makes you slimmer and sexier in

this little area.

Okay.

Not saying you need it, but every little

bit helps.

All right, chin up, man.

Turn your face a bit to the right.

That's perfect.

All right, and cross your arms there, mate.

Just cross your arms.

Yeah, just like that.

Bring your elbow off it.

That's it.

And just sort of cross it right there.

Unless your biceps are too big, right?

So properly, like this.

That's it.

Perfect.

That's it.

And I want a really cool, really strong

look at the camera.

So straight on.

Just tilt your face a bit.

Turn your face a touch to the right.

Perfect, man.

That's good.

Don't move.

Face touch this way.

That's it.

Good.

Don't move, man.

Hold it.

I want you to love your boys now.

We'll get ready properly, and then we'll come

back and do a shot with all of

you boys properly with the suits, okay?

I saw a little light in the bathroom

that I want to use.

So let's hop in there.

Let's see how close you can get to

that light there.

A bit more.

That's it.

Just come a little bit.

And chin up a bit.

And come back a little bit more.

Yes, that will work.

Come into my office.

Come into my orifice.

If you can, I need you to go

as tall as possible in that particular area.

That's it.

And just there, chin up a little bit.

Face a little bit to the right now.

A bit more.

A bit more.

That's it.

That's better.

Yes, hold it there, man.

Like I said, what I'll do, I normally

roughly set you up like I'm doing now,

and then I get the shot that I'm

going to test shot, and then I give

you that last direction so you know what's

going on.

All right, man.

Hold it there.

That's good.

Yes, that's perfect, man.

Hold it there.

Don't move.

Okay, eyes at me, man.

I'll do it.

And now very gently turn your face this

way.

That's it.

And eyes.

Close your eyes for a split second, okay?

When I count to three, open them up

in where I've just told you, okay?

Give me a sec, man.

Really cool.

Really cool look.

Give me a second.

Hold it.

Hold it.

One, two, go.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's have a look.

Okay, just come over here for me.

So, guys, what we'll do first is just

a couple of quickies.

So, just pretend like you're doing up this

cuff link.

Turn your face bias that way, okay?

Oh, I don't know.

So, your body this way, and then your

face.

Are you guys trying to talk shit?

Oh, I've got to tuck myself in.

I'm tucking myself in.

Oh, my God.

Let me tuck myself in.

All right.

So, let's get just adjust the cuff links.

One hand on either side.

And, Joe, just stand a bit more back,

mate.

Okay.

And as you're doing it, I want you

to look at your best man.

Bit of a laugh.

There you go.

That's it.

Spontaneously laughing now.

There we go.

All right, boys.

If you guys can help each other put

your cuff links on.

Hey, Rob, just come a bit more closer,

mate.

Come a bit more closer until the light

hits you.

There you go.

And then, Joe, back.

Go back.

Go back.

Story of his life.

That's better.

In India, where are you?

The rock has evened out.

Laughing.

Hey, remember, microphones are microphones.

Microphones are microphones.

Jesus.

Oh, my.

Laughing.

Oh, I got that one.

Oh, there's a slow-mo.

All right.

Joe, come back a bit to the right.

That's it.

All right, guys.

Let's help the groom put his bow tie

on.

Let's do it.

So, Joe, come back to your left a

bit, mate.

That's it.

That's better.

Laughing.

There, mate.

Hold the whole thing.

Laughing.

Let's take some scissors with you, Tom.

Where's your nipple gone, Tom?

In bed.

Laughing.

Hey, Rob, make sure you turn your face

bias that way when he puts it on.

So, your body facing us, but your face

that way.

So, bring it behind.

So, you face me.

Yeah.

So, face me.

Come from behind him.

Come this way.

Yeah, that's it.

And as you do it, yeah, sort of

turn your face bias that way.

And as you do it, guys, share a

laugh, a little bit of fun.

All right, let's get the jacket on.

Just before you put that on, have two

guys out of the way for a second.

I just want to shop with you in

the vest only.

And come out of the way of the

light for me.

Can you put the collar in the vest?

And then just straighten up the bow tie

there.

Okay, just come a little bit closer to

me, mate.

That's a bit more.

And now just hang your body a little

bit.

That's it.

And now just turn your body this way.

No, this way.

That's it.

And now face this way.

That's it.

And turn your face a bit more this

way.

That's it.

Don't move.

And just your eyes at me, mate.

That's good.

Hold it there.

That's it.

Give me a second.

Hold on a second.

Bring your lips together for me.

That's it.

Good.

Hold it there.

I want you to adjust your bow tie.

That's it.

Lean forward.

That's it.

And turn your face that way.

And look out the window.

And work your way to a squint.

Work your way to a squint there, mate.

Sorry?

And work your way to a hint of

a squint.

A little one.

So look at me.

So, that's a little one.

That's it.

That's it.

Looking out.

That's good.

Don't move.

Alright, cool.

Let's get the jacket on.

Okay, so put the jacket on.

And as you do it, look at your

best man.

A bit of fun.

Crack it up a little bit.

That's it.

Stand closer, boys.

Stand closer to each other.

Get in close, Joe.

Get in close.

Closer.

Closer.

That's it.

Oh, that's too close, Joe.

That's it.

So hands in the pockets.

Come a few steps towards me.

That's it.

Traditionally, when you're wearing two-button, the bottom

one is always undone.

But that's up to you.

It sort of just makes it a little

bit nicer and stuff.

Okay, and turn a bit more towards me.

That's it.

A bit more.

A few steps this way.

That's it.

A bit more.

And straighten up your bow tie this way.

Great.

So hands in the pockets.

Just hang your body down a little bit

more towards me.

That's good.

Tilt this way again.

That's it.

Good.

Chin up a little bit.

That's good, mate.

Don't move.

So just work your way to a hint

of a squint again.

A little one.

That's it.

Just a little one.

Eyes at me.

Too much.

Just relax the eyes.

That's it.

Perfect.

Actually, put both hands on the tie.

Put your arms out a bit wider.

Not too much.

Just put the jacket down a little bit.

That's it.

Just your hands both there again.

And then turn your body towards me a

bit.

That's it.

And turn your face that way.

A bit more.

Good.

Lean into each other.

That's it.

And Joe, turn your face more towards the

light.

That's it.

Looking at me, boys.

Looking right at me.

Oh, my God.

That's comforting.

All right.

Look at each other, boys.

The two boys.

Look at the best man.

Best man, look at the boys.

Look at your best man.

Okay.

Just really quickly, we'll do a shot with

you with the best man and you with

your groomsman.

Just stay where you are.

Okay, guys.

And just turn a bit more this way

so the light hits you both.

Turn this way.

That's better.

Much better.

Okay.

Lean forward.

No, no, no.

You're fine.

You're perfect.

Lean forward.

Good.

Hold it, boys.

Hold it.

Good.

Making sure we're good.

Perfect.

All right.

Stay where you are.

Hop over to the side.

Okay, groomsman.

Other side.

Okay.

Lean forward.

Close the gap together.

Turn your face a bit more when the

light hits you a bit.

That's it.

Good.

Eyes on me, boys.

Hold it.

Hold it.

A little bit closer to me.

A bit closer.

Closer.

Closer.

And a bit this way.

So a few steps this way.

And then turn your body towards me.

That's it.

Just taking a bit of close-up here.

Hang your body down a bit.

And now turn your face this way.

Or too much.

Come a bit away from me.

Yeah, keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Perfect.

So hang your body down a bit more

again.

And turn your face to the right.

That's it.

And look a bit to your left.

That's it.

Just a little too much.

That's it.

And tilt your top of your head away

from me.

Yeah, tilt the top of your head away

from me.

That's it.

And bring your lips together.

And then really cool with your eyes.

When I say cool, it's a subtle hint

of a squint.

It just makes a difference.

I want you to find what you're looking

at hysterical.

Okay, there you go.

Close to here.

So when the light hits you, probably even

sit on there if you can.

So just turn right around your body around

this way.

And then put your backside on here.

On the heart a bit.

Now turn your face this way.

Face towards me.

And relax the shoulder.

So don't rely on your body weight like

that.

That's perfect.

And now turn your face this way.

A bit more.

That's good, man.

Hold it there.

And then bring your face reasonably close to

it.

That's it.

Good.

All right, man.

Hold it there.

Hold it there.

Eyes at me.

Okay, so get over here.

And then we'll get mum to stand.

Okay, so come nice and close, both of

you.

All right, same position, guys.

All right, so let's bring your faces close

together, guys.

Beautiful.

Very nice.

Hold it there.

Pretend to be happy now.

Okay.

All right, very nice.

Look at each other, guys.

Okay, nice and close.

That's it.

Mum, start crying now.

Can I have dad now as well?

All three of you.

So guys, stay there.

Stay.

Can I have dad nice and close to

mum?

We'll take a shot individually with the groom

as well, but before we do that, just

the three of you.

Hold there for me.

And hold like that.

Perfect.

All right, guys.

Okay, lean forward and then close the gap

together with your faces there, guys.

That's beautiful.

Very nice.

Okay, guys, nice and happy, looking at me.

Big smile.

Hold it.

Look at each other.

A bit of fun, guys.

Crack it up a little bit.

Actually, to make it easier for you guys,

you can come on this side.

Can you come on over this way?

We'll do a blood family and then, yeah,

that'd be great.

Okay, great.

Blood family.

Blood family.

And then we'll do the chosen one.

Hold hands.

Hand in the pocket.

All right, guys.

I want you to all lean forward and

lean into each other.

And everybody say unregistered VN.

Unregistered VN.

Good.

Look at each other, guys.

Crack it up.

Muck it around a little bit.

Look at each other.

Look at each other.

Mom, look at Dad.

Mom, there you go.

That's it.

Over here, darling.

I'm going to get you in between this

way.

Come here, Ash.

You all right?

In between there.

Over here, darling.

Okay.

So hold on to the groom.

And hold on to your fiancée there.

Stand a bit behind her, mate.

That's it.

And then hold on to her.

All right, lean forward.

Okay, lean together, guys.

Beautiful.

Very nice.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

While you guys are there, you three hop

aside.

Turn around this way.

And then I'll do a shot individually with

all of you and the siblings.

So come this way.

Why don't you give her a bit of

a hug?

Give her a hug from behind and the

three of you.

No, that way.

That's it.

Perfect.

That's it.

Perfect.

All right, cuddle up, guys.

Good.

Squeezing.

Faces touching if we can.

Good.

That's it.

Go.

Fantastic.

Take a break for a second.

Just one with your brother.

And then all siblings in a second.

Turn your body more towards me.

All right, guys.

Look at me.

Look at me for me.

That's it.

Nice and happy, guys.

Hold it.

Can I have all siblings?

Burns.

So can I get you in between, in

the middle of them?

Burns.

I'm in the middle.

Be careful.

All right, turn around.

I want you to turn around.

That way.

That's it.

Hug him.

This is the only time I'll be hugging

him.

Three of you hang out.

Don't make a choice, Burns.

All right.

All right, guys.

Lean forward.

Lean together.

That's it.

Beautiful.

All right, everyone.

I want you to look at mum and

dad and get a bit of a laugh

at mum and dad.

We're going to laugh at you.

All right.

Is this a stay there?

You can take a break there, mate.

Thank you.

Just the two of you now.

Hold their hands.

All right, cuddle up nice and close.

Beautiful.

Gorgeous.

Hold it.

Beautiful.

Look at each other, guys.

Bit of a giggle.

Let's just do dad now.

All right.

Okay, lean forward.

Lean together, guys.

All right, looking at me.

Big smile for me.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Look at each other.

Bit of a laugh, guys.

Okay, so can we have the boys back

again?

So we'll do something a bit more traditional

with you boys and then we'll have a

bit of fun.

Actually, what we'll do, I might get you

on this side.

I'm the shorter one.

No, no.

Stay where you are.

Stay.

Okay, hands in the pockets, boys.

That's it.

Hands in the pockets.

All right, lean forward towards me.

Lean into each other.

All right, guys.

Looking at me.

That's it.

Big smile.

Hold it.

All right, don't move.

Keep on looking at Reuben over here.

Keep looking that way.

Nice.

And fondling now.

Fondling?

Fondling, yeah.

Only Rob eyes at me, man.

That's it, that's it.

Can I have all the immediate family over

there and the groom close to me?

Including Fiance.

So I want you guys to cuddle up.

So Mum and Dad cuddle up.

That's it.

You guys cuddle.

Sort of like you can lean on each

other.

Nice and fun, all that kind of stuff.

Okay, just a bit more this way.

So guys, come a little bit closer there

for me.

That's it.

Mum and Dad close the gap together.

Hold each other basically is what I'm saying.

That's it.

Turn your knee the other way.

That's better.

That's it.

And the other way.

That's better.

Actually, girls, just so you know today, if

you do this and your weight goes backwards,

it looks better.

If you do it this way, this looks

bigger.

So leave your weight on your back leg,

both of you.

That's perfect.

Beautiful.

All right, very good.

All right.

You've got the Facebook step with the hips,

guys.

All right, guys.

Hold it there.

Okay, now on the count of three, you're

going to feel stupid.

I want you to crack up laughing for

no reason.

I need the sound because it helps the

expression.

So one, two, three, laugh loud, okay?

Ready?

One, two, three, go for it!

Look back at your family.

You know what?

This little twist is going to be hilarious,

mate.

Mum and Dad, I want you to go

for a kiss to make the kids sick.

Go for it.

Go, go, go, go!

All right, what we'll do now, let's get

the Ferrari out and do a shot finish

with you guys.

Just go around, do a U-turn and

come back here.

This is the spot to do the U

-turn, but it's okay.

So pretty much that way, but straight.

Just come towards me.

Just straighten up.

Perfect.

That's it.

Keep going.

I want you over here in the foreground,

mate.

Okay, I want to get the feeling that

you're walking.

So face me and just hands in the

pockets.

Actually, just put that hand in, that hand

out and give me the one foot in

front of the other.

That's it.

But bring one foot over.

So sort of like that.

That's it, but not too much.

Relax again.

So just pretend like you're walking again.

Go back again.

So shake it out.

And then bring one foot forward.

That's it.

And bring that foot back.

A bit more.

A bit more.

That's it.

And don't lean too much there.

All right, guys, I just want to shoot

in this angle.

That's cool, man.

Eyes up a little bit.

Just one, two, three, looking left.

Perfect.

Okay, now stay there.

Take the boys in the background.

So give me the feeling that you're walking

and then just press the pause button.

That's it, stop there.

Perfect.

Good.

And bring your back foot behind your front

foot.

That's it.

Bring your back foot in front of your

front foot.

That's it.

Now lean forward a touch and everyone look

at the number 31.

Don't move.

Give me a sec, guys.

All right, guys, when you're ready, I just

want you to walk towards us very slowly,

slowly.

Okay, and look above my head.

Ready?

One, two, go for it.

All right, one last shot there, mate.

Why don't you get in the car there

for me, Rob?

Sit up a little bit taller so I

can see you clearly.

That's it.

And now turn your face to the left

a little bit.

That's it, don't move.

Actually, look at me perfectly straight.

Actually, turn your face to the left there,

man.

That's it, don't move.

All right, we're done.

We're cool.

We're cool.