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Alright, Chris over here mate.

I'm not going to worry about the dress

because I'm going to see it in the

shot.

Where are your flowers darling?

Ah, Mel's got them.

Have you got something in the bunts or

is it just there?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you've got one of those things here.

That's cool.

Alright, so can I have one of the

sisters here, the sisters there and then on

the other side.

So can I get you over there darling,

just over there.

Over here and over there darling.

Yep.

So turn your body around.

It's fine, it's like the grooms.

Turn this way, turn this way.

Alright, now everyone I want you to basically

hold the clutch on the side that I

can see it.

And you're the sisters right?

Yes.

Yes, okay.

So come over here mate, give her a

cuddle from behind.

Finally I was Andy Chris.

So bring your body in that side, hence

the non-threatening.

Alright, can I get you on this side

mate?

So just shuffle your feet right there, we're

not going to see anything.

So give her a cute little hug, bring

your faces close together, cuddle in close this

way.

In fact, I'm just trying to think to

balance this out.

Over there darling, right next to your sister.

Over there.

Now that we've changed that.

Here?

Yeah, beautiful.

In fact, I'm going to get you to

hug her, bring your arm right around her.

Yep.

Yep, beautiful.

And arm around him.

I've got a clutch in here.

I'm not going to see your clutch for

now, so yeah, we've got plenty of clutches

there.

So lean your face towards me, that's it,

lean this way.

Beautiful.

And then bring that shoulder in, and over

here.

Beautiful.

And close the gap, cheeks touching, everyone's having

fun there.

Beautiful.

That's gorgeous.

Can I get you on this side darling?

One second, come back this way.

I want to see your face, that's it,

perfect, gorgeous.

Big smile for me, hold it.

Okay, looking at each other, loving each other,

squeezing, teasing, loving.

Jess, look over your shoulder back at the

girls this way, we're giggling, leaning forward.

Alright, fantastic.

Now it's the turn of Brian, only come

close to me, you guys stay where you

are, stay where you are.

Come a bit more this way sweetie.

A bit more, that's it.

I want you to turn that way now,

and then sort of looking half over your

shoulder back at me.

That's beautiful.

And then, just have that, hold that with

you.

Perfect.

And cuddle up everybody, same position as you

were, so you cuddle up to over here

with your both hands, and bring your arm

around each other.

Beautiful.

And leaning forward, and looking at me.

Gorgeous.

Alright, so lean forward, shins up, looking at

me a little bit, that's it.

Jess, turn your face more this way, and

your eyes are back at me, and you're

loving me, everyone's loving me.

Girls are loving Chris, we're loving him.

Beautiful, and cracking up, loving each other, looking

at each other.

Now, take a break everybody for a second,

except for the bride.

So, a few steps that way, okay, and

turn your body that way.

A bit more, beautiful.

Look at me darling, so bring your shoulders

back, arms at the body, good, lean this

way, chin up a little bit, that's gorgeous.

Shoulders back gorgeous, that's it, lean towards this

way, chin up a little bit, that's perfect,

don't move.

Chin up more.

Beautiful, now eyes down.

So bring that over, and then that is

just sort of holding that length there.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Relax that hand a little bit Jess, bring

it up a bit higher, that's it, lean

forward towards me, that's gorgeous.

Chin up a little bit, loving me a

little bit, there you go.

Now lock.

Alright, beautiful.

So what we're doing here is the grand

reveal.

So what we're doing is, these guys are

meeting beforehand, I'm looking at you, I'm looking

at the camera, so we're going to be

very, very quiet.

And the bride and groom are going to

see each other before they get married, so

we can take some photographs to get the

pressure off before they get married, so I'm

going to get them back to back, and

they can't see each other, and then I'll

ask them to turn around at the exact

same time, and we'll see what happens.

Hopefully some tears, hopefully some cheers, hopefully some

wailing, we'll see.

Jessica's coming back a bit, just back up

a little bit, a couple of steps.

That's it, keep going.

A couple of steps to your right now,

a bit more, and a bit more towards

me.

Actually keep going, keep coming, keep coming, keep

coming, keep coming.

Okay, stop there, alright.

Don't worry about that.

It's so amazing.

So you guys are going to be back

to back.

Alright, so just make sure you're safe here,

so you're okay.

Now, if you just face me, and just

walk side.

Watch your step, watch your step.

I'm getting a bit emotional here.

That's it, watch this, step up.

Alright, give me a second, just keep that

way.

Keep that way.

Alright gorgeous, do me a favour, come back

towards this way.

Just don't look back.

Keep on coming.

Remember Sodom's wife, is that Sodom's wife?

Yeah, she looks back.

Yeah, Sodom's wife looked back, and Lot's wife.

Yeah, remember Lot's wife, she looks back and

she turns to a pill of salt.

You don't want that.

Now I want you touching.

Okay, now you guys stay there.

Alright, just stay there.

Just follow my lead here a little bit,

yeah?

Both of you very gently just turn towards

me, so you're not seeing each other though.

So turn to the right mate.

Bit more stop there, don't look over your

shoulder.

That's it, keep turning that way mate.

Alright sweetie, you do the same.

Couple steps to the right, and back up

a little bit.

Move your feet too mate, move your feet.

Stuart, move your feet as well.

That's it.

And I want your shoulders to touch now

on this side.

That's it, up move.

Don't look at me guys, don't worry about

me for a second.

Just know in a few seconds you're going

to turn around and you're going to see,

first you're going to spend the rest of

your life with me, yeah?

I'm going to count to three and do

what comes naturally.

One.

Two.

Three.

Both of you.

Check her out mate, look at her.

Hold him with both hands, with everything you've

got there now.

Close your eyes, soak him in.

Beautiful guys, well done.

It's perfect.

So I want you to cuddle up from

behind and actually grab one of those things

and grab a ball here.

What do you call them?

I don't know what you call them.

A hockey ball or a bat?

Both.

Okay, so pop one down.

Okay, you're going to, she's going to basically

try to hit it, you're going to sort

of coach her into it.

Alright, for a bit of a playful little

shot here.

So stand behind her.

That's it.

Stand this way.

Stand nice and straight, so you're a bit

taller, a bit more this way.

A bit more.

So you probably want to hit it, it's

just more of a, it's more of a

fitster than anything else.

Giggling a little bit at what's going on

there, that's good.

Beautiful, eyes down, dallying at the thing.

The ball, that's it.

Yes.

And you find it hysterically funny because you're

fresh head shot a couple of times and

your chin up a little bit and you're

looking at him a little bit, looking into

him, laughing, giggling, that's it.

I know.

Giggling.

Just the back lighting is perfect and I

think if we, there's the bus.

Alright, so turn your face towards me mate,

that's it.

Close the gap with your faces.

Turn your face this way darling.

Chin up mate.

Chin down sweetie.

Yes, beautiful.

Beautiful.

And we're snuggling in a little bit.

We're just loving each other with your faces

there.

That's gorgeous.

For a count of three darling, just eyes

at me.

Ready, one, two and three.

So Stu, look at me mate, that's it.

Forehead's touching.

Turn your face into his now.

That's it.

And now both of you.

Both of you turn your bodies this way.

That's it, don't move.

Turn your face into his there darling.

That's better, beautiful.

Let's get that.

There you go, cool man.

Hold it there.

That's good, hold it there.

That's it.

Now you're, just try and distract him, he's

just trying to look cool in the camera.

Go for it.

Scrub his balls, I don't know, something.

Again.

That's funny.

Alright, very good guys.

Fantastic, relax.

So cross over, go down that pathway guys.

Oh, I see, look at the sun now.

Isn't that funny?

Can you fluff the dress behind her?

Stu, I know how you do it.

Yep, but face me darling.

Now Stu, stand on this side there mate.

I'll take her.

It's beautiful.

Actually Stu, do me a favour.

Bring the dress more to the front.

Bring it more towards you.

I'm actually going to get you to hold

it.

Yeah, no that's fine.

Like that.

Yeah, and then hold the bulk of it

mate.

Hold the bulk of the dress.

So, you're lifting it up.

But you're going to stand further away from

it though.

So basically hold it in a way where

I can't see the bottom of it.

See the bottom of the dress.

As in, you know, the underneath, the underside

of it.

So just hold it like a dishevelled mess

sort of thing, you know.

Yeah, beautiful.

Now, so you're basically just pulling it out

there darling.

So you're just going to hold it out.

That's it.

And now looking back over your shoulder back

at him.

But turn this way darling.

Keep turning.

Yeah, that's beautiful.

But turn the front towards me at the

umbrella.

Beautiful.

Now look over your shoulder back at your

man.

Now guys, both of you, the way you

are is perfect.

But twist this way.

So pretend like you're at a turntable.

And then you're facing this way now.

That's it.

Stu, come towards me a bit too mate.

A bit more.

Perfect.

Alright, beautiful.

Bring your right shoulder back gorgeous.

And then pretend like you're just doing it

up or down.

That's it.

Perfect.

Look over your shoulder back at your man.

Don't move.

Give me a second.

I'm just going to come beyond the...

Yeah, it's so beautiful.

Love that.

Okay, a bit of a giggle at him.

Looking at him darling.

That's it.

Gorgeous.

Eyes at him.

Beautiful.

Now, cut a little from behind there to

help him mate.

So go all the way.

Yep.

And now both of you turn more this

way.

Yep.

Come a bit more behind there mate.

That's better.

And bring your elbows out gorgeous.

That's it.

Snuggle in with each other.

That's it.

And sink your face in a bit lower

there mate.

Yeah, beautiful.

And just open up a slight touch sweetie.

That's it.

And bring the elbows back.

Both of them.

That's gorgeous.

Beautiful.

Okay, giggling into each other guys.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Have it there.

That's it.

Alright guys, hold it there.

Beautiful.

Now, I want you to lean forward there

darling.

Sort of lean forward as you're sort of

doing it.

And then he's leaning forward looking back into

you.

Hold it there.

Give her a kiss that cheek there mate,

right on the temple.

Right on the temple.

Chin up gorgeous.

Now twist a bit so the light hits

you.

A bit more this way.

That's it.

Shoulders back darling.

Both shoulders back.

Give me a second.

That's it.

Don't move.

Lights changed.

Hold on.

Chin right up.

Give her a kiss beyond the fringe.

Gorgeous.

Eyes with me.

A bit playful.

Shoulders back.

Chest forward.

Chin up a little bit.

Giggling.

That's it.

Beautiful.

It's beautiful isn't it?

Oh wow.

It looks like a painting.

Yeah, perfect.

Now Stu, face her probably about now.

Go right in the front and face her.

Alright.

Yeah, okay.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Hold it.

Nice and close.

Look at each other.

Give her a kiss guys.

That's it guys.

One foot at a time.

Be careful.

Is it far?

I told you.

Okay, just find your feet and stay there.

In fact, you know what?

One second.

Turn that way.

While the wind's blowing, just find your feet.

Be very careful.

Now I want you to hold the veil

out.

Behind you.

And now turn your face that way.

Towards the sun.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Yeah, so Stu, do me a favour.

Grab the bottom of the veil.

Let the wind take it a little bit.

Yeah, and unravel it.

Give it every chance.

Alright, let's fix you up darling.

Do me a favour sweetie.

Point your toe towards me.

Turn your body that way.

No, towards that way.

More, more, more.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Now chin up.

Face that way.

That's it.

Lean towards me.

And bring that fringe off.

And that's it.

Chin up.

Turn your face to the right.

Don't move.

Beautiful.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Stewie, move out of the way.

Move your head out of the way.

Bring your fringe back gorgeous.

Now, lean towards me.

Shoulders back, arms back.

That's beautiful.

That's perfect.

Don't move.

Beautiful.

Don't move.

Stewie, come up mate.

Alright.

Get a bit of a cuddle, both of

you.

And I want to see you...

Bring your fringe back darling.

Hold her around the waist there mate.

Now stand up straight there mate though.

And just bend your right leg slightly.

Now do me a favour.

Do you see how there's a gap of...

There's a dress between the gap of your

legs.

Try to bring that out a bit.

So just chuck the dress behind her.

That's better.

A bit more.

There you go.

Beautiful.

Close the gap.

Now I want to pretend like you're just

about to whisper something in his ear.

So bury your head in the neck.

Stop.

Stop.

Perfect.

Bring your right leg back mate.

Right.

Right.

That's it.

That's it.

Now come closer Jess.

With your body.

A bit more.

A bit more.

Stop there.

Beautiful.

Chin up sweetie.

Relax your left hand a little bit.

That's it.

That's better.

Beautiful.

Chin up gorgeous.

And just dip her a little bit there

mate.

Just dip her back a little bit.

That's just there.

And lean towards me and touch this as

well.

That's good.

Don't move.

Don't move.

That's perfect.

Don't move.

That's gorgeous.

Wait guys.

Hold on.

Beautiful.

Don't lose that.

Don't lose that.

Just take it with a different camera.

Holy guys.

Now do me a favour very gently.

Both of you twist this way so your

face is a bias towards the light.

So bring your left leg forward mate.

Right leg back.

So left leg forward.

Right leg back.

That's it.

A bit more.

That's good.

That's good.

Come a bit closer towards me darling.

A bit more towards me sweetie.

And kick your leg out so you...

That's better.

The way you are is perfect but turn

this way now.

A bit more.

That's it.

Sue you're perfect.

Come close darling.

With your face.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Oh come back a bit.

Turn your face that way.

Now close the gap.

That's it.

Turn your face more that way darling.

Perfect.

Don't move.

Eyes down darling.

And looking at me really confidently Sue.

Gorgeous.

Don't move.

Alright.

Hold there.

Now see the top of that tree there?

Look at the top of the tree on

the count of three.

Close your eyes.

Alright.

Hold there guys.

Ready.

One, two, three.

You're going to hold her on the waist

mate and give her a slight dip.

Now do me a favour sweetie.

Point your toe towards me.

That's it.

Bend the knee.

Shift your butt away from me.

Now Sue come closer to me mate.

Just you.

That's sweet.

You're going to dip you slightly.

Enough that the sun hits your face.

But turn your body more that way now.

That's it.

Chin up.

Gorgeous.

Give her a couple of kisses on the

cheek.

Chin up a bit gorgeous.

Sue come closer to me.

It'll be easier for you.

That's it.

And dip her towards me.

That's it gorgeous.

That's it.

Chin up and turn your face to the

right there gorgeous so the sun hits you

a bit more.

And Sue.

The way she's there is good but you

come closer to me.

Find your feet though.

Be careful.

That's it.

And then make it easier for you.

Turn your face more right gorgeous.

That's it.

Kiss her more close to her lips.

Closer to her lips.

Left.

That's it.

Perfect.

That's stunning.

Don't move.

Hide your left hand behind his bag there

darling.

A bit more so I can see the

lapel.

That's good.

And now your left hand.

Just on his chest there gorgeous.

And just bring you out darling Jess.

Come out more sweetie.

That's better.

Perfect.

We got you.

That's it.

Bring your arm off your body.

Perfect.

That's it.

Perfect.

Drop it back.

Perfect.

There you go.

Turn your face more right darling.

Don't move.

That's stunning.

Both of you look doable right now.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Alright sweetie.

Now I want you to just look at

peering out this way for a split second.

Chin up.

That's it.

And giggling as he's doing it there.

Beautiful.

It's gorgeous.

Fantastic.

Well done.

Beautiful.

While you're there Jess stay where you are.

So you just come down for a second.

Just hold the veil out for me sweetie.

That's it.

Now lean towards me.

Sort of the same position but without him.

And just bring that out.

And hold your hands in front of you.

That's it.

We got a little strand there in the

front.

That's it.

Lean back.

Just be careful though.

Find your feet.

Just remember where you are yeah.

Alright.

Alright.

Oh here again.

It's gorgeous.

Fantastic.

Alright Jess take a break.

Alright Stu your turn mate.

Go in that same position as I gave

you before.

If you can remember.

Otherwise I'll fix you.

Yeah that's it.

Yeah perfect.

He's like I got this.

It's perfect.

Stay there.

Come all the boys with the groom.

Can I get you over there mate.

So sit on the edge with your feet

there.

Yeah be really careful there.

I might get you down one.

And on the rock there.

So you guys swap.

Be careful guys.

Actually you know what.

Can I get you.

Can I get you up.

Sitting.

But put your feet on that one.

And sit on that one.

I might get you down on the ground.

Lean up against that rock.

That's it.

I want you sort of just half resting

on there.

With one foot up.

Turn your body more that way.

That's it.

So just resting on your elbow there for

me.

That's it.

I might get all the guys down in

fact.

The more I look at that.

It's a nice little spot for everybody.

Only the groom stay there.

I'm going to get you guys off.

Can I get you just under your bottom

one.

Your bottom jacket.

So just come over here for me.

That's it.

Turn your body around.

And just rest your shoulder up in there

for me.

Just come over here.

Actually.

Actually turn around that way.

Not that way.

And just bring your feet off.

So he can just put his back side

on there for me.

Turn your body around that way for me.

And just come one step down.

And bring your left foot up there for

me.

That's it.

That's looking a bit better.

Okay.

Now Stu come a bit closer this way.

Just be careful there.

Alright good.

I'll adjust you properly in a second.

Good.

Stu.

Stand in a way where I can't see

a gap between your legs.

So put your left leg behind.

So you're like this for example.

Sort of like that.

Try the other way.

So turn your body that way now.

Keep on going.

And your right leg back.

Left foot forward.

That's it.

That's it.

Yep.

Can I get you to put your left

leg on there?

Your left toe.

Just hang your body a little bit.

It looks a bit too stiff.

So the jacket's riding up a little bit.

So maybe just sort of adjust it a

little bit.

And just sort of hang your body forward

a slight touch this way.

So that way.

That's it.

That's it.

You know what?

Actually keep your butt in there.

Keep your hands there.

Looks cool.

Both hands.

That's it.

As if you're doing it.

Yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

And back here mate.

That's it.

Cool.

Alright.

No smile guys.

Looking here.

Really cool.

Don't lose that guys.

Okay now everyone stay where you are.

Stay where you are.

Stu come out in the front there mate.

So sit right on the rock where you're

there.

Just sit there for me mate.

That's it.

And bring that knee this way.

That's it.

Perfect.

Can you stretch it out a bit more

so it doesn't look so awkward there?

That's better.

Perfect.

And just hang your body.

Perfect boys.

Looking at me again.

No smiles.

Really cool.

Perfect.

We've got you.

That's awesome.

Well done guys.

Relax.

Alright ladies.

Just make sure that you're all there.

And just hold each other's hands.

Keep each other steady.

Can you hold on to the bride darling?

Because you're making me really nervous there.

Thank you.

Actually you know what I might do?

I might just break this up a little

bit.

Yeah.

Can I get you over here darling?

Just be really careful.

Just sit here.

So come a bit, about your backside that

way.

And turn that way.

And bring your legs hanging over it.

And then cross that leg over that one.

That's it.

So I'm not going to see your feet

anyway.

Okay.

Let's have a look here.

And the other sister.

So just sit here darling.

Backside here.

And yeah.

Drop in that way.

Chris, over here mate.

Okay.

What I want you to do is I

want you to squat down with this knee

up, that knee down.

But turn that way.

That's it.

And you're just hanging.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Yeah!

Oh my god.

Over here gorgeous.

Close the gap.

Give her a cuddle from behind.

So bring your shoulders out towards me sweetie.

So cuddle her from behind.

Cuddle her darling that way.

Come in the more in the front.

As far as you can.

And I want you to hug both girls

like this.

Yep.

What do I do with this thing?

You're going to hold onto her waist.

Yep.

Now.

Lean towards me darling.

Turn your face biased towards the light.

Turn your face biased towards the light.

Now close the gap.

Bring your elbow out gorgeous.

In fact, bring the vowel over your arm

there darling.

Is it a pain in the arse to

bring the elbow more this way?

A bit more?

You're okay with that?

Yep.

Alright.

Trust me, in a decade you won't remember

this.

This time you won't be uncomfortable.

It's actually fine.

And bring that hand right over the waist

so I can't see it at all.

That's it.

And this hand is very gently like that.

Beautiful.

Hold her around the waist properly there.

And bring your arm off your body slightly.

That's it.

And both of you twist that way.

That's it.

Bring your elbow outside.

Both of you girls lean this way.

Close the gap.

Lean towards me darling so the sun hits

your face.

Turn your face biased that way.

Face biased that way.

I'll adjust you properly from there.

Nicole, lean towards me darling.

That's better.

Stand a bit more straighter.

And hug her more.

That's it.

And hide your left hand so I can't

see it.

And your left hand darling on his shoulder.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Okay.

And turn your face that way darling.

There you go.

Looking at me everybody.

Turn your face that way sweetie.

There you go.

Eyes back at me everybody.

Perfect.

Don't move.

Don't move.

You look perfect everyone.

Don't move.

No smile.

No smile this time.

No smile.

Pass it.

Pass it.

Let's just do one more like that.

Face is biased that way.

Eyes back at me.

Now close your eyes so the sun can

relax you for a second.

And then on the count of three eyes

at me.

Yeah?

Close your eyes.

On the count of three eyes at me.

Don't anticipate the sun like I said.

You look funny.

Okay.

Chris turn your face more towards me.

Stop.

One.

Two.

Go for it.

That is killer.

Hold on.

Okay boys really quickly.

No glasses.

Okay.

So can I get the boys who were

here back to where you were before.

So the boys at the front.

In fact I think I was pretty much

everywhere.

Try to remember your position.

Sunny's off obviously.

Yep.

Sunny's off.

Alright.

So now Stu.

Get in the middle there mate.

Keep it going.

Keep it going.

That's it.

No, no.

I like how it's sort of boys and

girls.

Yep.

Okay everyone look at me.

So first of all no smile.

It's a very classic shot.

I love it.

Let's just keep it cool.

Yep.

Lying down darling.

Turn your face that way.

That's it.

Eyes back at me.

Now your hand sweetie.

Bring it out more so I can see

more of it.

That's it.

Relax.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Face is biased that way.

And eyes back at me.

No smile.

Really cool everyone.

That is killer.

Don't move.

You know what it looks like?

It looks like Jesus is about to feed

everyone with the fish and the bread.

Perfect guys.

Don't move.

Now what I want you to do guys.

On the count of three.

Actually look at the top of that tree

if you want again.

Top of the tree.

Nice and classic.

No smiles.

And then close your eyes to relax them.

On the count of three look at me.

But don't be startled.

Just nice and relaxed.

No no no.

Look at the tree first.

Look at the tree first.

And then on the count of three look

at the tree.

Yeah.

Close your eyes.

Oh no no no.

The first time I fucked up.

Okay I fucked up.

Alright.

Alright so look at the top of that

tree.

You're going to close your eyes to relax

them.

On the count of three look at that

way again.

Now at the end there mate.

Just hand in the pockets.

Yep.

Alright ready.

One.

Two.

And three.