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I'm going to buy a lot today, like

$7.37, but wow, I'm going to be

able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

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to be able to walk up, I'm going

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to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able to walk up, I'm going

to be able

to walk up, I'm going to be able

to walk up, I'm going to be able

to walk up, I'm going Okay.

Okay.

Mum, I promise you, you're more important than

this watch.

Nice and sharp.

Do you want a chair or something?

No, perfect.

I like the wood actually.

It goes with the blue beautifully.

There's a bathroom up.

We'll see the bathroom.

Okay, I think we're done.

So I didn't know you were this handsome

man.

Thank you.

All right, so we're going to get your

mum helping you out as well.

All right, so mum you're going to do

it from the front and then dad's going

to put her on behind and as you're

doing it you're going to look incredibly fabulous

and laughing and giggly.

Okay, do you want it on this side

or on that side?

So I want you here.

Because, oh, let's take this.

Oh, you're not going to see it.

You won't see it.

Trust me.

You won't see it?

You won't see it.

No, no, no.

Hold it shut.

No, no.

Anything like that I cover as much as

possible on the day and then anything we

unwanted afterwards we do afterwards.

All right, mate, come over this way.

Expert on lighting over in the background there.

Okay, so I want you to put this

over here.

Isn't it funny that when you get married

you totally forget how to dress?

I love that.

That's funny.

Okay, so mum if you want to put

those on there and don't look at us.

If you look at us it's going to

sort of ruin the moment a little bit

but basically just have a bit of fun.

Pin it on there, pin it on there,

put it on the back there.

That's it.

Pretend like you're happy you're getting married.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

One second, I'm just going to put this.

How's the back?

Good.

Right there in the middle.

The stuff is good too?

Yeah.

The plastics?

Yeah.

You did it the right way.

You did it the right way.

And let's get mum adjusting on one side

and then adjusting on the other.

So even though I was sort of already

done but dad if you can adjust the

sort of the brace there a bit.

Look at each other's faces and mum just

come back a little bit this way so

I can see you in the reflection.

All right, that's it.

You're looking at your mum.

Your mum's looking at you thinking finally you're

out of the house.

Thank God.

Fantastic, guys.

And get close to your mum.

Get really close.

Put your arm right around her.

That's it.

Forehead's touching like that and then dad come

really, really close as well.

That's it.

And now turn a little bit more this

way.

So turn, keep on turning, keep on turning.

That's it.

And just sort of looking at each other,

guys.

Looking at each other.

A bit of fun.

Just sort of talking to each other.

Like, you know, like as if you're getting

married.

That's it.

All right.

Look at your dad.

Dad's laughing at you.

That's it.

Dad's just happy that he was more handsome

when he got married.

And look at your dad there.

Bring the arms up a little bit higher

so you're not sort of bending down sort

of too much and then come a few

steps that way so we can see a

bit more of you.

And mum, stand a bit closer.

A little bit closer.

A bit tighter, a bit tighter, a bit

tighter.

There we go.

Nice.

Zhu Jing.

Cool, guys.

Very nice.

Fantastic.

I'm going to get you to just adjust

it a little bit.

Now we have one not going the same

way.

Yours is upside down.

Is it?

No, right?

No, it's the same.

It's B, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, if you, I mean traditionally it's

sort of worn the other way but because

if it's a letter then you want to

read it correctly, so.

It's the same.

It's like an American flag.

Yeah.

So do this for me.

That's it, perfect.

And just hold it there so I can

just take a little detail shot there.

That's awesome, man.

Hold it there.

Make sure we're good.

Perfect, man.

All right.

Dad, I'm going to get you to do

the bow tie and then once it's on,

mum, I'll get you to adjust it.

Okay.

From the front?

So, I would do it from the back.

So then mum can adjust it.

Mum can sort of do the adjustment from

the front there.

That's good.

I want a little bit more happiness, a

little bit more, you know, it's, it's, basically

just what, when I've got the camera on

you, I normally direct you but I'll let

you go but you're going to have some

fun and loosen up a little bit and,

you know, whatever it takes to.

You got a flask there, haven't you?

Oh, that's a good idea.

All right.

Go for it.

That's it.

Go for adjusting.

Beautiful.

And then mum, go from the front there

as, as dad's adjusting the back.

So, turn towards your mum properly.

There you go.

Just like that.

Perfect.

And now everybody, just keep on turning this

way.

Keep on twisting so I can see more

of mum.

More, more.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

That's perfect.

That's it.

If you want to go in the mirror,

mate, do it yourself.

Yeah, might be, might be a bit easier.

Yeah, you're fine.

Yeah, you're fine, man.

Perfect.

Okay, I'm going to get you just adjusting

it yourself there just a little bit.

So, hold the bow tie on either side

and come a few little steps this way.

I just want to get the reflection.

Now, turn your face vice to the right

and look back at yourself.

That's it.

That's good.

Yeah, that's good, man.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Oh, actually, I just saw something else.

Hold on.

See if I can fit you in there.

Can you, oh, no, no.

Go nice and tall for me.

That's it.

And turn your face a bit to the

right.

That's it.

And look back at yourself.

Turn your face a touch to the right.

That's it.

Look back at yourself.

So, eyes at yourself in the reflection.

That's it.

And a little hint of a squint.

That's it.

Badass.

All right.

Very good.

So, let's get mum putting on the jacket

and then dad coming in front putting the

button on.

So, let's stand right over there.

Like I said, guys, a bit of animation,

a little bit of giggling, a bit of

laughing and spare bedroom happiness.

Yeah.

Once again, mum, just turn a bit this

way so I can see you guys a

little bit.

So, just on a bit of an angle.

So, mum close to me and then dad

further out that way.

There you go.

Fantastic.

And then looking back at your son.

Good.

And then dad, just adjust the button there

for me again.

That's it.

Looking at your mum.

Loving your mum.

That's it.

All right.

Fantastic.

So, let's get you, we'll do some more

formally portraits now because we've got you all

ready.

Let's get your shoes on so you feel

complete.

Now, who else do we have in the

family here?

You have your brother.

You're here.

Is he here?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Dude, you look frigging awesome.

Yeah, you do.

You really do.

Classic like Hollywood.

Really, really cool.

Really cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's so true.

Yeah, man, that's one of the coolest suits

I've seen for a while.

Should I put my watch on?

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

All right.

Actually, while we've got that, let's just adjust

your watch like that.

That's it.

Perfect.

Don't move.

So, I'm not taking your face here, so

you're cool.

Damn, you blinked.

Sorry, I'm joking.

All right.

Now, let's do your, adjust your cufflinks again

beyond your suit there.

So, basically, sort of hold it from behind

there.

Sort of like that.

Yeah.

So, behind.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sort of a good excuse to show it

off without being too commercial about it, so

to speak.

That's it.

That's good.

And now, turn your whole body this way.

Good.

Don't move.

All right.

Let me look.

Yeah, very cool.

Actually, don't move.

I shouldn't get a hint of your face

on this one.

Okay.

A couple of steps this way.

Stop there.

Now, hang your body this way.

Don't move.

Perfect.

Okay.

Good.

Awesome.

All right.

So, now, I'm just going to get a

little of this bit.

So, you can just leave your hands down

for a minute.

And then, okay, hang your body forward.

Upper body.

That's just there.

Good.

And tilt this way.

Good.

Don't move.

Sometimes you'll feel funny.

It doesn't matter.

It looks great.

All right.

Good.

Good.

Don't move.

Good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cool, man.

Very cool.

And what I want you to do is

just hold the bow tie out as if

you're adjusting.

That's good.

That'll be a perfect detail shot, too.

Yeah, just going to check the light out.

Come back a bit.

That light's falling funny on you.

There you go.

That's better.

And now, hang your body forward.

Don't move.

Chin down a little bit.

Turn your face that way.

Good.

Don't move.

Isn't that cool?

All the detail.

I'll get your face, too.

Don't you worry.

All right.

I'm going to take more shots of you

in a moment.

Before we have some fun there, let's get

the whole family in now.

Yeah.

All right.

So, mum and dad and your brother.

I might take this out of the way.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

One second.

All right.

Very good.

Okay.

So, let's get you guys just past this

light here a little bit, too.

So, get the groom just here.

Mum on this side.

Then dad on this side.

So, here and then brother over here.

That's it.

I shall tell you what.

Judge of mind here.

I'm going to get you guys a swap.

So, mum and dad on this side.

On this side and over here.

All right.

Mum, nice and close.

Cuddle up to your mum.

That's it.

Just over here.

And the hands in the pockets.

Hand in the pocket.

And come one step further back.

That's it.

Now, everyone, just turn a little bit this

way so light hits you better.

There you go.

It's on top of my head.

For an extra fee, I can put any

kind of hair you want.

Give me a mullet.

I'm thinking Agassi, you know.

Perfect.

Okay.

Guys, I'll let you know how it works

today.

Normally, I roughly set you up.

I always get you to lean forward and

together.

Why?

Because if you go too much like this,

this happens.

And if you go this way, this happens.

So, if you lean forward, chin up.

This looks slimmer.

This looks slimmer.

We all look sexier.

Okay.

And cuddle up.

Cuddle up.

You've got some handsome boys there.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm looking at you.

My self-esteem is...

It's a father's dream.

Yeah.

All right, guys.

Look at me.

Look at me this way.

Big smile, guys.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Good.

Look at each other.

Have some fun.

Have a bit of fun.

Look at each other.

Cracking up there, guys.

All crying.

One or the other.

He's like, what the hell am I doing

that?

Stay handy, but you can just hop aside

for a second.

Just so the way you are is perfect,

the three of you.

So, nice and close again.

Same position exactly.

That's it.

So, cuddle up here.

Just do that.

Beautiful.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Now, lean forward and then lean together.

Beautiful, guys.

Now, a few steps this way.

And now, turn your bodies this way a

little bit.

There you go.

And now, close the gap again with your

faces.

And then, chins up.

And close the gap again.

And then, Mum, just you lean forward toward

me.

That's it.

And chin up there, mate.

And, Brian, turn this way.

And then, lean forward.

More.

A bit more.

Perfect.

Now, looking at me, guys.

All right, big smile for me.

That's it.

Beautiful, guys.

Hold it.

Look at each other.

Have some fun.

Mum and Dad, look at each other.

Yeah, you're looking at Dad.

That's it.

Don't close to her.

Snuggle into Mum with your forehead.

Just come a little bit closer there.

There we go.

That's it.

We're giggling at each other.

That's it.

We're getting married.

And, Brian, look at Dad.

That's it.

Look at his bald head.

No, don't look at that.

All right.

Very nice.

Fantastic.

Now, we'll do one with Mum now.

Mum and the groom only.

Take a step aside.

I'll get you back in a second.

Just Mum and the groom.

Mum, I don't want to say anything, but

you're still on the show right now.

Look at that.

You look beautiful.

All right, guys.

Beautiful.

All right.

Close the gap with your faces.

That's it.

Looking at each other.

That's it.

One more like that.

Beautiful.

And look at me, guys.

Big smile.

Lean forward towards me.

Fantastic.

Chins up for me.

That's it.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Looking at Dad.

Dad, make him laugh.

Come on.

All right.

Very good.

Mum, you can relax.

Dad, your turn.

And can we call your brother again?

So, just the two of you.

Hands in the pockets now, guys.

Hands in the pockets.

That's it.

One second.

Just turn you a little bit this way.

That's it.

This way.

And now both of you lean forward and

look at me, boys.

That's good.

Good.

Making sure there's no blinks.

Okay.

We'll do one with the three boys and

then we'll do Mum with the two sons

after this one.

So, come on this side there, mate.

That's it.

Hand in the pocket there.

Cool.

Leaning forward, boys.

Stay where you are.

Lean forward towards me.

Lean forward towards me.

And then lean this way.

That's good.

Brian, you don't have to do the smile,

do you?

I know you've got the blue still going

on, but I'm not going to fight it.

I'm not going to fight it.

All right.

Everyone looking at my wife.

Not too long, though.

All right.

Very good.

Now, don't move.

All right.

Let's have a look.

Yeah.

Very nice, boys.

You guys stay where you are.

Dad, you can relax.

Mum?

Mum?

We'll get you in between your very ugly

sons.

Turn this way.

That's it.

All right.

Cuddle up.

Cuddle, cuddle.

Actually, we'll do it this way.

We'll do it this way so at least

you can go closer.

So, arm around this way, over here.

And you can hold Mum as well on

the waist.

Mum, always remember your arm off your body.

When you go on, it flattens it.

Yeah, so really important.

Yeah, yeah.

So, you guys stay where you are.

Mum, come a little bit closer to me,

just with your feet.

And now lean forward.

And then lean in towards your Mum.

And that's it.

Perfect.

Guys, looking at me.

All right, guys.

A couple of steps this way.

And now turn your bodies this way towards

the light.

There we go.

That's it.

Mum, closer to me.

Perfect.

Chin up.

And now, boys, really close to Mum.

Perfect, guys.

And bring your hand, Mum, more on his

lapel, on his jacket.

Your hand.

Yeah, there we go.

Good.

Good, guys.

Fantastic.

Hold it.

All right.

Give me a second.

Looking at Dad.

Dad, be provocative.

Do something.

One second.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

All right.

Very nice.

All right.

Making sure there's no blinks there.

Okay.

Very good.

Now, you can relax for a second there,

mate.

So, Mum and Dad, I'm going to get

you guys in for a shot here as

well.

So, Brian, over here, mate.

I'm just going to get you just over

here.

Sort of sink in a little bit so

you're like that.

And then, Dad, I'm going to get you

guys over here.

Right over there.

You guys cuddle up.

Joe, do me a favour.

Can you go get the framed photograph of

these guys' weddings?

Yes.

It's only hung in there, right?

Yeah.

Okay, great.

If I need that, I have a smaller

one.

No, no, no.

I want it perfect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so hold on to Mum there for

me, Dad.

Hold on to Mum there, both hands.

And snuggling close together, cheek to cheek.

And then sort of leaning forward, but looking

at me in the reflection.

In the reflection.

That's it.

Good.

Yeah, my self-esteem, baby, has gone down.

But you can't take pictures, though, so that's

okay.

Okay, look at your Mum and Dad.

Mum and Dad, come on.

Have a bit of fun.

I want you to show these guys like

what love did to get him into existence.

Nice.

All right, fantastic.

Now, Mum and Dad, let's get you guys

holding it.

I love it.

I'll get you holding this.

And switch sides.

And let's, let's, let's.

Do you guys get married here as well?

Like in New Jersey?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So sort of cuddle up roughly in the

same way.

I don't want to make it too obvious,

but we're going to get you guys sort

of holding it as well for a bit

of fun.

Yeah.

Just make sure your face sort of surpasses

the frame there a little bit.

There we go.

I think this will be funny.

All right.

Actually, one second.

You know what?

I'll change my mind.

Go on this side there for me, Dad.

Switch sides again.

Do it that way.

Arms around each other.

And then hold one hand here each.

That's it.

But do it lower, so otherwise it's covering

up your face.

Yeah, yeah, perfect.

Yeah, that's great.

Perfect.

Leaning forward.

Close the gap.

And now turn your faces towards me a

little bit.

That's it.

That's perfect.

I love it, guys.

Beautiful.

Big smile for me.

We're giggling.

We're thinking this was just something a few

years ago.

And look at each other.

Giggling, loving each other.

Foreheads touching.

There we go.

Gorgeous.

Okay.

Now don't move.

I'm going to get you right over here

in the foreground there, mate.

So after this, we're going to take shots

of the groom on his own, then the

boys.

And perfect.

One second.

If I see this, at least it's only

one of them.

Perfect, guys.

All right, mate.

Hands in the pockets.

And...

Put your whole bedroom back together again after.

All right, Brian.

Turn your body towards me, mate.

Keep on turning.

And then sort of hang your body in

forward.

That's it.

Fantastic.

Awesome, man.

Fantastic.

Love it.

Okay.

Giggling, giggling, loving each other.

That's it.

Looking back at your mom and dad.

Mom and dad, I want you to embarrass

him.

Do something to embarrass him.

Sort of like...

Guys, go for a kiss.

Seriously.

Mom and dad, go for a kiss.

Very nice.

Fantastic.

Isn't that fun?

Have a look.

All right.

All right, mom and dad.

You can totally relax for now.

All right?

So we've got plenty of shots.

Yes, please.

Giggling.