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Okay, stand nice and close together and actually

just face each other properly, turn your bodies

together and hold these hands down a little

bit, bring your lower part of the bodies

together.

That's it.

Yeah, it's beautiful.

Turn your face towards me darling a bit

more.

Just bring your face right into hers, I

want to see if the light still hits

her.

No, not too much.

I'll get you more this way.

Okay, I'll direct you from over there.

So just, and that's it, and bring the

hands down a little bit.

Okay, I'll direct you from there.

I want to bring your pain in the

butt here, I love what you're doing, but

I need that over there about two metres.

Try to get the dress like that too,

we'll see if we can fix it.

That's something, stop, stop, too much.

Just about there.

Beautiful guys.

Okay, same position.

You fluff with the best of them mate.

All right, close the gap.

That's it, bring your hand down darling, your

left hand.

That's it, bring your bodies closer, now look

at each other.

Beautiful.

Slightly bend that elbow darling.

So backwards, there you go.

It's perfect guys, go for a kiss just

there.

Fantastic, it's beautiful.

Okay, so hold this hand.

Actually your sister was just sitting there in

the same thing the whole time.

That was funny.

Oh my god.

Actually look at this one darling, so turn

your face.

She's sitting there at the front, I'm waiting

for Sarah.

She's saying, I wish they'd hurry up.

Oh, the wind's changed now.

That's funny.

Oh my god, she's charming isn't she?

That's it, lean towards me a little bit

and turn your face.

Chin up a little bit, turn your face

this way.

Okay, I'm going to need you over here

mate.

Come on, oh it's hazy, come on, get

out.

There it is, see that glow?

Yeah, can we do that?

Yeah.

When you lose it, you should be able

to get rid of it totally.

And go again.

Yeah, and then go again.

About there.

Okay, relax your wrist a bit darling.

So a bit more dainty, a bit here

as well, soften this.

And turn your wrist around.

That's it, beautiful.

If you can, come a few steps this

way, forward.

Keep going.

Just about there, okay?

And just kick it out a bit.

That's it.

That's it.

Alright, beautiful.

Yeah, that's good.

Soft hands, soft hands here.

And then just rest this way.

Perfect.

I just want to see that hand.

Beautiful.

Okay, let's do it.

Oh no, cloud.

Damn you cloud.

Beautiful, that's gorgeous.

Eyes on me darling, that's gorgeous.

Okay, look at your man.

Love your man.

Love the fly on your nose.

Yep, so facing her.

That's it, beautiful.

And I'll direct you in a minute.

That's it.

Now hold her mate, hold her with both

hands.

Underneath, that's it.

If you do me a favour, bring your

right leg beyond hers from behind and then

that'll help you dip her down a little

bit more.

Yeah, that's beautiful.

And then looking at her.

And darling, do me a favour, with your

hand, just really soft.

And this way, out back.

It's beautiful, it's gorgeous.

That's you baby, come this way.

Forehead's touching guys.

And dip her down, down, down, down.

Turn your face towards me a touch darling,

just you.

A bit more.

Gorgeous, hold it there.

Chin up a bit darling, chin up.

Now what I want you to do, this

sounds funny, look at me darling for a

second, tilt this way, chin up.

Bring your forehead on her cheek.

That's it.

And what you're both doing is you're both

giggling profusely, that's it.

Beautiful.

And grab her with both hands there darling.

Yeah, with the veil, with the veil there.

That's it, bring the hand on his chest

there, with the veil there, that's gorgeous.

That's it.

Now go nice and close like you're just

about to kiss.

That's it.

And tilt your head away from me mate,

so your face is on the other side.

Like that, like that.

That's gorgeous.

That's it.

Give me a second here, bloody flies.

And now lean towards me, both of you.

Come close baby, give me that.

And lean your other bodies towards me if

you can a bit more.

There you go, beautiful.

Looking into each other's lips like you're about

to kiss.

Turn your face more towards me darling, just

you, that's it.

A bit more, gorgeous.

Perfect kiss guys, close your eyes.

Can you imagine?

Oh my God, that's funny.

So hug from this side there mate.

So come on this side of her.

That's beautiful.

So give her a cuddle and just like

this.

What I want you to do darling is

pick up your dress over your knee, and

what you're going to do is you're sort

of going to have a bit of fun

with the dress, but I want a cute

little way of showing off the shoes.

I sort of just need this one, sort

of like bent, yeah, just enough to see

the shoes as a bit of a cute

little way of doing it, and then you're

sort of bantering into each other, turn your

face into hers there mate.

And tilt, tilt, tilt, tilt.

Yeah, that's really cute.

Yeah, that's cute, beautiful, very nice.

Okay, beautiful, now give me a second.

See that hand on her belly mate, just

get rid of that hand on her belly

where I can't see it, that's better.

And you too darling, with your right hand,

bring your right hand up a little bit,

that's it.

Perfect, and now as you're lifting the dress

up, bring your elbow up a little bit

too, a bit back, beautiful.

Alright, so just bring your face forward towards

me darling, turn your face into hers.

Turn your face left there darling, a bit

more.

And bring your head back mate if you

can, so more like, that's it, now bury

your heads together.

As you're bringing your leg up, you're sort

of flirting with him, having a giggle with

him, all that kind of stuff.

That's good, that's gorgeous.

Beautiful, love it.

Snuggling guys, giggling, laughing, cracking up together.

Oh that's so beautiful actually, that's probably my

favourite one so far.

So you're going to stand here, with your

back towards me in a slight bit of

an angle, and I want you to pick

her up sort of baby style, so to

speak, as in you know, like that, and

your face is going to come on the

outside with the light hitting it from this

side.

Okay, so stand there.

I'm going to get ready first, and as

soon as you pick her up, I'm going

to adjust quickly, so if I say tilt

face this way, look at me, whatever.

But you need to be diagonally towards, exactly

like that, perfect.

Give me a second.

Actually, kick your legs out so I can

see them more.

That's it, beautiful.

One up, one down a bit.

That's it, bring your right down a bit

more.

Your right foot down, that's it, put more,

that's it.

Now, look at me darling, tilt this way,

and shake the hair out.

Now look at her mate.

Try to bring your faces closer together if

you can.

A bit more, snuggle, eyes down darling.

Yeah, love that.

Beautiful.

Hang in there mate.

I know she's pretty light there, so no

problem.

If I was going to do it with

anyone, it'd be you guys over there.

And give her a couple of kisses and

nibbles and loving.

Alright, fantastic, relax, well done.

Gorgeous.

Come over here mate.

And I want to get you to hold,

put your hands in your pockets, that hand

in the pocket and then that hand holding

her.

And grab her dresser darling.

Basically you're looking back at her.

So I want to get the impression that

you're walking this way and you're grabbing and

you just look back for a second.

So turn your body in a way to

make it feel real.

And so what I'd be doing, I'd be

doing that, and then, so that one slightly

bent back, and looking back at her.

Yeah, that's good, that's beautiful.

And I want to see the length of

the arm, so come a few steps that

way darling.

And then just slightly bend it.

Yeah, beautiful.

And then upper body lean towards him.

Beautiful.

That's it.

And sort of not too formal, so it's

a bit more casual.

Let's have a look.

Yeah, it's gorgeous.

Okay, sort of lean into each other, sort

of giggling a little bit.

Beautiful.

Hang in there guys.

Just going to go back a little step.

That's it.

Okay, now in that position come close towards

her mate.

Let her stay where she is.

Just come close towards her.

Keep going.

Yeah, and in fact, just hold her hand

there with your left hand, hold her left

hand.

That's it.

And hold her really close.

That's it.

And bring your hand up, like you're going

to give her a cute little kiss on

the hand now.

And snuggle your foreheads in together.

Bring your face outwards towards me gorgeous, so

I can see you.

Put the light on you a bit more.

And bring your face back mate.

That's it.

And bring your bodies closer and slightly bend

that left knee mate.

That's it.

And that's it.

Sort of more this way.

Yeah, that's beautiful.

Gorgeous.

Now forehead touching.

Turn your face in towards her.

And then that's it.

Now both of you lean towards me, both

upper bodies.

A bit more and then turn so the

light hits you both.

There we go.

Perfect.

Don't move.

Now, in a split second I want to

count to three.

I want you to just chin up there

darling and I want you to crack up

laughing and your chin's going to be near

his forehead.

Okay, near his brow.

Okay, but you need to bring your face

towards me though a bit more.

A bit more.

A bit more.

A bit more.

Okay, ready.

One, two.

Giggling.

Chin up.

That's it.

Beautiful.

And you're smiling on her cheek.

I know that sounds silly but just go

for it.

Gorgeous.

Gorgeous guys.

Well done.

I mean I don't I'm not a bush

guy right, so I don't know whether there's

snakes or spiders and shit.

Make a lot of noise when they don't

like it.

I can see where it looks like it's

pretty cut down.

These feel a bit sharp so just walk

gently.

Like don't, like you might want to do

the gladiator thing.

Like don't do that.

Giggling.

You know what I mean, you know when

he's doing that.

So what I want you to do, hold

that in front of you but turn right

around and looking back over your shoulder back

at me.

Chin up a bit.

Beautiful.

And bring your hands a bit lower.

And then bring them, that's it.

Okay, chin up a bit darling.

I want you over here mate, Travis.

Okay, stay there for me.

Giggling at your man.

Chin up a little bit.

That's it.

Loving him.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Now don't move.

I'm going to get you just in the

front here.

So not too much in.

That's it.

Okay, hands in the pockets.

Lean more in mate.

Lean more in.

So just hang your body a little bit.

That's good.

That's it.

Good.

Hold it there mate.

Hold it.

Okay, look back at your wife there mate.

And she's going to be flirting with you

a little bit.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

And she's giggling, she's loving and now you're

looking at me and doing the same thing

but she's looking at you.

There we go.

Beautiful.

And where our wives are flirting with the

other guys.

Go.

So you flirt with him and she flirts

with me.

Hahaha.

Alright.

Beautiful.

Good.

We got you there.

Beautiful.

Fantastic.

Okay.

Hop out again for a second.

Okay darling.

I need you to squat down for a

little bit so you're reasonably close to the

grasses there.

Just a little bit.

There you go.

Even lower if you can.

It's going to feel funny but just do

your best.

Oh that's beautiful.

Yeah, bring your chin to your shoulder.

That's it.

Chin up a bit.

That's gorgeous.

Now, I want it a little bit softer

now.

It's a bit softer with your eyes and

your face there.

Chin up.

Gorgeous.

That's gorgeous.

Hold it there.

In front of me mate.

Go for it.

Nice and close together.

Alright.

Beautiful.

Now, I want you to get nice and

close like you're almost whispering in his ear.

So you're going to bury your head on

the other side of her face.

Stop there.

That's it.

Chin up.

Gorgeous.

Face and right on his cheek now.

Go right in.

That's it.

Now, see how you are there?

Let's pretend like you're at a turntable and

you're twisting more towards me.

That's it.

Keep it going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Perfect.

Okay.

Now, bring the left hand on the side

of his face, on his cheek there.

That's it.

Bring the four fingers behind his ear and

bend the wrist in.

That's it.

Beautiful.

And bring that right hand on the back

of his head.

And bury your head into her, mate, a

bit more.

That's it.

Chin up, sweetie.

More.

Turn your face into his ear.

Close your eyes a little bit and breathe

through your mouth.

Now, if you can, I know this is

going to feel funny, I need you to

lean your upper bodies towards me and bring

your elbow out a bit, darling.

That's it.

Commit that right hand to the back of

his head properly.

That's it.

And again, if you can now, I know

this is going to feel funny, and it's

going to be hard on your legs, squat

down a little bit.

That's it.

Keep going.

That's it.

Stop, stop, stop.

Turn your face towards me, darling.

Just a little bit.

Perfect.

Don't move.

Close your eyes.

When I tell you on the count of

three, subtly look at me, just you, darling.

Ready.

One, two, three.

Beautiful.

Take a break.

Come out.

All right.

Fantastic.

Okay, what I want you to do, mate,

is hands in the pockets.

I want you to turn your body around

that way a little bit.

Actually, do it the other way.

So go right around the other way.

That's it.

And now hang your body forward a little

bit.

A bit more.

And turn your face in that way.

That's it.

Now, if you can, I need you to

sink a little bit.

That's it.

Okay, stop there.

Yeah, that's perfect, man.

Hold it there.

And looking at your wife there, mate.

Yeah.

My legs!

I can't feel my legs!

Yeah, perfect.

And now just one.

Keep your face there.

And only your eyes at me now.

And are you Mrs. again?

Yeah, perfect.

It's beautiful, guys.

All done.

Come out.

So...

Okay.

And...

That's it.

Okay, you can smile if you want.

It doesn't really matter.

It's the best photo ever.

Come a little bit this way.

There.

It gives me great pleasure, ladies and gentlemen,

to introduce for the very first time as

husband and wife the new Mr. and Mrs.

Heaney.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Sorry, guys.

A cute little kiss.

One, two, and three!