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Music How

are you?

I'm Gerry.

I'm Philip.

How are you?

How are you going?

How are you going mate?

How are you?

Hey guys, how are you doing?

How are you?

What's going on?

Hey boys.

How are you doing?

Hey man, how are you?

How are you doing?

How are you?

How are you guys?

Abs.

Abnackly.

That's it.

Luke Hamm, Jock Abnackly, okay.

All right, so why don't we get...

I'll take some shots of you like that.

And then, because you've got a body like

that, you can take some shots, right?

So boys, if you can get dressed up

to your shoes, pants and shirt, underwear optional.

So if you want a free bullet, or

free willy, you know, however you want to

describe it.

You've got a couple of toys in there

for your hand!

There's smoke stuff there, you've got to cover

it in that little...

Oh really?

Yeah, that's fine, I'll make it work, no

problem.

Alright man, what I want you to do

is just want you to lie on your

stomach and just do that.

Okay?

Yeah, just about in this particular angle here.

Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Sorry, can you come here for a second?

Alright, very good.

And just sort of turn your face this

way for me, mate.

That's it, cool.

So what we'll do, what I'll roughly do

is I'll normally roughly set you up something

like this.

And if I like what you're doing naturally,

I won't say a word to you.

So I'll normally roughly set you up, get

my camera exposure ready, all that kind of

stuff.

But you might have done something cool, looked

away, had some fun.

I'll just take some shots.

If I ever want something, I'll always ask

for it.

So never I say, where do I look,

what do I do, because I'll always tell

you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it'll be good.

Alright, man.

Actually, just bring your arms out a bit

more further.

Yeah, so a bit more.

So just look at me for a second.

Just stretch them out like that.

Yeah, that's better.

That's it.

And just sort of hang your face down

a little bit more.

And turn your face more towards me.

A bit more.

And tilt.

That's it.

So it'll be like a mirror.

So if I do that, you just follow

along with me.

So if I was like you now, and

if I did this, that's perfect.

That's it.

So do that for me.

That's it.

And turn.

That's it.

A bit more.

A bit of a young Richard Gere look,

isn't he?

A little bit.

Oh, yeah, I can see that.

Yeah, he does.

Yeah, I'm going to call you Gigolo from

now on.

So just a relaxed fist sort of inside.

That's it.

Perfect.

That's it.

Alright, that's cool, man.

Hold it there for me.

Hold it.

That's good.

Hold it.

That's good.

Now, what I want you to do, just

very gently, just the eyes where my hand

is.

That's it.

And a nice smile.

Just really cool.

That's really cool.

So just chin down a little bit.

That's good.

Hold it there, man.

Hold it.

That's good, man.

Hold it there.

And your eyes, without moving your face, just

your eyes at me.

That's good.

Hold it there, man.

That's good.

Alright, what I want you to do, just

with your right hand, just do this for

me.

That's it.

That's good.

That's it.

And hide one eye for me.

That's it.

So not sort of too obviously.

So just bring it out again, and then

just do it again.

Go for it.

That's it.

Actually, do it, bring it more off the

face so I see both your eyes.

Let's have a look.

That's a bit more.

That's it.

That's good.

That's it.

Hold it there, man.

That's good.

Turn your face more this way, man.

That's a bit more.

Just relax your eyes getting a bit sort

of...

That's better.

That's good.

Hold it there.

Right there.

That's it.

So we'll leave it open just for a

couple of shots, and maybe just do that

button just there.

Have you got a towel to put on

the air conditioning there?

Alrighty, cool.

That's pretty clean.

Just rest right back for me.

Yeah, that's good.

And just don't cross your arms.

Yeah, that's good.

And just tilt this way.

That's good.

Don't move.

Okay, eyes are in, mate.

That's it.

Good.

And now pretend like you love me.

Alright, looking out that way, mate.

That's it.

Good.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Just tilt a bit more this way.

That's a bit more.

And just hang your body forward on the

actual wall.

So you're off the wall a little bit.

That's it.

Lean a bit more forward.

That's good.

A bit more.

That's it.

Cool.

And turn a bit more again.

And turn your face.

That's good.

That's it.

That's it.

Hold it there.

That's it.

Just something that looks like a cool sort

of tumbler drink or anything like that.

That's great.

Oh, I can smell it.

Okay, very good.

I'll crop it nice and tight.

You won't see it.

That's fine.

Is that too high to put your heel

up on there?

That's it.

That's good.

So just sort of hang it.

That's good.

Perfect.

Give me a sec, mate.

I'm just going to get the- And

just your other hand.

Just bring it- Just sort of relax

it on here.

Yeah, that's good.

Oh, actually, just across.

Yeah, that's good.

Alright, girls, say something to make him laugh.

I don't know what you're saying.

Come on.

Show them a nipple.

I've got my hands full.

Yeah, that's what she said.

Eyes on me, man.

That's it.

Hold it.

That's good.

That's it.

Let's just grab the tie here a second.

That's me.

I'm Jesse.

Do exactly what you're doing there.

I'll just do it over here.

That's it.

And let's tuck in the pants, and then

we'll put the belt on.

Just adjust the belt a little bit.

Again, with both hands.

Sort of just more out to just there.

Hold there.

That's good.

More.

No.

There you go.

One to one.

Yeah, pull

that a little.

Just put your hands on the top button.

That's it.

Good.

I'll put them on, and then I'll get

you just adjusting them.

And just one last shot here.

Just cross your arms again.

That's a good excuse to show off the

cufflinks there.

That's it.

And just do a relaxed fist on this

hand.

And then turn.

That's it.

Just there.

Flex.

No room to flex, but let's tie them

up.

I was going to say, I slipped into

that too easy.

Let's go downstairs.

I reckon we'll go for a walk and

take some shots outside, get a bit of

fresh air and all that kind of stuff.

Let's do it.

We'll take some bit more classic shots first,

and then we'll get a bit more cooler

and do some reservoir dog shots.

Come a little bit this way.

Just there.

Perfect.

And the boys as well.

Any of these guys your brothers at all?

Yeah, that tall guy that talks shit all

the time with a blonde hair.

Have you guys brought any flowers at all?

No, I don't know.

I don't like them anyway.

A little bit more this way.

That's it.

Just there.

Just about there.

Over there, mate.

Over there.

You can hold the soccer ball.

Just about there.

It's alright.

It's only gave you balls touch.

It's all good.

Alright guys, hands in the pockets.

And I might just turn around that way.

Your face is a bit greasy.

No, not you.

I'm with you.

That's it.

Alright guys, hands in the pockets.

He loves you.

He's expressing his feelings.

What do you want?

Alright boys, look at me.

Just come a little bit more closer.

That's it.

Good.

Now guys, often today I'll get you to

just hang your body forward.

And what that does, it makes your chest

and shoulders look bigger and then your waist

looks smaller and then chin up and then

we get slimmer here.

So just a little bit.

That's it.

Best man on this side.

That's it.

Just that's it.

Perfect guys.

Look at me.

Big smile for me.

Nice and happy.

Hold it.

That's good.

And we're looking at each other.

We're shit-stirring.

We're laughing.

We're cracking up.

We'll take a shot with each of you

with the groom.

So you guys just stay where you are

while you're there.

The rest of you just park for a

second.

Give me a second boys.

Okay, look at me guys.

Look at me.

That's it.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Alright.

Fantastic.

Next.

Stay where you are mate.

Stay exactly where you are.

Let's assume you're in every shot.

Turn your body a bit more this way.

That's it.

And come a little bit closer.

And just sort of touching the shoulders at

the back there.

Hang your bodies forward a bit towards me

boys.

There you go guys.

Good.

Big smile for me.

Hold it.

One second.

Just come a little bit closer towards me.

There you go.

And that's it.

Perfect.

Hold it.

Alright.

Lean forward boys.

Turn your body that way mate.

Come a couple steps forward towards me.

That's it.

A little bit closer.

There you go.

Stay for me.

And just lean forward.

That's it boys.

Hold it.

Hold it.

That's it.

Alright boys.

Just come a little bit closer together.

On the shoulders in the back there.

Good.

Hold it there.

That's it guys.

Look in here.

Big smile for me.

Hold it there.

That's it.

Just sort of hang your body forward a

little bit.

And just your backside right on there for

me.

And hands in the pockets.

You'll find it'll expand a little bit with

the heat.

Like just with the warmth.

And it'll give you a bit of breathing

space.

Alright.

Up there.

That's it.

Turn your face this way.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

With friends like this, who needs enemies?

I love it.

And look at the boys over here again.

Guys just flop it out.

Do something.

Let's get the off camera flash on.

Alright.

Just over here.

What I want you to do.

Just hands in the pockets.

And just sort of hang your body forward.

So just do that over here.

That's it.

That's it.

And now turn your face this way.

A bit more.

That's good.

Alright Miriam.

Over here.

About there for me.

No smile here mate.

Just really cool.

No smile.

Come a bit closer.

That's it.

And look over your shoulder back at the

boys.

See where that pathway is.

Go back that way.

I'll get you guys walking towards here.

But I'll set you up roughly when you're

there.

Miriam in the middle.

As at least we can.

Stay before me.

Let's get the guys a bit closer to

you.

I'm going to get your brother on swapping

sides.

On this side.

Yeah.

That's it.

Perfect.

And...

I'm sorry mate.

Your name is again?

No, no, no.

This way.

I need you more forward.

And more this way.

That's it.

Stop there.

And on the side there.

Stop.

Overlapping from the back there mate.

On this side.

What's your name mate?

That's it.

Perfect.

And on the end, just come back a

bit.

Now guys, all hands in the pockets.

Just hang your bodies nice and casual.

Not too much there.

Oh my back!

The two guys on the end, just a

little bit more this way.

On this side.

That's it.

Stop there.

I'll get you over here.

And turn and face me.

Put your brother over here.

Turn this way.

Come a bit closer.

And turn.

About there.

The best man was...

Those two.

Those two.

Hands in the pockets.

A bit more of an angle this way.

So turn your feet.

And look over your shoulder back this way.

And this way.

Turn this way.

And look over your shoulder back that way.

That's it.

A bit more.

This way.

Towards me.

With your feet.

And this way.

That's it.

A bit more this way.

Okay, good.

Don't move.

A bit more.

With your feet.

That's it.

And just hang your body this way.

Turn your body more that way.

And hands in the pockets mate.

And lean forward towards me.

And turn your body that way mate.

That's it.

And a couple of steps back that way.

Not too much.

Come back.

Lean towards me.

Don't move.

Guys, no smiles for this one.

Come back more this way.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Now, on the count of three, I want

you to crack up laughing really loud.

You're going to feel stupid, then you'll laugh

at yourself and then it'll look real.

But I need the sound because the sound

helps the expression, okay?

So one, two, three.

Really, really loud, okay?

Ready?

One, two, three.

Go for it!

Exactly.

Okay.

Alright, let's keep going.

Come over this way.

I just want you to do a clean

little piece.

I want you to sit a little bit

lower and then rest your backside up against

it for me.

Actually, what I'll get you to do is

just squat right down.

I mean, you'll feel awkward, but I'm not

going to get the awkwardness.

I'm going to crop sort of tight.

See how you've got one knee up, one

knee down?

Bring this knee up and that knee down.

That's good.

And then just relax the rest of both

sides.

That's cool.

Okay, mate.

Just eyes at me now.

It's really cool.

That's it.

Try to relax.

A little hint of it's fine.

That's it.

Just really cool.

That's good.

That's it.

Chin up a little bit.

And then eyes this way.

That's it.

Just there.

Cool.

And a bit of a laugh at Jason.

There you go.

That's it.

I'm going to get you guys to swap

sides if I can.

Don't you just sit down here.

Sit down here with your feet up in

here.

Put this knee up a bit higher, that

knee a bit lower.

And then just sort of...

That's it.

Just like that.

That's good.

Just over here, mate.

Just over there and just cross your arms.

That's good.

Okay.

Over here, mate.

Like that?

Yeah.

Humping your shoulder.

See?

Exactly.

Turn a bit more this way.

That's it.

Very good.

And just sort of half...

Rest on it with your backside there.

That's it.

Just sort of cross your legs there.

Actually, I might get you to go over

there and stand as well.

Just stand in that little gap there if

there is one.

Up there?

Yeah.

He'll help you out.

You know what?

I'm going to be a pain in the

arse.

I'm going to get you guys to swap

just for the hierarchy of it.

As in just the balance.

Hold each other.

Now, can I get you in that position?

I want you to sort of squat down

pretty much like Luke was doing before.

Sort of like this.

So this knee up, and that knee down.

Perfect.

That's it.

That's good.

That's it.

That's it.

And I'm going to get you to come

over here and sort of again do what

he's doing but on this side.

So that knee up and that knee down

but squat down just over here.

And I want you to just cross your

legs there, mate.

Just sort of...

More like that.

That's it.

Good.

Alright, boys.

Stay there for me.

Alright, boys.

Look in here.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

And everyone, looking at Miriam just over here.

Just over here, man.

I sort of want to get the impression

that you're walking so turn around and face

me and just do that for me.

So take one step and then sort of

like you're just about to...

That's it.

Perfect.

That's good.

And then just peer off that way.

That's good.

And just hang your body forward so again

I feel...

That's it.

I feel a bit more.

It's happening.

That's it.

And then

keep mucking around looking at each other.

Go for it.

That's it.

Okay, yeah.

We'll take some shots with you and your

parents and brother as well.

So just to meet your family.

Sorry, man.

We'll just do some shots here so we

can...

Otherwise you'll squint too much and I'll hide

the pole with you guys so it'll be

fine.

Alright, guys.

Turn around towards me.

Get a bit of a cuddle.

Just arm around.

Just like this.

Lean forward.

Tick, tick, tick.

So mum, lean a bit closer towards me.

A bit more.

Just your face a bit more.

That's perfect.

Very good.

Alright, good.

Look at me.

Big smile for me.

Nice and happy.

Nice and happy, guys.

Good.

And looking at each other and mum, start

crying now.

Go for it.

Oh my god.

And dad, I'll get you to just put

the one button up from the jacket there.

Yeah.

And keep hugging there.

My handbag.

He loves my bag.

Lean forward.

Close the gap, guys.

And all of you just lean towards me

a little bit and then close the gap

in the middle there for me if you

can.

That's perfect.

Good, guys.

Big smile for me.

Nice and happy.

Now, what I want you to do is

both boys turn into one.

Lean towards mum, foreheads touching and the guys

are looking at each other and mum, you're

looking at me and you're laughing hysterically.

Go, close the gap.

Dad, close the gap.

Now, before you go, let's get sisters as

well.

Mum, your boobs rub me.

It feels weird.

Don't worry, Luke, it's no boob.

It's all perfect.

I don't have any boobs.

I don't mind them, Luke.

You didn't want to hear that, did you?

Alright.

That's it.

Alright, guys.

Cool.

Lean forward and lean together.

So, faces all in.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Good.

Look at me, guys.

Big smile.

Hold it.

That's it.

Rubbing boobs inappropriately on the groom.

Yes.

Beautiful.

And partners.

Right next to you.

On the other side.

That's it.

Perfect.

Behind you.

Yeah, just do that by there.

And keep cuddling there.

Cuddle.

Yes.

Oh, nice.

What I might do, I might get you

on this side there, mate, this time.

Alright, guys.

A bit closer, boys.

That's it, guys.

Nice and happy there.

Good.

Big smile for me.

Hold it.

That's it.

And we are looking at each other and

laughing.

Go for it.

Now, what we'll do, one with dad only,

so take a break, but guys, stay handy

for me.

Reasonably handy.

Just the two of you now.

Ah, yeah.

It's a little bit back right now.

One second.

Guys, come right where I am.

Just there.

That's perfect.

Just there.

Perfect.

Just there.

Good.

And turn a bit this way.

Good.

Just bring the hand down a little bit.

Otherwise the jacket sort of rides up on

you.

That's it.

Alright, guys.

Leaning forward and looking at me.

Good.

Hold it there for me.

Hold it.

Just bring your hand down a little bit

so I can see you.

That's it.

Relax here a little bit.

Good, guys.

Big smile for me.

Hold it.

Good.

Now, don't move.

Don't move.

Let's get the three boys together now.

So brother and other brother as well.

Chris, Jock, get in.

Just over here.

A bit more.

That's it.

And hand the pocket.

And look at me, guys.

That's it, guys.

Good.

Look at me.

Good smile.

Hold it.

Let's get all the siblings.

So the two brothers, two sisters.

Let's get the two boys together and the

girls on either side.

Actually, you guys swap.

If you guys swap.

Always that butt and never that butt.

Come a little bit closer.

Closer.

Yeah, cuddle up, guys.

Hand the pocket.

So guys, come a little bit tighter there

for me.

All of you.

That's it.

Lean forward and faces all together.

That's it.

One more like that, guys.

Hold it there.

Look at me.

Big smile for me.

Hold it there.

Very good.

And now just the sisters with the groom

and then individually with the groom.

Okay, so nice and close.

So let's give them both your escort arm

there so they can cuddle up.

And then girls, sort of come more this

way.

A bit more this way.

You're sort of almost looking over your shoulders

there a little bit.

And then I want you to lean forward

and close the gap with your cheeks.

All of you.

Really close.

That's it.

And now lean towards me, ladies.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Relax here.

That's it, guys.

Look at me.

Big smile for me.

Hold it.

That's gorgeous.

Now we'll just do the two of you

and the two of you.

So step aside for a second.

Just the two of you.

All right, close the gap.

Put your arm around her now.

So close the gap with your faces there.

Just bring your hand back there.

Big smile, guys.

Hold it.

That's it.

Okay, your turn, darling.

So turn around towards your sister there, mate.

Right the other way.

That's it.

Cuddle up to her.

Nice and cuddly.

Cuddle up.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Big smile, guys.

That's it.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Let's get the groom in the middle.

And turn towards your sister for me.

That's it, guys.

Cuddle up there for me.

That's it.

Good.

And look at me, guys.

That's it.

Hold it there.