Original subtitles

I wonder when you first believed that I

was never going to leave.

I guess it took a while for you

to notice.

When you sit back and you contemplate, I

wonder was it worth the wait to find

a man who'd truly be devoted.

This is awesome, look what I can do.

I can exercise while I shoot.

I like this, this is awesome.

Okay, do that again.

So put it on naturally without thinking.

The shirt, that's it.

See, now you're thinking because you did it

before you just put your hand back on

it.

Don't move, that's it.

Turn your face out that way, mate.

That's it, don't move.

Now make love to the camera while you're

putting the shirt on.

I don't know what that looks like, I

just wanted you to show me.

No, just go for it normally, go for

it.

That's it.

So pay attention, nothing to me, just do

what you need to do.

Are you wearing cufflinks?

But you probably roll up your sleeves now,

yeah?

I think you do.

Do it again, just bring your hands up.

So bring your hands up like that.

That's better.

And just bring your hands closer to your

body.

That's perfect.

More for your body language, not the fact

that I'm going to see it.

Put your hands in your pockets there and

just lean forward towards me, that's it.

And turn your face this way.

That's it, don't move.

Okay, right?

Make him laugh for me, mate.

That's it, hold it, mate.

That's it, hold it.

That's it.

Alright, no smile now, just be cool.

That's it, hold it there.

You know what?

If I was gay, you'd be the one

right now.

I just want to say, I'm looking at

the camera, I'm steaming up a little bit.

I'm feeling good about you.

Ryan, you're just jealous.

That's it, Ryan.

Do you want to switch?

Okay, that's it.

Turn this way again.

So hands in the pockets again, just to

help there.

And lean forward and turn your face this

way.

That's it, Ryan, turn.

This feels weird, doesn't it?

Alright guys, just look at me now.

Let's soften the mood, just really cool.

Really cool.

Alright, just turn your face, touch this way.

Oh, too much.

Go perfectly front on to me.

That's it.

And chin down, mate.

That's it.

And I want you to chin down a

little bit more.

Turn your face this way.

That's it.

Very cool.

Hold it there.

You guys come a little bit closer, tighter.

And then Ryan, come back a bit.

A bit more.

I almost want to shoot in the gap

there.

Alright, let's have a look and see if

we can squeeze this in.

I'm trying to be cool here, alright?

It's serious.

It's a wedding.

Someone's getting married, dammit.

He's only going to have sex with the

same woman for the rest of his life,

okay?

For God's sake.

He's not going to go through with it

now.

Okay guys, hands in the pockets.

Just slightly lean towards me.

Just have it straight over there.

Alright, that's it.

And a bit of an angle there.

A bit of an angle.

And a bit more this way.

And a bit more this way.

Guys, just lean forward, slide towards me, and

then lean to each other.

That's it.

Everyone just come back a bit.

Take it more low.

That's it.

Perfect.

Alright guys, lean forward, lean together.

That's it.

Good.

Look at me.

Okay, nice happy smiles guys.

Look at me this way.

Beautiful.

Guys, lean forward and lean into each other

a bit more.

A bit more sort of premiership style, you

know?

Like you just won a premiership there.

That's it.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

Alright guys.

Just down a bit more this way.

Everyone, tilt your body.

There you go.

Now everyone lean forward and then lean together.

Down a little bit closer.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Hold it guys, hold it.

Lean forward.

And I want dad and both the guys,

look at mum.

That's it.

And dad, lean forward.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

One second, Owen.

Just come back a bit.

That's it.

And come really close, mum.

Close, close, close, close, close.

Squeeze in really tight so your forehead's touching

Owen's.

And turn your face towards me.

Turn your face towards me.

That's it.

A bit more.

That's it.

There you go.

And dad, nice and close as well.

That's it.

Now let's say you're on a turntable.

I want you to turn this way.

Turn, turn, turn.

That's it.

Dad as well.

There you go.

Beautiful.

Alright, alright.

Beautiful guys.

Big smile.

And give your mum a kiss in the

temple there.

Mum, chin up.

And a bit of a laugh looking that

way.

Laughing hysterically.

Turn this way guys.

Beautiful.

Lean forward towards me.

That's it.

Hold it there.

Mum, closer.

There you go.

Now close your gap.

That's it.

Perfect.

Hold it guys, hold it.

Okay, look at each other guys.

Alright, nice and close.

And mum, start crying for me.

Yeah.

Turn your body that way if you can.

There we go.

And lean forward towards me.

And bring your faces closer together.

That's it.

Good guys.

Alright.

Look at me.

Big smile for me boys.

Hold it, hold it.

Just over there.

Mum and dad.

There you go.

Yeah.

Laughing hysterically.

And yeah, just sort of lean forward.

That's it.

And just turn your face this way a

little bit towards me.

That's it.

And guys, cuddle up.

Look at tight.

And then lean forward and cheeks together.

There you go.

Good.

And turn your face towards me mate.

That's it.

Good.

Don't move.

Hold it there for me.

Hold it.

Alright.

That's it.

Just start leaning forward.

Lean together guys.

That's it.

Pretend you had baths together as children.

Perfect.

Hold it there.

There you go.

Laughing hysterically.

So don't stand too much like you're in

a soccer line.

Anything like that.

In fact, I might get you to spread

out a little bit.

Just about there.

About here-ish.

That's it.

About there-ish.

So guys, as you're talking, if you know

I'm shooting over your shoulder or something, don't

move out of the way because I might

want to have you in the foreground.

So, just in that position, talk to each

other, muck around, have a laugh.

Go for it.

Don't look at me.

Don't worry about me unless I talk to

you.

When you drink, I want to shoot through

this gap.

That's it.

That's it.

You grew up there, right?

Let's go for a walk there.

Stay where you are.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

So just walk this way and talk.

Just when I tell you to, walk and

talk slowly.

And don't look at me.

Look at each other.

Have some fun.

Go for it.

I just want you here.

Just resting your shoulder like that.

And just hide the beer in the smoke

if you can.

That's it mate.

Don't move.

Just really cool there.

Alright guys, get in a position where I

can basically see you just here.

That's it.

Good.

That's a little cool.

Where is he going?

Can I get you to bring your foot

back a bit mate?

That's it.

I was looking sexy but I...

That's good.

Alright guys, look at me.

Really cool.

No smiles.

No smiles at all guys.

That's it.

Hold it there.

Hold it there.

Hold it.

And now you can laugh hysterically if you

want.

Now.

Now.

It's like laugh now.

Bring it!

Actually Ryan, I'd like you to sit right

on the ground.

That's it.

That's it.

And just sort of bring that leg back

a bit.

The other one.

Sort of underneath it.

Underneath.

Cool.

Okay, look at me boys.

No smile.

Just really cool.

Let's walk around that way guys.

Just slightly lean forward.

It's up there.

That's it.

And turn your face this way.

Chin up a bit.

Turn more.

Don't move.

I'll get you up again.

Sorry mate.

Just didn't quite...

Probably two more steps.

Stop there.

That's it.

And just rest.

That's it.

And just...

Actually looking perfectly at me.

That's cool.

Hold it there.

Touch this way.

About two, three metres ahead.

A bit more.

So I want two of you on this

side.

Two of you on this side.

That's it.

Sorry, glasses off again mate.

Sorry.

Okay, two of you a bit more this

way.

Stop there.

And hands in the pockets guys.

As you walk, I actually want you looking

over to your right.

And boys, actually Ryan, look over your shoulder.

And I want you guys looking at each

other.

And you guys looking at each other as

well.

And as you walk in guys, lots of

laughs, smirking around, cracking up.

Let's go for it.

Walk slow boys, slow.

Sit right back.

Your backside right in there.

That's it.

And just bring one foot underneath the other.

That's it.

So one foot flat and one knee up.

So you've sort of got one...

So one's like that on the ground.

Thanks.

That's it, that's it, that's it.

And bring your heel more underneath.

That's it.

Cool.

And bring this hand a bit more in.

That's it, good.

And that one a bit more in.

There you go.

Can I move?

And just looking out to the right a

bit mate.

That's it, that's cool.

That's good.

That's good.