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Good morning.

How are you?

Please introduce yourself to the camera.

My name is Satomi Arakane.

Satomi-chan.

How are you?

Yes.

You know Satomi-chan, right?

Yes.

She is not a normal girl.

Yes.

What kind of girl are you?

I am a man.

You are a man.

You are a man, right?

Yes.

I see.

Today,

I would like to have a fight with Satomi-chan.

A fight.

A fight.

What should we do today?

Do you want to go after a girl or a boy?

It's okay to go after a boy.

I'm excited to go after a girl.

Are you excited?

Yes.

Today, don't go after a girl.

Don't go after a girl.

Don't go after a girl.

I want to see how Satomi-chan fights with a woman.

If no one finds her, I will be your opponent.

Is that okay?

Yes.

Then,

Satomi-chan and I

will go to the city to find a cute girl.

Yes.

The wind is strong.

Yes.

I have a lot of life to live.

I have one last desire.

Do you want to go after a girl?

I will do my best.

It's hard today.

Yes.

I don't know

whether everyone is busy or not.

There is no good person.

What should I do?

I can't go after a girl at all.

I'm in trouble.

I want to go after a foreigner.

Do you want to go after a foreigner?

Yes.

Are you interested?

Yes.

Really?

Are you okay even if you are not Japanese?

Yes.

Then,

I will go after a foreigner.

It's a joke from my father.

Then, do you want to go after a foreigner?

Yes.

What's wrong?

Hello.

You speak Japanese.

You are cute.

Can you speak a little Japanese?

Yes.

You are cute.

Sorry.

This is Satomi.

And Dango.

What's your name?

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Where are you from?

America.

You are American.

Las Vegas.

Cool.

We are from Japan.

I like Japan.

You like Japan?

Yes.

I love America.

I love USA.

You like the girls?

Yes.

I like pretty girls.

Cute girls.

I mean, I love you.

And she loves you.

What happened to you?

What are you doing?

I'm looking for an izakaya.

Excuse me?

You are looking for an izakaya?

Yes.

You want to go to an izakaya?

Yes.

I love sake.

You love sake.

You like alcohol.

I love sake.

I love sake.

You love sake.

Do you want to go to an izakaya?

Yes.

But there is one problem.

The izakaya is not open now.

The izakaya is not open now.

The izakaya is open at night.

The izakaya is open at night.

The izakaya is open at night.

At night.

At night.

At night.

What should we do?

At home.

At home.

At home.

Really?

Her house has so much sake.

Her house has so much sake.

Japanese sake.

She wants to come to her house with you.

She wants to come to her house with you.

She wants to come to her house with you.

Together.

Can you do it?

Yes, please.

Okay,

Let's go to Japanese sake.

Let's go to Japanese sake.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

Don't be scared.

We are good people.

We are good Japanese people.

We have good relationship with the USA.

We have good relationship with the USA.

We have good relationship with the USA.

How long does it take to walk from here to your house?

How long does it take to walk from here to your house?

It's about 5 minutes from here.

I'll walk for 5 minutes from there.

Perfect.

Let's go drink.

Let's go.

Which way?

This way?

Follow me.

Follow us.

It's perfect.

Satomi, you did a good job.

This is her birthday.

Thank you.

Hello.

This room is where her grandmother and grandfather lived.

This is my first time in Japan.

This is Japan.

How many times have you been here?

This is the first time.

I want to drink.

Please.

Thank you.

This is sake.

Sake and rice.

This is Japanese sake.

Japanese sake.

Wow.

From rice.

Made of rice.

It looks delicious.

It does.

This is Japanese sake.

Japanese sake.

Japanese traditional sake.

Oh.

Thank you.

Which one do you want?

Which one do you want?

This?

This one.

The bottle is pretty.

It's pretty.

The bottle.

It's like studying English with Sophia.

How much is it?

Yes.

Shall we toast?

Cheers.

Cheers.

It's good.

Thank you.

I want a girlfriend.

You want a girlfriend?

Yes.

If you want a girlfriend,

you can become

Sophia's girlfriend.

I want one.

Thank you.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Your hands are beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

Wow.

Your hands are beautiful.

Thank you.

Somehow, Sophia

I fell in love with you.

I want to love you, Sophia.

I like you.

Your skin is beautiful.

Thank you.

What do you like about

girls?

What?

What do you like about girls?

How are you kissing

with ladies?

How am I?

How are you kissing,

touching?

How is it?

Sensual.

Oh.

I'm crying because it's good.

I'm crying because it's good.

I'm crying because it's good.

Soft.

Kiss.

It feels good.

It feels good.

I feel good.

I feel like I'm in a good mood.

I feel good.

I feel good.

It feels good.

My neck is standing up.

It feels good.

It's amazing.

It feels good.

My neck is standing up.

My neck.

It's amazing.

My neck is amazing.

It's long.

I can feel it.

Let's compare.

Let's compare.

Let's go to bed.

Let's go to bed.

Let's go to bed.

Let's go to bed.

Let's go to bed.

It's cute.

It's cute.

It's long and thick.

Why?

It's long and thick.

It's secret.

It's amazing.

It's my first.

I'm out.

It's cold.

It's hot today.

It's hot today.

It's a photo shoot today, but are you listening to the details?

Is it properly transmitted?

It's a project to ask Mr. Satomi.

It's like that, but I wonder if it will be a so-called counterattack.

What do you think about that?

What do you think about Mr. Satomi?

I'm a little nervous about the counterattack.

Is that so? I feel that.

Actually, Mr. Satomi has a little secret.

I wonder if it's a secret.

I'm wondering if it's a little unique or original.

From here, I'm looking at you, but I'm actually looking at you.

Do you actually pick up girls?

I see. There is such a pattern.

I picked up a man today.

And

I would like you to pick up a girl.

I wonder if I can hear your enthusiasm.

Is that so?

Is it pretty hard?

I will drop it with a counterattack.

That's good.

Let's go. Thank you for your cooperation today.

Thank you for your cooperation.

I failed a few times.

There may be people who have plans.

I failed quite a bit.

I will try not to use the failed part.

I'll go to a convenience store.

I'm sad for them.

Please get off work early and see me together.

It's a beautiful house.

It's quite spacious.

What kind of matching app so you do well?

It's a matching app and I often meet men.

That's great.

I was wondering what kind of person I met today.

I am a man? Really?

I know. I think it's better to have a younger one.

Really?

Satomi-chan, isn't it slippery?

It's still slippery.

It's slippery.

Are you standing up?

No, I'm not.

You're standing up.

You're not.

If you drink this, you'll stand up.

No, no, no.

There's something in it, right?

There's something suspicious in it, right?

I think so.

I got really excited today.

Really?

Yes.

When I drink this, I feel like my body is looking for you.

What?

Is it okay?

It's slippery.

Is it slippery?

I touched your boobs.

I wonder if I'll touch it, too.

It's a good feeling.

I'm standing up.

Yes, there.

It feels good.

It might be good.

It's hot.

Satomi-chan said it was hot.

Is there something in it?

I got really excited.

You put something in it, didn't you?

It's so big.

It's so big.

How far are you going to get in there?

It's too comfortable to get in.

You're touching me.

It's okay.

You're good at continuing.

Yes.

Do you have a bed?

Yes.

What should I do?

I don't have one.

I think I can sleep in another bed.

It's still a big bed.

What?

What's wrong with it?

Let's sleep together.

It's a big bed.

I don't have a bed.

But it's a big bed.

I'll sleep in this.

Let's sleep here.

Why?

Why?

I don't know.

Why?

I don't know.

But I hope there's something in the bed.

No, no, no, no.

It's getting harder and harder.

You're going to get a rash.

Are you going to get a rash?

It's hot.

It's hot.

You always put it in here, don't you?

It's amazing.

It's going in right away.

Does it feel good?

It's dripping a lot.

It's amazing.

It's not a little bit.

It's closing.

It's closing soon.

It's floating a lot.

It's coming out a lot.

It's bubbling.

Does it feel good?

It feels great.

It's going to come out again.

I want to put it in again.

I'll put it in Shinji's butt.