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Aah!
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Aaaaahhh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Eeh!
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Aah!
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Aaaaahhh!
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♪ Oh, life on the outside
ain't what it used to be ♪
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♪ You know,
the world's gone crazy,
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and it ain't safe
on the street ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ Well, it's a drag, and I know
there's only one place to go ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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This is a disaster!
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Our cafeteria staff is
slaughtered.
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Our food is tainted
with body parts.
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How am I supposed to get
this place up and running
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in time for breakfast?!
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I don't get paid
enough for this.
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I want a raise.
- I can't give you a raise.
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But we are a little thin
in the kitchen department.
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How about a night shift?
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Screw you.
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Double your salary.
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You do know how to cook,
don't you?
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Can't be that hard.
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Uh, it's just a bunch of crap
mixed together, right?
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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Come on. Come on.
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I want my midnight snack.
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That doesn't look
like salisbury steak.
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Jared!
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- Aah!
- Try this.
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Wow! That's delicious!
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I know.
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It's like my taste buds have
been awakened
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from a long winter
slumber.
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Save some for the rest of us,
chubbo.
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Mmm. What's the next event
on my calendar?
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We need an excuse for a feast.
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Well, there's nothing
on the docket
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except for the
yearly electric chair...
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Perfect! We'll have a seven-course
last meal of last meals.
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Send someone out
with a real bang.
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But, sir,
it's just a test.
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Oh, Jared, there you go again
worrying about the details.
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You should worry about the sweet
deliciousness of flavor
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that will be creamily rolling
down your throat
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and soaking into
your bloodstream.
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But if you don't want to be
invited to my dinner party...
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No, I do.
Let's fry someone.
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Aah!
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You are invited to a last mealin honor of your execution.
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Beef or chicken?
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Mmm.
Both, please.
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Look, real food!
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No seconds, fatso.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Uh-oh.
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Small seasonal window
on black winter truffles.
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Oh, I see. We're not
good enough to get picked.
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Well, I'm not gonna be the asshole
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left on the ground here to rot!
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Aaaahhhh!
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Looks like the veggies are
tired of...
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being small potatoes.
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I hear you're the woman
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who's been making
my gastric juices go gaga.
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Beat it. I don't have time
for food groupies.
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They say the way
to a man's heart
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is through his stomach.
- Gross.
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Noooooo!
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So, is this special ingredient
bigger than a bread box?
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I mean, I-I don't know
what you have planned,
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but I love
macaroni and cheese.
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Whoa.
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Wee, wee, wee.
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Let's go.
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Truffle jackpot.
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That's a dirty
mushroom.
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Truffles are
mushrooms, genius.
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We almost froze to death
for a mushroom, Alice?
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A mushroom?
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I mean, blech!
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I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,
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but I know my inmates,
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and they don't like
mush... whoa!
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Blech!
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Looks like someone's been
messing with our turf.
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Bitch.
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What is taking
so freakin' long?
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If I don't eat something soon,
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I am going to kill
someone!
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I heard Alice's flambé is
to die for.
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Have some manners.
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Where's Alice?
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Don't worry about it, shorty.
We can handle it.
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But...
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Cookie, grab
a couple more cases
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of lips and rectums.
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Now is our chance to produce
for the produce.
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Yes.
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Oopsies.
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What are you doing here,
guard?
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I don't see
anyone who needs raping.
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Here we go.
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Why are we restraining
this man?
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Let him go.
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This is Superjail, man.
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We're life affirming.
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Speaking of life affirming,
where's our culinary queen?
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Let's get her out here.
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Alice!
Alice! Alice!
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Aah! Aah!
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Be right back.
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Alice!
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Let's move.
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So, chef Aphrodite,
what's the first course?
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It's an auberge du
pommier.
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A what du what?
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Oh! Truffle soup!
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Ooh!
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I love truffles!
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Smells like...
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Aah! Aah!
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No! Don't eat the food!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aaaahhhh!
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Mmm. Delicious.
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Ahh.
I am stuffed.
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I can't wait to see
what's for breakfast.
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I quit.
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Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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