Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,199
Oh.
2
00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:13,503
Aww!
3
00:00:45,121 --> 00:00:52,314
Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
4
00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:56,788
♪ Oh, life on the outside
ain't what it used to be ♪
5
00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,386
♪ You know,
the world's gone crazy ♪
6
00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:03,293
♪ And it ain't safe
on the street ♪
7
00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:06,089
♪ Oh! ♪
8
00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,794
♪ Well, it's a drag,
and I know ♪
9
00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,063
♪ There's only one
place to go ♪
10
00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:13,162
♪ I'm coming home ♪
11
00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,331
♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
12
00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,602
♪ I'm coming home ♪
13
00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,650
Well, after I made copies...
14
00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:27,276
Oh! Tell me more!
15
00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:28,718
...in triplicate,
of course...
16
00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:29,755
Oh, my goodness.
17
00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,256
...I filed them in
the proper folders.
18
00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,518
Yes! And then?
19
00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:33,889
And then nothing.
20
00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,154
That was it.
21
00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,217
That was it?
22
00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,593
No stapling?
23
00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,941
My jail is ruined!
24
00:01:50,009 --> 00:01:51,067
What the hell is that?
25
00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:52,076
Jared!
26
00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:53,407
Warden! Warden!
27
00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,311
Jared, what is
that maddening noise?
28
00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:56,439
Great news, Sir.
29
00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:59,144
We have our first parole
ever here at Superjail.
30
00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,049
First what?
31
00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:01,016
Parole.
32
00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,019
This better be good.
33
00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,487
Par...
Parole.
34
00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,285
It's when an inmate is
officially reformed
35
00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,484
and gets to leave.
36
00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:07,423
I know what it is.
37
00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:08,426
I'm not a moron.
38
00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:09,723
You mean, like,
leave-leave?
39
00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,694
Yep.
40
00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:12,355
This means that someday,
with any luck,
41
00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:15,595
all the prisoners will be
released, just like Paul.
42
00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:16,862
But this is his home.
43
00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:18,028
Not anymore.
44
00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:20,834
Unless he messes up
in the next few hours,
45
00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,432
this ex-gun-toting drug
addict is gonna walk out
46
00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,842
this door a free man.
47
00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:33,845
No!
48
00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,320
You're late.
49
00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,221
For?
50
00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,850
For role-playing
fetish night.
51
00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:44,961
If you go,
where shall I go?
52
00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,589
What shall I do?
53
00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,667
Uh, frankly, um, uh...
54
00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,637
Frankly,
we could just bone.
55
00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,400
Frankly,
you're an asshole.
56
00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,840
You know, if you spent more time
here at home and less time
57
00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:00,710
running around with "The guys,"
you might know your stupid line.
58
00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:02,111
You're right.
59
00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,946
These lines are stupid
because the whole fetish thing
60
00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:05,882
is stupid!
61
00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,385
Whoa, Ladies,
settle down.
62
00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:08,818
I've got some good news.
63
00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:12,119
You better not be
pulling my leg.
64
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,284
Nope.
It's the real thing.
65
00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,291
What is it?
66
00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,349
Your better half
is a free bird.
67
00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,258
What?!
68
00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:18,627
Start packing, girlfriend.
69
00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,427
So, you're really thinking
about leaving here,
70
00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,432
just like that.
71
00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,264
Hello, it's a jail.
72
00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,236
The whole point
is getting out.
73
00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:28,604
Well, for the record,
if you leave, we're through.
74
00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,506
Come on, can't you girls
kiss and make up for your
75
00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:31,601
last two hours together?
76
00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:32,645
No!
77
00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:33,804
Double no!
78
00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,370
You'll see.
79
00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:37,416
No prisoner's reformed
enough to leave me all alone.
80
00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,381
Now! Now! Now!
81
00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,553
Damn it.
82
00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,750
So, you want to play hardballs,
eh?
83
00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:49,192
I'm just dying to know,
what are you gonna do first?
84
00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:53,164
I am gonna wrap myself up in my
800-thread-count satin duvet,
85
00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,031
sip a hot belgian cocoa,
and catch up on all my favorite
86
00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:57,364
vampire novels.
87
00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,267
Yeah!
88
00:03:58,338 --> 00:03:59,635
- Yeah!
- All right!
89
00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,402
Well, hey, what do you say
tonight we down that toilet bowl
90
00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:05,069
full of pruno,
crawl through the sewer system,
91
00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,977
and throw rocks at those
cripples from yesterday?
92
00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,174
Aah!
93
00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,080
No?
94
00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,710
And then, after the
best night's sleep ever,
95
00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:16,220
I'm gonna walk my rescue
labradoodle through
96
00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,622
an open field of lavender
and sage while noshing on a
97
00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:22,627
baguette and sipping some
Sauvignon Blanc '84.
98
00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:24,629
Sweet.
99
00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:28,292
What am I wasting time washing
my balls for when the next guy's
100
00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,336
gonna dig my stink?
101
00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,369
Please.
102
00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:35,271
Like you could find a
replacement for me, ever.
103
00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:36,308
Ow!
104
00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:37,843
Asshole!
105
00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,303
Well, well, well.
106
00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:10,774
What do we have here?
107
00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:14,142
Our "former" junkie traipsing
out of the superjail behavior
108
00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:18,445
center like it's his own
private drug playground.
109
00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,485
Test him.
110
00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:22,480
Let me tell you something,
buster.
111
00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:25,718
Here at Superjail, my Superjail,
we're a family,
112
00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,659
and no one gets out unless
they're completely straight.
113
00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:29,990
Aah!
114
00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,531
Mmm, oink, oink.
115
00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:51,674
Howdy, friend.
116
00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,582
Who the are you?
117
00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:54,847
Charlie, your new cellmate.
118
00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,149
They transferred me.
119
00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:58,589
Over my dead...
120
00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,322
- Get over here.
- Oh!
121
00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,192
Where have you
been all my life?
122
00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:05,287
Mmm.
123
00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:10,134
I won't be needing your
crappy gifts on the outside.
124
00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,663
We're about to open the closet
on this goody-two-shoes
125
00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,435
and find out what
he's really hiding.
126
00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:16,475
Congratulations, Sir.
127
00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:17,873
Shut up, you idiot!
128
00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:20,669
I wanted flowers.
129
00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:21,679
Aah!
130
00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,648
Unscheduled contraband search.
131
00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,081
You know the drill.
132
00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:28,584
Well, well, well.
133
00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:30,212
What's this?
134
00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:31,950
A deadly weapon.
135
00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:35,482
And just whose is this?
136
00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,892
Don't want to talk, eh?
137
00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,090
Well, I'm just gonna have
to assume it's yours.
138
00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:41,497
Looks like you're not going
anywhere after all.
139
00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,467
But, sir, we don't
have to assume.
140
00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,128
We have a
third-party witness.
141
00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:48,471
It's all his.
142
00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,306
You, sir, are a toxic stick in
the spoke of my reform system.
143
00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:56,678
Maybe you'll have time to
reflect on that in solitary.
144
00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,618
What?!
145
00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,380
We are so over, Charlie.
146
00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:04,948
It's time.
147
00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,787
One switchblade.
148
00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,125
Still has blood on it.
149
00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,256
One set of brass knuckles.
150
00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:14,765
Oh!
151
00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,358
And one black-and-red jacket.
152
00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:20,936
Nice coat.
153
00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,269
Let's beat it.
154
00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:25,472
Guess this is it, kiddo.
155
00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:26,739
Stay frosty.
156
00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:33,184
See ya, man.
157
00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,651
See ya later.
158
00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:44,028
Aah!
159
00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,855
Just go.
What do I care?
160
00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:18,920
I want to see if there is
someone left in this world
161
00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:22,263
with charm and grace.
162
00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:27,295
Do you know what
I am talking about?
163
00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:28,340
No!
164
00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:31,843
I only know that I love you!
165
00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:40,083
Yes! I knew it!
166
00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,710
He still needs me!
167
00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,585
He still needs Superjail!
168
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:48,990
Sweet.
169
00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,426
Time and a half.
170
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,111
I can't let you through,
hot pants.
171
00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,219
Go get your man, girlfriend.
172
00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:54,724
Paul!
173
00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,625
Oh, Jean.
174
00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,721
You're gonna get in a
lot of trouble for this.
175
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,096
Ah, you are
nothing but trouble.
176
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,199
But you're so worth it.
177
00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:09,838
We were so close.
178
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:13,470
The hope for this one
good apple... squashed.
179
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,878
Oh, Jared, we did do it.
180
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,142
Paul is reformed?
181
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,080
What?
182
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,378
We took a hardened criminal
183
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,443
and instilled the
virtues of loyalty,
184
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:25,183
turned this weak individual into
someone who leads by example.
185
00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:28,556
Now he's a man who's worthy of
this thing you call parole.
186
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,791
Take him and integrate him back
into the regular world so he may
187
00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:35,630
take my lessons of reformation
and share them with the masses.
188
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:39,000
But, sir, Paul has enough new
violations to keep him here
189
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,266
at Superjail
another 50 years.
190
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,534
I know.
Isn't it great?
191
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:55,534
Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
12772
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof