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♪ Oh, life on the outside
ain't what it used to be ♪
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♪ You know,
the world's gone crazy,
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and it ain't safe
on the street ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ Well, it's a drag,
and I know ♪
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♪ There's only one
place to go ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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There! That's where I want
the new petting zoo!
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Now, should I list the animals
by name, rarity, or hostility
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towards human contact?
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I've got it
memorized each way.
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Sir, don't you think the
inmates would benefit from
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something more practical?
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A computer lab would...
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...be totally boring!
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This is Superjail,
not super-detention, Jared!
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I've never let an
inmate die of boredom,
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and I won't start now just
'cause you think like a
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failure!
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Sir, "Failure"
is an awfully harsh word.
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Hey, don't beat yourself up.
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Sure, Superjail would suck
if we did things your way.
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But that's why I'm here...
to protect you from being an
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uninspired, shortsighted,
small-thinking, failure!
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Failure! Failure!
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Now, as for that petting zoo...
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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Hmph!
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Whew!
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Aah!
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Oh, my god! Warden!
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What have I done?!
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Hey, you dicks up here?
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Yo. I got to ask the Warden
which library I'm dozing to make
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room for that zoo.
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Uh, you just missed him!
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He... he actually told me we're
not getting a petting zoo.
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We're getting
a computer lab.
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Pfft. Whatever.
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That's fine.
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That is fine!
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I can run Superjail
my own way now!
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And don't you worry,
Warden!
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This failure will get
you fixed up good as new,
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right after I order
those computers.
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With all due respect,
Sir, this job is easy.
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Of course!
He's right here.
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"Splendiferous job,
my big metal buddy!"
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Energy drinks?
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Really?
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Looks like someone's havinga hard time keeping up.
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You're not the Warden!
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You're just my mind
playing tricks!
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I can handle Superjail
all on my own!
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What happened
to mein power?!
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Nein! Nein!
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Be still,
mein beautiful kindermonstrum!
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You mustn't leave
your papa's side!
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Ze world will not
understand your purity!
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Not mein old sewage
treatment network!
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You will be lost forever,
and smell like ze stinky poopy!
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Come back to me!
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Come back, mein beauties!
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Nein!
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My laboratory has been
castrated!
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Explain!
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You can continue your silly,
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little experiments when
some more resources pop up.
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Idiot!
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Mein lab's stability is vital
to Superjail's well being!
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Sorry, Doc, but this comes
directly from the Warden.
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Zis is ze biggest mistake
Superjail has ever made!
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We will all pay!
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Aww!
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Whew! Tough work!
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But it's all worth it!
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They'll earn G. E. D. S,
read about current events.
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They'll become better people!
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Are all of you just
looking at porn?!
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Dude, man, your voice is
such a serious boner killer.
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Congrats on the porn den, failure.
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Shut up!
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I am not a failure!
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Everybody, run!
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Hey, fellas, if you
got to be loud about it,
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take it to your cells,
all right?
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Warden! No!
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Nice work, buddy.
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Getting eaten by a big,freaky dog
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exactly what I hadin mind for today.
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Big success.
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Don't worry, Warden!
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Everything will be fine!
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Just play dead!
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Alice!
The Warden's been...
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Out of my shot, diva!
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I'm doing my Greco-Roman
training webcast.
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Hey, your ugly mug's making
all my viewers drop off!
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Your viewers are being
mangled by monsters!
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Mmm, sounds kinky.
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I can do this!
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I can do this!
I can do this!
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No chance, failure!
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No way, failure!
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Unh-unh, failure!
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Failure!
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Failure!
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Failure!
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Failure!
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Failure!
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Failure!
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Drink up, failure!
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More hair of the dog,
failure?
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All of you, shut up!
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Ugh! Quit it!
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I can do this!
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I can be the boss!
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No!
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I am a failure!
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Oh, why have mein babies left
me for a world that can't love
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zem as I do?
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I'm telling you, doctor,
I'm sorry!
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But you've got to help me!
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You're the only one who knows
the old sewage treatment plant!
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How could zey think they're
better off without me?
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All I ever did was
give zem a home,
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and all the extraneous
limbs zey wanted.
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Sometimes people...
or mutant monsters, I guess...
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can forget their place.
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That's why they need a good
leader to keep them in line!
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If your babies need you,
then damn it,
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let's go get them!
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And the Warden!
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And put all of Superjail
back to normal!
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God, little man,
you speak Ze truth!
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I shall reclaim mein family!
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Oh, thank you, doctor!
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And I'll get your
electricity back,
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plus all the funding you
need from now on!
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Plus, I get to keep your
scrumptious cranium upon
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your demise.
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Deal!
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Pbht!
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Blind spot, 2:00!
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On it!
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The omni-hound requires warmth
and seclusion for it's den.
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We ride to ze
sedimentation tanks!
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Here I come, Warden!
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A guard dog is useless
once it's known love!
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You've practically killed
this animal yourself!
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So you may as well kill
this animal yourself!
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Now, as for
that petting zoo...
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Great idea, sir!
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I must say, Jared,
this was one terrific idea!
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Ja!
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I should've been charging
admission for zis
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Years ago!
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I'm so glad everything
worked out!
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I'll always protect
and serve you, sir!
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Uh, ahem-ahem-ahem!
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Then what do you call this,
smart guy?
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Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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