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Let's go, Rieger.
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Heave the old tush this way.
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Where's your friend Burns?
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John? Out somewhere. I don't
know. Why? Is it important?
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I want to give him a kiss.
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Oh.
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I got a driver
waiting for his cab
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who makes us a profit.
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Would you give
him a break, Louie?
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The guy just got married.
They're both in school.
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They need all the
money they can get.
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That's not for me to know.
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All right.
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A good dispatcher has got to be
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impersonal, separate, aloof.
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That's why you notice I never
fraternize with you drivers.
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I thought that was our choice.
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Just don't tell me
about the newlyweds
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and their hard times.
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I don't want to hear.
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I don't want to know.
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I don't give a damn.
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Just one thing bothers me.
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What's that?
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Why hasn't the young
couple invited me to dinner?
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After all you've done for them.
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Okay, Latka, now try this one.
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Are you hungry?
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Oh, polishing up for tonight's
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dinner conversation, huh, Latka?
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Yes.
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I am so hungry I
could eat a dog.
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Not quite, huh, Latka?
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No, Latka, it's not
"I could eat a dog."
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It's "I could eat a horse."
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Eat horse?
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Echhh!
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You'd rather eat a dog?
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Okay, Latka, come
on. Back to work.
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Now, let's say
you walk in, okay?
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You walk in, and
you look around,
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and you say...
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Please pass the salt.
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No, Latka. You look around,
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and you say, "My,
what a lovely apartment."
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My, what a lovely apartment.
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Please pass the salt.
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No. Soon. Soon.
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He likes salt.
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Okay, now, let's
say that you walk in,
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and they put you
at the table, right?
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And they give you some food,
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and they say, "Are you hungry?"
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And you say,
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"I'm so hungry I could eat a..."
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Cow.
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No.
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Uh... bear?
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No.
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Please pass the
salt. Pass the salt.
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I was waiting for that.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hi, John. Hi, John.
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Guys, you ready for tonight?
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Oh, are we ever.
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You hungry, Latka?
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I'm so hungry I
could eat a horse.
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Echhh!
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Burns.
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Uh-oh.
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Get over here.
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Here you go.
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Burns, I got a
pencil in my hand,
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and I'm writing down the words,
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"Dinner... with... Burns."
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Now, all I have to
write down is when.
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Oh, well, Louie,
you see, right now...
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When?
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Look, Louie, this isn't right.
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I mean, down here you're my
boss, and I do what you say.
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But who I have in my
home is my own business,
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and I won't be
pressured about it.
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All right.
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All right.
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I wasn't going to
come, you know.
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All I wanted was an invitation.
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All you had to say
was, "Louie, come."
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And I would say,
"Thanks, but no,
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because I make it a policy
never to fraternize with the help."
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But no! You couldn't even
do me that little courtesy.
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You hurt me, Burns.
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Uh... Louie...
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Would you come to dinner
with Elaine next week?
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I'd be delighted.
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It's 8:00 p.m.?
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John, would you taste this?
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Oh, sure.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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I burned my tongue.
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Let me kiss it
and make it better.
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Mmm...
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Gee, I can hardly wait
for my first sunburn.
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There they are.
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Okay.
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Uh... okay.
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Welcome.
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Hi. Hi. Hi.
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Hi, Latka.
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Hi.
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My, what a lovely apartment.
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Oh, thanks, Latka.
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Oh, these are for you.
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Oh, thanks.
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I think I've got a vase.
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Want wine?
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I make myself.
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Thanks, Latka.
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Hey, look, honey, homemade wine.
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Oh, great. Is it red or white?
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Brown!
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I'll open it.
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Dinner is almost ready.
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Are you guys hungry?
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Are you kidding?
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I could eat a horse.
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What's wrong?
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I think I stole his line.
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I'm sorry, Latka.
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I said I'm sorry, Latka.
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Okeydoke.
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I'll pour us four glasses
of Latka's wonderful, uh...
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different, huh?
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I made with... I
made with honey.
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Oh, really?
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How unusual.
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Yeah, it goes equally as well
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with fish or meat or... waffles.
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Oh, uh, does anyone
know a really long toast?
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Vootka!
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That's it, huh?
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Well, good luck.
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Hey, that's not bad.
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Good, Latka.
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You know, I sort of like it.
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More?
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No. That's enough. Thank you.
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Honey, you serve this.
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I'll get that.
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Start without me.
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Gentlemen, dinner is served.
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Oh, thank you.
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Could you please pass the salt?
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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I swear it will
never happen again.
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Never.
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Mmm!
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You must give me your recipe,
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my dear.
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It's just a salad, Latka.
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You must give me recipe.
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I think you'd better.
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Lettuce and tomato.
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Thank you very much.
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Daddy says hello.
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Oh. Anything new?
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No.
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Suzanne's parents
have just been great.
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Do you know
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they pay our rent?
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Oh, was that a secret?
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Something wrong, Suzanne?
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No! No, it's nothing.
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Will you stop, Suzanne?
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Come on. What is it?
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Later, okay?
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Fine.
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Boy, I sure love
these little tomatoes.
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I used to hate the little guys,
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but then, one day,
boom, I love them.
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Just like that.
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I still hate big tomatoes.
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Look, I'm all out
of tomato banter.
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Can we try something else?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I got
some upsetting news.
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If you want us
to leave, it's okay.
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No, no, Alex. We
wouldn't think of it.
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Honey, this is Alex.
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We have nothing
to hide from him...
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or Latka.
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Come on, honey.
You'll feel better.
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All right.
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Well, my folks just bought
a condominium in Florida.
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Oh, honey, that's okay.
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That's not it.
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They're moving in two weeks.
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Oh, honey, that's okay.
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That's not it either!
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They won't be paying
our rent anymore.
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Suzanne, what
are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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Gee whiz, Suzanne
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Why did you have
to tell us now for?
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John, you told me to!
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Yeah, but you knew what it was.
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You like cauliflower?
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I always hated cauliflower.
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There. You see what you did?
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He's gone back to vegetables.
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Listen, I know this
is serious, but...
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No, Alex. You don't understand.
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We're wiped out.
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We counted on her
parents' money to get by.
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We're down to the bone as it is.
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And now, with this
drop in our income,
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I don't know how
we're going to make it.
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Suzanne might
have to quit school...
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Why don't you quit school?
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Why should I quit school?
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Me?!
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Yes, you!
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I'm not saying you should
be the one to quit school.
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Oh, yeah? I'm just saying
it's an open question.
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Yeah. We both have
plans for our careers.
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I want to be a nurse,
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and you want to
be a... forest ranger.
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Forestry! It's called forestry!
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I'll get a degree
just like a nurse,
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and then I'll go to
graduate school, and then...
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Then you'll go out and
save Bambi's mother.
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Boy, you make me mad!
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You make me want to, uh...
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Melmac. You see that?
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Ever since I married
you, I'm too poor
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to even get mad good.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, too.
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I'm sorry about this, Alex,
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but I just got to
get out of here
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and take a walk.
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Come on, Latka. I
think we'd better go.
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Eh, wait... wait a minute.
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Yes?
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Let's do this again sometime.
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Hey, Alex, what's going on?
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Oh, money trouble.
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A little short, huh?
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No, a little long.
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You wouldn't think
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that having too much money
would be a problem, would you?
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No.
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Well, it is. A big one.
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How do you get it?
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Get what?
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Alex has too much money.
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Aw...
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No, no. That's not
what I'm talking about.
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Why don't you tell
us about it, Alex.
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It's not really my problem.
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A couple of friends of
mine have money troubles
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and, well, I think
I can help them.
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I just don't know whether
I should help them.
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Do we know them?
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Well, what's the difference?
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Well, if we know them,
we can all help out.
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How much do they need?
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$2,500.
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I don't think we know them.
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Hey...
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Hi.
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Oh, John.
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You don't look so good.
273
00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:27,328
Well, I've been driving
16 hours straight,
274
00:12:27,397 --> 00:12:30,465
I've got impossible problems,
and my marriage is over.
275
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:34,152
Well, in that case,
you don't look so bad.
276
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,569
John, don't talk that way.
277
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:37,404
You just had a
little disagreement
278
00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:38,772
with Suzanne, that's all.
279
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,274
No. It's more than that.
280
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,608
I mean it.
281
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,110
After you left,
282
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,612
we cleared the table in silence.
283
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,449
In silence, we made the bed.
284
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:52,870
And then, in silence,
we went straight to sleep.
285
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,439
Sounds like a
nice, quiet evening.
286
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,924
Straight to sleep.
287
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,426
Do you hear what
I'm saying, Alex?
288
00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:02,130
For the first time
in our married life
289
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,133
Suzanne and I went
straight to sleep.
290
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,719
Yeah, well, some
people like the mornings.
291
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,189
This morning we
went straight to work.
292
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:15,309
John, are you sure you
want to talk about this
293
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,311
because I for one,
can live without it.
294
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,314
Straight to sleep, after
one month of marriage.
295
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,650
I didn't figure
that would happen
296
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,585
for ten or 20 years.
297
00:13:24,653 --> 00:13:28,439
Well, John, sometimes
people just aren't in the mood.
298
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,942
Look, we were
always in the mood.
299
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,444
Maybe some couples
don't... every night,
300
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,945
but we did,
301
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,932
and it meant something
very special to us
302
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:40,935
and, last night,
when we didn't...
303
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,937
I really missed it.
304
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,375
John, you know, maybe
I'm not the one to give advice.
305
00:13:47,444 --> 00:13:50,744
I mean, my marriage
didn't last that long itself,
306
00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:52,613
but one thing I'm
really sure about.
307
00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:55,249
There's two words that
can fix just about anything
308
00:13:55,318 --> 00:13:57,735
that goes wrong in a marriage...
309
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,736
"I'm sorry."
310
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,155
"I'm sorry."
311
00:14:01,224 --> 00:14:03,152
I thought of that myself.
312
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,605
I'm going to go home right now.
313
00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:07,094
Thanks a lot, Elaine.
314
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,647
I'm proud of you.
315
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,948
Just say the words.
316
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,216
Be nice.
317
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:15,169
Just one thing. How
do I get her to say it?
318
00:14:27,884 --> 00:14:29,333
Suzanne, I'm sorry.
319
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,735
I'm sorry.
320
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,886
I'm so sorry.
321
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,321
Oh, I'm sorry. too.
322
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:35,156
Oh.
323
00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,462
Let's not fight anymore.
324
00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:43,531
We're so silly.
325
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:45,499
I know.
326
00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:47,001
But now it's all behind us.
327
00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:48,369
Right.
328
00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:49,438
Right.
329
00:14:52,742 --> 00:14:54,675
Except for one thing.
330
00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:56,177
Oh? What's that?
331
00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:58,224
Well, we're still too poor
332
00:14:58,248 --> 00:15:00,831
for both of us to go to school.
333
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,100
Yeah.
334
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,517
Look, Suzanne,
335
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:05,536
I have an idea.
336
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,439
Now, this may sound crazy...
337
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:12,910
but, but, but let's not
think about school, okay?
338
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,579
We'll think about
something entirely different...
339
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,081
Something else...
340
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,650
And then maybe,
when we're involved
341
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,953
in an entirely different matter,
342
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,957
just maybe the answer
will pop right into our heads.
343
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:26,941
A very interesting theory, John.
344
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,876
What did you have in mind?
345
00:15:28,945 --> 00:15:31,062
Well, I was thinking
maybe we could go jogging,
346
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,496
or we could go in the bathroom
347
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,398
and scrape those
daisies off the bathtub.
348
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,068
I hate jogging, and
I like the daisies.
349
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,136
All right.
350
00:15:39,122 --> 00:15:40,238
What? Hello.
351
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,572
It's me. Alex.
352
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,573
Ya!
353
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,842
Uh, just a minute.
354
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,385
It's stuck.
355
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,095
Are you okay?
356
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,596
All right? All right?
357
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,931
Yeah.
358
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,432
Hi.
359
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,001
Hi.
360
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,773
Alex. What a surprise.
361
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,276
Hey, listen. I can come back.
362
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,777
Oh, no, no.
363
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,280
Whatever it is,
let's get it over with.
364
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,597
Please, sit down.
365
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,616
Okay.
366
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,685
Thanks.
367
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,589
Gee, I always
wanted one of those.
368
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,992
A couch that converts
to a high chair.
369
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,494
Listen, the reason I came over
370
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,913
is I was thinking of loaning
you the money you need.
371
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:41,365
Oh, Alex...
372
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,866
No, no, please. Let me finish.
373
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,235
I'm really not sure
374
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,463
that loaning you the
money is such a good idea
375
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,949
because, see, I've
loaned money to friends
376
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,406
a few times in my life.
377
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,286
It's not only getting
the money back,
378
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,288
although that's a
very important factor.
379
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,612
It's just a question
380
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,525
of how it affects the
relationship between...
381
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,798
Did I mention that getting
382
00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,400
the money back is important?
383
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:00,267
I covered that, huh?
384
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:02,436
You sure? Oh, yes, yes.
385
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:03,937
Okay. It's just that...
386
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:07,208
well, you end up by losing
friends a lot of the time,
387
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,543
and I don't know what I would do
388
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,062
without those warm
evenings as your dinner guest
389
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,447
and, uh...
390
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,432
You get
391
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,667
what I'm saying?
392
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,966
I'm saying, do you want
it in cash or a check?
393
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,224
Oh... Alex, I really love you
394
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,725
for making that offer.
395
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,893
Yeah, yeah. So how
do you want to work this?
396
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,107
I can't, Alex.
397
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,008
I mean, it's terrific
of you to offer,
398
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:33,345
but there's no way I can take
that kind of money from you.
399
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,319
You sure?
400
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,388
I'm sure.
401
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:42,426
Uh, don't you think we
should discuss this, John?
402
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,944
Huh? Huh?
403
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:46,414
Oh, yeah. Why don't you
talk it over with Suzanne
404
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,782
for a second and... while
I go to the bathroom?
405
00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,150
Alex, there's no need for you
406
00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:52,152
to go to the bathroom.
I know how I feel.
407
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:54,221
Yes, there is. I
know how I feel.
408
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,528
Are you upset?
409
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:03,480
Oh, just about little stuff.
410
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,482
I didn't know he was coming.
411
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,785
There are no towels
in the bathroom.
412
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,315
And, besides that,
I cannot figure out
413
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:12,273
why it's okay to take
money from my folks
414
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,874
but not your friends
415
00:18:13,943 --> 00:18:16,777
when it comes to something
as important as our education.
416
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,129
You're absolutely right.
417
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,437
It wasn't okay, either,
418
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,110
to take money from your folks,
419
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,345
and I knew that
whenever they called us up
420
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,714
and told us that they
were moving to Florida
421
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,565
and couldn't pay
our rent anymore.
422
00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:28,900
I mean, here they were,
423
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:31,170
calling up with great news.
424
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,627
Instead of us being
excited for them,
425
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,274
we were miserable for us.
426
00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:37,026
Right away, I was
a different person.
427
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,510
I resented your folks.
428
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,201
I resented you.
429
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,036
I resented Florida.
430
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:45,790
I just can't take that
money from Alex.
431
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,728
Look,
432
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,731
I love going to bed every night
433
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,777
being real proud of myself.
434
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,218
I'm working hard.
435
00:18:57,286 --> 00:19:00,221
I've got a beautiful
girl beside me.
436
00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:02,529
We're starting out great.
437
00:19:03,926 --> 00:19:06,761
I wouldn't feel great
going to bed every night
438
00:19:06,829 --> 00:19:08,824
wondering how much I owed Alex,
439
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,826
or whether I should
even have taken it
440
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,560
from him in the first place.
441
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,636
Is it so terrible to say
that I want peace of mind?
442
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:21,091
So that's what
that silly smile is
443
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,311
on your face every night.
444
00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:27,631
That's peace of mind.
445
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,634
You bet.
446
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,704
I sure would miss that smile.
447
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,893
What's the answer then?
448
00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:40,294
The only alternative
449
00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:42,522
is that one of us leave school.
450
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,449
Well, then, maybe one
of us should leave school.
451
00:19:46,736 --> 00:19:47,952
Which one?
452
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:53,757
Well, I guess the only
fair way to settle this
453
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,342
is to flip a coin.
454
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:58,412
It seems crazy to have our lives
455
00:19:58,481 --> 00:20:01,415
running on one flip of a coin.
456
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:02,682
Okay.
457
00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:03,918
Heads or tails?
458
00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:06,020
I don't believe
we're doing this.
459
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:07,088
Tails.
460
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:09,591
Okay.
461
00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:11,925
Tails... I drop out of school.
462
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:14,762
Heads... you drop out of school.
463
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:16,263
Right.
464
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,468
Good luck.
465
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:23,487
You, too.
466
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,375
Here goes.
467
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,520
It's heads.
468
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,840
Oh.
469
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:47,144
Well, I guess that's that, then.
470
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,731
I'll quit at the end
of this semester.
471
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,056
Oh, Suzanne!
472
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,562
Oh, John, it's okay.
473
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,565
I'll just be a
nurse a little later,
474
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,677
that's all.
475
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,134
You don't understand.
476
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,135
I lied.
477
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,137
It was tails.
478
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,576
I just want to go
to school so bad!
479
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,579
Look, I'll go nuts
if I'm a cab driver
480
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,046
the rest of my life.
481
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,482
Please, let me go to school.
482
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,295
No. I can't ask that. What
am I turning into here?
483
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,253
No, you go to
school, and that's it!
484
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,255
And I'll go to school.
485
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,874
We'll take the money from Alex.
486
00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:35,826
It will be okay.
487
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,328
We'll pay him back.
488
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:39,397
All right.
489
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:43,333
It doesn't feel quite that bad.
490
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,268
Alex!
491
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,269
Yeah?
492
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:47,338
Alex, uh...
493
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,556
We talked it over.
494
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,809
Yeah, I know.
495
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,043
I know.
496
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,678
And we feel that borrowing money
497
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,213
can really hurt a friendship.
498
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,881
I know. I know.
499
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,767
But, Alex, we decided
that our friendship
500
00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:02,136
can stand the strain,
501
00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:05,456
and we'll borrow as
much money as you've got.
502
00:22:10,346 --> 00:22:11,429
Great.
503
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,797
Oh, what would
we do without you?
504
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:17,434
Just another day in
the life of Alex Rieger,
505
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,603
super jerk.
506
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,815
Oh, Nardo.
507
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:35,235
Getting excited about
next Tuesday, hmm?
508
00:22:35,304 --> 00:22:36,820
What's next Tuesday?
509
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,855
Ooh, ain't you the cool one.
510
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,858
Next Tuesday, as
if you didn't know,
511
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:46,363
is when you and me are
going to John's to dinner...
512
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:47,831
Our big date.
513
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,634
Well, it's not a date, Louie.
514
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,620
Boy, we're going to have
tongues wagging that night.
515
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:54,487
Huh, toots?
516
00:22:54,556 --> 00:22:55,984
Just give me the receipt.
517
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,058
Louie, you and I
are separately invited
518
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,192
to the same place.
519
00:22:59,261 --> 00:23:00,872
It's a coincidence, that's all.
520
00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:02,312
You say coincidence.
521
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,481
I say destiny.
522
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,884
And dinner's just
a foot in the door.
523
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,486
After that...
524
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,358
it's a couple of
late-night drinks,
525
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:20,564
a little disco dancing,
and then magic time.
526
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:23,217
Louie, I want you to
listen very carefully
527
00:23:23,285 --> 00:23:24,684
to what I have to say.
528
00:23:24,753 --> 00:23:26,186
No.
529
00:23:26,255 --> 00:23:30,024
Okay, if you don't want
to ride a rocket to the stars,
530
00:23:30,092 --> 00:23:31,525
that's your business.
531
00:23:31,593 --> 00:23:33,494
Thanks.
532
00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:38,698
Of course, if I want to
tell everyone you did,
533
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:42,002
that's my business.
534
00:23:42,071 --> 00:23:45,506
Okay, and if I want to
tell everyone you couldn't,
535
00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,391
that's my business.
536
00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:56,467
Here's your receipt.
537
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,536
Get out of here.
538
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,617
Night, Mr. Walters.
539
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:31,752
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