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SEXY S.W.A.T. TEAM

W... wait!

W... wait!

SEXY S.W.A.T. TEAM HEADQUARTERS

What were you doing, Michelle?

I can’t believe it.

The reason the Sexy S.W.A.T. Team was created by Tokyo Police Department was...

I know. I know.

It was established to solve sex crimes using female special investigators.

You’re the professional pervert investigator.

And you managed to get molested, and lose both the offenders!

I don’t remember anything. I saw a red beam.

The victim was molested by an unidentified woman.

She sucked his cock.

The world must be coming to an end.

Yeah... that’s crazy.

I saw the offender’s face.

She looked respectable.

We never judge criminals by their faces.

By the way, I'll need some more team members.

I can’t investigate this case alone.

Well... Tokyo Police really has no budget.

Hey, it’s me John.

Hi

Susan, what happened?

I need to talk to you.

I didn’t expect you’d wanna see me. Okay, I’ll see you soon.

How are you?

Thank you for coming.

When was the last time we saw each other?

The prime minister’s reelection.

The economy was still good.

The economy never concerned you. You’re always broke.

You were always a ball-buster. You haven’t changed.

I didn’t come here for this.

I guess you haven’t done it for a while. Are you too busy?

‘Cause I can’t seem to find a real man like you.

So, what did you wanna talk to me about?

Unlike you, my department is understaffed.

You mean you need a new team member?

You’re friends with the deputy police chief.

Right...

He doesn’t have the same pull.

Also, they don’t have budget to find you a talented operative.

Well... actually there is one girl.

Really?

She’s a female from Police Department.

Wow, I’m wet! Let me repay you!

I'm done.

I can’t believe you finished the database.

It will help the investigation.

You can’t trust computers... or men.

Oh, sorry...

Now you can look up any offenders on a database.

Really? Good work, Kathy!

Hello.

Are you a saleswoman?

My name is Heather.

I am the new member of the Sexy S.W.A.T. Team.

You’re an investigator?

Yes, boss!

We’re the only ones here. You don’t have to salute.

This is the symbol of our Sexy S.W.A.T. Team.

Pay attention to your looks.

It seems unprofessional, looking like this.

Well, well... Don't worry about it. Just sit down.

Relax now. We’ll be busy soon.

This room’s a pig sty. I’m going to clean it up.

I’m very sorry...

What did you do for the Police Department?

I was a cleaning lady.

Can we find her in this crowd?

You're just a cleaning woman. How would you know?

She got off the train in this stop.

Are you afraid ?

Afraid?

Profiling is an acceptable form of investigation.

Shut the fuck up! We can't profile without dur database!

Yeah, I’m not afraid.

However, it is sad that the first investigation is for a pervert woman.

Men or women, it doesn't matter to us.

We’ve got to catch people who blatantly violate common decency.

This is such a bad drawing...

I’ll never make an exception, even for a women.

Understand?

What?

Stop it!

Heather! How’s everything going with the new job?

Oh... Please fuck me.

H... hey...

What’re you doing? I don't wanna go to the toilet...

What happened? You’re supposed to be working.

Hey, stop it! I don’t want to wreck the relationship I have with you.

Okay, I'll wreck it!

I didn't know how you felt about me... I love you.

Please .. Please touch me more!

How do you like it?

Please suck my tits.

Gosh...

Good...

Please fuck me from behind...

I never knew you had such a nice ass...

Good...

Where did Heather go? We’re still on the job.

Hello!

How are you, sir?

What the hell were you doing?

You’re the investigator! How dare you seduce my boyfriend...

Uh, I mean the detective!

I’m very sorry... I don’t know what came over me!

No one seems to understand our duty!

Sorry, it’s my fault.

I order you to stay home for a while because of this disgraceful behavior.

Excuse me! Please wait!

What?

You’re the one who made a guy go to heaven on the train.

I don't know...

Don’t worry, I just want to know what happened.

Did it have anything to do with a red beam?

Help me! Somebody is chasing me!

Her name is Jane.

After she left the Brain Wave Institute somebody has been chasing her.

Whenever she sees the red beam she gets horny.

Red beam?

Yes, when I got horny on the train, I also saw the red light.

It might have reflected into your eyes.

The beam must have a strong effect which makes people crazy.

I think it’s time to bring Heather back in.

You and Heather must protect Jane from the beam.

Yes!

Here... Take this.

This is a positioning system. So I can tell where you are.

Thanks to your testimony, I could come back to work. Thank you, Jane.

No, thank you.

I'll do my best!

I’m renting the room next door. If anything happens, just call me.

Thank you.

This is our job.

But if you have a boyfriend, you can call him.

There was a nice guy. I was interested in him but...

I was dreaming of telling him my feelings someday...

But one day...

Somebody help me!

It was horrible.

JAPAN BRAIN WAVE INSTITUTE

Thank you for waiting. I’m Dr. Smith, the chief of the institute.

Thank you for taking the time to see me.

I want to ask you about Jane.

I don't want to talk about her!

Oh, John. I want you to identify someone.

She's back!

According to the report by Susan, Dr. Smith is a mad scientist.

Many female workers were sexually harassed by him.

He targeted Jane.

She should sue him!

Dr. Smith is the king of the institute. Nobody can challenge him there.

So, Jane tries to fight against him without any help.

On the day she tried to sue, she got the red beam.

If she is judged as a promiscuous woman in court, she can’t win.

Is his sexual harassment still going on?

Susan said it was as if she was raped by his eyes.

So, did Dr. Smith actually chase Jane?

He has an ironclad alibi on the day when I got the red light.

He was in the hospital. His assistant hit him because of his sexual misconduct.

So, somebody tried to challenge him.

But the person who hit Dr. Smith disappeared after that.

It’ll be time to go soon.

Women are watching woman. It’s strange, isn’t it?

What are you doing here?

You too!

We’ve gotta go help her.

Let’s go!

Yes!

If we go out naked, we’ll be arrested for indecent conduct!

Thanks for reminding me!

Who are you? Why are you chasing me?

Do I know you?

You must be the pervert!

You’re under arrest!

Wait!

Be careful!

Are you okay?

The man had kind eyes.

What?

Michelle!

Michelle...

How are you?

The more you struggle, the more scars you’ll get on your body!

Even if you can recognize me it doesn’t matter any more!

You’ll be a guinea pig for my sex study... forever.

Don’t worry... There is another guinea pig here.

He’ll keep having sex until he dies!

Eric!

I will give you what every human being wants.

Heather...

Oh, Detective John!

HR

I’m very sorry about last time.

But you don’t remember anything, right?

I remember hard and big stuff got into my...

Oh, no, I don’t remember anything.

Are you sure?

Where’s Susan?

She went to the conference at Tokyo Police Department.

This document is about the suspect.

Thank you.

His name is Eric W. Bush.

He was the best assistant Dr. Smith ever had.

He was fired for hitting Dr. Smith.

However, he disappeared right after that.

Dr. Smith studies brain waves...

The beam must affect people’s brains.

You said all of the women exposed to the red light became horny.

Is it possible, Kathy?

People’s brains have a special instinct.

If we can stimulate the spot responsible for sexual desire...

Let’s go to the Brain Wave Institute!

We don’t have a search warrant, so this is a secret investigation.

Yes, sir!

Here.

Of course I look young, but this is too much.

You won’t be questioned if you pretend to be a curious girl.

I see.

I'll be back soon!

More joyful!

Here!

Heather?

Michelle!

Are you okay?

Are you crazy? Why are you wearing such a shameful uniform?

It seems you don’t appreciate me.

I made them!

Can they really protect us from the beam?

This metal controls the stimulation of the brain. It keeps it normal.

Really?

I trust you.

And... take this too.

What’s this?

Kick some ass!

Yes, boss!

Damn!

Nobody can come between me and my research!

Fuck! I will make every woman alive horny!

No, you won't!

Prepare to be arrested!

Unbelievable!

Oh my god... my body is heating!

It's payback time!

Wow! Fantastic!

Eric, go! Make everyone horny!

Wait!

Oh, Fuck!

Go around!

Wait!

Wait!

Way to go!

Susan...

You did a good job!

Thanks.

Wait!

Please wait!

Eric...

It was you... Eric, please wake up!

Where am I... What am I doing here?

Oh, it was you...

You’re .. Jane

After I left the institute, I heard you disappeared.

I don’t get it.

He was under the control of Dr. Smith.

Dr. Smith found a way to control his brain. Then he tried to make Jane a guinea pig for sex.

I got it.

Please stop it!

Jane discovered his study and left the institute.

Dr. Smith was afraid Jane would talk and he tried to shut her up.

He was using me as a tool.

And he created a solid alibi.

I actually loved you because you looked so kind.

Me too.

After you left, I was worried that I couldn’t see you, so I hit Dr. Smith.

But I don’t have any memory after that.

Heather.

What?

You did a good job!

Eric...

Jane...

Cheers!

It was a tough assignment. You guys all did great!

Thank you.

If we use the beam for good, it’ll solve many problems in our society.

Don't touch it.

Isn’t it cute?

You fuckin’ asshole!

What are you doing?

It was you! You groped me on the train!

Oh, you noticed!

Are you crazy?

You passed the initiation!

But you also loved it.

Remember? You’re a detective!

Hey, John. You groped your own staff.

Unbelievable! You also fucked me!

I envy them. Please do me!

You too?

Shut up! Stop it!

Oh, I’m very sorry.

Sorry, sorry... SORRY!!!

Somebody help me!

Oh, Gosh...

I'm so horny...

I want you...

Please fuck me...

I can’t stand it anymore,.

I wanna do it one more time...

I wanna die with you!

Hold me please!

Wow! Somebody help me, please!

I can't handle four girls at the same time!

Which girl do you want?

English Translation: Walker Rechov OCRed and synchronized by sstonecold