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[silence]

[silence]

Oh my god. Don't do that.

Don't do this.

Yes.

Don't do that some more.

Tell me.

I'm not doing this.

Okay. All I know is he's in DC buying some company.

You don't stop.

No. I'm stopping.

What's your company?

Ryan, if I wanted to talk business,

I'd have sex with my husband.

What?

Which company?

[phone ringing]

Hi Donald and Veronica can't come to the phone right.

Veronica, it's me.

Oh my god, it's Donald.

Pick it out.

Okay, Donald.

Call me when you're back, huh?

Hi, sweetie.

Hi, baby.

What's about to hang out?

What you doing?

Uh, having my nails done.

I just wanted to tell you my plate will be landing in about an hour

and I'm going to play a frigate team that will go to the cake.

Okay.

Okay.

Listen, sweetie.

I got to run.

My manicure's just giving me dirty looks.

I'll see you tonight.

All right, start eating.

I got to run too.

Why?

We have all afternoon.

Donald's playing golf.

I know.

I'm playing with him.

What?

[gunshots]

What?

[gunshots]

I'll take it for Long Island.

[gunshots]

[gunshots]

[gunshots]

[gunshots]

You shot.

A shot.

Nice 200 yards.

Right at the flag.

Well, if you want to get me as a card, you keep your compliments coming and your balls in the rough, huh?

[laughter]

I'll do my worst, sir.

Jay.

[gunshots]

When do you learn to swing like that?

There's no school.

[laughter]

How'd things go in DC?

Well, after a little meeting and the half a million additional shares that I purchased,

the full cooperation from the Jasko-Famister to the exploring.

We'll start out much stock up, put you over to the limit.

Not if you don't bind your own name.

Sounds like Simpson publishing's involved in a merger.

[music]

Watch CNBC tomorrow morning.

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So, Cindy, what do you say we get drinks tonight?

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Never.

Great.

Ring check it isn't it?

[music]

Ryan Turner's online.

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Hey gorgeous.

Hey honey.

What are you doing?

You?

I'm about eight hours.

Father.

Ryan.

You are so romantic.

I know.

Are we still out for dinner?

Yes we are.

I'll meet you there at eight.

Wait, do you see what I have planned for dessert?

I'll bring the cherry.

Hi, wish.

I understand the possibility of breaking a nail is looming over every word.

What your deadline is now.

Okay, geez.

Why does everybody want something from me?

You write an advice column?

I have problems too, you know.

Yes, I know.

I mean listen to this letter.

Dear Cindy, I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I mean listen to this letter.

Dear Cindy, I want to go back to school but my husband is against it.

What should I do?

I mean, this woman is such a mess.

So what did you tell her?

Simple.

Why do you need school?

You have a husband.

If you want to feel better about yourself, do charity work.

Go build hair dues for the homeless.

Better yet get your own hair done.

The woman pours her heart out to you and you give her beauty tips.

What's wrong here?

I haven't given you any.

But Cindy, this is a quality newspaper.

Page.

We're not friends, so I can be honest with you.

My grandmother's legs have better circulation than this quality newspaper.

No one even buys it.

Well then I would be happy to buy out your contract.

I wish.

But we both know your flat broke.

So you'll just have to let me do what I do with the style, grace, and femininity I do it with.

I love them.

I love them.

I love them when you sing funny.

It really turns me on.

Really?

Hey, where do you want to go?

Whoa!

I walk in here!

Huh?

She's just like my therapist.

Turning everything around, making it seem like I'm the one with the problem.

I can't quit.

You said nobody reads your column anyway.

I can't just quit.

It's not like I have a husband to take care of me.

So, what's with the champagne?

Well, I got information from Donald Simpson about a merger.

It'll make my clients and me a fortune.

If Simpson told you, isn't that illegal?

No.

Donald would never risk an SEC violation.

I overheard him and his lawyers.

This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

I'm even margining my own portfolio.

What's more, isn't it?

Marginie.

It's buying okay to help me.

Don't you think of you a card?

Can you check this out?

Of course.

Simpson himself bought stock.

And his wife's maiden name.

They stock, jazz, gold, pharmaceuticals.

They're developing some anti-aging drug.

When it hits the shelves, the stock could jump a thousand percent.

You could still get in.

Mmm, now.

But get it.

We'll handle anti-aging the old-fashioned way.

Surgery, right, honey?

Yeah, whatever.

Okay.

A toast.

Come on.

Two.

I can't.

Things new.

As.

Very successful practice in Ryan becoming a rich partner,

so we can enjoy the life we deserve and more.

And more.

And more.

And more.

And more.

And more.

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I gotta go.

Where are you going?

Come back here.

Ryan, I love you.

I know.

I gotta go to work.

It's 3 a.m.

I gotta go talk to you before they close.

Feel free to sleep in.

I'm not even sleeping.

I'm not even sleeping.

I'm not even moving.

I'm serious.

We get to see so much more of each other.

And I'm ready to have a dormant in my life.

I like the way things are.

Well, what would you say if I told you I'd leave you if you didn't let me?

I'd say you were lying.

Oh, really?

See?

Ryan, you know me so well.

We belong together.

We are together.

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Walt?

Good morning, Mr. Chen.

Your door, man.

Well, I'll go get an awesome to be.

Thank you, Sam.

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Thank you, Sam.

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Yo, bud.

You got a dollar?

Yeah.

Millions of them.

Me too.

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Hi, Ryan, turn it down.

Good to hear from you again.

Asahi, Akasho, son.

I have got a very lucrative investment

you need to jump on immediately.

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You're going to get Boi that tip as well?

Michael, you know you're my favorite client.

Yeah.

Well, he's only my favorite client when I'm on the phone with him.

Well, he does sell more records than me, doesn't he, Ryan?

Therefore, I want to have one more share than him.

Okay, man.

Excellent.

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Akasho will be up at least 30 points before noon.

Oh, I can't tell you how I know none of this is Ellis.

Listen, Ellen.

Hold on.

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Hello, Marlene.

I want Jasko.

Good choice.

Excellent choice.

You don't thank me now.

But I want to.

The next time you're on this side of the world, we can get together.

It's a date.

All righty.

Are you in or out?

All right, all right.

Put me down for 10,000 shares.

Mark and Mike.

I'm like two folks there.

If we can pay it, never ever down.

I'm not sure.

We've done it.

But even more exciting than one or two.

Rumors of a merger fueled an early morning explosion of Jasko

pharmaceutical stock.

But now, training has been halted because a news conference

has just been called.

Nine on TVC business.

No, I don't know why he would have done that.

And I'm going to look into it.

And I'm going to get on--

I'm on top of that.

Okay, thank you for calling.

Morning, sir.

Coffee.

Much five hours ago.

I found these bi-orders.

I'll get my phone sheet, please.

Ted wants to see him.

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You have to go on destiny to call a mirror.

My client is not going to be a mirror.

To call a mirror.

My client.

That's my video.

My car.

While you were sleeping, you're five a.m.

and you're moderately attractive suburban home.

If you're moderately attractive suburban wife,

I was here assuring my future would look nothing like yours.

By the way, it was afternoon and co-op.

Very impressive numbers coming in from your office as a month around.

Thank you, sir.

What do you see the deal I'm working on now?

Well, you keep this up and I can see a partnership.

Well, then I guess we have the same vision.

Excuse me.

Ryan, Donald Simpson's holding a press conference.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Watch this, sir.

Maybe this day is going to change my life.

Jessica was writing a tide of speculation,

but the press conference that just wrapped up turned out to be less than positive.

So in the final analysis, we concluded that the merger was not to our fiscal advantage.

Simpson publishing has voted to focus on our core interest, which is the newspaper business.

What?

When trading hold in Jazco Pharmaceuticals announced stunning news

that it has defaulted on the interest payments on its debt

and will file for bankruptcy, its stock is expected to plummet when trading resumes.

You're right, Turner.

Jazco stocks, we're going to explode.

Go, boom.

Coming up next, winners, losers.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Sir?

Sir, you're not allowed in there.

You're not allowed in there.

What the hell's going on?

Turner.

What are you doing?

Yesterday, you said you were acquiring Jazco.

I heard you.

Oh, Ryan, I'm running.

Oh, my God.

I didn't.

You didn't use that inside information, did you?

Yes, I did.

Did you lose a lot?

Fuckin' fortune.

Clients money, my own.

[SIGHS]

Ryan.

Ryan.

[SIGHS]

You screwed my wife.

I screwed you back.

[SIGHS]

You screwed my wife.

I screwed you back.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You would undermine your own merger just for retribution.

Are you insane?

There's no stronger motivation than money or revenge.

I already have money.

[SIGHS]

Have a good day.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

We just lost half our top clients, Ryan.

Why the hell did you do this?

How much setup?

It was false information.

Now the SEC called.

You think they give a shit about the fact that you were set up?

This was all legal.

What about due diligence?

We just lost $52 million of our clients' money.

And for what?

It my source was Donald Simpson himself.

Oh, great.

Well then I guess you can ask him for a job.

No, no, wait, wait.

It's the fucking SEC.

If we keep you on, it's going to look like we can dome inside our trading.

I'm sorry.

Don't do this, please.

I'm marching my own account.

Oh.

Well, I guess you made two stupid mistakes then.

I can't believe this is happening to me.

Okay, okay.

I've changed my plans completely.

Did I'm an adapter?

I can make myself believe that this is worse for you than it is for me.

I just have to keep your mind myself that you are

a prior Turner.

Oh, and honey,

anyone come out back in this you can.

Right?

My adjunct.

I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

That's all right.

Come on, walk with me, sure.

I guess you heard I left the beacon trading.

Everybody's heard.

I have admired your firm for quite a while.

I figured now would be a great time for us to join for some.

Unfortunately, we're downsizing right.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I just can't help you.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

That's right.

I'm right.

I've been calling you for days.

Yeah, I've been very busy.

It's been totally.

I got your messages.

Come on, there's got to be something you can do.

Look, Ryan, I made some calls.

Looks like they might be investigating you.

Ryan Edward Turner, while this commission finds insufficient evidence for indictment.

Your conduct leaves us in no alternative, but to revoke your broker's license.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

This one was the client too.

Try this one.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

No, I'm going to have to keep this one.

But we accept food stamps.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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You're jeopardizing your economic future, Ryan.

Patrick, I don't really give a shit about my future.

You get a cash in my retirement fund.

You're going to pay a hell of a penalty.

Just do it!

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And this is going to be 13 or 5 in the green on.

You need to go to sign.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You're old enough.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Right here.

You're a pro-corp.

That's great.

Good?

OK, let everything out by 5.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Mr. Turner, I am so sorry that you've been evicted from 989.

Thanks, Paul.

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When I said I wanted us to live together, I met at your place.

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Since World Motion Tour is over, and what a--

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With the winds out of Northwest at 7-month--

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Brian, you haven't moved in a week.

Let's go out.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

We're living together.

We're in our world pass.

They're going out this stage.

Bye.

I'm going out with Kathy then.

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I'll put this delicately.

You're a loser, and I'm leaving you.

Things won't get better.

I'm tired of watching other people enjoy the life I was

supposed to have.

My life is flying by.

Do you see a rock on my finger?

I get it.

Who is he?

He?

Oh, you think this is about someone else?

Honey, this isn't about someone else.

This is about you.

His name's Prince.

You go.

Any ores, a time in mind.

In Brazil.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

When did you meet this guy?

Mmm.

Don't worry, huh?

Tuesday.

Pretty loves me.

So you're just giving up on us?

I am.

If God wanted me to marry poor, he would have made me home.

Wait.

What about your job?

What about your column?

Oh, I'm done with everything here.

I'm jettin' up with Francesco.

Francesco.

Yeah, here.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

By the way, the red's still.

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That's a zipkin, isn't it?

I don't know what you're talking about.

That's a zipkin.

Madison Avenue.

Who told you?

Call me.

I can fix it.

I can fix that, too.

Brian.

Sorry, I'm late.

I had to do a lipo injection on an anorexive woman.

Now she wants to be the fat lady of the circus.

Cindy left me.

No.

I didn't see that coming.

Are you insulting my ex?

Of course not.

She's a bitch.

Is all I was saying.

She left me for some Brazilian guy.

And after all that work, I did honor her.

We could build you a new one.

It's not just her.

My whole life is a mess.

I killed myself, but I'd probably go to hell,

and that would be redundant.

Well, you'd be among friends.

Friends.

Nobody likes me, Barry.

Come on.

Nobody's overstating it.

I was like that big and asshole.

I wouldn't say big.

Huge.

Gigantic.

Paul Bunyan comes to mind.

All right, I get it.

Let me have a beer.

Get him a beer.

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Yeah.

Is Cindy there?

Who's this?

Who's this?

You're calling me.

This is Paige Henson, her publisher from the journal Who's This?

This is Ryan Turner, her boyfriend.

From Syracuse.

Well, she left a confusing message, something about moving to Brazil.

Can you tell me whether she's coming to work

or whether I can finally take her off payroll?

[PHONE RINGING]

Payroll.

Payroll, I don't have to pay her if she doesn't work.

That's the way we do things in this country.

It's progressive, don't you think?

Apparently, you misunderstood this.

And his message, what she was trying to say was she's not moving

to Brazil.

In fact, she's hardly moving at all.

She's sick, Brazilian flu.

Brazilian flu.

Put her on the phone.

I can't.

Yeah, she's Larry and Jitis, her doctor ordered total voice rest.

Her doctor.

What's his name?

Dr. Barry Sherman.

Well, perhaps she should take an extended leave.

No, Cindy, who wants to do the column from bed.

She shouldn't be without an income when she's this sick, should she?

Fine.

I guess I have no choice.

I'll send her letters over.

No.

She's contagious.

I'll come pick them up.

She's contagious and he's coming here.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

I'm looking for a page, Hanson.

And I'm looking for a man who appreciates the sight of the 70-year-old woman in a bubble bath.

I see.

Is she available?

Business or pleasure?

Business.

Serious or monkey.

None of you are.

Just tell a Ryan Turner is here.

Send his friend.

The boyfriend here.

Hi.

I'm Paige Hanson.

I'm Ryan Turner.

Coffee?

Sure.

So there.

Let me say upfront that I am not at all comfortable with Cindy working from home.

I like to do things a certain way around here.

One way is that.

Around here, where I can control them.

Hey, tell them you've ever controlled Cindy?

Well, that cannot wrong.

Which makes me right.

Other than brilliant, it's my favorite thing to be.

That was a joke.

If you want levity, Mr. Turner, I can squeeze you in around 4 p.m. a week from Thursday.

Cindy knows her deadline.

Haven't I stay?

Cindy's deadline is 3 p.m.

But I'm open-ended.

I'm here to pick up all the letters from the nursing decolon.

All the letters?

This is what I said.

Okay.

I'll get you all the letters.

All the letters.

There's Cindy.

I have a small mustache, but waxing is painful, and I can't afford laser removal.

Dear Adolf, the only handlebar a man wants to hold is on a Harley.

If a guy wants to munch hair, he knows where to find it.

Damn.

That's good advice.

There's Cindy.

I'm planning my wedding when I try to get opinions about color scheme as my fiance doesn't

seem to care.

Does that mean that he really doesn't want to get married?

Sign the wedding to Zinger.

And dear Zinger, while you're looking at wedding color schemes.

He's out looking at all the ass he's never going to touch again.

Just make the color scheme black because it's the darkest day of his life.

These sound like these were written by some shallow, callous, anti-feminist.

Maybe you should read them again.

Apparently Cindy's ailment hasn't heightened her sensitivity.

Perhaps you're just incapable of seeing the inside and profundity of her writing.

Are you implying I don't know how to do my job?

Maybe somebody should.

I mean how's successfully a little paper anyways.

You're right.

Usually.

Perhaps we would be more successful without this calling.

Cancelled.

Well, wait a minute.