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You can't just cut off my power!
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How much do I owe? Only $700!
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How long will it take? You're joking!
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"Bad luck" by Luna Ng
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What bad luck. My power got cut!
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I have no heat, no light.
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And I forgot to backup my columns.
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So they're all gone.
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There's a local saying,
"Stepping on poop".
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Have you worn shoes with grooved soles.
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And stepped in a soft pile?
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If so, you understand.
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Hello? Susan!
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I'll write it when I get home.
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My power was cut off!
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Really!
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It will take another hour.
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All right... goodbye!
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I'll bring it to you.
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No, thanks!
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I'm unlucky today. I'll break it!
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Then I'll sell it to you cheaper.
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I am afraid of that.
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Broken pieces are useful, too.
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I made this. So nice.
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Right!
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It is pretty!
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Not for sale!
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Vinyl records? People want these?
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This is great stuff. Nat King Cole and.
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Frank Sinatra's classic collections.
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My first boyfriend loved these.
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I gave him a limited edition
once for his birthday.
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He was so happy...
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I'm holding this for someone.
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This is the one, I gave it to him!
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My first boyfriend!
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That's my signature, I'm Luna!
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Why is it here?
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You're a Virgo?
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How did you know?
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You should stay home today, you know.
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He can do this because I'm a Virgo?
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That's too cruel!
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It took me forever to find this.
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I can't let anyone else have it.
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It's already been bought!
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He didn't have enough cash,
he'll be back.
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Trust is important in business, see?
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Please, I'll give you more money.
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Call him!
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I understand.
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I see!
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I sympathize with you.
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Let me speak to the boss lady.
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I don't care who she is.
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That record is mine.
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I'm coming to get it now, thanks.
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He said no.
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He did?!
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He pretended to sympathize with me!
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He said he's coming now.
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Wait here and beg him face to face.
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Me, beg him?
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Yes!
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I can tell from his voice he's nasty!
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All men are cold-blooded!
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I hope the record is mouldy and scratchy.
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Where are you?
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In a taxi, on my way
to pick up something.
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I just want to see where are you now.
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When will you come back?
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Don't be late.
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Last time I played two songs
before you arrived.
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They made me write a report.
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I know!
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I don't want to seem to be defending you.
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My fans are the ones defending me.
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Without fans, they can go to hell.
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Why is the beer warm?
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I told you about the power cut.
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Don't throw my things away.
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C.H. Yuen, you come out here now!
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You have two choices.
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First, hire a maid.
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Second, move in with me!
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Rent-free?
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Pay just a little!
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You're paying so much for this space!
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But it's still my own place!
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If I move in with you.
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I have to tolerate you and your buddies.
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My side of the bed is in demand.
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I've warned you.
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If you can rent it out.
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You have to return my...
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I never gave you anything.
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Let's go eat.
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I'm meeting my buddies
at Luk Yew Tea House.
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No, thanks.
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I don't want to listen to men to gossip.
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Which beauty queens being with whom.
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That's why you can't think of any topics.
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You have to meet people to find topics.
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Sorry, I don't write gossip columns.
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Nor do free advertising.
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Aren't you noble.
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You'll be living off me, anyway.
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C.H. Yuen!
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If I had money I'd sue you!
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Ready!
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Vinyl Record Courier,
your host Cheung Yung.
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There's something called
"The Beauty of Imperfection".
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When we listen to Zhou Xuan
of Edith Piaf.
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Both women have.
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Girlish singing voices.
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I feel this is
"The Beauty of Imperfection".
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Then there's "The Beauty of Regret".
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What is that?
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I'll tell you later.
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First let's listen to an Edith Piaf song.
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I still miss him.
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I don't know how to forget him.
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I make myself very busy.
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Like now, I'm still at work.
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I called you so I wouldn't think of him.
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Doing two things at the same time.
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You're still at work?
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We'll talk softly so you boss won't hear.
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Ask you boss if he can hear us now.
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You men have no sympathy!
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Rich girls have taken
the sympathetic ones.
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Vinyl record lovers have cold hearts.
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The more pity I show,
the worse you'll feel.
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But I make fun of you.
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You get angry, throw a fit,
curse me to hell.
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Turn your anger around and feel better.
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Some say my voice is harsh.
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I understand that.
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You're tired after a hard day.
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You get home, put down you things.
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You want a drink, and get into your slippers.
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No way.
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Your wife has to cook, and is a nag.
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Your husband has to socialize.
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The kids want to watch TV.
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The maid won't get off the phone.
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You seek comfort from a soothing voice.
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But that's like whoring.
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I don't want to induce
indecent behaviour.
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So I'll continue using.
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This voice on my show.
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I just mentioned "The Beauty of Regret".
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You like something, can't have it.
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That's "The Beauty of Regret".
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Not everyone is intelligent enough.
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To appreciate it.
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Today a woman begged me.
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To let her have a vinyl record.
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Saying it was a gift to her first love.
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Of course I didn't, for my own good.
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Hoping she can feel
"The Beauty of Regret".
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It's not always good to posses.
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First loves leave
the deepest impressions.
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Mementos from those cause sadness.
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Why keep them?
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I'm played this duet.
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For the woman I just met on the phone.
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An Armstrong and Fitzgerald song.
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Mrs. Yuen, this is Luna.
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Remember? I used to visit!
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Luna! How are you?
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Is C.H. there?
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He went to Canada years ago.
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Do you have his number?
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You're looking for him?
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Yes!
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It's midnight there.
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I'll wait to call in the morning.
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Well, let me ask him.
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I'll have him call you.
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What, he's a movie star now?
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Susan, it's me.
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I'm writing a piece
I want to run tomorrow.
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Can you let Layout Dept. Know?
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Please help me with this, okay?
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"Regret"
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Regret starts with cold-heartedness.
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A lawyer friend tells me.
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Some criminals are born without shame.
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Once, he heard.
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A man accused of cheating the elderly.
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Defending his actions by saying.
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"He'll be cheated anyway, why not by me?"
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If you were in the jury.
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Would you acquit him for his honesty?
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Sir, your dish of steak.
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Some people are worse.
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They do brutal things.
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Then openly flaunt it on the radio.
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That man's name is Cheung Yung.
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What qualifies him to be a DJ?
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It's noise pollution.
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Bending logic to justify his actions.
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I ordered it medium; look.
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There's no blood at all.
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Sorry, I'll get you another.
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Are you listening to this?
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Every word. And getting hungrier.
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She's naming you in her column.
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My boss is her loyal fan.
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He's a fool, you'll soon take his place.
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Others read her, too; so do I!
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How did you offend her?
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But you do that every day.
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What's her name?
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Luna Ng!
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Let me see it!
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00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,930
"Luna Talks" (Menstrual Cycle)?!
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No wonder she's like this, she's...
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Good, it bleeds.
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Oscar wouldn't come in with me.
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He was afraid of the cat on your sign.
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Right, Oscar?
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Then I gave him some counseling.
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Bought him a Hello Kitty chew toy.
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So he stopped fearing cats.
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Bad boy, you chewed up Hello Kitty?
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He's not a bad boy.
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He's such a good boy.
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When I'm sad and crying alone.
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He licks away my tears.
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Because they taste like beef.
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Of course not; we're both vegetarians.
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Oscar lights up my life.
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I don't wait for the phone
to ring any more.
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Or wait for dates,
forcing myself to smile.
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You should get a dog.
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But I'm not gay.
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But you're lonely.
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It shows?
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More so than your pimples.
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It'll be more obvious with a dog.
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But you won't feel it.
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Take him with you to work.
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Train him to watch your customers.
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Take him to the park.
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Sleep with him when it's cold.
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The best way is to adopt.
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Orphans are so eager to please.
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Look at my Oscar.
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Where can I get one?
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You can get one from the SAA.
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They have all kinds of dogs there.
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Oscar, let me look at you... Oscar.
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He's licking my acne cream.
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It must taste like veggies.
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Holy shit!
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Acne cream will kill him!
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What can we do? Shit!
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I'll bring you to the vet, to Dr. Mario.
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Dr. Mario?
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You again?
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Yes, me again!
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I've been here the past few days.
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But not tomorrow.
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That pathetic woman yesterday...
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She wasn't pathetic.
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Is she an old customer?
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You feel bad and wish
to return the record?
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- Do I look like that?
- No!
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Correct!
273
00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:05,005
What do you want?
274
00:21:05,314 --> 00:21:06,373
Just looking.
275
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:17,081
Pimples get worse with squeezing.
276
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,641
I shouldn't have sold you that record.
277
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:30,207
A dog must be better than men like you.
278
00:21:31,245 --> 00:21:34,112
I think that caller is going nowhere.
279
00:21:34,182 --> 00:21:36,580
A man beat her, she doesn't do anything.
280
00:21:36,649 --> 00:21:38,437
All she does is cry.
281
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,136
Maybe she did hit back.
282
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,194
Calling to complain.
283
00:21:41,374 --> 00:21:43,712
Is an obvious way to get pity.
284
00:21:43,782 --> 00:21:45,899
Women shouldn't do that.
285
00:21:45,979 --> 00:21:47,098
This is the 21st century.
286
00:21:47,577 --> 00:21:53,241
But women lose control sometimes...
287
00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:55,668
Listen to him!
288
00:21:55,738 --> 00:21:57,676
Think up a good story tonight.
289
00:21:57,746 --> 00:22:00,603
And tear him to shreds.
290
00:22:00,673 --> 00:22:02,441
An American woman.
291
00:22:02,611 --> 00:22:04,469
Killed a man, blamed it on PMS.
292
00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:06,796
And was acquitted. Can you believe it?
293
00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:11,501
So a local woman writer copied her.
294
00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:14,438
Calls her column
"Luna Talks" (Menstrual Cycle).
295
00:22:14,977 --> 00:22:17,165
A cheap gimmick to get attention.
296
00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:18,733
Take me to the radio station!
297
00:22:18,803 --> 00:22:21,600
You're crazy!
You're walking into his trap.
298
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:24,107
She has a period daily, what can you do?
299
00:22:26,374 --> 00:22:29,631
As a man, I've never suffered from this.
300
00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:34,096
I pity the women who have periods daily.
301
00:22:34,505 --> 00:22:36,993
Besides telling them to see a doctor.
302
00:22:37,971 --> 00:22:41,837
I can only play them this song.
303
00:22:42,566 --> 00:22:47,401
"The Lady is a Tramp"!
304
00:22:53,135 --> 00:22:55,162
Done? Have some more.
305
00:22:55,372 --> 00:22:57,300
No, I can't...
306
00:22:57,839 --> 00:22:59,827
I have to write tomorrow.
307
00:23:00,007 --> 00:23:01,795
Forget it!
308
00:23:01,865 --> 00:23:03,593
Wash your face, have another drink.
309
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,061
Come here.
310
00:23:10,036 --> 00:23:11,694
Happy birthday!
311
00:23:11,864 --> 00:23:13,202
Thank you.
312
00:23:13,272 --> 00:23:15,200
Why are you so late?
313
00:23:23,531 --> 00:23:26,128
We don't have you after-dinner habits.
314
00:23:26,468 --> 00:23:27,397
Meaning what?
315
00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:30,433
Shopping at Prada, Gucci!
316
00:23:32,561 --> 00:23:36,257
I only go to Ferragamo.
317
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,393
Of course, you're old-fashioned.
318
00:24:15,923 --> 00:24:17,221
Drunk already?
319
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,249
What?
320
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,588
She's drunk, we're going home.
321
00:24:20,657 --> 00:24:22,216
Going so soon?
322
00:24:29,188 --> 00:24:30,347
Luna Ng!
323
00:24:31,056 --> 00:24:33,653
Come back here now!
324
00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:35,251
You can't leave yet!
325
00:24:35,321 --> 00:24:39,187
Come back, don't go.
326
00:24:49,595 --> 00:24:51,254
Let me introduce you.
327
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:54,390
Academic genius Luna Ng.
328
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:58,356
I don't read newspapers
but she's a famous columnist.
329
00:24:58,585 --> 00:25:01,492
My classmate, Denise Ma.
330
00:25:02,551 --> 00:25:07,745
He's your equal in the radio world.
331
00:25:07,825 --> 00:25:08,944
He's...
332
00:25:10,252 --> 00:25:11,511
I'm Cheung Yung.
333
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,717
Sorry, excuse me.
334
00:25:31,249 --> 00:25:32,308
Big or small?
335
00:25:34,386 --> 00:25:35,245
Big!
336
00:25:35,914 --> 00:25:37,213
Male or female?
337
00:25:40,149 --> 00:25:41,947
Whatever can protect me.
338
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,645
Male, then.
339
00:25:45,284 --> 00:25:47,042
Do many people leave their dogs here?
340
00:25:47,351 --> 00:25:51,007
Lots of dogs, and cats.
341
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:54,403
And birds, hamsters, turtles, mice...
342
00:25:54,483 --> 00:25:57,810
Lizards, snakes, anything that moves.
343
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,847
Especially after Christmas.
344
00:26:00,217 --> 00:26:01,116
Why?
345
00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:03,983
People buy pets as gifts.
346
00:26:04,053 --> 00:26:06,240
Good for about two months.
347
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,299
Come with me!
348
00:26:11,844 --> 00:26:14,751
My horoscope's lucky number today is 9.
349
00:26:30,813 --> 00:26:31,782
This one?
350
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,840
He's good, his name is Mo Mo.
351
00:26:37,276 --> 00:26:38,335
Here's Mommy!
352
00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:47,974
Here you are.
353
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,829
There's plenty for everyone.
354
00:26:52,909 --> 00:26:56,035
I just want to know if it's true.
355
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,903
What?
356
00:26:58,073 --> 00:27:00,470
Did you throw urine on Cheung Yung?
357
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:01,799
Urine?
358
00:27:02,238 --> 00:27:04,296
I wish, but I didn't have enough.
359
00:27:06,643 --> 00:27:09,470
So I used red wine. Who said urine?
360
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,937
The gossip rag from next door.
361
00:27:12,137 --> 00:27:14,105
You're truly my idol.
362
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,663
I hate that guy.
363
00:27:15,743 --> 00:27:17,761
You must have called his show.
364
00:27:17,841 --> 00:27:18,860
And he embarrassed you.
365
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,767
No, all women I know hate him.
366
00:27:21,836 --> 00:27:23,774
But you listen anyway.
367
00:27:25,742 --> 00:27:27,600
You should keep writing bad about him.
368
00:27:27,670 --> 00:27:29,108
Clobber him while you're ahead.
369
00:27:29,168 --> 00:27:30,397
Yes, by popular demand.
370
00:27:30,477 --> 00:27:33,304
Many readers will write to support you.
371
00:27:33,374 --> 00:27:34,502
No need for that.
372
00:27:34,702 --> 00:27:37,799
I personally attacked him, good enough?
373
00:27:37,869 --> 00:27:39,996
Why didn't you take photos?
374
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,563
See how aggressive you are.
375
00:27:43,343 --> 00:27:44,701
Are you afraid he'll sue you?
376
00:27:44,771 --> 00:27:45,760
He'll sue you.
377
00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:48,127
Sure!
378
00:27:48,737 --> 00:27:51,673
Ask your boss
if he'll pay for my lawsuit.
379
00:27:51,833 --> 00:27:53,272
Please don't!
380
00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:55,899
Boss is a horny goat.
381
00:27:56,508 --> 00:28:00,364
No, that's free publicity. Sue him.
382
00:28:01,602 --> 00:28:03,830
I don't think he'll sue you.
383
00:28:04,070 --> 00:28:06,397
Don't say I never warned you.
384
00:28:06,836 --> 00:28:10,133
Be careful. There's bound to be more.
385
00:29:01,096 --> 00:29:01,925
Hello?
386
00:29:02,095 --> 00:29:03,254
What are you doing?
387
00:29:04,463 --> 00:29:05,651
I was just about to go out.
388
00:29:06,031 --> 00:29:09,017
I'm free after my meeting, and you?
389
00:29:09,767 --> 00:29:10,815
Laundry!
390
00:29:11,525 --> 00:29:13,922
And planning long-range strategies.
391
00:29:14,591 --> 00:29:17,258
Why blow it out of proportion?
392
00:29:20,265 --> 00:29:21,384
I know what I'm doing.
393
00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:49,223
"I love Robots"
394
00:29:49,293 --> 00:29:52,849
Blue-collar robots,
the ones in factories.
395
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:54,887
Have been around for a long time.
396
00:29:55,156 --> 00:29:58,423
Why isn't there
a domestic assistant robot?
397
00:29:58,822 --> 00:30:00,880
Every time I take my clothes
to the laundry.
398
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,147
I hope it will come rescue me.
399
00:30:03,227 --> 00:30:06,284
I don't want to carry my heavy laundry.
400
00:30:06,354 --> 00:30:08,511
And I must remember my ticket.
401
00:30:10,919 --> 00:30:12,147
I want a new dog.
402
00:30:12,357 --> 00:30:13,326
What's wrong?
403
00:30:13,386 --> 00:30:16,223
He ignores me when I call.
404
00:30:16,722 --> 00:30:17,551
Did you use an anger voice?
405
00:30:17,621 --> 00:30:19,709
No! I was so gentle.
406
00:30:19,889 --> 00:30:24,084
Mo Mo, come here, Mo Mo.
407
00:30:24,154 --> 00:30:27,850
You're using the wrong tone. It's Mo Mo.
408
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,317
- Mo Mo...
- Isn't it similar.
409
00:30:30,387 --> 00:30:31,516
Not at all!
410
00:30:31,716 --> 00:30:33,384
Dogs have very sensitive ears.
411
00:30:33,454 --> 00:30:36,780
He thinks you're calling someone else.
412
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:40,776
Okay. He peed three times
on my leg today.
413
00:30:41,984 --> 00:30:45,251
Why? My leg is not that thin,
or straight.
414
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:46,719
Not like a street lamp.
415
00:30:46,789 --> 00:30:48,377
Do you know why dogs pee?
416
00:30:49,186 --> 00:30:50,155
They need to.
417
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:53,551
Yes, but also to claim territory.
418
00:30:53,621 --> 00:30:56,638
He establishes his territory by scent.
419
00:30:56,718 --> 00:30:58,546
Today, of all things.
420
00:30:58,616 --> 00:31:00,314
He peed on your leg three times.
421
00:31:00,384 --> 00:31:01,712
That means he likes you.
422
00:31:01,882 --> 00:31:03,970
He wants to include your leg
in his territory.
423
00:31:04,050 --> 00:31:07,816
If he's lost
he follows the smell back to you.
424
00:31:08,245 --> 00:31:09,144
Are you serious?
425
00:31:09,214 --> 00:31:11,941
Yes, be patient.
426
00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:14,109
Dogs are like this. When he feels secure.
427
00:31:14,179 --> 00:31:15,337
He'll stop.
428
00:31:16,047 --> 00:31:18,674
The more you give, the more you receive.
429
00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:19,972
And the more he pees?
430
00:31:20,851 --> 00:31:23,338
Give him some time.
431
00:31:23,418 --> 00:31:25,936
Look, he can't bear to part with you.
432
00:31:26,015 --> 00:31:27,873
He loves you. Look!
433
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,542
Go home with her.
434
00:31:30,081 --> 00:31:32,948
Go home now, bye.
435
00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:35,175
Goodbye, Mo Mo, goodbye.
436
00:31:37,543 --> 00:31:39,510
I'd like to look at the old newspapers.
437
00:31:39,580 --> 00:31:40,669
Sure!
438
00:31:56,342 --> 00:31:58,240
"Old Loves".
439
00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:00,567
I have a white umbrella.
440
00:32:01,007 --> 00:32:03,374
When it was new, it was beautiful.
441
00:32:03,544 --> 00:32:07,499
Long and slim, like an outstanding woman.
442
00:32:08,109 --> 00:32:11,405
Unfortunately, her beauty faded quickly.
443
00:32:11,605 --> 00:32:14,801
After a while the white became yellowed.
444
00:32:14,971 --> 00:32:17,069
And stains appeared like freckles.
445
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,906
Besides, length is not an advantage.
446
00:32:19,976 --> 00:32:22,563
Not as understanding
as folding umbrellas.
447
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,999
So I began to create opportunities.
448
00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,067
To take it out on rainy days.
449
00:32:28,137 --> 00:32:31,932
Hoping I'd leave it behind.
450
00:32:32,102 --> 00:32:34,769
Let it disappear, a painless separation.
451
00:32:34,939 --> 00:32:37,566
A perfect excuse to buy a new one.
452
00:32:37,776 --> 00:32:38,865
Won't that be nice?
453
00:32:39,674 --> 00:32:42,001
The unloved are sensitive.
454
00:32:42,271 --> 00:32:44,898
One day, it just disappeared.
455
00:32:45,068 --> 00:32:47,096
Without wasting my energy.
456
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,273
Umbrellas have their dignity, too.
457
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:53,428
But wait, I'm not ready.
458
00:32:53,668 --> 00:32:56,835
It can't disappear without my permission.
459
00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,961
I became determined to get it back.
460
00:33:00,241 --> 00:33:04,296
Thought about where I had left it.
461
00:33:04,736 --> 00:33:09,131
Bookstore? Restaurant? Subway?
462
00:33:09,201 --> 00:33:10,669
Went all over the place.
463
00:33:11,768 --> 00:33:13,966
Finally I found it in the cinema.
464
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:18,021
It was pouting, waiting for me.
465
00:33:18,101 --> 00:33:20,498
I recovered my lost love, all was well.
466
00:33:34,103 --> 00:33:35,562
But from another angle.
467
00:33:35,632 --> 00:33:37,530
If I had really lost it.
468
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:38,928
It would be gone forever.
469
00:33:39,897 --> 00:33:43,563
Would that touch of regret
suit me better?
470
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:49,666
All lover's reunions are beyond words.
471
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:50,695
Right?
472
00:33:56,329 --> 00:33:59,096
Last week I mentioned
"The Beauty of Regret".
473
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:02,182
I was attacked by a woman writer for it.
474
00:34:03,061 --> 00:34:06,657
She said I was brutal,
nearly deported me.
475
00:34:06,867 --> 00:34:08,156
And later even.
476
00:34:10,163 --> 00:34:13,420
My listeners know
I seldom read the papers.
477
00:34:13,999 --> 00:34:16,726
Especially those whiny columns.
478
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:20,112
I wasted precious time just now.
479
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,429
To read up on this woman's works.
480
00:34:23,798 --> 00:34:26,225
And I discovered.
481
00:34:26,295 --> 00:34:28,313
Someone changed their tune.
482
00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:31,020
I know some of you.
483
00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:33,717
Are cursing me as you're listening.
484
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,315
But!
485
00:34:35,555 --> 00:34:39,491
Judge this case with fairness.
486
00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:43,486
Listen as I read this, it's quite long.
487
00:34:45,394 --> 00:34:47,122
The title is "Old Loves"
488
00:34:47,991 --> 00:34:50,189
I have a white umbrella...
489
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,654
If I'd really lost it.
490
00:34:54,724 --> 00:34:56,242
It would be gone forever.
491
00:34:56,322 --> 00:35:00,418
Would that touch of regret
suit me better?
492
00:35:00,657 --> 00:35:02,485
Touch of regret!
493
00:35:04,553 --> 00:35:07,180
I bought a second-hand vinyl record.
494
00:35:07,390 --> 00:35:10,786
An ex-boyfriend trying to lose it.
495
00:35:10,856 --> 00:35:14,812
This "love gift"
he never wants to see again.
496
00:35:15,651 --> 00:35:17,948
As the host of Vinyl Record Courier.
497
00:35:18,018 --> 00:35:20,915
Don't you think
I should rescue the record.
498
00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:22,643
And share it with you all?
499
00:35:23,092 --> 00:35:24,211
Think about it.
500
00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:26,718
If this "love gift".
501
00:35:26,888 --> 00:35:29,515
Was returned to an ill-tempered giver.
502
00:35:31,253 --> 00:35:34,520
Goodbye, see you at the incinerator.
503
00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:39,844
But although I despise this rough woman.
504
00:35:40,553 --> 00:35:43,749
And believe me, she is very rough.
505
00:35:44,888 --> 00:35:49,343
She is quite a good writer.
506
00:35:49,853 --> 00:35:53,309
In spite of all the nagging,
it's not bad.
507
00:35:54,188 --> 00:35:56,545
If she can just control herself.
508
00:35:56,855 --> 00:36:00,251
I promise I'll buy that paper every day.
509
00:36:00,321 --> 00:36:02,479
And stop stealing it from my neighbour.
510
00:36:03,388 --> 00:36:05,645
I'm getting thirsty,
let's listen to a song.
511
00:36:14,845 --> 00:36:18,541
"I have a gift of love."
512
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:23,745
"I want to give it to you."
513
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,711
"It is my heart!"
514
00:36:28,150 --> 00:36:32,575
"My deep love for you will never change."
515
00:36:32,645 --> 00:36:36,601
"I have a gift of love."
516
00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:41,535
"I want to dedicate it to you."
517
00:36:41,615 --> 00:36:45,241
"My true love to you lasts forever."
518
00:36:45,311 --> 00:36:49,706
"Until the end of the world."
519
00:36:49,776 --> 00:36:52,673
See, the ratings doubled.
520
00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:56,838
Our competitors are so nervous.
521
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,665
Strike while the iron is hot.
522
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:03,711
Have that Lunar Cycle woman as a guest.
523
00:37:10,114 --> 00:37:11,662
You must accept!
524
00:37:11,742 --> 00:37:13,610
It's great publicity, Miss.
525
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,366
He has tens of thousands of listeners.
526
00:37:18,075 --> 00:37:20,562
I'm not falling into this trap.
527
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,530
He wants to use me.
528
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,566
Use him back, silly.
529
00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:28,863
Your book is coming out, publicize it.
530
00:37:28,943 --> 00:37:31,670
This is called revenge.
531
00:37:32,739 --> 00:37:35,176
He talks dirty, I'm afraid...
532
00:37:35,376 --> 00:37:38,362
You're already, thrown wine on him.
533
00:37:38,442 --> 00:37:39,671
You're just as bad.
534
00:37:39,971 --> 00:37:41,958
Max is putting together a website.
535
00:37:42,038 --> 00:37:44,735
And wants a "Lovers' Mailbox" chat room.
536
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,363
He wants you to host it.
537
00:37:46,673 --> 00:37:50,259
Practice on the radio first.
538
00:37:50,739 --> 00:37:53,036
Isn't that great? Do it!
539
00:37:54,035 --> 00:37:58,130
Me, on camera? I only know how to write.
540
00:37:58,370 --> 00:38:00,098
Why not? It just the same.
541
00:38:00,168 --> 00:38:03,434
It's hip to be multimedia these days.
542
00:38:03,504 --> 00:38:05,662
How much can you make just writing?
543
00:38:06,641 --> 00:38:07,860
Cockroach!
544
00:38:09,967 --> 00:38:12,564
You'll have rats soon;
this is a junkyard.
545
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:16,300
Books and papers attract roaches.
546
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,799
You're a coward.
547
00:38:18,268 --> 00:38:20,665
Forget it, you're hiring a maid.
548
00:38:28,936 --> 00:38:30,494
Mo Mo! Dumb dog!
549
00:38:33,371 --> 00:38:34,560
Mo Mo!
550
00:38:43,430 --> 00:38:45,488
Know your limitations, idiot!
551
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:30,118
Mo Mo!
552
00:39:32,196 --> 00:39:33,984
Mo Mo!
553
00:39:36,092 --> 00:39:37,390
Mo Mo!
554
00:39:40,157 --> 00:39:41,626
Mo Mo!
555
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,088
Mo Mo!
556
00:39:49,697 --> 00:39:52,653
Horny Goat!
557
00:39:54,561 --> 00:39:56,349
Horny Goat!
558
00:39:57,088 --> 00:40:00,285
Since you don't answer to your name,
Horny Goat!
559
00:40:06,358 --> 00:40:07,547
Good boy!
560
00:40:07,886 --> 00:40:10,753
Great. Daddy found Mo Mo!
561
00:40:10,953 --> 00:40:12,112
Horny Goat!
562
00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:16,077
Not only are you horny, but...
563
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,752
What are you talking about?
564
00:40:21,491 --> 00:40:22,890
Don't touch my dog.
565
00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:24,318
Your dog?
566
00:40:24,917 --> 00:40:26,406
Where did you find him?
567
00:40:27,055 --> 00:40:28,613
Mo Mo! Come with me!
568
00:40:31,890 --> 00:40:34,377
He doesn't know you.
569
00:40:34,457 --> 00:40:35,346
Right, Mo Mo?
570
00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:36,475
Dumb dog!
571
00:40:36,555 --> 00:40:39,541
Don't conspire with others against me.
572
00:40:39,621 --> 00:40:42,878
If not for me you'd be dead.
573
00:40:43,257 --> 00:40:44,376
Dumb dog!
574
00:40:45,055 --> 00:40:46,713
Heartless beast!
575
00:40:50,189 --> 00:40:51,238
Pretty Babe!
576
00:41:03,155 --> 00:41:05,013
I had a crush, on her.
577
00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:10,177
I found out she was sad;
her dog had died.
578
00:41:10,617 --> 00:41:13,913
I spent a fortune, bought a similar dog.
579
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:15,342
To make her happy.
580
00:41:15,611 --> 00:41:18,548
I even trained him well for a month.
581
00:41:18,778 --> 00:41:20,905
I'm not good with people.
582
00:41:20,985 --> 00:41:22,534
But okay with dogs.
583
00:41:24,611 --> 00:41:28,107
But she changed jobs, changed her number.
584
00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:30,075
And the dog...
585
00:41:30,285 --> 00:41:33,871
Of course, you're short and bad.
586
00:41:34,181 --> 00:41:36,438
And you called me "witch".
587
00:41:36,648 --> 00:41:38,576
It's because you called me "horny goat".
588
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:41,512
The word "loyal"
is written on my forehead.
589
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:44,010
You can see it
under an ultraviolet light.
590
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,238
It's very clear.
591
00:41:45,308 --> 00:41:48,145
Too bad it's not the word "handsome".
592
00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:51,871
Or we'd have the dog
to thank for our love.
593
00:41:53,449 --> 00:41:55,437
Look in the mirror, Pretty Babe.
594
00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:02,769
Welcome, Miss Ng.
595
00:42:02,849 --> 00:42:04,637
Denise will take care of you for me.
596
00:42:04,707 --> 00:42:07,574
Please don't be polite, blast him away.
597
00:42:08,043 --> 00:42:10,011
The more "wewungwung" the better.
598
00:42:10,211 --> 00:42:11,729
Okay? Thanks.
599
00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:16,364
What's a "wewungwung"?
600
00:42:17,113 --> 00:42:20,839
In old movies, when fighters face off.
601
00:42:20,909 --> 00:42:22,607
Each radiates weapons from his palms.
602
00:42:22,677 --> 00:42:24,864
"Wewungwung" is the sound
when they clash.
603
00:42:25,404 --> 00:42:27,032
It's okay. Generation gap.
604
00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:28,470
You don't have one with him.
605
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:30,009
I work for him.
606
00:42:34,703 --> 00:42:37,430
Cheung Yung has prepared some questions.
607
00:42:37,510 --> 00:42:39,768
Just pretend you're talking normally.
608
00:42:41,436 --> 00:42:43,833
Talk about your questions.
609
00:42:50,676 --> 00:42:52,034
Have a drink.
610
00:43:20,073 --> 00:43:22,970
It's not drugged.
611
00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:44,326
I have my first guest in two years.
612
00:43:44,696 --> 00:43:48,561
She has it coming 36 days a year.
613
00:43:49,031 --> 00:43:50,759
Miss Luna Ng.
614
00:43:50,829 --> 00:43:53,666
Why is your column called "Luna Talks"?
615
00:43:54,235 --> 00:43:57,751
How disappointing: I knew you'd ask this.
616
00:43:57,961 --> 00:44:00,298
And so I decided I won't answer.
617
00:44:01,068 --> 00:44:02,116
No?
618
00:44:02,196 --> 00:44:03,994
Criminals have the right
to remain silent.
619
00:44:04,064 --> 00:44:06,192
Will you remain silent
to all my questions?
620
00:44:06,262 --> 00:44:08,250
Depends on my mood.
621
00:44:08,959 --> 00:44:11,057
Do you mind if I ask the questions?
622
00:44:11,766 --> 00:44:12,954
Stealing my spot?
623
00:44:13,034 --> 00:44:15,552
Yes, or taking calls for you.
624
00:44:15,761 --> 00:44:17,989
I can be crude, too.
625
00:44:18,398 --> 00:44:20,956
Crudeness requires skill.
626
00:44:21,165 --> 00:44:23,063
Like going to a massage parlour.
627
00:44:23,133 --> 00:44:25,990
It takes the right masseuse.
628
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,257
Sure, try it!
629
00:44:28,797 --> 00:44:31,624
Miss Ng, I have a question for you.
630
00:44:31,694 --> 00:44:33,122
Are you married?
631
00:44:33,192 --> 00:44:33,991
No!
632
00:44:34,061 --> 00:44:35,819
Not every woman is wanted.
633
00:44:35,899 --> 00:44:38,986
Right, especially Hong Kong women.
634
00:44:39,055 --> 00:44:42,891
So arrogant, crude, and self-righteous.
635
00:44:42,961 --> 00:44:46,018
Tell a joke, and it's sexual harassment.
636
00:44:46,098 --> 00:44:47,786
Look at her and you're horny.
637
00:44:47,856 --> 00:44:49,654
Ask for a date
and she pretends to be busy.
638
00:44:49,724 --> 00:44:52,491
You always pay for dinners.
639
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,388
Despises your Japanese car, really...
640
00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:56,786
Mr. Chou, I think you are...
641
00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:58,784
You women are all alike.
642
00:44:58,853 --> 00:45:00,452
Ignorant, and love to interrupt.
643
00:45:00,522 --> 00:45:02,459
You've heard of President Clinton?
644
00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:04,178
A very capable man.
645
00:45:04,258 --> 00:45:07,624
Got in trouble, nearly impeached. Why?
646
00:45:07,893 --> 00:45:09,152
Bad wife!
647
00:45:09,222 --> 00:45:12,049
Doesn't cook, talking all the time.
648
00:45:12,219 --> 00:45:14,057
Makes a husband lose dignity.
649
00:45:14,127 --> 00:45:16,184
He needs to cheat to tolerate that.
650
00:45:16,254 --> 00:45:18,691
That stupid woman should be sent home.
651
00:45:18,751 --> 00:45:20,090
For doing damage to her husband!
652
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,448
Who knew...
653
00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:25,114
I feel we can no longer discuss this.
654
00:45:25,184 --> 00:45:27,552
You think you're so wonderful.
655
00:45:27,622 --> 00:45:30,708
Rude, bitchy, tyrannical and opinionated.
656
00:45:30,788 --> 00:45:32,756
Just like my ex-wife.
657
00:45:32,826 --> 00:45:36,052
Working, not staying home
with the kids...
658
00:45:36,122 --> 00:45:37,281
If you don't hang up, I'm leaving!
659
00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:39,179
No, our buddy is a bit temperamental.
660
00:45:39,259 --> 00:45:40,977
But what he says makes sense.
661
00:45:41,286 --> 00:45:44,483
Feminist activists
only harm fellow women.
662
00:45:44,653 --> 00:45:47,589
What does a woman most care about?
663
00:45:47,649 --> 00:45:50,276
What do you most often write about?
664
00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:52,254
It's love, isn't it?
665
00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:55,111
You can't just talk about love.
666
00:45:55,181 --> 00:45:56,879
You must back it up with action.
667
00:45:56,949 --> 00:45:59,916
Cooking, housework are big parts of love.
668
00:45:59,986 --> 00:46:01,144
Right?
669
00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:03,542
Did you pay off that guy?
670
00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:06,578
Women often imagine these things.
671
00:46:18,815 --> 00:46:20,403
She's gone?
672
00:46:20,683 --> 00:46:22,940
I think so, let's enjoy a song.
673
00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:25,707
Miss Ng, please listen: I'm sorry.
674
00:46:25,777 --> 00:46:28,404
He was out of line, don't blame him.
675
00:46:28,484 --> 00:46:29,813
Sorry, please listen to me.
676
00:46:30,082 --> 00:46:31,141
Miss Ng!
677
00:46:38,912 --> 00:46:40,241
You were right leaving like that.
678
00:46:40,780 --> 00:46:43,937
Too bad you didn't talk about your book.
679
00:46:44,746 --> 00:46:46,944
I'm going to put
a cockroach in your mouth.
680
00:46:47,283 --> 00:46:49,511
You got it made.
681
00:46:49,581 --> 00:46:52,268
The gossip pages will carry your picture.
682
00:46:52,547 --> 00:46:54,735
I should have taken some good PR photos.
683
00:46:54,945 --> 00:46:59,170
It's okay,
I'll bring this tape to Claudia.
684
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:03,765
You know who she is? Chair of the EOC.
685
00:47:04,174 --> 00:47:08,170
He's dead meat.
686
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,587
You asked for more "wewungwung"
687
00:47:14,897 --> 00:47:16,554
It depends on the situation.
688
00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:19,320
I thought you had a brain.
689
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,792
Now the EOC is on our back.
690
00:47:25,062 --> 00:47:27,718
Saying we let our DJs chew out women.
691
00:47:27,798 --> 00:47:29,415
What shall we do?
692
00:47:30,893 --> 00:47:34,148
Did you find that guy?
693
00:47:34,957 --> 00:47:39,081
If so, kill and silence his whole family.
694
00:47:44,723 --> 00:47:46,450
I don't have to work here.
695
00:48:05,712 --> 00:48:08,937
Poetess Li Qing Zhao.
696
00:48:09,946 --> 00:48:14,899
Widowed and alone in her middle years.
697
00:48:15,837 --> 00:48:22,498
Was a refugee when her country fell.
698
00:48:23,037 --> 00:48:26,662
And felt she was getting older.
699
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,065
In looking back, she wrote.
700
00:48:31,365 --> 00:48:37,196
"Slow Sounds", now a classic.
701
00:48:40,361 --> 00:48:42,518
Where is the Vinyl Records show?
702
00:48:42,728 --> 00:48:44,056
Programming changes?
703
00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:45,524
Thanks!
704
00:48:57,656 --> 00:49:00,482
Searching, finding.
705
00:49:01,381 --> 00:49:04,716
Cold, quiet.
706
00:49:06,014 --> 00:49:11,276
Pathetic, woeful, lonely.
707
00:50:14,813 --> 00:50:15,942
Mo Mo, come!
708
00:50:16,021 --> 00:50:17,449
Get the ball, Mo Mo!
709
00:50:17,519 --> 00:50:21,314
Mo Mo, catch!
710
00:50:21,384 --> 00:50:22,871
Catch!
711
00:50:23,810 --> 00:50:27,295
Mo Mo, over here.
712
00:50:27,814 --> 00:50:31,399
What happened? Throwing a fit?
713
00:50:34,744 --> 00:50:37,829
Every letter is demanding your return.
714
00:50:40,276 --> 00:50:42,033
Too bad your boss didn't say anything.
715
00:50:42,802 --> 00:50:47,166
He sent me to tempt you to return.
716
00:50:47,565 --> 00:50:48,594
Really?
717
00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:50,631
So this lunch is a company expense?
718
00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:54,655
Excuse me, the wine list, please.
719
00:50:55,763 --> 00:50:57,750
Wine is big part of temptation.
720
00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:01,525
Boss is being very humble.
721
00:51:01,695 --> 00:51:04,091
He didn't blow when you stormed out.
722
00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:06,388
And defended you in front of the press.
723
00:51:06,957 --> 00:51:10,122
Tell him another station made an offer.
724
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,211
Really?
725
00:51:12,119 --> 00:51:13,787
Would I still eating with you then?
726
00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:17,352
I thought I could cross over with you.
727
00:51:21,116 --> 00:51:24,052
If they did, you wouldn't eat with me?
728
00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:28,505
Eat. That grass is
less digestible than meat.
729
00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:30,702
Cows have four stomachs,
you only have one.
730
00:51:37,382 --> 00:51:38,271
Hello? Yes!
731
00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:40,568
The reception is bad, wait a moment.
732
00:51:41,346 --> 00:51:42,635
Yes...
733
00:51:48,376 --> 00:51:51,671
Hello, may I borrow your paper?
734
00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:53,838
Thanks!
735
00:51:55,606 --> 00:51:58,192
"Luna Ng's column will return tomorrow"
736
00:52:12,661 --> 00:52:15,357
"Lung Ng to Star in Chatroom"
737
00:52:32,052 --> 00:52:33,710
All right, let's go!
738
00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:37,944
Countdown,, 4, 3, 2, 1!
739
00:52:43,815 --> 00:52:45,802
Hello, I'm Luna Ng!
740
00:52:45,882 --> 00:52:48,778
Welcome to "Love Chatroom"
741
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:07,001
This caller has an extramarital problem.
742
00:53:08,039 --> 00:53:11,055
Guess if she's the wife or a concubine.
743
00:53:15,229 --> 00:53:17,665
Miss Ng, I want to die!
744
00:53:18,135 --> 00:53:21,260
I joined this company as a secretary.
745
00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:23,786
Never thinking a year later,
746
00:53:23,866 --> 00:53:26,762
I would be pregnant with my boss's child.
747
00:53:27,531 --> 00:53:28,889
- I love him...
- Cut!
748
00:53:28,959 --> 00:53:30,387
Tell her to react!
749
00:53:34,061 --> 00:53:36,388
Miss Ng, Director told you.
750
00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:38,255
You have to react more.
751
00:53:38,455 --> 00:53:42,179
Like, "You're pregnant? Congratulations!"
752
00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:43,577
And so on!
753
00:53:44,486 --> 00:53:46,214
I'll interrupt her reading.
754
00:53:46,283 --> 00:53:48,980
It's boring if you don't interact.
755
00:53:49,049 --> 00:53:50,208
Try again.
756
00:53:50,417 --> 00:53:51,576
Action!
757
00:54:02,010 --> 00:54:04,607
Not one good-looking one.
758
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,638
This one's not bad.
759
00:54:15,271 --> 00:54:17,638
Just because she exposes flesh?
760
00:54:17,707 --> 00:54:19,695
Buck teeth, thin as a rail.
761
00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:38,098
Nasty man!
762
00:54:38,158 --> 00:54:39,555
- Save it!
- What?
763
00:54:41,363 --> 00:54:44,488
Capable men don't have to be handsome.
764
00:54:44,558 --> 00:54:46,955
But an ugly woman...
765
00:54:47,025 --> 00:54:48,153
You're capable?
766
00:54:48,223 --> 00:54:51,678
Ever see K.S. Li chatting
in the daytime? Fat guy!
767
00:54:52,087 --> 00:54:53,315
Don't despise me because I'm fat.
768
00:54:53,485 --> 00:54:55,612
Fat people are useful in cold weather.
769
00:54:55,682 --> 00:54:59,247
"Hugging a fat man
beats wearing a fur coat"
770
00:54:59,317 --> 00:55:01,683
Women diet,
they have cold hands and feet.
771
00:55:01,753 --> 00:55:02,941
Frozen meat!
772
00:55:08,483 --> 00:55:11,938
Where's my dictionary?
773
00:55:12,507 --> 00:55:15,673
After this, I can't spell any more.
774
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:18,099
Why did you take my dictionary?
775
00:55:18,508 --> 00:55:20,935
I was being nice and handed it to you.
776
00:55:21,204 --> 00:55:22,732
Without a "thank you".
777
00:55:22,812 --> 00:55:26,537
Thanks; tell them to leave me alone.
778
00:55:26,607 --> 00:55:28,294
I've had it!
779
00:55:28,674 --> 00:55:30,231
They won't try you again.
780
00:55:30,301 --> 00:55:31,789
You embarrassed Max.
781
00:55:31,869 --> 00:55:35,763
I'm embarrassed!
782
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:39,028
I told you I can't handle it.
783
00:55:39,338 --> 00:55:41,425
But you promised to do the audition.
784
00:55:41,864 --> 00:55:44,520
You must refuse all the way.
785
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,587
I asked you to prepare but you refused.
786
00:55:46,797 --> 00:55:50,282
If it worked, you won't still be,
787
00:55:50,362 --> 00:55:52,419
Patching your column together.
788
00:55:52,489 --> 00:55:54,046
Look at Chua Lam, the famous columnist.
789
00:55:54,326 --> 00:55:56,623
Flying first class all over, every month.
790
00:55:56,693 --> 00:55:59,209
You're shut in here every day.
791
00:56:01,026 --> 00:56:04,651
Let me do what I know how to do.
792
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,348
If you love me.
793
00:56:06,718 --> 00:56:09,274
I do, so I'm thinking for you.
794
00:56:09,354 --> 00:56:11,711
I even bought champagne.
795
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,338
It's useless now.
796
00:56:34,078 --> 00:56:36,235
"A face I don't want to see."
797
00:56:36,305 --> 00:56:38,461
"Keeps returning to me."
798
00:56:38,641 --> 00:56:42,066
"I hope it will soon pass me by."
799
00:56:43,174 --> 00:56:45,331
"Extra roads I have walked."
800
00:56:45,401 --> 00:56:47,628
"Won't bring me back to the start."
801
00:56:47,698 --> 00:56:51,362
"How did I ever meet you?"
802
00:56:51,732 --> 00:56:54,059
"If I told you all my troubles."
803
00:56:54,128 --> 00:56:56,395
"It would be pointless as shower gel."
804
00:56:56,565 --> 00:56:59,121
"Cleaning the memories."
805
00:56:59,201 --> 00:57:00,629
"Exposing love and envy."
806
00:57:00,799 --> 00:57:03,255
"Who is wrong, wrong becomes right."
807
00:57:03,325 --> 00:57:05,592
"My heart wants this precious love."
808
00:57:05,662 --> 00:57:07,519
"Why did you go far away."
809
00:57:07,589 --> 00:57:15,916
"Without saying "no": I feel a loss."
810
00:57:16,556 --> 00:57:20,989
"Ten yesterdays. Bring nine memories."
811
00:57:21,049 --> 00:57:25,283
"Without you,
I struggle with confusion."
812
00:57:25,453 --> 00:57:29,976
"One more day,
love will bring us together."
813
00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:32,143
"I feel it's getting closer."
814
00:57:32,213 --> 00:57:36,806
"Remembering yesterday,
it will come true."
815
00:57:36,876 --> 00:57:41,369
"Without you,
I struggle with confusion."
816
00:57:41,539 --> 00:57:43,536
"One more day,
love will bring us together."
817
00:57:43,606 --> 00:57:44,834
Thanks!
818
00:57:46,572 --> 00:57:49,697
This is mine,
that's for my boyfriend.
819
00:57:49,777 --> 00:57:52,862
Lucky you,
a boyfriend who reads with you.
820
00:57:52,942 --> 00:57:55,129
He doesn't, but I try.
821
00:57:55,199 --> 00:57:56,896
So I'm getting him one.
822
00:57:57,066 --> 00:57:59,333
Be careful when shopping for a boyfriend.
823
00:57:59,403 --> 00:58:01,590
I understand.
824
00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:04,126
I know about you fight with Cheung Yung.
825
00:58:04,735 --> 00:58:06,962
Well, his show is cancelled.
826
00:58:07,032 --> 00:58:08,999
- No, he's returning tonight.
- Really?
827
00:58:09,059 --> 00:58:11,655
There's an advert in today's paper.
828
00:58:11,994 --> 00:58:13,552
Really?
829
00:58:14,431 --> 00:58:16,218
Beware of his attacks.
830
00:58:16,298 --> 00:58:17,386
That's right.
831
00:58:39,484 --> 00:58:41,781
It's me again.
832
00:58:44,017 --> 00:58:47,502
Do you watch X-Files on TV?
833
00:58:48,082 --> 00:58:52,605
One character is very evil!
834
00:58:53,044 --> 00:58:56,130
He dies, but returns
after a few episodes.
835
00:58:56,210 --> 00:58:58,536
To continues to wreak havoc.
836
00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:02,231
I am that character.
837
00:59:03,139 --> 00:59:04,697
What do you hear?
838
00:59:04,907 --> 00:59:07,493
Humble pie? No!
839
00:59:07,803 --> 00:59:09,770
It's a new invention, Arrogant pie.
840
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,285
You'll hear how well it works.
841
00:59:13,504 --> 00:59:15,052
But first, a song.
842
00:59:42,821 --> 00:59:46,476
Your stomach's growling.
843
00:59:46,855 --> 00:59:48,783
I just exercised.
844
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,608
Let's go eat.
845
00:59:51,678 --> 00:59:55,203
You're so fat, let's not.
846
01:00:00,745 --> 01:00:03,681
You're like a stove, and sticky, too.
847
01:00:05,109 --> 01:00:07,595
You bit the hand that fed you.
848
01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:12,738
A friend promised
to introduce me to a guy.
849
01:00:12,807 --> 01:00:14,635
But she never does so.
850
01:00:14,805 --> 01:00:15,963
How rude?
851
01:00:16,043 --> 01:00:20,057
Once, when we were both drunk.
852
01:00:20,506 --> 01:00:22,933
I asked "What about your promise?"
853
01:00:24,930 --> 01:00:27,556
She drunkenly explained.
854
01:00:27,636 --> 01:00:31,061
"You will both hate me for life."
855
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:32,588
Why?
856
01:00:32,898 --> 01:00:35,824
I asked, and she said.
857
01:00:36,463 --> 01:00:39,259
"Because you're both so ugly."
858
01:00:39,329 --> 01:00:40,487
Stop laughing!
859
01:00:41,525 --> 01:00:45,749
I was sympathizing with you.
860
01:00:45,829 --> 01:00:47,816
You? Sympathize with me?
861
01:00:48,385 --> 01:00:49,753
I understand, okay?
862
01:00:49,823 --> 01:00:53,408
We both have the same problem.
863
01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:56,374
So, what's her name?
864
01:00:56,454 --> 01:00:57,422
Why?
865
01:00:58,281 --> 01:00:59,948
To see if I know her.
866
01:01:00,148 --> 01:01:03,373
Maybe she wanted to introduce me to...
867
01:01:03,453 --> 01:01:04,671
You!
868
01:01:06,579 --> 01:01:08,945
Of course not, I'm so handsome.
869
01:01:09,245 --> 01:01:11,442
Where? Who?
870
01:01:11,511 --> 01:01:14,996
Right here!
871
01:01:15,076 --> 01:01:16,404
Shameless!
872
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,497
Want to go eat?
873
01:01:29,236 --> 01:01:30,294
Whatever!
874
01:01:31,532 --> 01:01:32,361
What's this?
875
01:01:32,441 --> 01:01:34,628
Reception said someone left it for you.
876
01:01:34,897 --> 01:01:35,996
Open it!
877
01:01:43,335 --> 01:01:47,489
"Congrats on new start, leave me alone"
878
01:01:47,559 --> 01:01:49,656
"From new moon to full moon"
879
01:02:47,631 --> 01:02:49,158
Yes?
880
01:02:49,538 --> 01:02:50,926
You eat, don't you?
881
01:02:51,994 --> 01:02:54,331
How did you get my number?
882
01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:56,148
You eat, don't you?
883
01:03:02,828 --> 01:03:07,352
Depends on mood, weather, with whom.
884
01:03:07,821 --> 01:03:11,755
It's a dark, cloudy day.
885
01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:16,419
Perfect for a duel with your nemesis.
886
01:03:18,855 --> 01:03:22,939
2 p.m., Times Square taxi stand.
887
01:03:28,281 --> 01:03:29,749
Bring your white umbrella.
888
01:04:08,263 --> 01:04:10,190
I said we'd meet there.
889
01:04:10,659 --> 01:04:13,595
So why do I see you here?
890
01:04:14,294 --> 01:04:15,762
Been here long?
891
01:04:15,991 --> 01:04:18,478
Thinking I'd stand you up?
892
01:04:20,395 --> 01:04:24,119
I sincerely asked you out to talk.
893
01:04:24,189 --> 01:04:25,517
About what?
894
01:04:27,884 --> 01:04:29,482
The sun came out!
895
01:04:29,551 --> 01:04:32,248
Wrong weather for dueling, let's eat.
896
01:04:33,186 --> 01:04:36,551
First, let me explain
our misunderstanding.
897
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:38,718
Will you listen?
898
01:04:38,778 --> 01:04:40,945
Spare me!
899
01:04:41,015 --> 01:04:44,410
You smile now, but you may cry later.
900
01:04:45,578 --> 01:04:46,906
You hated me.
901
01:04:47,076 --> 01:04:50,301
Because I wouldn't return
your "love gift".
902
01:04:51,110 --> 01:04:52,408
Actually.
903
01:04:53,676 --> 01:04:56,332
I have a personal, distressing reason.
904
01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:00,237
Let's walk and talk.
905
01:05:21,026 --> 01:05:25,649
In high school,
I fell in love with a girl.
906
01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:28,256
This was over 10 years ago.
907
01:05:30,063 --> 01:05:34,956
The Discman just came out,
cost a fortune.
908
01:05:36,294 --> 01:05:39,020
I wanted to get her one for her birthday.
909
01:05:39,988 --> 01:05:43,283
So I took on extra tutoring jobs.
910
01:05:43,353 --> 01:05:45,111
Till I got hoarse.
911
01:05:45,990 --> 01:05:47,248
But...
912
01:05:47,947 --> 01:05:51,881
She was walking,
listening to the Discman.
913
01:05:53,778 --> 01:05:55,376
When she crossed the street.
914
01:05:57,243 --> 01:05:59,180
A truck crashed into her.
915
01:06:02,106 --> 01:06:04,233
She lasted four days in the hospital.
916
01:06:06,779 --> 01:06:08,437
But in the end...
917
01:06:21,168 --> 01:06:25,602
It was here, at Hui's Fruits.
918
01:06:28,098 --> 01:06:30,624
She was crossing the road to come here.
919
01:06:30,994 --> 01:06:33,929
Listening to the Discman I gave her.
920
01:06:38,093 --> 01:06:39,990
So you should understand.
921
01:06:41,888 --> 01:06:43,485
I do!
922
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:48,049
I understand Hui's Fruits
was not here then!
923
01:06:49,686 --> 01:06:51,743
I grew up here!
924
01:06:52,552 --> 01:06:54,379
I tell you my tale of woe.
925
01:06:54,449 --> 01:06:56,476
While you defeat it with logic.
926
01:06:56,556 --> 01:06:57,575
How heartless of you.
927
01:06:57,655 --> 01:06:58,813
May I go now?
928
01:06:59,352 --> 01:07:00,980
I wanted to take you to lunch.
929
01:07:01,878 --> 01:07:04,245
How can you eat when you're so sad?
930
01:07:04,415 --> 01:07:06,002
Sad people eat, too.
931
01:07:06,881 --> 01:07:10,336
Only if you apologize,
and say the tale was.
932
01:07:10,416 --> 01:07:12,273
False, empty lies.
933
01:07:13,382 --> 01:07:17,006
Well, I was joking...
934
01:07:17,076 --> 01:07:20,511
False, empty lies... say it!
935
01:07:23,377 --> 01:07:25,204
You...
936
01:07:25,604 --> 01:07:26,902
Did you really grow up here?
937
01:07:26,972 --> 01:07:28,100
Of course not.
938
01:07:28,270 --> 01:07:31,465
Causeway Bay is too loud for authors.
939
01:07:32,034 --> 01:07:35,230
You should work in Social Services,
deny pensions.
940
01:07:35,399 --> 01:07:37,666
Save the city
billions of dollars every year.
941
01:07:39,663 --> 01:07:41,221
Let's go eat.
942
01:08:01,491 --> 01:08:04,317
You have snot on your nose.
943
01:08:05,286 --> 01:08:06,713
I do not!
944
01:08:08,681 --> 01:08:10,618
Don't you get tired of joking?
945
01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:12,275
Was I joking?
946
01:08:12,884 --> 01:08:15,580
This is to thank you for the book.
947
01:08:15,650 --> 01:08:19,575
Which is an appetizer,
the note is the entree.
948
01:08:21,112 --> 01:08:22,810
I hope you understand.
949
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,805
My job is to upset people.
950
01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:28,532
Upset others,
there are seven million of them.
951
01:08:39,905 --> 01:08:41,992
I finished your book.
952
01:08:43,839 --> 01:08:44,858
Really?
953
01:08:45,537 --> 01:08:48,263
It'll give me
much to talk about this week.
954
01:08:49,601 --> 01:08:52,257
The listeners must be bored with this.
955
01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:54,923
In the X-Files, some characters just die.
956
01:08:55,292 --> 01:08:56,590
You've been listening?
957
01:08:56,830 --> 01:08:58,058
I didn't want...
958
01:09:10,290 --> 01:09:11,688
I have to greet a friend.
959
01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:17,280
Hello, it's you.
960
01:09:17,350 --> 01:09:20,116
I'm meeting some buddies to talk.
961
01:09:20,386 --> 01:09:21,943
Look like I'm in the wrong place.
962
01:09:22,353 --> 01:09:23,980
I must go, enjoy.
963
01:09:24,050 --> 01:09:25,109
Bye!
964
01:09:26,547 --> 01:09:28,673
The food is bad here, let's go.
965
01:09:31,579 --> 01:09:32,737
Goodbye!
966
01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:40,107
Don't feel bad, maybe...
967
01:09:41,205 --> 01:09:44,700
You...
968
01:09:45,039 --> 01:09:47,236
You asked me here for this?
969
01:09:47,306 --> 01:09:48,774
You think I have psychic power?
970
01:09:50,202 --> 01:09:53,537
You've gone too far this time!
971
01:10:02,234 --> 01:10:05,929
The curry is too spicy, get the bill.
972
01:10:09,464 --> 01:10:11,361
Open up!
973
01:10:11,830 --> 01:10:15,485
I said sorry, please open up!
974
01:10:15,565 --> 01:10:18,251
Listen, open the door.
975
01:10:21,955 --> 01:10:24,981
You were with the DJ, and that was okay?
976
01:10:25,251 --> 01:10:27,847
Is that fair, man? No!
977
01:10:27,917 --> 01:10:28,885
Open up!
978
01:10:39,779 --> 01:10:42,306
Pick up the phone.
979
01:10:42,485 --> 01:10:43,943
We're waiting for your column.
980
01:10:44,013 --> 01:10:47,877
The Boss is really mad, hurry.
981
01:11:50,346 --> 01:11:55,908
Boss is mad;
says don't bother! Sorry! Susan.
982
01:12:07,441 --> 01:12:08,599
You?!
983
01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:12,903
You want? Headache?
984
01:12:13,372 --> 01:12:15,669
Are you sick, or did I scare you?
985
01:12:15,739 --> 01:12:17,966
I've been calling you for an hour!
986
01:12:18,035 --> 01:12:19,363
I was afraid something happened.
987
01:12:19,433 --> 01:12:20,462
C.H. Yuen!
988
01:12:21,231 --> 01:12:22,629
You horrible man!
989
01:12:24,067 --> 01:12:27,462
You waited till I'm dying to come.
990
01:12:28,131 --> 01:12:31,616
I'II... I'll kill you.
991
01:12:32,195 --> 01:12:36,458
This is what I get
after all these years?
992
01:12:38,865 --> 01:12:40,353
But that's just like before.
993
01:12:45,755 --> 01:12:49,350
My mum said you called.
994
01:12:50,987 --> 01:12:54,352
I was just thinking of you then.
995
01:12:56,988 --> 01:13:01,282
I've missed you after all these years.
996
01:13:04,278 --> 01:13:06,045
I've finally found.
997
01:13:06,814 --> 01:13:10,798
I still love you the most.
998
01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:16,869
Thank goodness I showed up in time.
999
01:13:16,939 --> 01:13:19,066
You would have died in there.
1000
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:22,831
You'll have me to be with in Vancouver.
1001
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:26,435
You won't drink
a whole bottle of whiskey.
1002
01:13:26,935 --> 01:13:28,992
Who's going to Vancouver with you?
1003
01:13:29,301 --> 01:13:33,355
You threw out my gift of love.
1004
01:13:33,435 --> 01:13:35,861
That wasn't my fault.
1005
01:13:36,530 --> 01:13:38,627
We were moving to a new home.
1006
01:13:38,697 --> 01:13:42,791
Mum gave away all my records.
1007
01:13:42,861 --> 01:13:44,419
She says no one uses them any more.
1008
01:13:46,326 --> 01:13:50,350
It's true, everyone has CDs now.
1009
01:13:51,129 --> 01:13:55,523
The record made us find each other.
1010
01:13:55,962 --> 01:13:57,220
So it's good thing.
1011
01:13:57,919 --> 01:13:59,287
I don't care.
1012
01:13:59,357 --> 01:14:01,684
You broke up with that guy.
1013
01:14:02,323 --> 01:14:04,410
And I with Irene.
1014
01:14:05,818 --> 01:14:08,713
That's too much of a coincidence.
1015
01:14:13,586 --> 01:14:15,414
We're an old couple.
1016
01:14:16,552 --> 01:14:18,908
We know each other well.
1017
01:14:19,518 --> 01:14:23,701
Isn't it like an old sofa.
1018
01:14:23,781 --> 01:14:25,838
Extra comfortable.
1019
01:14:28,404 --> 01:14:31,770
My house in West Van.
1020
01:14:32,508 --> 01:14:34,406
Is very quiet and comfortable.
1021
01:14:35,904 --> 01:14:40,766
I'll turn the basement into your office.
1022
01:14:41,206 --> 01:14:46,688
Squirrels will knock on you window.
1023
01:14:48,265 --> 01:14:53,717
They have Chinese papers and magazines.
1024
01:15:23,414 --> 01:15:25,810
- Thanks, go ahead!
- You...
1025
01:15:26,779 --> 01:15:29,006
Remember to take this four times a day.
1026
01:15:29,086 --> 01:15:31,742
I'll go get plane tickets,
then help you pack.
1027
01:15:33,849 --> 01:15:34,967
Go on!
1028
01:15:37,314 --> 01:15:38,771
To Central, please.
1029
01:15:39,740 --> 01:15:40,968
Remember your medicine!
1030
01:16:26,721 --> 01:16:28,978
I didn't know you knew Sabrina.
1031
01:16:29,058 --> 01:16:31,175
- I know her husband well.
- Really?
1032
01:16:31,255 --> 01:16:34,080
She always tells me to see your antiques.
1033
01:16:34,150 --> 01:16:36,976
It's all just junk, not antiques.
1034
01:16:37,046 --> 01:16:40,172
I used to go to
the flea markets in Europe.
1035
01:16:40,251 --> 01:16:41,240
- Really?
- Yes.
1036
01:16:41,310 --> 01:16:44,276
I often found things full of stories.
1037
01:16:44,345 --> 01:16:45,104
Really?
1038
01:16:45,174 --> 01:16:46,772
Yes. Let me show you something.
1039
01:16:46,842 --> 01:16:47,780
All right!
1040
01:16:51,874 --> 01:16:56,807
The Duchess of Windsor's husband's pen.
1041
01:16:56,877 --> 01:16:58,135
You mean the Duke of Windsor.
1042
01:16:58,475 --> 01:17:01,870
No, her former husband, Mr. Simpson.
1043
01:17:01,940 --> 01:17:04,296
You mean O.J. 's cousin?
1044
01:17:06,972 --> 01:17:08,520
You're so funny!
1045
01:17:09,399 --> 01:17:10,627
It's so nice to talk to you.
1046
01:17:10,697 --> 01:17:11,855
Really?
1047
01:17:11,935 --> 01:17:12,904
Let's have dinner together.
1048
01:17:12,964 --> 01:17:13,832
Sure!
1049
01:17:13,902 --> 01:17:15,230
What do you like to eat?
1050
01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:16,688
Cutie pie!
1051
01:17:16,768 --> 01:17:18,455
I like to eat cutie pie.
1052
01:17:18,835 --> 01:17:19,953
You are cute.
1053
01:17:22,729 --> 01:17:24,247
So, tomorrow night?
1054
01:17:24,327 --> 01:17:25,315
Sure!
1055
01:17:25,795 --> 01:17:27,482
- I'll pick you up.
- Sure!
1056
01:17:27,892 --> 01:17:29,549
- Goodbye!
- Bye!
1057
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:42,340
Sure!
1058
01:17:46,784 --> 01:17:47,713
Hello!
1059
01:17:47,783 --> 01:17:48,841
Hello!
1060
01:17:55,651 --> 01:17:56,869
How are you?
1061
01:17:58,547 --> 01:18:00,134
Long story!
1062
01:18:01,443 --> 01:18:04,208
Sorry I couldn't help last time.
1063
01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:08,502
So much has happened since then.
1064
01:18:08,942 --> 01:18:11,907
It's a long story.
1065
01:18:12,776 --> 01:18:15,502
Do you take used books?
1066
01:18:15,572 --> 01:18:18,088
We don't sell books here.
1067
01:18:18,298 --> 01:18:20,854
Can't sell new books,
much less used ones.
1068
01:18:22,032 --> 01:18:23,121
True!
1069
01:18:23,201 --> 01:18:24,389
Do you have a lot of them?
1070
01:18:24,469 --> 01:18:26,696
Yes, I'm immigrating.
1071
01:18:26,765 --> 01:18:28,563
Can't take them all.
1072
01:18:29,232 --> 01:18:31,788
I know someone who buys used paper.
1073
01:18:31,858 --> 01:18:34,554
But it's by the pound,
he doesn't pay much.
1074
01:18:34,624 --> 01:18:38,458
For recycled paper? No thanks!
1075
01:18:38,528 --> 01:18:40,186
You can't give them away.
1076
01:18:46,986 --> 01:18:49,013
Well, let me think about it.
1077
01:18:49,193 --> 01:18:50,241
Thank you.
1078
01:18:53,257 --> 01:18:54,345
Good luck!
1079
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:40,388
It's me, Susan!
1080
01:19:40,468 --> 01:19:41,826
It's been a long time.
1081
01:19:41,895 --> 01:19:45,590
Boss says sorry,
please write for us again.
1082
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:47,647
So do him a favour.
1083
01:19:48,156 --> 01:19:51,521
Call me, bye.
1084
01:19:53,359 --> 01:19:55,725
It's Susan again.
1085
01:19:55,795 --> 01:19:59,050
Boss says he'll run you piece tomorrow.
1086
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:01,956
Are you home? Call me, bye.
1087
01:20:03,684 --> 01:20:06,879
It's Susan; where are you?
1088
01:20:07,049 --> 01:20:08,816
You don't return calls,
turned off your pager.
1089
01:20:08,886 --> 01:20:13,339
It will be empty here,
where will you hide?
1090
01:20:17,184 --> 01:20:18,612
Hi, it's Cheung Yung!
1091
01:20:19,381 --> 01:20:21,677
I often talk in front of a microphone.
1092
01:20:22,117 --> 01:20:24,773
This is my first time solo on the phone.
1093
01:20:25,342 --> 01:20:26,830
I'm actually nervous.
1094
01:20:29,506 --> 01:20:33,100
Somehow we've been fighting
since day one.
1095
01:20:33,310 --> 01:20:34,828
Like we were enemies in out past lives.
1096
01:20:35,777 --> 01:20:37,963
I want to talk to you
about yesterday's lunch.
1097
01:20:38,742 --> 01:20:40,430
I really didn't know it would happen.
1098
01:20:40,699 --> 01:20:42,357
I'm a bad, nasty guy.
1099
01:20:42,437 --> 01:20:44,733
But not as evil or powerful as that.
1100
01:20:44,963 --> 01:20:46,431
You may not believe this.
1101
01:20:46,730 --> 01:20:50,994
Maybe I've become
a Godzilla in your mind.
1102
01:20:51,064 --> 01:20:54,589
I was trying to become your friend.
1103
01:20:55,128 --> 01:20:58,993
I've fought with you, read your essays.
1104
01:20:59,432 --> 01:21:01,519
I feel like I've known you a long time.
1105
01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:05,423
But we've never talked calmly.
1106
01:21:06,492 --> 01:21:08,079
I won't waste any more of your tape.
1107
01:21:08,159 --> 01:21:13,092
When you have time,
I mean you really have time.
1108
01:21:13,152 --> 01:21:16,147
Call me at 9271-4193.
1109
01:21:16,217 --> 01:21:19,183
Also, I've subscribed to that paper.
1110
01:21:19,253 --> 01:21:21,739
I hope to see your column every day; bye.
1111
01:21:34,980 --> 01:21:37,666
She was asking where Golden Mall was.
1112
01:21:37,746 --> 01:21:39,973
I mimed it out,
but she didn't understand.
1113
01:21:40,042 --> 01:21:42,099
I couldn't understand
her Italian English.
1114
01:21:42,179 --> 01:21:44,336
So I brought her there.
1115
01:21:44,636 --> 01:21:46,263
And after buying pirate CDs?
1116
01:21:46,343 --> 01:21:49,638
We went to the Night Market, had a drink.
1117
01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:50,637
And then?
1118
01:21:50,707 --> 01:21:51,965
And then...
1119
01:21:56,668 --> 01:21:58,465
Did she give you anything?
1120
01:21:58,535 --> 01:22:02,400
I don't even discuss that with men.
1121
01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:04,117
How can I tell you?
1122
01:22:04,197 --> 01:22:05,755
I told you everything.
1123
01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,989
You stopped before you got to the bed.
1124
01:22:10,358 --> 01:22:12,695
He didn't ask me to bed.
1125
01:22:13,593 --> 01:22:16,649
That's all the same anyway.
1126
01:22:16,729 --> 01:22:18,886
No people do martial arts first.
1127
01:22:21,052 --> 01:22:23,449
A Caucasian girl, she must be tall.
1128
01:22:23,519 --> 01:22:25,955
Was she a head taller than you?
1129
01:22:26,155 --> 01:22:27,483
Just perfect!
1130
01:22:27,653 --> 01:22:29,710
Really... very tall.
1131
01:22:29,790 --> 01:22:33,215
Right here, that must have been a great.
1132
01:22:33,854 --> 01:22:35,112
That time with you was great, too.
1133
01:22:35,282 --> 01:22:37,368
You looked so funny.
1134
01:22:37,578 --> 01:22:39,575
And you didn't laugh?
1135
01:22:40,484 --> 01:22:42,171
Stop laughing.
1136
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:45,207
Mo Mo!
1137
01:22:45,846 --> 01:22:46,904
Oh, no!
1138
01:22:48,312 --> 01:22:49,141
What shall we do?
1139
01:22:49,211 --> 01:22:50,969
Let's go home and look there.
1140
01:23:09,831 --> 01:23:11,389
It's dawn!
1141
01:23:11,628 --> 01:23:13,565
Don't worry, he knows his way.
1142
01:23:13,635 --> 01:23:15,992
He may not, after flirting with girls.
1143
01:23:16,801 --> 01:23:19,696
Mo Mo is better than that.
1144
01:23:21,294 --> 01:23:22,383
I thought you hated him?
1145
01:23:22,462 --> 01:23:24,829
He pees on your leg,
can't guard the house.
1146
01:23:24,889 --> 01:23:26,726
I've developed feelings for him.
1147
01:23:27,954 --> 01:23:30,081
What? Picking on me?
1148
01:23:30,161 --> 01:23:31,709
What, taking it out on me?
1149
01:23:31,959 --> 01:23:35,014
It's your fault, you were talking.
1150
01:23:35,094 --> 01:23:36,282
Or he wouldn't have run off!
1151
01:23:36,352 --> 01:23:39,288
If we lose him,
I'll never speak to you again.
1152
01:23:39,757 --> 01:23:41,085
That would be great.
1153
01:23:45,948 --> 01:23:49,004
Mo Mo, where have you been?
1154
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:52,309
You scared Mommy, you bad boy.
1155
01:23:52,379 --> 01:23:54,146
Must you do that?
1156
01:23:54,346 --> 01:23:56,333
Do you still want this bad boy?
1157
01:23:57,281 --> 01:23:58,370
Go away!
1158
01:23:58,809 --> 01:23:59,967
Don't elbow me!
1159
01:24:00,347 --> 01:24:02,674
Can you? When we're this close?
1160
01:24:02,743 --> 01:24:03,672
This close...
1161
01:24:03,742 --> 01:24:05,569
You're bad!
1162
01:24:23,403 --> 01:24:25,300
Remember Luna Ng?
1163
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:28,056
My guest last month, the columnist who.
1164
01:24:28,126 --> 01:24:30,653
Stormed out and lost all dignity?
1165
01:24:31,032 --> 01:24:34,717
Unpredictably,
she's back at her own will.
1166
01:24:34,996 --> 01:24:36,254
Hello!
1167
01:24:36,324 --> 01:24:38,761
It's such a surprise you wanted to come.
1168
01:24:38,831 --> 01:24:42,056
I can't find
that woman-bashing guy for you.
1169
01:24:42,126 --> 01:24:44,812
Sorry, my schedule is erratic.
1170
01:24:44,892 --> 01:24:46,290
My Cycles have stopped.
1171
01:24:46,589 --> 01:24:48,147
I mean my column.
1172
01:24:48,656 --> 01:24:50,454
How did that happen?
1173
01:24:50,523 --> 01:24:53,150
Now I can't bear to attack you.
1174
01:24:53,948 --> 01:24:58,442
Go ahead, it's your last chance.
1175
01:25:00,419 --> 01:25:01,817
I'm getting married.
1176
01:25:02,785 --> 01:25:05,142
What? Really?
1177
01:25:06,151 --> 01:25:08,837
Yes, I'm going to get married.
1178
01:25:10,474 --> 01:25:11,742
Congratulations.
1179
01:25:12,381 --> 01:25:13,899
Thank you!
1180
01:25:14,638 --> 01:25:17,334
I wanted to come to thank you.
1181
01:25:19,571 --> 01:25:21,368
May I say a few words?
1182
01:25:24,204 --> 01:25:27,469
Months ago, I was in a junk shop.
1183
01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:30,625
I found a record
I had given my first love.
1184
01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:34,769
The first gift I had ever given a man.
1185
01:25:35,138 --> 01:25:36,157
If I were you.
1186
01:25:36,237 --> 01:25:39,162
Something so important, in a junk shop.
1187
01:25:39,232 --> 01:25:40,590
What would you do?
1188
01:25:41,399 --> 01:25:44,025
Someone else got it before me.
1189
01:25:44,095 --> 01:25:45,583
A DJ bought it.
1190
01:25:45,992 --> 01:25:48,089
But he wouldn't let me have it.
1191
01:25:48,259 --> 01:25:50,885
And said rude things on the air.
1192
01:25:51,225 --> 01:25:53,691
I still think it was for your own good.
1193
01:25:54,620 --> 01:25:59,023
Yes, now I agree.
1194
01:25:59,952 --> 01:26:01,180
If not for you.
1195
01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:04,775
I wouldn't have called my boyfriend.
1196
01:26:06,682 --> 01:26:08,310
And if not for that.
1197
01:26:08,389 --> 01:26:11,215
I would not have reunited
with my first love.
1198
01:26:12,613 --> 01:26:14,241
You're marrying him?
1199
01:26:14,810 --> 01:26:15,938
Yes!
1200
01:26:16,917 --> 01:26:18,465
So I want to thank you!
1201
01:26:19,783 --> 01:26:23,507
You forgave him for selling your gift?
1202
01:26:26,173 --> 01:26:29,568
I accepted his explanation.
1203
01:26:32,344 --> 01:26:34,272
You're so easy-going?
1204
01:26:36,808 --> 01:26:40,033
Maybe, I believe in destiny.
1205
01:26:44,536 --> 01:26:48,331
Yes, women tend to believe that.
1206
01:26:52,495 --> 01:26:56,449
"All lovers reunions are beyond words"
1207
01:26:59,225 --> 01:27:02,161
I think you wrote that
in your column once.
1208
01:27:04,387 --> 01:27:06,484
I think it was called "Old Loves"
1209
01:27:06,994 --> 01:27:09,460
About an umbrella, right?
1210
01:27:14,992 --> 01:27:17,478
No matter what, I congratulate you.
1211
01:27:17,918 --> 01:27:19,216
Luna.
1212
01:27:22,581 --> 01:27:26,275
If I can find "As time goes by".
1213
01:27:26,445 --> 01:27:29,471
I'll dedicate it to you.
1214
01:27:30,110 --> 01:27:31,598
Let's go to commercials.
1215
01:27:33,615 --> 01:27:34,833
Luna Ng.
1216
01:27:48,942 --> 01:27:51,698
I'm immigrating, flying tonight.
1217
01:27:53,505 --> 01:27:55,403
Keep it as a memento.
1218
01:29:01,466 --> 01:29:02,195
C.H.
1219
01:29:02,275 --> 01:29:04,032
Yes sugar.
1220
01:29:05,001 --> 01:29:09,055
Or there's "honey",
"sweetheart", "darling".
1221
01:29:09,604 --> 01:29:12,330
Remember why we broke up?
1222
01:29:16,035 --> 01:29:17,822
No, I don't!
1223
01:29:17,892 --> 01:29:19,949
Was it because of a fight?
1224
01:29:23,723 --> 01:29:27,917
No, because we stopped fighting.
1225
01:29:29,056 --> 01:29:32,351
And quietly went to dinner, movies.
1226
01:29:33,319 --> 01:29:38,082
Then quietly didn't call each other.
1227
01:29:38,921 --> 01:29:40,149
You like to fight?
1228
01:29:40,319 --> 01:29:43,145
That's easy, when we get to Canada.
1229
01:29:43,514 --> 01:29:46,001
We'll fight about everything, okay?
1230
01:29:46,081 --> 01:29:47,379
It's hard on you.
1231
01:29:47,449 --> 01:29:48,847
I don't mind.
1232
01:29:50,245 --> 01:29:52,232
- But...
- But what?
1233
01:29:53,979 --> 01:29:55,167
Nothing!
1234
01:30:22,637 --> 01:30:25,822
A new nemesis is immigrating tonight.
1235
01:30:26,661 --> 01:30:28,758
I wonder if she's on the plane yet?
1236
01:30:29,567 --> 01:30:32,583
In any case, I'm giving her.
1237
01:30:33,461 --> 01:30:34,620
This song.
1238
01:30:39,293 --> 01:30:45,344
(I wish you bluebirds in the spring)
1239
01:30:45,424 --> 01:30:50,646
(To give you heart a song to sing)
1240
01:30:50,816 --> 01:30:55,769
(And then a kiss, but more than this)
1241
01:30:56,318 --> 01:30:58,784
(I wish you love)
1242
01:31:00,911 --> 01:31:06,743
(And in July, a lemonade)
1243
01:31:07,282 --> 01:31:12,674
(To cool you in some leafy glade)
1244
01:31:13,113 --> 01:31:17,906
(I wish you health, and more than wealth)
1245
01:31:18,445 --> 01:31:21,461
(I wish you love)
1246
01:31:23,608 --> 01:31:28,261
(My breaking heart and I agree)
1247
01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:33,094
(That you and I could never be)
1248
01:31:33,533 --> 01:31:39,195
(So with my best, my very best)
1249
01:31:39,395 --> 01:31:43,329
(I set you free)
1250
01:31:44,457 --> 01:31:50,449
(I wish you shelter from the storm)
1251
01:31:50,658 --> 01:31:56,110
(A cozy fire to keep you warm)
1252
01:31:56,420 --> 01:32:03,679
(But most of all, when snowflakes fall)
1253
01:32:04,118 --> 01:32:09,511
(I wish you love)
1254
01:32:37,570 --> 01:32:40,335
Why must you always do this to me?
1255
01:32:42,772 --> 01:32:44,060
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