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Welcome to a new season of YOLO.
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I hope you enjoy some fun,
interesting cartoons. Thank you.
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What do you think
of my festy outfit, Sarah?
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Do I look hot?
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Absolutely, babe.
You look like the festival queen.
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Shut the fuck up, you fucking hot bitch.
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I can't believe this is my first festival.
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Happy to break
your festival hymen, Sarah.
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And you'll get to see Blurp,
my favourite band in the whole world.
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I'm a little nervous, though.
Aren't people at festivals cool?
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- I don't feel cool.
- You'll be fine.
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Maybe if it was old basic Sarah
you wouldn't fit in,
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but new Sarah will be alright.
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You're, like, kind of different
these days, right?
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Cool, yeah, I get ya.
Well, I'll try my hardest to be cool.
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Now let's go to the Wollongong Gong-Fest
fest and have so much fun.
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- That's a lovely lemon cake, isn't it?
- Oh, yes, isn't it?
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Such a lovely lemon cake.
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That's a lovely lemon cake,
don't you think?
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Oh, yes, it's lovely, isn't it?
Lovely lemon cake.
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I already said that.
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Dad, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
Just had an operation.
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My daughter just falls
down like that sometimes.
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I'm not attracted to my daughter
and her best friend.
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Come on, who do you think I am?
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You girls look very glamorous.
Where are you going?
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We're going to the Gong-Fest
musical festival.
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Gong-Fest?
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There's evil spirits there.
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What? Really?
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No, we're just stuffing with you.
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Blurp's headlining.
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Oh, yeah, I know Blurp.
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I sometimes spin their records
on my radio show at Quadruple J.
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I didn't know you had a radio show.
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Yeah, I do a bunch of odd jobs.
I'm like Batman.
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There's plenty of food in the house.
Just have a banana.
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Anyway, I can give you a lift to the
festival on my lawnmower if you want.
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- Oh, thanks, Dad.
- Oh, fine. No, I won't do it then.
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Don't worry about it.
Wait, did you say yes?
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- Yeah, a ride would be good.
- Alright, let's do it.
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Have fun at the music festival,
you feisty rats.
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Rock'n'roll!
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Oh my God, everyone
looks so hip and stylish.
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Am I walking okay?
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What should I do with my arms while I walk
so I can fit in more? Is this weird?
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Alright, Sarah, let's talk
a little bit about that stuff.
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Because this is your first festival,
I'll give you a rundown of the basics.
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You've got your glitter tent, booth tent,
merch tent, find-yourself-workshop tent.
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You've got the bottle of water
on the ground over there.
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A mini stage, but people
don't really care about that one.
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And of course, the main attraction,
the main stage,
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where we're gonna go see the best
bands in Australia right now.
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Like, blurb!
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Let's go!
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Sarah? Rachel?
I'm so sorry that you ran into my body.
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Oh, hi Lucas. Oh yeah, I forgot,
you look different now.
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Yes, because of the recent events,
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I am now normal Lucas
and I hope we can all be friends.
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- Let's all enjoy the festival.
- Get out of our way!
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Classic Rachel.
No worries, have fun you two.
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Watch it!
Oh, thanks.
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- Yeah, what up? Coming through, fam!
- Sarah, stop.
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Hello, Gong-Fest!
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Let's give it up for the new hot
Quadruple J band of the moment, Blurb!
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We're Blurb,
and this song is called Blurb.
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Fuck late stage capitalism
and fuck you, Cynthia!
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You broke my fucking heart!
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Thank you everybody,
you were wonderful. Good bye!
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That was pretty interesting music.
I liked that.
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I want to go backstage and meet Captain
Blurb and the rest of the Blurb members.
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What?
Is that really possible?
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Yeah, just show your tits.
Get you in anywhere. Look, I'll show you.
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- You girls can't be here.
- Check these out.
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- See? Works every time.
- Oh, yeah, okay.
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I demand my hot cross buns!
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But Captain Blurb, it's not Easter.
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There's none available right now,
because it's not Easter.
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Oh, yeah, that's fair enough. I'll just
get a water instead, if that's okay.
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Certainly, sir.
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Who are you two girls?
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We're Rachel and Sarah, the best
power duo besties in New South Wales.
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And I just wanted to meet you,
because I love Blurb!
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Yeah, I liked your song, too.
Sorry, I'm so nervous.
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You're, like, famous.
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Yeah, well, it's always
nice to meet our fans.
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- Where's your dunny? I need a piss.
- It's just down the hall.
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All right,
we're getting it.
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We just got back
from our tour in Japan,
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and we're going to release
an album next month.
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So, yeah, it's going pretty good.
Yeah, pretty psyched.
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Oh, yeah, cool.
Do you enjoy it?
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- What?
- Do you enjoy what you do?
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Oh, are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, no, I'm fine.
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It's just hard being Captain Blurb.
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I've always got to be cool and hip
and stuff. I'm sick of it.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Well, I mean, if it's hurting you
this much to act cool,
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I don't know if it's worth it.
Is it?
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Wow, that's a really good point.
You know what?
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I'm done with hyper-pop,
hardcore, emo revival.
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I want to play what's in my soul,
emo revival, metalcore, electropop.
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This band is going in a different
direction now. I'm leaving.
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- Me too. I'm out.
- Yeah, I'm out.
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I'm leaving the band.
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Fine, I never needed all yous.
Youse are all holding me back.
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I've wanted to go solo
for a while now anyway.
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Wait, I didn't mean to
cause you guys to break up.
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Nah, it's alright, Sarah. I don't know,
I've had an epiphany meeting you.
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You're just so uncool that it's cool.
Do you know what I mean?
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And it's inspired me to
change my whole outlook.
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We can rule the world together.
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Start a fashion line.
New age.
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Oh my gosh.
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- Oi boys, help me.
- Should we help her?
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No, nothing shall stop
the fly toilet music song.
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Look, I've got a connection
to Quadruple J.
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If you help me, I promise I'll get them
to play a toilet song on the radio.
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- Radio?
- Yes.
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That is pretty cool.
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Maybe we could support Blurp for the
next festival if we get on Quadruple J.
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Alright, fine, we'll save her.
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Great, so who do you know
on Quadruple J?
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Oh, you fucking cunt.
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I love you, Sarah. My brain is
in overdrive. I love you, Sarah.
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No, no, trust me. I'm not cool.
I'm super basic.
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I like chamomile tea on a veranda.
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Quick, everyone run.
I made a sinkhole by accident.
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- Everything's sucking up into it.
- No, Rachel.
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If you're saying that my destiny
is to die in a sinkhole, so be it.
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- And Sarah is coming with me.
- No, I'm not.
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But you're my favourite musician.
You can't die.
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I wouldn't see it as dying, Rachel.
I would see it as a new beginning.
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Our beautiful Gong-Fest
has been sunk into the ground!
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I think Captain Blurp was in there. Even
though we have just broken up as a band,
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it still effed up
he was in there, man.
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It was all that girl! She kicked
the toilet and it started a sink hole!
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She also killed my other fly band members,
but I don't really care about them.
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I wanted to leave anyway to do my Euro
trip anyway, CYA'Z!
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You'se are gonna get it now.
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It's not my fault. The stupid toilet tried
to eat me and my festy outfit.
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For ruining our festival
and killing Captain Blurp,
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we shall give you
the festival punishment.
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We're going to say nasty words at you
for a few hours and genuinely annoy you.
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It is time...
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to return.
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Don't harm this tender woman!
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She is a misunderstood angel
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who if you only knew the complexities
and nuances of her conflicted soul,
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maybe you would truly understand
beauty and suffering
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combined in one
entangled contradiction.
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- Gross!
- That was lame, dude.
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Stuff this, let's go to the train
station and find some cunts to Rob.
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Ah, thanks Lucas.
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I didn't really understand that thing
you said before, but it seemed nice.
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That's okay. I thought it was unfair
how they were treating you.
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- And Rachel, of course.
- Shut up. Take a photo of us.
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Oh, okay.
I'll get a nice low angle shot.
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Oh, cute.
Do you mind if I post this photo?
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I don't know. Looking at that pic
makes me feel conflicted.
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I'll always know it was the day
I killed Captain Blurb
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because I kicked the toilet
and caused a sinkhole.
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And I guess I also killed that security
guard with my tits. It's not good either.
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Ah, it's okay.
It's not your fault.
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Oh, thanks, Sarah. I needed to hear that.
Yeah, sure, post it.
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- Just make sure you tag me.
- Of course, babes.
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That's what besties do.
Bye, Lucas.
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Oh, bye, huh?
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Who was that figure that appeared to me?
Ah, it's all so confusing.
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{\an8}Simping over Sarah again gives me
an energy that makes me feel good.
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{\an8}I'm back!
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