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Whoa, Lamar. Check you out.
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Stop drooling,
Calvin. She's all mine.
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Okay. Who you steal it from?
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Calvin, please.
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She is not stolen.
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It's not, right?
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No.
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I've just come into some money.
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In fact, Dave, there's
no easy way to say this,
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but your Great-Aunt
Keisha has died.
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Oh, no.
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I know, it's a blow,
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so just let it out.
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Yeah, no, I'm-I'm
trying to, I just...
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I've never heard of her before.
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Hey, Lamar.
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Ooh, new car.
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It's stolen, isn't it?
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Are you a fugitive?
Are we accessories?
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No, it is not stolen,
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but... I do have some bad news.
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My Great-Aunt Keisha
has passed away.
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Oh, no.
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Is her body in the trunk?
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No, her body is not in the tr...
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Her body is not
in the trunk, right?
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No.
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As I was explaining,
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she left me a
handsome sum of money.
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I know you two have
been stressed about
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how to pay for Grover's school,
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so I opened up
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an education savings
account for the lad.
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Oh, my God.
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Lamar, this is so sweet.
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I think it's real.
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Dad, I'm touched.
This is very generous.
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Look at you, giving
away all your money.
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Oh, I'm not giving it all away.
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I'm allowing
myself to live a little.
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I now own a Roku.
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And I'm gonna drive
my beautiful Pontiac
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to Nevada and do some gambling.
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You know, as a little kid,
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I used to hang out
at the Elks Lodge
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and watch my dad play poker.
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Yep, he always wanted to watch,
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but his little
facial expressions
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always gave my hand away.
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Whatever the opposite
of a poker face is,
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it's that. Oh, well, I...
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I'm sorry that I have
an expressive face,
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but it worked out for me.
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You know, my dad would
always give me 20 bucks
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to go buy ice cream.
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Calvin,
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let's go with him.
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You know what? Sure, why not?
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You leave your face here,
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I'm gonna put on my lucky pants.
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But, so you know... Sagebrush,
Nevada isn't exactly Vegas.
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Doesn't matter to me.
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Craps is craps.
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I haven't gambled
since that time I went
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to an Indian casino
to see Shabba Ranks.
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Mr. Loverman.
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Shabba.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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You know, the
more I think about it,
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the more I realize
it is for the best
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Courtney and I
didn't sleep together.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, come on. Can you imagine
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how that would have
complicated things?
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Things are already
complicated enough.
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No, thank you.
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Ah. Okay, well,
good for you, Marty.
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That is very mature. Yeah.
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I wanted it to happen
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so bad.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Courtney.
Uh...
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I have to run.
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I will let you two finish.
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Or start.
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Talking. Please.
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Absolutely.
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So...
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last night was crazy.
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When I couldn't find a condom.
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Yeah, and then
Daphne started crying.
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Yeah, and then we didn't...
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Yeah, no, I know what we didn't.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, you know, I guess
it wasn't meant to happen.
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Yeah, I guess not.
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Although... it
could still happen.
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Yes!
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I mean, sure. Yeah, perhaps.
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Uh, my dad is going
gambling tonight,
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and my mom could babysit.
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Malcolm's coaching a game,
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and baseball games are like...
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like, six hours?
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I'm gonna need to hydrate.
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Oh, no, no, we won't need...
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we won't need all that time.
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Well, we'll definitely
use some of it.
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Like... like,
like, plenty of it.
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Like... Not... But not
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too much of it, just,
like, a... like, a good...
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You will be satisfied.
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Here we go, fellas.
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You know what? I got $500
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burning a hole
in my lucky pants.
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Let's do this.
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No offense, fellas,
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but I like to gamble on my own.
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I don't like distractions
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or people looking
at my cards, going...
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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Dad, I was seven.
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And I thought the
whole point of this trip
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was for us to hang out
together. Right, Calvin?
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Calvin?
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Here you go, son.
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Get yourself some ice cream.
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Okay, well, thanks,
Dad, but, you know,
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I was really hoping that
we can hang out a little,
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spend some time...
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Dad?
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Yeah, that is right.
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All right, Calvin,
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I guess it's just you and me.
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Let's get crappy.
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Look, if you're
gonna be at this table,
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you can't disturb my mojo.
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Everything has to be perfect.
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Now, I roll
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with my right hand,
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so you got to stand on my left.
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Hey, don't-don't put your
hands on the table. Oh.
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Well, don't put 'em
up like it's a stickup.
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And never say the word "seven."
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Why shouldn't I say
"seven"? Seven out.
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Yes.
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That's why, Dave.
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Is that bad? Yes, that's bad.
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All right, an hour and half
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to get the baby dressed,
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and we're off to the
food truck festival.
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Oh!
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Damn.
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It's pouring.
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You want to grab an umbrella?
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Go out in all of that?
I just got a silk press.
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Oh. Okay. Well if you...
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Yeah, I don't know what that is.
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$125 is what it is.
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Okay. Ooh, we could watch TV.
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There's a new TV
show about a woman
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who's raising a hundred
crocodiles as her children.
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I am not exposing my grandbaby
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to some weird-ass white lady.
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Uh, why do you
assume that she's...
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Okay, yeah, she is.
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All right, here we go.
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Grandbaby needs some new shoes.
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Three. Craps.
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Aah!
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Come on, man, why
would you blow on my dice?
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I was trying to
double your luck.
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The second blow
cancels the first blow.
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That's just science, Dave.
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That's it for me. 500 just gone.
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Why don't you hit up an
ATM? They're everywhere.
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I even saw one in the bathroom.
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Look, I can't,
man. 500's my limit.
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I wonder if your dad
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has blown through
all his money yet.
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I am rich!
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Five thousand big ones.
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Heh. Good for you.
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Wish you had taken
your son with you.
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Oh, well,
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you know, Calvin and I
are rich in camaraderie.
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So, you lost.
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All of it.
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Dave double-blew on my dice.
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David! Okay...
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Guys, please, we
can all still be winners.
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All right? You know, the buffet
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has bottomless
imitation crab legs?
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I'm about casino-ed out.
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Let-Let's hit the road.
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But, Dad, we didn't even
get a chance to hang.
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Yes, but I have a strict rule:
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quit while you're ahead.
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Why don't we get a
bite on the way out
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at the Hard Luck Saloon?
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Their billboard reads,
"Oldest strippers in town."
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Why would they advertise that?
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You know, everybody
has their thing, man.
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I'm gonna cash out
and pull the car around.
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I'll meet you out front.
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All right. All right.
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Oh... Oh.
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My shoe's untied.
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Hey, that's a lucky sign.
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That means I'm about
to go on a winning streak.
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You got any cash?
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Only the hundred my dad gave me.
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Oh, give it to me. Give...
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Well, this is my
ice cream money.
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Dave, trust me,
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by the time I'm done,
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you'll be Ben and I'll be Jerry.
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Okay, but Calvin, please,
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tie your shoe, all
right? You're gonna trip.
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No, no, no, no.
This is good luck.
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No, I...
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Oh!
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I-I'm good.
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Come on, baby.
Show me some love.
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Hard six.
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Yes! Yes. All right!
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Looks like someone owes
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my lucky face an apology.
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Yeah, yeah, all right.
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Come on, now. Let's
keep this train rolling.
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Midge, gimme some luck.
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Yeah. Uh, all right, me too.
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Oh, no.
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So unfair.
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All right, dice, let's go.
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Point is nine.
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All right, here we go.
That's a good point.
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This way I be killing
it. All right, Dave.
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Uh, fellas? You think
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you might want to give
me some elbow room?
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I am on a hot streak.
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Sir, we're going to need you
to step away from the table.
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Hey, guys, uh,
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wh-what's going on here?
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They're just trying
to ice a whale,
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that's what's going on.
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Tell you what,
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you gonna have to
drag me away here.
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Uh... Now you're
really doing it. Okay...
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Nine. Winner.
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That's my money!
That's my money!
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It is torrential out there.
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Yes, but it is nice
and dry in here,
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and guess what I got?
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Mm.
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Is that all for tonight?
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No. No, no, no, no.
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It's just, uh, it's either
a three pack or a 12,
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and this is a better buy.
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Why am I talking about this?
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How about I light a candle?
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Yeah, great. But please,
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just do it. Don't ask first.
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Right.
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Ooh, this is nice. Yes.
267
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,147
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
268
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,384
Man, it is coming
down out there.
269
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,652
Oh, my God.
270
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,553
Of course, we are
up by seven runs,
271
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,922
and the skies open up.
272
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,623
Yo, why you got
the lights off in here?
273
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,726
What is...?
274
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,528
Courtney's here.
275
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,698
Y-You know what? It-It's
a lovely night outside.
276
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,332
I think I'm gonna
just go for a walk.
277
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,669
I got it, I got it.
278
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,337
Okay, thank you, my brother.
279
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,175
Congratulations, y'all.
280
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,447
Calvin, what is going on here?
281
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,948
Are we in some kind of trouble?
282
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,818
No, Dave.
283
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,720
This is classic player-hating.
284
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,387
All right? Trust me.
285
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,960
Hello.
286
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,063
Special Agent Ryder,
Treasury Department.
287
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,140
I'm sorry to inconvenience
you gentlemen,
288
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,542
but we have reason to believe
289
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,210
you've been involved in a crime.
290
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,179
Oh, come on, this is crazy.
291
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,315
Since when is winning
a crime, brother?
292
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,753
This is an outrage.
We know our rights, sir.
293
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,054
Calm down.
294
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,488
He's not under arrest.
295
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,857
Oh.
296
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,658
So we're free to leave?
297
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:37,898
No.
298
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,702
Look, Daphne. A little boat.
299
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,670
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
300
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,839
What are you doing?
301
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,139
I'm doing the little dock here
302
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,441
with all the boats.
303
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,209
That's not how you do a puzzle.
304
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,745
You start with the border first.
305
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,914
That's not how I do them.
306
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,816
Well, you do puzzles wrong.
307
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,686
Ah, hey, Mama.
308
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,956
Hey, baby. What you doing
out there in all that rain?
309
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,392
Oh. Uh, you know, I was hungry,
310
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,127
and I was gonna make
a sandwich, but, uh,
311
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,628
our bologna expired.
312
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,063
Ugh.
313
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,163
Y'all are nasty.
314
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,466
Yeah.
315
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,435
Ooh, Gemma, you
do puzzles wrong.
316
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,905
You got to do the borders first.
317
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,873
See? I tried to tell her.
318
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,809
I didn't even want
to do a dumb puzzle.
319
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,443
I wanted to watch Croc Mama.
320
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,445
Wait a minute, the
show where that lady
321
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,579
puts the little shirts and
pants on the crocodiles?
322
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,649
Yes. Did you see the one
323
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,394
where she got kicked
out of the Starbucks?
324
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,319
Yes...
325
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,754
Hey, y'all are
326
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,190
upsetting my baby
with all y'all nonsense.
327
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,626
Okay, well, sorry, Mama.
328
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:40,828
I am soaked.
329
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,228
I'm gonna go get a
pair of Pop's socks.
330
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,631
Oh, what happened?
Your daddy forgot
331
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,233
your favorite little piggy?
332
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,333
Well, don't you worry.
333
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,501
I'm gonna wrap my hair
334
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,079
and run right over
to your daddy house.
335
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,139
No, no, no, no, no.
336
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,909
No, I-I will go
get that little piggy
337
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,409
'cause, you know,
I'm already wet.
338
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,979
So just-just stay right here.
339
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,983
Okay.
340
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,020
I've been on this
case for months.
341
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,465
You've been laundering
notes at casinos
342
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,925
up and down the Nevada
border since October.
343
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,827
And when a whole lot
344
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,929
of 35-year-old, mint
condition hundreds
345
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,833
start popping up,
that's a red flag.
346
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,568
I don't care what
color they are,
347
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,570
they're not my flag.
348
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,272
You're smart, Mr. Butler.
349
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,807
We've taken to calling
you the Green Goblin.
350
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,676
That's a cool nickname.
351
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,444
Look...
352
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,914
look, I'm telling you,
you got the wrong guy.
353
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,281
I'm no Green Goblin.
354
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,683
Are you telling me
355
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,186
this isn't you?
356
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,286
No.
357
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,355
Looks like the Hamburglar.
358
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:47,626
Yeah, the security cameras
in these old dumps are terrible.
359
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,997
I don't know why
anybody stays here.
360
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,297
It's depressing.
361
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,399
There's a place up the road
362
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,001
that advertises "old strippers."
363
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,469
Got to admit,
364
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,906
I'm curious.
365
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,708
Look, look, why are
you keeping us here?
366
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,410
You got sloppy today.
367
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,678
When you pass a
hundred dollar bill
368
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,080
from 1988 that matches
369
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,916
all the other hundreds
you've been passing,
370
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,618
you shouldn't hang
around to enjoy it.
371
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,022
It was Lamar... My
dad's the Green Goblin.
372
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,223
I'm
the son of the Green Goblin.
373
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,560
Guys,
374
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,129
is there something
you want to say?
375
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,530
Objection.
376
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:29,269
Sir, I am the attorney for
Mr. Butler and Mr. Johnson,
377
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,004
and I demand to have
a word with my clients.
378
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,941
In private.
379
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,078
All right, Mr. Watanabe.
380
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,448
I'll go get some
imitation crab legs.
381
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,684
What the hell did you do?
382
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,686
Us? We got arrested
383
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,156
for whatever the hell you did.
384
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,757
I was so clear.
385
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,960
"Meet me at the car." But no.
386
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,594
Luckily, an
eagle-eyed prostitute
387
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,029
who took a shine to me...
388
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,129
Oh.
389
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,065
...saw you get
escorted back here.
390
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,534
Dad, what is going on?
391
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,971
All right.
392
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,140
The year was 1989.
393
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,643
The Berlin Wall had just fallen,
394
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,613
America was smitten with
a young Bart Simpson...
395
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,848
Ugh. Ay, caramba.
396
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,351
...and I was burying a lockbox
397
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,752
full of cash
398
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:23,156
behind a mattress factory
in Battle Creek, Michigan.
399
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,257
So, none of that money
came from Keisha?
400
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,960
Who?
401
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,928
My dead aunt.
402
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,430
I made her up.
403
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,798
Oh, my God.
404
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,467
Sorry about the
emotional roller coaster.
405
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,203
I think I get it.
406
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,371
You've been going
around to casinos,
407
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,807
buying chips
with the dirty bills,
408
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,510
then cashing them
back to get clean bills.
409
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,813
Yes. Then, and
this is the key point,
410
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,149
I leave.
411
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,184
Well, here's another key point.
412
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,520
You didn't tell us what
the hell you were doing.
413
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,489
There's plenty of
blame to go around.
414
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,191
Oh, no, you're the only one
415
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,435
that did something here.
We did nothing wrong.
416
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,759
Okay.
417
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,229
True dat.
418
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,066
I-I can't even look at you.
419
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,935
Ah, damn it, I
can still see you!
420
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,604
I get it. The good news is,
421
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,874
they can't pin
anything on Calvin.
422
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,975
You just need to
keep your mouth shut.
423
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,547
You're looking at a short stay
at a pre-trial detention center.
424
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,980
The food is not bad,
425
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,783
and then you're out in a flash.
426
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,286
Cool? No, not cool.
427
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,521
Well, it was worth a shot.
428
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,259
Dad, what are you going to do?
429
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,028
What I have to do.
430
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,735
Uh,
431
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,970
bib.
432
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,572
You got the bib.
433
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,675
Sir, I have some
confessions to make.
434
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,310
Yes. Thank you. Finally.
435
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,012
It was me. I am the
one that passed the bills.
436
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,882
Yes, but what
he is trying to say
437
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:56,982
is that he
438
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,218
is the Green Goblin.
439
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,120
That is a cool name.
440
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,921
Right? No.
441
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:12,432
♪ You
and I, you and I. ♪
442
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,877
Do
you have an old rust bucket
443
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,603
leaving oil stains
in your driveway?
444
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,738
We'll give you
cash for that clunker.
445
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,274
Cash. Cash. Ca...
446
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,543
Really? You don't
have the ad-free?
447
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,945
All my money is tied up in baby.
448
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,749
It's fine, okay? We
don't need music.
449
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,419
Okay.
450
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,088
Hey, it's me.
451
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,989
Your big brother Malcolm.
452
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,759
I am entering the house.
453
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,892
Okay?
454
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,196
Are you okay?! Ooh, my bad. Ooh.
455
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,797
Yeah, man, I'm just, uh,
456
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,110
I'm just here for the piggy
to take to... You know what?
457
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,801
I'm just gonna take
all these over there.
458
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,770
Here we go.
459
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,238
Whoa, Malcolm, wait, w-w-w-wait.
460
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,606
Wait. Wait.
461
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,142
What, man?
462
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,810
Twelve?
463
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,113
My brother. That's
what I'm talking about.
464
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,314
Get... get out.
465
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,583
Hey, wait. My jacket, my jacket.
466
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,554
Okay.
467
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,260
Okay.
468
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,162
Picking up where we were.
469
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,231
I'm still into it, you're s...
470
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,302
This isn't happening, is it?
471
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,704
Oh, Marty.
472
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,339
Last night we had a moment.
473
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,440
And the moment's gone.
474
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,442
Tonight's just too...
475
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,044
premeditated.
476
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,181
Yeah. I mean, I
guess I shouldn't have
477
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,649
put that eggplant emoji
in our shared calendar.
478
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,786
You know, if this
were meant to be,
479
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:44,056
after all this time, we
would have been together.
480
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,757
Yeah.
481
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,660
We're just two overwhelmed,
482
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,162
horny people... Yeah.
483
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,298
...parenting one
adorable little girl, and...
484
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,666
and that's all.
485
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,966
So, um,
486
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,436
I'm gonna pick up
Daphne tomorrow.
487
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,670
I'll see you then. Okay.
488
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,872
Oh.
489
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,216
W-Wait.
490
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,118
Bedroom? Why
are you still talking?
491
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,287
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. Okay.
492
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,688
Wait, wait, wait.
493
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,123
Eh, I got it.
494
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,793
Okay.
495
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,364
Can I please have
a word with my dad?
496
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,267
You've got 60 seconds.
497
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,938
Dad...
498
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,216
...I don't even
know what to say.
499
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,640
You don't have to.
500
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,377
I know, I let you down. Again.
501
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,712
But I need you to understand,
502
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,315
I was happy to leave
that cash in the ground.
503
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,149
But when I found out my grandson
504
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,852
needed money for his education,
505
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,986
I just knew there
was never going to be
506
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,889
a better use for it.
507
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,161
Well...
508
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,765
I guess committing a
crime for your grandson
509
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,268
may be the sweetest
thing you've ever done.
510
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,372
So, see you at my arraignment?
511
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,039
I'll be there.
512
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,809
Oh, um...
513
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,450
All right, that's time.
514
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,718
You're free to go.
515
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,787
But in the future,
pick better friends.
516
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,389
Hey, hey, listen,
517
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,899
I didn't have anything
to do with this.
518
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,692
All right? I just live
next door to the guy.
519
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,927
We're not even close.
520
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,600
Of all of the lies
that I've heard today,
521
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,303
the one that stung the most?
522
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,971
"We're not close"?
523
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,509
We are gonna talk about
this on the drive home.
524
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,544
Oh, the drive home.
525
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,779
We don't have any car keys.
526
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,481
Dad, wait!
527
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,518
Green Goblin.
Green Goblin, hold up!
528
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:59,291
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529
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