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Everybody sing.
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Hey, Bobby...
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Hey. How come you look so happy?
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You know, this really strange
thing happened to me last night.
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I called you up to
see if you wanted
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to go out for a
beer or something
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and you weren't home. Right.
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I talked to this girl on
your answering service...
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Named Angela.
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Oh, she's terrific.
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My favorite operator.
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You know, I call
for my messages,
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and all the rest of them
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they just say, "Still nothing."
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You know, an actor
doesn't like to hear that
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but Angela...
nobody called me...
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She gives me other
people's messages.
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Yeah, yeah, she really seemed
nice on the phone, you know?
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Oh, unbelievably nice.
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Hey, Rieger?
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Sometimes she gives me
Gene Shalit's messages.
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Really?
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Yeah. Gene and me
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we use the same
service, you know.
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A lot of stars call him.
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You know who
called him yesterday?
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Who?
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Erma Bombeck.
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Hey, you ever been
out with Angela, Bobby?
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Angela? From your
answering service?
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Oh, she's a peach.
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One night she and I
discussed my boxing career.
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You know, we never even met
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and still we must have
talked for around five minutes.
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That's longer than
most of your fights last.
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Yeah.
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We talked for a while too.
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Over an hour.
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Wow, an hour? Hold it.
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You tied up my line for an hour?
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Alex, I could be
getting acting jobs
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during that time.
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I sort of forgot about the time.
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I mean she was so
terrific on the phone.
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Hey, how come you never
thought about asking her out?
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Well, I almost
asked her out once
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but I decided against
it, it wasn't worth the risk.
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What risk?
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She might turn out to be a dog.
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Oh.
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Geez.
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Did you just geez at me, Elaine?
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I can't believe you. I
mean you wouldn't go out
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with a woman if she
wasn't good looking?
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Sure, I would.
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If I was real drunk
or something.
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Hey come on, Elaine.
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Looks matter to women too.
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How popular are
short, pudgy, ugly men?
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Yeah. How popular, Louie?
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You know, Bobby
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I hope someone slams
a door on your nose
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and you sneeze and
your head explodes.
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If you had such a good
conversation with her, Alex
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why don't you ask her out?
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Well, I'm thinking about it.
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Yeah, well, I got to
call for my messages.
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Hey, if Angela should
happen to answer
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should I...
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No.
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All right, whatever, but
you better move fast.
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Why?
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So you can tell
me what she's like.
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Hi.
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Any for Wheeler, 131?
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Anything for Shalit?
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Hey, Angela, how'd you
like talking to my friend, Alex?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's even better than he sounds.
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Sure. I'll describe him to you.
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Before Bobby gets cute, I, uh...
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Oh, this is Alex.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, I remember your voice, too
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even though I knew it was you.
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I mean, even if I
didn't know it was you
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and I heard your voice,
I would know it was you.
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You want to go out with me?
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Smooth, Alex.
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Would you get out of here?
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Oh, boy.
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What, "Oh, boy?"
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What you got there, Latka?
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Okay, okay, Latka.
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Shh! Slow down, okay?
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Slow down.
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Okay.
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You found it on the back seat.
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Yeah.
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2,000 bucks.
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2,000 smackers.
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Not smackers. Bucks.
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Latka, you found the 2,000 bucks
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I've been looking for.
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Hey, you never lost 2,000 bucks.
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I didn't say I lost it.
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I just said I was
looking for it.
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I've been looking for
2,000 bucks all my life.
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Hands off, Louie.
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Hey, Louie...
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it's your mother calling.
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She says somebody's trying
to break into her apartment.
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Tell her I'll get back to her.
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That's your mother.
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All right. I'll talk to her now.
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Don't do nothing with
that money while I'm gone.
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Listen, somebody
has to bring this up.
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The hack rules
say that this money
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must be returned
to the police precinct.
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No police.
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Oh, it's okay, if we turn it in
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and nobody claims
it within 90 days
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then it's returned
to us, free and clear.
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No police, no
police, no nothing.
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Just money.
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You know, it's probably
dirty money, right?
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I mean what kind
of decent person
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walks around with 2,000
bucks in cash, right?
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A priest who collected it
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for underprivileged
crippled children.
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Or a nun on her way to
send it to starving natives.
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Or a hooker.
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Hey, Alex, listen, we
got a little problem.
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Latka just found this
bunch of money...
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Oh, it gets better
every time he tells it.
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Anyway, we're trying
to decide what to do.
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Yeah? Good. I got
to leave. I got a date.
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With Angela?
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, way to go.
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I never worked so
hard for a date in my life.
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Hey, where you taking her?
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Well, I thought I'd take
her to dinner, uh, Mario's.
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It's a nice place, but stay away
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from the clams
oreganata with eggplant.
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It killed my sister-in-law.
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Have a good time, Alex.
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Doesn't get any better.
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Hi. I'm Alex.
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You blew it. You could have said
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you were looking for
another apartment.
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No. I was looking
for this one, 3-D.
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It fell off when I
knocked on... door.
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Well, my admirers
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will just have to wander
the halls looking for me.
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I hate to disappoint
you, but I'm Angela.
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Oh. Here's your "D."
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You want to come in?
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Huh? Yeah. Sure.
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You got guts.
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It's very nice.
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You're doing very well.
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Huh?
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The smile, I mean.
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Most guys drop it ten
seconds after they see me.
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You can stop now.
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You've got the record.
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Say...
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so, Angela...
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This is really very nice.
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Do you want to use the phone?
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What for?
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To call your mother.
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Maybe you'll be
lucky and she'll be sick
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and you'll have to
run over and see her.
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That's some sense of
humor you got there, Angela.
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Well, listen, our
dinner reservations
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aren't for about an hour
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so you want to get something
first somewhere else...
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A drink or something?
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You must know
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a really dark bar where
no one will see us.
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We don't have to go
anywhere if you don't want to.
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We can have a drink here.
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Sure, why take any chance
on anyone seeing you with me.
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What would you like to drink?
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What do you got?
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Malteds.
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Listen, we can get
something at the restaurant.
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Hope you like Italian.
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Doesn't matter.
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As you can see, I eat anything.
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If you want, I could
fix you something here.
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You don't want to go out?
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I don't care.
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I was just trying to
make it easy on you.
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Get your coat.
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What are you trying to prove?
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That you're a great guy?
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Okay. You're a great
guy. A real prince.
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Um... here.
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Here's your coat.
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You don't know
when to quit, do you?
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Hey, I asked you out for
dinner, we're going out for dinner.
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It will be fun.
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You'll see.
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Fat chance.
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Do you like clams
oreganata with eggplant?
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00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,269
I never met anybody
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who liked anchovies.
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Rich people probably like them.
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Rich people like anything
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that's small that tastes weird.
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Why don't you drop
the act now, huh?
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What? What act?
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Pretending that you're
not having a lousy time.
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Hey, come on, Angela, would you?
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What do you still
got your coat on for?
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The management requested it.
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Don't you care for your salad?
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I wouldn't know if
I cared for it or not.
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I didn't eat it.
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Hey, what's with you?
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What's the matter? Aren't you
having a good time anymore?
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I once went out with a girl
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who pulled a knife
on me, robbed me
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and threw me out of her car
on the New Jersey turnpike.
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I have to think about that
now as a medium date.
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So you want to take me home now?
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Yeah, I'd be happy to.
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There he is.
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Let's go out this way.
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Hey, Alex, I'm really sorry.
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I tried to stop them
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from coming down
and bothering you.
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Angela Matusa
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this is Tony Banta,
John Burns, Latka Gravas
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and Bobby Wheeler, who
I guess you sort of know.
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Nice to finally
meet you, Angela.
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Am I what you pictured, Bobby?
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Yeah, more or less.
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More.
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What are you guys doing here?
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If you'll excuse me.
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I have to use the ladies' room.
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Hey, Alex...
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So how's your big date?
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All right, stop that.
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That's not funny.
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Hey.
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I think Latka likes her.
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Do you like her, Latka?
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Maybe Alex will
give you her number.
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You could call her
up for tomorrow night.
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00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,287
Oh, no. Thank you very much.
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All right, what do
you clowns want?
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Yeah. Why don't you sit down?
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Well, you know the
money that Latka found?
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00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,652
We're still trying to
decide what to do with it.
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00:12:06,676 --> 00:12:08,320
We wanted you to hold onto it
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until we figure out what
to do with it, all right?
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Yeah, because otherwise
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we're going to have to
spend the night as a group
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'cause nobody trusts nobody.
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00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:17,952
Except you.
266
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,520
Everybody trusts you.
267
00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:21,556
Okay.
268
00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:24,108
Want to give us
269
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,610
a receipt?
270
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,496
Oh, here comes Angela.
271
00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:32,833
Now be polite, huh?
272
00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:34,202
Control yourself.
273
00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:35,436
Oh, hi.
274
00:12:35,472 --> 00:12:36,837
Good to see you back.
275
00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,406
Everything go all right
276
00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:39,723
in the ladies' room?
277
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,259
We should be going now.
278
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,905
Nice meeting you, Angela.
279
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:43,894
See you.
280
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,263
Yeah, so long.
281
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,577
Bet your friends
282
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,646
got quite a kick out of me, huh?
283
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,936
What do you mean?
284
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,271
I heard them all
break up when I left.
285
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,539
They weren't laughing at you.
286
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:56,290
No?
287
00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:57,325
No.
288
00:12:58,494 --> 00:13:00,712
One of the guys told a joke.
289
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,392
Why are you afraid to tell me they
were laughing at me? I can take it.
290
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,494
Because they weren't.
Now can we drop this?
291
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,919
All I know is, I heard a big
laugh when I left the table.
292
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,286
I told you what it was.
293
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,804
What do you want from me?
294
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,106
I want you to stop lying to me.
295
00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:15,143
You've been lying to me
all night, and I'm sick of it.
296
00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:18,145
Okay.
297
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,214
They were laughing at you, okay?
298
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,418
You could have held out.
299
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:26,621
I was almost ready
to believe you.
300
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:27,554
Look, you don't have
301
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,401
to bother seeing me home.
302
00:13:29,425 --> 00:13:30,491
No, I'll take you.
303
00:13:30,526 --> 00:13:32,638
No, really. I'm one of the
few women in New York
304
00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:34,173
who's safe on the streets.
305
00:13:34,197 --> 00:13:36,564
Come on, you came with
me, you're leaving with me.
306
00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,544
Listen, let's not
spoil a lovely evening
307
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,611
by arguing, okay?
308
00:13:39,635 --> 00:13:40,746
And hey, don't worry.
You did your duty.
309
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,748
You proved you were a nice guy.
310
00:13:42,772 --> 00:13:44,705
I'm taking you.
311
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,140
Get your paws off me.
312
00:13:46,176 --> 00:13:49,027
They give you a little dinner,
they think they own you.
313
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,876
Latka! Will you cut it out?!
314
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:08,279
You're not going to
find any more money.
315
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,482
Besides, these cabs
got to go out soon
316
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,986
but they can't go out
with no back seats
317
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,056
'cause where will
our passengers sit?
318
00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:20,341
You want them to squat
319
00:14:20,377 --> 00:14:22,109
on the floor like ducks?
320
00:14:22,145 --> 00:14:24,045
Okay.
321
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,097
Put the damn seats back
322
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,782
you dumb foreigner.
323
00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:28,928
Come on!
324
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,184
Foreigner?
325
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:31,347
Yeah.
326
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,381
Did you said foreigner?
327
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,204
Yeah.
328
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,239
For you.
329
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,510
What's that mean?
330
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,861
Means this.
331
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,783
You better smile when
you do that, buddy.
332
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,085
Oh, yeah?
333
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,391
Okay, pal, mull this one over.
334
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,444
Oh, all right.
335
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,045
I accept your apology.
336
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,539
But we still don't
know who was driving
337
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,407
when the money was left in it.
338
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,576
Hi, Alex.
339
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,179
Hey, Alex, did you score?
340
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,847
Shut up.
341
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,049
I guess not.
342
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,052
Geez.
343
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,154
I heard about your date.
344
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,256
Oh, yeah?
345
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,424
Yeah.
346
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,792
I wonder how come?
347
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:32,663
You get some real
kooks on blind dates, boy.
348
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,232
Like this one.
349
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,969
I show up... Looking
good, per usual...
350
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:41,505
And this girl comes to the door.
351
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,623
Beautiful.
352
00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:44,424
Not your type.
353
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,677
Right, 'cause to be honest
354
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:50,648
I prefer my women "H
and H"... Homely and hot.
355
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,016
I misjudged you, Louie.
356
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,868
You're really a poet, you know?
357
00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:55,003
You bet.
358
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,183
Can I have my receipt, please?
359
00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,841
Anyway, all of a sudden,
she says, "I feel sick."
360
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:04,178
Tells me she thinks she
was exposed to cholera
361
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,480
earlier that day.
362
00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:08,048
So, what did you do?
363
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:09,884
I tried to take her blouse off.
364
00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:11,819
It's not my fault she feels sick
365
00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:14,488
so why shouldn't one of
us have a good time, right?
366
00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:17,241
You know, every
time I talk to you, Louie
367
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,977
I feel grateful that
I haven't eaten yet.
368
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,545
Heard about your date.
369
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,865
Oh, yeah, what was it,
broadcast over the PA?
370
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,250
Yeah.
371
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,367
Hey, Elaine, can I talk to you
372
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,435
for a minute?
373
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,691
Yeah, sure.
374
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,226
I don't want any advice.
375
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,560
I just want to talk.
376
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,795
Go ahead.
377
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,014
I can't stop thinking
about that girl.
378
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,251
You know, you're a terrific guy.
379
00:16:43,286 --> 00:16:44,629
That's not what I want to hear.
380
00:16:44,653 --> 00:16:46,720
It just goes to show
you how terrific you are.
381
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,367
All night long, she
kept accusing me
382
00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:49,701
of going through the motions...
383
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,037
That I wouldn't call her
again because of her looks
384
00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:54,240
and I kept telling
her she was wrong.
385
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,529
Terrific.
386
00:16:55,565 --> 00:16:56,847
But she wasn't wrong.
387
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:57,982
Oh, Alex, you too?
388
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,129
No. Listen, what
I can't figure out
389
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,531
is that hour I had
with her on the phone
390
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,756
was one of the greatest
conversations I've ever had.
391
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,636
A witty, bright, sensitive girl
392
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,672
who came to the
door disappeared.
393
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,995
What happened to her?
394
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,914
Maybe Angela ate her.
395
00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:21,755
It wasn't just her looks.
396
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,292
She was also the
bitterest, surliest
397
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:26,660
most depressing
person I ever met.
398
00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:30,381
So, how come I feel like I
have to go see her again?
399
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,448
I don't know.
400
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,017
You got an answer for that?
401
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,096
Yeah, I feel like
402
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,053
I'm walking away
from a car wreck
403
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,871
with a person trapped inside.
404
00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:39,690
That's true.
405
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,643
I'm going to go see her.
406
00:17:42,679 --> 00:17:43,744
Oh, before I forget
407
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,846
you can give us
that money back now.
408
00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:47,592
Even though we're nowhere near
409
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:49,261
figuring out how to split it.
410
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,512
Hey, listen, Latka found it.
411
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,780
Why don't you
give it all to him?
412
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,021
That's one we didn't think of.
413
00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:55,756
What are you talking about?
414
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:59,026
He doesn't know what to
do with that kind of money.
415
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:00,927
Yeah, he'll
probably just blow it
416
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:02,613
on rent or food or something.
417
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,749
How can you give it to him?
418
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,735
You want to pop
the veins in my head?
419
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:10,888
Here, Latka, take your money.
420
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,642
Okay, you guys.
421
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:23,617
Thank you very much.
422
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,400
Hey, no, no.
423
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:29,723
Latka, Latka, please.
424
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,038
Please, not now.
425
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:02,656
Let's make it seven out of 13.
426
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:10,275
What are you doing this time
427
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,294
praying nobody will be home?
428
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,986
Huh? No. Listen, I just
dropped by because I, I...
429
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,188
Come in if you want.
430
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,340
Okay.
431
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:23,610
I guess I should have
called first, but, uh...
432
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,796
Hey, is this our second date?
433
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,781
I don't know.
434
00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:28,682
Let's say it is.
I've never had one.
435
00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:30,984
Okay, it's our second date.
436
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:34,005
Good, so far it looks like I
haven't been missing anything.
437
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,451
Hey, Angela? Will you just let
me get out what I have to say?
438
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,715
Because I don't want to end up
439
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,094
with us doing that stupid
stuff that we did last night.
440
00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:41,328
You mean falling in love?
441
00:19:41,363 --> 00:19:42,991
Would you like to hear
what I have to say or not?
442
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:43,998
Can I get a drink first?
443
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,878
I have a feeling I'm
going to need a drink.
444
00:19:45,902 --> 00:19:47,201
Yeah, go ahead.
445
00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:48,831
You want anything? No, thanks.
446
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,371
So, what's on your mind?
447
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,542
Well, I, uh...
448
00:19:54,577 --> 00:19:56,009
I don't really know.
449
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:58,011
I, uh...
450
00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:01,665
I guess I would sort of like
to get to know you better.
451
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,650
Why?
452
00:20:02,685 --> 00:20:03,851
Why not?
453
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:06,537
Well, you might not
know to look at me
454
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,557
but I'm not exactly beautiful,
or, uh, even good-looking.
455
00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,026
I'm not quite plain.
456
00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:15,296
Now, feel free to jump
in and stop me anytime.
457
00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:16,430
Hey, come on.
458
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,432
I'm no Robert Redford, you know.
459
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,984
I wouldn't mind looking
like you if I was a man.
460
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,680
Would you want to look like me?
461
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:24,371
Wouldn't be so bad.
462
00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:27,608
I'd, you know, kind
of fix up my hair
463
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:31,845
and, uh... I'd do that
sort of stuff with makeup
464
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,183
and, uh, I'd go to a gym,
and I'd work on myself.
465
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,851
I mean, that's what I would do.
466
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:40,487
Not that I'm saying that
you should do anything.
467
00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:43,340
It's just what I would do.
468
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,560
Okay, let's say I did all
the hairdo and makeup
469
00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:49,029
and everything and
dropped ten or 70 pounds.
470
00:20:49,065 --> 00:20:50,881
Do you think I'd be attractive?
471
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,285
Do you think I'd be attractive?
472
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,438
Yeah, sure, why not?
473
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,106
In a romantic sort of way?
474
00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:01,286
You don't have to answer.
475
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,193
You could just nod.
476
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,112
Hey, look, I'm not, uh...
477
00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:08,982
I haven't been romantically
involved in eight years
478
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:12,570
and I'm not about to
break my streak right now.
479
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,755
Hey, look, but we,
uh... we did have fun
480
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:17,291
talking on the phone
the other day, didn't we?
481
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:19,143
I mean, that was
sort of special.
482
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,479
Hey, look, I swear
I'm not that comfortable
483
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,746
with that many people.
484
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,366
I just think that we
could get to be friends.
485
00:21:26,402 --> 00:21:28,513
I can't believe you came
all the way back here
486
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,115
just because you
forgot to give me
487
00:21:30,139 --> 00:21:31,572
the "let's be friends" speech.
488
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,074
Hey, can we drop that?
489
00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:37,227
I just think I'd like to get to
know you better, that's all.
490
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,713
You want me to open up?
491
00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:41,298
Would that make you happy?
492
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,199
Make you feel like
493
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,770
you did your good
deed for the day?
494
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,171
Okay. Okay.
495
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:49,785
But then you better
plan on sticking around.
496
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,319
Because I'm not
standing here alone
497
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,977
with my insides on the
floor, while you walk out
498
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:56,313
feeling you did the poor
fat girl some big favor
499
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,916
by helping her get in
touch with her feelings.
500
00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:03,103
You want to be a hero?
501
00:22:03,138 --> 00:22:04,583
Then be prepared to stick around
502
00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:06,089
for the rest of the war, okay?
503
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,142
Maybe I will.
504
00:22:09,178 --> 00:22:10,644
But can we start slower...
505
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,229
Like where we
went to high school
506
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,765
and then we'll work up to
your insides on the floor?
507
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:25,609
Hey, Angela, I think we
had a normal moment there.
508
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,944
Huh?
509
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,093
Well, listen, uh, you don't mind
510
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,415
if I get a little clear
511
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,630
on what we're trying
to establish here.
512
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,632
It wouldn't make
you nuts, would it?
513
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,355
No, it would not make me nuts.
514
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,894
So, uh...
515
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,363
so, what it is, is, is...
516
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:50,333
I could call you
whenever I feel like it?
517
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,737
If I need advice,
I could call you?
518
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,140
Yeah.
519
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:01,378
Uh... if you need advice,
you could call me?
520
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,213
Yup.
521
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:06,801
If we have something
interesting happening
522
00:23:06,836 --> 00:23:09,036
we could call each other?
523
00:23:09,071 --> 00:23:11,421
Yeah.
524
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:14,141
We could call just
to shoot the breeze?
525
00:23:15,377 --> 00:23:16,493
Yeah.
526
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:18,863
Yup.
527
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:23,300
Or, uh...
528
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:26,771
if I just need a hug?
529
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:44,472
Uh, you know how long
it's been since I cried?
530
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,373
No.
531
00:23:46,408 --> 00:23:48,241
A half an hour.
532
00:24:26,749 --> 00:24:28,526
Night, Mr. Walters.36302
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