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- Didn't you used to be on the telly?
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- Back in the mists of time, yeah.
- Yeah, what was it called?
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Largin' It, or something?
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Yep, that was one of them. Any coffee?
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You used to go out with Suki Meadows.
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Uh, yeah, just a double espresso.
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I mean, she's everywhere these days,
isn't she?
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What was it like, then?
Going out with her?
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Uh, quite loud, sometimes. But fun.
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What happened to you, then, mate?
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Dunno. Still trying to work that one out.
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Cool. Can you get that for me?
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Sure.
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- Hello. What are you doing here?
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I wanted to catch you
in a hairnet, but I see I'm too late.
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No, you gotta get here before 6:00 a.m.
for that privilege.
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Got a meeting round the corner,
so I thought I'd pop in.
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Marketing. Apparently,
it's not enough to write a book.
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People have to buy it as well.
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Any coffee? I've... I've got better.
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No. No, thanks.
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Well, you've gotta get something.
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Otherwise, I'll eject you
from the premises.
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Where's Callum?
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Oh, he only descends to the shop floor
on special occasions.
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So, how is it?
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Yeah. I mean, like, you know,
I'm the oldest person here.
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People born in the '80s
are telling me what to do,
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but it's... it's interesting, you know.
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- Only complaint is the music.
- What's wrong with it?
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Oh, same four tracks
from 6:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.,
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day in, day out. It's agony.
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Aside from that, yeah, it's really good.
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And it's good with Callum.
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I mean, he likes me to be grateful,
and I am, so that's all right.
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And just as long as I express that
once a day or once an hour.
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Oh.
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Bollocks.
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- Hey, you.
- Hey.
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We've got a VIP guest.
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How are you, Judy Blume?
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And what bollocks
has this one been talking?
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Oh, he was just saying he's loving it.
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Yeah. He's particularly enjoying
the playlist.
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It's shite, isn't it?
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But it does the job.
Get them in, get them out.
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On which, Topsy and Tim,
can you have your playdate later?
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Well, it's just, I need your help.
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Hello.
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Hello, Jazz.
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What kind of day have you had?
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I wish you wouldn't call her that.
She is Jasmine.
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She's not Jazz, Jazzy,
Jazzmatazz, which is just awful, Dexter.
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Jazz Mayhew.
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It sounds like some saxophonist
in some lesbian funk band. Jazz.
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Well, if you're gonna name her Jasmine,
she's going to get called Jazz.
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I didn't name her. We named her.
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It's gonna happen.
I'm just saying I don't like it.
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Fine. I'll change the way
I talk to my daughter.
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Good. I'd like that.
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Sorry.
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It's just been an awful day.
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I just can't bear it
anymore, Dexter.
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It's the noise and the dust.
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You... You said you wanted to renovate.
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Is that a helpful comment right now?
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Noise and dust, all day.
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And no sleep, ever. She won't nap.
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She's awake half the night,
and I'm so shattered.
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And it's making me feel awful.
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And I swear, if I have to walk around
that bloody park again, I'm gonna scream.
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I... I... I walk around the lake,
and then, oh, around the lake,
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and then over to the swings,
and then around the lake again.
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Mommy says I should
just go there for a few weeks
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and just get some R&R.
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Well then, why don't you?
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Because to be honest,
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I can't bear the questions.
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"What's he doing?
What's the long-term plan?"
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-"Do you need more money?"
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Working's better than not working, surely?
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Don't be defensive, Dexter.
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Then why do you
have to tell them anything?
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Let alone everything.
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We're a close family.
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They can tell.
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Tell what?
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I'm just gonna cancel tonight.
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No, don't cancel. You've been
looking forward to it for weeks.
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Well, I'm not really in the mood,
to be honest. A hen night.
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- I'm a bit old for hen nights.
- That's rubbish.
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- And I worry.
- About what?
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- Leaving us on our own?
- Not worry, exactly.
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Well, I'm 33 years old, Sylvie.
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I've been in a house by myself before.
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Anyway, I won't be alone,
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because I'll have Jazz here
to look after me.
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We'll be fine, won't we, Jazz?
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Mine. Jas... Jasmine.
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So put her down around seven, okay?
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- Fine.
- There's plenty of formula.
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And I've pureed the veggies.
They're in the fridge.
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In the fridge, yeah.
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And if she won't take that,
there's ready-made jars in the cupboard,
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but they are only for emergencies, okay?
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Can I give her crisps?
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I can give her crisps, can't I?
Just brush off the salt.
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Oh, for God's sake, Dexter.
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- Ooh.
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You look amazing, by the way.
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Don't look, Jasmine.
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Stop it, Dex.
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That's my taxi.
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Um, look, if there's an emergency,
then call my mobile.
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Okay?
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"Mama."
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"Where you going, Mama?
Don't leave me with this clown."
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- Guess what I just found?
- How many guesses am I allowed?
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None. Remember that mixtape
you made for me when I was traveling?
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Uh, vaguely. I couldn't give you
the track listing, though.
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Well, listen. Listen to the track listing.
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Actually, do you know what?
Just come over.
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No. I'm... I'm at Tilly's, remember?
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Shit, of course. The... the dinner party.
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Mm, well, it's not a party.
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And there's certainly
no evidence of any dinner.
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Come over.
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No. No more babies.
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I mean, Jazz is a very nice example
of one, but no.
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I need intelligent, adult conversation,
and something to eat.
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- And I need a kebab.
- Kebab?
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Ah, can you get one for me too? Pop it
on the District line with a little note.
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Chicken or lamb?
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- Lamb.
- Lamb.
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Okay. I gotta go, Dex.
I will call you tomorrow. Bye.
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Bye, Em.
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- Tills.
- Mixed doner with chips and salad.
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No onion.
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- No onion for me too, please.
- No onion.
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Oh, and can you get some chili sauce?
And some ice cream. It's good for my milk.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Uh, Gray?
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Yes?
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Can't take him to the kebab shop.
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- No.
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Thank you.
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Hey. Aww.
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- Here you go.
- Hmm?
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Oh God.
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- Oh.
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Aww!
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I feel nothing.
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- Sniff his head.
- What? No.
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Sniff his head. I demand it.
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- It's like the back of a watch strap.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, did I say garlic mayo?
- Uh, no.
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Oh, for God...
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- Where's my phone?
- Oh, poor Graham.
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Oh, poor Graham.
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Well, I expelled that child from my body
while he sat there reading the NME.
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Hello.
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I don't know what to say to you,
but you are quite nice.
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Aww!
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Come on.
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Aww.
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Hello.
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- What's that?
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Oh, that is...
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- Uh, it's just some music.
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Jasmine and I were having a little party.
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She's still awake?
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She... She wasn't, but, uh...
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she is now.
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What have you been up to?
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Nothing much.
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Just, you know,
hanging out, watching telly.
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How about you? Uh... having fun?
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It's okay.
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Everyone's off their faces, of course.
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Except you.
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I'm too exhausted to get drunk.
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Where are you? It's very quiet.
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I'm in my hotel room.
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I'm just going to have a lie down
and then go back for the next wave.
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How's Jasmine?
186
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Jasmine is smiling,
aren't you, sweetheart?
187
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Look, it's Mommy on the phone.
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Hello, Jasmine. Can you hear me?
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It's Mommy.
190
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Hello.
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Go on. Say something.
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Uh, it's me again.
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Obviously.
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But you're managing.
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Of course.
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Did you ever doubt me?
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Well, you should, um...
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just... get back to your party.
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I probably should.
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Good night.
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Night, Dexter.
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Wait, uh, Sylvie? Sylvie?
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Mm-hmm?
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Um...
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I just want to say
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I'm working on it.
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- On what?
- All of it.
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The... The whole
husband-father-provider thing.
209
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I'm... I'm working on it.
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- Dexter.
- I am.
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And, uh... the house will get built,
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and Jasmine will sleep.
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And... And it'll all get better.
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Okay? I promise, Sylv. It will.
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We're just feeling our way.
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That's all.
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Mm.
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Yeah.
219
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Um...
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Okay, well,
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have a really nice time.
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See you tomorrow.
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I love you.
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You too.
225
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All okay?
226
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Oh, you know. Not really.
227
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I'm sure he's fine.
228
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He sounded strange.
Maybe I should go home.
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Come on.
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He's fine.
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Try and forget about it.
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- Do you want another drink?
- No.
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- Do you want to lie down?
- Callum!
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For Chrissake, I've given the guy a job.
What else can I do?
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Was that not enough?
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Want me to take you home?
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He's asleep!
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