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You're lovely.
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- Where the hell did you go?
- Mate!
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- Dex, I'm done.
- No, no. Wait.
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- Let me tell you a secret about Cal.
- Dex.
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He didn't get a shag
until he was 22.
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Don't be a dick.
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Yeah.
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Look at him now!
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- I'm off.
- No, wait. What time is it?
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You're a state.
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Fuck!
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Okay. Okay. Come on.
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Mom?
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Hello, hello.
I hope you started without me.
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Started? You're three hours late.
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- You're sweating.
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Blame Prada.
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It's synthetic fibers.
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Present.
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What beautiful wrapping.
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Well, it's not me, I'm afraid.
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No. Yours come in plastic bags,
when they come at all.
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- It's from Emma.
- Lovely Emma Morley?
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- How is she?
- Good.
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Yeah. She's just got her own little place.
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It's tiny.
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She's out all the time.
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New friends.
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Cultured evenings.
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- But you're still friends?
- Course.
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Well, do thank her for me.
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Although you might want
to steer her towards short stories.
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Mom.
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And what about you?
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- Are you happy?
- I'm having a marvelous time.
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- That's not what I asked.
- Look, life is good.
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I present a television show, Mother.
I know you never watch it.
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I have watched it.
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I watched it last week, in fact.
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Did you?
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And what did you think?
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What do you want me to say, Dexter?
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I don't care for the program.
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Well, it's not for people like you, is it?
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I just don't understand why you need
to humiliate people all the time.
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- We don't humiliate people.
- "Britain's ugliest girlfriend"?
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It's a silly late-night show.
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Post pub.
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Don't overthink it.
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How about...
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I'm afraid the afternoon's
rather taken it out of me.
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I'm going to go and have to lie down.
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Of course. All right.
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I was bright as a button at midday.
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As the day goes on, I sort of wither.
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I'll need some help.
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Of course, yeah. Um...
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Uh...
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I can walk now.
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I just need your help up the stairs.
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- Oh!
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- Sorry.
- It's all right. It's all right.
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Um...
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- Shall I open the window?
- Ah, leave it.
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Oh, it's... it's just a bit close.
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You're staying the night, aren't you?
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Uh, actually,
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I... I can't.
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I've got plans.
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Oh.
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It's a film premiere.
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- Princess Di will be there.
- Oh, well.
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- When Princess Di calls...
- Yeah.
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You'll stay for supper, though?
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Six o'clock?
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Of course. I'll be there.
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Sleep well.
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Goodbye, darling.
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Oh, you've arrived.
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- Where's your mother?
- Sleeping. She was tired.
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Where do you think you're going?
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To my room.
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Dexter.
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Dexter.
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Dexter.
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Dexter. It's time to wake up.
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- You've missed the whole day.
- What time is it?
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After seven.
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I'm afraid your father
is very angry with you.
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Well...
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What's new?
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Are you?
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I'm angry
with everyone these days.
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Good God.
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Did I really wear this?
It's a bit over-the-top, don't you think?
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It's beautiful.
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Mm.
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- And you looked beautiful in it.
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- Even my friends fancied you.
- Oh, Dexter!
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They did.
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That's my first tux.
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Yes.
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You've had everything
you ever could have wanted.
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I know.
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And you've done nothing with it.
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Mm, what?
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Money, schooling.
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I've not done nothing. Uh...
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Uh... I'm a presenter on a TV show.
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I'm a celebrity, actually.
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Mom...
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I think that you have it in you
to be a fine young man.
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Exceptional, even. I always have.
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But you're not there yet, Dexter.
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You're a long way off.
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And I'm afraid the
person you have become...
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is not very nice.
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I'm sorry.
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Mom.
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I love you.
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- I'll... I'll... I'll stay tonight.
- No, no, no.
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- I will. I... I... I want to.
- Dexter.
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- Come back next time and...
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start again.
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I've hidden them.
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You've what?
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I've hidden your car keys, Dexter,
because you're drunk.
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I... I'm not drunk.
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I'm hungover.
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That's all!
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Why didn't you wake me?
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I tried.
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Well, you couldn't have tried very hard.
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You arrive late,
sleep all day, miss two meals,
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and this is somehow my fault?
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You can pick your car up
on Saturday when you're sober.
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I'll give you a lift to the station.
Come on.
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You're a grown man, Dexter.
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Your mother loves you very much.
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We both do.
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But in whatever time
your mother has left, if you ever...
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ever turn up
at our door in that state again,
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I will not let you in.
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Do you understand?!
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I... I...
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I carried her up the stairs.
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So?
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I... I put her into bed.
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Go home, Dexter.
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Now.
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Leave a message. I'll get back to you
as soon as I can. Thanks.
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Hi there, Emma.
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It's Dexter here.
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Emma, well, I'm, uh...
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I'm calling because I'm... I'm
at this train station near home.
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Um... I just came from Mom and Dad's.
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And, uh, well...
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what are you doing tonight?
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I've got... I've got
these tickets to a premiere.
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It's Basic Instinct.
Uh, it's meant to be pretty steamy.
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Princess Di
will be there, apparently.
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Well, I mean, probably not, but
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maybe. Who knows?
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Uh, okay, I'm... I'm waffling now.
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Just pick up the phone, Emma.
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If you're there...
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If you're there, just pick up.
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Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
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Oh, shit. God, I just remembered.
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You've got your...
your hot date tonight.
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Okay, well, give me a call
when you get in.
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If you get in.
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But seriously, do, um... do call me.
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Anytime.
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Just been an unbelievably,
unbelievably shitty day, Em.
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Anyway,
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you have a great night,
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and, uh...
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I want to hear all the details,
you heartbreaker, you.
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Oh, God.
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Hiya.
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Hi.
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- Oh my... Oh.
- Oh. Uh...
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Oh. Sorry, can we...
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- No, don't do that.
- Ah. I fucked the olives.
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Not... Not literally, I hasten to add.
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Um...
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- Chair or banquette?
- What?
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I went for chairs, but would you
have preferred a banquette?
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Oh no, a chair is fine. Yeah.
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Funny word, banquette.
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Uh, not really. It's French.
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"Bown-ki-et."
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It's... Uh, it's just French.
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- Do I have something on my face?
- No. No. It's...
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No. You just look... You look so lovely.
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Ah, thanks.
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You look... You look quite nice as well.
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Oh.
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Any drinks?
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Uh, yeah. I'd love a vodka and tonic.
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Very good. Is that a double?
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- Oh God, is that too reckless?
- Oh, proceed, fair maiden.
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And for you, sir?
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I'll hang on for the wine. Grazie.
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- Feel a real warmth from that man.
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Well, fancy restaurant, rude waiter.
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- It's the law.
- You think it's fancy?
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Yeah, quite fancy.
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- Do you know what you want yet?
- Ooh...
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- Minute steak looks good.
- Mm.
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Or is that minute steak?
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As in, is it cooked for 60 seconds?
Or is it just a really small steak?
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I'm sure you can check when you order.
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How about you?
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Penne for your thoughts?
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-"Penne for your thoughts."
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Idiot.
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I got you a beer. You like beer, right?
We can swap if you like.
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Miss Morley, you trying to seduce me?
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Mm. I'm trying to sedate you.
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Stop being so nervous, right?
It's only me.
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Your old mucker from London's
second-worst Mexican restaurant.
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Second worst?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Time Out, last week.
- Oof.
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I loved working there.
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No. No. Stop. It took me six months
to get that out of my head.
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Yeah, but don't you find yourself
doing the steps?
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You'd be stood waiting for the bus,
then your feet start going...
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No. No. Stop. Stop.
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And just to be clear,
so there's no arguments later,
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we are going Dutch tonight.
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- Emma, no.
- It's 1992, for Chrissake.
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- A woman can pay for her half of dinner.
- Yeah, but you're not a woman.
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I mean, uh... You are a woman,
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but you're... you're a student.
That's... That's what I meant.
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Not for much longer.
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I had my first job interview today
to teach English and drama.
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Oh?
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How'd it go?
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Yeah, good.
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Yes!
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Would you like a wine to suit the meal?
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Um...
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Yes.
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Uh...
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"A voluptuous mouthful of forest fire
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with a back note
of exploding toffee apple."
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Never anything unexpected, is it?
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Flavors of bacon Wotsits
with a succulent back note of giraffe.
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- Ian?
- Yeah?
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Stop.
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Might I suggest the Valpolicella?
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Mm. Oh...
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Blackberries and vanilla, it says here.
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Do you like blackberries and vanilla?
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I love them.
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So you did it. You said
you were gonna do it. You did it.
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Well, I mean, hey. Don't be fooled.
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There's actually real
vanity to it, teaching.
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I'm hoping it's gonna play out
like Dead Poets Society.
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Just all adulation
and no marking.
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- It's brilliant, Em.
- Mm, I don't know about that.
265
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,816
I'm just happy to be doing something
so I can endlessly stop pondering
266
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,960
whatever the hell it is I should be doing.
267
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,480
Sorry.
268
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,280
- I'm talking incessantly.
- No, you're not.
269
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,680
I love hearing you talk.
270
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,000
Uh, so, uh, do you, um...
Do you still see any of the old gang?
271
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,800
- Like Paddy or Scotty or anyone?
- Oh, uh...
272
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,600
- Yeah. Well, sometimes.
- Yeah.
273
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,560
- We have a few pints. A few laughs.
- Mm.
274
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,320
How about you?
275
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,280
Are you... Are you still mates with Dexter?
276
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,920
"Make some noise."
277
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,080
He's, uh...
He's doing all right for himself.
278
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,720
Yeah.
279
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,520
He's having a bit of a hard time of it
at the moment. His mom's ill,
280
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,600
and he's not taking it very well.
281
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,720
Oh.
282
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,120
I'm sorry to hear that.
283
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,200
Mm.
284
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,480
Well, anyway, that's good, then,
that you're still around for him.
285
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,320
Never really liked him, I guess.
286
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,440
No. I remember that.
287
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,520
Mm.
288
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:48,480
In fact, I... I always thought
he took you a bit for granted.
289
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,760
Shit.
290
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,240
Um...
291
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,920
Was that necessary, Ian?
292
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,080
No, it was not.
293
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,560
Sorry, Emma.
294
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,680
It's, um...
295
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,560
Well, it's... It's none of my business.
296
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,360
No, it's fine.
297
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,640
- Shall we do that thing?
- Hmm?
298
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,400
Or...
299
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,400
Or we could get another bottle.
300
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Mm.
301
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,760
God. I am wasted.
302
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,560
- Are you?
- No.
303
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,320
- Not at all.
304
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,000
I could fly a commercial aircraft
long haul.
305
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,080
Ah.
306
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,880
Hey, I'm sorry about all those gags
at the start.
307
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,320
- Mm-hmm.
- It was...
308
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,040
I think what it is, is if you're at school
309
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,120
and you're not smart, popular, whatever,
then one day you say something,
310
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,000
and someone laughs,
you just grab onto it, don't you?
311
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:16,640
You think, "I'm... I'm shit at sport,
I'm quite short, and nobody fancies me."
312
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,880
But at least I can make people laugh.
313
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Not you.
314
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,840
Other people.
315
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,040
- You get a bit reliant on it.
316
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:31,480
'Cause if you're not funny,
you're not... anything.
317
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,400
I don't believe that.
318
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,440
- What?
- That no one fancied you.
319
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,960
Well, documentary evidence
would seem to suggest otherwise.
320
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,800
Well, I'm here.
321
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,680
Aren't I?
322
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,640
God. Uh, I'm trying to be cool.
323
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,000
But I can't,
324
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,640
because I am just...
325
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,480
quite happy to be seeing you again.
326
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,600
I really, really like you, Emma.
327
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,240
I think you are
328
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,360
the absolute bollocks.
329
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,880
Mm.
330
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,600
- Blackberries and vanilla.
331
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,800
Me again.
332
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,440
I know you're out with laughing boy,
333
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:56,320
but I just wanted to say I've decided
not to go to the premiere in the end.
334
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,440
- If you want to come round later...
335
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,120
I mean, I'd like that.
336
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,560
I'll pay for your taxi.
You can stay over, so...
337
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,560
Me again.
338
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,840
Just checking in.
339
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,120
A bit drunk now, actually.
340
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,360
You know, I've been thinking.
341
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,960
You're a great thing, Emma Morley.
342
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,160
Oh figs.
343
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,400
Guess who.
344
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,000
- Where are you, you dirty stop-out?
345
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,320
Oh, well.
346
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,280
Call me anytime.
347
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,000
I'm not going anywhere.
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