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It's beautiful, isn't it?
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It's all right.
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Keep up.
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So what happens now?
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Uh, I'll go find us somewhere.
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Do you wanna wait here?
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No way. I'm coming.
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Can I take that?
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Nope.
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Right. Rule number one.
No flirting with me or with anyone else.
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Well, that's easy. I don't flirt.
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Here.
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Well, there goes rule number two.
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What time does the seminar start?
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Oh. Depends.
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How long will it take you
to learn how to read?
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There's that Northern charm.
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Try this. Love and mortality
in communist Prague.
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Ah. Well, this looks...
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unbearable.
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Factor 30?
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I still burn.
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I need cream. Everyone needs cream.
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Can I help you?
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Do you want me to do your back?
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Go on, then.
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Scooped quite low, isn't it?
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Good job I didn't put it on backwards.
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Excuse me.
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- Hi there.
- Aren't you that bloke off the telly?
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Uh... um, I might be.
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Largin' It, isn't it?
The program you're on.
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Yeah, that's the one.
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I knew it. Are you on the TV too?
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No, I work in a restaurant.
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Well, part-time. As manager.
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Packing it in soon, though.
Training to be a teacher.
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- Uh...
- Maybe we'll see you lot later, then?
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- Uh, grab a beer or something.
- Yeah.
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Mm.
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Oh my God.
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What?
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You appear to be very slightly famous.
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Does that happen a lot?
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No. No, that's never happened before.
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Yeah.
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- That was weird.
- By weird, do you mean amazing?
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- What? Oh.
- Oh.
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- Look at you. Delighted, I can see it.
- Shut up.
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Absolutely bloody delighted!
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Stop! Stop!
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- Last one in the sea's a minor celebrity.
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- It's not gonna change you, is it?
- What?
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Slight fame.
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- God, I hate that word.
- What, "slight"?
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Oh, come on.
You've probably never even watched it.
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Course I've watched it.
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And?
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- Oh, just tell me what you think.
- Okay.
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Well, I think the program's
a bit like being screamed at for an hour
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by a drunk with a strobe light.
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Okay. That's fair.
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What about me?
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I mean, am... am I any good as a presenter?
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Yes.
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Yeah, you're good. You... you are.
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You're warm and funny, and...
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I suppose some people
might even find you attractive.
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Hmm.
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- Look.
- What?
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Naked!
Everyone on that beach is naked.
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Should we?
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What?
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Go and join them. Move over to that beach.
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Uh, alas, we're prevented by rule four.
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No nudity.
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It's not a rule. It's a guideline.
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No, it's a rule.
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Well, we've already broken the bed one.
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So...
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All the more reason
to rigorously enforce the rest.
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Why don't you go?
I'll try to tear my eyes away.
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I just thought
we might be more comfortable.
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More comfortable?
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No, I don't think
I would be more comfortable.
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Besides, I don't think your girlfriend
would be very pleased.
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Ah, Ingrid wouldn't care.
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She's very open-minded, Ingrid.
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- She'd have had her top off in departures.
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Of course,
there's not much I haven't seen.
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What's that?
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I'm just saying.
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Remember? Grad ball?
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If I close my eyes,
I can still picture it.
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Mm. Oh my God.
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Yep. Our one night of love.
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Oy!
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There you are,
in your nuclear disarmament T-shirt.
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Mm, drunk.
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- Not that drunk.
- Mm, drunk enough.
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In fact, I've blanked it out.
Like a car crash.
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It was a fun night. Come on.
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You, with your big dreams
and your washed-out C&A pants.
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What?
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You.
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-"C&A pants." You're funny sometimes.
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Am I?
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Yeah. Every now and then.
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Hmm.
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You should be on TV.
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- Who wants first shower?
- Oh, you go for it.
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I'm gonna sit out here.
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Shit.
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Oh fuck.
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- It's free.
- Hmm?
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Maybe we should just stay here all week.
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Not island-hop. Just stay here.
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Maybe.
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You think you'd get bored?
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Uh-uh.
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Happy, then?
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So what now?
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Whatever you want.
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Hmm...
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Scrabble.
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Uh, this was expressly negotiated.
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Rule five.
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Was that a rule?
I thought it was more of a guideline.
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Okay. Dinner, then. I'm starving.
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Done.
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Apparently, they have this thing
called "Greek salad."
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Do you think
we'll get sick of each other,
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staying here for eight days?
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No.
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We might.
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And in case we do...
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I had an idea.
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Let's tell each other something
that the other person doesn't know.
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Like a secret?
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Like a secret.
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Every night for the rest of the holiday.
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- Cool. Okay.
- Mm-hmm?
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You first.
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- No, no. You first.
- Why me first?
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'Cause you've got
a bottomless supply to choose from.
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Okay.
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Hmm.
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Okay, here goes.
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Mm-hmm?
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I got off with a guy.
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I mean, it... it wasn't a big deal.
I was off my face, but...
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Continue.
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Uh, well, I was on this hard-core night.
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"Sex Face," in a club called Strap
in Vauxhall.
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"Sex Face" at Strap?
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Anyway, I was there
with Ingrid and some of her mates,
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and I was dancing,
and this guy comes up to me,
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chaps and a harness, and...
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he just started kissing me,
so I kissed him back.
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And, um, did you enjoy it?
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It was all right.
I mean, a mouth's just a mouth.
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Oh, "A mouth is just a mouth."
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- Dex, you have the soul of a poet.
- You know what I mean.
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What did Ingrid say?
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She just laughed. She doesn't mind.
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- She's bisexual, anyway.
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Yeah, of course. Course she is.
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That's what we're supposed to do
at our age, isn't it?
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Experimenting?
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Are we?
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No one tells me anything.
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Don't give me that...
that robot nun routine.
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You must have got up to stuff. So come on.
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Your turn.
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Mm. Okay.
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Yeah. Let me think.
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Go on.
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After we met at graduation,
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before we became, you know, pals...
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I had a bit of a crush on you.
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Well, not a bit of a crush, actually.
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A massive crush, for ages.
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I wrote poetry and everything.
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Poetry?
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Yeah, I'm not proud of myself.
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Well, I'm sorry, Em, but...
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that doesn't count.
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Why not?
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Because you said it had to be something
that the other person didn't know.
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Oh my God, you're so annoying.
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- How did you know?
- Tilly told me.
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Oh God, Tilly.
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So what happened to it? This crush?
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Just suppose it was something
you get over in time. Like shingles.
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No, really. What happened?
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I got to know you.
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And then...
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cured.
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Can we get the bill?
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Want to go down to the beach?
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All right, I'm going for a swim.
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You coming?
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Are you insane?
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Come on!
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- I'll drown!
- No, you won't.
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Come on. It'll sober us up.
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I haven't got my... Oh my God.
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Whoo!
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- Come in!
- No chance!
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It's lovely!
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Emma, come on!
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Come on!
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You know you want to.
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- Whoo!
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Why are you such a prude?
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Turn around!
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It's so warm!
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Come on, Em.
Before the sun comes up.
219
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So this is it, then?
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- What is?
- Skinny-dipping.
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It is. What do you think?
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Very larky!
223
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That's a very soulful face.
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- You're not doing a wee, are ya?
- No.
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- No.
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Sorry for being a bit dickish
in the restaurant.
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It's all right. I'm used to it.
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I mean, I felt the same.
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I didn't write any poetry or anything,
but I fancied you.
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I fancy you.
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It's just my problem is that I...
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I fancy pretty much everyone.
233
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I just don't think
I'm ready for a relationship.
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I... I think, um...
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I think we'd want different things.
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But if you...
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if you wanted a bit of fun,
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no strings, no obligations,
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I'd be up for it.
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I'll take that as a "No, thanks."
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It's weird, you know.
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How you like to keep me warm.
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What?
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It's like you want me to still fancy you.
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Like it's a...
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a necessary condition
of the cosmos or something.
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That I should always just be
off to one side somewhere,
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twinkling away for you.
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Em, I don't think that's true.
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You're... You're not, though, are you?
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Twinkling?
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No.
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Night, Dex.
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Night.
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