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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:04,297 (lively jazz music) 2 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:19,769 - [Jeffrey] I love sex! 3 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,771 It's just one of the truly great ideas. 4 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,356 I mean, just the fact 5 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,568 that our bodies have this built-in capacity for joy, 6 00:00:26,569 --> 00:00:28,904 oh, just, it makes me love God. 7 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:30,197 Yes! 8 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,406 (fireworks bursting) 9 00:00:31,407 --> 00:00:36,370 (moaning) (lively jazz music) 10 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:48,382 Sorry. 11 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,217 - [Man] What? 12 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,051 - [Jeffrey] It broke. 13 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:51,051 - [Man] It broke? 14 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:52,803 - [Jeffrey] Don't worry. 15 00:00:52,804 --> 00:00:54,387 - [Man] It broke? 16 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,431 - [Jeffrey] It's okay. 17 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:57,849 - It broke?! 18 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:02,813 (panting) (lively jazz music) 19 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,658 - Let's just cuddle. 20 00:01:14,659 --> 00:01:15,493 - [Jeffrey] Cuddle? 21 00:01:15,494 --> 00:01:18,119 - Like little bunnies or little babies. 22 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,330 It's so much better. 23 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:21,706 Safer. 24 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,291 - Than what? 25 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,709 - Than sex. 26 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,961 - That's my latest medical test. 27 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:26,796 - Mm-hm. 28 00:01:26,797 --> 00:01:29,381 . The results of my blood test from a month ago. 29 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:30,590 - A month ago? 30 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,467 - Last week. 31 00:01:31,468 --> 00:01:32,759 - Last week? 32 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,135 - This afternoon. 33 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,263 - I'm also gonna need to know the name of your internist, 34 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,390 your most recent X-rays, your passport, 35 00:01:38,391 --> 00:01:40,684 and a list of your previous sexual contacts. 36 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:43,812 - But isn't that a little extreme? 37 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,189 - Do you want the apartment? 38 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,608 (lively jazz music) 39 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:49,443 (gasps) 40 00:01:49,444 --> 00:01:52,405 (lively jazz music) 41 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:11,256 - No! 42 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,927 (panting) 43 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:19,806 No, I can't take it. 44 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,182 It's insane. 45 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,350 Enough. 46 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:26,605 Sex is too sacred to be treated this way. 47 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:31,319 Sex was never meant to be safe or negotiated or fatal. 48 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:34,321 So I really did it. 49 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,532 This guy... 50 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:41,120 I'm in bed with him, and he starts crying. 51 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,914 So he says... 52 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,043 - I'm sorry. 53 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,129 It's just... 54 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,051 This used to be so much fun. 55 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,181 - So, no sex. 56 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,682 Not for me. 57 00:03:03,476 --> 00:03:04,352 Done. 58 00:03:04,353 --> 00:03:07,145 - Excuse me, where's Third Avenue? 59 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:09,731 (sighs) 60 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:10,857 - It's right over there. 61 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:11,941 - Thanks a lot. 62 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,610 - Sure, any time. 63 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:14,654 Don't mention it. 64 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,571 Welcome. 65 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,157 Welcome. 66 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,158 And you know what? 67 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,036 Oh. 68 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,537 It's gonna be fine. 69 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,207 Because I am a naturally cheerful person 70 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:30,502 and I will find a substitute for sex. 71 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:34,965 Sex Light, Sex Helper, I Can't Believe It's Not Sex! 72 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,885 I'll find a great new way to live, and a way to be happy. 73 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:42,263 So no sex. 74 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:44,057 No sex! 75 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:48,436 I'm ready, I'm willing, let's go. 76 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,271 (upbeat music) 77 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:55,236 (metal clanking) (upbeat music) 78 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,534 That's the answer. 79 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:06,037 I'll just pour all my physical needs into working out. 80 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,457 No sex, just sweat. 81 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,419 Can I get a spot? 82 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,922 (upbeat music) 83 00:04:22,138 --> 00:04:25,599 (lively orchestral music) 84 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,441 - You got it. 85 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,070 How much do you want... 86 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,155 On? 87 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:43,658 - 45s. 88 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:46,661 - I just joined. 89 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,457 You like it here? 90 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,417 - Yeah, a lot. 91 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,003 Yeah. 92 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,339 - Steve. 93 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,550 - Jeffrey. 94 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:01,385 (coughs) 95 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:02,385 Jeff. 96 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,680 - You okay? 97 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:06,515 - Yeah. 98 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,515 Sure. 99 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,104 Oh. 100 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,815 (snorts) 101 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,568 (upbeat music) 102 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,821 - So, do you want to... 103 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:24,991 Do your set? 104 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,119 - Oh, yeah. 105 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,120 Sure. 106 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,500 (panting) 107 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:36,711 - Ready? 108 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:38,671 - Oh, yeah. 109 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,217 (upbeat music) 110 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:48,098 - One, two, that's right, three, four. 111 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,100 You love it. 112 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,061 Come on, come on. 113 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,061 Five. 114 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,190 Six. 115 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,734 One more, come on. 116 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:00,569 Get ready. 117 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:02,695 I'm with you, don't stop. 118 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,198 Push it, push it, you want it, you need it. 119 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:08,451 Come on, give me everything, every ounce, every drop. 120 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,662 Pump it, pump it, baby. 121 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,288 Oh, my God, you are too much. 122 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,999 You are the best, you are the most, you are the king. 123 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,669 You're there, you're doing it. 124 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:18,504 (groaning) 125 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,338 Come to papa. 126 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:20,339 You're on it. 127 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:21,339 Go, go, go. 128 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,802 (groaning) 129 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:27,972 (panting) 130 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,598 Great set. 131 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,810 - You, too, I mean... 132 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,937 Thanks for the spot. 133 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,105 - Any time. 134 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:40,317 You look, oof, great! 135 00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:42,694 - Thanks. 136 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,406 - You look terrific. 137 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:47,782 - Jeffrey 138 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:49,659 Jeff. 139 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:51,537 - Yeah? 140 00:06:51,538 --> 00:06:55,916 - What would happen if I kissed you, right now? 141 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:00,962 - What? 142 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,966 - You want to? 143 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,676 (upbeat music) 144 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,012 - Uh, I have to... 145 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,471 The water fountain. 146 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,307 - [Steve] Chicken shit! 147 00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:13,474 - I am not, I'm dehydrated, I need carbs. 148 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,851 - Get ready. - No, I need 149 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:15,769 to work on my abs. 150 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,729 I need a protein shake. 151 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:18,771 Do you like amino acids? - You bet. 152 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,317 (upbeat music) 153 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,572 - Oh, man! - Gross! 154 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:29,657 That's disgusting. - I'm gonna puke. 155 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,784 - [Both Girls] Aw! 156 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,330 (upbeat music) 157 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:40,877 - No. 158 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,380 (upbeat music) 159 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:52,764 (traffic humming) 160 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:53,641 (car honking) 161 00:07:53,642 --> 00:07:55,725 (tires screeching) 162 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,311 (groaning) 163 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,312 Oh, Jesus! 164 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,648 (groaning) 165 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,193 (bell ringing) 166 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,449 Thank you. 167 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,994 (bell ringing) 168 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:23,419 (cheerful instrumental music) 169 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,505 - You saw Mother Teresa? 170 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:26,882 - I swear, she helped me up. 171 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:29,801 - But how did she look? 172 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:30,678 - Oh, I don't know. 173 00:08:30,679 --> 00:08:32,053 She was walking. 174 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:32,888 She looked great. 175 00:08:32,889 --> 00:08:34,640 - Oh, please, she's had work done. 176 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:41,855 Can I do this? 177 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,025 Or do I look like some sort of gay superhero? 178 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,404 - Sterling, I think I'm giving up sex. 179 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:50,530 - You are? 180 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:51,490 - Why? 181 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:53,658 - Well, I just think it's time. 182 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,951 I mean, I love sex so much, 183 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,452 but everything has gotten too scary. 184 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,578 It's too overwhelming. 185 00:08:57,579 --> 00:09:00,289 - My dear, what you need is a relationship. 186 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,125 - A relationship? 187 00:09:01,126 --> 00:09:03,710 - Hm, and shoes. 188 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,670 . If you had a boyfriend, then you'd relax. 189 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,589 You'd set the rules once, then everything will be fine. 190 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,675 That's what Darius and I did, and we've been together now 191 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,427 for almost two years. 192 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,387 - Yes, but Darius is a dancer. 193 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,763 He's in Cats. 194 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:16,889 - Oh, my! 195 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,725 - Exactly. 196 00:09:17,726 --> 00:09:19,852 I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person. 197 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:24,063 I mean, I really do love Darius. 198 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,398 I love his body. 199 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,941 I love his smile. 200 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,735 He has great hands and feet. 201 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,904 I mean, on some dancers, the toes are all smashed, 202 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,197 and I would just simply say: 203 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:37,201 "Sorry, Misha, not without socks." 204 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,455 Oh, and Darius loves me. 205 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:41,498 Lord knows why. 206 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:43,709 - And how is Darius? 207 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:45,293 Is he back in the show? 208 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,796 - Of course, he's fine. 209 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,798 It's just a reaction to the AZT. 210 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,467 They adjusted the dose. 211 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:53,968 He's great! 212 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:54,969 - Of course. 213 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,724 (gentle jazz music) 214 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,727 - You think I don't know how I sound. 215 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,103 Of course I know. 216 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,439 But I have made a decision. 217 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,691 I've always been lucky, all my life. 218 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,026 Well, obviously. 219 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,779 And I intend to stay lucky. 220 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,780 N'est-ce pas? 221 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,281 - And you still have sex? 222 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,033 - Of course. 223 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,744 Safe sex, the best. 224 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,745 Two cappuccinos. 225 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,164 Thank you, darling, big kiss. 226 00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:24,999 The earring, fun. 227 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,250 Last year. 228 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,337 I mean, Jeffrey, it's just sex. 229 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:33,091 - Just sex? 230 00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:38,055 (lively jazz music) (audience cheering) 231 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:43,851 - Hi, I'm Skip Winkley, and welcome to It's Just Sex. 232 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,896 The show where we explore human sexuality 233 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,898 and win big prizes. 234 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,900 (audience cheering) 235 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,694 And what a great group of contestants we have today. 236 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,154 - Three gay men. 237 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:55,989 - Hi, Skip. 238 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,490 - Hey, Skip. 239 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,491 - Bisexual. 240 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,619 - Oh, me too. 241 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,578 - Now it's time to play It's Just Sex. 242 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,456 Remember, each question may have more 243 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,083 than one correct answer. 244 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,502 The most stylish reply wins. 245 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,920 (audience cheering) 246 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:11,963 Thank you, Cheryl. 247 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,756 Isn't she lovely? 248 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:14,966 Look who I'm asking. 249 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,467 (laughs) 250 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,844 Question number one. 251 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,889 What seemingly harmless events can now be fatal 252 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,267 if they occur during sex? 253 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:27,186 (machines whistle) 254 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,521 - A paper cut. 255 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,273 - Recent dental work. 256 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:32,066 - Fluorescent lighting. 257 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,609 - Correct, for 100 points! 258 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,986 (audience cheering) 259 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,613 Question number two. 260 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,118 Who is your favorite sexual fantasy? 261 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:45,037 (machines whistle) 262 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,665 - Denzel Washington. 263 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,167 - That guy at the gym. 264 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:50,252 - Yoko Ono. 265 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,714 To see the apartment. 266 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,632 - Correct again, for 100 points! 267 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,593 (audience cheering) 268 00:11:57,594 --> 00:12:00,845 And now, our bonus round, where everything can change. 269 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,639 For 500 points. 270 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,684 Let's say there's a fellow who just loves having sex 271 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:07,811 more than anything. 272 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,397 What will happen to him 273 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:15,110 if he just flat out, dag-nabbit, stops? 274 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,945 - Oh, my. 275 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,280 - Ooh. 276 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:20,948 (machine quacks) 277 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,117 - Skip, my answer is this: 278 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,952 if the fellow stops having sex 279 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,663 he will pour himself into his career 280 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,790 and all that rechanneled energy 281 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,084 will create incredible career karma 282 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,214 and he'll be a huge success, and fantastically happy. 283 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:37,799 (machine whistles) 284 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,217 - Absolutely right! 285 00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:42,137 (audience cheering) 286 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,891 - [Jeffrey] Oh, my God! 287 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:47,726 - Hold it. 288 00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:49,644 Hold it, the judges have a question. 289 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:53,064 Nothing really, just a minor technicality. 290 00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:57,735 It is true that a soaring career will compensate for no sex, 291 00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,864 but what exactly is your career? 292 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,034 - Well, I'm an actor... 293 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:04,868 Waiter. 294 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:05,786 - Which means... 295 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,496 - I win! 296 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,122 (machine whistles) 297 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:15,045 (audience cheering) (lively jazz music) 298 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,341 - Okay, so I'm an unemployed actor. 299 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,594 But I'm talented. 300 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,637 I think I am. 301 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,682 Last week, I read for a part on a TV show. 302 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,559 - Read page 33. 303 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,228 The show is Manhattan Precinct. 304 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:35,189 The role is Police Officer number two. 305 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:38,276 Now, remember, there are no small parts. 306 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,152 Ah! 307 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:41,320 Actually, there are. 308 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,156 All right, you've just burst in 309 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,285 on the evil ghetto drug lord. 310 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,286 - Okay. 311 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,538 - You can go out and come in. 312 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:51,539 Go. 313 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,210 (Jeffrey clears throat) 314 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,211 Action! 315 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,672 - Hold it right there, Diego. 316 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,715 Freeze. 317 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:01,924 - You're a hero. 318 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,926 You mean business. - Yeah. 319 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,261 - Go again. 320 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,262 - Okay. 321 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,309 - [Casting Director] Action! 322 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,644 - Hold it right there, Diego. 323 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,021 Freeze! 324 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,480 - You loathe him. 325 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,690 You scorn him. 326 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,317 Make me feel it. 327 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,401 It's more. 328 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,236 - [Jeffrey] Yeah. 329 00:14:21,237 --> 00:14:22,737 - It's prime time! 330 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,363 Action! 331 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,198 - Huh! 332 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,490 Hold it right there, Diego! 333 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,534 Freeze! 334 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,078 Hold it right there, Diego. 335 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,079 Freeze! 336 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,667 Hold it right there, Diego! 337 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,673 God, I just hate you! 338 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,344 (panting) 339 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:50,306 - Perhaps you'd like to read for our gay role. 340 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,307 Lance. 341 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,352 The neighbor. 342 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,524 - Which is why I am a waiter, 343 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,612 a cater-waiter to be exact. 344 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,238 I work at parties. 345 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,825 It's a lot of fun, actually, because I get to go everywhere. 346 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,662 Private homes, tents in Central Park, hotels. 347 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,499 It's like gay National Guard. 348 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,500 - [Man] Jeffrey! 349 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,461 (Jeffrey sighs) 350 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:24,215 - For anyone at all, you've ignored me, but I don't mind, 351 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:27,177 because I've tried on your fur. 352 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,179 - Good evening, everyone. 353 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,056 (microphone squealing) 354 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,308 I'm Ann Marwood-Bartle. 355 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,519 (people murmuring) 356 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,563 And I'd like to welcome you all to country-western night 357 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:43,442 here at the Essex House, a hoedown for AIDS. 358 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,486 (audience cheering) 359 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,280 (laughing) 360 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,493 The red ribbon I wear stands for AIDS awareness. 361 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,455 The lavender ribbon is in memory of those who have died. 362 00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,209 The pink ribbon is for breast cancer. 363 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,544 And the... 364 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,839 Oh, the diamond spray is a gift of my first husband. 365 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,383 (laughing) 366 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,386 Come on, everybody, chow down. 367 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,929 (lively country music) 368 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,210 Oh, look at me, I'm a cowperson. 369 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,394 (lively country music) 370 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,689 - Hey, I need an Absolut and tonic, and two spritzers. 371 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,901 (lively country music) 372 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:29,363 (gasps) 373 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,781 Wow. 374 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,659 - Boy, I was hoping I'd run into you. 375 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,580 I wanted to apologize about the other day at the gym. 376 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,706 I came on a little strong. 377 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,583 - Oh, no, no, no, no, you were great. 378 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,044 I'm sorry I took off, I was acting weird. 379 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,921 I'm an actor. 380 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,631 - I thought so. 381 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,133 Have I seen you in something? 382 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,720 - Well, did you see Manhattan Precinct two weeks ago? 383 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,890 End of the show, the gay neighbor? 384 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,060 - Hold it right there, Diego. 385 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,061 Freeze! 386 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,691 - Oh, my God! 387 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,692 Shoot him! 388 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,320 - You were great! 389 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:11,906 (lively country music) 390 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,324 - Hao. 391 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,325 - Why? 392 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,914 - So, what do you really do? 393 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,166 - Actually, really? - Hm. 394 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,418 - I'm a bartender. - Oh. 395 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:28,715 . I sort of acted and I sort of wrote, but mostly, I... 396 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,009 - You what? 397 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,054 - Watch you. 398 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:38,891 - You do? 399 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,292 - [Native American Waiter] He does. 400 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,896 - Spritzers, table 15. 401 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:44,897 Roundup! 402 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,609 - Nice work, Little Feather. 403 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,444 Bitch. 404 00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:50,945 - Squaw. 405 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:54,698 - Now, is everyone ready to kick up their heels 406 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,702 and rustle their petticoats for a new outpatient lounge?! 407 00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,703 - [Audience] Yeah! 408 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,877 - Cowhands, cowgirls, I give you a very special treat. 409 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,547 They've been practicing for weeks. 410 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:14,469 Let's give a big whoop-dee-i-aye to Dr. Sidney Greenblatt 411 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,805 and his Mount Sinai Ramblers! 412 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,725 (audience cheering) 413 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,816 (lively country music) 414 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,535 ♪ Swing your partner, round you go ♪ 415 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,371 ♪ Allemande left and do-si-do ♪ 416 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,000 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 417 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,336 - Do you have a lover? 418 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:49,670 - No. 419 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,839 - Are you seeing someone? - No. 420 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,674 - Do I care? 421 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:55,092 - You are unbelievable. 422 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,093 - Find out. 423 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,345 Don't you love this part? 424 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,513 - What part? 425 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,640 . When you can't find out enough about the other person. 426 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,561 When it's all interesting, when it all seems sexy. 427 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,022 First steps. - Oh, you move fast. 428 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:11,525 . Catch up, because if I don't touch you very soon, 429 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,320 I may explode. 430 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,239 - Until about a minute ago, I had a very good reason not 431 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,240 to go out with you. 432 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,075 - Which was? 433 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,286 Oh, wait, let me guess, 434 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:26,248 is it because I'm a cowboy and you're a waiter? 435 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,835 - We're a proud people. - Yeah, what a shame. 436 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,046 - You know, in a better world, 437 00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,005 I could ask you to square dance. 438 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,548 - Really? 439 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,467 Want to square dance? 440 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,844 - Bow to your partners, step once more! 441 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,137 (guns firing) 442 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,723 Cater-waiters, take the floor! 443 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,894 (lively country music) 444 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,697 - Wow! 445 00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:41,908 (lively country music) 446 00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,466 No! 447 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,929 - Uh, uh, uh, uh, you can't do that. 448 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,097 This is my fantasy. 449 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,266 - We're not allowed to have fantasies, not anymore. 450 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,559 - Come on, one more do-si-do. 451 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,937 - I can't, I can't explain it, it's not you, it's... 452 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,522 Yes, it is you. 453 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,357 - What? 454 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,357 - I have to go. 455 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:21,656 (people murmuring) (lively country music) 456 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:41,092 - Hi, I'm Sharon, and I'm a sexual compulsive. 457 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,052 - [Audience] Hi, Sharon. 458 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,597 - Oh, that felt good. 459 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,099 I feel like... 460 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,643 I'm on my way. 461 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:56,690 Admitting I have a problem is the first step to healing. 462 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,692 (sighs) 463 00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,110 For the first time in my life, 464 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:04,449 I feel like I don't need a man to define myself. 465 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:07,993 Hi, there. 466 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,038 (chuckles) 467 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,664 (gentle instrumental music) 468 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,500 - So, he was really cute, this bartender. 469 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,126 - Oh, he was fantastic. 470 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,711 - Why aren't you seeing him? 471 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:18,796 - Oh, I don't know. 472 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,088 I'm going nuts. 473 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,965 . Jeffrey, you're beginning to have a problem. 474 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,050 Endive? 475 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,135 - Hi, guys. - Hello, sweetheart. 476 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,678 - Oh, what a day. 477 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,555 I am exhausted. 478 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,599 - Darius, aren't you supposed to leave your costume 479 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,559 at the theater? 480 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,019 - We're filming the commercial, the new one. 481 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,188 It ran late, I got stuck. 482 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,525 So you're not having sex anymore. 483 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,360 - What Jeffrey needs is to fall in love 484 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,653 and have a relationship. 485 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:47,032 Then all this sex thing will simply fall into place. 486 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,367 - Exactly. 487 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,744 I mean, look at us. 488 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:52,704 Look at how happy we are. 489 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,790 Don't we make you wanna fall in love? 490 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,125 - Sometimes, I think we should be on a brochure 491 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,210 for Middle America. 492 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:03,048 Then everyone can say, "Oh, look, a wholesome gay couple." 493 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,716 - Oh, excuse me. (glasses clinking) 494 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,426 You two are not wholesome. 495 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,387 You're a decorator. 496 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,348 Excuse me, an interior designer, and he's a dancer. 497 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:14,142 You two are like Martha Stewart and Ann Miller, 498 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,727 which, believe me, I prefer. 499 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,188 I just hate that gay role models are supposed 500 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,481 to be just like straight people. 501 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,066 As if even straight people are like that. 502 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,610 - That is so true. 503 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,280 I was watching these two guys on Nightline 504 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,658 on Gay Pride Day, and one of them said, 505 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:33,120 "Hi, I'm Bob Wheeler and I'm an attorney, 506 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,788 "and my lover, he's a surgeon. 507 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:35,914 "And we would like to show America" 508 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:40,085 "that all gays are not limp-wristed, screaming queens." 509 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,837 "There are gay truck drivers" 510 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:44,590 "and gay cops and gay lumberjacks." 511 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,759 And I just thought, "Ooh, get her!" 512 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,345 (laughing) 513 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,055 - Who's Martha Stewart? 514 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,474 - She writes picture books about gracious living. 515 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,560 Martha says that nothing else matters 516 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:59,730 if you can do a nice, dried floral arrangement. 517 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,565 I worship her. 518 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,651 - And, uh, who's Ann Miller? 519 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,195 - Leave this house. 520 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:11,033 - Some people think I'm dumb just because I'm a chorus boy 521 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,285 with an eighth-grade education. 522 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:16,664 Well, I live in a townhouse and I don't pay rent. 523 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,419 I mean, I go to screenings and I take cabs. 524 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,629 Dumb, huh? 525 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,175 And, yes, I'm in Cats. 526 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,928 Now and forever. 527 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,054 And I love it. 528 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,055 I do. 529 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:36,516 I figure I was too young for A Chorus Line 530 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:40,646 and too happy for Les Mis. 531 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,606 I never got that show. 532 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:43,732 Les Mis. 533 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:46,026 I mean, it's about this French guy, right? 534 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:48,570 Who steals a loaf of bread and then he suffers 535 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:52,116 for the rest of his life for toast. 536 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,077 Get over it. 537 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,495 (lively jazz music) 538 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,330 - Why are there four place settings? 539 00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,873 (doorbell rings) 540 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:02,835 (lively jazz music) 541 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,883 - What a surprise. - Oh, my. 542 00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:11,551 - Sterling. 543 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,929 - I met Stephen at the show house-opening. 544 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:16,139 I think you're perfect for each other. 545 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,432 - Me, too. 546 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,309 - Hi, there. 547 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,560 - Steve's a bartender, so you have something in common. 548 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,688 You can fall in love and cater together. 549 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:23,940 You'll be just like Roots. 550 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:34,199 Jeffrey. 551 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,242 - [Darius] Jeff. 552 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:36,743 (playful music) 553 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,329 . [Sterling] Jeffrey, you are being ridiculous. 554 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,747 Look at this man. 555 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,166 - He's a dreamboat! - Which one? 556 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:44,002 - Me. 557 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:44,836 (woman gasps) 558 00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:45,670 - Heaven. 559 00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:48,171 - This sex thing has got completely out of hand. 560 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,464 - He's not having sex anymore. 561 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,591 - He's not having sex, what's the problem? 562 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:52,885 - You mean, no nasty? 563 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,263 - Wait, he's turning down a date? 564 00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:57,347 I hate him. 565 00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:58,182 - Jeffrey! 566 00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,017 Jeffrey! 567 00:25:59,018 --> 00:26:00,809 Listen to reason. 568 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,352 - [All] Jeffrey! 569 00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:05,105 (playful music) 570 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:08,734 . Steve, from the first second I saw you at the gym, 571 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,527 I've thought of nothing and no one else. 572 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:13,406 I have fantasized about you, naked, 573 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:17,784 about you kissing me, talking to me, 574 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,037 walking down the street with me, 575 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,289 letting you do things to me that I have only permitted 576 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,042 with 5,000 other men. 577 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,544 I think you could change my life, 578 00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:29,547 and change the world. 579 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,841 I think it's completely and totally possible 580 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:36,094 that we could be the happiest people alive 581 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:40,349 except I'm not having sex anymore, so... 582 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,060 Sorry. 583 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,437 . Jeffrey, wait. - No. 584 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,772 - Jeffrey. 585 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,774 Jeffrey, calm down. 586 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:49,900 Jeffrey. 587 00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:51,359 Calm down. 588 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,362 Now, I want to see you. 589 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,199 And we can take this as slow as you like. 590 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,785 First step, how about tomorrow night? 591 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,578 - I'm working till 10:00. 592 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:02,621 - Afterwards. 593 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:03,498 - We'll have dinner. 594 00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:04,581 - You'll have fun. 595 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:06,917 - You'll have appetizers. 596 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:09,086 - I don't know. - We're your friends. 597 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,295 - You must obey us. 598 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,090 - You have no choice, Jeffrey. 599 00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:14,216 - Well... - Come on. 600 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:17,094 You're gay, you're single. - It isn't pretty. 601 00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:18,095 - God. 602 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:21,473 Yes. 603 00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:22,308 - Yes! 604 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,019 (crowd cheering) 605 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:37,657 - Jeffrey, I am so proud of you. 606 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:40,368 You're dating again. 607 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:42,870 - Jeffrey? 608 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:44,496 - Yes? 609 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:45,497 - I just, uh... 610 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,292 Just so there's no surprises. 611 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:50,293 - Sure. 612 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:53,506 - I'm HIV positive. 613 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:00,387 - Uh... 614 00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,388 Okay, right. 615 00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:04,183 - Does that make a difference? 616 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,059 - No. 617 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,309 Of course not. 618 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,769 - [Sterling] Oh, please. 619 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,022 - HIV-positive men are the hottest. 620 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,358 - I mean, I'd understand. 621 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,946 I'd be hurt and I'd be disappointed, but I just... 622 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:18,989 I wanted to be clear. 623 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:21,867 - No, really, it's fine. 624 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,703 I mean, come on, it's the 90s, right? 625 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,789 Dinner at 10:00. 626 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:29,332 I can't wait. 627 00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:32,836 - Do you feel lost? 628 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:33,837 - I do. 629 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,842 - So you come to me and you say, "Debra", 630 00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:43,138 "what can I do to feel better about myself in the world?" 631 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:44,307 And you know what I say? 632 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:49,060 Love, it's real, it works! 633 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,312 Go for it! 634 00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:53,274 (audience cheering) 635 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:58,069 Now, I'm not here as a priest or a guru 636 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,529 or any sort of religious leader. 637 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:02,825 I'm just someone who likes to talk. 638 00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:05,785 And I have people coming to me and saying, 639 00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:09,706 "Debra, I'm in love with an alcoholic, what should I do?" 640 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:14,419 And I say, "Don't look to me for answers, look to yourself." 641 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,214 (audience applauding) 642 00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:19,507 Find that source of unconditional love. 643 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:23,011 Find that all-encompassing, ultimate love. 644 00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:26,681 Surrender to that unending, infinite love 645 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:29,060 that will let you say, "Hey, fuck you!" 646 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,855 "Get out of my house till you stop drinking!" 647 00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:36,776 (audience cheering) 648 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:46,826 Any questions? 649 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:50,497 (audience murmuring) 650 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:51,582 With the bad perm. 651 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:53,625 - Oh, my God! 652 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:54,793 Oh, God! 653 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:55,794 Oh, my God! 654 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:56,836 I'm coming. 655 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,130 (mumbling) 656 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,757 (groaning) 657 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:01,967 Oh, my God! 658 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:02,802 Oh, Debra. 659 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,052 Oh, God, Debra. 660 00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:08,473 Oh, first, I just wanted to give you these 661 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:11,101 little baby booties that I crocheted for your baby. 662 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:13,270 I know you discourage gifts, except for donations, 663 00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:14,897 but I just had to. 664 00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:17,524 - Well, thank you. 665 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,734 Now, what's up? 666 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:24,657 - Well, uh, I just broke up with my boyfriend. 667 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,909 - Well, we've all been there, haven't we? 668 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:28,744 - [Audience] Yeah. 669 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:29,662 - With my boyfriend? 670 00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:30,663 - Spill, baby. 671 00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:35,625 - Um, Josh and I lived together for... 672 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:37,460 I'm sorry, it's just hard. 673 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:38,296 - It's okay. 674 00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:42,799 . For about four years, and then he lost his job. 675 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,218 And then we just started really arguing all the time. 676 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:48,179 And then he tried to hit me with the car. 677 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,180 My car. 678 00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:51,266 - Whoa! 679 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:52,851 Man! 680 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:53,894 - I still love him. 681 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,897 - Okay. 682 00:30:57,898 --> 00:31:00,900 Okay, okay, let me cook on this. 683 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,445 It sounds to me like you've got a problem 684 00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:05,989 with everybody's favorite. 685 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,240 - [Audience] Low self-esteem! 686 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:09,492 - Of course, I don't know you. 687 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:11,953 Maybe you should have low self-esteem. 688 00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:13,663 - I just really want a relationship. 689 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,540 - You want a relationship! 690 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:18,585 - [Audience] Because you're afraid. 691 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:19,420 - Right. 692 00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:21,061 - It all goes back to mother, doesn't it? 693 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,549 Did you love your mother? 694 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:25,384 - [Acolyte] Yeah. 695 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,218 Yeah, I guess. 696 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:27,469 - Don't lie to me. - Okay. 697 00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:28,470 - I'll call her. 698 00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:29,554 - What? 699 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,265 - Did she withhold? - Well... 700 00:31:33,351 --> 00:31:35,769 - Was there abuse? 701 00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:38,104 - No, I don't think... 702 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:39,773 - Dig deep. 703 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:43,818 . Yes, definitely, yes, yes, there was, yes. 704 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:45,111 - Go see her. - Okay. 705 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:47,155 - Tell her, Mom... - Mom... 706 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:48,323 - You were chilly. - You were chilly. 707 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,075 . You forgot my birthday. - How dare you? 708 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:50,910 - You beat me 709 00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,160 with a baseball bat. - A bat. 710 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:53,828 - But I understand. - I understand. 711 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:55,080 . I forgive. - Forgive. 712 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,123 - I love you. - I love you. 713 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,333 - And, Mom... - Mom... 714 00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,918 - Now you're old. - Oh, God. 715 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:03,880 - You've got a plastic hip and I've got the bat! 716 00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:04,715 - Right. 717 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,049 - Next! 718 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:07,342 (audience cheering) - Yes! 719 00:32:07,343 --> 00:32:08,343 I love you. - Yes! 720 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,720 (people murmuring) 721 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,138 Yes. 722 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,349 The homosexual. 723 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:19,480 - I can walk. 724 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:21,232 - You could always walk. - Shut up. 725 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,319 - [Debra] Hey, there. 726 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,320 Hit me. 727 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,155 - Um... 728 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,200 Debra, uh... 729 00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:37,163 I think that sex is just about the best thing ever. 730 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:40,126 (audience cheering) 731 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:45,965 But I've met someone, and he's HIV positive. 732 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:50,760 And I am about to self-destruct. 733 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:52,429 Now, I am a waiter. 734 00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:54,889 So I can't afford your cassettes, 735 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,892 or the mug, or the calendar. 736 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,687 Do they mention this problem? 737 00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:01,772 - They sure do. 738 00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:02,939 It's in my book. 739 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,190 Chapter 10. 740 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:05,442 Cheap waiters. 741 00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:08,278 (laughing) 742 00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:10,447 No, no, no, no, no, look, look. 743 00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:14,117 What you're talking about is evil, am I right? 744 00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:14,952 - Um... 745 00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:16,620 - Why is there disease? 746 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,248 Why was there a Hitler? 747 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,667 Why are these acrylic? 748 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,836 (audience laughing) 749 00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:26,172 Here's the lowdown on evil. 750 00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:29,508 It is the absence of love. 751 00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:31,885 Ta-da! 752 00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:32,927 That's it. 753 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,179 Case closed. 754 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:38,057 Where you don't have love, illness makes a home. 755 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:39,059 - Wait, I'm sorry. 756 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,937 Are you saying that people get sick 757 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,647 because they don't love enough 758 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:47,942 or because people don't love them, or... 759 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,069 - It may sound simplistic. 760 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:51,946 It may sound cruel. 761 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:55,743 It may sound like I'm blaming people for their illness. 762 00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:59,579 And maybe I am. 763 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:00,914 That's Debra! 764 00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:03,876 (audience cheering) 765 00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:19,849 - Hi, my name is Tim and I am a sexual compulsive. 766 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:20,851 - [Audience] Hi, Tim. 767 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:22,853 - Hi. 768 00:34:22,854 --> 00:34:26,314 Today I have already performed oral sex 769 00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:27,566 on three different people. 770 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:29,859 I can't help myself. 771 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,570 I'm an agent! 772 00:34:50,673 --> 00:34:51,632 (answering machine bleeps) 773 00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:54,092 - [Jeffrey] Steve, hi, it's Jeffrey, 774 00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:57,178 and I'm working later than I thought. 775 00:34:57,179 --> 00:34:58,263 Private party, you know. 776 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:01,307 So can we reschedule? 777 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,350 Next week, maybe? 778 00:35:02,351 --> 00:35:03,727 I, um, I... 779 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,020 I can't wait. 780 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,440 I'll call you. 781 00:35:10,401 --> 00:35:11,901 Take care. 782 00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:15,196 (answering machine bleeps) 783 00:35:15,197 --> 00:35:17,741 (upbeat music) 784 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:32,206 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 785 00:35:35,426 --> 00:35:38,678 ♪ I tried so hard to ignore this pain ♪ 786 00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:42,557 ♪ Cos I don't want my love to be in vain ♪ 787 00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:46,936 ♪ Such a simple thing to avoid me now ♪ 788 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:51,357 ♪ You walked in my life and I can't let you out ♪ 789 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:55,361 ♪ From this day on I will never forget ♪ 790 00:35:55,362 --> 00:36:00,199 ♪ All this time, like the first night we spent ♪ 791 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,785 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 792 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:05,038 - What am I so afraid of? 793 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:05,956 Him getting sick? 794 00:36:05,957 --> 00:36:07,041 Me getting sick? 795 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:10,918 Why is the idea of a simple dinner now like an evening 796 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,004 of Russian roulette? 797 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:16,174 I couldn't stay home and be alone with myself, 798 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:17,884 so I hit the streets. 799 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:18,886 - [Sterling] Jeffrey! 800 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:21,471 (upbeat music) 801 00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:22,889 - [Jeffrey] What are you? 802 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:24,182 - We're the Pink Panthers. 803 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,809 We're part of a patrol to prevent gay bashing. 804 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:28,686 It was Darius's idea to join up. 805 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,104 - I wanted to do something. 806 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,398 - Something with a T-shirt. 807 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:36,987 Don't you just love it? 808 00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:43,034 - Oh, look, the Gay Pride statues. 809 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,410 (chuckles) 810 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,955 (upbeat music) 811 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:52,293 Come on. 812 00:36:57,841 --> 00:36:58,676 - Color. 813 00:36:58,676 --> 00:36:59,510 Think about it. 814 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:00,344 - Stop it. 815 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,512 You're not fat. 816 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:05,473 So, Jeffrey, how was your date? 817 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:06,599 Where's Steve? 818 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,476 - He, uh... 819 00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:08,394 I had to cancel. 820 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,269 I just got off work. 821 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,478 - Did you call him? 822 00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:12,397 . Of course, I left a message on his machine. 823 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:13,232 - Left a message. 824 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,607 Would you call him again? 825 00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:17,402 (walkie-talkie beeps) 826 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,403 - Pink Panthers. 827 00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:20,321 Hello, darling. 828 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,156 - Is someone in trouble? 829 00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:23,157 - Really? 830 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:26,911 No! 831 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:30,124 Oh, no! 832 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,207 - What, what? 833 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,751 - We must get over to Washington Square, right away. 834 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,212 It's Todd, that huge bodybuilder from the gym. 835 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:37,630 - No, not Todd. 836 00:37:37,631 --> 00:37:39,091 - In shorts. - Oh! 837 00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,386 (chuckling) 838 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:46,889 - Call him. - He's a doll. 839 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:47,890 Taxi. 840 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,644 - Hi, my name is Dave, and I am sexually compulsive. 841 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,063 - [Audience] Hi, Dave. 842 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,648 - I, uh... 843 00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:56,775 I love sex. 844 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:58,943 Love it. 845 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,489 Maybe it's because I have a constant erection. 846 00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:05,534 I mean, like, 24 hours a day, 847 00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:09,454 or because my penis is 14 inches long. 848 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,038 - [Audience] Ooh! 849 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,541 Hi, Dave. 850 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:17,254 (lively instrumental music) 851 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:36,522 ♪ Someday, I know, he'll smile hello ♪ 852 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:40,109 ♪ A warm welcome will be ♪ 853 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,986 ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪ 854 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,571 - Oh, wow! 855 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,615 Did you get my? 856 00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:46,450 - Yeah, yeah. 857 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:47,825 I got your message. - Good. 858 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:48,826 - A party. 859 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:51,454 Poor guy. 860 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:55,958 Look, I was so revved up, I was out dancing. 861 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,168 - Great. 862 00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:58,962 Great, because, you know, I had to... 863 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,923 You know. - I know. 864 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:04,550 - No, really, I... 865 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:05,551 - Jeffrey. 866 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,846 It's not the first time this has happened to me. 867 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:09,847 You freaked. 868 00:39:10,641 --> 00:39:12,558 Cold feet. - That is not true! 869 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:13,559 That is not true. 870 00:39:17,815 --> 00:39:18,898 - Goodbye, Jeffrey. 871 00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:20,483 - Steve. 872 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,610 ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪ 873 00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:23,570 - Steve. 874 00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:30,117 ♪ Someone who's looking ♪ 875 00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:31,619 - Please. 876 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,622 Please, Steve, come on, please, I'm so... 877 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:36,833 I'm sorry. 878 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:41,839 - You know, I can understand about the HIV thing. 879 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:43,714 It's not easy. 880 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:46,301 But I don't like lying about it. 881 00:39:47,845 --> 00:39:48,845 Not anymore. 882 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,431 - I'm sorry. 883 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,267 (Steve chuckles) 884 00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:55,686 - I'm sorry, you're sorry, it's the new national anthem! 885 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:05,279 Look, you said before that you thought about me, 886 00:40:06,864 --> 00:40:08,406 that you fantasized. 887 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,407 - I know. 888 00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:13,494 - Do you still? 889 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,040 - Yeah. 890 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:24,046 - You know, there's a lot of things we could do. 891 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,381 - Yeah? 892 00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,382 - Safe things. 893 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:30,386 Hot things. 894 00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:34,891 - I know. 895 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:41,939 - But? 896 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,694 You know, I can take being sick. 897 00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:49,280 I can fucking take dying, but I can't take this. 898 00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:51,574 - All, right, you should have told me. 899 00:40:51,575 --> 00:40:52,492 - [Steve] I did. 900 00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:54,660 . [Jeffrey] Well, sooner, before things happened. 901 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,329 . Oh, before I kissed you?! - Yeah, yeah! 902 00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:57,371 - Oh! 903 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:58,206 Okay. 904 00:40:58,207 --> 00:41:00,833 Oh, you didn't have all the information. 905 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:01,834 Okay. 906 00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:05,421 I've been positive for almost five years. 907 00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:06,589 I was sick once. 908 00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:09,175 My T cells are decent. 909 00:41:09,176 --> 00:41:12,470 And every once in a while, like 50 times a day, 910 00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:16,558 an hour, I get very tired of being a person with AIDS, 911 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,310 a red ribbon. 912 00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:22,481 So sometimes I forget. 913 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,276 Sometimes I choose to forget. 914 00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:31,615 Sometimes I choose just to be a gay man with a dick. 915 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:36,995 Can you understand? 916 00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:40,081 At all? 917 00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:42,291 - Yeah. 918 00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:50,801 - Can I forget again? 919 00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:54,762 - No. 920 00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:58,850 - I want you, Jeffrey. 921 00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:02,062 I very well may even love you. 922 00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:06,107 That means nothing? 923 00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:08,694 That should beat anything. 924 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:11,278 That should win. 925 00:42:15,409 --> 00:42:16,409 - I know. 926 00:42:17,411 --> 00:42:20,288 - So how come you get to be the one with the problem? 927 00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:26,003 Why do I get to be both sick and begging? 928 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:31,550 Why won't you kiss me? 929 00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:50,317 (Jeffrey snorts) 930 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:51,318 - Sorry. 931 00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:54,197 Oh. 932 00:42:54,198 --> 00:42:56,324 I'm sorry, I'm sorry I said I'm sorry. 933 00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:01,204 I'm sorry that you're sick 934 00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:05,791 and I am sorry that I lied. 935 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,919 And I'm sorry that life is suddenly... 936 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:11,088 Radioactive. 937 00:43:18,889 --> 00:43:20,182 - Apology accepted. 938 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,226 - Steve. 939 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:30,649 Oh, Steve. 940 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:34,279 (gentle instrumental music) 941 00:43:39,201 --> 00:43:41,828 Oh, I hate sex, and I hate love, 942 00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:47,249 and I hate the world for giving me everything 943 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:48,794 and then taking it all back! 944 00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:58,094 ♪ They say ♪ 945 00:43:58,095 --> 00:44:03,058 ♪ The eagle tends to fly ♪ 946 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:08,354 ♪ So stay till morning ♪ 947 00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,941 ♪ And fly by me ♪ 948 00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,151 - Hey. 949 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,822 (dramatic music) 950 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:26,455 I said, "hey." 951 00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:27,498 - Hey. 952 00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:29,667 - [Man With Cap] You a gay man? 953 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:30,752 You a faggot, hm? 954 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,255 - Yeah. 955 00:44:33,255 --> 00:44:34,255 - You're queer? 956 00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:36,715 - All right, let's not do this, okay, please? 957 00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:38,259 (dramatic music) 958 00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,719 - [Man With Cap] Suck my dick. 959 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:41,971 - You really want me to do that? 960 00:44:41,972 --> 00:44:43,264 - Yeah. 961 00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:46,183 (laughing) 962 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:47,102 No! 963 00:44:47,103 --> 00:44:49,145 - Fuck you, man! 964 00:44:49,146 --> 00:44:50,855 You think you're so special? 965 00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,690 You go to the gym, you got nice friends. 966 00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:53,650 You think you're so hot? 967 00:44:53,651 --> 00:44:55,360 - You think you're better than us?! 968 00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:58,654 - I'm a waiter. - Ooh, a waiter! 969 00:44:58,655 --> 00:45:00,322 Like at a restaurant? 970 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,366 . Sort of, yeah. - They let you touch food, 971 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,493 put your little faggotty fingers on it, huh? 972 00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:07,246 - That's right, that's right, I touch it all the time. 973 00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:08,081 I spit in it. 974 00:45:08,082 --> 00:45:09,957 - Oh, Jesus! 975 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,001 What restaurant? 976 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:13,253 - Pizza House. 977 00:45:13,254 --> 00:45:15,087 - Oh, damn, man! - Fuck off! 978 00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:16,172 - [Man With Cap] Dust his ass. 979 00:45:16,173 --> 00:45:17,173 - Fine, fine. 980 00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:19,675 You have weapons? 981 00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:21,343 So do I. 982 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:22,179 - Well, I got a knife. 983 00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:23,722 What do you got, huh? 984 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:26,473 Uh? 985 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:29,560 - Irony. 986 00:45:29,561 --> 00:45:30,562 Adjectives. 987 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:32,688 Eyebrows. 988 00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,774 - Fuck you! (groans) 989 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:38,819 - [Man] Hey, what's going on down there? 990 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,571 - He's got cash. - What else he got? 991 00:45:40,572 --> 00:45:41,531 - [Man With Cap] Come on! 992 00:45:41,532 --> 00:45:44,450 - [Assaulter] He's biting my leg, I'm gonna get AIDS. 993 00:45:44,451 --> 00:45:45,701 - [Man With Cap] Come on! 994 00:45:45,702 --> 00:45:47,913 (groaning) 995 00:45:48,830 --> 00:45:52,333 (dramatic music) 996 00:45:52,334 --> 00:45:55,336 (sirens blaring) 997 00:45:55,337 --> 00:45:57,756 (dog barking) 998 00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:00,717 (groaning) 999 00:46:00,718 --> 00:46:03,261 (bell ringing) 1000 00:46:10,477 --> 00:46:11,685 - Terry. 1001 00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:13,520 (chuckles) 1002 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,565 (groans) 1003 00:46:18,151 --> 00:46:21,487 You know, when that asshole started kicking me, 1004 00:46:21,488 --> 00:46:26,117 I had this horrible, stupid thought, just a flash. 1005 00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:32,916 I thought, "At least it's physical contact." 1006 00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:38,754 (chuckles) 1007 00:46:38,755 --> 00:46:42,550 Hey, I just found my substitute for sex. 1008 00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,220 A substitute for everything. 1009 00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:48,222 Bruises. 1010 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,893 Answering machines. 1011 00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:54,979 Fear. 1012 00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:05,740 ♪ Holding hands at midnight ♪ 1013 00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:10,577 ♪ 'Neath a starry sky ♪ 1014 00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:12,997 ♪ It's nice work ♪ 1015 00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:15,749 ♪ If you can get it ♪ 1016 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:20,546 ♪ And you can get it if you try ♪ 1017 00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:24,675 ♪ Lovin' one who loves you ♪ 1018 00:47:24,676 --> 00:47:29,639 ♪ And then taking that vow ♪ 1019 00:47:30,015 --> 00:47:32,683 ♪ It's nice work ♪ 1020 00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:36,103 ♪ If you can get it ♪ 1021 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:37,396 ♪ And if you get it ♪ 1022 00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:40,775 ♪ Won't you tell me how? ♪ 1023 00:47:44,612 --> 00:47:46,740 (humming) 1024 00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:01,671 . Can you tell if you're having a nervous breakdown? 1025 00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:05,592 (phone rings) 1026 00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:07,718 - Hello? 1027 00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:10,846 Well, howdy, stranger. 1028 00:48:10,847 --> 00:48:11,847 It's Jeff! 1029 00:48:13,308 --> 00:48:14,308 - I love them. 1030 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:17,312 - Well, isn't this a special occasion? 1031 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,106 - What if I could really talk to them? 1032 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,318 And what if they had some answers? 1033 00:48:24,444 --> 00:48:26,029 Or would that just be too weird? 1034 00:48:27,155 --> 00:48:30,240 Dad, I've stopped having sex. 1035 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:33,994 - Eileen, Jeff's stopped having sex. 1036 00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:35,830 - Oh, I've got it up here, dear. 1037 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,165 No sex? 1038 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:40,626 You mean just safe sex, don't you, dear? 1039 00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:41,461 (oven bell rings) 1040 00:48:41,462 --> 00:48:43,379 - No, Mom, I hate safe sex. 1041 00:48:43,380 --> 00:48:44,214 (oven bell rings) 1042 00:48:44,214 --> 00:48:45,131 - Wrestling those condoms. 1043 00:48:45,132 --> 00:48:46,757 - Water-based lubricant. 1044 00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:47,925 - Dry kissing. 1045 00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:51,261 - Sweetheart, are you a top or a bottom? 1046 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:52,638 - Mother. 1047 00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,598 - Have you tried any of those workshops? 1048 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:57,351 - Oh, what about a jerk-off club? 1049 00:48:57,352 --> 00:48:59,186 - How about phone sex? 1050 00:48:59,187 --> 00:49:00,021 - What? 1051 00:49:00,022 --> 00:49:01,563 - Oh, Fred, let's help him out. 1052 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:03,900 Sweetheart, what are you wearing? 1053 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,152 - Sweats and a T-shirt. 1054 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:08,946 - Oh, that's hot. 1055 00:49:08,947 --> 00:49:10,614 - That's very hot. 1056 00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:11,615 - Are you alone? 1057 00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:15,536 - Dad, I'm not gonna have phone sex with you and Mom. 1058 00:49:15,537 --> 00:49:18,080 - Darling, have you looked at any videos? 1059 00:49:18,081 --> 00:49:18,873 - Hardcore? 1060 00:49:18,874 --> 00:49:20,999 Have you explored masturbation? 1061 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,126 - As if we have to ask. 1062 00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:24,503 Sometimes, I never could get into that bathroom. 1063 00:49:24,504 --> 00:49:28,465 . We like that new Jeff Stryker film, Power Tool ll. 1064 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:31,343 - Oh, dear, do you like it when they shave their assholes? 1065 00:49:31,344 --> 00:49:32,344 - Huh. 1066 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,139 - Shave their what? 1067 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:37,766 - Oh, and what about this person, Steve? 1068 00:49:37,767 --> 00:49:39,810 He seems real nice. 1069 00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:42,646 - Dad, Steve is HIV positive. - Oh, and a dreamboat. 1070 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:44,065 Check the basket. - Uh. 1071 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:50,947 - Oh, my God! (whistling) 1072 00:49:54,033 --> 00:49:58,620 Hi, my name is Jeffrey and I'm just like you. 1073 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:00,372 - [Audience] Jeffrey! 1074 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:01,791 - I'm a sexual compulsive. 1075 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:07,087 But I haven't had sex in almost six months. 1076 00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:10,716 (audience applauding) 1077 00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:12,510 I never even think about having sex. 1078 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,137 Not anymore. 1079 00:50:15,138 --> 00:50:18,849 But I used to be compulsive. 1080 00:50:18,850 --> 00:50:21,978 (audience applauding) 1081 00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:25,648 And all because of Billy Kierney. 1082 00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:28,650 I blame him. 1083 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:32,071 That's where it started. 1084 00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:34,115 He kept daring me. 1085 00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:41,206 "I dare you to take off your clothes, even your underpants." 1086 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:49,088 "I dare you to kiss me on the mouth." 1087 00:50:51,341 --> 00:50:52,341 Oh, God. 1088 00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:58,223 Two naked 14-year-old boys 1089 00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:02,268 in front of the big mirror in my parents' bedroom, 1090 00:51:04,479 --> 00:51:05,939 I'm having sex! 1091 00:51:07,899 --> 00:51:09,943 And I'm watching myself have sex. 1092 00:51:12,237 --> 00:51:13,988 "Please don't do that." 1093 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,992 "Please don't stop." 1094 00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:30,671 Stop. 1095 00:51:30,672 --> 00:51:34,300 (gentle instrumental music) 1096 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:42,684 I'm working a memorial. 1097 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:44,726 Another one. 1098 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,312 - Thank you. 1099 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:51,817 - Ooh. 1100 00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:53,444 It's for a curator at the Met. 1101 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,406 The speakers were great. 1102 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:58,616 His straight brother. 1103 00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,076 His doctor. 1104 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:05,914 Oh, his gorgeous Italian boyfriend. 1105 00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,710 (classical music) 1106 00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,422 Oh, my God. 1107 00:52:13,423 --> 00:52:16,717 Oh, I'm so disgusting. 1108 00:52:16,718 --> 00:52:18,010 You know what I'm doing? 1109 00:52:18,011 --> 00:52:19,469 I'm cruising a memorial. 1110 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:21,138 - Oh, please, everybody is. 1111 00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:22,639 It's not that we're not sad, 1112 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,143 it's just that there are all these guys here. 1113 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:30,397 - Who's that over there, talking to Darius? 1114 00:52:30,398 --> 00:52:32,858 - Oh, it's Todd Malcolm. 1115 00:52:32,859 --> 00:52:37,822 (people murmuring) (classical music) 1116 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:38,906 - What? 1117 00:52:38,907 --> 00:52:40,283 - You know, the guy from the gym. 1118 00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:46,289 (glass breaking) 1119 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:49,625 - Oh, my God, he's blind, isn't he? 1120 00:52:49,626 --> 00:52:51,419 - It's just a side effect, they say. 1121 00:52:55,131 --> 00:52:56,131 Jeffrey. 1122 00:52:57,216 --> 00:53:02,180 Jeffrey! 1123 00:53:07,935 --> 00:53:09,186 Jeffrey, what are you doing? 1124 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:13,523 . When I first came to this city, Todd Malcolm was a god. 1125 00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:15,067 I used to watch him and his lover dancing. 1126 00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:16,985 People, people would gasp. 1127 00:53:16,986 --> 00:53:18,570 - Oh, stop it. 1128 00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:19,614 - Hi, guys. 1129 00:53:20,615 --> 00:53:21,449 Did you see Todd? 1130 00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:22,283 - [Sterling] Of course. 1131 00:53:22,284 --> 00:53:23,617 - He looks better. 1132 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:25,286 - Darius, Todd is dying! 1133 00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:32,709 I'm sorry. 1134 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:33,920 - What's going on here? 1135 00:53:35,046 --> 00:53:36,339 This is about Todd, right? 1136 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,716 Do you know what we were talking about? 1137 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,176 This memorial. 1138 00:53:41,177 --> 00:53:43,136 Cannoli, frozen. 1139 00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:46,014 The drinks are watered and I hated that music. 1140 00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:47,934 And at my memorial, I want Liza. 1141 00:53:49,102 --> 00:53:51,144 - You are not having a memorial. 1142 00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:52,896 - Okay, in a million years. 1143 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:54,189 - You are not going to get sick. 1144 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,566 I thought I made that clear. 1145 00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:58,026 - But I was sick. 1146 00:53:58,945 --> 00:54:00,029 I had pneumonia. 1147 00:54:02,532 --> 00:54:03,532 And it went away. 1148 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,577 But I want the Winter Garden. 1149 00:54:07,954 --> 00:54:08,788 I do. 1150 00:54:08,789 --> 00:54:10,414 I want all the other cats to come out 1151 00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:13,333 and to sing Darius to the tune of Memory. 1152 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:16,878 "Darius, we all thought you were fabulous." 1153 00:54:16,879 --> 00:54:18,423 - Your service will run for years. 1154 00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:21,675 (Jeffrey mumbles) 1155 00:54:21,676 --> 00:54:22,676 What? 1156 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:25,430 - This is a memorial. 1157 00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:28,224 We're making remarks. 1158 00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:29,183 We're dishing it. 1159 00:54:29,184 --> 00:54:30,976 - Oh, please. 1160 00:54:30,977 --> 00:54:31,977 Picture mine. 1161 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:35,564 And remember, Jeffrey, I want an open coffin. 1162 00:54:35,565 --> 00:54:37,024 They can say it to my face. 1163 00:54:38,526 --> 00:54:39,360 - [Jeffrey] Good idea. 1164 00:54:39,361 --> 00:54:41,069 - Well, I like it. 1165 00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:45,992 I mean, cute guys, and Liza, and dish. 1166 00:54:46,451 --> 00:54:48,119 It's not a cure for AIDS, Jeffrey, 1167 00:54:48,995 --> 00:54:50,663 but it's the opposite of AIDS. 1168 00:54:51,831 --> 00:54:53,457 Right? 1169 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:58,170 . [Man] Friends, family, loved ones, colleagues... 1170 00:54:58,171 --> 00:54:59,629 - They're praying. 1171 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,131 - [Man] We gather now... 1172 00:55:01,132 --> 00:55:02,924 - [Darius] Oh, come on. 1173 00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:07,305 - [Man] Honor and celebrate a wonderful life of a man 1174 00:55:08,264 --> 00:55:09,514 and great good friend... 1175 00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:11,142 - Oh, my God. 1176 00:55:13,102 --> 00:55:16,230 (audience applauding) 1177 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,278 (people murmuring) 1178 00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:25,071 - [Sterling] Wasn't that marvelous? 1179 00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:27,949 - [Jeffrey] Oh, please, it's still ballet. 1180 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:29,785 - It is The Nutcracker. 1181 00:55:29,786 --> 00:55:30,869 It's my favorite. 1182 00:55:30,870 --> 00:55:32,871 When I was a kid I used to be so afraid 1183 00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:34,706 of the big dancing mice. 1184 00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:36,124 Now I'm a cat. 1185 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,586 - His therapist is ecstatic. 1186 00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:41,421 Sweetie? 1187 00:55:42,590 --> 00:55:44,090 - I'm fine. 1188 00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:45,675 I just, I... 1189 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:46,594 (gasps) 1190 00:55:46,595 --> 00:55:47,637 I don't know. 1191 00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:49,889 I'm just a little dizzy. 1192 00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:55,101 (dramatic music) 1193 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:56,102 - Oh, my God! 1194 00:56:01,776 --> 00:56:03,485 Please, everyone, please, stand back. 1195 00:56:03,486 --> 00:56:04,737 - Put this under his head. 1196 00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:08,240 Will somebody please get an ambulance? 1197 00:56:08,241 --> 00:56:10,325 . No, I'm fine. - Don't talk. 1198 00:56:10,326 --> 00:56:11,910 You are going to be fine. 1199 00:56:11,911 --> 00:56:13,119 - Excuse me, I'm the house manager. 1200 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,788 Is there a problem? 1201 00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:16,331 - Mommy. - It's all right, sweetheart. 1202 00:56:16,332 --> 00:56:18,166 - Now, lie still. 1203 00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:19,918 Thank you, thank you everyone. 1204 00:56:19,919 --> 00:56:21,253 - I'm just dehydrated. 1205 00:56:21,254 --> 00:56:22,504 - [Woman] You're dehydrated? 1206 00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:25,215 - It's from the Itraconazole. 1207 00:56:25,216 --> 00:56:26,383 - What's an itraconazole? 1208 00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:28,343 - It's a medicine, sweetheart. 1209 00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:29,469 My cousin's on it. 1210 00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:30,554 - Is it like Prozac? 1211 00:56:30,555 --> 00:56:32,598 - [Woman] Here, put this on his forehead. 1212 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:36,685 - I'm fine. 1213 00:56:36,686 --> 00:56:37,686 I'm just... 1214 00:56:38,521 --> 00:56:39,355 I'm okay. 1215 00:56:39,355 --> 00:56:40,189 Really, I'm okay. 1216 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:41,023 - Maybe you shouldn't move him. 1217 00:56:41,024 --> 00:56:42,191 - We have a cot. 1218 00:56:43,234 --> 00:56:44,234 - I'm fine. 1219 00:56:45,111 --> 00:56:46,278 Thank you. 1220 00:56:46,279 --> 00:56:47,779 - We'll get this back to you. 1221 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:49,239 - I'm fine. 1222 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,867 Look, I'm walking. 1223 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:54,203 (panting) 1224 00:56:55,705 --> 00:56:57,080 - [Sterling] Darius! 1225 00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:59,208 (panting) 1226 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:03,504 (solemn organ music) 1227 00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:16,225 (bell tolling) (solemn organ music) 1228 00:57:37,413 --> 00:57:39,624 (creaking) 1229 00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:44,670 (solemn organ music) 1230 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:07,818 - Excuse me? 1231 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,112 - Come on. 1232 00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:15,117 (solemn organ music) 1233 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,125 This way. 1234 00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:35,470 In here. 1235 00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:43,728 - Where are we? - Oh, a storeroom. 1236 00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:45,564 Old hymnals that need to be rebound. 1237 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:50,695 - Hey! 1238 00:58:50,696 --> 00:58:52,237 - What, what's wrong? 1239 00:58:52,238 --> 00:58:53,072 Is it the collar? 1240 00:58:53,073 --> 00:58:54,781 Is that a turnoff? 1241 00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:55,658 - Wait, wait, no! 1242 00:58:55,659 --> 00:58:57,033 What's going on here? 1243 00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,952 Why did you bring me in here? 1244 00:58:58,953 --> 00:58:59,953 - I'm attracted to you. 1245 00:58:59,954 --> 00:59:01,705 The door's locked. 1246 00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:02,706 - Wait! 1247 00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:04,708 You really a priest? 1248 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:05,793 - Of course! 1249 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:11,381 - But aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate? 1250 00:59:11,382 --> 00:59:13,049 - Maybe you didn't hear me. 1251 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:16,302 I'm a Catholic priest. 1252 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,013 Historically, that falls somewhere 1253 00:59:18,014 --> 00:59:20,515 in between chorus boy and florist. 1254 00:59:20,516 --> 00:59:22,100 Come here, you big lug. 1255 00:59:22,101 --> 00:59:23,268 - Get away from me! 1256 00:59:23,269 --> 00:59:24,728 Don't touch me. 1257 00:59:24,729 --> 00:59:25,770 - I'm sorry. 1258 00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:26,772 Hands off. 1259 00:59:28,441 --> 00:59:29,817 Wait, what is with you? 1260 00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:33,945 (solemn organ music) 1261 00:59:33,946 --> 00:59:36,866 - One of my best friends, he's sick. 1262 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:41,829 And he fell, but he's home now, but, I just can't... 1263 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,998 I've been walking around for 48 hours. 1264 00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:48,085 And I just keep asking myself, "What if it was Steve?" 1265 00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:53,006 And what, how can I love somebody and watch that happen? 1266 00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:54,007 - Steve? 1267 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,343 - Why did He do this? 1268 00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:58,595 Huh? 1269 00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:00,805 You're a priest. 1270 01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:04,101 You have to tell me, why did He do this? 1271 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:07,645 (priest groans) 1272 01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:10,482 Why did God make the world this way? 1273 01:00:10,483 --> 01:00:11,859 Why do I have to live in it? 1274 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:13,778 - [Priest] Don't hit me. 1275 01:00:13,779 --> 01:00:15,445 - Then you tell me! - Okay. 1276 01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:16,446 Okay. 1277 01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:18,908 All I wanted was a quickie. 1278 01:00:20,493 --> 01:00:23,787 If I show you the true face of God, 1279 01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:25,789 if I tell you, will you listen? 1280 01:00:25,790 --> 01:00:26,624 - Of course. 1281 01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:28,416 - Really listen?! 1282 01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:29,417 - Yes. 1283 01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:33,671 - Okay. 1284 01:00:35,424 --> 01:00:36,884 Here's how you see God. 1285 01:00:38,052 --> 01:00:40,262 He's a Columbia recording artist. 1286 01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,557 You got your idea of God where most gay kids get it? 1287 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,810 My Fair Lady, original cast. 1288 01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:47,645 See? 1289 01:00:47,646 --> 01:00:48,686 George Bernard Shaw up in the clouds 1290 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:52,273 manipulating Rex Harrison and Julie Andrews on strings. 1291 01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:54,734 It was your parents' album, you were little, 1292 01:00:54,735 --> 01:00:57,320 you thought it was a picture of God. 1293 01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:58,155 - Yeah. 1294 01:00:58,156 --> 01:01:01,324 - You were almost there, because God is on this record. 1295 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,243 Lerner and Loewe. 1296 01:01:03,244 --> 01:01:05,578 ♪ Why can't the English? ♪ 1297 01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:08,498 ♪ Wouldn't it be lovely? ♪ 1298 01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:09,541 I'm telling you, the only times 1299 01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:12,710 I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex 1300 01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:15,130 and during a great Broadway musical. 1301 01:01:15,131 --> 01:01:16,506 Come on. 1302 01:01:16,507 --> 01:01:20,093 (solemn organ music) 1303 01:01:20,094 --> 01:01:20,928 (priest shushes) 1304 01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:21,762 Number two. 1305 01:01:21,763 --> 01:01:24,807 (solemn organ music) 1306 01:01:29,228 --> 01:01:30,104 Hi. 1307 01:01:30,104 --> 01:01:31,104 Look. 1308 01:01:32,731 --> 01:01:33,731 Huh. 1309 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:35,484 Hello, gorgeous. 1310 01:01:36,777 --> 01:01:37,611 - Okla-homa. 1311 01:01:37,612 --> 01:01:40,530 Okla-homa. - Oh, you're nuts. 1312 01:01:40,531 --> 01:01:41,948 - Oh, excuse me? 1313 01:01:41,949 --> 01:01:44,492 Those people out there, they're worshiping resurrections, 1314 01:01:44,493 --> 01:01:47,412 virgin births, Ben-Hur, and I'm nuts? 1315 01:01:47,413 --> 01:01:51,416 - I'm not, I'm talking about a plague. 1316 01:01:51,417 --> 01:01:53,043 I'm talking about... 1317 01:01:54,253 --> 01:01:57,338 I don't know, evil. - Yes, Satan. 1318 01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:59,007 Well, that's another story. 1319 01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:00,050 I've seen him. 1320 01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:01,927 - What? 1321 01:02:01,928 --> 01:02:04,888 Disease, hospitals, fear? 1322 01:02:04,889 --> 01:02:08,934 - Phantom, Miss Saigon, Sunset Boulevard. 1323 01:02:10,144 --> 01:02:11,061 - Got to go. 1324 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:11,854 - Why? 1325 01:02:11,855 --> 01:02:13,438 Because I haven't told you the secret of life in five words 1326 01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:14,731 or less, you're getting antsy? 1327 01:02:14,732 --> 01:02:16,482 - I need to know. 1328 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,277 - Okay, okay. 1329 01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:20,696 Oh, God. 1330 01:02:20,697 --> 01:02:22,947 I am so horny. 1331 01:02:22,948 --> 01:02:24,741 Do you know what it's like in here? 1332 01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:29,162 "Father, I abused myself eight times last week." 1333 01:02:29,163 --> 01:02:31,956 "Father, I'm attracted to my brother-in-law." 1334 01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:34,792 "Father, I'm having impure thoughts about my soccer coach." 1335 01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:36,169 Where are the Polaroids? 1336 01:02:36,170 --> 01:02:37,170 What am I, a mind reader? 1337 01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:39,757 "Say six Hail Marys and bring me your shorts!" 1338 01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:42,009 (sobbing) Okay, okay. 1339 01:02:43,010 --> 01:02:44,010 I'm sorry. 1340 01:02:45,721 --> 01:02:48,015 Secret of life. 1341 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:54,063 (sighs) 1342 01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:59,193 Darling, have you ever been to a picnic 1343 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:03,989 and someone blows up a balloon? 1344 01:03:04,907 --> 01:03:06,784 And everyone starts tossing it around 1345 01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:11,537 and it's always just about to touch the ground. 1346 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:14,541 But someone always gets there just in time 1347 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:16,710 to tap it back up. 1348 01:03:18,087 --> 01:03:21,632 That balloon, that's God. 1349 01:03:23,259 --> 01:03:26,177 The very best in all of us. 1350 01:03:26,178 --> 01:03:28,973 The kindness, the heavy petting. 1351 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:31,557 Funny Girl. 1352 01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:36,939 - What about the bad stuff? 1353 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:42,652 When the balloon hits the ground, when it bursts? 1354 01:03:42,653 --> 01:03:43,487 - Who cares? 1355 01:03:43,488 --> 01:03:46,572 Evil bores me, it's one note, it doesn't sing! 1356 01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:48,617 (grunts) 1357 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,664 Of course life sucks. 1358 01:03:54,665 --> 01:03:57,458 It always will, so why not make the most of it? 1359 01:03:57,459 --> 01:04:00,586 How dare you not lunge for any shred of happiness? 1360 01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:03,339 - But Steve, who's sick, who I'm afraid to touch? 1361 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:06,175 - So maybe you need a rubber, or a surgical mask, 1362 01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:07,468 or a roll of plastic wrap. 1363 01:04:07,469 --> 01:04:10,013 - How dare you give up sex when there are children in Europe 1364 01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:11,347 who can't get a date? 1365 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:14,810 - The only real blasphemy is the refusal of joy, 1366 01:04:15,811 --> 01:04:17,645 of a corsage, and a kiss. 1367 01:04:17,646 --> 01:04:19,355 - Amen. 1368 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:22,483 (priest snorts) 1369 01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:25,194 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 1370 01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:28,489 ♪ A dream about you, baby ♪ 1371 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:31,367 ♪ It's gonna come true ♪ 1372 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:34,245 ♪ 'Cause, baby ♪ 1373 01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:37,915 ♪ You'll be swell ♪ 1374 01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:38,916 ♪ You'll be great ♪ 1375 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,960 ♪ Come on, ladies, you know the words ♪ 1376 01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:44,589 ♪ Gonna have the whole world on a plate ♪ 1377 01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:46,424 ♪ Starting here ♪ 1378 01:04:46,425 --> 01:04:48,134 ♪ Starting now ♪ 1379 01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:52,598 ♪ Honey, everything's coming up roses ♪ 1380 01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:54,641 (hums) - Yeah! 1381 01:04:54,642 --> 01:04:56,684 ♪ Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da ♪ 1382 01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:59,396 (cheerful music) 1383 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:13,243 ♪ The air is sizzlin' as we walk through the crowd ♪ 1384 01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:20,793 ♪ My heart is pumping, never deep down touch the ground ♪ 1385 01:05:21,752 --> 01:05:23,378 ♪ No, no ♪ 1386 01:05:23,379 --> 01:05:28,342 ♪ There's no resisting the men among the crowd ♪ 1387 01:05:35,099 --> 01:05:38,059 ♪ Oh, let the celebrating begin ♪ 1388 01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:40,728 ♪ Living it up ♪ 1389 01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:45,692 ♪ We're living it up because we got to be proud ♪ 1390 01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:50,196 ♪ And we're gonna say it out loud ♪ 1391 01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:53,241 ♪ Oh, let the celebrating begin ♪ 1392 01:05:53,242 --> 01:05:55,952 ♪ Living it up ♪ 1393 01:05:55,953 --> 01:06:00,916 ♪ The men among the crowd ♪ 1394 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:05,253 ♪ Let the celebrating begin ♪ 1395 01:06:05,254 --> 01:06:08,339 ♪ Oh, let the celebrating begin ♪ 1396 01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:10,550 ♪ Living it up ♪ 1397 01:06:10,551 --> 01:06:12,468 ♪ Oh, we're living it up ♪ 1398 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:15,721 ♪ 'Cause we've got to be proud ♪ 1399 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:16,889 (whistle blows) 1400 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:18,349 ♪ And we're gonna say it out loud ♪ 1401 01:06:18,350 --> 01:06:20,309 - Okay, everybody, listen up. 1402 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:23,146 The parade is about to begin. 1403 01:06:23,147 --> 01:06:25,982 The first unit will be as follows: 1404 01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:27,358 Dykes On Bikes. 1405 01:06:27,359 --> 01:06:29,360 (motorbike engines roaring) 1406 01:06:29,361 --> 01:06:32,697 Concerned Pan-Asian Bisexuals. 1407 01:06:32,698 --> 01:06:34,449 (crowd cheering) 1408 01:06:34,450 --> 01:06:37,286 Black Gay Republicans. 1409 01:06:40,122 --> 01:06:41,122 Hello? 1410 01:06:41,123 --> 01:06:42,082 - Excuse me. 1411 01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:44,000 Excuse me, are you with the parade? 1412 01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:44,835 I'm lost. 1413 01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:45,711 - [Steve] What group are you with? 1414 01:06:45,712 --> 01:06:47,170 - Ma, did you find out? 1415 01:06:47,171 --> 01:06:48,379 We're marching together. 1416 01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:53,343 . I'm so proud of my preoperative transsexual lesbian son. 1417 01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:54,594 - Steve. 1418 01:06:55,554 --> 01:06:56,971 - Jeffrey. 1419 01:06:56,972 --> 01:06:57,972 Hey. 1420 01:06:58,891 --> 01:06:59,974 What group you're marching with? 1421 01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:02,226 - Excuse me, could you take our picture 1422 01:07:02,227 --> 01:07:04,437 with this nice young man? 1423 01:07:04,438 --> 01:07:06,230 This is our first parade. 1424 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:07,940 - [Steve] Parents of transsexuals. 1425 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:09,942 - Preoperative transsexual lesbians. 1426 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:13,029 - At first, I was confused as anyone. 1427 01:07:13,030 --> 01:07:14,030 More confused. 1428 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:17,825 (camera clicking) 1429 01:07:17,826 --> 01:07:20,161 When Anthony first came to.. - Angelique, Ma. 1430 01:07:20,162 --> 01:07:22,497 - Oh, you were still Tony at the time. 1431 01:07:22,498 --> 01:07:26,083 He comes to me, and he says, "Ma, I wanna be a woman." 1432 01:07:26,084 --> 01:07:28,544 "I always felt like one." 1433 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,129 I said, "What are you, gay?" 1434 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:33,133 He said, "No, I'm not gay, I'm a lesbian." 1435 01:07:34,176 --> 01:07:35,801 - [Angelique] Exactly. 1436 01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:37,803 . My first thought was, when I was pregnant with you, 1437 01:07:37,804 --> 01:07:38,639 what did I do? 1438 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:39,806 Did I tilt-a-whirl? 1439 01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:41,642 (camera clicking) 1440 01:07:41,643 --> 01:07:43,226 Did I bungee jump? 1441 01:07:43,227 --> 01:07:44,435 - Bound For Glory? 1442 01:07:44,436 --> 01:07:46,395 - Oh, uh, the fountain. 1443 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:47,855 (man with hat grunts) 1444 01:07:47,856 --> 01:07:48,690 - Stop it. 1445 01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:49,650 - But you didn't judge. 1446 01:07:49,651 --> 01:07:53,361 - Oh, listen, alone, late at night, I judged plenty. 1447 01:07:53,362 --> 01:07:55,780 I judged you, I judged me. 1448 01:07:55,781 --> 01:07:58,991 I said to myself, I said: 1449 01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:01,536 "I don't understand this." 1450 01:08:01,537 --> 01:08:02,829 "What does he need?" 1451 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,999 You know what made me feel good? 1452 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,668 - [Jeffrey] What? 1453 01:08:08,669 --> 01:08:10,419 - Summer Olympics. 1454 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:15,424 I was watching them on TV, feeling sorry for myself. 1455 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:18,386 They kept showing these parents of these girls in the pool. 1456 01:08:18,387 --> 01:08:20,138 - Synchronized swimmers. - Exactly. 1457 01:08:21,098 --> 01:08:25,102 And the parents, they kept crying and waving flags. 1458 01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:26,895 And I said to myself, 1459 01:08:26,896 --> 01:08:29,313 "Hey, if they can feel proud of their kids 1460 01:08:29,314 --> 01:08:33,067 "just because they can stand on their head in the deep end, 1461 01:08:33,068 --> 01:08:35,404 "I can feel proud of mine." - Aw. 1462 01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:38,030 - Hey. 1463 01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:41,617 (camera clicking) 1464 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:42,785 . One more, one more. - No, come on, Ma, this... 1465 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:45,246 - You think we're gonna need sunscreen? 1466 01:08:45,247 --> 01:08:46,539 - Over there, they (mumbling). 1467 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:47,374 - Thank you. 1468 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,293 - All right. - Good boy, good boy. 1469 01:08:51,545 --> 01:08:54,338 (people murmuring) 1470 01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:55,339 - Jeffrey. 1471 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,677 Wow, long time no see. 1472 01:09:00,596 --> 01:09:01,596 You look great. 1473 01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:02,431 - Thanks. 1474 01:09:02,432 --> 01:09:03,514 You, too. 1475 01:09:03,515 --> 01:09:05,057 - Has anyone seen Darius? 1476 01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:08,603 I lost him somewhere near those S&M people. 1477 01:09:08,604 --> 01:09:11,856 I swear I saw this terrifying man wearing a dog collar, 1478 01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:14,066 harness and jackboots, snarling at me. 1479 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:16,527 And I look closer, and it was my upholsterer. 1480 01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:17,695 (laughing) - Oh, my God. 1481 01:09:17,696 --> 01:09:19,405 - Should I get my nipples pierced? 1482 01:09:19,406 --> 01:09:20,240 - What? 1483 01:09:20,241 --> 01:09:22,950 - I just saw this big guy, totally naked except 1484 01:09:22,951 --> 01:09:25,953 for a jockstrap and two gold rings, right here and here. 1485 01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:27,204 - For guest towels. 1486 01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,040 (laughing) 1487 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:28,999 - What group are you guys with? 1488 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,625 - Gay Men Who Need A Cigarette. 1489 01:09:30,626 --> 01:09:33,544 - Interior Designers Fight AIDS. 1490 01:09:33,545 --> 01:09:36,505 - Care With Flair. 1491 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,506 - Hey. - Oh. 1492 01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:39,425 - The Sheep Meadow. 1493 01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:41,093 - Come along, Jeffrey, you can help. 1494 01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:42,720 - Uh, no, I'll catch up. 1495 01:09:42,721 --> 01:09:43,639 - Oh! 1496 01:09:43,639 --> 01:09:44,639 Come on. 1497 01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:46,808 - [Man In White T-Shirt] I got it, Steve. 1498 01:09:46,809 --> 01:09:47,975 - Oh, thanks. 1499 01:09:47,976 --> 01:09:51,687 Hey, I know, we'll put you on the best float 1500 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:52,730 with the porn stars. 1501 01:09:52,731 --> 01:09:54,106 - No, no, no. 1502 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:56,692 Actually, I'm not marching. 1503 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:57,527 - What? 1504 01:09:57,528 --> 01:09:59,648 - Yeah, I was just taking a shortcut through the park. 1505 01:10:00,572 --> 01:10:02,449 I kind of forgot it was Gay Pride Day. 1506 01:10:06,078 --> 01:10:07,078 - Wee! 1507 01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:09,538 - [Steve] Well, I hope this not-marching thing 1508 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,457 doesn't have anything to do with me. 1509 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,292 (chuckling) 1510 01:10:12,293 --> 01:10:14,335 Because I know I gave you a pretty hard time. 1511 01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:15,544 - [Jeffrey] No, you didn't. 1512 01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:16,545 - I tried. 1513 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,342 Seriously, it's good to see you. 1514 01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:22,928 And I'm not hitting on you. 1515 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:25,722 - And why not, hm? 1516 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,351 (Steve grunts) 1517 01:10:30,352 --> 01:10:31,352 - Jeffrey. 1518 01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:34,189 - Oh. 1519 01:10:34,189 --> 01:10:35,189 I gotta go. 1520 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:38,193 I gotta meet somebody. 1521 01:10:39,361 --> 01:10:40,361 - [Steve] Pardon me? 1522 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:42,571 - Yeah, uh... 1523 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,074 My sublet, I hope. 1524 01:10:45,075 --> 01:10:46,534 - Your sublet? 1525 01:10:46,535 --> 01:10:47,827 Are you moving? 1526 01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:48,828 Where? 1527 01:10:49,830 --> 01:10:51,330 . [Jeffrey] I shouldn't have said anything. 1528 01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:52,331 - No, come on. 1529 01:10:54,793 --> 01:10:55,793 - Back to Wisconsin. 1530 01:10:56,837 --> 01:10:58,003 Bye. 1531 01:10:58,004 --> 01:10:59,004 - [Steve] Wisconsin? 1532 01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,381 - Yeah, but not for a month. 1533 01:11:00,382 --> 01:11:02,759 Really, I gotta go. - Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 1534 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,219 - Oh, Steve, it's a good idea, really it is, 1535 01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:07,763 because there's no car alarms, there's no potholes. 1536 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:09,099 - No parades? 1537 01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:12,143 - No parades, no. - What about Sterling? 1538 01:11:12,144 --> 01:11:13,894 What about Darius? 1539 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:15,896 - [Event Announcer] Steve Howard to Flatbed 3. 1540 01:11:15,897 --> 01:11:17,356 Steve Howard. 1541 01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:19,985 - What are you gonna do in Wisconsin? 1542 01:11:21,987 --> 01:11:22,987 - Uh, live. 1543 01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:25,741 Breathe, hide... 1544 01:11:27,701 --> 01:11:28,827 Until it's all over. 1545 01:11:30,203 --> 01:11:32,580 - Till what's all over, Jeffrey? 1546 01:11:32,581 --> 01:11:33,581 AIDS? 1547 01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:35,666 Or your life? 1548 01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:39,670 - Either. 1549 01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:43,132 (people murmuring) 1550 01:11:43,133 --> 01:11:44,175 (Steve chuckles) 1551 01:11:44,176 --> 01:11:45,844 - Boy, good to have known you, hm. 1552 01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:48,096 It was a growth experience. 1553 01:11:49,181 --> 01:11:50,931 . [Jeffrey] Come on, maybe I'll come back, who knows? 1554 01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:51,932 Someday. 1555 01:11:54,019 --> 01:11:56,812 - You know, that's the difference between you and me, 1556 01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:59,231 in that one word: Someday. 1557 01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:00,691 A real luxury item. 1558 01:12:00,692 --> 01:12:02,443 - [Man Running] Steve! 1559 01:12:02,444 --> 01:12:03,278 - [Steve] Hey. 1560 01:12:03,278 --> 01:12:04,112 - There you are. 1561 01:12:04,113 --> 01:12:05,613 - Hey. 1562 01:12:05,614 --> 01:12:06,947 Uh... 1563 01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:09,117 Sean, this is Jeffrey. 1564 01:12:10,035 --> 01:12:11,243 - Really? 1565 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:12,078 At last. 1566 01:12:12,079 --> 01:12:13,439 I've heard way too much about you. 1567 01:12:14,498 --> 01:12:16,874 - Uh, are you two guys, um... 1568 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:17,875 - Yeah. 1569 01:12:18,919 --> 01:12:19,836 Yeah. 1570 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:20,670 Two months, now. 1571 01:12:20,671 --> 01:12:22,129 - We met on the parade committee. 1572 01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:24,632 - [Woman] Five, four, three. 1573 01:12:24,633 --> 01:12:27,844 - Hey, come here, come here, come here. 1574 01:12:29,596 --> 01:12:31,347 . Good afternoon, this is Chuck Farting here 1575 01:12:31,348 --> 01:12:34,433 at Manhattan's, some would say, notorious Gay Pride march. 1576 01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:36,644 Homosexuals have made great strides in recent years 1577 01:12:36,645 --> 01:12:39,021 and I am surrounded by them. 1578 01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:40,397 Are you homosexuals? 1579 01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:42,566 - Yes, Chuck, we are. 1580 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:44,109 - Chuck! 1581 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:45,236 Hi. 1582 01:12:45,237 --> 01:12:46,946 I love your show. 1583 01:12:46,947 --> 01:12:49,114 You are so cute. 1584 01:12:49,115 --> 01:12:50,033 Hi. 1585 01:12:50,034 --> 01:12:54,036 Hi, we're here, we're queer and we're on TV! 1586 01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:54,996 (laughing) 1587 01:12:54,997 --> 01:12:57,165 - No, no, it is working, really. 1588 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:00,125 - And here's a regular fellow. 1589 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:01,752 He could be anyone: your son, your brother, 1590 01:13:01,753 --> 01:13:02,587 the guy next door. 1591 01:13:02,588 --> 01:13:04,088 Your name? 1592 01:13:04,089 --> 01:13:05,548 - Jeffrey. 1593 01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:07,717 - And how are you celebrating Gay Pride Day? 1594 01:13:08,844 --> 01:13:09,844 - I'm running. 1595 01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:12,805 - Provocative. - Chuck! 1596 01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:14,181 - Chuck! - Chuck! 1597 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,058 - Well, it seems we have a mother-and-daughter team here, 1598 01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:17,768 is that right? - That's right. 1599 01:13:17,769 --> 01:13:18,603 - Don't ask. 1600 01:13:18,604 --> 01:13:21,063 - And what are you ladies going to do to celebrate this Gay Pride occasion? 1601 01:13:21,064 --> 01:13:22,231 Something very special? 1602 01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:23,482 - You bet, Chuck. 1603 01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:25,025 We're gonna ride on a flatbed truck 1604 01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:26,402 for the whole world to see. 1605 01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:27,237 - [All] Yeah, yeah. 1606 01:13:27,238 --> 01:13:30,197 - Because we are proud of who and what we are. 1607 01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:31,032 - [All] Yeah. 1608 01:13:31,033 --> 01:13:32,075 - And after the parade? 1609 01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:35,202 - Angelique is going to remove her penis. 1610 01:13:35,203 --> 01:13:36,787 - It's coming right off. 1611 01:13:36,788 --> 01:13:37,664 - [All] Yeah! 1612 01:13:37,665 --> 01:13:42,627 (marching band upbeat music) (people murmuring) 1613 01:14:19,623 --> 01:14:22,500 (people murmuring) 1614 01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:34,470 - Hey, how is he? 1615 01:14:35,764 --> 01:14:36,764 - No change. 1616 01:14:38,558 --> 01:14:39,392 - Can I see him? 1617 01:14:39,393 --> 01:14:40,559 - No. 1618 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:41,560 He's uh... 1619 01:14:42,854 --> 01:14:45,522 He wouldn't know who you are, or talk. 1620 01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:46,523 It's a coma. 1621 01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:50,444 (sighs) 1622 01:14:50,445 --> 01:14:51,655 - Do you need anything? 1623 01:14:52,906 --> 01:14:53,906 - No, I'm fine. 1624 01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,082 (sighs) 1625 01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:04,292 Where were you? 1626 01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:06,585 - Working. 1627 01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:10,590 My last job, the Hilton, a whimper. 1628 01:15:13,969 --> 01:15:14,969 Is his mom in there? 1629 01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:18,014 - No, she's back at our place, getting some rest. 1630 01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:21,142 (sighs) 1631 01:15:21,143 --> 01:15:22,435 He doesn't recognize anyone. 1632 01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:25,438 - Well, you never know. 1633 01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:26,815 - No, he doesn't, he's dead. 1634 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:30,442 - What? 1635 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:33,195 - Half an hour ago. 1636 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,619 That's the first time that I've said it out loud. 1637 01:15:43,832 --> 01:15:44,958 A brain hemorrhage. 1638 01:15:46,001 --> 01:15:46,918 (Jeffrey gasps) 1639 01:15:46,919 --> 01:15:48,211 That's why it was so fast. 1640 01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:51,089 These brain things. 1641 01:15:53,258 --> 01:15:56,136 That's why three weeks ago he was marching on Fifth Avenue 1642 01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:00,639 with me. 1643 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,890 - [Doctor] Friedman. 1644 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:02,726 - [Patient] Yeah. 1645 01:16:02,727 --> 01:16:03,810 - [Doctor] Come with me. 1646 01:16:08,982 --> 01:16:09,982 - Sterling. 1647 01:16:11,693 --> 01:16:13,193 I'm so sorry. 1648 01:16:13,194 --> 01:16:14,320 - You're what? 1649 01:16:15,447 --> 01:16:16,488 You're sorry? 1650 01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,533 Oh, thank you, Jeffrey, thank you. 1651 01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:20,785 Darius is dead. 1652 01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:25,373 Everyone, and I'm sorry, too. 1653 01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:34,423 I'm sorry. 1654 01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:40,346 - Is there anything that I can do? 1655 01:16:42,849 --> 01:16:43,850 - I wasn't enough. 1656 01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:46,810 I wasn't important enough. 1657 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:49,522 I couldn't snub it. 1658 01:16:51,691 --> 01:16:53,359 Couldn't scare it off with a look. 1659 01:16:54,444 --> 01:16:59,365 I couldn't shield him with raw silk and tassels and Type X. 1660 01:17:02,035 --> 01:17:03,203 The limits of style. 1661 01:17:05,330 --> 01:17:07,790 - But you loved Darius and Darius loved you... 1662 01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:09,958 - Jesus, Jeffrey, how can you?! 1663 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,043 - [Jeffrey] What? 1664 01:17:11,044 --> 01:17:12,003 - You know, I don't know why, Jeffrey, 1665 01:17:12,004 --> 01:17:14,547 I'm obviously quite out of my mind, but right now... 1666 01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:21,220 No, I don't. 1667 01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:23,807 I don't hate you. 1668 01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:26,601 - You hate me? 1669 01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:37,486 . Jeffrey, perhaps you should just not be here, 1670 01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:38,571 not just right now. 1671 01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:40,572 - Please, Sterling. 1672 01:17:42,242 --> 01:17:43,617 Please, please, let me help you. 1673 01:17:43,618 --> 01:17:44,452 What can I do? 1674 01:17:44,452 --> 01:17:45,370 - What can you do, Jeffrey? 1675 01:17:45,370 --> 01:17:46,204 Nothing. 1676 01:17:46,204 --> 01:17:47,038 You're leaving. 1677 01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:49,374 You're going away to some place insane. 1678 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:52,417 I'm sorry. 1679 01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:58,383 (nurse murmuring) 1680 01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:03,471 (sobbing) 1681 01:18:07,392 --> 01:18:08,892 - I can stay for a few more days... 1682 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:09,893 - No! 1683 01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:12,980 Please, go. 1684 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:16,860 You are not part of this. 1685 01:18:18,111 --> 01:18:19,654 This has nothing to do with you. 1686 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:29,329 You know, Darius once said 1687 01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:31,624 that you were the saddest person he ever knew. 1688 01:18:37,088 --> 01:18:38,173 - Why did he say that? 1689 01:18:39,549 --> 01:18:43,178 - Because he was sick, because he had a fatal disease 1690 01:18:44,554 --> 01:18:46,890 and he was one million times happier than you. 1691 01:18:47,765 --> 01:18:51,560 - You loved Darius and look what happens. 1692 01:18:51,561 --> 01:18:55,231 Do you want me to go through this with Steve? 1693 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:58,066 - Yes. 1694 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,820 (bell ringing) 1695 01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:02,821 - Jeffrey. 1696 01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:04,907 (gentle instrumental music) 1697 01:19:04,908 --> 01:19:05,908 Guess what? 1698 01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,410 It's the tunnel of light you're supposed 1699 01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:11,830 to see right before you die, with all your dead relatives. 1700 01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:15,460 (gentle instrumental music) 1701 01:19:20,632 --> 01:19:23,383 (panting) 1702 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:24,219 - What are you? 1703 01:19:24,220 --> 01:19:28,264 Are you some sort of grief-induced hallucination? 1704 01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:30,891 Why did you come back? 1705 01:19:30,892 --> 01:19:32,726 - To see you. 1706 01:19:32,727 --> 01:19:35,812 I figured you got here too late, I was already in the coma. 1707 01:19:35,813 --> 01:19:39,066 - Sweetheart, it's me! 1708 01:19:39,067 --> 01:19:40,400 Aunt Phyllis. 1709 01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:41,652 - And Uncle Barney. 1710 01:19:41,653 --> 01:19:43,403 - And Cousin Gary. 1711 01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:45,072 - You'll love it. 1712 01:19:45,073 --> 01:19:46,615 You look great. 1713 01:19:46,616 --> 01:19:49,034 - Meow! (grunts) 1714 01:19:49,035 --> 01:19:50,411 - Did you bring me anything? 1715 01:19:54,249 --> 01:19:55,374 - Flowers. 1716 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:56,375 - [Darius] Where? 1717 01:19:57,043 --> 01:19:58,043 - I was in a hurry. 1718 01:19:59,379 --> 01:20:02,881 - [Phyllis] Look who's here, Grandma Rose. 1719 01:20:02,882 --> 01:20:04,841 - [Rose] Are you married? 1720 01:20:04,842 --> 01:20:07,344 - Jeffrey, I'm dead. 1721 01:20:07,345 --> 01:20:08,345 You're not. 1722 01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:10,390 - I know that. 1723 01:20:10,390 --> 01:20:11,266 - You do? 1724 01:20:11,266 --> 01:20:12,266 Prove it. 1725 01:20:13,685 --> 01:20:14,852 - What do you mean? 1726 01:20:15,853 --> 01:20:17,312 - Go dancing. 1727 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:18,730 - Go to a show! 1728 01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:19,731 - Make trouble. 1729 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:21,650 - Make out. 1730 01:20:21,651 --> 01:20:24,362 - Hate AIDS, Jeffrey, not life. 1731 01:20:26,114 --> 01:20:27,114 - How? 1732 01:20:28,408 --> 01:20:32,954 . Just think of AIDS like the guest that won't leave. 1733 01:20:33,997 --> 01:20:35,707 The one we all hate. 1734 01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:38,584 But you have to remember. 1735 01:20:39,711 --> 01:20:41,128 - What? 1736 01:20:41,129 --> 01:20:43,506 - Hey, it's still our party. 1737 01:20:44,382 --> 01:20:47,510 (cheerful jazz music) 1738 01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:53,640 - [Phyllis] Darling, they're waiting. 1739 01:20:53,641 --> 01:20:54,641 - Wait, wait! 1740 01:20:56,436 --> 01:20:57,270 Is that it? 1741 01:20:57,271 --> 01:20:58,520 Is that all you have to tell me? 1742 01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:01,857 (cheerful jazz music) 1743 01:21:01,858 --> 01:21:03,400 - Be nice to Sterling. 1744 01:21:03,401 --> 01:21:06,529 (cheerful jazz music) 1745 01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:33,305 ♪ There will be spring in the air ♪ 1746 01:21:33,306 --> 01:21:36,058 ♪ On the way to your heart ♪ 1747 01:21:36,059 --> 01:21:38,643 ♪ Welcome sounds everywhere ♪ 1748 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:42,856 ♪ On the way to your heart ♪ 1749 01:21:42,857 --> 01:21:43,691 ♪ And the looks can arise ♪ 1750 01:21:43,691 --> 01:21:44,609 (answering machine bleeping) 1751 01:21:44,610 --> 01:21:45,776 - [Jeffrey] Hi, Steve. 1752 01:21:45,777 --> 01:21:47,319 Hi. 1753 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,279 Are you there? 1754 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:51,031 Or are you screening your calls? 1755 01:21:51,032 --> 01:21:55,535 Uh, listen, it's Jeffrey, and I'm not in Wisconsin. 1756 01:21:55,536 --> 01:21:58,247 I'm not a complete asshole. 1757 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,374 I have to see you. 1758 01:22:00,375 --> 01:22:01,542 It's an emergency. 1759 01:22:02,752 --> 01:22:05,587 10:00 tonight at the Essex House, please. 1760 01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,047 (answering machine bleeping) 1761 01:22:07,048 --> 01:22:11,843 ♪ How did I happen to lose my way on the way... ♪ 1762 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:14,262 - [Steve] Jeffrey? 1763 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,098 ♪ To your heart ♪ 1764 01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:15,932 - [Steve] Jeffrey. 1765 01:22:15,933 --> 01:22:17,432 - [Waiter] Monsieur. 1766 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:18,643 - [Steve] What? 1767 01:22:20,019 --> 01:22:21,478 All right, what's going on? 1768 01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:22,814 You said it was important. 1769 01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:31,196 - Table for two? 1770 01:22:31,197 --> 01:22:32,197 - [Steve] Excuse me? 1771 01:22:35,660 --> 01:22:37,020 - [Jeffrey] Didn't we have a date? 1772 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:41,957 - [Steve] Oh, my God. 1773 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:42,958 - Ugh! 1774 01:22:44,419 --> 01:22:45,544 Well, I didn't think you'd come. 1775 01:22:45,545 --> 01:22:47,212 When I left the message, I didn't know 1776 01:22:47,213 --> 01:22:48,965 if John would let you. 1777 01:22:50,758 --> 01:22:51,717 - [Steve] Sean. 1778 01:22:51,718 --> 01:22:52,926 - Dump him. 1779 01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:54,052 - [Steve] What? 1780 01:22:54,053 --> 01:22:54,887 - Just tell him it's over. 1781 01:22:54,888 --> 01:22:56,347 Be really mean. 1782 01:22:57,265 --> 01:22:59,266 - [Steve] It's a little too late for that. 1783 01:22:59,267 --> 01:23:00,267 - Why? 1784 01:23:01,436 --> 01:23:02,645 - [Steve] Sean dumped me. 1785 01:23:03,563 --> 01:23:04,397 - He did? 1786 01:23:04,398 --> 01:23:05,439 Really? 1787 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:06,898 - [Steve] He couldn't take it. 1788 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:07,941 The sex. 1789 01:23:07,942 --> 01:23:09,359 He was exhausted. 1790 01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:10,194 He's 22. 1791 01:23:10,195 --> 01:23:11,946 - Were you upset? - Of course. 1792 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:14,490 - A whole bunch? 1793 01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,410 . Goodbye, Jeffrey. - Steve. 1794 01:23:18,411 --> 01:23:23,081 If I asked you to, could we have sex? 1795 01:23:23,082 --> 01:23:26,878 Safe sex, some kind of sex, tonight? 1796 01:23:28,838 --> 01:23:29,838 - What? 1797 01:23:31,048 --> 01:23:33,259 You are really unbelievable. 1798 01:23:40,057 --> 01:23:41,267 What is this, Jeffrey? 1799 01:23:43,269 --> 01:23:45,520 What, you think it's so easy, huh? 1800 01:23:45,521 --> 01:23:48,566 You just leave a message, rent a tuxedo. 1801 01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:52,278 I am still HIV positive. 1802 01:23:53,404 --> 01:23:55,906 - [Jeffrey] So? 1803 01:23:55,907 --> 01:23:56,907 - So? 1804 01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:01,162 So it doesn't go away, Jeffrey. 1805 01:24:02,455 --> 01:24:04,206 It only gets worse. 1806 01:24:04,207 --> 01:24:05,207 - [Jeffrey] I know. 1807 01:24:06,918 --> 01:24:09,086 - Don't do this, don't even, you fucker! 1808 01:24:10,046 --> 01:24:13,798 Don't you pretend, because I will not be your good deed. 1809 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:16,051 - You're not, you're not, I'm too selfish. 1810 01:24:16,052 --> 01:24:17,594 I don't want a red ribbon. 1811 01:24:17,595 --> 01:24:19,972 - Oh, I am touched! - I want you. 1812 01:24:23,476 --> 01:24:24,977 - Say we have sex. 1813 01:24:27,146 --> 01:24:28,146 Say we like it. 1814 01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:31,024 And say tomorrow morning you decide 1815 01:24:31,025 --> 01:24:32,150 to take off for Wisconsin? 1816 01:24:32,151 --> 01:24:34,444 - I won't. - How do I know that? 1817 01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:35,488 - Because I am... 1818 01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:39,699 I'm a gay man. 1819 01:24:41,494 --> 01:24:45,331 And I live in this city, and I am not an innocent bystander. 1820 01:24:46,374 --> 01:24:47,374 Not anymore. 1821 01:25:00,513 --> 01:25:01,597 - So... 1822 01:25:07,103 --> 01:25:08,562 How bad do you want it? 1823 01:25:08,563 --> 01:25:10,063 - Oh. 1824 01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:13,775 (lively piano music) 1825 01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:14,776 Find out. 1826 01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:18,071 - This is nice. 1827 01:25:18,072 --> 01:25:19,573 You want it. 1828 01:25:19,574 --> 01:25:21,199 Suddenly, it's my decision. 1829 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:22,993 I get to be Jeffrey. 1830 01:25:22,994 --> 01:25:24,995 - Oh, fuck you. 1831 01:25:24,996 --> 01:25:26,288 - Maybe. 1832 01:25:26,289 --> 01:25:28,416 (popping) 1833 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:30,500 - [Jeffrey] Maybe? 1834 01:25:31,544 --> 01:25:34,838 - I think you should woo me first. 1835 01:25:34,839 --> 01:25:36,256 Dinner. 1836 01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:37,967 Maybe dancing. 1837 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:43,555 And then... - Unbelievably hot sex. 1838 01:25:43,556 --> 01:25:44,390 - Not yet. 1839 01:25:44,390 --> 01:25:45,390 - Oh, come on, what... 1840 01:25:46,851 --> 01:25:47,851 What do you want? 1841 01:25:49,437 --> 01:25:50,437 - Jewelry. 1842 01:25:51,606 --> 01:25:52,606 - Yes! 1843 01:25:55,985 --> 01:25:56,985 - Yes. 1844 01:26:00,114 --> 01:26:01,364 Yes? 1845 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:04,410 (lively piano music) 1846 01:26:07,622 --> 01:26:08,622 - Yes. 1847 01:26:12,710 --> 01:26:13,753 - But, Steve, 1848 01:26:16,631 --> 01:26:18,798 first you have to promise me something. 1849 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,844 (lively piano music) 1850 01:26:23,763 --> 01:26:24,763 - What? 1851 01:26:26,432 --> 01:26:30,144 - Promise me that you will not get sick. 1852 01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:35,398 - Done. 1853 01:26:37,777 --> 01:26:39,153 - And you will not die. 1854 01:26:43,491 --> 01:26:44,491 - Never. 1855 01:26:49,163 --> 01:26:50,163 - Liar. 1856 01:27:00,091 --> 01:27:02,968 - Jesus, we really shouldn't do this. 1857 01:27:06,597 --> 01:27:07,764 We're really asking for it. 1858 01:27:07,765 --> 01:27:09,265 And you give me one good reason. 1859 01:27:09,266 --> 01:27:11,768 One good reason why we even have a prayer. 1860 01:27:11,769 --> 01:27:13,853 - One, one good reason? - I do. 1861 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:16,899 (lively piano music) 1862 01:27:23,656 --> 01:27:25,073 - I dare you. 1863 01:27:25,074 --> 01:27:28,119 (lively piano music) 1864 01:28:00,359 --> 01:28:03,946 (lively instrumental music) 1865 01:28:08,743 --> 01:28:12,996 ♪ Someday, I know, he'll smile hello ♪ 1866 01:28:12,997 --> 01:28:17,417 ♪ A warm welcome will be ♪ 1867 01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:21,671 ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪ 1868 01:28:21,672 --> 01:28:26,009 ♪ Someone who's looking for me ♪ 1869 01:28:26,010 --> 01:28:30,388 ♪ Standing there we'll learn to kiss ♪ 1870 01:28:30,389 --> 01:28:34,768 ♪ In fact it really leads ♪ 1871 01:28:34,769 --> 01:28:39,189 ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪ 1872 01:28:39,190 --> 01:28:43,610 ♪ Someone who's looking for me ♪ 1873 01:28:43,611 --> 01:28:47,822 ♪ We will walk as if were on wings ♪ 1874 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:52,285 ♪ When a breathless moment arrives ♪ 1875 01:28:52,286 --> 01:28:56,623 ♪ Talk over little intimate things ♪ 1876 01:28:56,624 --> 01:29:01,085 ♪ As though we've known each other all our lives ♪ 1877 01:29:01,086 --> 01:29:05,298 ♪ Some sweet day you'll come my way ♪ 1878 01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:09,803 ♪ The one I'm longing to see ♪ 1879 01:29:09,804 --> 01:29:14,140 ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪ 1880 01:29:14,141 --> 01:29:18,520 ♪ Someone who's looking ♪ 1881 01:29:18,521 --> 01:29:22,106 ♪ Someone who's looking for me ♪ 1882 01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:30,107 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1883 01:29:48,926 --> 01:29:52,470 ♪ I tried so hard to ignore this pain ♪ 1884 01:29:52,471 --> 01:29:56,349 ♪ Cos I don't want my love to be in vain ♪ 1885 01:29:56,350 --> 01:30:00,645 ♪ Such a simple thing to avoid me now ♪ 1886 01:30:00,646 --> 01:30:05,108 ♪ You walked in my life and I can't let you out ♪ 1887 01:30:05,109 --> 01:30:08,069 ♪ I'd be so helpless without you ♪ 1888 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:13,032 ♪ Wouldn't know how to carry my whole life through ♪ 1889 01:30:13,033 --> 01:30:17,036 ♪ From this day on I will never forget ♪ 1890 01:30:17,037 --> 01:30:21,791 ♪ All this time, like the first night we spent ♪ 1891 01:30:21,792 --> 01:30:27,380 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1892 01:30:27,381 --> 01:30:29,799 ♪ No, I don't know what to do ♪ 1893 01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:36,472 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1894 01:30:36,473 --> 01:30:40,184 ♪ I'd be lost without something to cling to ♪ 1895 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:44,188 ♪ Cos there's no one else who loves me like you do ♪ 1896 01:30:44,189 --> 01:30:48,610 ♪ Such a wicked spell that you're giving me ♪ 1897 01:30:48,611 --> 01:30:52,822 ♪ I never thought this is the way that it would be ♪ 1898 01:30:52,823 --> 01:30:55,950 ♪ I'd be so helpless without you ♪ 1899 01:30:55,951 --> 01:31:00,914 ♪ Wouldn't know how to carry my whole life through ♪ 1900 01:31:00,915 --> 01:31:04,834 ♪ From this day on I will never forget ♪ 1901 01:31:04,835 --> 01:31:09,589 ♪ All this time, like the first night we spent ♪ 1902 01:31:09,590 --> 01:31:17,590 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1903 01:31:19,808 --> 01:31:21,726 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 1904 01:31:21,727 --> 01:31:27,440 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1905 01:31:27,441 --> 01:31:29,525 ♪ Not without you ♪ 1906 01:31:29,526 --> 01:31:37,526 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1907 01:31:39,078 --> 01:31:41,579 ♪ No, I don't know what to do ♪ 1908 01:31:41,580 --> 01:31:47,085 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1909 01:31:47,086 --> 01:31:49,504 ♪ No, I don't know what to do ♪ 1910 01:31:49,505 --> 01:31:54,926 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1911 01:31:54,927 --> 01:31:57,553 ♪ No, I don't know what to do ♪ 1912 01:31:57,554 --> 01:32:00,348 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1913 01:32:00,349 --> 01:32:05,312 ♪ I will never ever find another love like you ♪ 1914 01:32:05,521 --> 01:32:12,568 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1915 01:32:12,569 --> 01:32:15,114 (upbeat music) 1916 01:33:17,426 --> 01:33:25,426 ♪ I don't know what to do without you ♪ 1917 01:33:32,649 --> 01:33:40,649 ♪ That's what you do ♪ 125696