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Start of the stag do.

I cannot wait, mate.

Hello, Thailand! The Geordies are here!

So, who do you think's gonna come out, then?

Hopefully, more than that come to the engagement party.

We're going to Thailand, son. Thailand!Come on!

Ricci and Jay were an absolute no-show.

They also didn't tell me they weren't coming.

It was shit craic. What about Chantelle?

I've seen the photos online of youse both together.

Nah, I haven't spoken to her. We just don't speak.

CHEERING

Where youse at? We're in Bangkok.

Hurry up and get here.

'Hello?' ALL:Hello!

I'm so excited to see the boys, even if the stag happens to be my ex.

Marnie has literally said that Sophie has not been there for her.

She's not stuck up for her.

If Marnie and Sophie came face-to-face,

I don't think it would be a pretty sight.

Long time no fucking see!

Did you miss me?

Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild

If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party

If you wanna go wild If you wanna go

Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild

If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party

Let's party, party Gonna go wild

Let's party hard We're gonna go wild

Party, party, gonna go wild Let's party hard

Gonna go all night, all night All night. #

Cos I do what I want

Cos I do what I want... #

THEY LAUGH

Can't believe you're getting married.

What's happening, lad? You good?

It's only Scotty T. Things are about to get lairy.

Good to see you. Look at you.How are you?

Can't believe it. Scotty T is back in the building.

Fuck off. Scott, aye.Fuck off.

When youse getting married, like?

LAUGHTER

Fucking hell, mate.

Ooh, get me a drink, mate. I want to go berserk.

If someone asked me if I've changed since last Geordie Shore, aye, mate.

I've pure calmed down. I read books, I do yoga and that. Also...

fuck off, man.

Baby, I'm back... #

Youse look fantastic. Fucking hell. I need to start training, me, like.

LAUGHTER

You're all getting tortured...

Me and Scott were really close when we grew up.

But then we kind of drifted apart in Geordie Shore.

I'm really glad he's come on my stag, though.

I think.

Howay, then, obviously there's never not drama without the lasses,

so where the fuck are they?

There was a big falling out between Marnie and Charlotte.

Really?

Yes. Because we had the kids there. Oh, sh... Ooh, shit, Holly.

Oh, yeah, we've got a child. Should have told him that, like.

You've got a child? We've got a child.

Sorry.

How does Scott not know that Holly's got a child?

Like, what planet does he live on?

Anyway, it was all a bit... bit of a shitshow.

And Casey was, uh... Who the fuck's he?

Oh, she's still with him? Marnie's husband!Oh.

Still with him? They're married. They've got two kids.

They're married, Scott. Ooh, man.

Sophie's coming. Charlotte's not coming.

Oh, aye, Sophie. She's a bit radgie. Yeah.She'll be coming.

And Chloe's coming. Oh, buzzing.

Yeah? When was the last time you seen Chloe?

When I was hanging out the back of her.

LAUGHTER

TOILET FLUSHES

ABBIE:How are you feeling?

I've got a really bad case of Bangkok belly.

This doesn't sound great. You're staying in, then?

What about you?

Same.

Sophie and Abbie are absolutely pathetic. They need to get a grip.

Man up and get out!

Plan for tonight, then, lady? Right, OK.

There is a night called Queen's Night.

Oh. This is an amazing show.

I've been to it before. Whoo!

The Sophie I know wouldn't let a dose of the shits

stopping her from going out on a night like this.

It's making me think there's something else going on.

Right, well, what you wearing, then?

You mind your own business and get ready.No, why we come...

Can you stop touching your balls in front of us?

It's really making me uncomfortable.

Right, should we call the girls, then,

and let them know that Scotty T's here?Yeah.

Or send them, no, we'll send them a video.Send a video.

Oh, I love a video, me, like.

Should I just stand at the back with me knob out?Don't start.

I've been trying to get in touch with the girls,

and they're just not picking up.

But we'll send them a video, show them Scotty's here now.

Hopefully, it stops them dicking about in Bangkok.

Yes, girls. Hi, guys!

Looking forward to seeing youse real soon.

We've got a little surprise for you.

I'm fucking back, baby.

Whoo! LAUGHTER

Are we going? Come on, then. Oh, wait, wait.

Howay, then. I've got a surprise.

So, it just needs to be made known that you are...

No way, that's ill!

Kyle came to my hen do in Portugal,

and I had the biggest bride hat ever,

so it was only right that I got him a big groom hat.

Wow! Oh, it's so good!

Look at that.

That actually looks good, that.

Honestly, even if Holly dressed me

only in the groom hat and nothing else,

it would still be better than what James put me in last night.

Right, howay, let's get ourselves a night out.Get them.

Let's go.Yeah, watch me. You'll be sick of us after two hours.

Yeah.

NATHAN: Chloe, where the hell have you brought us?

You just wait and see. It's way too posh.

It's for me to know and you to find out.

There's no place better to watch a drag show than Bangkok.

What's this? Is that the boys?

I've just been sent a video message. Fucking great.

This is gonna mess with my roaming data.

HE GASPS There's Holly.

Yes, girls.

Hi, guys.Looking forward to seeing youse real soon.

We've got a little surprise for you. I'm fucking back, baby.

THEY GASP, LAUGHTER ON VIDEO

Of all the people I thought would be coming back,

I would never have expected Scott.

But I'm so fucking glad to have him back.

I'm excited. Oh, we're going in.

Whoo! You got the tickets?

Wow!

Fuck me, it looks like Chloe is on one tonight.

She's confused this sophisticated Bangkok nightclub

for somewhere on the Bigg Market.

Neck your drink.

For the second night of Kyle's stag do,

I wanted to give him a proper island experience.

So I've booked this sick beach club. I think he's gonna love it.

He's mental, he's mortal,

and he's sweating like a nun in a cucumber patch.

But Scotty is just the shot of energy this stag do needs.

Watching Scotty T do his work

is like watching a David Attenborough documentary.

Except more Jager bombs.

While all the others are coupling up

and chatting about pensions and that,

I'm the one who's keeping the fucking Geordie flame alive.

Ooh! Aww!

The last time me and Kyle were in Thailand,

it was the end of a very bad relationship.

And now we're back in such a better place,

and I'm now cockblocking Kyle

and making sure that everybody knows he's the groom.

I haven't seen Scott in ages, but he's exactly how I remember him.

But recently, I've been questioning

how genuine my friendship is with Ricci and Jay.

This must be some big misunderstanding.

Ricci and Jay mustn't have thought they were invited.

These boys need to communicate better.

Holly is 100% right about this.

But I can't address it tonight because we're all pissed,

and I don't want tonight to turn into a shitshow.

So, are you ready for the show? CHEERING

This show is absolutely wild.

Astronomic

Moving faster than the sound Kinda supersonic

I know I got it... #

I've seen a lot of queen shows, but tonight's is up there with the best.

CHEERING # Iconic

So hypnotic

Make explosions like a bomb Kinda exotic

You know I got it... #

I love when me and Nathan are at these nights,

just cos we get to forget about what's going on in the real world

and just have a good time.

And of course, get drunk.

I've been loving these performers, but a game?

This is making me feel a bit nervous.

Oh, fuck. A dance-off against Chloe?

And what the fuck is a dick shot?

I'm starting to think sitting on the front row was a massive mistake.

What's your name? Nathan.

And where from? England.

Oh, Br... CHLOE: Unfortunately!

LAUGHTER Let's go!

I just want to obliterate Chloe Ferry.

I can see that Nathan is looking pretty smug after that,

but it's time for the real professional to come over.

Move along, darling. Move along.

Barbara. Her name's not Barbara.

Cindy. Your name is Cindy. Let's go.

Chloe Ferry has just done the splits

and waved her arse cheeks in my face.

Surely, that's grounds for disqualification.

Congratulations, Cindy.

AIRHORN HONKS

Well, Nathan, you didn't expect that, did you?

Move over for the superstar.

ALL CHANT:Cindy, Cindy, Cindy!

I have no fucking clue as to what's going on.

There's glass cocks everywhere, and everyone's calling Chloe Cindy.

I've had a very good night.

You are so drunk, lady. So drunk.

I've been waiting for this, right.

We're going to have a competition to see who can get...

SHOUTING, SCREAMING

Fuck's sake, man.

Oh, I wanna go to bed now. I've got anxiety.

Scotty, man.

LAUGHTER Ruff!

He literally just doesn't stop.

Howay. SCOTTY LAUGHS

Howay, man.

Good night, lads. Night.

Oh. He's stopped.

SCOTTY SNORES

Howay, Scott, lie on your side.

This fucking room is gonna be a nightmare.

Scotty T's snoring is fucking brutal.

Too fucking loud, man.

Geordie Shore, why aye! #

Ooh, I feel sick. Mm...

What are you doing in here?

Fucking worst night's sleep ever. Really?

I didn't sleep a wink because Scotty's snoring was so loud.

Until I went and slept in the girls' room.

Should be called Snorey T instead of Scotty T.

SHE LAUGHS

How was your first night?

You look like you really enjoyed it.

I enjoyed it. Oh, yeah, I had a good night.

But you've got to remember, like, I wouldn't classify James and Scott

as my exes, but other people would.

So the girls being here would be more comfortable?100%.

Otherwise, a really good night.

I feel like youse all included me,

and I was obviously really grateful for that.

Loved having you there. Right, well, let's seize the day.

Yeah. Get some good food in. Hit the gym.

But let's go back to sleep for five minutes.

Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, boys.

Are youse feeling the...? Look at that.

LAUGHING:He's fucking flat out.

I hate him. I hate him. Scotty lad.

Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, lad. Fucking hell.

It's been all night.

I hope my next stag do outfit is some noise-cancelling headphones

if I've got to deal with Scotty's snoring the whole time.

Howay, then, Scotty, first fucking morning in the villa.

How you feeling? Fantastic.

LAUGHTER

He's just had his longest sleep in, like, nine years.

Ooh. My spine's in tatters, mate. Where's Ric Flair?

He's fucked off cos you were snoring.

Not hear him this morning? He was kicking off.

Oh, no, everyone's moaning about my snoring.

Well, mate. I cannot hear it.

Wicked. Fuck off.

I think the best thing to do is choose a designated room for you.

No.

LAUGHTER

I mean, I know Jay's joking,

but it actually sounds like a pretty good idea to me.

Right, howay, then, lads, let's get some breakfast.

Good morning, my darlings.

You feeling better, though? Yeah, I do.

Just feel so much better.

And I'm just so excited to see what Thailand has to offer today.

Oh, my God, I completely forgot.

So, Holly's in Ko Samui. And Scott's there, as well.

So, wait there. Is Holly the only girl there?

She's there with fucking James, Scott and Kyle.

And all us girls are here. Her ex-boyfriend. On his stag do.

We've already booked the flights. Oh, wow.

Yeah, we're going this morning. We did it last night.

We need to be there for Holly. Yeah.

And I wanna get back. We wanna see the others.

But, listen, tell me how much I missed out.

Did you get up on the stage, then, and have a little dance?

We had a dance-off. I did the splits. I'm in agony.Really?

You danced them fake fucking tatas off your chest.I did.

And Chloe won. That sounds unbelievable.

Chloe won over you? Yeah, I know.

Why are you so surprised? Cos he's got a better arse than you.

No-one has got a better arse than me, and this is an all-natural back.

I'm gonna get myself to Ko Samui. But would you like me...?

Oh, my God, did you see that? See that?

Go on, do it, Nathan.

Oh. Oh. Oh. THEY LAUGH

See youse all later. Off to the gym.

After last night, I definitely need some space from Scotty.

And the one place that I thought I would be guaranteed

getting that space is the gym.

But, nah. He's followed us there, as well.

See you later, lads. I'll see if I can make it back.

I'm just trying to work out if that's my vest or not,

that he's got in his hand.

Divvies.

Fuck me. That is my vest.

At least I know what the "T" stands for in "Scotty T" now.

Thief.

Are youse ready to get showed up in this fucking gym, like?

LAUGHTER

GROANING

How long's it been since you been to the gym?It'll be four year.

Whoa, fucking hell.

For not going, you're staying in good nick.

So, you'd think I'd be nervous going to the gym

with two meatheads with a horrendous hangover.

But to be honest, I couldn't give a fuck. I'll still outlift them.

Oh, when the daylight dies I'll be running away... #

Cheers. Cheers. You excited?

I am. Are you? Mm-hm.

At the same time, I am very worried about Sophie.

I can't tell if she's enjoying herself or not.

I think she's had a lot going on, and I think that,

on top of her own cousin not wanting to speak to her...

And it's really sad. I really feel for her.

We don't know if Marnie's coming out to Thailand for definite,

so I want to make sure that Sophie just lives in the moment

and has a good time.

Think she's just on edge,

like, cos she's just thinking any day, she's gonna come in.

And that she doesn't know what it's gonna be like.

I did say to Chloe, it is a difficult one,

cos obviously, they are cousins.

It's like, if I was arguing with my cousin...Mm.

..and any of youse got involved,

I'd be like, "It's got nowt to do with youse. This is my family."

Yeah.Which is... That's the route I think Marnie would go,

whereas I think Sophie would want us to, like, get involved,

to have her back kind of thing.

I feel like this is one of the most difficult situations

in the Geordie family.

Because, yes, people do fall out.

But Marnie and Sophie are actual family.

And that takes this to a whole 'nother level.

I guess it's just one of them things,

like, we're not gonna know unless she does come back.

If she does, I'd be happy to see her,

but I just hope she doesn't kick off.

Yeah.If she doesn't, then Sophie can relax and have a good time.

I think when we get to Ko Samui, we'll keep the vibes,

and we'll just keep a close eye on her.

Well, obviously Scott's gonna be there.Mm.

Do you know, I've not seen him in literally years and years.

So, when I first came in the house, I was only 19...Mm.

..I was getting with Scott,

but then he was also getting with Zahida and Sarah.

Me and Zahida had a fight over Scott. Like, it... a lot went on.

On the one hand, I'm excited to see Scott,

because I do get along with him really well, and he brings the fun.

But on the other hand, I don't want it to be awkward for Abbie.

I feel like I'm gonna be interested to see,

like, what Scotty's like and if he's actually changed.

You did want a holiday romance, though.Yeah.

After everything that's happened in the past with me and Scott,

it's gonna take a lot for me to trust him again.

This hangover's getting progressively worse with the heat.

Well, I'm lovely and fresh.

Come on, then, guys, let's go to Ko Samui!

Could have a drink now, you know, I feel raring to go.

Do you not wanna get your case? Oh, God, yeah.

Ooh, God, you don't want to go empty-handed.

I won't get far without that, will I?

Let's go, boys.

Fucking gym. Let's go.

There's nowt better than a good training session.

I defy anybody not to feel better after a good workout.

Ooh, you fucking bastard, man. Fucking hell, my arm pure hurts.

At least I don't have to do any more and watch them two

fucking get their sweat on.

Mm. Damn, girl, work it.

Hey, you'll never guess what. What?

What's happened there?

I went and pulled a fucking muscle in my fucking chest.You haven't!

You were doing tens.

No, that was arms, that. 25s. THEY LAUGH

Fuck me. This kid is a walking disaster.

Who you got your eye on in the house?

Who do you think would be coming in? Abbie.

Abbie? Abbie's proper cush.

Me and her go quite far back. And she's got a fanny.

Chantelle, your ex, man, that's no girl for me.

JAY LAUGHS

And not to mention, Chantelle is fucking radge.

Are you more chilled about it now you've had conversations about it?

I'm chilled. Thing is, everyone would've thought

cos we're both fiery, that we'd have had loads of arguments.

We never had one big fucking argument at all.

It just... It just ended weirdly.

And then, obviously, my dog passing and my mate passing,

there was no sort of, like, communication to us whatsoever.

Yeah.After we'd been spending so much time together.

You're gonna have to have that conversation

to see, like, where youse both stand.100%, yeah.

It's literally a conversation and an explanation.

That's all I want from her. That's the issue.

If you don't get that, that's when it can kick off.

Especially when she's had a bit of... You know what I mean?

Exactly that.

I hadn't thought about it until Jay and Scotty brought it up.

'But if Chantelle does turn up, I'm gonna have to speak to her.'

And I'm a little bit nervous about it.

I think when everyone's had a bit of a drink, opinions are gonna be made,

and it could just go tits up.

But it'd be class.

JAY LAUGHS

Youse are gonna love Ko Samui. So much better being here.

If you liked Bangkok, Ko Samui is ten times better.

Like, how cute is that airport?

It's so cute. I'm an island gal.

Whoa! Bring it on! Whoo, whoo!

Nathan, the cases are for you, thank you.What? No, no.

This is what you do in the airport. ALL:Thank you!

Done it.

GIRLS CHEER I'm such a nice boy.

It's party time tonight.

Shut the door, shut the door. Oh.

The past few days with the girls have been amazing,

and we have Bang'd that Kok to within an inch of its life.

Ko Samui!

But now it's time for us to get balls deep in Ko Samui.

I am ready and raring for Ko Samui.

But most importantly, I am so excited,

because the family are gonna be back together.

It's going to be amazing.

I would like to go and, like, do some sort of extreme sports.

But you've just fucking injured yourself.You couldn't do flies.

NATHAN:Right. I'm ready, girls.

GIRLS CHATTER Wow.

GIRLS GIGGLE

Go jet skiing, like. I'll skip that day.

Water your worst phobia, then, is it?Water, aye.

Oh, my God, it's so big!

It is SO quiet here, and I'm starting to think,

are we even in the right place?

Hello!

SHOUTING

CHEERING

I'm buzzing these have finally turned up to my stag.

'They're only two days late.'

In Geordie time, that's actually quite early.

CHEERING

Geordie Shore, why aye! #

EXCITED CLAMOUR

I didn't think youse were coming!

I'm so happy that the girls and Nathan have finally arrived.

I mean, I'm not sure why I didn't get the invite to Bangkok,

but they're here now, and we're gonna have a good time.

I am so happy to see you!

Oh, my God, this place is mint.

It's like we've arrived in paradise.

Are you all right? I'm good.

Wow, this... We've got two pools!

I know. It's mint, innit? Oh, my God.Done a good job.

Hold on a minute. James has organised all this?

How much is he getting fucking paid? Maybe he could be me sugar daddy.

Hello, handsome boy.

LAUGHS:You all right, mate?

Come here. Hello, my darling.

Hiya.Hi, you all right? Are you all right?Aye.

Hello, gorgeous. You all right, stranger?

Scotty's got his top off,

and I will say, he does look quite fit.

It was funny... It was funny yesterday, right.

We're sat around the table talking,

and every time Ricci spoke, it would thunder.

Oh, really? Oh, yeah.Really?

"I end up doing so much for Chantelle, mate." It'd go...

HE BURBLES

Hang on a minute, it sounds like Ricci

has been flapping his mouth to all the boys.

I need to find out exactly what's been said.

What's he saying about Chantelle?

Erm, Ricci basically said he was meeting Chantelle loads.

He's met the family, taking them out for meals,

and then he was going through a hard time.

And apparently, she's just never messaged him,

and they haven't spoke since. Really?Aye.

Cos I've heard a different story, to be honest.Have you?

Yeah, but she never liked him in that way.

It was never like that for her. Was it not?

No wonder Ricci's got his knickers in a twist.

Just as well Chantelle's not here,

or things could get really awkward.

How's Scott? Scott is wild.Is he?

Are you single, Abbie? Yeah.Are you?

Are you still single, are you?

I mean... So are these two.What?

So are these two. These two are single.

I'm always fucking single. Same here, man!

Always single. There's a recurring theme, isn't it?

Maybe it's you. Know what?

Maybe we were waiting for each other.

Six year later, and nothing's changed.

Everything is still the same. LAUGHTER

I've got such a weird feeling in me stomach,

but I don't know whether it's butterflies or anxiety.

To be fair, we were talking earlier.

Didn't you say you liked Abbie? Aye.

I've always had a thing for her. She knows that.

I haven't seen Abbie in years, and she scrubs up well.

Hello, babe.

What's it been like having him back? JAMES: Do you know what?

Anyone else... KYLE:He's worse than ever.

He's a nightmare, right? But he's so loveable...

Yeah...at the same time. Energetic.

So he's a nightmare, but he's our nightmare.Aye.

Should we go have a look at our bedroom?

Aye, aye, howay. It might... It's in here, babe.

'Ey! Abbie!

Abbie, you said you were horny. Why you going to look at that?

Oh, I dunno. Don't know where I was going.

Do YOU want to go in there?

Wait there. Youse, I've already claimed the middle bed!

Nathan, stop running like that. I've already claimed...

Agh! Agh! Nathan, you can't run like that.

Why? You're gonna fall.

T-Dog?All right, mate? Boys, boys, boys.

More than that. Aye, mate. Cush, man.

Aye. Abbie looks fit, as well.

What, you got with Abbie before? Aye.Yeah?

He's got with every girl in Geordie Shore.

Aye, he has. Apart from Sophie.

There's still time. LAUGHTER

To be honest, it wouldn't be Geordie Shore

without someone hooking up.

And seeing as all of us are coupled up now,

it's gonna have to be Scott and Abbie.

Nah, do you reckon she would? I think she would. 100%.

Go and ask her. I already have. She just laughs.

If she's laughing, then it means possibly yes.

Put in the feelers, boys. Possibly yes.

We'll find out for you. Aye.

Not in front of the others, though, because...

Cos they'll influence her decision? Yeah.

They'll say, "No, he's a scumbag. Don't."

I'm not a scumbag. You're a loveable scumbag.

I'm such a scumbag. THEY CHUCKLE

FART Ooh!

Who was that? That was him, man.

That's squeaky. I'm downwind, as well.

Pose

You can watch me Go slay this runway

Walkway, sashay, sashay

More Sashay, sashay

Give me more Sashay, sashay... #

Got to say one thing - great choice of outfit for him.

Really good stag do appearance.

Sailor?

What? Sailor boy? Are you?

Get fucked, mate!

That top's gonna come off in five minutes.

LAUGHTER "Girls..."

STRAINS:"..look at me."

LAUGHTER

Well, you know, if you've got it, flaunt it.

'And I've definitely got it.

'Unlike my little sailor boy over there.'

Mama said, girl You better watch your back

You've got that little locomotion Moving... #

I'm very glad that youse are here. Thanks for finally joining.

I'm not gonna lie, Bangkok was quite hard,

because obviously, like, some people came in drunk and stuff.

But some people went home early... and stuff.

But I'm glad that we're all in a room together.

It's actually really nice. Yeah.

This is so much fun, that we all get to share

a room together like the old times.

But one thing I'm worrying about is...

how am I gonna get me eight hours' sleep?

Can we all discuss how we feel about Scott being back?

Cos I haven't seen him in ages. I'm actually really happy.

He is a very good energy, isn't he?

I haven't seen him in so long. I know.

I don't think he's changed at all.

He knew nothing about any of us. He didn't even know I'd had a kid.

Shut up.

How does he not know that?

With what everyone's saying about Scott,

it seems like he hasn't changed

and he's still just living in Scott's little world

all these years later.

Oh! Fucking hell, Chloe.

Honestly. Oh, my God.

What the hell is going on?

Also, did you guys know about Chantelle and Ricci?

I did.Right, so, she knows the majority of stuff.

It was nothing ever serious.

Like, we all know Chantelle's type, and it's not Ricci.

But I think he might've liked her. Yeah.

Do you think he wanted something more?

Maybe, yeah. That's why he's hurt.

Well, I had a gig with Ricci, didn't I?

So I asked him, I said,

"What's been going on with you and Chantelle?"

And he's like, "Aw, yeah, well, we were getting with each other,

"seeing each other for a bit."

But he said, "But I'm not speaking to her any more now."

HE'S not speaking to her? Cos basically...Yeah.

..someone had passed away,

and apparently, she didn't ask him if he was OK or anything,

and he didn't like that at all, so he had to end things.

That doesn't sound like the Chantelle I know.

There must be more to this than what Ricci's saying.

I'd love to see Chantelle's reaction to this.

I know, I can't wait to ask her. She'll just go like this.

I love Chantelle, though. I think she's class.

She's good stuff. What I like about Chantelle is

you always know where you stand with Chantelle.

If she doesn't like you, you'll just know.Yeah.

Chantelle is one of me besties, but if she does come to Thailand

and find out exactly what Ricci's been saying,

I tell you one thing, she's not gonna be happy.

Oh, my God, fuck youse.

Oh, my God.

What? You've pooed yourself?

I look so pretty. Oh, my... You're so annoying.

Never got lost in the feeling

Never just felt so deep in... #

Girls! Ooh, it's warm out here.

It is cooking, innit?

GIRLS:Coming!

Hello. Oh, hey.

Oh, h-hello, boys. Youse all look very nice.

Ooh, God, your smell is...

The perfume coming from you, like.

It's nice to see that Ricci's finally opened

his Christmas Lynx Africa gift set.

He's put that much of it on,

it's nearly blew me fucking nose off.

Youse not getting ready, girls?

What do you mean?

You definitely look like you're working on a yacht now.

Right, so, every night, we've been surprising Kyle with things.

Oh, God, what? Oh, no.

Tonight, I'm going to let you off. GIRLS:Aw!

But...

But tomorrow, I've got a massive surprise.

We're all going on a boat,

and we're going to a... island for the day.

ALL CHEER

Howay, then, but you know what?

I thought it's not just going to be about Kyle.

Us lot, we're going to have the best night,

and this is like the proper kick-start to Kyle's stag do.

Yes, it is.

Guys, here we go.

CHEERING

WOMAN:Guys?

Geordie Shore, why aye! #

WOMAN:Guys?

ALL CHEER

Oh, my God, is that Chantelle?

Since being in Cyprus,

me and me beautiful little boy Ricardo

have moved from Marbella back to lovely Newcastle.

You all right? Gorgeous.

Thank you. I've got a new arse.

I've had me bum done again, yeah. Really?

You all right? You all right, yeah?

Cos I'm out of your league... #

Let's have a look, then. Aw, that is so nice.

CHEERING

Ricci can literally not stop staring at Chantelle's arse.

It's like he's been "bum-boozled".

Here, Ricci, Chantelle's here.

Chantelle's there.

It's too late now Cos I'm out of your league. #

Since being back in Newcastle, me and Ricci had a kiss,

and it's made things very complicated.

I said on Instagram that we weren't an item

and we weren't anything serious,

and because of that, we've fallen out.

But I'm not sure why, because he was seeing other girls.

I want to clear the air with Ricci, cos it's really not that deep.

We're going to party?

Howay, let's go.

Welcome back. You look unreal.

Right, bitches,

see you in the club! Woo!

WHOOPING

Let's fucking have it.

This is fucking amazing.

We're in Thailand.

Everybody's here. It feels just like old times.

When I first met Chantelle, I was absolutely terrified of her.

But when we all came back for the reunion,

I feel like she just matured a lot,

and I would actually class her as a friend now.

You cannot beat a Geordie night out.

But what's even better is a Geordie Shore night out,

in Thailand.

I was so confused to why

me and Ricci are even getting spoken about.

I thought that was water under the bridge.

What the actual fuck? His friend's died?

This is the first time I've heard about this.

I mean, she does have a point there.

I certainly wouldn't wanna be Ricci right now.

Chantelle didn't know about Ricci's friend passing,

and Ricci has been sleeping with other girls.

Someone, Ricci, has been a bit economical with the truth.

I'm the same age as Abbie's step-mam?

Well, it must be your lucky day, babe,

because Daddy's right here.

Scotty's saying all the right things,

and the old Abbie would've believed him in a heartbeat.

But now I'm different, and actions speak louder than words.

I reckon, if given enough time, probablies five minutes,

I can transform this PG rating into a triple X.

I thought Ricci and Jay would come straight up to us

and explain why they weren't at the engagement party.

But they've absolutely said nothing at all.

It's like they've just sweeped it under the rug.

Holly!

How are you?

Really good now that I'm with you.

Last night was fun, but I'm so excited that Sophie is here,

and now the BFFs are back together.

Ooh, love it!

BOTH:

Everyone's always got shit going on in their life and especially me.

It's been a tough ride.

But being out with me Geordie family

is exactly what the doctor ordered.

Charlotte and Marnie had a huge falling out in Cyprus.

It's put Sophie in a really difficult position with Marnie

and questioning her loyalties.

And now they have fallen out big time.

I really hope they can sort things out.

But honestly? It is not looking good.

I'm not gonna lie, I was hoping to put off

speaking to Ricci after the end of this night.

But it looks like words need to be said.

I'm not.

I'm really not laughing at the dog situation.

It's... It's not a funny situation.

It's just a really nervous situation.

I'm not gonna lie, that's not how I expected this chat to go down.

It's actually pretty awkward.

I do believe her, that she didn't know about my friend.

And she did apologise. So I guess we're all cool.

So, Chantelle's been in the house for five minutes,

and Ricci's already come up to her and sorted things out.

And he hasn't even mentioned my engagement party once.

I'm getting pissed off here, like.

'I'm definitely gonna be having words soon.'

Youse two said that youse were coming to me engagement party.

Youse never turned up. I never said that.

That's a miscommunication.

I've knew you since day one. And you didn't help us. Why?

He's fucking chatting shit.

CHEERING

Now I'm here, with all my best friends,

I really just wanna have a good time.

WOMAN:Surprise!

MAN:Oh, my God. What the fuck?

No way! KYLE LAUGHS

Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild

If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party

If you wanna go wild If you wanna go

Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild

If you wanna go wild

Everyone's here to party Let's party, party

Gonna go wild, let's party hard We're gonna go wild

Party, party, gonna go wild Let's party hard

We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty

We're gonna go wild Let's party hard

Gonna go all night, all night All night. #