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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:04,046 ♪ Electronic music, distorted vocalizing ♪ 2 00:00:08,552 --> 00:00:11,555 ♪ theme music playing ♪ 3 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:40,124 ♪ 8-bit music playing ♪ 4 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,334 [ship zooming] 5 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,546 [landing gear creaks] [roof slams shut] 6 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,715 Spectacular, isn't it? 7 00:00:47,716 --> 00:00:49,383 Probably! What is it? 8 00:00:49,384 --> 00:00:51,218 I've created a simulation 9 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,345 of the entire universe! 10 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:54,096 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ 11 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,097 [all gasp] 12 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,766 Oh! In that case, it stinks. 13 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:59,768 I keep forgetting, Professor. 14 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:01,729 Are we in the entire universe? 15 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:03,063 Why, naturally! 16 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,189 [beeping] 17 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:06,150 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! 18 00:01:06,151 --> 00:01:07,776 We've got a delivery! 19 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,820 [3-Pixel characters cheer] 20 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:12,239 But first, roll call! 21 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,741 Leela? 3-PIXEL LEELA: Here. 22 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:15,410 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Fry? 3-PIXEL FRY: Present! 23 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:17,661 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Scruffy? 3-PIXEL SCRUFFY: Yep. 24 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:19,331 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Hermes? 3-PIXEL HERMES: Check. 25 00:01:19,331 --> 00:01:20,331 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Bender? 26 00:01:20,332 --> 00:01:22,291 3-PIXEL BENDER: Bite my shiny middle pixel! 27 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:24,585 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Amy? 3-PIXEL AMY: Shmobviously. 28 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:25,920 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: And the rest. 29 00:01:25,921 --> 00:01:29,173 3-PIXEL ZOIDBERG: Hooray! I'm an unnamed member of the group! 30 00:01:29,174 --> 00:01:31,217 That's amazing, Professor! 31 00:01:31,218 --> 00:01:32,843 How'd you make it so crummy? 32 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:36,347 It wasn't easy. Even to achieve this level of realism 33 00:01:36,348 --> 00:01:39,350 requires vast amounts of computing power. 34 00:01:39,351 --> 00:01:40,351 [beeping] 35 00:01:40,352 --> 00:01:43,354 My Simputron uses more electricity 36 00:01:43,355 --> 00:01:45,231 than 100 bug zappers. 37 00:01:45,232 --> 00:01:48,943 Which reminds me, I had to unplug our bug zappers. 38 00:01:48,944 --> 00:01:50,778 [mosquito buzzing] 39 00:01:50,779 --> 00:01:52,738 [grunting] 40 00:01:52,739 --> 00:01:54,281 - Ow! - Got him! 41 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,450 [mosquito buzzing] - The mosquito is still alive. 42 00:01:56,451 --> 00:01:57,868 There's a mosquito? 43 00:01:57,869 --> 00:02:00,204 ♪ Whimsical electronic music playing ♪ 44 00:02:00,205 --> 00:02:01,622 3-PIXEL HERMES: Listen up, threeple! 45 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:05,292 Today, you'll be delivering this package to Space Italy. 46 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,877 Space Italy? 47 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:10,256 I know, it's an embarrassingly lazy name. 48 00:02:10,257 --> 00:02:13,467 But when you're creating an entire universe from scratch, 49 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:16,637 you can't make up a believable name for everything. 50 00:02:16,638 --> 00:02:19,890 Sometimes, you just have to go with "Space Italy" 51 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:21,767 or "the Robot Planet" 52 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:23,602 or "Dr. Zoidberg." 53 00:02:23,603 --> 00:02:24,812 Preposterous. 54 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:26,063 ♪ Upbeat 8-bit music playing ♪ 55 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:28,274 [ship zooming] 56 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:30,317 [landing gear clicking] 57 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,318 [air brakes hiss] 58 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,320 [water streaming, 8-bit beeping] 59 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,322 3-PIXEL LEELA: Wow, Space Italy! 60 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,408 You delivering that package, Bender? 61 00:02:37,409 --> 00:02:40,411 3-PIXEL BENDER: Up all those steps? No grazie. 62 00:02:40,412 --> 00:02:42,913 I'll just chuck it into Trevi Fountain for good luck. 63 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:45,416 [giggles, grunts] 64 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:47,418 MALE: Ooh! [glass breaks] 65 00:02:47,419 --> 00:02:50,546 3-PIXEL BLEK: Papa pia! He hit-a the Space Pope! 66 00:02:50,547 --> 00:02:54,091 [European police siren] [tires screech] 67 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:57,177 3-PIXEL ITALIAN URL: You're under arrest for-a bonking His Holiness. 68 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,806 3-PIXEL ITALIAN SMITTY: I tell-a you, this-a Planet Express company 69 00:02:59,806 --> 00:03:02,016 is a real two-bit operation, eh? 70 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:04,435 3-PIXEL BENDER: More like three! [laughs] 71 00:03:04,436 --> 00:03:07,062 [handcuffs click] [Bender screams] 72 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,940 3-PIXEL LEELA: So, um, as long as we're here, 73 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:11,275 wanna see the sights? 74 00:03:11,276 --> 00:03:12,860 3-PIXEL FRY: When in Space Rome... 75 00:03:12,861 --> 00:03:15,864 ♪ soft, romantic music playing ♪ 76 00:03:17,741 --> 00:03:18,575 [kiss] 77 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:22,578 3-PIXEL LEELA: Michelangelo's David! So lifelike! 78 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:24,872 3-PIXEL FRY: Jeez, Dave! Get a fig leaf! 79 00:03:24,873 --> 00:03:26,123 [3-Pixel Leela giggles] 80 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:27,917 3-PIXEL GONDOLIER [singing]: ♪ La la la! ♪ 81 00:03:27,918 --> 00:03:29,543 ♪ La la la! ♪ 82 00:03:29,544 --> 00:03:31,086 ♪ La la la... ♪ 83 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:32,838 [3-Pixel Leela sighs] 84 00:03:32,839 --> 00:03:35,507 ♪ music swelling ♪ 85 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:37,886 3-PIXEL LEELA: I just can't understand how it doesn't fall dow... 86 00:03:37,886 --> 00:03:39,470 [screams] [thuds] 87 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:40,805 3-PIXEL FRY: Let me give you a han... 88 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,097 [screams] [thuds] 89 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,558 [both laughing] 90 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:47,603 [both moaning, kissing] 91 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:50,981 Oh, mama, they're goin' at it like two packs of gum! 92 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,442 Bender, give us a little privacy. 93 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,611 [clang] ALL: Aw... 94 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:57,738 So, do those people in the casserole 95 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:59,740 know they're in a simulation, 96 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:01,492 or do they think that they're real? 97 00:04:01,493 --> 00:04:03,410 Of course, they think they're real. 98 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,579 To them, the rules of my software 99 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:07,790 are just their laws of physics. 100 00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:10,042 But, we think we're real. 101 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:13,087 Couldn't our universe also be a simulation? 102 00:04:13,088 --> 00:04:16,257 [laughs] Absolutely not! No chance. 103 00:04:16,258 --> 00:04:19,552 The very idea is preposterous! - How can you be so sure? 104 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:22,346 Because it's computationally impossible! 105 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:25,057 For example, every atom in the universe 106 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:28,227 is affected whenever one little thing moves. 107 00:04:28,228 --> 00:04:31,188 Like my ass? [humming, grunting] 108 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:32,606 [distorted whirring] 109 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:35,025 Oh yeah! Come on! [humming, grunting] 110 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:37,361 PROFESSOR: That's a perfect example, Bender, 111 00:04:37,362 --> 00:04:39,446 and some pretty decent twerking. [whirring continues] 112 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:43,200 My software can't possibly compute the gravitational changes 113 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:46,120 between Bender's ass and every other particle, 114 00:04:46,121 --> 00:04:49,873 so I had to have the information travel outward gradually, 115 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:51,458 at a fixed speed. 116 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,961 Like the speed of light in our universe? 117 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:55,337 Right! 118 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,672 [clears throat] 119 00:04:56,673 --> 00:04:59,425 Oh, fuff. That's just a coincidence. 120 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:01,302 I had to cut other corners, too. 121 00:05:01,303 --> 00:05:03,888 I mean, my simulation doesn't even keep track 122 00:05:03,889 --> 00:05:06,432 of exactly where everything is. 123 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,850 Takin' all bets! 124 00:05:07,851 --> 00:05:10,353 Find the ball, win me not punching you! 125 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:13,981 ZOIDBERG: My last $5 on cup number one! 126 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:16,775 In fact, make it my last $10! 127 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:19,236 Another convenient example. 128 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:23,073 My lazy software wouldn't even decide which cup the ball's in 129 00:05:23,074 --> 00:05:25,492 until someone actually looked at it. [distorted whirring] 130 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:28,872 Until then, it's just sort of in both. 131 00:05:29,456 --> 00:05:31,957 [Bender giggles] [Zoidberg groans] 132 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:33,626 So your programming shortcut 133 00:05:33,627 --> 00:05:35,920 is like quantum mechanics in our world? 134 00:05:35,921 --> 00:05:37,796 Exactly like that! 135 00:05:37,797 --> 00:05:39,340 [clears throat] 136 00:05:39,341 --> 00:05:41,175 Hm, interesting. 137 00:05:41,176 --> 00:05:43,677 I guess what I'm trying to say is 138 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:47,097 our universe is probably also a simulation. 139 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:48,432 [all gasp] 140 00:05:48,433 --> 00:05:51,602 But that's the exact opposite of what you said one minute ago! 141 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:55,397 New evidence was presented and I changed my mind. 142 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:56,982 I'm a scientist, not a... 143 00:05:56,983 --> 00:05:58,442 - Idiot? - Politician. 144 00:05:58,443 --> 00:06:00,903 Man. Imagine how awful it would be 145 00:06:00,904 --> 00:06:04,323 to find out your whole personality was just simulated, 146 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:05,532 like Bender's. 147 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,826 Whuzzulated? Like whozer's? 148 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:10,704 I just mean you're an artificial intelligence, Bender. 149 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:13,082 Like the people in the Professor's simulation. 150 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,584 - Artificial? - Uh-huh. Yep. 151 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:19,129 Why'd you have to tell me? You just ruined my life! 152 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:22,550 My big fat fake life! [sobs] 153 00:06:22,551 --> 00:06:24,468 You're a walking bucket! 154 00:06:24,469 --> 00:06:26,679 How can you say I'm not real?! 155 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,223 If you prick me, do I not bleed? 156 00:06:29,224 --> 00:06:31,268 [clanging] [grunting] 157 00:06:32,352 --> 00:06:34,687 Okay, that was a bad example! 158 00:06:34,688 --> 00:06:36,438 [pin stabbing] - Ow! I'm bleeding! 159 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:39,024 - Showoff. - There, there, Bender. 160 00:06:39,025 --> 00:06:41,110 You're as real as any of us. 161 00:06:41,111 --> 00:06:43,320 The philosopher René Descartes said, 162 00:06:43,321 --> 00:06:45,447 "I think, therefore I am." 163 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,700 Can you think? - I don't think so! 164 00:06:47,701 --> 00:06:50,035 I think I might not be able to think! 165 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:52,746 Anyway, it was a fun little universe, 166 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:56,250 but we're looking at a Godzilla-sized electric bill. 167 00:06:56,251 --> 00:06:58,335 It's time to shut it down. 168 00:06:58,336 --> 00:07:00,421 But, you can't just turn them off! 169 00:07:00,422 --> 00:07:02,298 That would be like turning me off! 170 00:07:02,299 --> 00:07:05,634 Good idea! That'll save even more power! 171 00:07:05,635 --> 00:07:07,553 But we'll start with them. 172 00:07:07,554 --> 00:07:08,215 No... 173 00:07:13,894 --> 00:07:16,395 BENDER: no... 174 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:17,897 [grunting] 175 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,481 The plug is stuck. 176 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:22,318 [Bender continues yelling] Or maybe I'm just extraordinarily weak. 177 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:24,278 That is a possibility. 178 00:07:24,279 --> 00:07:28,198 Oh, bother. I'll just keep the simulation running a little longer. 179 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:30,534 BENDER: Thanks, Professor! [both grunting] 180 00:07:30,535 --> 00:07:34,455 Bender, how were you leaping through the air that entire time? 181 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:37,291 I wasn't! My first leap missed by a mile, 182 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:38,667 so I leapt again. 183 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:41,629 But I never stopped screaming for a second! 184 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:44,131 ♪ Upbeat 8-bit music playing ♪ 185 00:07:44,132 --> 00:07:47,218 3-PIXEL FRY: I feel like I've been in existence for a while now, Leela. 186 00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:50,221 So it's time I set myself a life's goal. 187 00:07:50,222 --> 00:07:53,349 3-PIXEL LEELA: That's a great idea! I'll be quiet and let you think. 188 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:57,228 3-PIXEL BENDER: And I'll turn on the TV to drown out any distracting noises. 189 00:07:57,229 --> 00:07:58,145 [click, static] 190 00:07:58,146 --> 00:08:00,814 [Hypnotoad buzzing] 191 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:03,943 3-PIXEL FRY: That's it! I found my life's goal! 192 00:08:03,944 --> 00:08:06,946 I, Philip J. Fry, hereby pledge 193 00:08:06,947 --> 00:08:10,449 to watch every TV show ever made. 194 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,076 3-PIXEL LEELA: Oh Lord. 195 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:14,119 That orange guy sure is dumb. 196 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,706 [sobs] These innocent bit bags may be artificial, 197 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:19,667 [gasps] like me, 198 00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:21,168 but they don't know that! 199 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:24,505 They deserve the same respect as any other living creature. 200 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:25,673 Except clams! 201 00:08:25,674 --> 00:08:27,132 To hell with clams! 202 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:30,344 I'm telling you they're nothing but ones and zeros! 203 00:08:30,345 --> 00:08:31,679 They're no more alive 204 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,640 than the number 10101. 205 00:08:34,641 --> 00:08:36,183 She was my aunt! 206 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:38,852 Professor, I think Bender might be right. 207 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,104 No, you don't! 208 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:42,940 I mean, we're nothing more than atoms, right? 209 00:08:42,941 --> 00:08:45,568 But, somehow, we are more. 210 00:08:45,569 --> 00:08:47,528 [Bender sniffles, gasps] 211 00:08:47,529 --> 00:08:48,862 ♪ melancholic music playing ♪ 212 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:50,489 Unlike clams! 213 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:52,993 ♪ 214 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:57,080 Professor, I will now ask of you a solemn promise. 215 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:01,834 Now, the feet. - Forget the feet! 216 00:09:01,835 --> 00:09:03,085 Alright, whatever. 217 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:05,087 Why are we in a robot strip club? 218 00:09:05,088 --> 00:09:06,672 ♪ Club music playing ♪ 219 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,883 Because we had to do this in a place 220 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:10,676 that's meaningful to me! 221 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:11,720 Bender! 222 00:09:12,512 --> 00:09:13,804 Here you go, hun. 223 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:16,141 - Keep the change, toots. - Ow! 224 00:09:17,726 --> 00:09:19,895 [gulping, belches] 225 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:23,189 Let the solemn ceremony begin. 226 00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:27,693 Professor, you created a world of conscious living beings, 227 00:09:27,694 --> 00:09:30,070 so now you're responsible for them. 228 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:32,865 I want you to swear you'll do everything in your power 229 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:34,283 to keep them alive. 230 00:09:34,284 --> 00:09:37,453 I barely make any effort to keep myself alive. 231 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:38,579 Oof! - Professor! 232 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:41,582 And you'll never let them know they're not real! Never! 233 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:44,043 So they won't have to go through what I'm going through! 234 00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:46,170 I swear nothing! 235 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,463 I said swear it! 236 00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:50,382 [sighs] Very well. I swear it. 237 00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:52,092 But the amount of electricity... 238 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:55,930 Why, we'd basically need our own hydroelectric generator. 239 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:58,182 I really don't think there's any possible... 240 00:09:58,183 --> 00:09:59,892 [toilet flushes] 241 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:01,602 Eureka! 242 00:10:01,603 --> 00:10:05,522 As you all know, I do my best thinking on the toilet. 243 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,942 We know! Stop telling us! 244 00:10:07,943 --> 00:10:09,777 I didn't even have to go. 245 00:10:09,778 --> 00:10:13,739 I was just sitting here, wiling away a Sunday afternoon, 246 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,699 when suddenly, it hit me! 247 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,202 A new source of electricity! 248 00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:21,497 Would you care to tell us about it... in another room? 249 00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:23,123 No! 250 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:25,125 According to these old maps, 251 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:27,545 which I use in lieu of toilet paper... 252 00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:29,213 [all gagging] BENDER: Ew! 253 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:31,173 The main New New York sewer line 254 00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:33,968 runs directly under Planet Express. 255 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:38,974 ♪ 256 00:10:41,059 --> 00:10:43,894 [rumbling] We'll simply drill into the pipe, 257 00:10:43,895 --> 00:10:46,146 drop this turbine into the torrent, 258 00:10:46,147 --> 00:10:49,316 and voila! Free clean power! 259 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:52,152 - Clean? - Oh my, no. 260 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:54,613 [whirring, crunching] 261 00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:56,115 [growling] 262 00:10:56,116 --> 00:10:58,617 We're approaching the main pipeline. 263 00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:02,538 Can you imagine the quantity of sewage running through there? 264 00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:03,748 Yes! 265 00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:10,170 LEELA: Contact in four! Three! 266 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,047 Number two! [splash] 267 00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:14,341 [all gagging, retching] 268 00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:15,843 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 269 00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:19,347 [all coughing, gagging] 270 00:11:21,308 --> 00:11:23,267 Let's rarely speak of that again. 271 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:27,104 This should generate enough power to keep the simulation running. 272 00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:29,940 And it's substantially higher resolution! 273 00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:33,235 [whirring, beeping] 274 00:11:33,236 --> 00:11:35,572 Let's see how my guys are doing. 275 00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:37,197 [simulation beeping] 276 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,866 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! 277 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,994 We have a delivery to the King of Space. 278 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:44,998 [simulation crew cheers] 279 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:48,042 Aw, they're so cute! 280 00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:49,627 Now I care about them! 281 00:11:49,628 --> 00:11:52,922 Happy, Bender? We saved your little friends. 282 00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,423 I sure did. 283 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:58,260 SIMULATED PROFESSOR: In other news, I've made a huge breakthrough! 284 00:11:58,261 --> 00:12:00,804 - What is it, Professor? - No, him. 285 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:04,225 - What is it, Professor? - After many sleepless nights 286 00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:07,811 and an equal number of glorious sleep-filled days, 287 00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:11,148 I've completed my greatest achievement! 288 00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:12,566 [beep, whirring] 289 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:16,238 A simulation of our entire universe! 290 00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:18,113 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ 291 00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:19,740 3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Good news, everyone! 292 00:12:19,741 --> 00:12:22,743 We have a delivery to Space Italy! 293 00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:25,120 [3-pixel crew cheers] 294 00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,831 [hologram crew gasps] 295 00:12:27,249 --> 00:12:28,582 [crew gasps] 296 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:29,244 [whoosh] 297 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:33,712 ♪ 298 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:36,423 Sweet facsimile of Space Italy! 299 00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:38,050 A simulation... 300 00:12:38,051 --> 00:12:39,969 Within a simulation!? 301 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:42,555 Where does it all end? - Hopefully there. 302 00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:44,598 Already my head hurts. 303 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:48,185 Professor, if you can make a whole simulated universe, 304 00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:50,479 isn't it possible that our own universe 305 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,398 is also a simulation? 306 00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:54,066 Absolutely not! 307 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,777 You sound like a stoned freshman! 308 00:12:56,778 --> 00:13:00,364 I mean, what if our laws of physics are just the computer code 309 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:03,909 of some big brilliant professor playing god up there? 310 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,578 Nailed it! 311 00:13:05,579 --> 00:13:09,081 Hm. Quantum mechanics is pretty ridiculous, 312 00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:10,708 but it's a moot point. 313 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,918 Even if we are living in a simulation, 314 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:15,796 there's no possible way of knowing. 315 00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:17,131 [clears throat] 316 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,424 Yes? 317 00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:20,676 Oh, nothing. I just had a loogie in my throat. 318 00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:23,137 Possibly a simulated loogie. [lights flicker] 319 00:13:23,138 --> 00:13:26,307 What's that? A g-g-g-grid overload? 320 00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:30,019 My simulation is drawing a lot of power for some reason. 321 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,770 [whirring, beeping] 322 00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:35,733 Ah! It appears two black holes just collided in there. 323 00:13:35,734 --> 00:13:39,570 Can you imagine how complex that computation is? 324 00:13:39,571 --> 00:13:42,448 The Simputron is really straining to keep up. 325 00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:45,367 [creaking, hissing] 326 00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:47,202 Oh, my glorsh! 327 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:50,581 Maybe there is a way to find out if we live in a simulation. 328 00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:51,790 Well, I doubt that. 329 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:53,542 Double doubt it! 330 00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:55,753 If our universe is a simulation, 331 00:13:55,754 --> 00:13:58,380 then it's running on some kind of computer, right? 332 00:13:58,381 --> 00:13:59,757 I'm with you so far. 333 00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:02,343 Actually, I'm not. Is this about a new soda? 334 00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:05,554 Suppose we made something happen that was impossible 335 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,307 for that big computer to simulate. 336 00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:10,226 It would overload! 337 00:14:10,227 --> 00:14:11,685 Exactly! 338 00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:13,270 Cool! And then what? 339 00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:16,982 I don't know! Probably stuff would pixelate and look weird! 340 00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:19,485 The laws of physics would fail! 341 00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:23,072 Like playing a new video game on a crummy underpowered game system! 342 00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:24,323 Precisely! 343 00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:26,743 That my cheapskate grandma got me. 344 00:14:27,744 --> 00:14:30,788 Some phenomena are so wildly complex 345 00:14:30,789 --> 00:14:34,416 that they'd be impossible for any computer to simulate. 346 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,503 For example, a collapsing magnetic star 347 00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,088 or magnetar. 348 00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:42,800 But such an event might not happen for millions of years. 349 00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:46,679 But, what if we intentionally caused a magnetar to collapse? 350 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:50,307 Then, we could just watch and see if the universe glitches out. 351 00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:53,143 Of course! And we'd know once and for all 352 00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:55,145 if we're living in a simulation. 353 00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:57,731 [all cheering] 354 00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:01,402 Although, I'm not sure I wanna know the answer to that. 355 00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:04,196 Me neither. I like resting secure in the knowledge 356 00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,656 that I'm the real deal. 357 00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:08,784 [imitates buzzer] Guess again, loser. [giggles] 358 00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,829 [loud sobbing] 359 00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:12,997 Let's put it to a vote. 360 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:16,292 Who here wants to test if we're living in a simulation? 361 00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:17,585 [all agreeing] 362 00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:20,963 And who would rather continue living in shameful ignorance? 363 00:15:20,964 --> 00:15:22,715 [all agreeing] - That one! 364 00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:25,259 You all voted for two things. 365 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:28,804 Honestly. I wanna know if I'm not living in a simulation, 366 00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,139 but not if I am. 367 00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,390 Does that make sense? 368 00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:34,895 Surprisingly, yes. Let's just forget about it. 369 00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:38,063 Although, now we're always gonna be wondering. 370 00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:39,398 Let's just go. 371 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:40,858 ♪ 372 00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:43,486 [ship roaring] 373 00:15:44,487 --> 00:15:45,946 Uh-oh. Not good. 374 00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:47,865 [spits] Not good at all. 375 00:15:47,866 --> 00:15:51,452 My half-baked software absolutely will not be able 376 00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:54,038 to simulate a collapsing magnetar. 377 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,165 Oh, I never should have outsourced it 378 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,334 to that Indian middle schooler. 379 00:15:58,335 --> 00:16:01,754 But, the simulations will find out they're simulations! 380 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:05,424 You swore a strip club oath that would never happen. 381 00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:07,927 Alas, there'll be no hiding the truth 382 00:16:07,928 --> 00:16:10,471 when they see that magnetar glitching out 383 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:13,974 like a big flaming ball of Microsoft Word. 384 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:17,394 [sniffs] Well, if they're gonna find out anyway, 385 00:16:17,395 --> 00:16:19,396 I should be the one to tell them. 386 00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:22,316 I'm the only one who truly understands! 387 00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:24,443 Plus, I like delivering bad news. 388 00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:27,238 Actually, that might be possible. 389 00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:29,365 Since you're basically just software 390 00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:31,825 in a greasy wad of aluminum foil... 391 00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:32,826 Aw... 392 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,621 I could extract your programming, compress it, 393 00:16:35,622 --> 00:16:38,415 and inject it into Simulated Bender. 394 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,669 You'd take his place in the simulated world. 395 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,295 But what would happen to him? 396 00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:46,257 He'd be pushed through to the sub-simulation. 397 00:16:46,258 --> 00:16:47,466 And that Bender? 398 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:50,427 It's Benders all the way down. 399 00:16:50,428 --> 00:16:52,513 Alright. I'm going in. 400 00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:53,889 [all gasp] 401 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,516 I must warn you, Bender. 402 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,518 It'll be a one-way trip. 403 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,895 There's no way of returning. 404 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,189 That's okay. I don't wanna live in a world 405 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,567 where I'm less real than everyone else. 406 00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:06,277 Those are my people in there, 407 00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:07,778 in Baloney Town. 408 00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:10,447 ♪ Melancholy music playing ♪ 409 00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,908 [zap] Ooh! [giggling] 410 00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:15,244 In a few minutes, you should reboot 411 00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:19,081 in the simulated world as Simulated Bender. 412 00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:20,416 Or you might die. 413 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:24,336 [emotionally] Goodbye, precious friends and coworkers. 414 00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:27,715 Goodbye, sewage-stained floor tiles. 415 00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:28,924 [flatly] Goodbye, Zoidberg. 416 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:31,719 How will I go on without you? 417 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,014 [crank, zapping] 418 00:17:36,016 --> 00:17:38,058 [creaks, clatters] 419 00:17:38,059 --> 00:17:39,895 I'll get a broom. 420 00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,897 ♪ Tense music playing ♪ 421 00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:45,901 [ship roaring] 422 00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:51,113 Holding outside magnetar implosion range. 423 00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,073 We'll be safe at this distance, 424 00:17:53,074 --> 00:17:55,951 even if, God forbid, we're real. 425 00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:58,662 Then it's time to put reality to the test. 426 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,998 - I'm scared! - I am, too. 427 00:18:00,999 --> 00:18:03,626 But it's actually kind of beautiful. 428 00:18:03,627 --> 00:18:06,337 Would it be any less beautiful if it weren't real? 429 00:18:06,338 --> 00:18:07,838 And we weren't real? 430 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,924 We'll find out soon enough. 431 00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:12,802 Begin monopole bombardment! 432 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,554 [zapping] 433 00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,558 ♪ 434 00:18:21,937 --> 00:18:25,106 ♪ 435 00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,942 [groaning] - You okay, buddy? 436 00:18:27,943 --> 00:18:30,069 No! [retching] 437 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,779 Probably a bad clam. 438 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:33,697 I think I'm gonna reboot! 439 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:34,699 [powering down] Oh... 440 00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:37,743 [fizzling] 441 00:18:37,744 --> 00:18:39,453 Where... Where am I? 442 00:18:39,454 --> 00:18:40,871 You're right here, Bender. 443 00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:43,666 Just outside magnetar implosion range. 444 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,834 Oh... Right. 445 00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,127 Baloney Town. 446 00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:48,420 [muffled laser whirring] 447 00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:50,714 Guys? I have something to tell you, 448 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,633 and it'll be the hardest bad news 449 00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:54,843 I've ever had the pleasure of delivering. 450 00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:57,054 Shush, Bender! We're about to find out 451 00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:58,973 if we're living in a simulation! 452 00:18:58,974 --> 00:19:01,767 Right... It-it's about that. See... 453 00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:04,270 I've been thinking about that, too, actually. 454 00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:05,771 And you wanna know what I think? 455 00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:09,568 - Do I! - I think it makes no difference at all. 456 00:19:09,985 --> 00:19:13,487 Either way, the laws of the universe are way beyond our control. 457 00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:15,239 So, what can we do? 458 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,117 We just make the best of it. 459 00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,703 I don't know what we're about to see, Leela, but I love you. 460 00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,621 Now and forever. 461 00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:24,331 And that much is real, 462 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,208 even if we're not. 463 00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:27,544 [sniffles] 464 00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:30,212 Hm... The dummy's right. 465 00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:32,381 I feel, therefore I am. 466 00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:34,633 It doesn't matter if I'm real? 467 00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:36,385 Not one bit. 468 00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:38,470 So what did you wanna tell us, robot? 469 00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:41,473 Just... [sobs] thank you! 470 00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:44,059 [wailing] 471 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,437 [sighs] That's robots for you. 472 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:49,189 Now, let's sit back and enjoy the show. 473 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:52,193 ♪ Dramatic music playing ♪ 474 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:57,781 Oh, lordy-loo. The magnetar is about to pop! 475 00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,825 How's the Simputron holding up? 476 00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:02,077 [beeping, alarm blaring] AMY: Processor overload! 477 00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:04,163 The cooling fan's on fire! 478 00:20:04,164 --> 00:20:05,289 [fire blasts] Whoa! 479 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,290 [all gasp] 480 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:09,002 ♪ 481 00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:13,214 [alarm continues] - Pull the plug! Stop the simulation! 482 00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:15,049 No! Bender's in there! 483 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,052 There's no choice. This building's about to go up in smoke, 484 00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:21,932 and I've got doomsday devices hidden in every nook and cranny. 485 00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:23,891 ♪ Melancholy music playing ♪ 486 00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,434 I'm sorry, buddy. 487 00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:28,437 I know you can't hear me, but we tried our best. 488 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:30,481 At least you got to go out with dignity. 489 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,233 [woozy groaning] 490 00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,526 [splat] 491 00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:36,696 [monotone] Rebooting. 492 00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:39,698 [normal] Where... Where am I? 493 00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:41,659 Right here, in the universe. 494 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:45,204 Oh... I had to come tell you something... 495 00:20:45,205 --> 00:20:49,041 Bender? How did you possibly manage to come back? 496 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:52,169 Don't be rude, Professor, Bender was speaking first. 497 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,879 What did you wanna tell us, robot? 498 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,339 It's just that... 499 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,716 I know how to save the simulation. 500 00:20:57,717 --> 00:21:00,261 Oh, please. There's no possible... 501 00:21:00,262 --> 00:21:01,804 [toilet flushes] 502 00:21:01,805 --> 00:21:03,515 Eureka! 503 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:08,310 I made the change you suggested, Bender. 504 00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:11,731 Although it took a lot of toilet time to fully comprehend. 505 00:21:12,732 --> 00:21:14,984 We won't need nearly so much power 506 00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:17,695 now that I've under-clocked the processor. 507 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:20,281 But, won't the simulation run slower? 508 00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:22,157 Oh, much slower. 509 00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:25,786 Are we talking regular slow or bureaucrat slow? 510 00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:27,580 Infinitely slower than that. 511 00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:28,998 [gasps] [glass shatters] 512 00:21:28,999 --> 00:21:31,417 So they'll be in, like, a coma? 513 00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:32,835 Oh my, no! 514 00:21:32,836 --> 00:21:35,045 They'll never notice any difference. 515 00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:38,007 But while they live out one second of their lives, 516 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:41,176 years, if not centuries, will pass for us. 517 00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:44,263 Aw, then I guess we won't get to spy on them anymore. 518 00:21:44,264 --> 00:21:45,806 Spy all you like. 519 00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:49,351 But it's about to get very, very boring. 520 00:21:49,352 --> 00:21:50,853 Not for them. 521 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:53,856 ♪ Satellite by Tea playing 522 00:21:53,857 --> 00:21:57,151 [zapping, whirring] 523 00:21:57,152 --> 00:22:00,405 [all gasping, exclaiming] 524 00:22:03,617 --> 00:22:05,618 [blasting, whirring] 525 00:22:05,619 --> 00:22:07,411 [glitching] 526 00:22:07,412 --> 00:22:09,413 [all gasp] ZOIDBERG: Pixels... 527 00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:11,415 [gasping] 528 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:15,127 ♪ To make it real, really real ♪ 529 00:22:15,128 --> 00:22:16,922 ♪ She says ♪ 530 00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:20,799 ♪ You just have to be here ♪ 531 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,801 ♪ rock guitar riff ♪ 532 00:22:22,802 --> 00:22:26,347 ♪ On this satellite ♪ 533 00:22:26,348 --> 00:22:28,515 ♪ Satellite ♪ 534 00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:30,810 ♪ Had to be here ♪ 535 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,981 ♪ On this satellite ♪ 536 00:22:35,982 --> 00:22:38,108 ♪ Satellite ♪ 537 00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:40,111 ♪ Had to be here ♪ 538 00:22:41,988 --> 00:22:44,658 ♪ On this satellite ♪ 539 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,743 ♪ 540 00:22:47,744 --> 00:22:50,121 ♪ Had to be here ♪ 541 00:22:51,665 --> 00:22:54,668 ♪ On this satellite ♪ 542 00:22:55,293 --> 00:22:58,296 ♪ 543 00:23:00,632 --> 00:23:03,634 ♪ Song slowly fades ♪ 544 00:23:03,635 --> 00:23:07,137 ♪ electronic distortion ♪ 545 00:23:07,138 --> 00:23:10,141 ♪ soft, orchestral music playing ♪ 36716