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♪ Electronic music,
distorted vocalizing ♪
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♪ theme music playing ♪
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♪ 8-bit music playing ♪
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[ship zooming]
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[landing gear creaks]
[roof slams shut]
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Spectacular, isn't it?
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Probably! What is it?
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I've created a simulation
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of the entire universe!
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♪ Dramatic sting ♪
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[all gasp]
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Oh! In that case, it stinks.
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I keep forgetting, Professor.
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Are we in the entire universe?
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Why, naturally!
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[beeping]
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3-PIXEL PROFESSOR:
Good news, everyone!
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We've got a delivery!
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[3-Pixel characters cheer]
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But first, roll call!
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Leela? 3-PIXEL LEELA: Here.
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3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Fry?
3-PIXEL FRY: Present!
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3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Scruffy?
3-PIXEL SCRUFFY: Yep.
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3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Hermes?
3-PIXEL HERMES: Check.
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3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Bender?
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3-PIXEL BENDER: Bite
my shiny middle pixel!
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3-PIXEL PROFESSOR: Amy?
3-PIXEL AMY: Shmobviously.
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3-PIXEL PROFESSOR:
And the rest.
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3-PIXEL ZOIDBERG: Hooray! I'm
an unnamed member of the group!
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That's amazing, Professor!
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How'd you make it so crummy?
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It wasn't easy. Even to
achieve this level of realism
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requires vast amounts
of computing power.
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[beeping]
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My Simputron uses
more electricity
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than 100 bug zappers.
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Which reminds me, I had
to unplug our bug zappers.
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[mosquito buzzing]
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[grunting]
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- Ow!
- Got him!
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[mosquito buzzing]
- The mosquito is still alive.
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There's a mosquito?
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♪ Whimsical electronic
music playing ♪
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3-PIXEL HERMES:
Listen up, threeple!
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Today, you'll be delivering
this package to Space Italy.
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Space Italy?
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I know, it's an
embarrassingly lazy name.
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But when you're creating an
entire universe from scratch,
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you can't make up a believable
name for everything.
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Sometimes, you just have
to go with "Space Italy"
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or "the Robot Planet"
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or "Dr. Zoidberg."
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Preposterous.
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♪ Upbeat 8-bit music playing ♪
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[ship zooming]
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[landing gear clicking]
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[air brakes hiss]
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[water streaming, 8-bit beeping]
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3-PIXEL LEELA:
Wow, Space Italy!
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You delivering that
package, Bender?
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3-PIXEL BENDER: Up all
those steps? No grazie.
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I'll just chuck it into
Trevi Fountain for good luck.
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[giggles, grunts]
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MALE: Ooh! [glass breaks]
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3-PIXEL BLEK: Papa pia!
He hit-a the Space Pope!
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[European police
siren] [tires screech]
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3-PIXEL ITALIAN URL: You're under
arrest for-a bonking His Holiness.
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3-PIXEL ITALIAN SMITTY: I tell-a
you, this-a Planet Express company
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is a real two-bit operation, eh?
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3-PIXEL BENDER: More
like three! [laughs]
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[handcuffs click]
[Bender screams]
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3-PIXEL LEELA: So, um,
as long as we're here,
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wanna see the sights?
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3-PIXEL FRY: When
in Space Rome...
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♪ soft, romantic music playing ♪
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[kiss]
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3-PIXEL LEELA: Michelangelo's
David! So lifelike!
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3-PIXEL FRY: Jeez,
Dave! Get a fig leaf!
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[3-Pixel Leela giggles]
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3-PIXEL GONDOLIER
[singing]: ♪ La la la! ♪
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♪ La la la! ♪
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♪ La la la... ♪
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[3-Pixel Leela sighs]
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♪ music swelling ♪
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3-PIXEL LEELA: I just can't
understand how it doesn't fall dow...
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[screams] [thuds]
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3-PIXEL FRY: Let me
give you a han...
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[screams] [thuds]
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[both laughing]
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[both moaning, kissing]
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Oh, mama, they're goin' at
it like two packs of gum!
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Bender, give us
a little privacy.
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[clang] ALL: Aw...
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So, do those people
in the casserole
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know they're in a simulation,
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or do they think
that they're real?
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Of course, they
think they're real.
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To them, the rules
of my software
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are just their laws of physics.
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But, we think we're real.
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Couldn't our universe
also be a simulation?
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[laughs] Absolutely
not! No chance.
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The very idea is preposterous!
- How can you be so sure?
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Because it's
computationally impossible!
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For example, every
atom in the universe
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is affected whenever
one little thing moves.
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Like my ass? [humming, grunting]
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[distorted whirring]
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Oh yeah! Come on!
[humming, grunting]
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PROFESSOR: That's a
perfect example, Bender,
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and some pretty decent
twerking. [whirring continues]
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My software can't possibly
compute the gravitational changes
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between Bender's ass and
every other particle,
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so I had to have the information
travel outward gradually,
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at a fixed speed.
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Like the speed of
light in our universe?
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Right!
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[clears throat]
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Oh, fuff. That's
just a coincidence.
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I had to cut other corners, too.
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I mean, my simulation
doesn't even keep track
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of exactly where everything is.
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Takin' all bets!
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Find the ball, win
me not punching you!
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ZOIDBERG: My last $5
on cup number one!
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In fact, make it my last $10!
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Another convenient example.
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My lazy software wouldn't even
decide which cup the ball's in
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until someone actually looked
at it. [distorted whirring]
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Until then, it's
just sort of in both.
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[Bender giggles]
[Zoidberg groans]
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So your programming shortcut
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is like quantum
mechanics in our world?
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Exactly like that!
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[clears throat]
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Hm, interesting.
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I guess what I'm
trying to say is
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our universe is probably
also a simulation.
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[all gasp]
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But that's the exact opposite
of what you said one minute ago!
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New evidence was presented
and I changed my mind.
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I'm a scientist, not a...
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- Idiot?
- Politician.
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Man. Imagine how
awful it would be
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to find out your whole
personality was just simulated,
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like Bender's.
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Whuzzulated? Like whozer's?
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I just mean you're an
artificial intelligence, Bender.
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Like the people in the
Professor's simulation.
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- Artificial?
- Uh-huh. Yep.
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Why'd you have to tell me?
You just ruined my life!
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My big fat fake life! [sobs]
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You're a walking bucket!
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How can you say I'm not real?!
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If you prick me, do I not bleed?
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[clanging] [grunting]
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Okay, that was a bad example!
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[pin stabbing]
- Ow! I'm bleeding!
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- Showoff.
- There, there, Bender.
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You're as real as any of us.
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The philosopher
René Descartes said,
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"I think, therefore I am."
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Can you think?
- I don't think so!
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I think I might not
be able to think!
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Anyway, it was a
fun little universe,
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but we're looking at a
Godzilla-sized electric bill.
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It's time to shut it down.
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But, you can't
just turn them off!
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That would be like
turning me off!
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Good idea! That'll
save even more power!
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But we'll start with them.
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No...
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BENDER: no...
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[grunting]
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The plug is stuck.
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[Bender continues yelling] Or maybe
I'm just extraordinarily weak.
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That is a possibility.
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Oh, bother. I'll just keep the
simulation running a little longer.
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BENDER: Thanks,
Professor! [both grunting]
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Bender, how were you leaping
through the air that entire time?
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I wasn't! My first
leap missed by a mile,
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so I leapt again.
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But I never stopped
screaming for a second!
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♪ Upbeat 8-bit music playing ♪
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3-PIXEL FRY: I feel like I've been
in existence for a while now, Leela.
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So it's time I set
myself a life's goal.
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3-PIXEL LEELA: That's a great idea!
I'll be quiet and let you think.
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3-PIXEL BENDER: And I'll turn on the
TV to drown out any distracting noises.
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[click, static]
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[Hypnotoad buzzing]
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3-PIXEL FRY: That's it!
I found my life's goal!
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I, Philip J. Fry, hereby pledge
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to watch every TV
show ever made.
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3-PIXEL LEELA: Oh Lord.
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That orange guy sure is dumb.
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[sobs] These innocent bit
bags may be artificial,
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[gasps] like me,
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but they don't know that!
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They deserve the same respect
as any other living creature.
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Except clams!
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To hell with clams!
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I'm telling you they're
nothing but ones and zeros!
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They're no more alive
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than the number 10101.
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She was my aunt!
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Professor, I think
Bender might be right.
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No, you don't!
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I mean, we're nothing
more than atoms, right?
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But, somehow, we are more.
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[Bender sniffles, gasps]
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♪ melancholic music playing ♪
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Unlike clams!
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♪
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Professor, I will now ask
of you a solemn promise.
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Now, the feet.
- Forget the feet!
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Alright, whatever.
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Why are we in a
robot strip club?
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♪ Club music playing ♪
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Because we had to
do this in a place
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that's meaningful to me!
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Bender!
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Here you go, hun.
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- Keep the change, toots.
- Ow!
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[gulping, belches]
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Let the solemn ceremony begin.
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Professor, you created a world
of conscious living beings,
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so now you're
responsible for them.
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I want you to swear you'll
do everything in your power
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to keep them alive.
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I barely make any effort
to keep myself alive.
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Oof!
- Professor!
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And you'll never let them
know they're not real! Never!
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So they won't have to go
through what I'm going through!
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I swear nothing!
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I said swear it!
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[sighs] Very well. I swear it.
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But the amount of electricity...
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Why, we'd basically need our
own hydroelectric generator.
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I really don't think
there's any possible...
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[toilet flushes]
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Eureka!
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As you all know, I do my
best thinking on the toilet.
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We know! Stop telling us!
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I didn't even have to go.
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I was just sitting here,
wiling away a Sunday afternoon,
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when suddenly, it hit me!
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A new source of electricity!
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00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:21,497
Would you care to tell us
about it... in another room?
249
00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:23,123
No!
250
00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:25,125
According to these old maps,
251
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:27,545
which I use in lieu
of toilet paper...
252
00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:29,213
[all gagging] BENDER: Ew!
253
00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:31,173
The main New New York sewer line
254
00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:33,968
runs directly under
Planet Express.
255
00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:38,974
♪
256
00:10:41,059 --> 00:10:43,894
[rumbling] We'll simply
drill into the pipe,
257
00:10:43,895 --> 00:10:46,146
drop this turbine
into the torrent,
258
00:10:46,147 --> 00:10:49,316
and voila! Free clean power!
259
00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:52,152
- Clean?
- Oh my, no.
260
00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:54,613
[whirring, crunching]
261
00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:56,115
[growling]
262
00:10:56,116 --> 00:10:58,617
We're approaching
the main pipeline.
263
00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:02,538
Can you imagine the quantity of
sewage running through there?
264
00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:03,748
Yes!
265
00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:10,170
LEELA: Contact in four! Three!
266
00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,047
Number two! [splash]
267
00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:14,341
[all gagging, retching]
268
00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:15,843
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
269
00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:19,347
[all coughing, gagging]
270
00:11:21,308 --> 00:11:23,267
Let's rarely speak
of that again.
271
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:27,104
This should generate enough power
to keep the simulation running.
272
00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:29,940
And it's substantially
higher resolution!
273
00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:33,235
[whirring, beeping]
274
00:11:33,236 --> 00:11:35,572
Let's see how my guys are doing.
275
00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:37,197
[simulation beeping]
276
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,866
3-PIXEL PROFESSOR:
Good news, everyone!
277
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,994
We have a delivery
to the King of Space.
278
00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:44,998
[simulation crew cheers]
279
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:48,042
Aw, they're so cute!
280
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:49,627
Now I care about them!
281
00:11:49,628 --> 00:11:52,922
Happy, Bender? We saved
your little friends.
282
00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,423
I sure did.
283
00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:58,260
SIMULATED PROFESSOR: In other news,
I've made a huge breakthrough!
284
00:11:58,261 --> 00:12:00,804
- What is it, Professor?
- No, him.
285
00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:04,225
- What is it, Professor?
- After many sleepless nights
286
00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:07,811
and an equal number of
glorious sleep-filled days,
287
00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:11,148
I've completed my
greatest achievement!
288
00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:12,566
[beep, whirring]
289
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:16,238
A simulation of our
entire universe!
290
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:18,113
♪ Dramatic sting ♪
291
00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:19,740
3-PIXEL PROFESSOR:
Good news, everyone!
292
00:12:19,741 --> 00:12:22,743
We have a delivery
to Space Italy!
293
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:25,120
[3-pixel crew cheers]
294
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,831
[hologram crew gasps]
295
00:12:27,249 --> 00:12:28,582
[crew gasps]
296
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:29,244
[whoosh]
297
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:33,712
♪
298
00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:36,423
Sweet facsimile of Space Italy!
299
00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:38,050
A simulation...
300
00:12:38,051 --> 00:12:39,969
Within a simulation!?
301
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:42,555
Where does it all end?
- Hopefully there.
302
00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:44,598
Already my head hurts.
303
00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:48,185
Professor, if you can make
a whole simulated universe,
304
00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:50,479
isn't it possible
that our own universe
305
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,398
is also a simulation?
306
00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:54,066
Absolutely not!
307
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,777
You sound like a
stoned freshman!
308
00:12:56,778 --> 00:13:00,364
I mean, what if our laws of
physics are just the computer code
309
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:03,909
of some big brilliant
professor playing god up there?
310
00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,578
Nailed it!
311
00:13:05,579 --> 00:13:09,081
Hm. Quantum mechanics
is pretty ridiculous,
312
00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:10,708
but it's a moot point.
313
00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,918
Even if we are living
in a simulation,
314
00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:15,796
there's no possible
way of knowing.
315
00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:17,131
[clears throat]
316
00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,424
Yes?
317
00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:20,676
Oh, nothing. I just had
a loogie in my throat.
318
00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:23,137
Possibly a simulated
loogie. [lights flicker]
319
00:13:23,138 --> 00:13:26,307
What's that? A
g-g-g-grid overload?
320
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:30,019
My simulation is drawing a
lot of power for some reason.
321
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,770
[whirring, beeping]
322
00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:35,733
Ah! It appears two black
holes just collided in there.
323
00:13:35,734 --> 00:13:39,570
Can you imagine how complex
that computation is?
324
00:13:39,571 --> 00:13:42,448
The Simputron is really
straining to keep up.
325
00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:45,367
[creaking, hissing]
326
00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:47,202
Oh, my glorsh!
327
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:50,581
Maybe there is a way to find
out if we live in a simulation.
328
00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:51,790
Well, I doubt that.
329
00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:53,542
Double doubt it!
330
00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:55,753
If our universe is a simulation,
331
00:13:55,754 --> 00:13:58,380
then it's running on some
kind of computer, right?
332
00:13:58,381 --> 00:13:59,757
I'm with you so far.
333
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:02,343
Actually, I'm not. Is
this about a new soda?
334
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:05,554
Suppose we made something
happen that was impossible
335
00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,307
for that big
computer to simulate.
336
00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:10,226
It would overload!
337
00:14:10,227 --> 00:14:11,685
Exactly!
338
00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:13,270
Cool! And then what?
339
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:16,982
I don't know! Probably stuff
would pixelate and look weird!
340
00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:19,485
The laws of physics would fail!
341
00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:23,072
Like playing a new video game on
a crummy underpowered game system!
342
00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:24,323
Precisely!
343
00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:26,743
That my cheapskate
grandma got me.
344
00:14:27,744 --> 00:14:30,788
Some phenomena are
so wildly complex
345
00:14:30,789 --> 00:14:34,416
that they'd be impossible
for any computer to simulate.
346
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,503
For example, a
collapsing magnetic star
347
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,088
or magnetar.
348
00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:42,800
But such an event might not
happen for millions of years.
349
00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:46,679
But, what if we intentionally
caused a magnetar to collapse?
350
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:50,307
Then, we could just watch and
see if the universe glitches out.
351
00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:53,143
Of course! And we'd
know once and for all
352
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:55,145
if we're living in a simulation.
353
00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:57,731
[all cheering]
354
00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:01,402
Although, I'm not sure I
wanna know the answer to that.
355
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:04,196
Me neither. I like resting
secure in the knowledge
356
00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,656
that I'm the real deal.
357
00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:08,784
[imitates buzzer] Guess
again, loser. [giggles]
358
00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,829
[loud sobbing]
359
00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:12,997
Let's put it to a vote.
360
00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:16,292
Who here wants to test if
we're living in a simulation?
361
00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:17,585
[all agreeing]
362
00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:20,963
And who would rather continue
living in shameful ignorance?
363
00:15:20,964 --> 00:15:22,715
[all agreeing]
- That one!
364
00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:25,259
You all voted for two things.
365
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:28,804
Honestly. I wanna know if I'm
not living in a simulation,
366
00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,139
but not if I am.
367
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,390
Does that make sense?
368
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:34,895
Surprisingly, yes. Let's
just forget about it.
369
00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:38,063
Although, now we're
always gonna be wondering.
370
00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:39,398
Let's just go.
371
00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:40,858
♪
372
00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:43,486
[ship roaring]
373
00:15:44,487 --> 00:15:45,946
Uh-oh. Not good.
374
00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:47,865
[spits] Not good at all.
375
00:15:47,866 --> 00:15:51,452
My half-baked software
absolutely will not be able
376
00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:54,038
to simulate a
collapsing magnetar.
377
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,165
Oh, I never should
have outsourced it
378
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,334
to that Indian middle schooler.
379
00:15:58,335 --> 00:16:01,754
But, the simulations will
find out they're simulations!
380
00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:05,424
You swore a strip club oath
that would never happen.
381
00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:07,927
Alas, there'll be
no hiding the truth
382
00:16:07,928 --> 00:16:10,471
when they see that
magnetar glitching out
383
00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:13,974
like a big flaming
ball of Microsoft Word.
384
00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:17,394
[sniffs] Well, if they're
gonna find out anyway,
385
00:16:17,395 --> 00:16:19,396
I should be the
one to tell them.
386
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:22,316
I'm the only one who
truly understands!
387
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:24,443
Plus, I like
delivering bad news.
388
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:27,238
Actually, that
might be possible.
389
00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:29,365
Since you're basically
just software
390
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:31,825
in a greasy wad of
aluminum foil...
391
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:32,826
Aw...
392
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,621
I could extract your
programming, compress it,
393
00:16:35,622 --> 00:16:38,415
and inject it into
Simulated Bender.
394
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,669
You'd take his place
in the simulated world.
395
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,295
But what would happen to him?
396
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:46,257
He'd be pushed through
to the sub-simulation.
397
00:16:46,258 --> 00:16:47,466
And that Bender?
398
00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:50,427
It's Benders all the way down.
399
00:16:50,428 --> 00:16:52,513
Alright. I'm going in.
400
00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:53,889
[all gasp]
401
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,516
I must warn you, Bender.
402
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,518
It'll be a one-way trip.
403
00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,895
There's no way of returning.
404
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,189
That's okay. I don't
wanna live in a world
405
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,567
where I'm less real
than everyone else.
406
00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:06,277
Those are my people in there,
407
00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:07,778
in Baloney Town.
408
00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:10,447
♪ Melancholy music playing ♪
409
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,908
[zap] Ooh! [giggling]
410
00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:15,244
In a few minutes,
you should reboot
411
00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:19,081
in the simulated world
as Simulated Bender.
412
00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:20,416
Or you might die.
413
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:24,336
[emotionally] Goodbye,
precious friends and coworkers.
414
00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:27,715
Goodbye, sewage-stained
floor tiles.
415
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:28,924
[flatly] Goodbye, Zoidberg.
416
00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:31,719
How will I go on without you?
417
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,014
[crank, zapping]
418
00:17:36,016 --> 00:17:38,058
[creaks, clatters]
419
00:17:38,059 --> 00:17:39,895
I'll get a broom.
420
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,897
♪ Tense music playing ♪
421
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:45,901
[ship roaring]
422
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:51,113
Holding outside magnetar
implosion range.
423
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,073
We'll be safe at this distance,
424
00:17:53,074 --> 00:17:55,951
even if, God forbid, we're real.
425
00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:58,662
Then it's time to put
reality to the test.
426
00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,998
- I'm scared!
- I am, too.
427
00:18:00,999 --> 00:18:03,626
But it's actually
kind of beautiful.
428
00:18:03,627 --> 00:18:06,337
Would it be any less
beautiful if it weren't real?
429
00:18:06,338 --> 00:18:07,838
And we weren't real?
430
00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,924
We'll find out soon enough.
431
00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:12,802
Begin monopole bombardment!
432
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,554
[zapping]
433
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,558
♪
434
00:18:21,937 --> 00:18:25,106
♪
435
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,942
[groaning]
- You okay, buddy?
436
00:18:27,943 --> 00:18:30,069
No! [retching]
437
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,779
Probably a bad clam.
438
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:33,697
I think I'm gonna reboot!
439
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:34,699
[powering down] Oh...
440
00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:37,743
[fizzling]
441
00:18:37,744 --> 00:18:39,453
Where... Where am I?
442
00:18:39,454 --> 00:18:40,871
You're right here, Bender.
443
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:43,666
Just outside magnetar
implosion range.
444
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,834
Oh... Right.
445
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,127
Baloney Town.
446
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:48,420
[muffled laser whirring]
447
00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:50,714
Guys? I have
something to tell you,
448
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,633
and it'll be the
hardest bad news
449
00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:54,843
I've ever had the
pleasure of delivering.
450
00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:57,054
Shush, Bender! We're
about to find out
451
00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:58,973
if we're living in a simulation!
452
00:18:58,974 --> 00:19:01,767
Right... It-it's
about that. See...
453
00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:04,270
I've been thinking about
that, too, actually.
454
00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:05,771
And you wanna know what I think?
455
00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:09,568
- Do I!
- I think it makes no difference at all.
456
00:19:09,985 --> 00:19:13,487
Either way, the laws of the
universe are way beyond our control.
457
00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:15,239
So, what can we do?
458
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,117
We just make the best of it.
459
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,703
I don't know what we're about
to see, Leela, but I love you.
460
00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,621
Now and forever.
461
00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:24,331
And that much is real,
462
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,208
even if we're not.
463
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:27,544
[sniffles]
464
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:30,212
Hm... The dummy's right.
465
00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:32,381
I feel, therefore I am.
466
00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:34,633
It doesn't matter if I'm real?
467
00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:36,385
Not one bit.
468
00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:38,470
So what did you
wanna tell us, robot?
469
00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:41,473
Just... [sobs] thank you!
470
00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:44,059
[wailing]
471
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,437
[sighs] That's robots for you.
472
00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:49,189
Now, let's sit back
and enjoy the show.
473
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:52,193
♪ Dramatic music playing ♪
474
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:57,781
Oh, lordy-loo. The
magnetar is about to pop!
475
00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,825
How's the Simputron holding up?
476
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:02,077
[beeping, alarm blaring]
AMY: Processor overload!
477
00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:04,163
The cooling fan's on fire!
478
00:20:04,164 --> 00:20:05,289
[fire blasts] Whoa!
479
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,290
[all gasp]
480
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:09,002
♪
481
00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:13,214
[alarm continues]
- Pull the plug! Stop the simulation!
482
00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:15,049
No! Bender's in there!
483
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,052
There's no choice. This building's
about to go up in smoke,
484
00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:21,932
and I've got doomsday devices
hidden in every nook and cranny.
485
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:23,891
♪ Melancholy music playing ♪
486
00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,434
I'm sorry, buddy.
487
00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:28,437
I know you can't hear me,
but we tried our best.
488
00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:30,481
At least you got to
go out with dignity.
489
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,233
[woozy groaning]
490
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,526
[splat]
491
00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:36,696
[monotone] Rebooting.
492
00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:39,698
[normal] Where... Where am I?
493
00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:41,659
Right here, in the universe.
494
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:45,204
Oh... I had to come
tell you something...
495
00:20:45,205 --> 00:20:49,041
Bender? How did you possibly
manage to come back?
496
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:52,169
Don't be rude, Professor,
Bender was speaking first.
497
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,879
What did you wanna
tell us, robot?
498
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,339
It's just that...
499
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,716
I know how to save
the simulation.
500
00:20:57,717 --> 00:21:00,261
Oh, please. There's
no possible...
501
00:21:00,262 --> 00:21:01,804
[toilet flushes]
502
00:21:01,805 --> 00:21:03,515
Eureka!
503
00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:08,310
I made the change you
suggested, Bender.
504
00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:11,731
Although it took a lot of
toilet time to fully comprehend.
505
00:21:12,732 --> 00:21:14,984
We won't need
nearly so much power
506
00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:17,695
now that I've under-clocked
the processor.
507
00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:20,281
But, won't the
simulation run slower?
508
00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:22,157
Oh, much slower.
509
00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:25,786
Are we talking regular
slow or bureaucrat slow?
510
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:27,580
Infinitely slower than that.
511
00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:28,998
[gasps] [glass shatters]
512
00:21:28,999 --> 00:21:31,417
So they'll be in, like, a coma?
513
00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:32,835
Oh my, no!
514
00:21:32,836 --> 00:21:35,045
They'll never notice
any difference.
515
00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:38,007
But while they live out
one second of their lives,
516
00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:41,176
years, if not centuries,
will pass for us.
517
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:44,263
Aw, then I guess we won't
get to spy on them anymore.
518
00:21:44,264 --> 00:21:45,806
Spy all you like.
519
00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:49,351
But it's about to get
very, very boring.
520
00:21:49,352 --> 00:21:50,853
Not for them.
521
00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:53,856
♪ Satellite by Tea playing
522
00:21:53,857 --> 00:21:57,151
[zapping, whirring]
523
00:21:57,152 --> 00:22:00,405
[all gasping, exclaiming]
524
00:22:03,617 --> 00:22:05,618
[blasting, whirring]
525
00:22:05,619 --> 00:22:07,411
[glitching]
526
00:22:07,412 --> 00:22:09,413
[all gasp] ZOIDBERG: Pixels...
527
00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:11,415
[gasping]
528
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:15,127
♪ To make it real, really real ♪
529
00:22:15,128 --> 00:22:16,922
♪ She says ♪
530
00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:20,799
♪ You just have to be here ♪
531
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,801
♪ rock guitar riff ♪
532
00:22:22,802 --> 00:22:26,347
♪ On this satellite ♪
533
00:22:26,348 --> 00:22:28,515
♪ Satellite ♪
534
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:30,810
♪ Had to be here ♪
535
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,981
♪ On this satellite ♪
536
00:22:35,982 --> 00:22:38,108
♪ Satellite ♪
537
00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:40,111
♪ Had to be here ♪
538
00:22:41,988 --> 00:22:44,658
♪ On this satellite ♪
539
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,743
♪
540
00:22:47,744 --> 00:22:50,121
♪ Had to be here ♪
541
00:22:51,665 --> 00:22:54,668
♪ On this satellite ♪
542
00:22:55,293 --> 00:22:58,296
♪
543
00:23:00,632 --> 00:23:03,634
♪ Song slowly fades ♪
544
00:23:03,635 --> 00:23:07,137
♪ electronic distortion ♪
545
00:23:07,138 --> 00:23:10,141
♪ soft, orchestral
music playing ♪
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