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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:17,733 --> 00:00:20,182 Winnipeg 3 00:00:31,283 --> 00:00:34,099 My sexual adventure strange 4 00:00:52,358 --> 00:00:54,982 Rach? 5 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,482 Jonas Chernik 6 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:17,232 Emily Hampshire 7 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:20,150 SARA MANNINEN 8 00:01:20,525 --> 00:01:23,024 Vick Saha 9 00:01:35,025 --> 00:01:37,025 Good morning! 10 00:01:40,983 --> 00:01:42,983 Surprise! 11 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,800 Breakfast in bed. 12 00:01:47,116 --> 00:01:50,696 How sweet it is ... Sleeves cut into hearts! 13 00:01:50,816 --> 00:01:55,357 Yes apple bacon and crescent smile. 14 00:01:58,316 --> 00:02:01,128 I'm not going to Niagara Falls. 15 00:02:02,858 --> 00:02:07,063 Not funny. You know how hard that I have a room with a hot tub? 16 00:02:07,283 --> 00:02:11,437 Previously prepaid, and return the money for a room with a hot tub. 17 00:02:12,316 --> 00:02:17,281 Listen, Jordan. Currently I am in a difficult period in. .. 18 00:02:17,464 --> 00:02:21,264 I think I need ... need ... 19 00:02:21,483 --> 00:02:25,299 Well, wait. Wait! 20 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,821 No! What are you doing? 21 00:02:31,941 --> 00:02:36,382 It should be done before tomorrow night ... 22 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,996 I'll stay here. - Do not! 23 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:43,982 You ... You're the only girl I wanted to be. 24 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:48,972 Rachel Stern, will you marry me? 25 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:55,370 I can not spend the rest of your life 26 00:02:56,204 --> 00:02:59,174 have sex only with you. 27 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,300 Break! 28 00:03:04,775 --> 00:03:08,649 Well, Rach ... 29 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:12,090 Look, I can improve! 30 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:17,482 I get up! Just tell me where I'm wrong. 31 00:03:17,858 --> 00:03:20,946 Not a good idea. - I can live! 32 00:03:21,066 --> 00:03:23,066 Really? 33 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,900 Very well. 34 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,163 You have bad breath. - I can fix it. 35 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:36,365 I do not know how to kiss. I do not know what to do with my breasts. 36 00:03:36,485 --> 00:03:40,288 Sometimes, trying to suck. It ended too soon. 37 00:03:40,408 --> 00:03:44,106 His cock seems ... - Very good. There is no need ... 38 00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:48,074 I never lame. Fri call "favors of time." 39 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:52,340 Not anywhere near my butt. You do not want a ... 40 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:56,201 Why I want three! Disappoint someone? 41 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:01,163 Good point. - Look, Rach. 42 00:04:01,298 --> 00:04:05,190 We can fix it. I'll read the book! 43 00:04:05,525 --> 00:04:10,732 No, I'll make a list ... We'll fix it together as a team. 44 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:15,315 Ok, but there are so many things I have not tried. 45 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:20,915 Over the past year, he realized he needed a change. 46 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:26,166 We both need. We tried, really. 47 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:30,375 But I want to move in. .. 48 00:04:31,569 --> 00:04:34,780 I am releasing. - I will be free. 49 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,738 I wanna be with you. - No, no! 50 00:04:37,858 --> 00:04:40,446 Hold. - No! Take your license. 51 00:04:40,866 --> 00:04:45,728 Go to Toronto in Dendak and fun. 52 00:04:45,963 --> 00:04:48,896 When I return, I'm going to my sister ... 53 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:52,440 No! Please wait! 54 00:04:53,691 --> 00:04:57,938 Well, it was very clear. I hear you. 55 00:04:58,058 --> 00:05:00,945 I'm a bad lover, right? - Yes 56 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,863 But book seats on the plane. 57 00:05:03,983 --> 00:05:08,474 I took a window seat that you love. 58 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:12,524 Let's talk about it during the break. 59 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:25,816 Gary works hard. 60 00:05:26,141 --> 00:05:31,363 Better not go down and you lose the stupid trip. 61 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:35,446 You know, Kelly, who ... - What will you mourn? 62 00:05:35,566 --> 00:05:38,988 Want a tissue? - No. 63 00:05:39,108 --> 00:05:42,565 God, truly mourn. 64 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,030 Hi, Mom. - He's crazy right? 65 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:05,071 Waiting for years like an idiot ... - What do you think? Not .. 66 00:06:05,191 --> 00:06:08,821 I had to ask, did not break up with her. 67 00:06:08,941 --> 00:06:12,371 Nobody breaks right, Mom. 68 00:06:12,491 --> 00:06:17,963 Actually, after three hours of going on a special trip ... 69 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:20,695 I can not talk. Train. 70 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:30,970 last call for Flight 632 to Toronto. 71 00:06:31,305 --> 00:06:34,507 'Go all passengers on board. 72 00:06:41,358 --> 00:06:46,570 Toronto passengers waiting Jordan Abrams. 73 00:06:46,983 --> 00:06:50,357 Jordan Abrams, please report to the output. 74 00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:53,358 I'm waiting for someone. 75 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,100 not come. 76 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:11,246 What is this, Jordan? - Have you been checking in? 77 00:07:11,366 --> 00:07:15,188 No, I will not. - Come on, baby, close the doors. 78 00:07:15,308 --> 00:07:18,521 Now we need the space. 79 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:23,780 Well, I get home and I'll postpone the flight for tomorrow. 80 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:27,670 No, no, no! Do not listen to me, Jordan. 81 00:07:27,805 --> 00:07:31,540 I need you, actually. See you next week. 82 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:39,678 Have a ... Hey! 83 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:45,446 type of person that people should relax. 84 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,966 strangle. 85 00:07:48,483 --> 00:07:50,883 board the plane. 86 00:08:19,608 --> 00:08:22,265 There they are. Come here. 87 00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:28,613 The next seven days will follow my every gesture and every word of mine. 88 00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:31,405 See, hear, absorbed. 89 00:08:31,525 --> 00:08:37,196 Life is like a table with food, my friend. Now is the time to eat the table. 90 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:41,113 How intimate haircut? Shaved? I think not! 91 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:46,621 Do not worry, I have a backup cutter. - I have no intention to deceive Rachel. 92 00:08:46,841 --> 00:08:49,480 Are you kidding? She broke up with you, man. 93 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,889 Really? Very kind of you. - Stop it, that's not fair! 94 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,155 He suffers from a girl of 12 years. 95 00:08:57,275 --> 00:09:00,530 It took 24 years to convince her to give him a chance. 96 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:04,746 It did not work. Sorry. But it's time to move on. 97 00:09:04,866 --> 00:09:08,713 And his mentor wants to focus on sex. 98 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,791 Sorry to bother you ... Beautiful boots! 99 00:09:11,911 --> 00:09:14,314 Is it a problem? 100 00:09:14,775 --> 00:09:19,382 My friend is not attractive? 101 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,999 Not bad, maybe seven. 102 00:09:25,075 --> 00:09:27,262 20? - No. 103 00:09:27,397 --> 00:09:29,622 10? - Yes 104 00:09:29,908 --> 00:09:32,713 I'd say 5 or 6, but you're in shape. 105 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:35,700 7 out of 10, right? - Yes 7. 106 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:39,463 He organized a small party tonight. He's new in town. 107 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:44,633 Why not leave your friends? Apartment 4 at 8:00. 108 00:09:44,775 --> 00:09:46,775 What do you think? 109 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:49,429 Of course it is. - Fantastic! 110 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,846 For sexual confidence takes time. 111 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:57,421 Believe me, I know Rachel. 112 00:09:57,541 --> 00:10:01,997 Until today I was playing, and tomorrow I'll be sat here. 113 00:10:03,866 --> 00:10:07,894 Man, if those little raisins you call balls 114 00:10:08,029 --> 00:10:12,871 and bring them back into the scrotum to be shaved. 115 00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:15,804 Therefore, women prefer. 116 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,063 Relax! 117 00:10:30,283 --> 00:10:33,496 Do not fight and do not bite much. 118 00:10:34,983 --> 00:10:36,983 Wait! 119 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,980 No! Not ... 120 00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:43,865 No, no, no! 121 00:10:44,064 --> 00:10:47,090 Oh, my God! Be careful, please! 122 00:10:48,058 --> 00:10:51,340 Thanks Renaldo. This is for you. 123 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:56,107 Lord! Wait. - Very good. 124 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,780 Cool! 125 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,956 What are you doing here? Attention! 126 00:11:06,091 --> 00:11:10,988 I know! But I wonder what this half-naked man serving drinks? 127 00:11:11,108 --> 00:11:15,113 He is here to ensure that they will have sex. 128 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:19,738 This suggests that women think about sex and what not! 129 00:11:19,858 --> 00:11:24,746 Why not go to bed with him? - Because my plan is ingenious. 130 00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:28,417 This gentleman prefers the company of gay men. 131 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,655 Therefore, women are forced to take ... 132 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,767 Please give me the phone. - Not enough! 133 00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:39,279 Not until you talk to a girl. 134 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,613 I do not want much. Do it for me. 135 00:11:42,733 --> 00:11:46,796 I know you're nervous, but you're hard Miss July. 136 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,988 I love it. 137 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:53,206 Well ... I could direct a lady 138 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:57,363 who have not had sex with her and talk. 139 00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,658 Dada. No two. 140 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,233 No, I've been there. 141 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:08,197 A recount? - No, no problem. 142 00:12:08,332 --> 00:12:11,431 Then the darkness. I was banging on the back. - Very good. 143 00:12:26,341 --> 00:12:28,696 Hi! - Hi 144 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,816 Hi ... 145 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:37,421 I'm Tanya. - Tanya, Tanya ... Jordan. 146 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:41,692 Hello - nice to meet you, Tanya. 147 00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:45,015 So what are you doing? 148 00:12:45,358 --> 00:12:47,780 What are you doing? - What? 149 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,024 What ... How Do I? 150 00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:54,090 I do not understand. 151 00:12:57,591 --> 00:13:00,257 Really? Real Estate? - Yes 152 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,215 Yugo. Property Owner. I've had. 153 00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:09,079 Cool, yes. No, that's great. 154 00:13:10,425 --> 00:13:13,488 G-O-t-i-n-oh, oh ... - Are you okay? 155 00:13:13,608 --> 00:13:16,819 I miss my boyfriend. 156 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,366 Excuse me. 157 00:13:23,525 --> 00:13:26,975 Behold, I have spoken. Are you happy? It has been dishonored. 158 00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,780 Where are you going? What is this team? 159 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,238 You have to pack another candidate for marriage. 160 00:13:34,358 --> 00:13:39,363 God, their parents, who continue to play matchmaker! - Yes, because every Indian family. 161 00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:43,563 Must respect the traditions. You're in charge while I'm gone. 162 00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:46,697 Just give me back my phone. - What? 163 00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:51,815 Phone. - Is that what you want? Let's see something. 164 00:13:52,191 --> 00:13:57,812 As I suspected. Zero loss. Why call it, man? 165 00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,108 Because ... 166 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,680 Because he is jealous. Yes, she is jealous. 167 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:14,759 and photographed with red baby Rachel called me 15 times. 168 00:14:14,991 --> 00:14:18,396 Do you remember? - No, not you remember? 169 00:14:18,516 --> 00:14:21,196 Give me the phone. - Well, I did! 170 00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:28,132 Upstairs in the loft. - No? 171 00:14:28,691 --> 00:14:30,691 Lots of fun! 172 00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:45,815 What? - Jordan, it is better not to talk. 173 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:52,034 What? I can not hear, my dear. Dendak prepare me crazy party in. .. 174 00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:55,940 Here is complete! He is full of girls. 175 00:14:56,525 --> 00:15:01,649 Tanya is engaged in real estate and my cousin ... 176 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:07,690 Rach ... This is our affection to your music? 177 00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:11,266 with other truth? 178 00:15:11,525 --> 00:15:15,728 Look, let's talk when you get back. 179 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:19,232 Right? - Very good. Good idea. 180 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:22,233 Is there anyone with you? 181 00:15:22,516 --> 00:15:25,594 You're a bad boy! Go to bed! 182 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,425 Hello? 183 00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:30,816 Rach? 184 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:52,155 Hello! - Hi 185 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:57,091 I was a bit strange being there again and sorry. - Now heals me? 186 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,184 I feel much better. 187 00:16:01,325 --> 00:16:05,174 I was hoping to start again. 188 00:16:05,983 --> 00:16:09,604 Well, well. - Very good. 189 00:16:09,816 --> 00:16:13,649 Thank you. I'm Jordan, accountant. 190 00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:18,393 Tanya, real estate. - Nice to meet you 191 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:23,078 Can a personal question? 192 00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:27,466 Yes. 193 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:32,905 You can take sexy photos to convince my girlfriend to marry me? 194 00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:39,046 Go on like this, I'll shoot. 195 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,566 A quick photo? 196 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,982 "Beauty and the Beast" NIGHT CLUB 197 00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:22,566 Sorry! 198 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:30,017 Sorry. I could not ... 199 00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:34,199 These machines ... Their rates are astronomical. 200 00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:37,196 I want chips. 201 00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:42,988 Yes, but take it and charge more than twice the bank rate. 202 00:17:43,108 --> 00:17:46,732 It is not wise. - Yes, but I feel like eating potato chips. 203 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,025 Here you are. 204 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:54,185 This is the "Karma Bank." - Hold it. 205 00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:59,482 No, really! Pay it or whatever you decide. 206 00:18:02,941 --> 00:18:04,941 Thank you. 207 00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:13,130 Spike, I need pliers. 208 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:16,446 Hell, Julia, recording your contact! 209 00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:21,015 Recorded Jan De gum wrapper and put it in her purse, 210 00:18:21,358 --> 00:18:24,158 but I forgot at home. 211 00:18:33,191 --> 00:18:36,873 At least three drinks. - Yes 212 00:18:39,525 --> 00:18:43,405 It does not seem so bad! - For the last time! 213 00:18:43,525 --> 00:18:46,325 It will not happen again. 214 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:53,315 That's good, but we can do better. 215 00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:56,613 What's next? You're right, honey! 216 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:59,405 Here's one for you. Let's do it again. 217 00:18:59,525 --> 00:19:03,974 Here's a twenty. One, two, three ... 218 00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:09,243 You can eat your sandwich, Jules? 219 00:19:13,191 --> 00:19:16,269 Sup not much. 220 00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:21,417 Wow, this says. - Hey, handsome! 221 00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:26,502 Get premium. There are prizes for everyone! 222 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,796 I want to do it again with dad? 223 00:19:38,191 --> 00:19:40,591 I hate this job. 224 00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:44,883 Shut up. 225 00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,133 These are my pants. 226 00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:03,150 My pants ... 227 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:11,316 Help ... 228 00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:16,815 Stupid "Bank of Karma". 229 00:20:18,691 --> 00:20:21,491 Where are your pants? 230 00:20:22,983 --> 00:20:27,997 This is the coat? - My coat ... 231 00:20:29,316 --> 00:20:31,924 Wait! No! 232 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,780 Where do you live? - I miss my boyfriend. 233 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,900 God! 234 00:20:48,441 --> 00:20:51,063 Address nearby. - No problem. 235 00:20:51,198 --> 00:20:55,238 I can drive all night, while sober. 236 00:20:55,358 --> 00:20:57,563 What to do? - Do not know. 237 00:20:57,683 --> 00:21:01,882 I will not take it back. Not mine. - Not mine. 238 00:21:09,816 --> 00:21:13,691 Hey ... I'll let you sleep on the couch. 239 00:21:15,216 --> 00:21:18,205 Listen carefully. I love to cook ... 240 00:21:18,325 --> 00:21:22,172 I have knives sharp and dangerous. 241 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:26,121 Just to try something, I'm going to cut. 242 00:21:26,441 --> 00:21:30,080 I'll cut your face! - You're a good man, thanks! 243 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,825 Move! - Come on. 244 00:22:09,233 --> 00:22:11,633 Amount to be $ 11,390. 245 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,400 Echo. 246 00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:22,679 Shit. 247 00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:39,753 No need to do that. 248 00:22:40,408 --> 00:22:42,263 Sorry ... 249 00:22:42,383 --> 00:22:47,242 And you know why the smell of rine and where are my pants? 250 00:22:47,377 --> 00:22:49,791 Great mystery! 251 00:22:51,608 --> 00:22:53,608 I searched ... 252 00:22:57,066 --> 00:22:59,066 Here, keep. 253 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,215 Maybe I should clarify. 254 00:23:03,525 --> 00:23:07,764 Alcohol is not working for me ... - Not a word. 255 00:23:08,733 --> 00:23:13,180 Thanks for making me lose. Nice. It was not necessary. 256 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,665 In fact, he had. 257 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:22,362 Vacationing in this list? - Yes, 10 days a year. 258 00:23:22,783 --> 00:23:25,665 One advantage of being a counter. 259 00:23:29,566 --> 00:23:33,393 Do you like cookies? - Well ... 260 00:23:34,858 --> 00:23:37,690 Thank you, my stomach is empty. 261 00:23:40,108 --> 00:23:43,530 Delicious! Where do you take? - I prepared last night. 262 00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:47,245 Take it for later. 263 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,223 What they are doing! - On the road. 264 00:23:51,358 --> 00:23:54,496 No, no, no! Do not leave the coffee on. 265 00:23:54,616 --> 00:23:58,427 I ordered in folders. All these warnings. 266 00:24:00,408 --> 00:24:04,955 Sorry, probably did not want to deepen their financial documents. 267 00:24:05,075 --> 00:24:07,106 I do not care. - Really? 268 00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:10,329 Because when I was looking for pants 269 00:24:10,463 --> 00:24:14,721 accidentally looked in. .. You know what your problem is? 270 00:24:14,841 --> 00:24:18,089 We accountants call "disorder". 271 00:24:18,366 --> 00:24:21,113 Have you thought about a loan? - Yes ... 272 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:24,488 Since banks give money to strippers right? 273 00:24:24,608 --> 00:24:28,446 They do not care as long as you have active. Do you have something of value? 274 00:24:28,566 --> 00:24:32,163 This apartment. The legacy of my father. 275 00:24:32,366 --> 00:24:37,040 Yes, each bank will provide a loan. - Life is too short. 276 00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:40,105 Do not waste time, I'm worried about money. 277 00:24:40,225 --> 00:24:43,096 Jacket you're looking for? - I was looking for ... 278 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,416 Thank you. 279 00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:50,150 Oh, yes! 280 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,980 I can? Ask for your professional opinion? 281 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:58,915 What these women like me more? 282 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,360 What are you trying to do? 283 00:25:04,495 --> 00:25:08,126 I suggested to my girlfriend and she left me. 284 00:25:08,361 --> 00:25:11,996 So I wanted to make him jealous 285 00:25:12,216 --> 00:25:15,899 how to show how much fun in Toronto 286 00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:21,465 and women find me sexually attractive. 287 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:23,946 God. 288 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:26,069 Well, sit down. - Thank you. 289 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:30,445 There is no one to talk to, and I'm at a difficult time and I'd like ... 290 00:25:30,816 --> 00:25:32,816 What are you doing? 291 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:38,955 Take a picture of your girlfriend is going to get wet, mold will be collected. 292 00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:41,508 Due to the "Bank of Karma". 293 00:25:42,483 --> 00:25:44,483 Very well. 294 00:25:44,883 --> 00:25:46,771 A little higher. 295 00:25:46,891 --> 00:25:48,891 Really? - Yes 296 00:25:49,525 --> 00:25:51,925 Say "cheese". - Cheese. 297 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:58,031 Am Julia, among others. - Hi, I'm Jordan. 298 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:03,065 It's really good. Thank you. 299 00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,707 Thanks for everything. 300 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:09,790 Not a little. - Thanks for the coffee and cookies. 301 00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:12,940 It really is .. 302 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,607 Well, well, I will. 303 00:26:19,566 --> 00:26:21,815 Success! - Thank you. 304 00:26:38,775 --> 00:26:41,199 Okay, so I sent him. 305 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:04,715 You know ... wait. 306 00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:07,957 Why not try? 307 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:11,050 Thank you! 308 00:27:19,191 --> 00:27:22,037 Oh, sorry! Wait a minute. 309 00:27:22,438 --> 00:27:25,035 As for me. 310 00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:31,305 Are you serious? 311 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:36,083 Times. 312 00:27:53,216 --> 00:27:55,830 Hi, honey! - To the idiot that made me think? 313 00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:58,143 This girl is super sexy! 314 00:27:58,263 --> 00:28:02,238 So if I had a little ugly, he would choose? 315 00:28:02,358 --> 00:28:04,063 Actually, yes. 316 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,613 What are you trying to say leave me alone right? 317 00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:13,221 No, I want to see how fun it is in the big city. 318 00:28:13,341 --> 00:28:16,780 Model hired to make me jealous? 319 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:22,071 God, who hired him in Calgary? What's going on? 320 00:28:22,191 --> 00:28:26,412 I miss you. I want to start again. 321 00:28:26,691 --> 00:28:30,488 I'll be back in Winnipeg and dinner. - So what? 322 00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:36,399 Undress me and put me to sleep? No, thank you. Those days are over. 323 00:28:36,858 --> 00:28:39,905 I can change! - Want to change? 324 00:28:40,025 --> 00:28:44,260 If you find a special potion that makes you better in bed 325 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:49,030 so call me or leave me alone, okay? 326 00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:51,982 Lord! No, you know what ... 327 00:28:59,991 --> 00:29:02,746 Hello, friend. - The Stripper - Julia 328 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,670 I sexy photos. I sent to Rachel. 329 00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:09,494 I was furious. You were absolutely right! 330 00:29:09,775 --> 00:29:13,430 Teach me to fuck! - Reshma, this is Jordan. 331 00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:18,225 He has a great sense of humor. - Nice, Jordan. 332 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:29,620 Rachel never marry me if I did not learn everything in sex. 333 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:35,280 What to do? How could you help with that? 334 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,819 He said that would be my sex mentor. - Spiritual Mentor! 335 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:44,684 And no sex. It sounds good. 336 00:29:44,819 --> 00:29:47,613 Show me how Piggy! - Well ... 337 00:29:47,941 --> 00:29:51,552 Excuse me while I go freshen up. - Yes 338 00:29:51,733 --> 00:29:54,582 You talk. - Sure. 339 00:29:55,900 --> 00:30:00,093 I'll miss you. - Not as much as I missed you. 340 00:30:01,025 --> 00:30:03,025 Mr. 341 00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:09,587 I want to ruin my life? - What? 342 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,850 Sorry, you are not guilty. Last night I was hooked. 343 00:30:12,970 --> 00:30:16,213 Impossible! You are not in love. You're a prostitute. 344 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:19,550 This was the case, but this girl ... 345 00:30:20,566 --> 00:30:25,771 Drank tea at three o'clock. We arrived here and found his soul. 346 00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:28,732 And when the sun rose, we made love. 347 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:34,107 I'm sorry, "make love", you say? - And in the morning lying in his arms. 348 00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:38,071 My penis was in her vagina was amazing. 349 00:30:38,191 --> 00:30:40,231 It's called "Embrace". - Really? 350 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,630 It was as if 351 00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:46,055 waking up from a nap, eating scrambled eggs, 352 00:30:46,190 --> 00:30:49,113 mother turn to pee in the bathroom. 353 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:51,876 And all this time. 354 00:30:52,765 --> 00:30:58,238 Reshma is a conservative family and should not be learned for mrasotiykite. 355 00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:02,680 But you said you reveal your soul. - Yes, except for a function. 356 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,988 Thousands of technical details. - No! I need the old Dendak, 357 00:31:07,108 --> 00:31:12,380 teach me the tricks to get girls to sleep with me ... 358 00:31:12,550 --> 00:31:17,393 No, now I have to stay focused. Take that old Dendak disappeared. 359 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:20,830 I can not do it alone. - You are absolutely right. 360 00:31:21,065 --> 00:31:24,130 You need an intensive training of a Jedi. 361 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,470 I need a Yoda! - Exactly. 362 00:31:26,605 --> 00:31:30,621 Someone explain the four quadrants of the clitoris ... 363 00:31:30,741 --> 00:31:34,057 What are these quadrants? - Shut up. 364 00:31:34,483 --> 00:31:37,759 The woman's clitoris has four quadrants. 365 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:42,655 In short. With manual or oral stimulation 366 00:31:42,790 --> 00:31:46,533 is necessary to concentrate on the upper left quadrant. 367 00:31:46,683 --> 00:31:48,638 Repeat. - The upper left quadrant. 368 00:31:48,758 --> 00:31:52,155 But is microscopic. How can be divided into four? 369 00:31:52,275 --> 00:31:56,448 When you know something, you just know. 370 00:31:57,643 --> 00:32:00,693 Hello! - Hi 371 00:32:01,108 --> 00:32:06,300 Look, I never go to the bathroom alone. 372 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,965 I missed you. 373 00:32:12,025 --> 00:32:14,025 None. 374 00:32:31,358 --> 00:32:34,649 There is a difference between a stripper and prostitute. 375 00:32:35,858 --> 00:32:41,041 Honestly pretty girls in the club would sleep with you for money, but not me. 376 00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:44,733 No! Sure. I know you're not a whore. 377 00:32:44,868 --> 00:32:48,711 In the morning when I was there, I looked at the ... 378 00:32:49,952 --> 00:32:52,366 ... Thingy. 379 00:32:55,591 --> 00:32:58,599 No one can say that the "vibrator"! 380 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,172 Yes, I have a vibrator. 381 00:33:02,421 --> 00:33:05,641 I have also lubricant. 382 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:10,780 Sometimes watching porn. What does this have to do in. .. 383 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,495 I'm serious. Just look at you. 384 00:33:13,733 --> 00:33:17,157 You are so sure of himself. 385 00:33:17,392 --> 00:33:21,445 The confidence that I have. 386 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,671 I feel sorry for your girlfriend 387 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:29,045 but then I do not need help. 388 00:33:29,238 --> 00:33:34,291 Everything is under control, but thanks. 389 00:33:34,525 --> 00:33:38,191 Julia, this is a "disorder". 390 00:33:46,675 --> 00:33:49,475 They blocked my credit cards. 391 00:33:53,316 --> 00:33:56,357 See? Why talk. 392 00:33:56,608 --> 00:34:00,513 We must do everything now, before it gets worse. 393 00:34:00,633 --> 00:34:03,343 Do not be late, because I can not help you. 394 00:34:03,463 --> 00:34:06,602 I can fix the debts poizchistya. 395 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:11,443 Well, I'll be your sex Yoda. - Really? Really? 396 00:34:13,491 --> 00:34:16,562 Great! I'm only here for five days. 397 00:34:16,741 --> 00:34:20,390 We can start with a little guidance and advice. 398 00:34:20,566 --> 00:34:23,413 What are you doing? - I'm getting my ... 399 00:34:25,191 --> 00:34:27,391 Oh, no. Not that. 400 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,846 You think I'm ... Not mean to imply ... 401 00:34:31,066 --> 00:34:34,546 I thought it would be a learning lesson 402 00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:38,394 as a teacher and a student, who will mentor Yoda. 403 00:34:38,633 --> 00:34:41,071 Yoda Luke Skywalker walks. 404 00:34:41,191 --> 00:34:45,024 He sat down and taught him to move objects with the mind. 405 00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:49,280 Keep your pants, right? - Do not remove them. 406 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:53,938 Let's see how we can save your ass. Tell me the first step. 407 00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:57,505 To turn on the system and continue with your problem. 408 00:34:57,625 --> 00:35:01,005 Step One: Meet with your manager. - I have a manager? 409 00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:03,554 Do you have a bank account? - Yes 410 00:35:03,689 --> 00:35:08,896 So you have a manager. - What am I supposed to call and I? 411 00:35:09,016 --> 00:35:12,970 Yes, it is easy to call a number on the map. 412 00:35:13,650 --> 00:35:15,650 Really? - Yes! 413 00:35:28,866 --> 00:35:32,294 These are just the lips. 414 00:35:32,904 --> 00:35:37,155 Lips ... Lips ... 415 00:35:39,025 --> 00:35:44,025 Dildo. Big pink dildo. 416 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:56,545 Set the date for the meeting tomorrow! 417 00:35:58,358 --> 00:36:03,168 Intimate massage. Good idea! First lesson. To go. 418 00:36:03,491 --> 00:36:06,491 LESSON 1: private massage 419 00:36:07,483 --> 00:36:10,935 How I can help? - We ... 420 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:14,522 We would ...... 421 00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:20,941 Massage? - Yes, massage. 422 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,946 Sexual massage. 423 00:36:24,066 --> 00:36:27,866 $ 40. Everything else is being discussed in the room. 424 00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:31,233 Wait my friend. - Not my friend. 425 00:36:31,353 --> 00:36:33,742 Come with me. 426 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:38,363 Sorry, honey, but it is illegal. - Against the law? 427 00:36:38,483 --> 00:36:43,538 Well, obviously not meant to be. Pity. - Really? 428 00:36:44,733 --> 00:36:47,571 Whatever you say, boss. Back here. 429 00:36:47,691 --> 00:36:49,691 Wait! 430 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,957 How will do my best in sex? 431 00:36:58,066 --> 00:37:01,090 Ok, I'm ready. 432 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,633 This is not over. - What? 433 00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:15,780 These women are trained to make it possible to quickly empty. 434 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:20,346 If you keep him premature, you can do with the other. 435 00:37:20,566 --> 00:37:23,124 Be alert. They tricks. 436 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,608 Tricks powerful. 437 00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,725 Hello, dear. I'm Sapphire. 438 00:37:46,150 --> 00:37:50,113 This is not your real name. Because they are not used. 439 00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:54,880 I do not mean "you" as a racial slur. 440 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,277 I'm Jordan. Kevin would. 441 00:37:57,397 --> 00:37:59,635 For the first time, you, dear? - No. 442 00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:03,411 Once I got a massage with hot stones, Mexico. 443 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:07,946 The stones were hot and burning me. You know ... I feel less nauseous. 444 00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:10,939 Relax, it'll be great. - Very good. 445 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:25,190 This mass is disinfected? 446 00:38:25,358 --> 00:38:28,538 Yes, laundry play there. 447 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,400 Very well. 448 00:38:58,608 --> 00:39:00,608 Here we go. 449 00:39:11,066 --> 00:39:15,333 Want to see my tits? - No, thank you. 450 00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:21,919 So ... I will finish. 451 00:39:27,108 --> 00:39:29,108 No. 452 00:39:29,608 --> 00:39:31,690 No, no, no. 453 00:39:32,316 --> 00:39:34,316 No! No, no, no. 454 00:39:36,733 --> 00:39:39,358 Vomiting. Puker. 455 00:39:40,223 --> 00:39:43,053 Vomiting. People burned. 456 00:39:43,288 --> 00:39:45,705 Too bad the skin. Faces burned. 457 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,267 Their faces are badly burned. 458 00:39:48,658 --> 00:39:50,546 Not ... 459 00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:54,082 Baby, you have a big cock. It looks great. 460 00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,900 A lot. - Mother! 461 00:39:57,150 --> 00:40:03,022 Over my mouth, baby. Sprayed with hot cum on my face. 462 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,837 No, no, no! 463 00:40:05,957 --> 00:40:09,155 Baby, you want to squeeze your balls? 464 00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:11,275 No! Please do not! 465 00:40:12,025 --> 00:40:14,605 My God, my eyes! 466 00:40:16,116 --> 00:40:18,116 Sorry! 467 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,200 Offenders in the second quarter. 468 00:40:21,733 --> 00:40:24,580 This is her boyfriend - not my friend. 469 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:29,155 Are you okay? - Lord broke my nose! 470 00:40:29,275 --> 00:40:32,697 What are you doing? - Slip. 471 00:40:42,783 --> 00:40:44,355 Hurt? 472 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:47,432 You're a fag. He was about to hit. 473 00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:50,833 Hi there. 474 00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:57,738 I have fear of not being able to use the apartment as collateral for the loan. 475 00:40:57,858 --> 00:41:01,459 Why? - According to our records, in 2008, 476 00:41:01,616 --> 00:41:06,874 Miss Bow mortgaged to make purchases totaling 477 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:10,113 more than $ 70,000. 478 00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:13,281 Why fail to mention this? 479 00:41:14,483 --> 00:41:18,863 You said that if I have a plan, the bank will give me a loan. 480 00:41:18,983 --> 00:41:23,321 Yes, but beware the small matter that you have taken a loan ... 481 00:41:23,441 --> 00:41:27,924 He remembered now that you mention this kind. 482 00:41:29,066 --> 00:41:32,726 Actually happen. 483 00:41:32,906 --> 00:41:37,516 I called the number on the card for more money 484 00:41:37,636 --> 00:41:40,030 and the woman on the phone said: 485 00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:43,427 to qualify for a mortgage. 486 00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:47,521 I agreed and signed the papers. - Ok, no problem. 487 00:41:47,641 --> 00:41:50,719 All is well. Plan B 488 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:56,738 We would like a loan, please. - Good idea. 489 00:41:56,858 --> 00:41:59,674 I love it. We can do it! 490 00:42:00,941 --> 00:42:04,232 I'll start preparing documents 491 00:42:04,866 --> 00:42:10,015 and Mrs. bow I can report that I would point out that the guarantor. 492 00:42:10,533 --> 00:42:12,455 What? 493 00:42:12,575 --> 00:42:17,566 As has already committed its resources, you need someone to guarantee 494 00:42:17,686 --> 00:42:22,063 that the bank will get their money back if you do not pay contributions. 495 00:42:22,183 --> 00:42:25,189 Standard procedure. - It could be anyone! 496 00:42:25,324 --> 00:42:30,113 As long as you have a good credit history and know of at least five years. 497 00:42:30,233 --> 00:42:32,233 Five. 498 00:42:34,941 --> 00:42:37,789 For example, a parent. 499 00:42:38,483 --> 00:42:41,132 O brothers. 500 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,400 And a friend will. 501 00:42:49,116 --> 00:42:54,242 They are strippers have valuable things, but we're talking about. 502 00:43:00,733 --> 00:43:04,328 Sorry! - I knew it was a stupid idea. 503 00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:08,805 How much do your job? - Do not know. 504 00:43:10,233 --> 00:43:13,404 I spent the night ... - Jesus Christ! 505 00:43:15,525 --> 00:43:20,591 Well, we go back inside. - Six hundred and something. 506 00:43:20,711 --> 00:43:23,719 Hundred dollars? - It was a bad night. 507 00:43:23,839 --> 00:43:26,890 I will raise, Julia. - Really? 508 00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:31,864 Yes, I can make a budget. Review the cost numbers. 509 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:36,674 We do not need stupid Julia bank. Banks are for suckers, right? 510 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:42,100 You should try it. 511 00:43:42,941 --> 00:43:45,755 Come here. Take them out of South Australia. 512 00:43:46,358 --> 00:43:49,624 No, I love them! 513 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:54,592 Have you tried the oysters? - No, I know. 514 00:43:54,816 --> 00:43:56,816 Come here. 515 00:44:00,191 --> 00:44:02,574 God. - Agreed. 516 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:05,745 What are you doing ... - Try it. 517 00:44:07,316 --> 00:44:09,838 Well? - How is lemon 518 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:12,004 Come on. - They are good! 519 00:44:12,139 --> 00:44:14,162 Delicious. - You! 520 00:44:14,286 --> 00:44:16,238 Where to get them! 521 00:44:16,358 --> 00:44:22,042 I see that you are not a fan of Philosophy "clean kitchen." 522 00:44:22,650 --> 00:44:25,808 No priority. - No. 523 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,774 Do not be afraid to get dirty. Come here. 524 00:44:29,909 --> 00:44:32,880 Shrimp is not removed by hand. 525 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,780 Jews should not touch unless shrimp in a Chinese restaurant. 526 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:40,671 Reach inside! - I am orthodox. 527 00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:44,025 Peel well. - Done. 528 00:44:44,658 --> 00:44:50,021 Now is ... Tell me something dirty. 529 00:44:50,908 --> 00:44:53,749 What? Outside it? I do not know if I can. 530 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:56,138 LESSON 2: the bad words 531 00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:59,460 Come on, try. The bad word. - Wet. 532 00:44:59,976 --> 00:45:03,198 Are you serious? - Yes, I'm wet like a baby. 533 00:45:03,325 --> 00:45:07,325 You're a man, why are you wet? - Do not know. Forget. Very well. Difficult. 534 00:45:07,445 --> 00:45:12,060 Use it in a sentence. - It is very difficult. 535 00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:14,518 Below, try again. 536 00:45:14,678 --> 00:45:17,857 You make me strong. - Really? 537 00:45:17,992 --> 00:45:20,786 Not true! 538 00:45:22,150 --> 00:45:26,880 And what's more difficult? - My penis. My member. 539 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,238 Try a "knot". - My nipple. 540 00:45:29,358 --> 00:45:31,571 What is the knot? - Very difficult. 541 00:45:31,691 --> 00:45:34,346 What you do with it? - Well ... 542 00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:37,930 What do you do with the knot? - I want ... 543 00:45:38,150 --> 00:45:42,330 What do you do with the big knot? - I want to say ... 544 00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:46,671 What do you do with the disk node? - I'm gonna get in Shunde. 545 00:45:47,758 --> 00:45:49,958 It was not bad. 546 00:45:57,408 --> 00:45:59,608 Delicious! 547 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:02,988 So delicious! How Do I? 548 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:09,046 Care and Shrimp Boil. Curry should not be too spicy. 549 00:46:09,191 --> 00:46:14,020 And Rice "Basmati". A child delivers it from the foothills of the Himalayas. 550 00:46:14,155 --> 00:46:18,400 Best 'Basmati' in the world. This is important. 551 00:46:23,108 --> 00:46:25,108 Really? 552 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,599 I have not tried a good cheese. 553 00:46:28,883 --> 00:46:33,888 I'm not kidding. Everything is amazing! You must have done something. 554 00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:37,847 In culinary school you go, or who worked as a cook? 555 00:46:37,967 --> 00:46:43,166 The obligation. Have you thought about this race? 556 00:46:43,566 --> 00:46:45,566 No. 557 00:46:45,891 --> 00:46:49,316 You think! - I have an idea. 558 00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:55,666 Completely unrealistic, but I think a restaurant called "Aphrodisiac". 559 00:46:55,983 --> 00:47:00,149 Anise, dark chocolate, basil, honey, garlic. 560 00:47:02,483 --> 00:47:05,863 Wine bar classic with sexy curves. 561 00:47:05,983 --> 00:47:08,613 Great concept. - This is just an idea. 562 00:47:08,733 --> 00:47:11,933 Not really a great concept. 563 00:47:12,658 --> 00:47:17,066 I looked at her apartment, I saw things I've gathered. 564 00:47:17,233 --> 00:47:22,280 It can be argued that it is unrealistic, but it seems unrealistic. 565 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,250 As you can see I'm not good with money 566 00:47:25,370 --> 00:47:28,388 which are a prerequisite for the opening of the restaurant. 567 00:47:28,508 --> 00:47:31,315 Maybe it's a vicious circle. 568 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:38,239 You can spend the money because you are not satisfied with your career 569 00:47:38,376 --> 00:47:41,321 and fill the void in your life. 570 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:45,241 Say you're not good with money, but gives you an excuse 571 00:47:45,383 --> 00:47:50,439 do not take chances and try something that will make you very happy. 572 00:47:55,525 --> 00:47:59,115 Blah, blah, blah. What I'm trying to ... 573 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:03,479 I do not know what you're talking about. 574 00:48:03,858 --> 00:48:06,873 That's why we should not drink. 575 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:11,313 It will likely be back to work. 576 00:48:12,175 --> 00:48:15,419 I have to get ready for work. - Very good. 577 00:48:15,616 --> 00:48:18,815 Over? - No, it doyam. 578 00:48:19,441 --> 00:48:22,255 No need. - Thanks for dinner. 579 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:25,100 An amazing dinner! 580 00:48:33,608 --> 00:48:35,608 God! 581 00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:39,232 Brought to ask my "disaster"? 582 00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:42,234 I'm working, but it will not be easy. 583 00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:46,154 With all these bills and credit card debts. 584 00:48:46,275 --> 00:48:49,908 The notification of "Skeet Income. " What's this? 585 00:48:50,043 --> 00:48:53,621 I was told the rental of furniture, which will be cheaper. 586 00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:57,379 Do you? - What help me with taxes. 587 00:48:58,733 --> 00:49:02,182 Should I worry? - No, I'll be fine. 588 00:49:02,302 --> 00:49:05,702 Just follow this budget 589 00:49:06,009 --> 00:49:08,604 and observe the quotas. 590 00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:11,815 And by love, woman of God, stop spending so much money! 591 00:49:11,941 --> 00:49:16,325 I can not spend $ 1,000 for white truffles from Tasmania. 592 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:19,887 Do not. You need to save money. 593 00:49:20,141 --> 00:49:22,896 Do you understand? - What I have! 594 00:49:23,097 --> 00:49:25,097 Watch! 595 00:49:26,382 --> 00:49:28,809 My money. 596 00:49:33,733 --> 00:49:36,616 Saved! - Very good! 597 00:49:36,751 --> 00:49:39,382 Let's start with the food. 598 00:49:39,525 --> 00:49:42,905 There are deformed and refined foods. 599 00:49:43,025 --> 00:49:47,436 Tomorrow morning at 10 am, to be held in the "Extra Foods". 600 00:49:47,556 --> 00:49:49,556 "Extra Foods"! 601 00:49:51,775 --> 00:49:53,864 Really. - Yes 602 00:49:53,997 --> 00:49:56,149 Hey, Jules! - Hi 603 00:49:56,350 --> 00:49:58,950 This is my neighbor - Nu Tone 604 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:02,687 I make scrambled eggs, but the eggs. 605 00:50:04,108 --> 00:50:06,754 Add a little cream. Just a little. 606 00:50:08,216 --> 00:50:10,216 Jordan - Tom Tom - Jordan. 607 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:13,095 How is Jordan? - Hello, how are you? 608 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:16,565 What bothers you? - No. 609 00:50:18,366 --> 00:50:23,208 You have a problem with the naked male form? - No, no. 610 00:50:23,866 --> 00:50:27,046 To avoid eye contact with my penis. 611 00:50:27,366 --> 00:50:31,164 No, just out of its isolation. 612 00:50:31,284 --> 00:50:34,084 Just try not to bother. 613 00:50:34,525 --> 00:50:38,149 Jordan, I do not care to look. Mr. 614 00:50:38,983 --> 00:50:41,980 Tom has a beautiful penis. - Really? 615 00:50:43,016 --> 00:50:45,263 Oh, it's beautiful cock. 616 00:50:45,483 --> 00:50:48,364 Just look at him. - Look how well. 617 00:50:52,791 --> 00:50:54,991 Superb. 618 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:58,312 Sexual Insecurity is unattractive. 619 00:50:58,483 --> 00:51:02,346 Sorry, I want to see your penis an hour. 620 00:51:02,466 --> 00:51:05,713 A little cream, thanks. I took. - Very good. 621 00:51:06,716 --> 00:51:11,316 This guy has problems, Jules. - How so? I do not think ... 622 00:51:13,316 --> 00:51:15,516 The problems we have? 623 00:51:15,825 --> 00:51:19,280 Lesson 3: overcoming problems 624 00:51:36,633 --> 00:51:39,033 It looks good. 625 00:51:40,566 --> 00:51:43,424 Wow, this is crazy! 626 00:51:43,783 --> 00:51:45,983 Come on! 627 00:51:46,150 --> 00:51:48,817 Are you in a dress. - I know. 628 00:51:49,016 --> 00:51:54,321 But if you do, at least be right. Let us live it. 629 00:51:54,441 --> 00:51:57,586 I once, why not try? 630 00:51:57,721 --> 00:52:01,721 Quick, before I change my mind. - I go to a scholarship. 631 00:52:03,383 --> 00:52:07,040 Not even the shame! Hi! I wear panties. 632 00:52:07,275 --> 00:52:11,676 I can not believe how good I feel. 633 00:52:12,608 --> 00:52:16,181 I'm also completely anonymous. 634 00:52:18,150 --> 00:52:21,238 You hear that? Looks like someone whistling. 635 00:52:21,358 --> 00:52:24,771 And you will like it! - I loved it! 636 00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:27,309 Hello, beautiful! 637 00:52:27,610 --> 00:52:30,610 Oh, she grabbed my package! 638 00:52:31,308 --> 00:52:33,707 Say "spirits"! - Emotion! 639 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:37,668 Oh, no! Excuse me, but I want the pictures. 640 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:40,822 You can download from my Blog: 641 00:52:41,016 --> 00:52:46,240 "Kurventiya monkey" and "blogspot, two backslashes point ka" 642 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,170 Now send them. - No, wait! 643 00:52:49,290 --> 00:52:53,720 If my boyfriend see them ... - Do not think your boyfriend reads your blog 644 00:52:56,325 --> 00:52:58,813 And what's more anonymous. 645 00:52:58,983 --> 00:53:02,155 You are totally unrecognizable. - Right? 646 00:53:02,275 --> 00:53:05,090 Jordan? Jordan Abrams? 647 00:53:07,816 --> 00:53:10,530 Rabbi Finkelstein? What ... 648 00:53:10,866 --> 00:53:13,866 With Esther, are the guests of Abraham. 649 00:53:14,186 --> 00:53:16,345 Yes! 650 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,836 No! Sorry! 651 00:53:20,233 --> 00:53:22,666 Sorry. 652 00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:27,378 Spank the scrotum. Spank! 653 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:42,786 He is married and has two boys and a girl. - Beautiful. 654 00:53:43,675 --> 00:53:47,915 This is Julia, she's my client. I'm here on business. 655 00:53:48,066 --> 00:53:52,267 Accounting course. - Yes, this is Rabbi Finkelstein. 656 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:57,500 He was my teacher of Hebrew and celebrated my ritual "Bar Mitzvah". 657 00:53:57,643 --> 00:54:00,860 Exactly! Jordan sang so well. 658 00:54:00,991 --> 00:54:04,768 His voice was weak and sharpens. 659 00:54:05,675 --> 00:54:09,899 Rabbi, I'm glad to see you, but you have to go. 660 00:54:10,275 --> 00:54:11,780 Shalom! 661 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:14,713 Live TV "CK In Di". 662 00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:18,213 This autumn night in the provincial capital 663 00:54:18,433 --> 00:54:24,433 hundreds of men and women of all ages gather on the night of debauchery ... 664 00:54:24,858 --> 00:54:28,113 Esther! Look who's here! 665 00:54:28,233 --> 00:54:30,233 Jordan Abrams! 666 00:54:30,733 --> 00:54:33,863 Do you remember? Accountant Winnipeg. 667 00:54:34,233 --> 00:54:39,721 Here the legendary street gay church", lesbians and transsexuals, 668 00:54:39,841 --> 00:54:43,056 Jordan led counter Abrams, 669 00:54:43,252 --> 00:54:46,117 voluntary bankruptcy. 670 00:54:48,116 --> 00:54:50,488 Hello? - Yes! This! 671 00:54:50,608 --> 00:54:54,013 What do you mean? - You wear a dress. 672 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,832 I do not think. 673 00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:00,680 Dale on live television. 674 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,190 What are you doing? - I can explain it. 675 00:55:03,316 --> 00:55:07,805 Rachel overcome their sexual insecurities. 676 00:55:08,066 --> 00:55:11,107 Reveal your femininity. 677 00:55:11,316 --> 00:55:14,733 Who's that girl? - What? There's no girl. 678 00:55:17,108 --> 00:55:19,352 No, wait. Rachel! 679 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,780 Have a good night. Hope to see you after the holidays. 680 00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:35,685 And do not worry, Jordan will maintain its secrecy. 681 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,800 Thank you. 682 00:55:39,691 --> 00:55:42,879 Do not worry ... - That's it! 683 00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:47,259 You should go home and rest. Have a good night. 684 00:55:47,966 --> 00:55:52,425 The correction for tomorrow yet, right? "Extra Foods"! 685 00:55:57,383 --> 00:55:59,986 Hi, Mom. - Hey, baby. 686 00:56:00,121 --> 00:56:03,910 How are you doing? Are you okay? - All right, dear. 687 00:56:04,191 --> 00:56:07,793 Except for the fact that my son is a fag! 688 00:56:18,369 --> 00:56:22,369 rental 689 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,600 return tickets Winnipeg - TORONTO 690 00:57:37,408 --> 00:57:41,090 Organic Cheese - $ 8 691 00:57:41,883 --> 00:57:44,764 CHEESE SPECIAL - $ 2 692 00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:48,521 Hi! 693 00:57:48,641 --> 00:57:53,057 I thought you were not coming. I have the worst cheese! 694 00:57:53,383 --> 00:57:58,188 I'm going home to ask Rachel to take me back. 695 00:57:58,858 --> 00:58:04,475 And our agreement? - You have a budget, you will do well. 696 00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:08,083 Success! - No, I need you! 697 00:58:12,775 --> 00:58:16,380 This morning, I called the agent. It is perfectly reasonable 698 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:20,194 The ideal location and ready for use. 699 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:23,842 We get it, right? - Do not know. 700 00:58:24,062 --> 00:58:27,880 If I were her accountant, would be against. 701 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,280 I know, but since I have most of the furniture in my apartment. 702 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:37,152 I need a crash course, only the most basic, 703 00:58:37,475 --> 00:58:43,475 because you have to move fast ... - No, I fly. Sorry. 704 00:58:44,968 --> 00:58:49,780 So Rachel, you scream and you came jumping back on all fours? 705 00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:53,556 You will find more chicken than before. - Very good. 706 00:58:53,691 --> 00:58:59,257 What happens when you have sex? She falls asleep as he smelled the sheets. 707 00:59:01,316 --> 00:59:05,357 Luke Skywalker threw in half? 708 00:59:06,091 --> 00:59:11,693 No, he is back in the swamp and complete their education. 709 00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:17,780 And what happened next? - Do not know, and I cried a lot ... 710 00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:22,082 He became a Jedi, right? He endured to the end. 711 00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:26,950 Shut up, Jordan! Stop arguing and do what I say! 712 00:59:27,075 --> 00:59:29,085 Ok, sorry. 713 00:59:32,008 --> 00:59:35,608 But seriously? It was very easy. 714 00:59:36,733 --> 00:59:38,733 Hey ... 715 00:59:40,575 --> 00:59:43,185 I know what you need. 716 00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:46,042 In our country, tonight at 8 pm - I can not. 717 00:59:46,177 --> 00:59:48,404 Be there! - Very good. 718 00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:51,066 Eat more. 719 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:53,346 Here you are. 720 00:59:53,466 --> 00:59:57,105 This will not end well. - So. 721 00:59:57,325 --> 01:00:01,030 You can not allow more people step by step. 722 01:00:01,150 --> 01:00:04,680 Tonight, you are the aggressor. 723 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,800 Lesson 4: be the aggressor 724 01:00:11,050 --> 01:00:13,650 Do you trust me? 725 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,800 Yes. 726 01:00:23,950 --> 01:00:26,350 Want to die. 727 01:00:26,616 --> 01:00:29,832 I want this sofa birth our babies. 728 01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:34,396 I want our babies die in bed. 729 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:38,585 I want this sofa is covered with dead babies. 730 01:00:40,075 --> 01:00:43,157 Who is this? - He does not have a key? 731 01:00:43,292 --> 01:00:45,732 Do not give him the key. - Why? 732 01:00:45,867 --> 01:00:48,733 Wait here. 733 01:00:56,683 --> 01:01:01,899 What's going on sir "bastard"? - What are you doing here, Rach? 734 01:01:03,483 --> 01:01:06,113 Where is? - Do not know. 735 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:11,188 Perhaps with that stripper! - The girl in the picture? 736 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,996 Yes, but it's not what you think. Is Yoda. 737 01:01:15,216 --> 01:01:18,016 Yoda? What are you talking shit? 738 01:01:18,483 --> 01:01:21,657 Very well. Where is a strip club? 739 01:01:22,383 --> 01:01:25,263 No. - Where is the strip club? 740 01:01:25,550 --> 01:01:28,736 Tighten. Come on, bitch! 741 01:01:30,566 --> 01:01:36,030 Now imagine I'm your boss. This is your chance to tell your back. 742 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:41,363 Kelly dear, I appreciate that you are more pleasant to work with me! 743 01:01:41,483 --> 01:01:45,660 Fuck you, Abrams! You're an idiot! 744 01:01:46,883 --> 01:01:50,165 Now I want to hit me? - That's it. 745 01:01:51,383 --> 01:01:55,630 But she can not speak well. 746 01:01:55,791 --> 01:02:00,980 Normally, it behaves as if it had an emotional breakdown ... 747 01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:03,100 What's this? 748 01:02:03,233 --> 01:02:08,063 Salzichki to run? Crying Game have little baby? 749 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:13,780 Yes, that way, but I hate feminine hygiene products. 750 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,063 You need a pad? Kotex you need? 751 01:02:18,183 --> 01:02:23,049 Yes, use similar terms. - Want a new pad? For your ... 752 01:02:31,591 --> 01:02:34,391 Three times a whiskey sour. 753 01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:38,730 Sorry Julia here? - Erotic dance you want? 754 01:02:38,850 --> 01:02:41,250 Not ... - Five dollars for a massage. 755 01:02:41,370 --> 01:02:45,188 Ten to fuck with fingers. Fifteen clitoral orgasm. 756 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:49,738 No! I want the direction of Julia. Please! 757 01:02:53,116 --> 01:02:56,767 Gary made personal calls during working hours. 758 01:02:56,966 --> 01:03:01,559 You are cruel, Kelly! I do not like you. 759 01:03:02,066 --> 01:03:05,066 Okay, now pretend I'm Rachel. 760 01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:09,288 Rach, it's not fair that I have no right to keep dairy products in the country 761 01:03:09,408 --> 01:03:12,988 because you have lactose intolerance. I love yogurt! 762 01:03:13,108 --> 01:03:17,401 But if you dig deeper? It does not hurt? 763 01:03:17,536 --> 01:03:21,388 Yes, but it was not his fault. - Tell that to Rachel. 764 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:27,371 Rach's not his fault he felt romantic feelings for me. 765 01:03:27,650 --> 01:03:32,273 I knew he cared about me. It's not your fault. 766 01:03:32,941 --> 01:03:36,869 I chose to stay in his life and be with you ... 767 01:03:37,108 --> 01:03:41,915 All slept, they left me. I talked more. 768 01:03:43,891 --> 01:03:46,472 After some time 769 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:51,997 start thinking that maybe its appeal. 770 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,427 But do not let me, Rach. During all these years. 771 01:03:58,483 --> 01:04:01,477 That must mean something, right? 772 01:04:02,258 --> 01:04:06,149 And of course, I thought you were my girlfriend. 773 01:04:07,450 --> 01:04:10,250 As it came to sex. 774 01:04:11,358 --> 01:04:17,132 And all the other girls, who ... - Maybe you're wrong about me. 775 01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:23,110 I'm not your girlfriend. Wrong all these years. 776 01:04:23,233 --> 01:04:25,655 No, do not tell. This is not true. 777 01:04:25,775 --> 01:04:30,141 I know you're in love with me all the time? 778 01:04:30,281 --> 01:04:33,087 Yes, but what could I do? 779 01:04:33,207 --> 01:04:36,907 I guess I knew that it is difficult and painful. 780 01:04:37,059 --> 01:04:42,645 Maybe I should have my share every detail of their ex-boyfriends. 781 01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:45,434 It was not necessary. - But he did? 782 01:04:45,554 --> 01:04:51,446 Even though I knew it was torture for you. - In the 11th year the camp. 783 01:04:51,566 --> 01:04:55,363 Raccoons everywhere and slept in a tent. 784 01:04:55,483 --> 01:04:59,484 And did you know that kind of knob on the other side. 785 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:04,604 There was no need to have sex with him, considering that sleep beside her. 786 01:05:04,725 --> 01:05:10,125 Especially since he knew I was afraid of raccoons and could not sleep! 787 01:05:17,058 --> 01:05:18,596 Thank you. 788 01:05:18,716 --> 01:05:21,716 Trevor played last year, right? 789 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:26,080 You feel bad, heartbroken. And where did he go? 790 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:29,413 Good old Jordan will always be the opposite. 791 01:05:29,533 --> 01:05:32,382 To utilize and take advantage of it! 792 01:05:32,608 --> 01:05:36,182 No matter how many times you break my heart! 793 01:05:38,691 --> 01:05:42,955 You're a selfish bitch! - You're a selfish bitch! 794 01:05:43,175 --> 01:05:45,799 You never listen! 795 01:05:46,066 --> 01:05:48,866 Now listen! 796 01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:53,423 Are you ready to hear this? Listen! 797 01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:57,846 Do not know why kid yourself that you love me. 798 01:05:57,966 --> 01:06:00,830 You are incapable of love, Rachel! 799 01:06:00,950 --> 01:06:06,388 When you are old, single, thick, and surrounded by cats 800 01:06:06,508 --> 01:06:09,550 you realize it's a big mistake you made 801 01:06:09,670 --> 01:06:12,870 Just because you like what I have sex. 802 01:06:12,990 --> 01:06:18,440 Because not tolerate any man crazy dream pussy fuck! 803 01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:38,233 Hey, Rach. 804 01:06:38,650 --> 01:06:40,650 Rachel! 805 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,542 Rach! 806 01:06:54,245 --> 01:06:56,313 Wait! Where are you going? 807 01:06:56,433 --> 01:06:59,296 This is the most romantic thing you've done! 808 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:03,267 How could you? Do you really think these things about me? 809 01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:06,899 No! Learn to talk dirty! 810 01:07:07,216 --> 01:07:12,104 So I really feel? I want the truth. 811 01:07:12,858 --> 01:07:17,512 No! It was just an exercise! - What do you exercise? 812 01:07:27,041 --> 01:07:29,640 I do it for you, Rachel. For us. 813 01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:32,532 Dressed as a woman! - Shut up! 814 01:07:34,941 --> 01:07:37,599 So think about that? 815 01:07:38,691 --> 01:07:41,130 Selfish bitch. Insensitive ... 816 01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:43,725 Just because I'm fat! - God, no! 817 01:07:43,850 --> 01:07:48,440 I did not mean that, I just wanted you, Rach. 818 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:56,232 I need you. Without you I am lost. 819 01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:01,716 Is this true? - Yes 820 01:08:05,475 --> 01:08:10,744 Do we do it? - Yeah, come on! Out! 821 01:08:11,358 --> 01:08:14,613 Wait! Julia must unravel. 822 01:08:14,733 --> 01:08:18,637 No! Forget it. Come on! 823 01:08:19,066 --> 01:08:23,071 It tied gagged. It will run for 30 seconds. 824 01:08:23,191 --> 01:08:25,591 No, wait, I'm serious! 825 01:08:27,025 --> 01:08:29,425 Either she or me. 826 01:08:30,650 --> 01:08:34,937 Are you saying that if I lose my girlfriend for 30 seconds 827 01:08:35,072 --> 01:08:38,334 end with me forever? 828 01:08:41,341 --> 01:08:43,341 Yes. 829 01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:46,477 Yes, I say. You're right. 830 01:08:47,691 --> 01:08:50,091 You have to choose. 831 01:08:50,775 --> 01:08:53,999 Come on! This week was terrible. 832 01:08:55,358 --> 01:08:58,949 You're my best friend. You are my help. 833 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:06,020 Ok, you're right. I made a mistake. 834 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:09,499 So ... come on! 835 01:09:10,183 --> 01:09:12,595 Come home! 836 01:09:15,483 --> 01:09:19,688 I can not. I'm not going to stop there. 837 01:09:20,308 --> 01:09:24,719 I hope to be here when I return. - Why, you ... little sad! 838 01:09:24,854 --> 01:09:28,696 He was serious. I knew it! 839 01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:33,103 Fuck! Fuck! - Well! Lame! 840 01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:37,421 Hard fuck! Do you know how to fuck! 841 01:09:38,133 --> 01:09:41,357 Shibanyachka Damn! I'll give nashibam! 842 01:09:41,775 --> 01:09:47,163 Freak bitch! Do you realize? 843 01:09:47,383 --> 01:09:50,963 You know what? You put, fucking whore! 844 01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:54,882 Fuck! You do not know how to fuck anything stupid! 845 01:09:55,041 --> 01:09:59,096 Silly, you can not get laid! - Fuck you, motherfucker! 846 01:09:59,216 --> 01:10:01,613 Fuck! - Fuck you! 847 01:10:01,733 --> 01:10:06,915 Wait! I do not mean that. Wait! Do not go, please. 848 01:10:12,983 --> 01:10:14,983 Drugs. 849 01:10:26,066 --> 01:10:28,066 Hey, what ... 850 01:10:39,575 --> 01:10:41,775 Where were you? 851 01:10:43,425 --> 01:10:47,063 They came and took everything. How can they do this? 852 01:10:47,183 --> 01:10:50,410 They took everything! - Have a confiscation order. 853 01:10:50,545 --> 01:10:53,330 I do not know how they got so fast. 854 01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:56,280 Wait! Where are you going? 855 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,606 I'm going after Rachel! - He said he would take care of. 856 01:10:59,726 --> 01:11:04,971 You can read all the letters? - It is not fair. I can not be blamed! 857 01:11:05,097 --> 01:11:09,005 It's not my fault that you hired all, a guy named Skeet 858 01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:13,525 and stopped to pay. - But you told me not to worry! 859 01:11:13,745 --> 01:11:18,930 And now all things for my restaurant... I can not go back. Gone! 860 01:11:19,050 --> 01:11:22,265 I just told Rachel to fuck in. .. 861 01:11:22,483 --> 01:11:25,557 If you do not go after her, is lost forever. 862 01:11:25,692 --> 01:11:29,603 I'm sorry, I can not help you with your restaurant. 863 01:11:29,723 --> 01:11:31,723 Shit! 864 01:11:34,316 --> 01:11:38,580 I checked this morning and there was a delay. Now I say it's time. 865 01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:42,159 Or later in time? 866 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:46,152 Trying to catch a flight the night before. Trips to the airport. 867 01:11:48,616 --> 01:11:51,863 Times. You can stop by here, please! 868 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,990 rental 869 01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:58,780 Wait a moment, please. 870 01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:01,982 Yes, no problem. I live to serve. 871 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,666 You still there? Yes, a lot. 872 01:12:15,801 --> 01:12:19,649 I would really like to have in the field in three years. 873 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:26,396 Thank you. 874 01:12:26,516 --> 01:12:31,954 Please tell him when he comes. Thank you. 875 01:12:35,008 --> 01:12:37,208 JULIA ACCELERATED RATE 876 01:12:48,275 --> 01:12:51,279 You'll be fine, Jules. - Yes 877 01:12:53,258 --> 01:12:56,525 How do you know? - I saw you dancing. 878 01:12:57,425 --> 01:13:00,225 You're a great dancer. 879 01:13:00,358 --> 01:13:03,422 The best separator! - Yes 880 01:13:13,483 --> 01:13:16,129 Hi I have a bag of ... 881 01:13:17,683 --> 01:13:21,655 I thought guarantor must have at least five years. 882 01:13:21,775 --> 01:13:25,058 I lied. - Lie bank counter? 883 01:13:25,433 --> 01:13:28,233 Yeah, basically what we are doing. 884 01:13:28,950 --> 01:13:32,167 Skeet was right. Open all updates. 885 01:13:32,290 --> 01:13:37,290 If it were, you can appeal. So I became a guarantor of your loan. 886 01:13:38,010 --> 01:13:40,263 Everything is ready. 887 01:13:40,471 --> 01:13:46,471 Do not worry, because Skeet has the right to take only the furniture! 888 01:13:46,595 --> 01:13:51,249 With the rest of the loan and pay a lawyer, you can return it. 889 01:13:53,358 --> 01:13:55,936 Very well. Thank you. 890 01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:58,815 Wait a minute! 891 01:14:00,275 --> 01:14:02,675 I know I owe you ... 892 01:14:03,483 --> 01:14:06,732 Last night, I acted like tatters. You TATTERED truth! 893 01:14:07,316 --> 01:14:11,323 I know that. And last night knew. Almost did not return ... 894 01:14:13,691 --> 01:14:19,691 I could not because I was uncomfortable. I could not look into his eyes. 895 01:14:20,816 --> 01:14:24,438 I do not deserve a friend like you, Julia. 896 01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:32,049 I leave you with the wisdom, the baby green ears. 897 01:14:36,233 --> 01:14:39,113 Then go after him? - Yes 898 01:14:39,233 --> 01:14:42,696 Not learn from a book, silly. - What? 899 01:14:44,733 --> 01:14:50,002 Well, I can not let her sleep during reconciliation sex, right? 900 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,600 Do you have any fruit? 901 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,730 Lesson 5: cunnilingus FOR BEGINNERS 902 01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:06,550 First rule: do not worry about your hair. 903 01:15:06,733 --> 01:15:10,596 Come on, let's see what you got. - Very good. 904 01:15:10,983 --> 01:15:14,990 Wait! Take it easy! Take your time. 905 01:15:15,733 --> 01:15:20,375 Introduce yourself. Slowly. First breathing. 906 01:15:21,275 --> 01:15:24,893 And then, very carefully ... It is the Spirit. Do it. 907 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:29,404 How to make the window. 908 01:15:30,191 --> 01:15:33,436 Yes, and then very gently with his tongue ... 909 01:15:33,733 --> 01:15:36,964 Little by little! Almost imperceptibly. 910 01:15:38,775 --> 01:15:40,775 Yes, it's true. 911 01:15:42,233 --> 01:15:44,233 To ... 912 01:15:44,383 --> 01:15:48,655 Is this good? - Second rule: Do not talk. 913 01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:50,875 Clear. 914 01:15:52,816 --> 01:15:57,699 So I do not know what you did, but do not over do. 915 01:15:58,650 --> 01:16:01,732 Try long strokes from bottom to top. 916 01:16:02,066 --> 01:16:04,745 Yes, even with pressure. 917 01:16:06,066 --> 01:16:11,891 When you feel that the melon is ready, then it's time for the clitoris. 918 01:16:12,867 --> 01:16:15,648 You know what that means, right? 919 01:16:15,768 --> 01:16:18,567 Top. Yes, right there. 920 01:16:22,525 --> 01:16:24,806 You are beautiful. 921 01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:28,833 Working parties. 922 01:16:28,983 --> 01:16:32,649 Refrain from direct contact. Flirt, tease. 923 01:16:34,475 --> 01:16:38,357 Wait! Do not suck! This is not a lollipop! 924 01:16:38,691 --> 01:16:42,510 Back to what I was doing - pushing! 925 01:16:43,025 --> 01:16:45,025 Yes. 926 01:16:48,025 --> 01:16:51,652 Right. Yes, it is 927 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:55,131 Yes, grabbed. 928 01:16:58,650 --> 01:17:03,284 Well, if I could ... 929 01:17:03,475 --> 01:17:06,364 Really? Do you agree? 930 01:17:06,491 --> 01:17:10,522 Because I think I can ... - To help with this lesson? Good! 931 01:17:11,441 --> 01:17:14,099 Well, well. - Yes 932 01:17:22,066 --> 01:17:27,286 I really appreciate it. This is just ... -For educational purposes. Yes, of course! 933 01:17:33,525 --> 01:17:35,525 Oh, yes! 934 01:17:36,566 --> 01:17:38,832 Yes, very well. 935 01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:46,125 Now the pressure increases. 936 01:17:46,916 --> 01:17:50,884 Yes! Just do not stop! 937 01:17:51,004 --> 01:17:53,063 Forward! - Should I be ... 938 01:17:53,183 --> 01:17:56,815 Rule number two! Lord! Oh, yes! 939 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,219 Yes, you have talent. 940 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:03,400 Yes. 941 01:18:07,816 --> 01:18:09,816 Lord, I will ... 942 01:18:10,983 --> 01:18:12,983 Yes! Shit! 943 01:18:13,650 --> 01:18:16,623 Over? - I Burn! 944 01:18:16,743 --> 01:18:18,983 What have I done? - Chewing gum has? 945 01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:23,013 Yes! I wanted to have fresh breath. - To my vagina? 946 01:18:23,133 --> 01:18:26,388 Sorry! I was nervous! - I'm allergic mint! 947 01:18:26,508 --> 01:18:30,096 Allergy? Sorry! Here's a bit of water. 948 01:18:30,216 --> 01:18:32,427 Are you having your hair? - No, I'm sorry. 949 01:18:32,562 --> 01:18:35,172 Where is the bathroom? - Over there! 950 01:18:48,694 --> 01:18:51,899 Are you all right? - Yes 951 01:18:52,058 --> 01:18:54,058 Best right? 952 01:18:54,358 --> 01:18:57,191 Thank you. - You are welcome. 953 01:19:37,650 --> 01:19:39,650 Excuse me. 954 01:19:47,358 --> 01:19:50,388 Hey! Are you crazy does not it? - Sorry! 955 01:19:50,608 --> 01:19:52,808 Come here! 956 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,430 What are you doing? Reshma wants to call the police! 957 01:19:56,550 --> 01:20:00,232 Something happened in the bathroom, with Julia. 958 01:20:00,378 --> 01:20:04,212 Rachel came looking. - It is not. He's gone. 959 01:20:04,332 --> 01:20:07,146 How screwed up everything? - It's a long story. 960 01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:11,490 Julia decided to get caught ... Why are we talking about? 961 01:20:11,616 --> 01:20:15,265 You do not want to be with Rachel. - Yes, I know. 962 01:20:15,516 --> 01:20:17,896 We realized something. 963 01:20:18,016 --> 01:20:21,592 You and Rachel have experienced many storms together. 964 01:20:21,727 --> 01:20:26,123 This is just another storm. Honestly, it looks like a hurricane 965 01:20:26,258 --> 01:20:29,655 but in February I was in New Orleans and all is well. 966 01:20:29,775 --> 01:20:34,113 It sounds so heartless ... - Wait! Stop almost! 967 01:20:34,233 --> 01:20:37,379 By Julia experienced ... - Just Julia! 968 01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:41,512 Julia is not for you. You have to return Rachel. 969 01:20:42,841 --> 01:20:45,441 You can not go. 970 01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:49,565 Obviously this is something Jordan. 971 01:20:51,275 --> 01:20:54,275 Something I did not ... 972 01:21:01,066 --> 01:21:04,678 Tell me you feel the same and I will. 973 01:21:05,341 --> 01:21:07,941 have to urinate. 974 01:21:15,441 --> 01:21:17,738 Sorry. - It's nothing. 975 01:21:17,858 --> 01:21:20,858 Julia pleasant - Dendak. 976 01:21:56,150 --> 01:21:59,150 Rach. 977 01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:06,108 Sorry, Rach. 978 01:22:07,316 --> 01:22:10,308 Too late. Out! 979 01:22:15,191 --> 01:22:18,821 I have really wanted to fix things. 980 01:22:18,941 --> 01:22:20,941 I would like ... 981 01:22:21,883 --> 01:22:24,283 love you, Rachel. 982 01:22:24,566 --> 01:22:28,398 The things you said were cruel. You do not love me. 983 01:22:28,533 --> 01:22:31,175 never loved me! 984 01:22:45,366 --> 01:22:49,232 This is a confirmation of the first time I went to the cafeteria. 985 01:22:49,650 --> 01:22:52,399 January 5, 1989 986 01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:57,769 You asked mint cocoa. I drank herbal tea. 987 01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:11,751 "Dear Jordan, you make me smile. 988 01:23:12,425 --> 01:23:15,069 Thanks for being my friend. " 989 01:23:15,191 --> 01:23:20,455 put in my book, since her parents divorced. 990 01:23:20,675 --> 01:23:22,675 Do you remember? 991 01:23:22,883 --> 01:23:25,683 I did laugh. 992 01:23:35,066 --> 01:23:40,480 Remember in third grade when I gave my bedroom, 993 01:23:40,708 --> 01:23:46,509 having sex with an athlete with a military jacket? 994 01:23:48,608 --> 01:23:52,600 Why are you saved? - In the morning, you wake up alone. 995 01:23:52,775 --> 01:23:58,655 He cried in my arms for two days. Throughout. 996 01:24:05,908 --> 01:24:08,308 This is very strange. 997 01:24:08,483 --> 01:24:12,730 Strange, sad, pathetic and perverse. 998 01:24:13,150 --> 01:24:15,971 It's scary. Really scary. 999 01:24:18,150 --> 01:24:20,550 And sweet. 1000 01:24:25,441 --> 01:24:30,421 While they were gone, had sex. - Yeah, I thought, but no problem. 1001 01:24:30,541 --> 01:24:33,541 With so many people. 1002 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:37,400 Lesson 6: Final Review 1003 01:24:37,650 --> 01:24:40,050 Are you ready? 1004 01:24:58,066 --> 01:25:02,483 Go back to bed, lover! - God! 1005 01:25:02,650 --> 01:25:06,231 Wow, thank you! - Please! 1006 01:25:06,366 --> 01:25:09,005 Take raspberry. - I'll take it. 1007 01:25:12,858 --> 01:25:15,258 Just once. 1008 01:25:17,650 --> 01:25:21,280 Where'd you find it? When? How to ... 1009 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:24,190 Ie .. - Yes! We're getting married! 1010 01:25:25,891 --> 01:25:29,763 Engagement Party today. Throughout the morning I was on the phone 1011 01:25:29,883 --> 01:25:32,710 and almost everyone will participate. 1012 01:25:32,833 --> 01:25:35,471 I love you! - Oh, God. 1013 01:25:35,591 --> 01:25:38,415 I love you! - I love you! 1014 01:25:39,066 --> 01:25:42,066 I want more ... - The! 1015 01:25:43,358 --> 01:25:46,590 I want ... - No, that's good! 1016 01:26:18,916 --> 01:26:22,580 All these years I have put in your coffee contraceptives, 1017 01:26:22,700 --> 01:26:26,188 Played at rumors her sex change surgery 1018 01:26:26,308 --> 01:26:30,099 but still I had no idea that this is the truth, Jordan. 1019 01:26:31,233 --> 01:26:35,521 Do you? Add the name of his wife, adding "one" at the end. 1020 01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:43,680 I do not care if you're testicles gay, bisexual or three. The work is the same. 1021 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:48,607 Now you see me as a woman, attract more than before. 1022 01:26:50,225 --> 01:26:53,025 Must be a bit confusing. 1023 01:26:53,150 --> 01:26:55,950 Not attract me. 1024 01:27:05,916 --> 01:27:08,916 See! - A beautiful ring! 1025 01:27:13,616 --> 01:27:19,027 How can you wait to eat that big piece of pie? Call the manager! 1026 01:27:19,365 --> 01:27:22,369 Mother! - Come on. Faster! 1027 01:27:22,900 --> 01:27:26,900 What noise? I put safety pins. 1028 01:27:27,025 --> 01:27:30,655 You remember them, right? - And how! 1029 01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:44,435 Oh, no! Something to eat kiwi? In No. Enough! Chill out! 1030 01:27:45,233 --> 01:27:49,230 This is just a little speech. You'll be fine. 1031 01:27:49,508 --> 01:27:52,940 I can only say something good about me. Right? 1032 01:27:55,300 --> 01:27:59,914 Listen up, people! It's time to talk. 1033 01:28:00,091 --> 01:28:05,967 Everyone knows me as impulsive and careless girl. Right? 1034 01:28:06,802 --> 01:28:11,602 But this marriage is not as impulsive. This is a wise decision. 1035 01:28:20,216 --> 01:28:24,220 Ladies and gentlemen, friends and family. Friedrich Nietzsche said: 1036 01:28:24,350 --> 01:28:28,350 "The best friend will probably the best wife 1037 01:28:28,550 --> 01:28:32,550 because a good marriage is based on friendship talent. " 1038 01:28:38,108 --> 01:28:43,958 Rachel and I are best friends for 12 years. 1039 01:28:53,355 --> 01:28:57,988 Perhaps Nietzsche was married to his best friend. 1040 01:28:58,608 --> 01:29:02,465 Syphilis and also called crazy. 1041 01:29:09,566 --> 01:29:13,799 I'm drowning! It chokes me! 1042 01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:21,870 Everything you see on the national news 1043 01:29:21,991 --> 01:29:26,005 I became a victim of sexual abuse by blogger transvestite. 1044 01:29:26,150 --> 01:29:29,832 Strangely, we're not talking about that, right? 1045 01:29:29,966 --> 01:29:33,809 He was dehydrated. Having low blood sugar. Bring crazy! 1046 01:29:33,929 --> 01:29:38,797 No, Mom! Now is the time to be honest. 1047 01:29:39,525 --> 01:29:43,813 Rachel never wanted to marry me. 1048 01:29:44,483 --> 01:29:48,113 It's confusing because yesterday I did something 1049 01:29:48,269 --> 01:29:54,069 the upper left quadrant of the clitoris, and it is along the edge. 1050 01:29:54,294 --> 01:29:58,740 In fact, received almost a year. 1051 01:29:58,964 --> 01:30:01,967 She always falls asleep to have sex. 1052 01:30:02,102 --> 01:30:08,102 Yes, it sounds crazy, but it suffers from narcolepsy. 1053 01:30:08,483 --> 01:30:13,293 Rachel came to me in Toronto and at first I thought it was romantic, 1054 01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:18,079 but then I realized I was alone 1055 01:30:18,214 --> 01:30:21,356 a little sad and insecure, and I understand. 1056 01:30:21,483 --> 01:30:25,332 Sometimes this is done, and talked. 1057 01:30:25,775 --> 01:30:31,352 But the problem is they do not put an early marriage 1058 01:30:31,492 --> 01:30:34,732 and I know that in reality it is not. 1059 01:30:35,416 --> 01:30:40,236 Rachel, sorry. Therefore, in conclusion ... 1060 01:30:41,508 --> 01:30:44,714 Out. Thank you. Have a good night. 1061 01:30:54,483 --> 01:30:58,274 Enjoy the club. 1062 01:30:58,650 --> 01:31:02,670 Tell your grandparents that I can not wait to meet him. 1063 01:31:04,908 --> 01:31:06,908 Goodbye. 1064 01:31:07,383 --> 01:31:10,680 Sorry! - Cara? Backup? 1065 01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:14,489 Yes, I will leave my stuff here. - Wait! What are you doing? 1066 01:31:14,609 --> 01:31:18,613 Will you marry me? - Yes, but ... plans changed. 1067 01:31:18,733 --> 01:31:22,736 And where are you going now? - To remove club. Are you coming? 1068 01:31:22,856 --> 01:31:25,060 I can not! - Please, come with me! 1069 01:31:25,195 --> 01:31:28,225 I'm not one of them. I can not go to a place 1070 01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:32,606 which is full of strippers, music and flowing vodka. 1071 01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:35,746 You're not one? - Shit! Donkey is 1072 01:31:35,866 --> 01:31:40,731 I want to ask you something, okay? - Yes, of course. 1073 01:31:41,025 --> 01:31:46,899 Having a relationship with someone with whom you want to be 1074 01:31:47,650 --> 01:31:52,250 and I dedicate this sense completely. 1075 01:31:52,775 --> 01:31:55,375 How Do I? 1076 01:31:57,150 --> 01:32:02,983 How to do it without getting lost? 1077 01:32:03,716 --> 01:32:06,285 Are you stupid? - You are beautiful. 1078 01:32:06,405 --> 01:32:10,046 This is the sweetest thing ... - Shut up! Out! 1079 01:32:10,166 --> 01:32:13,810 Wait, I'll answer your question! - What? 1080 01:32:14,233 --> 01:32:17,449 Strip Club call ... - I will not. 1081 01:32:17,583 --> 01:32:20,848 "Dendak come to the strip club" 1082 01:32:23,466 --> 01:32:25,871 You're an idiot. - Let him come! 1083 01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:28,396 You're an idiot. 's Coming. - Leave him alone! 1084 01:32:28,516 --> 01:32:32,520 Coming! You're an idiot! I will change. 1085 01:32:32,660 --> 01:32:37,184 Yes! Thanks, I need help. Would be great. 1086 01:32:58,025 --> 01:33:00,025 Julia! 1087 01:33:08,525 --> 01:33:12,210 He no longer works here. I have a loan. 1088 01:33:12,650 --> 01:33:16,650 I like working here and leave your stupid loan. 1089 01:33:16,816 --> 01:33:20,695 Why? Wait! Returned. 1090 01:33:56,383 --> 01:33:58,383 Hey! 1091 01:34:00,733 --> 01:34:03,332 What happened to the club? - What? 1092 01:34:03,491 --> 01:34:07,094 What are you doing here? What happened to the club? 1093 01:34:10,425 --> 01:34:13,025 Can we talk? 1094 01:34:14,108 --> 01:34:17,948 Sorry to leave you in the shower! 1095 01:34:18,133 --> 01:34:21,121 Just terribly frightened. 1096 01:34:22,066 --> 01:34:26,149 No, I have to go, because we conclude our agreement. 1097 01:34:26,858 --> 01:34:29,083 Hey, wait a minute! 1098 01:34:29,318 --> 01:34:31,918 Do not touch, you idiot! - None. 1099 01:34:32,108 --> 01:34:37,346 Once I threw it in here, Spike. I do not know how he got back. 1100 01:34:40,900 --> 01:34:43,322 Do not. - Get rid of it. 1101 01:34:43,457 --> 01:34:48,278 I do not want to see this idiot. - Why is everyone calling me a fool? 1102 01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:51,800 Julia! 1103 01:34:56,300 --> 01:34:59,532 I love making promiscuity. 1104 01:35:00,316 --> 01:35:03,774 Reshma, I am ... prostitute. 1105 01:35:05,358 --> 01:35:09,524 I did things that are probably illegal in most countries. 1106 01:35:09,733 --> 01:35:14,399 I'm a dirty, very dirty ... 1107 01:35:15,566 --> 01:35:18,808 Also ... dirty boy. 1108 01:35:41,758 --> 01:35:43,958 A month later 1109 01:35:55,983 --> 01:35:59,583 Hey, it's midnight! They value the work? 1110 01:35:59,783 --> 01:36:02,783 I hope that my clients were. 1111 01:36:03,233 --> 01:36:07,480 No, I will be back. - You go to the buffet? 1112 01:36:07,883 --> 01:36:11,146 Today, no ham. Drug is delicious! 1113 01:36:34,242 --> 01:36:38,242 Aphrodisiac 1114 01:36:47,650 --> 01:36:51,132 Opening in a few weeks 1115 01:36:51,441 --> 01:36:54,455 but I could not wait to see it. 1116 01:36:55,008 --> 01:36:58,620 You stole my idea? - You played. 1117 01:36:58,740 --> 01:37:02,780 Whoever finds the his're - Things I! You stole them? 1118 01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:06,238 No, Skeet stole. I stole it. 1119 01:37:06,358 --> 01:37:11,188 Su. Do what you want with them. I think it looks great. 1120 01:37:13,816 --> 01:37:17,462 Well, how are you? 1121 01:37:18,550 --> 01:37:22,150 Linda. I'm better than ever. 1122 01:37:22,533 --> 01:37:25,799 I miss you. A lot. 1123 01:37:26,234 --> 01:37:31,539 Do not call, because I wanted to leave the room 1124 01:37:31,774 --> 01:37:37,155 but every day I picked up the phone and called the first six digits ... 1125 01:37:37,275 --> 01:37:39,275 This is a mistake. 1126 01:37:39,566 --> 01:37:45,166 People need comfort, double sofas and couches. 1127 01:37:45,858 --> 01:37:48,258 Sofas here. 1128 01:37:48,566 --> 01:37:53,565 Pasta should be bright. - Good idea. Absolutely true. 1129 01:37:57,150 --> 01:38:01,030 The colors are warm colors. - Yes 1130 01:38:01,165 --> 01:38:06,047 Guys, quit the job. What color is this, man? 1131 01:38:07,441 --> 01:38:11,050 What about the menu? - Well ... 1132 01:38:11,502 --> 01:38:16,125 You may have to deal with it, because I have not found a chef. 1133 01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:23,575 The place is yours if you want. 1134 01:38:29,316 --> 01:38:33,565 Just let me ... I have a lot to ... 1135 01:38:34,508 --> 01:38:38,130 You know, when you can ... 1136 01:38:38,355 --> 01:38:41,029 You ... something in you ... 1137 01:38:41,191 --> 01:38:44,046 It's like ... 1138 01:38:53,425 --> 01:38:57,093 You need to work on his speech. - Yes, I know ... 1139 01:38:57,228 --> 01:38:59,728 Silence. Thank you. 1140 01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:04,464 Are you nervous? - No. Why should I be nervous? 1141 01:39:04,950 --> 01:39:08,618 You have a tendency to fall asleep and women who fuck. 1142 01:39:08,766 --> 01:39:13,596 I had to say right now, not when you go to bed naked? 1143 01:39:13,733 --> 01:39:16,743 Thank remember. 1144 01:39:17,883 --> 01:39:21,288 When ready, you can go. 1145 01:39:21,408 --> 01:39:24,616 I'm ready! Help me out here. 1146 01:39:26,483 --> 01:39:29,683 Inside me. Is it? - Yes! 1147 01:39:38,083 --> 01:39:41,683 He is good! - Yes, it's very good. Really. 1148 01:39:43,900 --> 01:39:48,162 Wait! Stop! What are you doing? - Nothing! 1149 01:39:48,525 --> 01:39:52,158 Will be empty! After about ten seconds! 1150 01:39:52,483 --> 01:39:56,697 That's not a compliment? - How Rachel managed to fall asleep? 1151 01:39:56,891 --> 01:40:00,342 No. - How do you deal with that massage? 1152 01:40:00,566 --> 01:40:06,566 I will not comment on that now. I'm fine! I'm fine! 1153 01:40:07,191 --> 01:40:11,271 I am calm. - Keep moving. 1154 01:40:11,474 --> 01:40:15,474 You can change the angle? - Yes! He is good! 1155 01:40:15,594 --> 01:40:18,038 Right? - Yes! 1156 01:40:18,523 --> 01:40:21,177 This is not good! - Sorry. 1157 01:40:21,883 --> 01:40:24,097 Yes! 1158 01:40:26,158 --> 01:40:28,630 What ... - Prevent. 1159 01:40:28,750 --> 01:40:32,019 Breathe, breathe! - No, no, no! Forward. 1160 01:40:34,233 --> 01:40:36,896 My foot range! 1161 01:40:37,016 --> 01:40:41,024 Pinch your fingers, relax and breathe. 1162 01:40:43,441 --> 01:40:46,503 That's better. 1163 01:40:51,264 --> 01:40:54,927 Oh, no! Outside? - Yes 1164 01:40:55,483 --> 01:40:58,713 Sorry smooth is - yes, it happens. 1165 01:40:59,033 --> 01:41:03,611 Now is better! Oh, yes! - Oh, yes! 1166 01:41:03,746 --> 01:41:08,412 I'm in the best shape. I could go on forever. 1167 01:41:11,016 --> 01:41:15,481 Over? - No! No! No! 1168 01:41:15,758 --> 01:41:18,963 More? - OK! 1169 01:41:24,233 --> 01:41:26,433 You are beautiful! 1170 01:41:27,305 --> 01:41:33,266 Craving big poker? Feast your eyes on Venom. $5 million GTD. AmericasCardroom.com88345